Cybersekksing (NSFW)

[Nocashvalue]

After a little experiment, I have found a brilliant game.

Go onto irc.quakenet.org on IRC.
Then join #beginners.
Now, pretend to be female, and see if you can coax a horny teenager into cybersex with you.

At the end, break the news to them in a funny way.

Example:
<revan666> hi
<Barnacles> Hey
<revan666> ur asl plz
<Barnacles> 17/f/uk
<revan666> u have a pic
<Barnacles> no
<revan666> wanna talk about sex
<Barnacles> sure
<revan666> what u wearing now
<Barnacles> A thong
<revan666> nice
<revan666> how bigg is ur breast
<Barnacles> big enough ;)
<Barnacles> wanna have cyber?
<revan666> yes
<revan666> start plz
[A lot of crap that isn't really suitable]
<revan666> then
<Barnacles> Guess what?
<revan666> what
<Barnacles> My name is really Kevin, I am 45 and a pre-op transexual
<revan666> what the hell
<Barnacles> You have just taken part in a study on horny fuckwitted teenagers that will do anything for cybersex.

If that offends anyone, just ask and I'll remove it.

Now, go my minions! Post the result here

[Dr M]

Another example (not as good)

<raico> hmm.. i am your sex slave lol :d
<DocM> \o/
* DocM sexes raico
<raico> :d
<raico> missteres docm :d
<DocM> yes
<raico> dont punich me
* DocM gets a whip ¬_¬
* DocM whips and sexes raico
<raico> :s
<raico> instal msn pls
<DocM> no
<DocM> it's crap
* DocM whips raico
<raico> your just wip me :d
<raico> now your my slave
<DocM> :o
<raico> lick my ass!
<DocM> ¬_¬
<raico> slave!
<raico> :d
* DocM licks raico's ass
<raico> now suck my big cock!
* DocM takes off a mask
<DocM> i am actually male ¬_¬
<raico> :d
<raico> haha lol
<raico> i know it
<raico> just keep sucking my big dick
<DocM> No

[scram]

For those that remember the cybersex competition on the old forum, here was my winning conversation:

Scrambled: Hey babeh, wanna freak?
xHeartBabex: Sure thing baby :) what do you look like?
Scrambled: What, in real life or in my imagination?
xHeartBabex: ...erm
xHeartBabex: does it matter?
Scrambled: Well it's just about a 200 lb and 10 inch difference but whatever rocks your boat baby!
xHeartBabex: lol ...ok, never mind. I'm 5' 7, 120 lb, brunette and a 34 C ;)
Scrambled: no shit! That sounds just like my girlfriend!
Scrambled: Vanessa? That you?
xHeartBabex: Ummm.... No.
xHeartBabex: You have a girlfriend?
Scrambled: Yeah kinda. We sort of had a fight though...
xHeartBabex: Awwwwww wanna talk about it?
Scrambled: No... the pain is still way too fresh
xHeartBabex: Ok
xHeartBabex: Hey, you still there?
xHeartBabex: Hello?
xHeartBabex: Baby?
Scrambled: Yeah, I'm here. Just had to work through a few calming, breathing exercises is all.
xHeartBabex: Ummm ok. Why do they call you Scrambled?
Scrambled: Because I have a huge cock.
xHeartBabex: lol
Scrambled: Now are we gonna sit here asking questions all day or what? Let's kick this pig!
xHeartBabex: oooh I luv when you take charge!
Scrambled: Yeah? You like that shit, huh?
xHeartBabex: yeah it really turns me on ;)
Scrambled: Then strip, bitch!
xHeartBabex: :) I slip out of my silk nightdress revealing a silky black bra and panties
Scrambled: I slip out of my super-sized babygrow and sit there in my skivvies
xHeartBabex: What's a babygrow?
Scrambled: never mind
xHeartBabex: I slowly walk across the candlelit room towards you. My heart is beating faster with each step.
Scrambled: Vanessa liked candles.
xHeartBabex: I reach you and straddle your waist
xHeartBabex: Hey, leave her out of this. This is about you and me now, gorgeous.
Scrambled: sure thing baby. I reach round behind your back and unhook your bra with one hand.
xHeartBabex: Oooh I love when a man can do that!
Scrambled: yeah, Vanessa showed me how to do it last week :)
xHeartBabex: Nice.
xHeartBabex: I guide your hand to my right breast and moan as you cup it softly
Scrambled: Mmmm these feel nice, how much did they cost?
xHeartBabex: Hey! They're 100% natural baby ;)
Scrambled: get out! Really?
xHeartBabex: Uhuh :)
Scrambled: Vanessa wanted a boob job. She was saving up for it.
xHeartBabex: HEY! STOP IT!!!
xHeartBabex: I'm signing off if you keep talking about her, ok?
Scrambled: Oh yeah, sorry.
Scrambled: I kiss your neck softly and work my way downwards
xHeartBabex: I shudder and moan slightly
Scrambled: I lie you down on the bed and look passionately into your eyes
xHeartBabex: I remove my damp panties and lie there ready for you.
Scrambled: I tear off my stained underoos and toss them into the fire.
xHeartBabex: I gasp at the size of your revealed member.
Scrambled: Hey it's not even hard yet!
xHeartBabex: It's not?
Scrambled: Yeah, sorry give me a minute.
Scrambled: know any good porno websites?
xHeartBabex: Hey! I'm sure I can make it hard for you ;)
xHeartBabex: I lean over and stroke your member sensually
Scrambled: No no no, I can do this by myself
Scrambled: *breathes deeply and sweats profusely*
xHeartBabex: Huh?
xHeartBabex: You ok?
Scrambled: Yeah, I'm just a little nervous. This is my first time, you know.
xHeartBabex: lol, ok. Take your time baby, ;) You DO know where to put your thing, don't you. lol
Scrambled: Are you laughing at me?
xHeartBabex: lol, no.
Scrambled: Stop laughing at me!
Scrambled: you're just like her!
xHeartBabex: Like who? Vanessa?
Scrambled: She never understood me.
Scrambled: WHY COULDN'T SHE ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM!?
xHeartBabex: Jesus! you're the weirdest fuckin cyber partner I've ever had!
Scrambled: Hey, you ain't all that and a bag of chips yourself, Lardo!
xHeartBabex: FUCK YOU! No wonder she dumped you! Asshole!
Scrambled: Hey for the record SHE didn't dump ME
Scrambled: I dumped HER
Scrambled: off the side of a cliff!
Scrambled: BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Scrambled: heh
Scrambled: baby?
Scrambled: you there?
Scrambled: you doing some of those breathing exercises huh?
Scrambled: byeeeeee!

[Nadeer]

No no no no.

Go to #kids on eu.undernet.org
with a nickname such as mary12 or something

and pretend that you're from 11 - 13 years old

you'll get atleast 5 sick old pedophiles mesaging you :p

[Drew]

You guys are weird ;)

[Mat^]

yes we are, but mummy says everyone is jelous of us

[Dr M]

oi, less chat, more cybersex.

