The Yarr of Ale Pub

[dead]

well the old pub has reached the hundred page mark and i have been appointed next beer guardian, so welcome to the new pub. there will be snooker, pool darts and some pistachio throwing too. beer is served in kegs and we will be having several special drinks, inculding the touch of death, the dragoin fuel coffee and the dead rat ( dr electro's cocktails). no spamming, and any people starting fights will find an army of undead rodents pinning them down and then throwing them out. the drinks are on the house as per usual. i would say beer me, but it's my job, so i'll just pour myself a guinness and wait for some customers.

[PoofBird]

*throws a pistachio to dead´s forehead*

i´ll have a coffee

[friedpenguin]

*walks in*
i'm missing the 'no' button on your poll, beer is disgusting. (my opinion)
give me some hot coco or a dead rat or a bacardi-coke if you don't have hot coco.

[dead]

*catches pistachio in mouth* tasty.
*hands poofbird a coffee* we need a kind of darts game with pistachios i think....

[Pigabuff]

*walks in door*

why hello everyone... oh 3 of you, well hello anyw... *slips on a pistachio nut!*



*THUD!!!*

ow!... ok less of the nuts, you nuts!

and I need a cup of tea please :)

anyone for a game of pool/snooker?

[friedpenguin]

where's my hot coco!
sorry. but i can get real pissed if i have to wait more then 10 minutes for just one hot coco.
looks nice inhere. *looks at door to throw pistachio to next person that comes in*

[moog]

*stickied*

(for her pleasure...)

[ZekeyLizard]

(Dances into pub with eggmcmuffin)

Belleville Belleville Rendez-Vouz!
Belleville Belleville Woop-Dee-Doo!

_________________________________-


Lo New pub.
Pigabuff, Poofbird, and The Colonel are already here.
I had better christen this place, eh?


(pisses on the wall)

[Mat^]

*puts tetris trophy on high shelf, and the nav comp under it, waiting for people to beat(heh, they wish) his score, and orders a gunniess*

[bittersweet]

Could I have a very very large hot chocolate with whipped cream, marshmallows, a chocolate flake, maltesers, chocolate buttons and anything else chocolaty and yummy that you can fit on there please?

i need comfort food/drinks!

[Mat^]

*makes, trusting that im still robo's assistant, and the fact that robo isnt set up yet*

what's wrong b?

[SWE]

i hate beer
I'll have a cabbage juice

[piemanmoo]

I'll have a carmel frappichino

*stabs large machette into wall and sits on the handle*

[Mat^]

*attaches robo to the ceiling and puts in jugz and shotz batterys, having done that is presented with a firm slap as they still dont like me*

[Dr-Electro]

*a loud and bumptious thump is heard from below the Yard'O'Ale pub*

*Guinness casks mysteriously barrel up the cellar stairs and stack themselves neatly to the left of the door*

*more rumblings are heard*

*a dragon-y grin appears in the cellar doorway*

:D 'Lo, childs! The dungeon is locked in place, all your personal belongings are ready to be picked up at baggage claim, the doors are being brought up by the fembots and Robo is hand-walking up the stairs, ready for Zekey to install him behind the bar.

Tetris trophy indeed. Yes!

*begins hanging living fire signs above the backbar*

Here's the new one! It reads "The Yard of Ale Pub - Where Friends Meet and Pistachios Are Thrown"

I have a door sign too. It reads, "Check your sanity at the door. Mushrooms allowed. No dancing unless accompanied by badgers, lions or tigraws. No flying cows allowed at any time. Thank you for coming, please stay for supper."

Sign for Kitchen: "We don't serve buffalo wings. Buffalo wings eat at the cafeteria in Picadilly."

almost forgot!

*throws pistachio*

[ShortFuse]

*Walks through door of new pub and reads sign*

*Checks Sanity*

everything seems in order...

Huzzah! A new pub.
This time I'm not going to drink random drinks that are found behind the bar with a sticker on saying 'Do Not Drink', I learned from my last experience.

Being green isnt fun.

*sits at the bar watching everyone unpack their things*

[Explosivo]

*catches pistachio*

Wow you donbe well dead, you managed to keep the doors.


Can i have a Guiness. had a long day of pointless SATS tests


why do i have to do those bloody things.


Anyway do you do anyfood appart from pistachio nuts

speaking on which

*throws nut at Dr E*

have it back and what are tigraws, cos i need to find one and start dancing

[SWE]

*throws pistachio because everyone else throws pistachio*

I want a new drink. a sausage drink!

[MUG]

*walks in fashionably late*

Hey hey hey guys how's it going? Gooood.

Hey dead, um, if you could get me a sprite mixed with chocolate milk and pinapple juice that would be great.

*throws pistachio at some random person*

[Explosivo]

*picks up plate of pistachios* im bored of this single pistachio fighting *thows plate of pistachios* have it

cancel the guinesss i need a john smiths extra smooth, NO Nonesense!

[spongmonkey]

Throws hand full of Pistachios and barges in.
YAY THE NEW PUB
and I have a claim to the name of it to! *swells with pride*
Ok beer me! Lets make this Pub as good as the last one.

[Explosivo]

It already is i mean when the dragon have a group of random people throwing pistachios everywhere

[Generic Student]

*Runs in, jumps on bar and shouts:*
HELLO YARD OF ALE, THOUGH WE MAY NOT FORGET THE TANKARD, YOU WILL BE THE BEST PLACE TO DROWN OUR SORROWS AND BLOW OURSELVES UP

pint of guinness please

*raises glass*

To the tankard
to the yard of ale
and to the new landlord dead

you better kick some ass here dead

[TusksRUs]

*Walks in*

*sits down*

yesum, hello everybody! I told you I'd be here, so I am! :twisted:

I'll take a... drink. and a bag o' pistachios, please!

*throws pistachio*

*walks up to MUG*

MUG! *hug*

How have you been?

*throws pistachio at mug's head about 2ft away from self hits square in the eyes*

5 points!

[Explosivo]

lo tusks


how was the 3days of repenting for your sins in the confessional, have they been or gone or are they still on?


and if they been and gone how did you do? did FMHS tell you how you did or will he keep it a secret?

[TusksRUs]

He either

A. Hasn't told me
B. Left a subtle hint I didn't pick up

And they are past.

and I managed to do it :D

[Anti - Squirrel]

*Walks through door accompanied by flying cow*

*reads door sign*

Bugger. Ah well, Bessie. It seems you're sleeping in the beer garden, tonight.

Bartender, BEER I UP!!!!!!

[Cap'n Zola]

*Walks in to bombardment of pistachios!*


Arrggh! Pistachios everywhere! Sorry it took so long to get in... the poll outside really confused me :/

*Takes bite of pistachio*

mm...


Lo everyone! Shame you didn't use my suggestion for name :(
I'm glad this place is open though :D

Whats the first order of action? I say we should have a jig competition for dragon eggs!

*Revceives many glares*...

Fine, fine. I'll just have a Millers then.

[Dr-Electro]

I was always taught that Millers was Midwestern weasel pee.

*catches mouthful of pistachios, roasts, eats hot pistachios*

*throws pistachio at Generic* Did you ask dead if you could dance on his bar? *throws pistachio at dead* Hey! Wake up! Some college kid is dancing on your bar!

*puts nav comp back in dungeon control room, where it belongs*

*throws hot pistachio at Mat*

[dead]

i wouldn't want a drgon's egg anyway. take ages to raise and that's just when they're eggs. when they hatch they are trouble. what you really want is a competition for some extra free beer.

[TusksRUs]

I could supply some ivory...

[Hydralisk]

*Zergling emerge from the cellar, and begin to attack the beer*

Damnit - you can never trust them off a lead!

*Throws tranquillizer pistachios at them*

Now, where the hell did that lurker go...?

[TusksRUs]

The Zerg are attacking!! :D

I'll just get my flamethrower to own the zerglings...

Oh hello there Gui Montag!

[eidderf]

*Attachs doors back on to the pub and sits a corner*
The yard of ale, is that a challenge because if it is I accept. Nice looking pub though.

[dead]

you can acceot it as a challenge if you want to. but if you complete it i'll just start serving two yards of ale.

[Dr-Electro]

Right now I think I could go a hundred yards of ale.

Dead, clean out your inbox so I cam PM you. Please tell MrIkasu to do the same, others are trying to PM him. (Your links are not working.)

*eats zerglings* *burps a purple cloud*

Are these things armored? Something in them is crunchy!!

