Biggest turns on and offs, May get x-rated

[Mr stabby]

Ok mine are

Turn ON- belly buttons and red shoes.

Turn OFFs- Dirty talking(im wierd like that) and long nails.

yours are?

[FaerieLady]

Turn On's: NON-Skinny guys, I like them to have some meat, I really hate skinny little twigs. Dark hair. Glasses (on some people). Guys who aren't afraid I'll break, who'll actually get rough with me. Much biting and claw marks (on me). Dirty-talk during sex.

Turn Off's: Skinny guys (got to have my meat). Big egos. Pretty boys. Guys who are too gentle. :rolleyes: Watching war movies during sex (don't ask cuz you really don't want to know about that one *sigh*).


There's lots more but I don't feel like writing a long post. :p

[QuasarEinstein]

Ons: TITTYS! Cute faces. Short Blond hair. Intellegence. Cool accents (irish....... :):)). Braces (dont ask...). Tattoos and Pericing (though not too many, subtle is best)

Offs: Dumb accents. Being blond (not the same as having blond hair, "being blond" is a state of mind). Lack of intellegence.

[jif-charge]

You guys are too big headed

[Dead Body]

Turn ons: Big, broad shouldered guys. Guys with tattoos, shaved heads, big boots and well-fitted clothes.

Turn offs: Scrawny guys with long hair and baggy clothes, piercings and bad hair.

[Hydralisk]

turn-ons: Sexy laydees, flirty types, IQ of moe than 10 (Everyone at my school is a dumbass), Mental age of more than 10 (ditto above).

Turn-offs (get ready):neds, religious people, Wide boys/girls, hores, Fat chicks who think theyre Britney spears, long nails, Feminists, Hippies, and anything related to School.

[Magpie]

so Hydralisk

you want your woman barefoot, constantly pregnant and in the kitchen?

[gopherboy]

Originally posted by Dead Body
Turn ons: Big, broad shouldered guys. Guys with tattoos, shaved heads, big boots and well-fitted clothes.


Sounds like a member of the nation front :-D

Turn Ons - pleated skirts, basks, stockings, bare shoulders, full lips, and being scratched and bitten.

Turn Offs - going to get the condom :-D, squeaky beds, parents being in the next room, bad personally hygiene.

[Beef Magic]

Originally posted by gopherboy
Sounds like a member of the national front :-D


haahahahahaha

[Dead Body]

Yeah, I guess I should've seen that comming :P. I don't date nazis/facists, I guess that's a turn off as well.

[felixdahousecat]

turn-ons; big cuddly jumpers, body piercings, thigh length leather boots

turn-offs; tracksuits, giant knickers, smelly nether-regions

[eleanor]

Originally posted by FaerieLady
Turn On's: NON-Skinny guys, I like them to have some meat, I really hate skinny little twigs. Dark hair.
Turn Off's: Skinny guys (got to have my meat). Big egos. Pretty boys.
Same here :)

Others...

Turn-ons: Intelligence, nice personality, musical talent, GSOH, nice eyes (either brown or blue), attractiveness, good reputation with ze women.

Turn-offs: blonde guys (but oppernaR's godly status is unaffected), sleaziness/promiscuity, arrogance, someone I can't have an interesting conversation with, awful dress sense! (but on the other hand, I wouldn't want to date a fashion-obsessive :p)

[Scribe]

ons: piercings! theyre so shiny and sparkely and keep me entertained for hours! blonde and black hair or dyed hair... slim body. and of course every straight guy wants it (and if you say you dont your lying) a firm but and a nice rack. high iq.

offs: RED HAIR(only a few exceptions)! bodyfat or toothpick body. muscles and hair on women just scares me. B.O. and religiousness.

[Greg]

+: Sense of humor (no shit), not retarded, nice eyes/smile, et cetera. Typical.
-: Anna Nicole Smith, women with penises, polydactyly, sheep.

[edit]Oprah gives me a chubby.

[Beef Magic]

Originally posted by FaerieLady
Turn On's: NON-Skinny guys, I like them to have some meat, I really hate skinny little twigs.

Turn Off's: Pretty boys.


Do you come here often?

[oppernaR]

Turn Ons: Interesting conversation, complete unexpected sillyness, a certain way of looking at me, being sexually open minded and giving all in the bed(or any other)room, slightly submissive, girls who know they look good and arent't affraid to show it, in other words: my girlfriend ;)

Turn Offs: Being completely shallow and ignorant of the more interesting but difficult parts of life, DocM, up-in-out-off-sex, etc...etc...