[Zweee]

ROFL... ahaha. These are so good!!

+ified the ones i read. Scram, your a genius. *wanders off wondering how to be funny and original*

[Nocashvalue]

LMAO

<Barnacles> Hey
<Barnacles> a/s/l
<Barnacles> ???
<wrongbet> 29 m aust
<Barnacles> how mig are you? ;)
<Barnacles> *big
<wrongbet> med
<wrongbet> build
<Barnacles> how big's your tool?
<wrongbet> big enough
* Barnacles giggles
<Barnacles> that's what my ex said
<Barnacles> I'm 23/f/uk
<wrongbet> after a good fuck
<Barnacles> 34c
<Barnacles> so, are you single?
<wrongbet> y
<wrongbet> u
<Barnacles> Yeah ;)
<wrongbet> dis just gets beter
<Barnacles> you single?
<Barnacles> honey?
<Barnacles> babe?
<Barnacles> are you single?
<Barnacles> don't you like me babe?
<Barnacles> babe?
<wrongbet> sorry went 4 a min
<wrongbet> yas im single
<Barnacles> cool
<Barnacles> wanna cyber?
<wrongbet> wats ur asl
<Barnacles> 23/f/uk
<wrongbet> ive hit da jakpot
<Barnacles> heh :)
<Barnacles> so, you wanna?
<wrongbet> yeh
<Barnacles> be careful tho, my dad's in the room (He's very protective)
<Barnacles> if I start talking about something random, play along with my won't you
<wrongbet> cool
<Barnacles> okay
<Barnacles> I like it when men are forceful ;)
<wrongbet> iz ur pussy wet
<Barnacles> a bit ;)
<wrongbet> do u like it rough
<Barnacles> yeah
<Barnacles> honey?
<wrongbet> so i can ram u as hard as i like
<Barnacles> sure
<wrongbet> & suk dat pusssy till its dry
<Barnacles> yeah
<Barnacles> animals are so cute aren't they
<Barnacles> you just wanna kiss them to death
<Barnacles> (dad)
<wrongbet> so wat ur pet called
<Barnacles> It's called fluffy
<Barnacles> (gone
<wrongbet> still
<Barnacles> he's gone babe
<wrongbet> lets fuck
<Barnacles> yeah
<wrongbet> ill start kissin ur nek
<wrongbet> then move south slowly
<Barnacles> yeah, geography is so cool
<Barnacles> isn't it
<Barnacles> (dad)
<Barnacles> do you like geography?
<wrongbet> y
<Barnacles> geography's my best subject when I was at school
<Barnacles> gone
<wrongbet> cool
<Barnacles> he's gone
<Barnacles> babe?
<wrongbet> litly lickin & suckin ur firm titties
<Barnacles> tits are my fave type of animal
<Barnacles> aren't they youu
<Barnacles> *yours
<Barnacles> (he's back)
<wrongbet> gtg
<Barnacles> no, babe
<Barnacles> he's gone now
<Barnacles> let's finish this
* Barnacles puts your hand on my tit
* Barnacles frenches you
<Barnacles> babe
<Barnacles> come back
<Barnacles> ='(
<Barnacles> cya
<Barnacles> *kisses you*
<wrongbet> il b back in a mo
<Barnacles> come on babe
<Barnacles> I want it now

[bionic sheep]

Here's one, I was doing it at the same time as he was with Barnacles:

Chat with wrongbet
Waiting for acknowledgement...
DCC Chat connection established
-
<BionicSheep> wanna cyber?
<wrongbet> asl
<BionicSheep> 17/f/uk
<BionicSheep> u?
<wrongbet> 29 m aust
<BionicSheep> lol cool
* BionicSheep gets nekkid
<wrongbet> sexy
* BionicSheep dances for wrongbet
<wrongbet> noway im horny
* BionicSheep leaps onto wrongbet, tearing his clothes off
<BionicSheep> what are you doing?
<wrongbet> im back had 2 go
<BionicSheep> okay cool
<BionicSheep> still wanna cyber?
<wrongbet> yeh
* BionicSheep tears off wrongbet's clothes
<wrongbet> baby dont stop
* BionicSheep jumps up and down, making monkey sounds
<BionicSheep> you like that
<wrongbet> its a hot moment
* BionicSheep goes downstairs and gets some banana's
* BionicSheep opens the banana's and crushes them all over wrongbet's body
<wrongbet> lik me clean baby
* BionicSheep gets a sponge and wipes him up
<wrongbet> giv me a sponge bath
* BionicSheep sponges his face and puts him in a high chair
* BionicSheep gives him a bib
<BionicSheep> naughty! how did you get banana everywhere?
<BionicSheep> you are so bad
<BionicSheep> you have to say something lol
<wrongbet> plz dont hit me
* BionicSheep spanks him
<wrongbet> no
<BionicSheep> is there someone else? you are being very quiet!
* Looking up wrongbet user info...
<BionicSheep> you're with another woman, aren't you!
<BionicSheep> it's that 'Barnacles' tart from the hottub, isn't it!
<wrongbet> nah
<BionicSheep> are you sure?
<wrongbet> yes im sure
<BionicSheep> okay then
<BionicSheep> let's continue
<BionicSheep> you start
<wrongbet> kissin ur nek
<BionicShe> removing your shirt
<wrongbet> while u lay on ur belly
<wrongbet> lik
<wrongbet> ur
<wrongbet> spine
<BionicSheep> i pour whipped cream on your nipples
<wrongbet> cause i know its mine
<wrongbet> toss u over
<wrongbet> taste those lush
<wrongbet> lips
<BionicSheep> i moan softly and put a paper bag over your head
<BionicSheep> [i have strange fantasies, carry on]
<wrongbet> make my way down south
<wrongbet> slowly
<BionicSheep> i grab you by the c*ck and pull you into the kitchen, erotically
<wrongbet> kissin ur breasts
<wrongbet> likin ur nipples
<BionicSheep> i grab some curry powder and pour it all over my massive busoms
<wrongbet> ur sik
<BionicSheep> you like it though
<BionicSheep> don't deny it
<wrongbet> f*ck no
<BionicSheep> i put on a clown costume and start capering around
<BionicSheep> you like that, dontcha bitch
<BionicSheep> you there?
<BionicSheep> c'mon, baby, play along
<BionicSheep> i think i scared him off


Hehehe. This is fun.

By the way, which channel did you meet your people in? Best to post them up so we can use that channel in future.

I used #hottub on quakenet.

[Shazzy]

Here's a funny one i found

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of funny.

Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I'm smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it softly off.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's stuck. Do you have scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts, my nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: WHAT?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups??

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.

Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the cabinet and now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark, I'm lost. Where is the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?

Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses on the nightstand.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom

Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle.......uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm, woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: WHAT?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy. I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.

Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it
with a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!


USER 'SWEETHEART' HAS LOGGED OFF

[bionic sheep]

Shazzy, this is for one's you made. Not someone else. I've seen that before.

