The InsertFatManHere Lottery Syndacite (the updated Forumite Lottery)

[InsertNameHere]

Thank you to all those who supported our lottery before. Well now I've merged with FatManSkinny to provide a more advanced service with better prizes. The next draw will be Monday 3rd May and FatManSkinny will tell you the rules. NIGHTCOW has his ticket. Buy yours straight away!

[FatManSkinny]

0 balls = £30 for next ticket
1 ball = 20
2 ball = 40
3ball = 80
4 ball = 100 (oops i put 1100 by mistake)
5 ball = 250

not as big of a prize but after tomorrows (monday the 2nd of may) draw im adding a bonus ball

if you get the bonus ball your prize DOUBLES

so send InsertNameHere you 50 to play and your balls in this format:

1,2,3,4,5 BONUS:6

[FatManSkinny]

tonight at 9:30pm there will be a draw

you choose 1 ball

but the prize is 200 rupies if you win

but it costs 75 to enter

theres needs to be at least 3 people playing otherwise the draw wont take place (and u will get ur rupies back obviously)

if the number drawn isnt picked the person closest wins 100 rupies

donate your entry fee to me with te message

MEGA BALL DRAW: [your number]

the numbers are between 1-75

the odds are on your side

THIS IS A ONE OFF DRAW

[InsertNameHere]

He obviously meant 100 rather than 1100 and 500 rather than 250 and indeed a bonus ball will be added, which in fact DOUBLES!!! your winnings and gives u a ticket for 30 next time. Come and buy ur ticket!

[InsertNameHere]

Please donate the money to Lord Laserous as he manages the lottery funds. Thank you for ur time. You can enter either of the lotteries (MEGA BALL or LOTS A' BALLS) Type in the appropriate lottery and ur numbers to Lord Laserous and then donate the money

[InsertNameHere]

See subject so get ur tickets in fast

[TusksRUs]

I wouldn't double or triple post if I were you

I remember when I did this and I did that, it got locked so I had to announce the winner via PMs, and many at that.

I think Coud won...

[qwerto]

sorry but.... its rather expensive!
only skoo could play all the time!

like the idea though....:D

[TusksRUs]

indeed, I'm sure the roulette thread is a lot better,

hey doods, let's go there instead!

[Lord Laserous]

Tusks man, the odds are great for this game. I've bought 2 tickets. U mights as well have a go. But maybe u dont want to (shrugs)

[Lord Laserous]

I got a ticket on the 75 one and a ticket on the 50 one. Give these 2 guys a chance

[FatManSkinny]

DONT GIEV ANYTHING TO LORD LASEROUS I NEVER AGREED ON IT I THINK INSERTNAMEHERE IS LORD LASEROUS

THE MEGA DRAW IS BEING OPERATED BY ME AND ME ONLY

[Mystical Parrot]

would you stop doubling/triple posting use the edit button

i would play but i lent all my rupies out and its a bit too expensive for me, maybe if you had another game on different days where the tickets were cheaper but the money to be won was less as well

[FatManSkinny]

hmm ill open up my old lottery for the poorer peeps

ok?