The Insanity of Alcohol

[scram]

So.

I got home earlier on and was bored. I was happy to be home, but I was bored. Now I have a nice supply of alcohol left over from the last house party and I intended to put it to good use.

However, IRC changed all that.

It was suggested (BY GARG!!!) that instead of choose a single drink I try a combination. Well the culmination of this was about 20 minutes ago and it's beginning to sink in now :S

So you start with a happy moron:

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/madman.JPG

And an interesting glass with wooden stirrup:

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/theglass.JPG

Combine with the following ingredients:

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/ingredients.JPG


and it's a recipe for disaster.

Now, the fosters and the coke I trust. I know exactly what to expect, and I expect the two don't mix. The "Gin" is a different story. I mean, for Christ's sake, look at the label. It was clearly printed off by someone who can't even spell "computer" and probably stuck on with pritt stick. The stuff, surprisingly, smells like Gin however, so i pour it on in. I'm willing to experiment. This IS after all, science at its best.

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/ginning.JPG

Check out IRC in the background! The happening place that it is at 5 am (a hive of foreign lovelies - vampi, Noot, foxy ;))

So I decide to add the Fosters. Diddy little bottle that has been chilling in my minifridge gawdblessit.

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/stage2.JPG

Don't let the appearance fool you. There is easily 4 shots of Gin and half a pint of Fosters already in this beasty. The coke serves as a deadly contrasting mixer and will probably break my brain before I finish typing this.

After adding the coke, the mixture takes on a blended layered effect which I was quite proud of and still am. The final product looks quite unintimidating but believe me.... it's got some kick.

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/theproduct.JPG

I was now ready to take the plunge into the unknown. Well that's a lie, actually. I wasn't ready at all. I was scared shitless of the monster I'd just made and was fully prepared to lock it in the cupboard and hide on the other side of the room. It's not the strongest alcoholic concoction I have ever drunk but it is surely one of the most unholy and unnatural.

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/worried.JPG

Check out the Pulp Fiction poster. Samuel L Jackson owns your ass.

So I did it. I put it to my lips and sucked it back past my teeth. The coke hit me first and I was beginning to think it wasn't so bad until I caught the taste of beer slowly followed by a whiff of gin. This sounds obvious but it was kind of shocking to me. This stuff actually tasted of all three things which made it up. I was concerned and definately not sure.

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/notsure.JPG

The more I drank, the quicker I drank. I was determined to finish this monster and beat the challenge. Due to my previously self-admired layering of the components I found that as I hit the bulb at the bottom, I was faced with a mouthful of gin. Bad gin. This was gin that technically shouldn't ever have been considered gin. This was the kid gin that never quite made it through gin school and was now working weekends at Gins R'Us.

And it was now in my mouth. Along with cheap Australian beer. And a remnant amount of Coke.

Any sane man would have spat it out, but I am a stubborn little shit. I was determined to beat this thing and see the train all the way to the end. With a near superhuman strength of will I told my throat to swallow. Miraculously, it did. I necked the end of the stuff and felt a swell of pride (or maybe that was gas).

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/finished.JPG

So I put down the glass and felt weird. It's almost 45 minutes later now and I feel worryingly ok. I am either immune to poison and stupid drinking concoctions or the demon piss is sitting in my stomach and waiting to attack at any moment.

I'm going to post this before the latter option gets a chance to surface. Besides, the spots before my eyes are blocking the screen and the little elves are tugging at my trouserlegs and telling me how to make pixie dust. On second thoughts, they might be pixies.

Seeya.

[ps. sup Arsenal fans]

[Greg]

Oh my goddam.

Damn fine thread. I hope everyone took notes.

Great job, and congratulations for being one of the baddest mother fuckers on the planet. You deserve a medal for drinking that.

[Sloth]

i suggest red bull and jager shots!
seriously... they are good...
or maybe a black&tan to finish the night...

i hate working late...:o

[Rogue]

nice hat

[dead]

i might have to try doing that sometime..... * wanders off to forum pub*

[Twatybollocks]

You look as rough as a badger's arse...and that was before you had the drink. :D

[Weeman]

Gin, Fosters, and Coke eh?


Maybe I'll be forced to try that some other time.

[AngryPaul]

Brave, brave man :D

Well done for keeping it down for at least 45mins - I salute you.

I may hve to wander into the alcohol cupboard to see what interesting triples i can find ;)

[jimeh]

you should try 9 different alcopops, vvladmir vodka from lidl's (legendary, cheap and mean), with a lil bit of cola to top the bitch up.
It tastes like shit, but gets you utterly pished.

[Destrukto]

I am curious how long it will take before he comes online again ;)

/me mans the stomachpumps

[Dødens Knekt]

aaaahahahaha

quality thread

and you're right

samuel l jackson IS badass and pwns our asses.

[Ashling]

I'd like to see how he woke up the next day.. if he ever woke up...

[gemmellow]

What an attractive piece of glass wear.

[TheWuu]

:eek: You need a medal for that act of outrageous bravery/stupidity :eek:

Gin is a definite no-no in my book :eek:

[queenofself]

blimey

gin tastes like pine trees

fosters tastes like wee wee

& coke tastes like bloody good e-numbers

must've been like wetting yourself under the christmas tree whilst high

you brave brave man

:)

[freddiestarfish]

Scram, cheap gin is much better mixed with cheap whiskey.

[ZekeyLizard]

Samual L. Jackson Pwns everyone's asses.
He even pwns his own ass!

As for drink combinations?


PeanutButter + Whisky = Yum.

The PeanutButter takes away the harsh bitterness of the whisky and gives it a sweeter flavor.:)


...and of course it tastes a bit like peanut.

[queenofself]

baileys & coke looks very not-nice but the ugly mess of froth tastes surprisingly good

if we're just thinking about foul combinations, i ran out of the pub shrieking the other night when someone ordered apple pie & custard just so they could dip thier chips in it

how my gorge riseth at the thought

[Beef Magic]

Originally posted by Scrambled
The "Gin" is a different story. I mean, for Christ's sake, look at the label. It was clearly printed off by someone who can't even spell "computer" and probably stuck on with pritt stick. The stuff, surprisingly, smells like Gin however, so i pour it on in. I'm willing to experiment. This IS after all, science at its best.




We've all been here, it must be said.

[wyrd_fish]

my dad bought some cech* moonshine home from when he visited a friend there

ouch....

*not sure how to spell it, used to be part of cechoslovakia, you know where i mean. the country that drinks more alchol than any other part of europe.


at a friends 18th i mixed everything i could find in a cider bottle... including milkshake... i drank some, but buy the next day it was curiously empty

we also lost his brothers skateboard in a field, turns out it was under the car :rolleyes:

[NIGHTCOW]

good gin makes me hurl so cheap, nasty, highly poisonous, high risk of blindness gin would possibly leave me dead so salutes for the scram for his efforts in the name of science.