Another poor sucker:

<BobPerkins> hi
<BionicSheep> lo
<BionicSheep> asl?
<BionicSheep> you there, hun?
<BionicSheep> do you wanna cyber wit me?
<BobPerkins> sry ok im back
<BobPerkins> so asl
<BionicSheep> u first lol
<BobPerkins> 18 m usa
<BionicSheep> 17 f uk
<BionicSheep> wanna cyber?
<BobPerkins> sure
<BionicSheep> i am standing alone in a room full of office furniture.
<BobPerkins> lol
<BobPerkins> ok
<BionicSheep> you walk in
<BobPerkins> kepp going
<BionicSheep> what are you wearing?
<BobPerkins> basketball shorts and a shirt
<BobPerkins> u?
<BionicSheep> I am wearing a bright pink and yellow Mr. Blobby outfit
<BionicSheep> [I have strange fantasies, carry on]
<BobPerkins> lol ok
<BionicSheep> I bounce up to you and tip a load of gunge down your shirt, before tearing it off with my teeth
<BobPerkins> gunge
<BionicSheep> yes
<BionicSheep> i said i was weird
<BobPerkins> alright
<BobPerkins> ok
<BionicSheep> I gently slip off my head gear on the costume, and reach round behind me . . .
<BionicSheep> gah, the zipper's stuck
<BionicSheep> little help?
<BobPerkins> i got it
<BobPerkins> i take it of u
<BionicSheep> thanks
<BobPerkins> ur whole costume
<BobPerkins> i can see u like to wear thongs
<BobPerkins> i gently take your thong of
<BionicSheep> the suit slowly slips away, revealing my fluerescent green thong and shin pads
<BionicSheep> also my elbow pads
<BobPerkins> u sit down on a leather sofa
<BionicSheep> i pull you towards me, moaning softly
<BionicSheep> I kiss you long and hard
<BobPerkins> ya
<BobPerkins> it taste good
<BionicSheep> I know, I have a special lotion
<BionicSheep> It stops my piles
<BobPerkins> if i sudenlly get kicked of please excuise taht i will be back in like a minute
<BionicSheep> okay
<BobPerkins> alright
<BionicSheep> I take a file from the draw and spank you with it
<BionicSheep> you like that, dontcha bitch?
<BobPerkins> ooh
<BobPerkins> kinda
<BionicSheep> oh, hang on
<BionicSheep> I give you a paper cut
<BobPerkins> i get on the sofa with u
<BionicSheep> there's blood everywhere
<BionicSheep> I get up and get a mop
<BionicSheep> i mop up the blood, and carefully wring out the mop
<BobPerkins> i like the way u bend over and mop
<BobPerkins> i walk up behind u
<BobPerkins> as u bend over
<BionicSheep> I then put it away again, carefully in its cupboard
<BobPerkins> i start to f**k u in the a**
<BobPerkins> do u like it from the back
<BionicSheep> I bend down and start licking your feet in pleasure
[SMALL SECTION REMOVED, TOO INNAPROPRIATE - I'LL GET INTO TROUBLE]
<BobPerkins> i wanna hear u scream
<BionicSheep> OW!
<BionicSheep> that hurt!
<BobPerkins> ya
<BobPerkins> ooh
<BionicSheep> I fall over and start crying like a little girl
<BionicSheep> you hurt me!
<BionicSheep> bad man!
<BobPerkins> i wanna make u feel better
<BobPerkins> so i give u a little treat in your mouth
<BionicSheep> ooh
<BionicSheep> a wowipop?
<BobPerkins> how is it
<BobPerkins> something like that
<BobPerkins> u have to get the gooy middle
<BionicSheep> if not a wowipop, then what?
<BobPerkins> suck on it hard
<BionicSheep> I bite, hard, to get to the centre
<BobPerkins> my dick
<BobPerkins> does it taste good
<BionicSheep> It's crunchy
<BobPerkins> i put it down your throat
<BobPerkins> like f**king your face
<BobPerkins> in and out
<BionicSheep> I choke and I'm sick all over your shoes
<BionicSheep> sorry!
<BobPerkins> its ok
<BionicSheep> I go and get the mop again
<BobPerkins> just suck it hard baby
<BionicSheep> but i already bit it in half!
<BobPerkins> u are weird u now that
<BionicSheep> you like it really
<BobPerkins> eh...
<BobPerkins> ya
<BionicSheep> by the way, just so you know
<BobPerkins> ya
<BobPerkins> what
<BionicSheep> I'm actually 45, my name is Kevin and I am a pre-op transexual
<BobPerkins> uh hu
<BobPerkins> i never did like u british weird bunch of people u are
<BobPerkins> bloody morons
<BionicSheep> i continue to spank you with the office folder, shouting in a manly voice 'Oh Bob! I lurve you, Bob!'
<BionicSheep> you still there?
<BionicSheep> Bob?
<BionicSheep> Bob!
<BionicSheep> BUT I LOVE YOU!

Hehehehe. #Beginner on quakenet, again.

[Gin&Tonic]

Go onto #begginners and pretend I'm female?!

Alright, I'll have a go ;) Might be tough though......


I think I'll pretend I'm a horny bloke teen and edit this when I pull *goes to IRC*

[bionic sheep]

Another one:

<Stef> m or f
<BionicSheep> m
<Stef> f here
<BionicSheep> cool
<BionicSheep> wanna cyber?
<Stef> yes
<BionicSheep> what are you wearing?
<Stef> nothing only my tanga
<BionicSheep> ooh
<BionicSheep> I'm wearing a bring pink nappy, nothing else
<BionicSheep> where are you?
<Stef> in my bed baby
<BionicSheep> I walk into the room, and see you on the bed
<Stef> u?
<BionicSheep> I'm sitting at my computer, typing
<Stef> wow
<BionicSheep> great, hey?
<BionicSheep> :D
<BionicSheep> I walk slowly towards the bed
<BionicSheep> I trip over something on the floor and land flat on my face
<BionicSheep> you there, hun?
<Stef> yeah
<BionicSheep> good
<BionicSheep> I scrabble up from the floor
<Stef> me too
<Stef> come on baby
<BionicSheep> I take off your tanga, slowly, cupping your nipple in my left hand
<BionicSheep> respond, please
<Stef> o.k.
<Stef> baby kiss my ass
<BionicSheep> :o
<BionicSheep> I kiss your ass until-
<BionicSheep> oh shit
<Stef> What?
<BionicSheep> I bit it
<BionicSheep> sorry
<Stef> [CENSORED]
<BionicSheep> i go and get a sticking plaster to stop the bleeding
<BionicSheep> I stick the plaster on your ass
<BionicSheep> you alright, babes?
<Stef> harder baby
<BionicSheep> I stick it on harder
<BionicSheep> you get turned on by elastoplasts as well?
<BionicSheep> cool
<BionicSheep> I thought I was the only one
<BionicSheep> bah, you've left me

She'd left by this point. Bah. Not so good, that one.

[SWE]

i'm trying to secks someone up now!