PS: eleanor, thank you ;)

[Fick]

Originally posted by QuasarEinstein
Ons: Intellegence.

Offs: Being blond (not the same as having blond hair, "being blond" is a state of mind). Lack of intellegence.

Quoted for truth.

[[murray]]

Ons: Long, dark hair, girls that are shorter than me (fuck knows why), naked, nice to talk to, easy to get along with, bubbly, naked, derobed, unclothed...err, sorry, got a bit carried away there.

Offs: Townies, idiots, people devoid of any personality, people who are convinced they are gods gift to men but quite blatantly arent, two faced people, really really skinny people.

[Ashling]

on - nice smile and eyes, tall, fit but not overly muscular, musical/artistic talent, intelligence, general niceness. Oh and randomness :D

off- Sleazyness, obnoxiousness, smoking.. um... someone who doesn't take care of themself... etc etc...

[Sorcha]

Turn ons: Broad shoulders (been said before, but not sure to the extent of a fetish :rolleyes: ), not-too-extravegant tattoos on the broad shoulders, longish-mop-type-messy-bed-hair-that-reminds-me-of-surfies, preferably dark hair (but blonde is good too), bit of muscle tone in general, taller than me (I just can't be attracted to guys who look like mice), have style and fashion sense, willing to make a fool of themself (like me), able to have deep and meaningful conversations without talking about sex (save the dirty talk for later ;) ) and big, dreamy.. green/blue... eyes.... In other words: guys who veguely resemble Viggo Mortenson, Johnny Depp and/or Keanu Reeves...

Turn offs: Scrawny or mouse-looking, short hair or no hair at all (exception for Vin Diesel), short, shy, pimply, idiotic, bad personal hygene, etc (the opposite of everything said above).

[chabang]

I don't know how else to describe it but - pancake nipples. One's with some surface to them - not just a little tit.

Oh yeah, and some personality, smart, have things in common :)

[chabang]

err....I didn't type battenburg....wtf. I said pancake.

PAN. CAKE. this has been a test.

[chabang]

LOL, has anyone noticed this? Sorry for the spam post, but come on?!? pan-cake. pan cake. pancake.

jeez.

OH, turn offs. A little weight is good, 'chunk in the trunk' as some people say. Definitely people who are falsely happy - airheads, i don't care how hot anyone is (actually, the hot stereotype around doesn't do anything for me), someone as stupid as, say, jessica simpson or the like, and little daddy's / momma's girls, spoiled to death, used to perfection form life and you is a big (-).

[Fick]

Please don't triple post, use the edit button.

And yes, we all know about the cake/battenburg thing.

[NIGHTCOW]

turn on's: petite girls with dark hair maybe slightly auburny, quite slim but with a discernible ass (not one that looks like a 10 year old boy's) deep eyes (I like greeny ones), quirky sense of humour, able to talk about deeper stuff so not just small talk, intelligent but not arrogantly intelligent if you know what I mean. and some uniforms in the bedroom wouldn't go amiss...bit of roughness is also nice

Turn off's: badly dyed blonde hair, chronic lack of intelligence, girls who get crazily flirty with anyone when they're drunk, being too cuddly in bed when you want to sleep (cuddling after sex is cool but when you really want to sleep and they virtually lay on you its a bit annoying), unkempt 'hair'

[Gin&Tonic]

Turn Ons - Intelligence but not snobbery. A good conversation but an even better sense of humour. Independence but supportive. A little spontenaity. Tall and broad. Someone who understands the value of things. Appreciative. Sexually confident but not pushy.

Turn Offs - Thin weedy men. Fat slobby men. Snobbishness. Long toenails and bony feet (ugh feet). Back hair.

[[murray]]

Another turn off - People who are immediately repulsed by those of us who are unfortunate enough to be damned with acne (fortunately im not any more). Its enough of a problem for us as it is, dont make it worse by calling people with it unattractive.

[Zweee]

*sigh* Everybody likes tall men :(

i blame my parents!

[Zweee]

Well going against tradition, my girlfriend is slightly taller than me :p

well i say girlfriend, i havent asked her out, but after the last meet im pretty sure were gonna go out. *rejoices*

sorry
On topic

Ons: Athletic, good personality, but not loud i prefer quieter girls, someone i can talk to. Oh and they have to have pretty eyes.

Offs: LOUD people cant stand them. Thats about it really, oh and indecisivness.

