Paint Contest #9

[PoofBird]

1. You draw and paint a picture based on a suggestion/topic set by me, and only me. the idea is to draw everything yourself. No source-materials like existing drawings or photographs are allowed.
2. Suggestions and topics that you consider to be fun can be told to me in PM.
3. You are allowed to use MS Paint or similar.
4. Allowed file formats are GIF and JPEG. No other formats. I strongly recommend using GIF, as the compression is much better for paintjobs, though not all of you will be able to make that format.
4a. No BMP!
5. No pics that are Hugh Mongoose.
6. No pics bigger than 75 kilobytes, (if it has to be bigger, put up a link instead of the picture itself)
7. Entries are judged by a poll. When enough entries have been made, I will set up a poll (or it will be set up by a mod) and you can vote the winner and the runners up.
8. Only one entry per person. If you make a second, tell us which one is the real entry for the contest. (this is to make polls easier to manage)
9. Rewards are familiar: three :weebl: for the winner, two :weebl: for the runner up, and one :weebl: for third place.
10. Can your pics be rude? Of course! But remember their are kids watching, and people at offices too! If it's too rude, or contains nudity, don't post the pic. If you have to, post the url with a warning.

yes, while you youngsters enjoy yourselves at www.agonizingpaint.tk (the website that accompanies these fine contests), I tell you the next subject isss....

Evil Clowns

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

http://www.evilleet.co.uk/~agonizingpaint/_Pics/9/evilminion.jpg


dont even fscking ask....

[Evilone]

I can't draw a clown to save my life soooo...

http://www.floraldream.org/upload/images/Destructo.jpg

[/coat]

[Destrukto]

_

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

wow, unless by some cruel twist of fate, there is some hidden picture in that text, if noone posts, i may win this one

[Smeagle]

Waaah!

Dunno what the background's supposed to be, but I thought it looked suitably scary clown-ish.

[Death]

i tried..

[Garrett]

My entry sucks:

[jimeh]

Nyehehehhe

[ThrustTrust]

First time I've entered one of these comps...

[DeathOfPies]

HAHHAHA Fear the wrath of the infamous BOBO!!!!!

[BFCA]

http://www.angelfire.com/music5/monkeyfish/clowngif.txt

Ummm, gangster drive-by clown anyone? Gangster's are evil arent they?

[jimeh]

Im not sure that that is a clown my friend.

[dingchavez22]

Originally posted by JimTheJim
Im not sure that that is a clown my friend.

I'll delete it

[eejit]

give it a few hours before its deleted.

[itchy]

oh! my! gosh!
that is the saddest thing i've ever seen!!!
*teardrop*

[PoofBird]

Adam, that is absolutely great!

[Destrukto]

Almost happened to me once :p

[itchy]

ooh! tell all!
you've started already! why not continue!!!
hahahahahahaha!
eew. destrukto fucking a random lady, while he's working!
*shudders*

[Destrukto]

I did not fuck anyone during work...

I had this act as the time in which i played a sad character that asked ladies to marry me...
I built up tension because everytime someone accepted i saw a more beautiful one...

In the end i offered one a ring and when she wanted to accept i made rude "thrusting" pelvic motions ;) and normally they refused immediately laughing...

One night I had a gig at a students party...
And when i got to that routine the quite beautiful girl nodded yes eagerly and wanted to take me upstairs...

I was thrown totally off balance and lamely mimed "oooh, i have another appointment" and rushed off...:D

What *would* have happened i'll never know... :(

[itchy]

aww...
poor you.
that sounds like a good act! heh heh

[katox]

you should have gone for it you dopey tart.

[itchy]

YEAH!
fuck the kids!
fuck them all!
oops.
i mean screw the lady...
screw her.... all?

[Microman]

lol, you should have gone with it dest,

anyway, i tryed a clown, looks like shit, but i spen time on it so here it is

[PeePers]

you should've stolen her wallet

[Shpox]

maybe someone did. *hides* :D

[eejit]

Originally posted by PoofBird
Adam, that is absolutely great!

ooooh you remembered my name

my phone box ads must be working.

[scram]

a quick effort this week

[Randy Warhol]

yes.

[BFCA]

Ooooh tha's good clown!

[katox]

i agree with armadillo. ~nod nod~

i'm not entering this week cos i haven't got time.



edit - ok ok it's cos you're all too damn good. :'( wahhh!






;)

[PoofBird]

Originally posted by katox

i'm not entering this week cos i haven't got time.


that's ok, hon, then we won't wait up for you :)

[katox]

merci beaucoup petit beau

[katox]

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/paint/evilclown-beautifulwoman.gif

she only wants your body...

[PoofBird]

this contest will close very soon...

We'll just wait a bit and give BFCA a chance to fix his pic

[PoofBird]

BFCA mailed me this entry

[BFCA]

*nods*

but where's the voting thread?

[PoofBird]

can't be bothered yet ;)

soon, but i'm busy helping my sister with compu stuff

[PoofBird]

this contest is closed.

[PoofBird]

Randy Warhol: 7 votes :weebl: :weebl: :weebl:
Eejit: 6 votes :weebl: :weebl:
Microman & Smeagle: 4 votes 0,5 :weebl:


well done, lads.

[Randy Warhol]

wahey! watch my artistic ego balloon.

*fwump* aharr! mmm. nice.

[eejit]

beaten by a worthy oponent.

Thanks anyway to the voters. your cheques are in the post.

Alfie Moon for Prime Minister.

Population Tire.

Peace Out.

[Wally]

Hmmmmm, evil clowns ey?

[Wally]

BEHOLD!

[smiley clown]

If you hadn't noticed the competition was closed.:(

:rawk:

[Wally]

Hellson Stalinass and Lick an elephant...... I am too late:(

[PoofBird]

And to avoid further confusion I will move this to the gallery...


Updates on a lot of contests tonight.

promiss.