[Empty Pie Dish]

me too!I'm so nervous hihihi

Edit:AAAAGgghhh i was almost tricking a sucker when my dad came in.grrr

[Dingbat]

<GuyY> hey
<Dingbat> lo
<GuyY> whats your asl plz
<Dingbat> 17 f Darlington
<Dingbat> u?
<GuyY> 23 m london
<GuyY> wanna play dirty
<Dingbat> sure
<GuyY> how come in your profile it says your name is Graeme
<Dingbat> cos this is my dad's IRC, lol, he don't no i'm on
<Dingbat> if he catches me he'll av a rite go
<GuyY> alright, okay
<GuyY> :)
<Dingbat> :)
<GuyY> how would u want me to strip naked before u
<Dingbat> take off ur shirt
<GuyY> take u by the hand and lay a passionate kiss on your lips
<Dingbat> ooh
<GuyY> i`m taking off my shirt
* Dingbat giggles

[SICK SHIT]

<GuyY> my cock is the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeepessst it can reach deeeeeeep down your pussy
<Dingbat> what? only that far?
<Dingbat> can't you go further in?
<GuyY> and u can feeel my cock growing bigger and BIGGER inside
<GuyY> taking all the space, as i fuck your clit soooooooooo HARD
<Dingbat> what? did you take some kind of growth hormone?
<Dingbat> ooh weebl you are the best fuck I've ever had
<Dingbat> *GuyY
<Dingbat> sorry, carry on fucking
<GuyY> shall we do anal
<Dingbat> yeah, get up my ass now!
<Dingbat> oooh that feels good
<GuyY> now grab your shoulders firmly
<Dingbat> right where the shit leaks...ooooooh
<GuyY> i push and push and push my THICK cock deeeeeeeeperrr and harder down your asshole
<Dingbat> uuuuuuuhhhhh
<Dingbat> Further!
<GuyY> My dick is the FURTHEST it can go into your ass
<Dingbat> that's as far as you can go? tiny dick
* GuyY has quit IRC

[NIGHTCOW]

If thats safe fo viwing I really dont wanna know what the sick shit was (well maybe a little)

[im_a_banana]

This stuff is priceless! more more more!!! :D

[jimeh]

Gaaah... I just had a convo wit some idiot who thought I liked it kinky and was a transexual and STILL LIKED IT!

But I forgot to get the chatlog.

[bionic sheep]

Poor sucker. I almost feel sorry for him.

<AND1_15> allo
<AND1_15> asl
<BionicSheep> 17 f uk
<BionicSheep> u?
<AND1_15> 16 m montral
<AND1_15> montreal
<BionicSheep> cool
<AND1_15> wanna cyber?
<AND1_15> ?
<BionicSheep> cyber sex lol! okay.
<AND1_15> do u have a webcam
<AND1_15> or pic
<BionicSheep> no, sorry
<AND1_15> ok
<AND1_15> so
<AND1_15> wat sup
<BionicSheep> the sky lol
<AND1_15> do u no who have a webcam
<BionicSheep> no, sorry
<AND1_15> ya right
<BionicSheep> what you wearing?
<AND1_15> ok
<AND1_15> describ ur self
<AND1_15> do u have msn
<BionicSheep> I'm 9ft5, green hair, bright pink and yellow eyes and 5000lbs
<BionicSheep> you?
<AND1_15> 6ft hair black bleue eyes and 185 lbs
<BionicSheep> what you wearing?
<AND1_15> wat
<BionicSheep> What are you wearing? clothes lol
<AND1_15> notjing just boxer
<AND1_15> and u
<BionicSheep> a large inflatable Mr Blobby outfit
<BionicSheep> just got in from work
<BionicSheep> childs entertainer *sigh*
<AND1_15> o
<BionicSheep> want me to take it off?
<AND1_15> ya
<BionicSheep> I slowly unzip the zipper, taking my time and -
<BionicSheep> oh shit
<BionicSheep> It's stuck
<AND1_15> and.......
<AND1_15> lol
<BionicSheep> gah
<BionicSheep> hang on
<AND1_15> do u have msn
<BionicSheep> no, soz
<BionicSheep> right, back
<BionicSheep> I've got a knife
<BionicSheep> I'm trying to cut my way out
<BionicSheep> and-
<BionicSheep> OW OW OW OW OW!
<AND1_15> do u have a webcam
<BionicSheep> NO
<BionicSheep> OW OW
<BionicSheep> SHIT!
<BionicSheep> I'VE CUT MYSELF!
<AND1_15> wat are u doing?
<BionicSheep> bleeding, what do you thing i'm fucking doing?
<BionicSheep> owwwww
<AND1_15> were did u cut
<BionicSheep> my back
<BionicSheep> where the zipper is
<BionicSheep> owwwwwwwwww
<AND1_15> lol
<BionicSheep> it's not funny! :(
<AND1_15> joking
<BionicSheep> hang on, brb
<AND1_15> ok
<BionicSheep> back
<BionicSheep> I've got some bandages
<AND1_15> are you alright?
<BionicSheep> I'm carefully wrapping up the dripping wound . . .
<BionicSheep> Antiseptic time
<BionicSheep> OHSHITSHITOHSHIT THAT STINGS!
<BionicSheep> okay, i'm going to put the knife away again, be back soon, hun
<BionicSheep> stay here
<AND1_15> are you okay?
<BionicSheep> OW F*CK!
<BionicSheep> dropped the kinfe on my fucking foot!
<BionicSheep> owww
<BionicSheep> call an ambulance!
<AND1_15> oh shit!
<AND1_15> are you alright?
<BionicSheep> OF COURSE I'M NOT!
<AND1_15> I can't, I don't know where you live!
<BionicSheep> i'll calling on my mobile
<BionicSheep> oh bugger!
<BionicSheep> out of credit!
<BionicSheep> gah!
<AND1_15> oh shit!
<BionicSheep> gah, i'm kanjoielmgrperrraejnhjmbhjmbbbbbb
<AND1_15> are you alright?
<AND1_15> hello?
<AND1_15> you okay?
<AND1_15> you still there?
<AND1_15> oh shit.

Then he disconnected. Cruel but fun.