When I was young and full of vigor, I went to an Irish pub and imbibed to my heart's (and palate's) content. I downed 12 pints of Guinness. The next day, I was so dehydrated I looked like a wrinkled old man. Twas quite funny, really.:D

Yes, I did it again, in fact twice more. Gotta love that Guinness!

[dead]

i've realised that it's because of my sent items that it's full. damn. i'v cleaned it out now. i'll tel mr ikasu.

[A-tuin]

*crawls through door ripping the frame off*

damn i knew those guys at the planet re-sizing academy hadnt done the job right!

hmm what would be an appropriate first drink to have? i know! a yard of ale please barman

*edit* i was the first person to choose the second to last "yes" in the poll.

do i get a medal or something?

[dead]

no, you win a packet of pistachios.
*hands a-tuin a yard of ale*
where are thee lephants then? are they in the kids part
*points to area several hundrd meters away*

[Flea]

Wow, there lots of nuts in this new pub! Hehe

Oww, I'll sample each of Dr.Electros Cock...tails!

[Generic Student]

You need to hire a cleaner dead, there are pistachios all over the place here. I swear, 90% of the worlds virtual pistachio consumption happens in here.

Could you line up 12 pints of guinness please? I wanna see if what Dr E says is true........

[the pigeon]

ill clean


hmmm hmmm clean clean clean


mmm pastachio's

[Explosivo]

do not start with those bloody nuts again i went away for a day because i thought id escape them!!!!



Anyone watching the chelsea game, monoco got a Hand Of God goal if you ask me

[Dr-Electro]

A pistachio eating Pigeon! How handy!

*throws pistachio at YYYEEEAAAHHH's ear, where it sticks nicely*:twisted:

Yeah, try those 12 pints. Check in tomorrow and let us know if you survived it.

I haven't noticed any digging sounds, has Zekey been in to touch up the tunnels?

*hangs new rainbow living fire disco ball over dance floor* The fire's cold, the colors are hot. In fact, some of the colors are outside any Earthly visual spectrum. Those colors are for any potential alien visitors we might get.

Oh, here comes one now. Where are you from, Sir or Madam as the case may be? He says he's from the fifth planet of Betelgeuse and needs a quick pint of mercury to quench his thirst, please. He also brought a can of WD-40 each for Robo, Jugz and Shotz.

*Betelgeusian dances with a badger*

[mini_ninja_pir8]

*walks in*

why hellloooo new pub

*spies mat working behind teh bar*

oooh....

*huggles dead and electro*

*takes out a few spray cans and finds an empty wall and tags it in a graffiti-ish type of way*

haha!dont try to wash that off!

*orders a guinness*

*gets drunk*

[Mat^]

*Realises no-one has let in the "badgers, lions or tigraws"*

*see the critters pawing the door in hope of getting in*

>you guys are over 18 right?

>*noice*

>k watev, just dont get caught,

EVERYBODY DANCE!

[dead]

*shakes lion of leg* geroff, i'm not dinner. *shoos lion away*
*guinness drinking*

[A-tuin]

*scares off lion with an ancient stare.

im getting good at that staring thing. ive only been practising for three million years..

i think ill have a glass of the south pacific. cheers.

[dead]

*hands a-tuin a glass of south pacific* there may be some sharks and ships in it, so it may be crunchy... i'll have some north atalantic.

[Explosivo]

ooo if your having a north atlalatic ill have to have a mederain


i didnt spell it right but you get the idea


i hate test they are soo long boring and these tests (sats) are just a watse of time, science was easy maths was easy english is easy


arrgghhh i dont know why my parents made me revise

[Dr-Electro]

Okay, Gulf of Mexico for me. Did any of you know that Tecate Cervesa once had an ad campaign in which they called themselves, "The Gulp of Mexico?" Yes, that's a P on the end, as in GULP!:D

Be nice to the lions, they won't really eat you. If you look closely, they have no teeth. Weebl drew them toothless and they can't even make a dent in a giraffe.

*dances with a lion, a tigraw and a badger, all at the same time*

Look! I'm teaching them to Cotton Eyed Joe! Line dancing anybody?

*throws pistacho at next patron coming in the door*

[Explosivo]

im up for some line dancing

but only if its drunk line dancing ;)


*gets a lion and starts dancing*

woo this is even better when im drunk

[dead]

we have lions and tigers but no tigons and ligers. we need them.

[spongmonkey]

Originally posted by dead
we have lions and tigers but no tigons and ligers. we need them.
I have a pair of tigons. But they wont mate.
I think they must be gay. Or one of them is

[Generic Student]

*crawls in*
Oh.........christ........ i need....... water......
*grabs a litre of the stuff*

You were right Dr. E, you were bloody right........

[Dr-Electro]

Generic, I'm not even chuckling over that one. Sometimes it ain't good to be right. *passes Generic an Old Man Haverty's Hangover Buster* Mix this with hot water and chug it. Make sure you are sitting down when you drink it.

Today is the lovely Pixel's Birthday. I tried to send her a PM Birthday greeting, but her inbox is full. I suppose everybody else at W&B sent her a PM before I had the chance.:(

So, Happy Birthday Pixel. Come on down to the Pub and have a round on me. Now everybody dance!

[Hydralisk]

Originally posted by Dr-Electro

*eats zerglings* *burps a purple cloud*

Are these things armored? Something in them is crunchy!!



yep. Level 3 carapace. I'm surprised you could bite through them... OY! montang! Tusks! - leave that damn lurker alone!

*Carries various Zerg Down into a small room, where I lock them all up*

someones missing... ooh well - Beer me barkeep!

New topic - Your dream job.

Mine would be a) games designer b) weapons tester

[Mat^]

*makes the pinkest drink i can, and decorates the glass in nice pink fluff, puts it on table in hope pixel shows up*

okay then, me decides that an i-pod must be bought for self, but, being mine, my computer decides not to play any mp3, wav anything music like. so, do i risk getting the i-pod and either having soundless songs or decent music (depending on how lucky i am) or not get it at all?

*sits sipping his guinness*

okay... dream job....... sun cream applier to super models, or ice cream man, which ever is more creamier

[junior]

evenin' everyone. nice to see you guys again.
i didn't visit the last pub, mainly because i didn't notice it.

i see its the same crowd as before.

guinness please dead!

*sits with back to bar looking out on the wide expanse which is the pub*

*sip*

"aaaah, tasty"

*burp*

[dead]

you did visit the last one actually. 5 times. i vistied too many times...... we need a drunk smilie... but for now i'll use one from outside.http://forum.mrikasu.com/images/smiles/drunken_smilie.gif

[Mittwoch]

ill have an orange juice, please *gets bombarded by nuts* ok, ok! ill have the most alcoholised drink there is then!

lets all get drunk! *pulls pie from down top* ive been saving that!

[junior]

*clicks a few things on the jukebox*

*random song comes on*


"wooo!"

[ZekeyLizard]

Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did ya come from?
Cotton Eyed Joe!!!!!


They played a techno version of that song at my high school prom.

And Dr.E, if you are wondering where my tunnel went, you see I must build a new one. But like most gadgets from Japan, this one will be smaller and more efficient.

(starts loading crates of dynamite into pub)

Just ignore any sounds or shrapnel that might shoot up from underneath the floorboards.

[eidderf]

My dream job would be an animator of some kind or something to don with drawing. I can draw quite well off the PC, but not that well on it. I am using flash to try and get some cartoons, but I start doing something and then get interupted. I suppose I need more time to do it.
*Eats a dog*

[junior]

the dogs lead suddenly becomes lighter

*looks over to see eidderf munching on the dog*

"hey! gerroff moy dog!"

*throws drink over eidderf*

[/eastenders mode]

[Hydralisk]

That ain't your dog, idiot.
That ain't even a dog!

Yo drunk boy... *passes out*

[spongmonkey]

Dream Job= Owning the worlds coolest record store.
None of this Virgin megastores or HMV shite. Oh no! this would be so much better. Pre-pubescent kids would not come in looking for their favourite groups. not that we wouldn't sell that kind of music. I would just frown disaprovingly in my special way everytime someone bought one of those records. and noone would return! because my Frown is the most powerful in the world.
Oh yes.
sorry. Pint of Guiness please bar keep.

[Dr-Electro]

Spongey, have you ever been frowned at by a dragon?

*frowns at Spongmonkey* *paint and plaster fall off the wall* *termites die* *neighbor has a coronary* *fire brigade refuses to answer the alarm* *helicopter crashes* *trees wilt like week-old-celery*

Heh, wasn't sure I still had it in me. Heh.:twisted: And that was only a hint of my full frown! Maybe one-twelfth.