My favourite combination has been tesco value snakebite black

1.5 litres of tesco value cider (3 litre bottle so i had to drink half)
3 cans of tesco value lager or bitter (foul, foul stuff)
topped up with tesco value blackcurrant (you can feel your teeth dissolving)

That was a fun evening...

[scram]

Originally posted by Twatybollocks
You look as rough as a badger's arse...and that was before you had the drink. :D

I know :) That's what living with my family for a week does to me ;)

Plus I have no razors there.

OK So its 3pm the following day and I am alive. Don't know why but I am. Am toying with the idea of a "Round 2" but I might leave it to the weekend when I might be able to do a "tag team" ;)

[Dr. Dodge]

on a very very drunken night me and a couple of friends created the only cocktail that you have to chew. It was called the Pringle Phil

ingredients
the majority of a tube of pringles
any alcohol in the house

you'll prolly need a spoon to eat/drink it. well rank

[weebl]

round 2 for sure.

may I suggest a bangcok lady boy only in one glass. for this you will need gin and tonic a bottle of budvar and baileys.

[scram]

considering you made this a besterest thread, I feel obliged to comply. Colonel will oversee the events this Saturday.

[moog]

i'll be knee deep in them and i assure you there'll be plenty of pics

[vampiress]

gin is vile. (but not you G&T you are quite a loverly darling :))
huzzah, this made me giggle so much last night.


<scram^HoP> lets play choose what scrambled drinks next
<scram^HoP> \o/
<vam_Drunk> tequila :barry:
<scram^HoP> i shall provide the list
<Garg> Water
<scram^HoP> fosters, stella, grolsch, becks, carling, port, gin, coca cola or KWAK
<Munkey`> KWAK
<Garg> KWAK, carling and coca cola
<scram^HoP> only the fosters is cold :(
<Garg> Fosters then
<vam_Drunk> what is kwak and stella
<scram^HoP> KWAK, carling AND coke?
<Garg> Fosters and coke
<scram^HoP> it's a crazy idea but it might just work
<Garg> Fosters, gin and coke
<vam_Drunk> oi
<Garg> \o/
<Garg> I am SO trying that
<scram^HoP> I shall fetch the pint glass and the camera

<scram^HoP> fosters gin and coke
<scram^HoP> thats it
<Munkey`> all 9 mixed together in one suicidal Cacophony


<scram^Ocean11> this is the weirdest fucking tasting stuff ever
<scram^Ocean11> im seeing spots
* vampi_ licks scrammy
* scram^Ocean11 is now known as Scram^drink
<Scram^drink> Noot
* vampi_ is now known as vamTequila
<Scram^drink> im doing it
<Scram^drink> what grag said

<Scram^drink> do you know what is most scaru about this drink?
<vamTequila> the smell?
<Scram^drink> it actually tastes of gin and foster and coke

[bunji]

wow man your brave. help yourself to some pie.

once when i was young i thought these following concoctions were tasty:

milk and blackcurrant squash
battenburg (i mean battenburg, not c a k e) and chocolate spread
marmite and chips
and my all time favourite

chocolate log dipped in mushy peas.

now u can tell why i don't have a girlfriend :(

[Ant2oo4]

Last year, the morning after a christmas party, me and some friends had cereal, but we used fosters instead of milk!

it was quite tasty!

[Dr M]

scram, for your next challenge, why not try the following (i have)

vegetable oil
salt
vinegar
chocolate
water
coke
cheese

mix up and drink.

Well done for the Gike-a-Fosters, bravo.

[Gemaah]

arghhh NOOOooooooO not the GIN, i cant take it... i went out last nite see a few bands.... we cudnt get served at the bar.. so we went a supermarket and me mate bought a bottle o gin. Now, I neva ever drink GIN, im a jack daniels and coke drinker, so after the first glass of gin and coke i was well on me way..... after the erm... *counts*, erm i duno... but i was pretty bad

I CAN NOW SAY THAT I AM NEVER GONNA GRINK GIN AGAIN

i feel like a piece of crap... i was sick 3 times this mornin, and errr even the word makes me feel nauseous

[MCFR4G]

My worst concoction had to be:
Wine,
Random Beers,
Loads of other God knows what from around the table.
Cigarette ash,
Cigarette butts,
Beer Bottle Label

Okay the alcoholic content wasn't too bad but the ash was frigging disgusting and have you ever tried swallowing a cigarette butt?


..I forgot to mention all you can eat chinese and refilliable ice cream plus plenty of beer drinking preceeded this.


At the end of the night I skipped on the kebab, that would have probably finished me.

[scram]

Originally posted by Dr M
stav, for your next challenge, why not try the following (i have)

vegetable oil
salt
vinegar
chocolate
water
coke
cheese

mix up and drink.

Well done for the Gike-a-Fosters, bravo.

You're an idiot.

[freddiestarfish]

An interesting mix i had made for me invilved this

Gin
Whiskey
beer
wine
fairy liquid
olive oil
tomato ketchup
basil
chilli powder
peppercorns
garlic
more gin

Tasted a bit nasty, but after enough of it you dont care.

[scram]

You'll thank me when you're older, boy.

[Ant2oo4]

Originally posted by Scrambled
You're an idiot.

I'm sorry to spam up the thread but i have to agree...

[NIGHTCOW]

cooking food in alcohol is also rather fun:

eggs fried in baileys was a particularly fine meal. didnt taste too bad either

[Hizzle]

lol. sounds fun. I'm too young to be drinking alohol regularly...tried mixing random stuff at a party once...i prob wont be trying that again for some time. So..it's sunday...didn't u try a new mix yesterday or am i getting confused?

[foxy]

Originally posted by NIGHTCOW
cooking food in alcohol is also rather fun:

eggs fried in baileys was a particularly fine meal. didnt taste too bad either

We did that once at a party, in my first year when I hung out with frat boys. Tequila chicken, I think there was oregano on it and something else too. It was pretty good. Tequila and Orange juice. However we were all very drunk so heaven knows it was probably terrible.

[Mr stabby]

Originally posted by Hizzle
lol. sounds fun. I'm too young to be drinking alohol regularly...tried mixing random stuff at a party once...i prob wont be trying that again for some time. So..it's sunday...didn't u try a new mix yesterday or am i getting confused?

Youre too young to be drinking it at all then.

so you survived the terrible coctail.

my fave is:

WKDBlue
WKFD Iron bru
and vodka

[Ant2oo4]

Originally posted by Mr stabby
Youre too young to be drinking it at all then.

so you survived the terrible coctail.

my fave is:

WKDBlue
WKFD Iron bru
and vodka

WKDs are just fruit juice and vodka anyway... :confused:

[vampiress]

Originally posted by foxy
We did that once at a party, in my first year when I hung out with frat boys. Tequila chicken, I think there was oregano on it and something else too. It was pretty good. Tequila and Orange juice. However we were all very drunk so heaven knows it was probably terrible. actually tequila chicken is fabulous. you marinate in a bit of tequila and some orange juice. really softens the chicken. i made skewers and we grilled them at a tail gate for some sporting event.