[Mystical Parrot]

hehe that made me laugh so much + for you

id do one myself but to be honest i cant be arsed

[bionic sheep]

<vires> so are u a guy a girl?
<BionicSheep> guy
<vires> hahaha
<vires> i was worried there for a moment
<BionicSheep> you? asl
<vires> 16 f
<BionicSheep> cool
<BionicSheep> I'm 17
<vires> so what are u doin?
<BionicSheep> sitting in front of my PC
<BionicSheep> lol
<BionicSheep> you?
<vires> same
<BionicSheep> cool
<BionicSheep> what you wearing?
<BionicSheep> you there, hun?
<vires> yep
<BionicSheep> cool
<BionicSheep> wanna cyber?
<vires> i thought u didnt cyber
<BionicSheep> not on the main channel
<vires> oh
<vires> the sure
<BionicSheep> so do you wanna cyber?
<vires> sure
<BionicSheep> What are you wearing?
<vires> my night shirt and my thong
<vires> and u?
<BionicSheep> torn and tattered clothes, with bloodstains down the back and a hocky mask
<BionicSheep> difficult day at work ¬_¬
<vires> were do u work?
<BionicSheep> the local abbatoir
<BionicSheep> difficult job
<BionicSheep> horrible hours
<BionicSheep> I don't want to talk about it
<BionicSheep> I walk towards you, unbuttoning the remains of my shirt
<BionicSheep> what do you do?
<BionicSheep> you still there, hun?
No such nick (She got temporarily pinged out)
<vires> are u there?
<BionicSheep> yes
<BionicSheep> u still game?
<vires> yep
<BionicSheep> i walk towards you, undoing the remaining buttons from my shirt
<BionicSheep> what do you do?
<vires> type /me
<vires> and then what u are doing
* BionicSheep walks towards vires, unbuttoning the remains of his shirt
* vires watches ur movments with intrest
* BionicSheep takes off the hocky mask and gets on the bed with vires
<vires> how long is ur hair?
<BionicSheep> quite short
<BionicSheep> you?
<vires> knee lenght
* vires grabs ur shoulderes
* BionicSheep falls onto the bed, kissing vires
* BionicSheep tears off vires' night shirt
* vires kisses back forcefully
* BionicSheep pulls away and steps outside the room for a minute
<BionicSheep> I'll be back, just getting something to 'help'
* vires protests
* BionicSheep steps back in with a long package, which he places under the bed
<BionicSheep> where were we?
* BionicSheep leaps onto vires, kissing passionately
* vires gigles and wraps her arms around ur back
* vires kisses back
* BionicSheep removes his torn trousers and throws them over his shoulder
* BionicSheep reaches with one hand under the bed to the package, while holding vires tight with the other
<BionicSheep> can you guess what it is yet?
<BionicSheep> you there?
<vires> nope
<BionicSheep> lol
<vires> yep
<vires> i am here
<BionicSheep> cool
<BionicSheep> do something!
* vires tries to think of what is in the box
<BionicSheep> I'll show you
* BionicSheep tears the box open, revealing a chainsaw
* BionicSheep revs up the chainsaw and chases vires around
<BionicSheep> MWAHAHAHAHA!
<vires> wtf?
<BionicSheep> You will never escape!
<BionicSheep> I have you now!
<BionicSheep> You still there?

Hehehehe. This is too much fun.

[Gin&Tonic]

I am pretending to be a young girl here. Then pretending to be a guy.


<axel> hi
<axel> asl?
<GinAndTonic> 16/f/uk
<GinAndTonic> u
<axel> 17 m canada
<GinAndTonic> cool
<GinAndTonic> wanna play?
<axel> do u have a pic?
<GinAndTonic> sorry this is my dads computer
<axel> play what
<GinAndTonic> id be in awful trouble if he knew what i was up to
<GinAndTonic> with me
<axel> heelllooo
<axel> alright
<GinAndTonic> im cute, im very developed
<axel> what is ur favouorite postion
<GinAndTonic> doggy
<GinAndTonic> what is yours
<axel> giving it u the ass
<axel> up
<GinAndTonic> nice
<axel> well lets start with a little oral
<GinAndTonic> ok. im licking you right now, just the tip
<axel> aww yes
<GinAndTonic> slowly
<axel> umm
<GinAndTonic> do you like it?
<axel> umm it feels so good
<GinAndTonic> do you want me to stick my tongue up you
<axel> aw yyeah harder
<axel> yeahhh
<GinAndTonic> got my tongue right in you
<axel> ok now bend over
<GinAndTonic> ok here you go
<axel> i'm shoving my dick in ur ass while i finger u
<GinAndTonic> that feels so good
<GinAndTonic> how can you do that though, im a guy
<GinAndTonic> ?
<GinAndTonic> i thought you liked men
<axel> haha
<axel> fuck u
<GinAndTonic> no, fuck you ;)
<GinAndTonic> in fact, thank you

[mini_ninja_pir8]

im going to pull some bastard in on a local chat room,or on my msn list

ideas...ideas....

(but ill do it when i have more free time...maybe this weekend)

[bionic sheep]

Another one:

<BionicSheep> lo asl?
<[RN]Liquid> 16/male
<[RN]Liquid> u?
<BionicSheep> 17 f
<BionicSheep> wanna cyber? lol!
<[RN]Liquid> ok:9
<[RN]Liquid> sure
<BionicSheep> what r u wearing?
<[RN]Liquid> just some old t-shirt and shorts;)
<[RN]Liquid> u?
<BionicSheep> I'm wearing a straight jacket and some somefy shoes
<BionicSheep> *comfy
<BionicSheep> long day at work, don't ask
<[RN]Liquid> okey:)
<BionicSheep> you start
<[RN]Liquid> got ms?
<[RN]Liquid> msn?
<BionicSheep> no, sorry
<[RN]Liquid> okej
<[RN]Liquid> who do u look?
<BionicSheep> umm
<BionicSheep> do you mean what do i look like?
<[RN]Liquid> yup:)
<[RN]Liquid> my english is not so good:)
<BionicSheep> heh
<BionicSheep> no worries
<[RN]Liquid> okey:)
<[RN]Liquid> what kind of hair color do u have?
<BionicSheep> I am 7ft7, blonde and 900000lbs
<[RN]Liquid> okey;)
<BionicSheep> u?
<[RN]Liquid> 1.80 cm tall, blonde, 60kg
<BionicSheep> cool
<BionicSheep> you start
<[RN]Liquid> okey
<[RN]Liquid> iam touthcing ur body smoothly and kissing u
<[RN]Liquid> ur turn;)
<BionicSheep> I moan and dribble
<[RN]Liquid> ahh
<[RN]Liquid> putting my hand on ur breast and licking ur neck
<BionicSheep> I continue to dribble
<BionicSheep> hey, can you join #weeblorgy for me?
<[RN]Liquid> moves my head 2 ur stomach and starts 2 lick it
<BionicSheep> join that channel
<BionicSheep> just for me
<BionicSheep> and then I'll do anything
<[RN]Liquid> ok
<[RN]Liquid> i did it:)
* BionicSheep sits back and waits
<[RN]Liquid> CENSORED
<BionicSheep> i moan and scream with pleasure
<[RN]Liquid> CENSORED
<BionicSheep> i yell out and dribble
<[RN]Liquid> putting my dick near ur mouth
<BionicSheep> i dribble
<[RN]Liquid> CENSORED
<BionicSheep> i dribble and struggle in my straight jacket
<[RN]Liquid> pulls off the jaket and **** u harder and harder
<BionicSheep> i grab the axe and cut your head off
<[RN]Liquid> ouch
<BionicSheep> i run out the door and around the neighbourhood, now free of my constraints
<BionicSheep> i kill and kill and kill . . .
<BionicSheep> I'll never stop . . .