*guzzles* *dances with critters* *throws pistachio at deceased termites and fire brigade*

Dream job: I'm doing it right now.:D The only thing that would make the dream better would be more money in the proverbial paycheck.

[mini_ninja_pir8]

Originally posted by mat
*makes the pinkest drink i can, and decorates the glass in nice pink fluff, puts it on table in hope pixel shows up*

okay then, me decides that an i-pod must be bought for self, but, being mine, my computer decides not to play any mp3, wav anything music like. so, do i risk getting the i-pod and either having soundless songs or decent music (depending on how lucky i am) or not get it at all?

*sits sipping his guinness*

okay... dream job....... sun cream applier to super models, or ice cream man, which ever is more creamier

you can apply sun cream to me at anytime...;)
i wouldnt go buying an i-pod mate,seriously,theyre apparantly very crap,but thats what ive been told

*orders a guinness and plays on the decks that arent there...*

[Mat^]

Originally posted by mini_ninja_pir8
you can apply sun cream to me at anytime...;)
sweet...:D

[mini_ninja_pir8]

*brings in real decks*

i hope you dont mind....

*starts setting up,them switches the decks on and mixes High voltage(linkin park)with where is the music?(deepswing)*

*has total control over the crowd,and sees them swayed and controlled by the music*

woo

DANCE MY PUPPETS...DANCE!!!MUHAHAHAHA

*switches high voltage with papercut*

[Pigabuff]

Begins rocking out to Linin Park like so - :rawk:

Can you play With You please Mini, I love that song :) cheers

randomly throws pistachio.... *one hits mini_ninja_pir8 in the forehead*... opps, sorry *he says, as she falls flat on her back* d'you need a hand up? :rolleyes:

[dead]

any chance of one step closer? that's an alright song too. though i would prefer the eagles hotel california.

[ShortFuse]

Look!, this pub already messy!

bloomin' pistachio's everywhere.

*Runs off while everyone is dancing and grab's vacum*

*plugs it in the wall next to Mini's decks and it sparks a little*

Ah, it will be fine.

*Start's to suck up all the dirt and pistachio's*

*suddenly all the lights and all electrical appliances turn off*

Um, I think I might have overloaded the circuit. :o

[dead]

*plugs in toaster* doesn't seem to work..... meh. i'll just have a sandwhich...........

[Mat^]

decided a while ago that as soon as i have a few projects out of the way that im goings to make a flash of high voltage,

*switches track*
.......what can i do to ignore them behind me.........

[Generic Student]

Originally posted by mat
*makes the pinkest drink i can, and decorates the glass in nice pink fluff, puts it on table in hope pixel shows up*

okay then, me decides that an i-pod must be bought for self, but, being mine, my computer decides not to play any mp3, wav anything music like. so, do i risk getting the i-pod and either having soundless songs or decent music (depending on how lucky i am) or not get it at all?



All Hard disk MP3 players come with their own programme which you have to transfer music files to or copy from cd to prior to getting onto your ipod. I myself bought a Creative Labs Digital Jukebox Zen NX. Long name, slightly larger, less street cred but goddamn its good. Does the same as an ipod for a retail price of around £150 cheeper. Get one, i love mine.
[/plug]

Like most pubescent boys my dream job would be to be a guitarist and vocalist in a pioneering rock band. I wouldnt want to be world famous though, oh no no. I'd much rather that a select group of individuals who know what they were talking about would sit around and go "yeah they're good" and listen to my music.

*sips guinness and nods silently*

[Explosivo]

im in need of an MP3 player (actually im in need of a lot of things) but you sayt creative labs ill look it up


if we are on the subject of dreams job then id have to say a proffesional golfer

I can see no downside, you play the game you love, you make money for playing well, you make money for playing okish

can i have a strong bow pint please

[junior]

my dream dream dream job is to be a radio presenter. all you guys in the cause will know because i host the cause radio station.
but i would love that job because you entertain the whole of the country without leaving the room :)

[Dr-Electro]

I was a radio disk jockey (presenter, then, just for you) in 1976. It was fun. I got paid very little. I had to get a real job. Life can suck verily. I hope you land a job in a huge radio market that pays like the Midas touch. *toasts*

*picks mini up, stands her upright* *frowns a dragon frown at AngryNinja*


*huggles mini and Mat*

*gets slobbering drunk on absinthe and Guinness, a potent and often fatal combination - rarely causes anything worse than scale-softening in dragons*

[Mat^]

...why did i get a hug? meh, not immportant, *be's hugged*

*re-serves drinks*

[Dr-Electro]

You got hugged because you are my boy. My grandson. I have expanded my family again and you're it.

*throws pistachio at nobody in particular* *badger catches pistachio and throws it back, scoring a dragon's eye*

ow

[Mat^]

so tecnically im in love with my sister?

k, well that gong to give me nightmares

[Explosivo]

I feel sorry for you matt being in love with your sister

it sounds tragic

[spongmonkey]

I think I'll just have a glass of water. I need to lay off the Alcohol for a while after some pretty fuckin stupid behaviour last night.

[Mat^]

Originally posted by YYYEEEAAAHHH
matt mat

[monkieie]

Since I've been over 'ere in Jarmony I've gotten well into what the Jarmons callweizenbier Corking stuff! It looks a bit misty - like Nessy might have peeded into it but tastes fantastic. The best beer can be had in south-jarmony not necessarily in Munich! But if you ever have the chance to go to the Oktoberfest, then GO! If you don't manage to kill all of yer brain cells then you'll never forget it!

;) nowt like it kiddo....:weebl:

[Generic Student]

Well, i have had a fucking weird couple of days. Despite heavy drinking last night and widespread craziness, i shall have a pint of guinness. Actually something stronger, give me a bottle of bushmills ten year malt dead, and a glass, i could be pulling an all nighter.

You see, i have just quit my job. Thats right, i am now unemployed and poor. :nana: hell, it was only a part time job, working in the kitchens in a restaurant, but i've worked there for a year and a half goddamnit, and i liked the people, so i hated leaving.

I quit because i suddenly realised i had forgotten the meaning of the term "weekend". Since i started working, i havent been able to get drunk on Friday nights, sleep in on Saturday mornings and then spend Saturday out with my friends or, as i will now be doing REVISING. However, i'll miss the wealth and the experience.

Oh well, i must not dwell on the way things were.

*embraces change*
*embraces whisky*

[EDIT] W00t FOR YOUNGER SISTERS
apparently, for the next 24 hours or so, the house will be filled with giggly pre-pubescent girls who, apparently hate me.
\o/

[dead]

*hands out all teh drinks* i'm having a DFC. lovely *drinks* so tired... rockclimbimg for a couple of hours today and my hands hurt when i type on the keyboard.

[monkieie]

well I'm just having a couple of quiet buds (the Czech kind, fool) and then I'm going to slip offta beddy-by-boes. Last night were bad enough....

[eidderf]

*Goes outside the pub and emptys a cars petrol. I enter the pub again and drink it all in one go. Putting my hand in pocket I pull out a fairy which grind up with my glass. I tip its remains into a small cup and add some water. I slowly drink it all*
I can guess whats coming next.

[Mat^]

yes!!! more "tinker-juice!"

*drinks and flys*

[Mittwoch]

ooh moving targets! *throws pistachios*

[Dr-Electro]

*reanimates eidderf's ashes one more time* Stop that, you bad boy!!!! No molesting of the fairies!

*reanimates Mats ashes for the first time* Arg. No fairy juice for you, none at all. It will make you act like Ratboy used to act and then I'll be permanently burninating family.

No, Mat. She is not your sister. You are both unofficially adopted at the grandparental level, so you ain't related.

*settles in corner with Guinness*

[mini_ninja_pir8]

ok,dudes,

ill play your songs,but please

DONT TOUCH MY DECKS
or i'll have to kill you

wait

mat's still in lurve with me??

thats good

coz i uh....

hmm

*hides with a few vodka's*

[Dr-Electro]

Touch teh mini's decks again and you will be ashes. I may not see fit to reanimate you either.:twisted:

*drinks nightcap, slithers down to dungeon to sleep the night through*

I'll be listening, though. Remember my warning.

[ZekeyLizard]

Hmmm.


I think I know of a way to save you time with Eidderf, Dr.E

Tada!

(yanks away blanket to reveal an iron Eidderf-shaped mold)

Now each time Eidderf get incinerated, we can just pour his ashes into this mold shaped like him. Its almost as good as the real thing! Pick one up today!