[foxy]

Originally posted by vampiress
actually tequila chicken is fabulous. you marinate in a bit of tequila and some orange juice. really softens the chicken. i made skewers and we grilled them at a tail gate for some sporting event.

:eek:

my goodness, drunken frat boys, at least they're good for something!

[[murray]]

Now, Scram, you are a brave man. However, I challenge you to drink possibly the most vile combination of alcoholic beverages in the history of time.

Separate, I cant get enough of these drinks, but together....wrong wrong wrong.

I like to call it 'Voddingtons'

Yes, vodka and Boddingtons. Works better with cheap vodka. Its certainly more lethal.

[scram]

Round 2 and it was a doozy.

Apprecdiate that this is a difficult thead post to type because I just did this thing.

I had bad work day thing and I was bored so decided to do another one of these thingys. This is taking long time to type because of editting but here is what i do.

GIN (yeah same dirty stuff)

http://www.robotickid.net/images/scram/gin.JPG

and then the absinthe (70% = win)

http://www.robotickid.net/images/scram/absinthe.JPG

and blu WKD!

http://www.robotickid.net/images/scram/wkd.JPG

and then some belgian beer called kwak which is like 8% and tastes cool

http://www.robotickid.net/images/scram/kwak.JPG

ok so i think i shall name this cocktail "the Scramball" for simplicity. I wasn't convinced. this was like starring death in the face.

http://www.robotickid.net/images/scram/myeverst.JPG

Ok so this stuff tastes like petrol with sugar and also like a bit of tramp piss as well. It was a challenge to swallow and I felt the hit of it immediately.

http://www.robotickid.net/images/scram/start.JPG

Soon, (within the space of 5 minutes) the drink had taken control and I was speaking weird stuff on irc and most of it I don't really remember. I took a photo though.

http://www.robotickid.net/images/scram/irc.JPG

by this time i had gone far enough to down the rest and did so with little recollection of doing so. That was half an hour ago. Within that time I have been drunk and pretty much sobered up and now have a headache. It's the half hour weekend.

Don't try this at home

http://www.robotickid.net/images/scram/end.JPG

[garry]

Ha! Anyone fancy a kebab?

[terrorbite]

A nice combination we had in a friends back garden consisted of:

Cider
Vodka
Blackcurrant juice
Pure orange juice
Fosters

mixed up in a washing up bowl, with bits of grass floating around in it.

[scram]

ah yes, the snakebite screwdriver.

Good stuff.

[terrorbite]

Originally posted by Scrambled
ah yes, the snakebite screwdriver.

Good stuff.

Is that what its called? We just chucked random ingredients together.

[Zweee]

Fosters and Tia maria

Nothing better, slips down a treat and gets you blasted

[Garg]

OMG I BLATANTLY SUGGESTED THIS IDEA AND NOT EVEN A MENTION.

/me runs off to moan about somit else because I'm required to by law.

[Lagmeister]

Had some strange can of drink called love (e-numbery goodness or liquified sugar we didnt decide (well i dont remember us deciding neway)) at a party a while back, if ne1 can find you should make a concoction with it (If the alcohol doesnt get you at least you will have a sugar high) :rolleyes:

[fythbro]

i like frankie and bennies mixers.

[monkrocker]

Your next concoction should involve El Toro tequila. It makes up for its pure vile-ness by having a nice red sombrero on the cap..

One website describes it thus:

"The best thing about this tequila is the cute little red plastic sombrero on the cap. Harsh, and quite unpleasant to drink. Can be cooked with, and this is probably the best use, except perhaps as an industrial solvent. "

After about the 5th shot you stop caring

;)

[terrorbite]

Originally posted by monkrocker
Your next concoction should involve El Toro tequila. It makes up for its pure vile-ness by having a nice red sombrero on the cap..

One website describes it thus:

"The best thing about this tequila is the cute little red plastic sombrero on the cap. Harsh, and quite unpleasant to drink. Can be cooked with, and this is probably the best use, except perhaps as an industrial solvent. "

After about the 5th shot you stop caring

;)

I feel sick drinking tequila. Its damn awful.

[monkrocker]

Ah you can get some quite nice stuff. We just happened to get the cheapest bottle there ... :rolleyes:

[Pipesmoker]

I remember (vaguely) a party in Wales during which a friend of mines (Anna) decided to make punch (her punch).

The production of punch started with cider (mostly apples) with several choruses of "I am a cider drinker, I drinks it all of the day, I am a cider drinker, I drinks all my troubles away, ohh arr ohh arr ayy, ohh arr ohh arr ayy."
Then red wine was added along with several soft drinks (also including irn bru). So far it was going ok although most of the people at the party had decided to "go to bed early" when the punch started its life. Brandy and a strange type of vodka went into this now unholy creation, and we stopped short of adding Absinth to the concoction, mostly because we couldn't prise it from the hands of the owner. we'd all been testing it as more ingredients were added... looking back we should have stopped drinking when tea and various penny sweets were added. I fell asleep at some point in the morning, woke up without any sign of a hangover and could hear the consistant vomiting from the toilet of doom.
Someone had added milk to the punch... someone had continued to drink the punch... someone was being violently sick every few seconds.

Milk! Beware the devil's liquid!

[dead]

nicely done scram.:) that glass you got for your birthday sure gets a lot of use......

[monkrocker]

Argh dairy products just don't go well with booze.

Which has reminded me, the Peruvians have a deadly conconction called the Pisco Sour. (Pisco being a foul & potent local spirit). It's mixed with a tonne of egg yolk.

It goes down like a treat but doesn't come up so nice... :shock:

[Pipesmoker]

I'm just glad there wasn't a liquidiser... marmite and pizza flavoured punch would have been the next logical step

[Ultamate_Wombat]

has anyone ever tried buckfast? its brewed by monks ,however it doesnt actually have any real ingredients, no just chemicals, i'm sure its good for all, good stuff.

[moog]

Being a guest at Dibbie and Che's for the week I thought it might be fun to contribute to this thread, so here are a few choice pictures from last night's cider fiesta binge:

http://www.nicebutwrong.com/Meetup/leedrunk1.jpg

About to embark on an adventure, you can see that I am dubious that cider will be able to cheer me up or perhaps I am just concerned about the situation in chechnya. I can't really remember.

http://www.nicebutwrong.com/Meetup/leedrunk2.jpg

couple of cans in and betting rears its head. The game: Poker. The winner: Me. I've never played before either. Ended up with a profit of 38p which I'm sure you'll agree is better than a kick in the face by a horse.

http://www.nicebutwrong.com/Meetup/leedrunk3.jpg

This is the precise moment when everything stopped making sense and the evening descended into unbridled madness. So far beyond help now. Avenge us.

http://www.nicebutwrong.com/Meetup/leedrunk4.jpg

Oh God.

So there you go. A fun filled night and it was a joy to share with you. Noticable lack of comedy hats but then theres always next time.

[terrorbite]

Loved the pics, colonel :D

[misty de muerte]

So there you go. A fun filled night and it was a joy to share with you. Noticable lack of comedy hats but then theres always next time.