Hehehe.

EDIT: Another quick one with some silly tart named ruffage :D and some other person from before.

<ruffage> hey babes
<ruffage> wanna f*ck?
<BionicSheep> why not?
<[RN]Liquid> sure
* BionicSheep puts ruffage and [RN]Liquid in his special room
<ruffage> mmm
<[RN]Liquid> mm
* BionicSheep slams the door and goes to get ready
<[RN]Liquid> taking off ur clothes
* BionicSheep turns a little valve outside the door
* BionicSheep watches as the room depressurises and ruffage and [RN]Liquid's heads explode
<BionicSheep> I win

Channel: #weeblorgy.
Hehehe, I love that channel.

[Nocashvalue]

<Beez> a/s/l?
<Shellfische> 15/f/uk
<Shellfische> u?
<Beez> 17/f/uk
<Shellfische> i was lying ;) Im actually male
<Beez> oh?
<Beez> what you wearing
<Shellfische> a thong
<Beez> male thong?
<Shellfische> no im trying my gfs clothes
<Beez> wtf
<Beez> thats wrong!
<Shellfische> im trying to work out how to undo the bra properly
<Shellfische> im not gay
<Shellfische> u wanna hav cyber?
<Shellfische> beez?
<Beez> you male?
<Beez> if not then no lol
<Shellfische> y
<Beez> i a gurl
<Shellfische> im a boy
<Shellfische> u wanna?
<Beez> k
<Beez> im wearing black thongs and a black bra btw
<Shellfische> sexy
<Shellfische> i lik it when da woman takes charge ;)
<Beez> you had practice takin off bra's wanna take mine off
<Shellfische> reaches round behind u and tries to tak da bra off
<Shellfische> da bloody clips stuck
<Beez> i like a man who can take a bra off
<Shellfische> bites the clip
<Beez> *rubs boobs*
<Shellfische> breaks the clip
<Beez> wanna suck my tits?
<Shellfische> suks ur nippls and gets milk all over mi face
<Shellfische> ur lik a cow lol
<Beez> :(
<Shellfische> sorry
<Shellfische> its bulls dat giv milk isnt it
<Beez> *strips naked*
<Beez> *pushes shell onto the bed*
<Beez> fuk me!
<Shellfische> accidently puts his cok into ur ear
<Shellfische> oops
<Shellfische> takes it out and puts it in ur pussy
<Shellfische> hello?
<Beez> lo
<Shellfische> u lik dat?
<Beez> *grabs shellfische dick and starts playing with it*
<Beez> you like dat
<Shellfische> yer
<Beez> yeah?
<Shellfische> ow u sqweezed it 2 hard
<Beez> can i give u a cyber bj?
<Shellfische> yer
<Beez> *leans over to shells cok*
<Beez> *puts mouth over it*
<Beez> *starts suckin*
<Beez> like dat?
<Shellfische> stumbles and chokes u
<Shellfische> oops
<Shellfische> yer
<Shellfische> its good
<Beez> lick my pussy some more
<Shellfische> liks ur pussy
<Shellfische> accidently bites ur clit
<Shellfische> oooopsss
<Shellfische> sorry
<Beez> u rnt takin this serious
<Shellfische> goes and gets sum bandags
<Shellfische> sorry
<Shellfische> i got carrid away
<Shellfische> i thought it was really real
<Shellfische> sorry mi little lobster
<Shellfische> ill be better now
<Beez> i fink
<Beez> i gotta suk some more
<Beez> u fink?
<Shellfische> yer
<Shellfische> just not 2 hard
<Shellfische> u might brek it
<Shellfische> lol
<Beez> oooh
<Beez> *suks sme more*
<Shellfische> mmm
<Shellfische> dats gud
<Beez> oooh yeah...
<Beez> gotta tell u sumit
<Shellfische> wut
<Beez> I'm a kid from some forum and this is all a joke every members doing it - FOOLARIZED
<Beez> mwahahhaha
<Shellfische> AHAHAHAHA
<Shellfische> WELL I GOT YOU THERE =P
<Beez> OWNED \o/
<Beez> wtf:p
<Shellfische> I'm the thread starter LMAO

hehehehe.
Bionicsheep, Ruffage is a forum member :p

[Beez]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

Dude who would of geussed it (i'm sure this is going to happen more than once...)

\o/

Thats class ^_^

[spongmonkey]

Oh the Brilliance. If only i could get Irc to work I would have endless fun.

[Weeman]

Didn't think to get the chat log but once, me and three friends managed to cyber this guy from school for an entire night. He still doesn't know about it and we're thinking of ressurectiong Lauren Osbourne for another night one day. (This time I'll be sure to get the log).


And that was quite a big coincidence you two.

[Mystical Parrot]

nocashvalue hadnt you noticed him on #weebl? :p

you're making me want to go and try it when i should be revising instead DAMN YOU!

i shall do it tomorrow tho :)

[streety]

Some of those are funny :D
I have never used irc... How do I use it? Where do I get it from?

[jimeh]

Warning: Explicit language.