Eidderf Mold is Copyright 2004 Dark Maggot Inc. Any use of the word Eiddef Mold without the written consent of Dark Maggot will result in Federal Action and Persecution usually resulting in a fine of $3000.

[Mat^]

Originally posted by ZekeyLizard
Any use of the word Eiddef Mold without the written consent of Dark Maggot will result in Federal Action and Persecution usually resulting in a fine of $3000. fine, no problem:D
(and mini, you know that i still love you, i wont ever stop, but its just easier like this)

[jables]

one flaming sambuca please... ahh reminds me a a fortnight ago! I went out to a local club and had a lot of sambuca that was promptly lit on fire in my mouth (the only way to drink them) lets just say I can't remember what happened apart from that...

[Hydralisk]

yo lads.

beer me dead.

Do you think that you could mould me amould zekey, in case I ever get burned by Dr E?

Jables, after lots of thinking, I have concluded that you probably passed out on the floor, was rushed to hospital, and had your stomach pumped (and kidneys stolen), all before you woke up in a ditch next to a fat man dressed as santa. . is that a good estimate of what happened?

[jables]

it's like you were there!


wait a second....

[Cap'n Zola]

*Walks in*


Aiiight!



*Silence*



....kaaaaay.....beer me....wait, too young....coca cola me, dead ;)

Our team lost today (I blame reserve manager, because proper manager was playing golf in France :/ and our best player was injured)

How is everyone? :( Oh yeah, I have, like, no rupies right now :(

Damn you gambling addictions!! *Shakes fist at monitor*

[dead]

i've bought a ridiculous amount of shares in the roullette trhead today. 9, in fact. when they are worth lots, i whill sell them and get a glow, or wait for the price to drop, then re-buy lots. and i keep getting rupies from viewings of this trhead and my other sticky thread.

[jables]

hhmmmm this betting on rupies intruigues me... I may try betting next week or during the week some time... I will probably end up with nothing!

anyways I am still waiting for my drink! and two people have pushed in front of me! I'm telling!!!

:(

[dead]

*hands out drinks* here. bet pn the roullette thread. it's the best pne, and soem of the profits poofbrid makes goes into teh stock market which benefits me.

[junior]

its all one viscious circle.
whiskey on the rocks dead, i'm tired and i need wakening.
Long four days of studying to come for thursdays computing exam. *sigh*

coffee with that too.

[edit] lo page 8 :D :isay:

[jables]

Originally posted by munky*

whiskey on the rocks

are you hoping the sound the whiskey makes hitting the rocks will wake you up? does it have explosive qualities this whiskey? surely drinking it would be better :D

*there is a great deal of mockery envolved in this.. I am just not very good at telling jokes*

[junior]

no, it's whiskey on ice you twunt.

anyhoo... wheres me drink(s)?!

[jables]

I'll get em... sign of good will and all! so that was a whiskey on the rocks and coffee... I'll go and get them

Dead? whiskey on the rocks and coffee please... and put the goat poison in while you are there, will that cost me extra?

[spongmonkey]

Jables you have been registered less than a day and everywhere I go I see your posts.
I think you need a drink and a lot of calm.
I shall buy.

[jables]

need to stop posting... but can't!

*sits in the corner rocking back and forward*

ok I am better now...

[Dr-Electro]

*notices Jables rocking in the corner* Autistic? Bipolar? Just nutty?

*thumps the E-word's mold* Ding-clunk

I wonder ... ... ... *shoves random passerby into mold*

*opens mold* Yes, it works. Now this random passerby looks just like eidderf. :D *shoves a badger in* *opens mold* Hee Hee Hee! An eidderf-shaped badger! *badger kicks Dr. E's shin, limps away with a sore foot* Aw. Poor badger. *grabs eidderf-shaped badger, shakes* There, now badger looks like a badger, not eidderf. *badger dances*

Zekey, are you about to moult? Your scales look a little pale and ragged.

*buys Zekey a Guinness*

[mini_ninja_pir8]

Originally posted by mat
fine, no problem:D
(and mini, you know that i still love you, i wont ever stop, but its just easier like this)
oh great,no wonder your not keeping in touch with me like i said to

oh god..not now


*hides in fear of mat finding out that she wants him back*

[jables]

Originally posted by Dr-Electro
*notices Jables rocking in the corner* Autistic? Bipolar? Just nutty?

Just plain nutty your honour...


now I would rather not look like eidderf, please change me back.. and next time choose your random passer by a bit more carefully! :eek:

[Generic Student]

Guinness please, i need to wind down.

I am le tired and the tension is rising as exams approach, can anyone who's been through a major examination period recommend a great stress relieving activity for me, other than my current favourite, getting pivot stick men to kick the living crap out of eachother?

Oh and of course coming here is very stress relieving, yes, what with all the explosions and all............

[jables]

Originally posted by Generic Student
Guinness please, i need to wind down.

I am le tired and the tension is rising as exams approach, can anyone who's been through a major examination period recommend a great stress relieving activity for me, other than my current favourite, getting pivot stick men to kick the living crap out of eachother?

Oh and of course coming here is very stress relieving, yes, what with all the explosions and all............


aye I too have exams comming up, why can't the world be based on coursework? it is not as if in real life you will be put in a quiet room and told to write drivvel for 2 hours! ... will you?

[Hydralisk]

Stress relief?

Get a stress ball. or better still, a punchbag (that complete geek that lives down the road will suffice :p)

I think I'll have me Vodka + Vimto :).

New topic - kick-ass movies.

[junior]

Battle Royale.

Saw it a few months back on FilmFour and its great!!

its on at 11 tonight (GMT) on channel 4.

anyhoo, give me a smirnoff ice dead.

[dead]

smirnoff? whyy drink smirnoff when yu can drink something highyl lethal? *hands munky* a large dragon fuel coffee* enjoy:p .
van helsing is good. has anyone else seen it yet? the plot tsited around a lot though.

[junior]

i saw it on saturday. its good, but a bit cheesey.

just gimme a millers.

[Generic Student]

Originally posted by jables
it is not as if in real life you will be put in a quiet room and told to write drivvel for 2 hours! ... will you?

The only people who use half of the GCSE maths syllabus in the future are maths teachers, of no use in any other career whatsoever. It's even worse the higher up you go apparently. Lucky im dropping it for A level. w00t

Kick ass movies, well, I like event Horizon. Simply because its scary and sci-fi without losing the physics, its actually quite accurate. Anything with entertaining explosions is great. But i love High Fidelity, because Music is the best thing about life and thus a film where the rules of music are at the core is a great film.

[eidderf]

*I look around unable to speak, what I'm a badger! I maul Dr E's leg, change me back!*

[queenofself]

a nice big amaretto would go down a treat!

what better place than here to have a good old moan about forced 3d abstinence. i am on the lovely penicillin again because i had my tooth out today. the pain the pain! now theres going to be a giant hole in my mouth for 4 months until the drilling the implant into the bone stage. bloody hurts. :(

moan moan moan

[jables]

Originally posted by Generic Student
The only people who use half of the GCSE maths syllabus in the future are maths teachers, of no use in any other career whatsoever. It's even worse the higher up you go apparently.

wish I'd taken a-level maths... I am doing a degree in software engineering and I am failing problem solving :(

[Mat^]

kick ass movie: fight club, yes, amasing film, love it. etc

*sips more gunniess*

[jables]

*I am Jacks lack of film appreciation*

I didn't like fight club... it was mildly entertaining...

*orders another flaming sambuca*

that's the stuff! hey... hang on... this is... nooo I have been drinking bleach!

[junior]

well what kind of movies do you like then? in my opinion fight club is one of the best movies ever made, but according to you it isn't, so i want to know your idea of a good movie.

[jables]

High Fidelity - I highly reccommend this, one of Jack
Blacks best performances and John Cusack was just
amazing!

Orange County - Another Jack Black support (he seems to
better work as supporting actor rather than lead role,
except of course for school of rock) but this film,
whilst being midly amusing is pretty much one of the
best teen movies that I have seen.

Donnie Darko - A seriously weird film and I am sure most
people have seen it, but it is weird how everyone I have
met have different interpretations of this film. Theory
after theory....

The Butterfly Effect - A shocking film, if you can get
past the fact that Aston 'Dude!... Sweet!' Kutcher stars
in this film then you will find yourself enjoying it and
actually realising that Aston Kutcher can act. A film
unlike Donnie Darko that can be understood by everyone
but people can read more into it if you want to.