Your antics would cause me to call you a master of alcohol, yet I see you have more to offer with the promise of a comedy hat so your status as hardcore alcoholic genius had not yet been reached. I require more sir.

Scram: If you carry on you will die. Please take note. Your antics are not very cute and would cause you to lose in a cuteness competition oh death-defying alco-boy.

Your concoctions are slightly insane but I salute both of you Scram and Colonel for remaining alive and not looking rough despite your overload.

[suchmeanness]

gin is like sweet nectar, even GIN varieties, see how you defile its beauty. Here is a short educational interlude..

Gin is best when mixed with Tungsten high strength lager.
unless it is Hendricks, in which case a slice of cucumber is the way ahead.

It is a thing of great cultural value, inspiring many great artists such as Hogarth.

Mixed with absinthe, wormwood tincture and sugar it can and will make you hallucinate.

Here endeth the lesson. Respec' Biggup the gin massif.

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

oh shitesticks...its you.

you and your Gin Club...which I wont be talking about...

[suchmeanness]

no indeed, not if you know what's good for you. which is gin.

[scram]

Originally posted by misty de muerte
Scram: If you carry on you will die. Please take note. Your antics are not very cute and would cause you to lose in a cuteness competition oh death-defying alco-boy.

Who do you think you are?

Coming into MY thread and preaching to me about cuteness???

YOU, my dear, and your lice ridden boyfriend are going down.

You just wait and see!

Moving on...

SUCHMEANNESS!!!

Welcome back, dear. I look forward to furthering my education of all things gin, and beyond.

That is if there IS anything beyond gin.

[dead]

maybe next time you should make a cocktail desgned to not taste awful but still get you pissed?

[scram]

where's the fun in that?!

[littlefirework]

Everyone knows that the key to a good mixed drink is a quality stirring implement. ;)

[Mungo]

Originally posted by misty de muerte
Scram: If you carry on you will die. Please take note. Your antics are not very cute and would cause you to lose in a cuteness competition oh death-defying alco-boy.

dont worry scram. i was told that once and now apparently i have a problem.

but the thing is she has never tried our way of life so how can she comment

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

Originally posted by Scrambled
Who do you think you are?

Coming into MY thread and preaching to me about cuteness???

YOU, my dear, and your lice ridden boyfriend are going down.

You just wait and see!

Moving on...

SUCHMEANNESS!!!

Welcome back, dear. I look forward to furthering my education of all things gin, and beyond.

That is if there IS anything beyond gin.

Scram just because Suchmeanness is about doesnt justify your attempted meaness.

You are really a petulant young child, as well as a flatulent one.

Someone seemingly cares about your health (truth is, like myself she probably wants the satisfaction of your death attributed entirely to her) and you let your pugnacious self leap in feet first to defend your claim to greatness.

please, do the world a favour and headbutt a lawnmower

[vampiress]

a bit ginger there kernal... i blame arkansas.

huzzah for making me laugh kids.

[scram]

Originally posted by Father Mahoo hoo shaboo
please, do the world a favour and headbutt a lawnmower

quite.

leaping to the defense of your lady.

VERY cute, bunny.

¬_¬

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

I am cute,

much cuter that you,

SCRAMBLED.

[foxy]

Oh father mahoo, I highly doubt that.

You may be a bunny, but my scrammy is a snuggly fuzz bunny.

That being said, the question is dear father

Are you cuter than me?

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

yes.

simple.

[foxy]

Originally posted by Father Mahoo hoo shaboo
yes.

simple.

:(

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

dont try to mope to be cute.

doesnt cut it.

[scram]

oi! take it to another thread!

and for the record, upsetting my girlfriend is very uncute, dood.

TOTALLY uncute.

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

awww. Bless you two.

[littlefirework]

I need some insulin.

[suchmeanness]

mm too much anodyne cute.
although the father is very very ickle and i would place money that he is much more appealing than either of those two.
bless his little skinny limbs

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

I thought you sold my limbs...

[moog]

back on track please you babbling tarts

take it to pap, i hear they like this sort of thing there

[mr jones]

a tried and tested, erm, cocktail...

pinapple liquir(sp)
vodka
bacardi
brandy
aftershock
all mixed with a SMALL dash soda water and straight ribena

have a pint of this and well, i cant really remeber what happens. i know the word sheeeeed was repeated. many times...

[Pipesmoker]

Pity me, for I am no longer allowed to drink... apparently alcohol reacts badly with my antipsychotics

[flible de dee]

where do i buy that shit??

that is seriosly cool.

oohhh aahhhh... the insanity of alcohol!!

[The Snorch]

I first made this drink for the Ninjas and Hos party me and my friends threw last semester. We named it the Ninja because it really sneaks up on you and then hammers you.
It is:
1 part Vodka
1 part Amaretto
1 part Juices

We killed 5 gallons of that and three kegs... Girls love it... So we call it an everybody gets laid drink...

There is one variation I use of the drink called The Love Hammer:
It is
1 part Thors Hammer Vodka
1 part Amaretto di Amore
1 part Juices

[NBGreenDay]

NBGD's Pink Panty Droppers. Ingredients beefed up to supply 30-40.

1 case Coors Light
2 Liters Country Club (or cheaper) Vodka
19 cans of Pink Lemonade concentrate

Mix into large Coleman Cooler

Stir

Enjoy

[Tommuz]

Half pint of the good ol Guinness with half shot of irish whiskey (preferably Jamesons)and half shot of Baileys dropped on to the Guinness. Alright, it's not mine but it is so good it must be shared. I think it's called the Irish Car Bomb for those who wish to know. Tis gorgeous

[Spratley]

My mate's girlfriend invented this:
Vodka, gin, bacardi & blue bols in generous measures served in a half pint glass with maybe the last 1/5 of it lemonade. The first one was ok. I don't know how many I got through but the next day's 12-hour shift wasn't a lot of fun...

[kurtcobainuk]

so what is absinthe really like i was thinking about getting a bottle of it 2moro for 15 quid at 75% is that good? its bright green. dedo or something. what are the effects like? are they CRAazzyYY?

[Spratley]

Originally posted by kurtcobainuk
so what is absinthe really like i was thinking about getting a bottle of it 2moro for 15 quid at 75% is that good? its bright green. dedo or something. what are the effects like? are they CRAazzyYY? Craaaazy enough to make Vincent Van Gogh decide to cut his ear off, yes! I've never had any of the stuff personally. And having seen the state of my mates wrecked on it I doubt I ever will! The stuff you get now isn't as potent as the original which was banned in most of Europe in about 1916. The original stuff was supposed to be highly hallucinogenic. £15 sounds a bit dubious, i.e, a bit on the cheap side so I'd check what you're getting. I've seen the imported stuff £70+ per bottle. I'm sticking with my Jameson's....

[GreatE]

Simple. Easy. Classy.

(and get's ya there quick)

half Malibu coconut rum
half orange juice.

add ice as needed.



try pie try.

[Ollie]

I was wondering about good absinthe too. I got a £15 bottle from Asda, it was 55% and didn't make me see things. Damn.