Session Start: Tue May 11 22:19:59 2004
Session Ident: airforce
<airforce> hi missfit whats up
<Missfit> hii
<Missfit> asl?
<airforce> 26 male
<airforce> urs
<Missfit> 25 female
<airforce> where r u from
<Missfit> i like kinky sex ;)
<Missfit> im form britain
<airforce> me from india
<airforce> r u sexy looking
<Missfit> veery
<airforce> waw
<airforce> can i get to see u
<Missfit> no way!
<airforce> whay ur picture atlest
<Missfit> onyl if you send me a pic
<airforce> whats ur email
<Missfit> send it over mirc
<Missfit> dcc>send
<Missfit> right click my name first
<airforce> ok
<airforce> if u send me urs too
<Missfit> i will after i get yours :p
<airforce> proise
<Missfit> i promise yea
<Missfit> ill onyl send you pics if you send me yours
<Missfit> you there?
<Missfit> heeey
<airforce> yes
<airforce> wait
<airforce> accept it
<airforce> send urs
<Missfit> ummm
<Missfit> no
<airforce> why
<Missfit> because im really a man
<airforce> lol
<airforce> u think it was my pic
<airforce> lol
<Missfit> umm it is, right
<Missfit> wel you are from india
<Missfit> and that man looks pretty indian
<airforce> must be
<Missfit> come on send me a real pic of yourself
<airforce> r u crazy i ont until u send urs
<Missfit> i bet you're justa big fatt computer nerd
<airforce> no i am not
<airforce> i am handsome dude
<Missfit> send a pic then!
<airforce> u send urs
<Missfit> have you ever heard of weebl and bob?
<airforce> whats that
<Missfit> nothing...
<airforce> its u
<Missfit> yeah
<Missfit> now send a year pic of yourself
<Missfit> real*
<airforce> but u said u r a man so how usent a girls picture
<Missfit> i lied?!
<Missfit> i was just trying to scare you
<airforce> how do i trust u
<Missfit> that picture looks real, right?
<airforce> yeah i know
<airforce> u got another pic
<airforce> of urs
<Missfit> no, thats my only
<Missfit> i dont have a camera
<airforce> sweety should i really trust u
<Missfit> YES BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WILL TURN YOU INTO A GIANT MUSHROOM CLOUD AND SWEEP YOU INTO THE DISTANT FUTURE THROUGH
THE POWER OF TIME TRAVEL
<airforce> whts this now
<Missfit> sorry that was my little brother
<airforce> whats ur name u said
<Missfit> anji
<airforce> u r from where
<Missfit> britain
<Missfit> anji nickname
<Missfit> real name anja
<Missfit> anji sounds cuter
<airforce> ook
<airforce> r u catholic or what
<Missfit> im buddhist
<airforce> can i hav eur email
<Missfit> buddhistminion112323409@hotmail.com
<Missfit> when can we have cyber?
<airforce> u got msn mseenger
<Missfit> that is msn
<airforce> u got messenger
<Missfit> yes
<Missfit> i want to sex your face
<airforce> heelo
<airforce> can u wait i got a problem with my mouse
<Missfit> i want to sex you all over
<Missfit> even your gouche
<airforce> hello is that ur reall address
<Missfit> yes?
<Missfit> why isnt it working?
<Missfit> can we get back to business
<airforce> wait a oment
<airforce> wait u dont have a right email
<Missfit> yes i do!
<Missfit> must be msn pissing around
<Missfit> can we just get back to cyber
<airforce> whats ur email again plz
<Missfit> i want to violate your ass cheeks
<Missfit> <Missfit> i want to sex your face
<Missfit> <airforce> heelo
<Missfit> <airforce> can u wait i got a problem with my mouse
<Missfit> <Missfit> i want to sex you all over
<Missfit> <Missfit> even your gouche
<Missfit> <airforce> hello is that ur reall address
<Missfit> <Missfit> yes?
<Missfit> <Missfit> why isnt it working?
<Missfit> <Missfit> can we get back to business
<Missfit> <airforce> wait a oment
<Missfit> OH SHI....
<airforce> yes we can
<airforce> ur email plz
<Missfit> buddhistminion112323409@hotmail.com
<airforce> ok wait plz
<Missfit> HEY CNA WE CYBER ALREADY?
<airforce> will u wait i will give u a good fuck up ur love box
<Missfit> ooo kinky ;)
<airforce> ur ass
<Missfit> i want to flap your arsecheecks
<airforce> in between ur breast
<Missfit> i have 3
<Missfit> i was born like ot :'(
<airforce> what u got 3
<Missfit> yes
<Missfit> 3 breasts rounded off with 2 nipples
<airforce> u got three brest
<airforce> breast
<Missfit> yes
<Missfit> sorry can we get back to cyber
<airforce> hows tha possibel
<Missfit> i pull oput the whips and chains
<Missfit> then i whack you with my eth leg
<airforce> can i see ur 3 bresat i want to suck them
<Missfit> onyl in your mind
<Missfit> i dont have a camera remember
<airforce> waw i want to fuck up ur ass want it
<Missfit> i want to suck your bollocks ;)
<Missfit> go on then
<Missfit> describe it
<airforce> i spead ur ass cheeks
<airforce> and put my finger first
<Missfit> you push it in?
<airforce> and make it go round
<Missfit> ooooo
<Missfit> im groaning and juice is already dripping from my pussy
<Missfit> you still there?
<airforce> hey i want to find ur gspot in ur ass
<Missfit> go on then
<Missfit> go deeper
<Missfit> thats it!
<Missfit> PRESS HARDER!!!11
<airforce> yes
<Missfit> stick it in now
<airforce> i want to fuck ur hole
<Missfit> go on then
<Missfit> ill move in time
<airforce> hey guide me in
<Missfit> i gotta go baby
<Missfit> talk to you later
<Missfit> message me some time ;)
* Logging airforce to 'C:\airforce.QuakeNet'
Session Close: Tue May 11 22:20:19 2004


(downsized my post due to extreme largeness)

His pic (look down)

[bionic sheep]

Originally posted by Nocashvalue
Bionicsheep, Ruffage is a forum member :p

I know.

Also, Misfit, I got that guy. He just tried to talk to me. :(

Another one:

<BionicSheep> lo
<BionicSheep> asl?
<jaybs> 25 m philippines
<BionicSheep> 26 f uk
<BionicSheep> wanna cyber?
<jaybs> your working? what time is it there?
<BionicSheep> 4:20
<BionicSheep> just finished work
<BionicSheep> school teacher
<jaybs> what subject? married?
<BionicSheep> not married
<BionicSheep> class assisstant
<BionicSheep> gah, i've got ink all over me >:(
<jaybs> why r u not married? Still Ovrtime?
<BionicSheep> just haven't found the right guy
<jaybs> where did you get your alias? may udescribe yourself?
<BionicSheep> just a name i've had ages
<BionicSheep> and i fuck sheep, of course
<BionicSheep> still don't know why I haven't got a man, though
<jaybs> WHAT? you have a dick?
<jaybs> for how long?
<BionicSheep> uh, yes
<BionicSheep> i took some pills when i was 13
<BionicSheep> and then i became a woman
<BionicSheep> My real name's Miriam, btw
<jaybs> jaybee, your a native of UK?
<BionicSheep> yus
<BionicSheep> i'm native
<BionicSheep> I wear war paint and hunt people with spears, like most natives on my island
<BionicSheep> i live on a little island just off the coast
<BionicSheep> anyway, enough about me
<BionicSheep> what do you do?
<jaybs> what language are speaking there? there is a internet in that little island?
<BionicSheep> quite slow internet
<BionicSheep> we speak a variant of english called 'Leet Speak'
<jaybs> i'm a tax accountant here in one of the provinces Luzon. have you come here?
<BionicSheep> yes, once
<BionicSheep> i took the helicopter from our island
<jaybs> where? vacation? do you have any relatives here?
<BionicSheep> no
<BionicSheep> I was on . . . work, there
<BionicSheep> I'm really a secret agent
<BionicSheep> shh
<jaybs> what? hostess?
<BionicSheep> no, i work for the government
<jaybs> a secret agent. and thats doing work? a teacher? a helicopter pilot? an indian?
<BionicSheep> a spy
<BionicSheep> your government was getting dangerously close to the truth about the JFK assassination
<BionicSheep> I had to sort it out
<jaybs> does my country have a secret? hahaha. your kidding.
<BionicSheep> it doesn't anymore
<jaybs> are you a virgin?
<BionicSheep> no
<BionicSheep> sheep, remember
<jaybs> ah ok. even in your butt??
<BionicSheep> yes
<BionicSheep> by a short-sighted he gorrila
<BionicSheep> long story, i don't want to talk about it
<jaybs> how many men have you left crying?
<BionicSheep> lots
<BionicSheep> generally when they found out about my . . . problem
<jaybs> whats you'r problem? longhairs?
<BionicSheep> my cock
<jaybs> its small?
<BionicSheep> yus
<jaybs> then make it bigger... masturbate.
<BionicSheep> doesn't work
<BionicSheep> no balls
<BionicSheep> they fell off
<jaybs> why?
<BionicSheep> the pills i took
<BionicSheep> they make them fall off
<BionicSheep> :(
<jaybs> thenyou dont have a vagina?
<BionicSheep> nope
<jaybs> you bastard.. are you gay or something?
<BionicSheep> no, i'm curved edge
<BionicSheep> like straight edge, but more flexible
<jaybs> what that?
<BionicSheep> straight edge: no drugs, no drink, no sex, no cheese
<jaybs> your skinny?
<jaybs> whats your problem then?
<BionicSheep> I have a tiny cock, i shag sheep, i take mind bending sex-change drugs, i have no balls and I'm addicted to soap suds
<BionicSheep> did i miss anything?
<jaybs> hahaha. r u serious?
<BionicSheep> yes
<BionicSheep> I'm always serious
<BionicSheep> I'm a secret agent, remember?
<jaybs> ok.ok. your hiding something. thats why.. how tall r you?
<BionicSheep> oh yes! that's another problem
<BionicSheep> 2ft tall
<jaybs> ah. your a dwarf? a gay secret agent, with a short dick? am i right?
<BionicSheep> not gay!!
<BionicSheep> curved edge
<jaybs> good. seriosly speaking. lets meet..