[eleanor]

Originally posted by [murray]
Another turn off - People who are immediately repulsed by those of us who are unfortunate enough to be damned with acne (fortunately im not any more). Its enough of a problem for us as it is, dont make it worse by calling people with it unattractive.
It's not anyone's fault if they find acne (or anything else for that matter) minging. And to be honest, bad acne is pretty rank. I used to get quite a few spots and was aware that they were unattractive. It seems a bit like extreme-over-political-correctness to tell people what they can and can't call attractive :rolleyes:

[[murray]]

Originally posted by eleanor
It's not anyone's fault if they find acne (or anything else for that matter) minging. And to be honest, bad acne is pretty rank. I used to get quite a few spots and was aware that they were unattractive. It seems a bit like extreme-over-political-correctness to tell people what they can and can't call attractive :rolleyes:

Aye, im sorry, i was overreacting a bit, but it does pee me off a tad.

[Beef Magic]

Turn On - Female

Turn Off - Idiots



Teh Beef is teh lonely.

[junior]

Originally posted by FaerieLady
Turn On's: NON-Skinny guys, I like them to have some meat, I really hate skinny little twigs. Dark hair. Glasses (on some people). Guys who aren't afraid I'll break, who'll actually get rough with me. Much biting and claw marks (on me). Dirty-talk during sex.

Turn Off's: Skinny guys (got to have my meat). Big egos. Pretty boys. Guys who are too gentle. :rolleyes: Watching war movies during sex (don't ask cuz you really don't want to know about that one *sigh*).


There's lots more but I don't feel like writing a long post. :p

w00t \o/

'nuff said

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

Turn ons: A girl I get on with, makes me laugh and makes me happy. Know they are good looking but are modest with it. Physically I'm a "whole package" guy, not one aspect that I look for, the attractiveness is usually carried in the way they carry themselves

Turn offs: Girls who are up themselves and think they are the shit when they are not. Think the IRA and RAC are the same. Far too much make up is just plain nasty - keep it simple, God gave you what he gave you for a reason - use make up to highlight it not to smother it.

[Scotty dude]

,(and if you say you dont your lying) a firm but and a nice rack

you couldnt be more right :p


On - Cute, not a loud mouth but not to shy, Sexy, and thats not scared to do anything, tallish well im 6 ft and only 14 so anyone a little under me,nice to talk to . .. .erm bassically Lauren cause shes gorgeos, and beautiful and sexy and, sweet and cute and DAIM that gurl shes fiine!, and a little angel to, like pinky and noot and redzebra ( i love those girls there soo nice :) )

sorry got carried away with the Lauren thing, anyway. . .

Offs - ginger, bad teeth, greesy hair, not to thin but not a fatty, not massive but good sized chest ( notice i managed not to say tits or paps lol ) erm . . . nae pale white i like a tan, and thats about it :p

[Sorcha]

Originally posted by [murray]
Aye, im sorry, i was overreacting a bit, but it does pee me off a tad.
I'm sorry, I probably shouldn't have mentioned the pimple thing in the first place cos I know it's a touchy subject. I actually had a full on crush on this really hot guy, but he had acne. I didn't care cos he was still really hot. But on some people, it doesn't help. No one wants to run their hand on someone's cheek that's strewn with acne. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but yeah. I probably shouldn't be talking since I've always had clear skin but it's just my opinion... don't hurt me.

[Zoidy]

Turn ons: Modest, easy going girl who is shorter than me, into the same things as me and that you can have a decent conversation

Turn offs: Girls with slutty, loopy earrings and make-up plastered on so much that they leave a smell trail about ten metres behind them. Also, short skirts and patterned tights may turn on others but not me. Yes, they catch my eye but not in the right way. If they wear those then in my book without even talking to them i can right away predict a slut, and i don't like sluts.

[EasyTiger]

Turn Ons: Guys who can make me giggle, nice eyes, nice smile, sweet and affectionate, also honest. Handcuffs :shock:

Turn offs: Big Egos, ones obsessed with they way they look, when they try way too hard and just look silly :roll: Also guys who kiss like a washing machine :shock:

[chabang]

Originally posted by Zweee
well i say girlfriend, i havent asked her out, but after the last meet im pretty sure were gonna go out. *rejoices*


Dah! I go through same thing. Chabang likes girl, chabang don't know if girl like chabang back. Chabang try real hard, buy nice present, spend time with girl, and chabang think she likes him back, but chabang still doesn't know for sure.