[mr jones]

mmm shot roulette

you need,
shot glasses, one for each person playing.
bottle of aftershock
food color dye, same colour as aftershock.

simple game, arrange all the glasses in the middle of everyone, fill but one with water and color to look the same as the alcohol. fill one glass with life giving drink.
everyone pick one glass and drink.
best played at speed. the faster you doit the more pissed you get ;)

works best if you have a sober persn filling the glasses. hell, what else is the designated driver gonna do?

[woobi]

he could drive about and try not to feel sad

[Jelibeli]

Two things:

1. A pub in Tenby (Wales) sells 75%+ Absinthe. I proposed to my fiancee in that pub. Sober, oddly enough.

2. A little tale of excess (that I've been trying to post for the last couple of days)...

Many years ago, when I could both afford and handle alcohol, a couple of my friends moved into a flat together, and we had a flat-warming party. I took along a 750ml bottle of Jim Beam as a flat-warming gift.

When I arrived, I found a nice, comfy chair, sat down and joined the party. Within an hour, I had consumed the entire 'gift' all by myself. The host, a traditional Brummie, had some double-strength home brew on hand. Seeing I was drinkless, and ignoring the facy that he hadn't had any of his 'gift', he quickly served me first one pint, then another of this deliciously strong beer.

That's as much as I can remember for myself, but the other partygoers have filled me in on what happened next...

In admiration of my alcohol capacity (not knowing that my mind had already gone home to sleep it off, leaving my body to it's own devices), my friends (particularly Simon) prepared a special drink for me. The recipe is simple enough - take a pint glass, and fill it with equal measures of every strong spirit in the house. Simon refers to this coctail as a 'Bastard'. I was presented with the drink, and asked my opinion on the subtleties of the flavour, and whether the bouquet was appealing.

I drank the whole pint down in one. :twisted:

Apparently, it was soon after this that I stopped. Everything. No movement, no sound, and it seems for a short while, no breathing. My friends thought I was dead - I seem to vaguely recall them all huddled in the kitchen, trying to decide what to do. Thankfully, before too long, I was back in the land of the zombiefied living. From this point on, I have some shadows of memory, which given my behaviour, may not be a good thing.

I recall vomiting on Rick (my host)'s new doorstep, and urinating in his neighbour's flowerbed (while the neighbour, cliched in her curlers and night-dress), watched in disgust. I also vaguely recall being presented by my friends to my mother (I was fairly young and living at home), who couldn't control her laughter at my condition, and who (along with my dad and brother) laughed even more when I mistook her for a girl from school, and promptly made a pass at her - in reality, the girl looked nothing like my mom, BTW, and I never got anywhere with the girl anyway.

Next day, I slept until about 3pm, and was fine. No ill effects at all. Not like the time I woke up in the middle of a park on my 16th birthday, surrounded by (but oddly, not covered in) my own vomit, with my so-called friend waiting fo me to remember which limbs I used for walking, so he could get me home. That time I was ill for a month, and couldn't drink for longer.

So, take heed of these ramblings from someone who's been there, done that and got both the vomit-stained T-shirt and the shrivelled liver to prove it. Mixing odd drinks is very, very bad for you. And an immense amount of fun - just remember what your mom looks like.

[Spratley]

When I was young and stupid (I'm no longer young but STILL stupid) my parents went on holiday and like every 17 year old lad in the world (christ, was it that long ago!?) decided to invite all my mates over, their mates, their mate's cousins and basically anyone else I bumped into with a bottle in their hand.
We went down the pub and had 2 or 3 pints then back to my place after buying half of the off licence between us- there were probably about 20 of us, including, curiously enough, a devout Mormon who didn't drink and probably just wanted to see his mates acting like dickheads.
I had bought 6 cans of Miller, a bottle of Thunderbird and a bottle of immitation champagne-asti-type stuff that tasted like vinegar but was over 12% by volume so I didn't care. I also went halfs on a bottle of vodka with someone.
I made the dire mistake of necking my entire supply in just over an hour. Nothing happened. Then suddenly I began to feel tipsy. Seconds later, actually quite drunk. Then moronically drunk.
It was at this point that I got the great idea to try and play javelin with an ornamental lamp-post at the bottom of my garden. They're not that heavy...
I picked it up (it had not yet been installed and was laid on the path) and got it upright. Then I slipped and it came down towards me, missing my head by inches and fell against the washing line. Feeling relieved, I decided to put it back before any harm could be done. It was then that I dropped it on my hand and broke two of my fingers, but being too pissed to care, went to bed and passed out, 90 minutes into the 'party'.
I awoke at 3am in just my underpants with a hand like a bunch of black bananas and utter chaos erupting from downstairs where everyone else was suitably toasted. Having spent half of the next day in casualty getting my hand put in a cast, I was then left with the daunting task of clearing up party carnage.

On my own.

With just one hand.

Be warned people!

[woobi]

It may not be alcohol but it is sure to give you a headache

Diluting apple + blackcurrant juice
and
diluting orange juice

to go wild add lemonade

[Nefarious666]

first of all that glass of thread starter rules :D comes with great beer as well.
Secondly for some mix, try a 2:2:10 combination of vodka, blue curacao and sprite (with the 10 being the sprite, not vodka or blue curacao :P) preferrably do this in a whiskey glass
Next, fill this glass with icecubes, so there is no space to drink normally from. Then drink this with a straw. Of course finish it before the cubes start to melt otherwise you will get watery alcohol and we dont want that do we? :)

[Mittwoch]

one i made up aaages ago:
-fruit juice of choice
-pepsi
-lemonade

makes you very ill but rather tasty at the time. also one my stepdad made up, we live in a pub sooo: get 20 pint glasses, get all the bottles in the bar, fill the glasses with a dash of each. top off with assorted pub foods (crisps, steak n chips, lemon) and down all 20, then run to the bus stop without puking. also known as the 'metal man' challenge. the last contender was never seen after that...

[Peebley]

a recipe which managed to get my friend seeing dragonflies (and trying to chase them) is:

1. about 4 differnt types of alcopop (reef, bacardi breezer and others..cant quite remember the other two)
2. vodka
3.tia maria
4. baileys

mix in a glass and wait for the dragonflies....(actually quite tasty, however killing a few taste buds first might help if you plan to drink an entire glass :p)

[Mittwoch]

ok heres a slight variation to the mixture used in the 'metal man challenge' above:
-blindfold yourself
-choose 3 drinks out of a selection of alcopops, fizzy drinks, liquers and toilet bleach
-mix in large glass (best wear goggles over your blindfold for this)
-drink, remove blindfold
-chase pretty pictures floating round your head

also called 'pot luck' or 'fruit machine'...

[GreatE]

I feel the need to point out Web Tender (http://www.webtender.com)

[Spratley]

+ for pointing out a seriously cool (and potentially liver rupturing) website!

[PhelixX]

Originally posted by GreatE
I feel the need to point out Web Tender (http://www.webtender.com) Ooh!