Identity - 10 people go into a motel, start getting
killed in what seems a random fashion... yes it seems
like a random 'kill everyone for fun' slasher flick but
the twist at the end is absolutely mind blowing.

Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike
Back, Clerks - These films, known as the view askew
series were really good, everyone has different opinions
in which are better but the characters in each film you
can really identify with (apart from maybe dogma, unless
you are a big poo demon) Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith
(also director of the films) steal the show for me every
time!

Empire Records - I suppose in a way if you like High
Fidelity then you may find a liking in this film, all
about some people who run a record store and the trials
and tribulations of them as they try and avoid being
taken over by a bigger, more corporate store.. A couple
of big names that went onto bigger things in this film!

Big Trouble in Little China - What a mad film! so crazy
it is unbelievable, don't try and read to much in to
this film as it will give you a headache... I don't
think there is a meaning to it, just a weird cult film.

[Pigabuff]

Originally posted by jables
...
The Butterfly Effect - A shocking film, if you can get
past the fact that Aston 'Dude!... Sweet!' Kutcher stars
in this film then you will find yourself enjoying it and
actually realising that Aston Kutcher can act. A film
unlike Donnie Darko that can be understood by everyone
but people can read more into it if you want to.
...

Actually, you should already know that Aston Kutcher can act. He's been in all the 'That 70's Show' series, so he can act. Plus he's also a good presenter, as he's had his own show (Punk'd) on MTV for ages, and there is a new series of it out soon I understand.

[jables]

Originally posted by Pigabuff
Actually, you should already know that Aston Kutcher can act. He's been in all the 'That 70's Show' series, so he can act. Plus he's also a good presenter, as he's had his own show (Punk'd) on MTV for ages, and there is a new series of it out soon I understand.

sorry, just I had only seen him in dude where's my car and he stunk. first impressions and all that

*orders anothe sambuca while he waits for his taxi*

[Pigabuff]

Originally posted by jables
sorry, just I had only seen him in dude where's my car and he stunk. first impressions and all that

*orders anothe sambuca while he waits for his taxi*

no need to appologise ;)

[mini_ninja_pir8]

mini realises the only person she really cares for(apart from electro) doesnt love her no more,so she decides to commit suicide*

goodbye cruel world...

*mixes a last goodbye with a dance track,and slowly walks out*

[Dr-Electro]

There will be no suicide. It is forbidden. The Dragon will wipe out all life on Earth with highly acidic tears if you off yourself.:(

*huggles* teh mini.

*sips Guinnes* *drinks Guinness* *chugs Guinness* *guzzles Guinness*

[mini_ninja_pir8]

im leaving this world,and im not coming back

this is what a certain person here has done to me...
i dont solely blame him,but he is apart of it

*walks out of pub and hangs self of noose close by(how handy)*

*dies*

[Mat^]

*sees the noose break and mini fall on the floor, bump her head a little but be fine*

i cant let you die yet, sorry hun.

(lovely thing to be the cause of a suicide isnt it? realy lifts up your soul and makes you feel good inside:rolleyes: )

[junior]

both of you weesht. i don't know whats happened, but surely it's not enough to kill yourself for is it mini, and besides, you still have teh me!!

edit: another millers please

[spongmonkey]

High Fidelity - I highly reccommend this
Ok the next person to mention that film gets a smack. It is my film! all mine!
I'll just have a guiness please.

[Explosivo]

*walks in*

i heard someone was gonna kill themself just dont


can i have a drink i really need one im losing my own will to live, Bloody girls why do they have to be so difficult to understand???

[jables]

worst thing you can do is kill yourself... you will look back in time and go "why did I kill myself over that?"

[junior]

Originally posted by YYYEEEAAAHHH
*walks in*

i heard someone was gonna kill themself just dont


can i have a drink i really need one im losing my own will to live, Bloody girls why do they have to be so difficult to understand???

i know how it feels.
my girlfriend is being all awkward and the mo. I don't know what i've done :confused: :nana:

[jables]

Originally posted by munky*
i know how it feels.
my girlfriend is being all awkward and the mo. I don't know what i've done :confused: :nana:

oh you KNOW :D

[mini_ninja_pir8]

*slits own wrist*

it has to be done mat

youve torn me inside

[Dr-Electro]

Boys don't understand girls and girls don't understand boys. That's what makes love so dangerous for anyone younger than 200 or so. Once you have passed the two-century mark, you stop giving a damn and just enjoy whatever comes your way, whether it's more kids or a sexy serpent of the opposite gender. *waggles brow tendrils up and down*

More Guinness, please, dead.

*shakes dead, eidderf and Jables back into their correct shapes* *hangs all three on the clothesline to dry*

[Mat^]

Originally posted by mini_ninja_pir8
*slits own wrist*

it has to be done mat

youve torn me inside go read your pm's

*watches her cut horizontally*

/me laughs at doing it wrong

[dead]

no commiting suicide in the vicinity of the building. The ra has returned. not been posting in my pub that much recently.... *takes self down from washing line* thanks dr e. * hands dr electro a guinness* you're needed on mr ikasu in the cause btw. mat, mini, sort it out via pm. now, does anyone want a game of darts?

[jables]

I'd only get to commit suicide if I can return as a zombie and wreak havock with the living!

barman, gimmie a beer! I'm feeling especially rough this morning!

[Mat^]

Originally posted by jables
I'd only get to commit suicide if I can return as a zombie and wreak havock with the living!
*hands over a copy of the necronomicon * have fun

new topic: what mythic thing (if your arent already) would you want to be?

me? im gonna go get biten by a vampire, ive been looking this up and it seems pretty cool, only way i die is decapitation, those religius symbols and sunlight and holy water do nuffink,

(plus i get a realy cool sword, maybe a glave too...:D )

[junior]

I would like to be a samurai. I don't think thats mythic, but i saw last of the samurais yesterday, and i think they're sooo amazing!

[jables]

*returns to eat some brains.. sees there are none around*

I'll make do with a packet of peanuts please

[Generic Student]

Originally posted by mat


new topic: what mythic thing (if your arent already) would you want to be?



Well, I be a pirate, but they're not mythical, but it's the best i can do. Come on, Pirates rock, they get drunk, sing, blow things up they get loads of gold and they drink grog all day.

Speaking of which, bottle of grog please dead

Another good thing about pirates is this dude

[jables]

oh really master bates!

Pirates are cool but if I could be any mythical creature, zombies would not be my first choice (too late for that *braiiins*)

I would be a beholder... I'd get a really cool big eye and be able to float around the place scaring the shite out of everyone

either that or be hairy lee... just for the hypnotic effect on children

[junior]

ehem peadophile ehem

anyways.

beer me

[dead]

*beering*
i'm already a zombie. it's pretty cool jables, and i eat brains quite often. they taste a bit like pistachios....

[Explosivo]

here we go again with the pistachios, im learning i alot about the word FUCK thanks to monty python



beer me mr dead if you would be so kind

[ZekeyLizard]

Originally posted by mat


*watches her cut horizontally*

/me laughs at doing it wrong

Quite true Mat.
As few know, and apparently movie-makers dont know this either, but to successfully kill oneself by slicing the veins and arteries in the wrist, one must cut vertically. Along the arm.


Why do I know this sick stuff?

[junior]

more surface area of the vein to cut. If you do it horizontally, you only hit the veil a little bit. If you cut alot the vein... well you demolish it, sending blood everywhere.

[Dr-Electro]

It's the voodoo connection, Zekey. It's in your ancestry and you can't remove the mojo.

Supposing that I might actually (read: never effing happen) change from one mythical form to another, I would like to be a Roc. Oh, wait, there's fire involved, death and destruction followed by resurrection and repetition of the cycle. Also, birds are descended from reptiles.

Not much of a difference, really. I'm staying dragon forever. *toasts own decision to remain a dragon and live forever*

mini, Mat, I love you both so stop with the suicide talk. You ain't goin' nowhurr, ya hear? I refuse to let you leave before me. That means you both have to live forever, too. I have spoken.

*throws pistachio which is eaten by a badger*

[dead]

dr elecrto, you are needed in the cause on mrikasu's forums. napalm llama ( one of the mods) is going to be leaving, so we are going to be looking for a new mod. and the missions are kicking off well. * drinks guinness* sort it out m+m. don't make me lock you out the pub until you stop argueing.....

[Dr M]

Ahem, thought I would fill you in on another...