*grunt*.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yes, but there are certain things that are imprinted into us that make certain women more attractive than others. It's a matter of survival. Bigger breasts = children better fed. Natural selection at work, baby. :cool:

But the person who I'm going after (trying trying) isn't a stone cold fox, just has that perfect mix of personality and attractiveness that you can't put your finger on that makes a guy lose sleep. I mean, there's hot, but there's also the kind of hot that seems *possible to get*, you know?

But beggars can't be choosers.

And with the size thing, yeah, stay with someone your height.

[Beef Magic]

Originally posted by chabang
Chabang likes girl, chabang don't know if girl like chabang back. Chabang try real hard, buy nice present, spend time with girl, and chabang think she likes him back, but chabang still doesn't know for sure.



Referring yourself in the third person.


I gotta try this sometime.

[oppernaR]

BeefMagic: don't. Seriously, don't. oppernaR thinks that's lame.

EasyTiger: HANDCUFFS!!! \o/

[EasyTiger]

Originally posted by oppernaR


EasyTiger: HANDCUFFS!!! \o/

*grins*
Though I don't actually possess any. I want some fluffy ones. A dressing gown cord usually has to suffice :P

[Lewiji]

Turn ons: Big asses (well not too big, but big asses are good), cheeky smiles, lots of laughing (I hate the sort who try to be serious 24/7 to make them look "mature"), I'm not that bothered by figure but I prefer a curvier girl...Big thighs too. Eyes.

Turn offs: Bad teeth, smoking, stupidly skinny figures, "council house" stereotypical greased back hair type".

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

sexual turn ons?

hmm, not sure I should divulge seeming a my other half has now joined the forums...

all I'll say is I agree with ET...

[oppernaR]

Originally posted by EasyTiger
*grins*
Though I don't actually possess any. I want some fluffy ones. A dressing gown cord usually has to suffice :P

I had handcuffs... I wonder where they went :/
Anything will do, really. There's enough hanging around when you're creative ;)

[old man of aran]

on's: a cute smile, eyes in almond-shape (don't know how u call it in english), a clear brown is good, should be smaller than me (ain't difficult to find a girl who's under 1 meter 90 ;) ), I prefer rather a slim figure, brown hair!! Best a bit curly. "natural-beautys" and now to my very personal fetish: a long tongue! drives me mad, absolutely sexy! + a sweet mouth
+ i got to like the smell of her skin, a good parfume like hugo deep red is also fine!
and now the non optical on's:
I like it when she can say what she wants me to do, got to be self confident, she has to know what she wants and how to get it... u get the picture....

off's: Big (nice said) women, slobby (?)underware *uargh!*, bad parfume, too skinny, ebony women (not coz i dont like them), well etcetc *tired of typing*

[Beef Magic]

I'm not sure what to think of this thread.

It appears to be filled with females who have had lots of men countered with men who think they know what they like.

[Dingbat]

Turnons - For some odd reason, those thin vest - top things that are worn as lingerie turn me on more than a bra.

Turnoffs - Loudmouths, those who laugh ALL THE BLEEDING TIME.

[Penguin Masta]

:evil: 666:evil:


Here we go


Ons- Sexy plaid skirts, long stockings, high heels, nudity
big lips, thighs that could crack nuts literally

offs- fat chicks that think they're all that french chicks and monkeys





Though Shalt Not Wank The Monkey!!!!

[Contrast]

Turn-Ons: Taller than me, under or of average weight, dyed hair, the "I just rolled out of bed" look, beautiful eyes [I need somewhere to get lost in], gentle words, honesty, cynical behaviour [raWr], intelligence, a sense of humor, will do what he says.

Turn-Offs: Bad hygiene, shorter guys, younger guys, is all about sex... [Hey, I can dream], neat-freaks, overalls, players, cockiness, overweight, fake personality, anyone who uses the word 'hott', anti-homos [just so you know, homophobes hate homosexuals, but phobia is a fear... so that word doesn't make particular sense], blue eyes, who use sex and overly drink just to get away from life.

[Playbus]

This post has been censored at the request of the World Mental Health Organisation.

[QuasarEinstein]

Originally posted by Contrast
Turn-Offs: Blue Eyes

Thats a rather large % of the population.

[Contrast]

Originally posted by QuasarEinstein
Thats a rather large % of the population.

Including you? ;) Anyway, that list is in order from least sexiest>> not least sexiest ^_^

[QuasarEinstein]

LOL! I honestly dont know... I've never bothered to check my eye color...