[bitter_sweetie]

webtender is god. will be showing that site to all my friends so i never fall pray to their mixing skills again.
the worst ever concoction s'posedly drank by yours truely (i say this on the belief of others words, as i was prolly very cut to have agreed to the following...):
2 shots of jd
4 vodka shots
roughly 1 shot of baileys (we didnt' use much of this because it doesn't mix well, but we had to put it in...it just tases so nice )
1 bottle of watermellon bacardi breezer
and the space that remained unfilled in my pint glass was filled with sprite.
now that was a pungent drink to down. *sticks thumb up in o.k gesture*

[Spratley]

My mate's uncle was loaded with cash and converted the massive garage of his nice posh house into a bar/lounge area for guests. I've seen smaller actual pubs. My mate's cousin was the drummer in the first band I played for, and we used to use it as a practice room. At this time we were 15/16. You can imagine what happened.
The uncle, who was known as the Silver Fox (say no more, he had a rep with the ladies) had every imaginable spirit, liqeuer, a vast collection of vintage wine and a fair ammount of beer.
You could say he collected alcohol. Some of the bottles had strange languages on them, and had bizarre herbs and other wierd objects floating in them. Fuck knows what they were! The drummer was drinking vintage chablis by the pint. The lead guitarist was tackling a pint of Southern Comfort. I was risking random cocktails in a pint glass concocted by the drummer from every bottle that caught his eye. No method, plenty madness.
I only know that after 'unknown top shelf special' I spent several hours feeling like I was in a washing machine. The whole experience culminated in me cleaning up my own vomit with the drummer's t-shirt whilst babbling insanities and internally juggling my brain to try and turn it the right way up, followed by deep sleep and a couple of days of self pity.
Surprisingly enough our host didn't object to (or didn't know about) our self service and the bar was always nicely re-stocked for our next practice!:D

[alvin flummox]

ok, the insanity of alcohol, i was 16 at the time(so this is almost 5yrs ago)
i was sat in a freinds house one night, i was quite drunk anyway, a mate suggested a cocktail or two, so being very stupid i decided i would make something different for myself. (sorry i need to mention this particular house was part of a pub)

Anyway the drink was compiled of

1 shot of absinthe ( stupid already! )
1 shot of tequila
2 shots of JD
2 shots of Vodka
1 shot of rum
1 measure of Baileys
and the remaining space in the glass was made up of cider and red wine

i gave it a good stir, looked at it and thought shit
I was about to drink something that looked like something a man with food poisoning would produce.

Anyway to cut a long story short, i drank it, kept it down for about 10 minutes and then proceeded to bring up other things

Then i lost my memory and the next day got told about how i had to be carried home by 4 people.

Since that fateful night the amount of alcohol i have been able to consume has gotten more and more, but now i just stick to lager, or i fear the same thing happening again

May be funny to others, its torture for the victim

[sack the chimp]

This is a game invented by a mate of mine, bear with me, this is long but worth it, and easy to play after a round or 2.

You need:

1 Deck of cards (no jokers)
Plenty of drinks for all, helps if its all the same, but mixing can work too. You need to establish what 1 measure is (shot of spirits, 2 fingers of a pint, etc).
1 Pint glass to sit in the middle.

The Game:

Arrange all the cards face down on the table, spread around for easy access. People take it in turns to pick a card each, going around the table. Each card must be turned over quickly for all to see, and each card has a rule.

The Meanings of the Cards
Ace: Categories: think of a category, eg makes of car. You say one, then it goes around the circle with everyone saying one, no repetition, until someone cant think of one, and they drink a measure.
Two: You - you drink a measure.
Three: Free - no-one drinks, onto the next person.
Four: Floor - everyone has to touch the floor then the table (with the same hand) - last to do this drinks.
Five: Alive - everyone drinks.
Six: Picks - you pick someone who has to drink a measure.
Seven: Heaven - everyone has to reach both hands into the air, last one to do this has to drink.
Eight: Straight - the person sat opposite has to drink.
Nine: Bust a rhyme - say a line of an imaginary poem, this then goes on to the next person who has to make up a line to rhyme with it. No repetition on the rhyming word, first person to fail has to drink.
Ten: Pick again (same person takes another card)
Jack: Jacks to the left - person to the left of you has to drink
Queen: Queens to the right - person to the right of you has to drink.
King: Pour a measure into the pint glass into the middle, ideally 1/4 of the glass. The person who reveals the last king must fill the glass before downing it in one.

This game is the only drinking game worth playing, and is a sure fire way to liven folk up and get them in the mood for a good night out, all should try and love this game.

[NolaGoddess]

So, Scram, when does the recipe book come out with all of your fabulous drinks?

[NolaGoddess]

By-the-by, Gin makes people happy!

[MaGiCk MuShRoOm]

Originally posted by Twatybollocks
You look as rough as a badger's arse...and that was before you had the drink. :D

What is wrong with badgering a bit of arse?:badger:

[Littleshore]

I have a large bottle of bayleys, and a cold.. anyone knows what to do with it?

[sweetfloss]

Originally posted by littlefirework
Everyone knows that the key to a good mixed drink is a quality stirring implement. ;)
... what? a spoon? :D

I remember a particularly potent drink called the "Everything in the spirit cupboard and a bit of OJ". It works particularly well after copious amounts of cheap cider and baileys.

Mix contents of spirit cabinet into a pint glass.
Add OJ until the colour isnt like peepee:P.

Then down.

Then try and talk to people on MSN, typing withyour thumbs (tis hilarious, trust me).

Then when your mother returns, panic and collapse face down onto your bed, ignoring all attempts by her to find out what the hell you've been doing.

Wake up the next day to a pitiful hangover, and £5 credit less on your phone than before, through drunken texts you don't remember sending...

W00t:eek:

[NolaGoddess]

"Everything in the spirit cupboard and a bit of OJ".

......Wake up the next day to a pitiful hangover, and £5 credit less on your phone than before, through drunken texts you don't remember sending...



Ahhhhh,
good times!

[sweetfloss]

Originally posted by NolaGoddess
Ahhhhh,
good times!

*nostalgic sigh*

[Spratley]

*WARNING!* 10 cans of Scrumpy Jack and a bottle of extra-dry vermouth can lead to 2-hour long mobile calls at midnight to relative strangers you've only just met, in which you openly discuss every single embarrasing thing you've ever done, leading to widespread guilt, shame and a bout of severe stomach cramps in the morning. Or is it just me?:nana:

[sweetfloss]

Originally posted by Spratley
*WARNING!* 10 cans of Scrumpy Jack and a bottle of extra-dry vermouth can lead to 2-hour long mobile calls at midnight to relative strangers you've only just met, in which you openly discuss every single embarrasing thing you've ever done, leading to widespread guilt, shame and a bout of severe stomach cramps in the morning. Or is it just me?:nana:

Methinks everyone has one of those during their lifetime...