Strange Tale of Dr M

I was watching TV one day when an advert came on, it said "Everyone who likes antiques, come to the antique auction in Blueberry Mansion on Fruit Road! We have all the finest antiques in the land, and they are all at a nice price!" and then it showed a picture of the house. I was sat on the chair and thought "what the heck" and decided to go. I walked down the road, and walked past lots of snobby and rich people who thought they were extremly better than me.
I entered the Blueberry Mansion and sat down, the auctioneers were going though each antique and everyone had bought one, except me. The auctioneers came to a autumn vase which the starting bid was £10,000. I put up my hand and shouted £10,000! But the guy who was sat next to me got up and said £20,000, at this point, I wanted that vase. £50,000 I said, and he replied by shouting £100,000. I shouted £150,000, and he replied with £200,000. The Auctioneer shouted "We have a new record for antique auctioning! And this vase goes to..." and I quickly shouted "One Hundred Million Pounds!". Everyone was gob-smacked, and they quickly gave me the vase. But then the ultimate question was asked, "How are you going to pay this money?". I had to think, I didn't have One hundred million pounds, but then again, I didn't even have £10,000. I thought about it and said "Drop by my house later, I will have it wired to me by my Swish bank account!", at this point, I was doomed.
I left the building in search of one hundred million pounds, trying to think how I could gain the money, and then the greatest idea came to me. "I will sneak into the lottery building and rig the numbers and how much you get as a prize!". I was extremly excited and went into BBC studios, the lottery door was there, but there was guards surrounding the door. I put on my ninja clothes and snuck by them using my awesome ninja skills. It was a difficult task, but I managed to pull it off and was at the lottery number machine. I rigged the numbers to be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and the Bonus Ball is 6, then I went to the area which shows the prize and edited it to become one hundred million pounds. I left using the awesome ninja skills.
I ran into the precinct and bought my ticket and quickly ran home to put on the Lottery, and then it began.
"Hello and welcome to another lottery, where we will be picking numbers to see if you win the lottery! The prize is... £100,000,000? That is not right, but seen as though it says it, looks like we've got to pay it. And now, we have the winner of the last show to have a speech and press the button for the lotto balls!"
"Hi, I would like to thank my mum, and my family for getting me onto this show, and I would like to thank my pets as well."
The guest pressed the buttons and the lottery balls started to drop in.
"Number 1, Number 2, Number 3, Number 4, Number 5, and the Bonus Ball is... Number 6!"
Everyone was shocked as how this could of happened, first a different prize total, and now the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. I was at my house and I was full of joy how it worked! But my joy didn't last long, as the host was about to say something that scared me.
"We will be conducting an investigation to find who rigged the lottery numbers and who changed the prize total. It would most definately be the person who bought the ticket, the search will begin now."

Stay tuned to find out what happens to me in this story!

[dead]

another case of dr m talking crap or a real life story? hmmmmm.....
good dtory though.

[junior]

hope you don't mind dead, but i've registered to mr ikasu and asked to join TCOTPV

[dead]

great. join camp kronos! ( i couldn' be bothred to think up some names for camps so i just stole the cuase of teh ginat hams camps. but different settigns and stuff.the newest registered member is... mr ikasu's dog, scruff. for no real reason. meh. * hands dog a guinness*

[mini_ninja_pir8]

mat,as ive said in PM, yes!!

*gets drunk*

anyhooo, suicide is NOT (in any circumstances) the option

in found that out

*hugs mat*

*huggles electro*

let the party begin!

[Dr-Electro]

*Mr. Ikasu's dog:* WOOF! WOOF! WOOFWOOFWOOF!!! pant-pant-pant-pant-pant WOOF!!!111(lolz)

Now that was random! But funny!

Ok, beer me and pas the pistachios. I feel the urge to throw nuts at some nuts.

[Mat^]

Originally posted by Dr-Electro
*Mr. Ikasu's dog:* WOOF! WOOF! WOOFWOOFWOOF!!! pant-pant-pant-pant-pant WOOF!!!111(lolz)

Now that was random! But funny!

Ok, beer me and pas the pistachios. I feel the urge to throw nuts at some nuts. i expected more of a Woo... but whatever

andusing my awesome ninja skills. im the only one that got that right?

*goes and huggles up to mini in a booth in the corner*

[mini_ninja_pir8]

*sexes up mat in teh corner*

*stands up and sets up decks on the makeshift stage thingy*

ok people,give me alcohol, and i will DJ


(or money..money helps)

*pulls mat onto the stage and teaches him how to DJ*

[junior]

glad you two sorted it out.

[Mat^]

Originally posted by munky*
glad you two sorted it out. me too, i just love her too much to end it

*mixes what mr. hann couldnt rival*

[Dr-Electro]

I have an inkling of a clue that I think I remember predicting that. Nice to see you two where you belong: together. *huggles*

*pours an empty keg full of expensive champagne from the dungeon, fills fifty or so glasses with even more expensive champagne nicked from the alchemist around the corner*

Toast: to happiness and whatever causes it!

*drinks without the clinks, because a keg is too heavy*

"WOOOOOOOOOF!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO(T)F! pant pant pant"

[jables]

Originally posted by Dr-Electro

"WOOOOOOOOOF!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO(T)F! pant pant pant"

good doggy... have another drink

[Generic Student]

*joins toasting*
Things have been slow in here recently and rather sad, although safely explosion free. Like Dr E says, let's celebrate Happiness and whatever causes it, just for the sake of celebrating
*applauds dj-ing*
\o/

[Mittwoch]

mmm toast! *joins toasting*

[spongmonkey]

LilmissPie your sig states that exams are over. When in fact they are only just about to begin for most people.
I demand a refund.
and a drink.

[junior]

i am half way through mine

EXACTLY

precision or what?!

[jables]

I have had one so far, another 4 to go, least it wasn't that difficult

I need a good strong drink.. anyone recommend and maybe even buy me one?

I guess I am feeling down tonight due to the exams or maybe something else, I can't help get the feeling that I am down for something that I can't control, like the weather or maybe just even because I have trouble with one subject for the first time ever... I am not used to working hard :(

[kebab?]

*falls through window*

I'm here now, the party can begin! or... carry on... or... something.

Barkeep! i want something alcoholical!

[Dr-Electro]

Demanding little tart, ain't ya. *passes Kebab a Mysterious Green Smoking Beaker drink*:twisted: Drink up!

*more toasting*

Here's to all you who have yet to finish those exams. Ace'em all! Or is it break a leg? Maybe that's just theater.

"WOOF! WOOF! WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF!!! WOOF!!! pant-pant-pant-pant lick slobber WOOF!"

Silly dog, nobody understands what you are saying! Have a Milkbone. *tosses*

[eggmuffin]

A bearded scruffy-looking man shuffles in. he looks half-starved and dehydrated. There are cinders in his beard.

He coughs, a ragged throat-wretching gurgle. He spits out something greyish.
"Finally," he wheezes "I found it, Dead's pub."
The elderly man plods over to the bar. he sits down on one of the chairs, resembling a ragged, wet sock.

"Beer me." He says, with a faint grin.

[jables]

Originally posted by eggmuffin
A bearded scruffy-looking man shuffles in. he looks half-starved and dehydrated. There are cinders in his beard.

He coughs, a ragged throat-wretching gurgle. He spits out something greyish.
"Finally," he wheezes "I found it, Dead's pub."
The elderly man plods over to the bar. he sits down on one of the chairs, resembling a ragged, wet sock.

"Beer me." He says, with a faint grin.

hey you know that there is a path right? at the other side of this pub... you are not telling me you came that way are you?

[kebab?]

Originally posted by Dr-Electro
Demanding little tart, ain't ya. *passes Kebab a Mysterious Green Smoking Beaker drink*:twisted: Drink up!


ooooh.... green....

*drinks mysterious drink*

:eek:

*falls to the floor with a moderatly interested thud*

[Dr-Electro]

I could have sworn eggmuffin rode with me. Sorry, dodn't mean to leave anyone behind. Here, have a Guinness for your troubles.

"woof."

Dog's tired too. No beer for the dog. No chocolate, either. Maybe a T.O.D. coffee?

*drinks the coffee intended for the dog, gets dog-nipped on the tip of one scaly toe*

[Cap'n Zola]

*Walks in*

Whoah. I haven't been in for a while now...


*Kicks some left-over pistachios on floor*

Hmm...

*Looks up at barman...*

Who is the barman anyway?