[Asmodean]

quentin tarantino does like his violence. and i dunno if it would have been better if you shook it up :) prolly one at a time was better

[Pieman See All]

pee barf and scotch,

u will die of many diseases

[Dick Champion]

That was a Kwak glass! Kwak is the most hilarious drink ever. The bulb at the bottom makes unsuspecting drinkers pour alcohol all over their faces. *giggle*

[Pieman See All]

milk, cheap white wine, beer, jello powder, boiled water.
shaken

[Ollie]

Somewhere between 2 and 3 litres of White Lightning and an unknown amount of some ominous mix of spirits in a Vittel bottle. It was sort of black but tastes like window cleaner. Oh, and a bottle of some pissy alcopop since that was free too. I'd never been so drunk in my life, and I've never been more drunk since.

[Mr Smilie]

http://scrambled.vampiress144.com/theproduct.JPG

:D

[eggmuffin]

Why do people always have to get drunk? I say: Enjoy a nice baccardi and leave it at that. Don't keep drinking after you start feeling playful. It will make drinking so much more enjoyable for both you and those around you. Unless the purpose of a party is to get wasted, that is.;)
'Nuff said. This has absolutely nothing to do with the thread, so here's a fun drink for you: Whisk(e)y with orange-juice. Actually, you can use just about any fruit-juice, but orange really give it an edge. I suppose you can use lemon too, if you're feeling brave.

A friend once tried to add milk. I won't say what color his face turned.

[Arkwright]

i great drink me and my friends had on a ski trip was "Sex on the Piste" which is comprised of orange juice, raspberry syrup, strawberry syrup and vodka added to taste, those things are deadly when your trying to ski...

[scram]

A couple of additions to this historic catalogue of drinks:

1) Team Spandex Slutcheeks:-

One part Gin
One part Southern Comfort
One part Vodka
One part Lime Cordial
Topped off with Um Bongo

Tasting notes:

"Like being rubbed down by a boxer wearing velvet boxing gloves OH LORD MY HEAD IS GETTING LARGE."

Created by an elite team of five forumites around a month ago, this drink lulls you into a dreamy false sense of security with it's sweet smooth warmth. But beneath it's exterior lurks a beast which attacks you like a ninja from the shadows - giving you a feeling of headiness and discomfort. Warning - may enduce nausea amongst the weak.


2) Chocolate Sunset

1 part Sloe vodka
1 part Sloe gin
topped off with apple and mango juice

A wonderfully fruity drink which gets it's name from the colour. This drink doesn't know whether it wants to be yellow, orange or brown. Tastes great though. A light fruity way to finish any day.

[Arkwright]

Most of these recipes seem to end in having your stomach pumped down in A & E

[scram]

Stomach pumps are for wussies and children. If you can't play with the big boys then use your fingers like everyone else.

Tonight I shall mostly be drinking:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Scrambled/scrumpy.jpg

[littlefirework]

Classy bottle

[Gin&Tonic]

How dare you! I can't believe it! You're an insult to the Gin Room!!

[Arkwright]

ouch, how old is that stuff?

[scram]

so says the woman who called me a "gin whore."

I dunno, there's just NO PLEASING some folk

[edit] probably old enough to be my brother

[DamnYouSweden!]

Holy SHIT, dude! I can't believe you had that and managed not to spray it glompily all over your computer screen. Of course, if I had any money and/or my dad wasn't so bloody Mormon, I'd have already tried stuff like that. I can make it slowly through expensive gin nd cheap off-brand rootbeer, though. At least until I got on the public bus to go to the shopping centre.

[Saib]

How the hell...



I'M TRYING IT!!!:D

[KualaLumpur1997]

Shit Mixes!!! A thread which appreciates them as much as I do. Here is a concoction which wasn't all that head-ache-inducing, and won me a small bet:

4 Cans of Carling
4 Cans of Aldi Lager
4 Shots of Malibu
1 dash Pimm's
3 large glasses of whiskey
1 bottle Blue WKD

All mixed up in the largest container we could find.

I had from between 8pm and 2am to drink that. I made it... with 1 minute 20 to spare

[edits] and I don't regret a second of it :D:D:D

[Spratley]

I found myself getting slowly hammered with my mate's girlfriend on a camping holiday with drink supplies about to run out. So...

Martini bianco, white cider, skol lager and brandy. All the dregs of everything that remained until there was enough for us to obtain oblivion.

Fucking disgusting, but what the hell else are you going to do when you're in a tent in the middle of nowhere miles from a pub and your mate's buggered off with the car?

To add insult to injury my mate had actually driven off to the pub for a sly pint of Stella and left us with this foul abomination.
Not that I blame him either, considering...

[AF632]

Two bad memories from my student days:


Donkey-piss
2 parts cheap cider
3 parts cheap beer
1 part cheap whisky
1 part vodka
1 part white spirit
soy sauce
rice pudding (optional - name changes to donkey jizz)

Entirely hinging on on word - cheap. Awful to drink, but it gets you hammered, and if you make the 'jizz' alteration, also provides an evening meal.


Firewater & Gin
2 parts Snakebite (Cider & Beer in equal quantities)
1 part absinthe (Preferably black)
2 parts vodka (Ukrainian if available)
5 parts gin (Go cheap - you won't sense it)
Rice pudding (To taste)

A real drinking game-style cocktail, especially good for Arrogance, pre-prepped in a pitcher. A Litre can get close to knocking out a hardened drinker)


There are myriad other combinations. Most involved spirits, rice pudding (Don't know why, but to this day I make rice pudding with a little vodka) and meths (Not a good or healthy idea, my flatmate almost died in the 3rd year when he drank it neat. This is stupid, kids, so don't do it)

[NolaGoddess]

:love:
the trick is to purchase the highest alcohol by volume for the cheepest price.
a Box of 175 oz. of 12% Alcohol by Volume wine is a little less than $7.
tis a good purchase!

[Schism]

bravo all!

*salute*

[Arkwright]

I'm confused as to why it ocurred to you to make a cocktail or devil brew using rice pudding

Did your get hammered in you kitchen on Easter or something?

[Yata89]

A special Mix drink my friends and I thought of.

-About half a litre bottle of blue charge
-About half a small bottle of Lucosade
-4 Pro-Plus caffiene tablets
-About half a litre of Vodka (Smiroff is best for this)
-Half a reasonable bottle of Jack Daniels
-Last but not least half a full packet of Lucosade tablets which give it some some taste and alot of fizz.

Now having drinks of this with your mates is Dangerous and it tastes like fermented piss but it gives one hell of a kick.

[AF632]

I'm confused as to why it ocurred to you to make a cocktail or devil brew using rice pudding

Did your get hammered in you kitchen on Easter or something?


On my 18th birthday, back when flares were fashionable and Cliff Richard had his own hair, I did indeed get hammered in a kitchen. One of my pals suggested we mix the last of the vodka with a huge bowl of rice pudding. This is the origin of my lifelong love of spiked rice pudding. Strange but true.

[Spratley]

One of my pals suggested we mix the last of the vodka with a huge bowl of rice pudding. This is the origin of my lifelong love of spiked rice pudding. Strange but true.