I'll have anything that has green, purple, cheese and silver in it. :D But no poison this time! :evil:

[mini_ninja_pir8]

Originally posted by mat
me too, i just love her too much to end it

*mixes what mr. hann couldnt rival*

Mat, honey, Mr. Hahn is my idol, you cant beat him, or me

*cross switches "cure for the itch" with "high voltage remix" with "with you"*

hahaha

*mixes them together perfectly, and throws in a few scratches*

rival that

*kisses mat and buys him/us a few drinks, and pops in a diamond ring/wedding band thingy in his drink, and hands it to him*

[eggmuffin]

I'll have another one of them delightful destiny breakfasts.

[Dr-Electro]

"Woof!" *the dog serves Zola a highly volatile drink and eggmuffin a destiny breakfast* *dog "accidentally" drops a sausage on the floor, eats it in one bite*

"Woof! Arf! Ruff! Woofwoofwoof!"

Yeah, same to you pup, have a nice weekend.

*dog exits the pub until Monday*

I think he was actually scaring the badgers with his incessant barking.

*lays down a beat with the mix* *drinks Guinness*

[Mat^]

Originally posted by mini_ninja_pir8
*kisses mat and buys him/us a few drinks, and pops in a diamond ring/wedding band thingy in his drink, and hands it to him* *mixes session with executioners(mr hann and mike helped with this track, and so did that weird bearded guy from static x...) "its goin' down" *

*swallows ring*
*chokes*
*gets taken to hospital*
*sits for 3 hours*
*has stomach pumped*

[eggmuffin]

Oi, tha' was me sausage o' courage!

Well, I still have me beans of fortitude an' eggs o' justice.

[ZekeyLizard]

Dr.E

*dog exits the pub until Monday*

I think he was actually scaring the badgers with his incessant barking.





Hmmm.
An angry dog chasing a frightened badger.
Heheh.
I would pay money to see that.:twisted:

(drinks a pint of port)

[Generic Student]

Originally posted by ZekeyLizard
Hmmm.
An angry dog chasing a frightened badger.
Heheh.
I would pay money to see that.:twisted:

(drinks a pint of port)

I think you can

*Puts on shadowy dark trenchcoat*
'ere mate, you wanna see badgers fight dogs?
I'll show ya.....:twisted:

*removes trenchcoat*

Nah, i never liked that image.

Beer me, kind dead sir

[mini_ninja_pir8]

*pulls out another ring*

uhh...mat....would..you.umm........

marry me?


(its not everyday a girl asks a guy..but oh well)

[ZekeyLizard]

I could marry Mat and MiniNinjaPir8.

I am a registered preist/parish/bishop/rabbi/minister/shaman.


[/blatant lie]

[Dr-Electro]

*yawns a huge dragon-y yawn*

Oops! I think I swallowed something! *kharkh* Ew! It was eidderf! *reanimates*

Poor eidderf. Let me buy you a drink and a Pepto-Bismol.

*drinks the Pepto*

I could walk mini down the aisle. (She already promised.) :D

*gives Mat and mini each a fist-sized diamond mounted in matching gold crowns* Engagement present. Wait 'til you see what's for the wedding gift. :D

*swigs Guinness*

[dead]

why not come to the mrikasu forums through my sig to get married [/blatant attempt to get more members]. *hands everyone some beer*
*hands mini and mat a large bottle of 1879 magnum champagne* enjoy- it took me a while to find that down the cellars, you wouldn't believe the ammount of alcohol we have here. best in the house, so take care of it.

[junior]

the wedding party is happening at my "soon-to-be rockstar mansion"

[mini_ninja_pir8]

ahem,
ive just got a PM from mat, he can explain it all, i cant.

ive seriously had enough of this, he says he loves me, then he goes and does this

im seriously going to end it(life) ive had enough, the only support ive got is from dr-electro, and i cant take this anymore

STOP SCREWING AROUND WITH ME OK???(dr. e excluded)

i cant take this anymore

mat, play track 2, 4,(and) 9 off "Meteora", it should describe how im feeling right now,

[ZekeyLizard]

I support you and Mat.
You two let me join your funky firefly website.


:nana: :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Dr-Electro]

*puts suicide watch on mini*

dead, beer me. :(

[mini_ninja_pir8]

*sits in corner, while everyone else has a good time*

*watches mat closely, and thinks up evil things that i can do to him*
*walks up to the bar*
gimme a T.O.D, no, give me 5 at once, and chuck a few Cyanide capsules in there,give me something to kill me with

please

[dead]

*gives mini a guinness* sorry, but i can't.

[Mat^]

*sits here, being watched by all the eyes in the pub*

[junior]

*plugs in PS2 next to the big widescreen telly*

*puts Ghost Recon: Jungle Storm in the PS2*

anyone up for a 2 player game?

[Littleshore]

*falls into the bar*

errm... What's happening?

[junior]

"hanging out, playing nintendo... cock"

sorry, i didn't actually call you a cock, it's a quote from BASEketball. class movie :D

but thats roughly what we are doing, including huge amounts of alcohol and fire

[Mat^]

*waits til munky*'s finished and plays some hitman 3*

*finishes first level in 3 minutes*

*downs gunniess*

[Dr-Electro]

Suds and bubbly, everybody! Teh Weebl himself is 29 years old today!!!

I brought this huge cake all decorated in the W&B cartoon theme and pie for everybody.

Happy Birthday Weebl!

It is also Justin Sane's birthday today. There's more cake for him, too.

Time to celebrate!!

mini, spin us up a happy dancing mix, please.

*sets up service for the cake and pie and stuff, mostly stuff.

[jables]

Originally posted by munky*
"hanging out, playing nintendo... cock"

sorry, i didn't actually call you a cock, it's a quote from BASEketball. class movie :D

eeewww one of britney's mom's pubic hairs!

eeeeeewww here's another!

[eggmuffin]

Ooh, Justin Sane. Hæppi bøshdæi!

This will probably be considered to be very rude, but I'll do the same here as in the Kronos-thread. I'll ADVERTISE! The Home of the Yams needs more villagers, don't be afraid to pop in.

[Generic Student]

Happy Birthday Weebl. 29 years of entertaining :notworthy:

a celebratory pint of guinness please, i just did my first GCSE exam, French Oral. My mum will kill me if i fail - she teaches french!!!!!

[ZekeyLizard]

Hello all.


We have a regular in this pub named Work?
He asked for an avatar.
I dont like small talk, so rather than answering his PM, I will be placing his avatar here.


In other news: Happy Birthday Woobl. I mean Waabl. I mean Wuubl. I mean......err.......whats his name again?

[junior]

I can't wait till I have enough cash for my own custom avatar.

Zekey, do you remember that time when you made a samurai avatar. It was pretty dang cool and i wanted to use it.

If you can, can you dig it out from the deep depths of your 'puter for me?

[eidderf]

While your making avatars could you do one of a monkey wearing a helmet like Norbs and a sign saying cause? Thanks if you can.
Drinks on me.

[junior]

Woo!! get me some absinthe will you.

I'm in that sorta mood today...

[woo]

[ZekeyLizard]

I would prefer if people did NOT ask me for avatars in this lovely thread. Unless of course you would prefer the tip of my boot to be lodged in your sigmoid colon.


But as for that Samurai, I am certain I have it around here somewhere...


(digs in pants)


Ah! Here he be!!!1

[eidderf]

Where would you prefere I ask you? I will pay you if you like, rupies of course? What you do want me to do to make you make the avatar?

[mini_ninja_pir8]

*watches mat being watched*

*walks past and whispers in his ear*

if we will still be friends...ill be happy!

*starts spinning marilyn monroe's version of "happy bday mr president" with a fast,happy go lucky track, with the spongebob squarepants theme song*

DANCE MY PRETTIES....dance!
*evil laugh*

[eggmuffin]

*Grooms his beard. A few vermin scuttle out.*

So, you're available then?

*Cracks a charming, toothy grin.*


Barkeep, a dead rat for the lady!

[Mat^]

Originally posted by eggmuffin
*Grooms his beard. A few vermin scuttle out.*

So, you're available then?

*Cracks a charming, toothy grin.*


Barkeep, a dead rat for the lady! uh.. i'm a man, but thanks for the drink

[junior]

just a... stab in the dark i guess, i think he meant mini??