Speaking of strange foodstuff/alcohol connections, the mother of one of my ex-girlfiends had a fetish for cold onion soup made with vodka. I never partook, because there was often a chance that there would also be a pretty large ammount of speed in it for good measure. Needless to say, they were a pretty 'colourful' family (read insane).

[Mikey]

tis a evil mix because it's so addictive :weebl: not tha i'd know that :p

[Phlegm]

... All this talk of alcohol has made me kinda thirsty *runs off to get drunk*

[argh]

This brought back memories of the first time I got really drunk. (At 18, yes, sad. But still a year before legal.) It was with my brother, and he didn't know it was my first time getting wasted (I got a little drunk before that, but with booze stolen from parents so I could never get very much). So anyways, I was drinking Rev (which is vadka and caffiene drink) and he kept telling em to drink faster, so I did. We also smoked some weed, by some, I mean a lot. When the room started spinning, I drank more to try and stop it. I was (as told to me the next day) vomiting quite a bit in the kitchen sink. I also (no idea if this was before or after the vomiting) kept trying to go for a walk, but failed because I kept falling down, and was carried inside. I also actually remember at one point waking up to my brother dragging one of his friends out of my bedroom. I just wanted them to shut up so I could sleep.

Oh, the memories. Thanks guys.

[Spatula]

Last Saturday night I was the most drunk I have ever been in my whole life, and never again.

Never

Apparently I was sat at the top of some stairs, and randomly slid all the way down to the bottom, and sat there laughing for ages, as a result of that I have a bruise on my arm that aches like a b*tch. I then began to call everyone on my phone and tell them to headbut a ducky, including my boyfriend. I then talked a load of nonsense and invented a new word, frunkard. I'm guessing it means drunk, I should know, I made it up, but I don't.

Anyway, alocmohol is bad kids, save your liver

[fythbro]

I dont need a liver!
I still havent been drunk, though i get plenty of chances. My freind insists that one day he is going to get ,me pissed and stoned at the same time, but it aint gonna happen. he tried on saturday when he was pissed off his face, and failed.

[Spratley]

My freind insists that one day he is going to get ,me pissed and stoned at the same time, but it aint gonna happen. he tried on saturday when he was pissed off his face, and failed.

See that you don't! All the times I've mixed the two nothing happened until the morning, when I would wake with acute paranoia about everything, that would extend to the most mundane inanimate object you can imagine.
Booze alone is definitely the best as far as I'm concerned...

[terrorbite]

I dont need a liver!
I still havent been drunk, though i get plenty of chances. My freind insists that one day he is going to get ,me pissed and stoned at the same time, but it aint gonna happen. he tried on saturday when he was pissed off his face, and failed.

Pissed off your face and stoned at 14? Wtf is up with you?

[Jelibeli]

I dont need a liver!
I still havent been drunk, though i get plenty of chances. My freind insists that one day he is going to get ,me pissed and stoned at the same time, but it aint gonna happen. he tried on saturday when he was pissed off his face, and failed.

Very bad. Expect large quantities of vomit if it happens. But if you're 14, you just keep on not getting drunk and not getting stoned for a few years yet - your health will thank you for it.

[Garry2]

The earlier you start, the sooner it loses it's novelty....you'll still be getting toasted every other week, but at least the girls will think you're cool :)

[Lord_AtomBottom]

I hate when you go to a local gig and there are a bunch of 12 year olds standing around the one can of beer asking their taller mate for a drink... and then they all pretend to be drunk. Damn Kids!!!

Thank god I was never one!!

[eggmuffin]

They're not pretending. They're getting intoxicated by the fumes. :D

[etniesangel]

i dont drink alcohol....i know some of you may think im gay for that but i dont see the point in getting smashed out of your face for no reason...does anyone agree??

[Lord_AtomBottom]

I think my best mate would agree with you and I do too but hey Im Irish....


Its expected........

[Rostipharia]

I don't agree...There's nothing wrong with a casual drink if you don't take it to excess and become a wanker with it. It all comes down to the person...

[Spratley]

My lead guitarist and best mate is the nicest guy in the world until a certain ammount of whisky has been consumed- then it's Jeckyll and Hyde. I'm the exact opposite. I'm a miserable bastard until the beer takes effect and then can't grin wide enough. It gets people different ways.

Anyway- while I'm here-

How to ensure a hangover:

5 cans Scrumpy Jack cider prior to pub
4 pints Carlsberg export
4 double JD & cokes
half-mugfull of Bushmills single malt Irish whisky on return home
1/3 bottle extra dry vermouth

Apart from the cost of the booze, it'll cost you a mint in bog paper the morning after. Believe me!

[patch]

that looks like the most generic bottle of alcohol in the world, like something you'd see in family guy or something!! Genius

[Lord_AtomBottom]

A friend of mine showed me a new drinking game this time last year!! This ladies and gents is a very cheap and quick way to get drunk. THE POWER HOUR

Needed:
2 or more players
4 cans of any beer you want (for each player)
a stop watch/phone/anything with a timer
a shot glass(1 for each player)

Method:
Set your timer for one hour. start the timer and take a shot of beer.
every time a minute goes by take a shot
Repeat this untill the timer runs out!
U should be hammered in about 30-35 minutes! each can should last 15 minutes! 15 shots for each can!

Have fun!

Make sure you are in a friends house or some1 you know's place! Its very easy to get lost!!

[patch]

thats not too dissimilar to another game/challenge i been told about, basically you try with your mates to see if you can drink 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. i've never tried it, but aparantly impossible to do!

[Lord_AtomBottom]

the hour(60 min) one is impossible too. Iv only ever compleated it twice and I felt like loosing some stomach weight each time!!!

[JackDaniels99]

:jizz: i work in a bar...and often get smashed on the job, but nothing is funnier than watching the regulars start brawls, or just watching them fall down..

[Spratley]

the hour(60 min) one is impossible too. Iv only ever compleated it twice and I felt like loosing some stomach weight each time!!!
I used to go out with a really possesive girl who hated me going out to the pub, and I got the 60 minute game down to a tee because that's about as long as I got with the lads in the pub on a friday before I would have to dutifully return to her place and ask nicely for my bollocks back.
The only problem was that after 5 or 6 pints in that space of time you can't stop getting up and down for a piss for the next couple hours. And have to fight to disguise the slight but unmistakeable slurring of your speech.

Anyway...

I played a similar game at my mate's wife's birthday bash the other week- with neat Irish whisky. Every 5 minutes, we sank a double Bushmills, followed by a sherry. I can't remember the time limit- or anything else for that matter but it can't have been more than about 20mins before everyone was sackless.
You can imagine what happened.
The one thing I do remember is making a hideously embarrasing phone call to a friend, and confessing to every single embarrasing thing I've done in my entire life, for some reason.
Never again. Until next time...

[Lord_AtomBottom]

Yeah. There should be some sort of device on phones to stop drunk people from using them. I myself have made some very bad decisions while I was drunk..... so many fond memories <to no1 in particuler>

dont be queer....drink beer