[a secret slut]

sorry to bring up yesterdays topic of avatars again but i've made my own, can you tell me what you think please?
sorry forgot to ask for a beer please

[junior]

haha, thats pretty good. Post it in fan art, ask someone to resize it and make is transparent and robert's your mothers brother :D

beer me

[jables]

no he isn't robert is my father... unless... nah I can't be.. I have 10 toes

[Dr-Electro]

Secret, that's a cute kitty av. Post it in the Avatars thread in Fanart and see if it's accepted.

eggmuffin, be careful with my granddaughter, you do not want to anger The Dragon. *snorts smoke for emphasis*

Mat, all is forgiven, you can have your skateboard back. Jason needs your help, though, he's in trouble again. (made up nonsense)

*beers self*

[a secret slut]

thank you all for the very fine comments, shall i show more to boast about my er... "talent"

[friedpenguin]

*walks in, acting very strange*
is this the practice of the drunk psychiatrists? and while i'm here, give me some hot chocolate, will you?
*throws a pistachio at lizards head*
i like that kitty the slut made, keep idoing a great job.

[a secret slut]

he he he thanx
look what else i hav

[Mat^]

Originally posted by Dr-Electro
Mat, all is forgiven, you can have your skateboard back. Jason needs your help, though, he's in trouble again.this isnt my skate board... mines all beaten up and old and... this is mine:D

[mini_ninja_pir8]

didnt i tell you that i wanted you to dance???


im not listened to...what is this world coming to..no one will listen to me!!!!!

nooooooooo

*runs out screaming*

*calms down and runs back in*

im normal

o_O

i love those Av's...theyre sooo cute!

like me:D

[Dr-Electro]

Secret has a hitherto-unseen talent. We want more. This is getting to be a superbly talented place. Now we have another.

Have a beer.

*takes a beer*

*hangs from rafters*

I haven't done that for a long time.:D

[ZekeyLizard]

Woo.


Today has been a releiving day for me.

What has been, quite perhaps, the shittiest 4 years of my life, is finally over. I am free. And because of this I feel as if a great weight is lifted from my shoulders. I no longer feel angry. I no longer feel so bitter at the world.

And for the first time, in a very very long time, I can honestly say that I am happy. I haven't felt happiness in 4 years. But its over! Thank You Jesus! The shit has ended and I am free!


Now if you'll excuse me.......


*does dance*

[mini_ninja_pir8]

well done zekey,
whatever it was, im sure it was something id hate

what song would you like me to chuck on the decks, your pick

*gets drunk off the T.O.D making*

[eggmuffin]

Yarr, oiv returned from me voyage 'pon tha high seas.
T'was fearsome and beautiful all at once.

Or I may just've passed out.

Grog me.

[Dr-Electro]

A random thought fired across my temporal neurons just now. I have spent so much time in the forum pubs, other people may get the idea that I'm a professional barfly. I just want to assure everybody that the seatbelt on my permanently reserved barstool does not put me in the same class with Cliffie and Normie from Cheers.:p

I just like hanging out with the random assortment of regualrs and newcomers and badgers and lions and tigraws. T.O.D. me, dead.

*dozes off, hangs precariously from seatbelt*

[dead]

*flies into pub* hello everybody! been busy getting annoyed, some idiot decided it would be fun to get mr ikasu's hosts to destroy all his files and backups by pretending to be him, and the hugely succesful forums are now on breakdown. i want to know why the host didn't ask for verification that he was mr ikasu. i need a stiff touch of death. *hands out T.O.D.s to everybody* In later news, i have already prety much decided who to hand the next pub to. i know it's a bit early ( very early) to be thinking of such things, but i like to plan in advance. i will release the details much later on. in honour of m+m's engagement, i will create a new cocktail ( possibly deadly).

The Reception Cocktail

-5 shots of champagne ( that's 100 ml)

-2 shots of Dragon Fuel coffee (40 ml,and it really adds a kick to the drink)

-2 shots of tequila (40 ml, added for as it mixes interestingly with the champagne)

-1 shot touch of death (20 ml, makes it rather deadly if you don't build up to the drink)

Mat and Mini can be the first to have one.
*hands TRC to M+M*

P.S.-now is a good time to buy shares in the roullette thread, as the share price is very low currently. i have 11, and have just bought 3 more.

[sheep go moo]

*walks in and everyone looks at him, sheep go moo procedes to the counter and asks for a drink*
Give me what he is having...
*he sees a drunk having finished the drink sheep go moo just ordeered collapse he decides against it*
just give me a guiness

[Mat^]

Originally posted by dead
i will release the details much later on. in honour of m+m's engagement, i will create a new cocktail ( possibly deadly).

Mat and Mini can be the first to have one.
*hands TRC to M+M* *cough cough* umm someone wanna explain?

[dr. derrice]

*wanders in*
mine's a guiness

[Dr-Electro]

*takes dead aside, whispers* The whisper will come to you by PM

In other news, many of you won't know what Harmony Home is, but I'll explain and then tell you why I'm explaining.

Harmony Home Children's Advocacy Centers are part of a team of volunteers, educators, medical personnel, law enforcement, diagnosticians and the list goes on. The motto of Harmony Home is, "Breaking the silence, healing the hurt." This team makes every possible effrort to prevent child abuse, raise awareness of child abuse and educate the public what to do if they suspect a child is being abused. I think it is absolutely the finest p ossible organization my wife and I could ever be associated with.

Anyhoo, Harmony Home had their annual luncheon and business meeting today. The volunteer coordinator insisted that we both be present. We went. We ate delicious food. We applauded all the introductions, speeches and award presentations. THen, surprise, surprise, my wife was named Volunteer of the Year! How cool is that? She gets an award for doing what she likes to do best!!

A toast to volunteers everywhere and *huggles* for Mrs. E.:D

(See the pride in my grinning emoticon? See it?)

[ZekeyLizard]

I saw a commercial for Harmony Home at a Perkins Restaurant I frequent. It came right after a commercial for that "Give Kids The World"


Huzzah to your wife Dr.E[woo]
If she wants an art request you know where to find me.
*crawls into hole under pub*

[Dr-Electro]

Thanks, Zekey. Harmony Home is becoming a pretty big thing in the US. It seems to be growing all the time. If something works and fills a need, people will try to keep it going.

Almost my bedtime, beer me, please. Oh, what the heck, make it a car bomb!

[djkt007]

* Sticks head through doorway, followed by rest of body*

*Sneaks up to bar and flops down on stool*

"A Diet Coke, if you please, and make sure it's fresh", then turns to look at special peoples.

"Actually make that with a few shots of caffiene as well"

*becomes very jittery and wishes to dance randomly*

[Dr-Electro]

*dances randomly with a djkt*

This is more fun than moving computers.

[mini_ninja_pir8]

Originally posted by mat
*cough cough* umm someone wanna explain?

me and mat, well, have broken up

he cheated on me, and i dont blame him

but what the hell, gimme that drink

electro, tell Mrs E im happy for her, and give her lots of *huggles* for me, ill telepath some for you tomorrow while im at school

[BlueHippo]

mini_ninja_pir8, beat the crap out of him.

and in any case, do you have anything stronger than beer? i dont like the taste of beer anyways. i smell a "do not serve this hippo" sign now, due to my dislike of beer :(

[sheep go moo]

i will take 2 spirits, thanks
*hands one of them to hippo*
there you go

[Mat^]

Originally posted by BlueHippo
mini_ninja_pir8, beat the crap out of him. thank you blue, nice of you to say that.

(btw, there are cimcumstances, but yeah, i know they just count as excuses, and excuses are bad)

[BlueHippo]

Originally posted by mat
thank you blue, nice of you to say that.

(btw, there are cimcumstances, but yeah, i know they just count as excuses, and excuses are bad)

im kidding incase you didnt know, i dont know either of you two that well, and i dont want to tresspass on your affairs.

[Generic Student]

No drinking heavily here this morning for me. I am feeling just a wee bit hungover.

Just had our sendoff from our high school yesterday. Had the entire afternoon at the local rugby club, everyone behaved in a very immature manner, drenching with water pistols, collapsing bouncy castles and so on, which was fun. Proceeded to go out to a small forest last night and get drunk. Wasn't too great because i couldn't stay for long and i couldn't burn my old excercise books because we were in the middle of a forest.

Oh well, congrats to Mrs E, volunteerism should always be rewarded.

I'll have an orange juice please

[dead]

oh well, they've broken up. i don't come in here that often, i don't see all the news. have a TRC anyway.

[Mat^]

Originally posted by dead
oh well, they've broken up. i don't come in here that often, i don't see all the news. have a TRC anyway. but its your pub:confused: *drinks*

[a secret slut]

howdy yal

*walks in with a seductive sway of her kitty hips*

one touch of death please and make it snappy

*is handed a dead crocodile*

i meant fast not that, touch of death please. i hav things to see and people to do!
sorry if i seem a tad rude but iv had a looong day and i need to relax while watching weebl & the almighty bob sway to & fro