:o
He wins. After all that, he still wants to meet?

[Patrick Moore]

bionic sheep...words cannot describe how funny that last one was...+'d

i tried doing this last night...but as soon as i said anything remotely wierd they ran away...

[smiley clown]

Maybe he was smart enough to figure you must have lied about everything....

[Ant2oo4]

Haha, what a great idea, your's are hilarious bionic!! :D
I'll have a go later tonight, #beginners is empty at the moment!

[jimeh]

Probs is my guy actually believed every word i said.

[Mellomeh]

I've got a funny chat log of me talking to a paedophile. It's quite long though, shall I still post it?

[streety]

I can't really see what could be amusing about talking to a paedophile... :confused:

[Mellomeh]

The fact that they don't understand that I'm blatantly winding them up. Well, until right at the end. Anyway, shall I post it? I'll put it in small text so it doesn't consume too much screen space.

[streety]

I think that the Paedophile wouldn't care if it was a wind up or not. They would get off on it all the same. I think that winding someone up that is just a horny teen is ok but when you start arousing paedophiles, that is just wrong.

[Mellomeh]

Fair enough, I shall not post it then.

[moog]

i love you, you filthy bunch of pervs

no paedo hilarity thank you

[streety]

How were you so sure that it was a paedophile?
You should report the username if you suspect it. The chat server would keep a log of their ip address.

[Ant2oo4]

This one sucks but I'll post it anyway:

<HornyLilBitch> wanna cyber?
<choto> 20/m/pk
<choto> yup
<HornyLilBitch> 17/f/uk
<choto> ofcourse
<choto> hi
<choto> bitch
<HornyLilBitch> Hi
<choto> whats up
<choto> r u still horny
<HornyLilBitch> oh yeah
<HornyLilBitch> asl?
<HornyLilBitch> ???
<HornyLilBitch> ???
<HornyLilBitch> ???
<HornyLilBitch> wanna cyber?
<choto> 20/m/pk
<choto> yup
<HornyLilBitch> 17/f/uk
<choto> ofcourse
<choto> okies
<HornyLilBitch> you start
<choto> so can i do anything 4 u
<HornyLilBitch> anything
<HornyLilBitch> you there babe?
<choto> yup
<choto> me here
<choto> u start
<choto> cuz i am horny too

*Rude Bit*

<HornyLilBitch> will you rub my cock?
<HornyLilBitch> and lick my balls?
<choto> lolllz
<choto> i know u r a guy
<HornyLilBitch> im shoving my dildo up your arse
<choto> go to ur mother she will do it 4 u
<HornyLilBitch> wanna meet up?
<HornyLilBitch> i want you to suck my balls
<HornyLilBitch> hahahaha
<HornyLilBitch> YOU'VE JUST BEEN PWNED!!!
<choto> u dont have any balls man cuz if u have any balls then u wont be a girl
<HornyLilBitch> im a pre-op transexual
<choto> no more chat
<choto> bye
<HornyLilBitch> please
<HornyLilBitch> i want you to suck me

[Mellomeh]

Originally posted by Streety
How were you so sure that it was a paedophile?
You should report the username if you suspect it. The chat server would keep a log of their ip address.
I'm sure it was one, sadly the conversation took place on msn so the IP address can probably not be traced.

[jimeh]

I freaked this guy out I think.

-
Start of teo1 buffer: Thu May 13 17:01:42 2004
Session Ident: teo1 (~teo@dsl81-215-14300.adsl.ttnet.net.tr)
<teo1> hi
<Missfit> hi ;)
<teo1> asl
<Missfit> 16 f uk
<Missfit> u?!
<teo1> 24m turkey
<teo1> how are u
<Missfit> horny as fuck
<Missfit> u?
<teo1> pic
<teo1> where are you now
<teo1> home..
<teo1> cafe
<teo1> *
<Missfit> im at home
<Missfit> on my own
<teo1> desciribe yourself
<Missfit> muscular
<Missfit> short
<Missfit> sweaty
<Missfit> bald
<teo1> ?
<Missfit> im actually 54
<teo1> why
<Missfit> and work in a taboggan making factory
<teo1> what you mean
<Missfit> i like to chat up middle age boys
<teo1> what is 54
<Missfit> and pose as a young teenager
<teo1> I see
<teo1> you are funy
<Missfit> then have cyber
<teo1> have fune
<Missfit> and degrade them to paedophiles
<teo1> I wish happy time for you
<Missfit> and you
<Missfit> chatting up children
<Missfit> YOU PEOPLE SICKEN ME
<teo1> okey
<teo1> honey
<teo1> take care yourself
<teo1> bye
<Missfit> IM A MAN, FS
<teo1> I know brother
<teo1> bye
<Missfit> and im also homosexual
<teo1> bye bro
End of teo1 buffer Thu May 13 17:01:42 2004

[dogincognito]

Originally posted by Misfit

<teo1> what is 54


lol. That was good, but you gave it away to quickly i think. wouldve been funnier to degrade him more :D

[eejit]

for anyone from the IRC looking for my entry, there was no-one in the beginners rooms etc.

and my ID is now stuck as Stacey.

[jimeh]

Mine's always Missfit when im cybersekksing.

[Chintzeh]

LOL! Those are hilarious! Had be laughing for ages, especially Nocashvalue's one where she kept saying her dad was coming in.. +'s for all of you!

[bionic sheep]

I'm BACK!

Sorry to bump the old thing, but whatever.

<NotForResale> Hey
<BionicSheep> lo
<NotForResale> a/s/l?
<BionicSheep> asl?
<BionicSheep> you first lol
<NotForResale> 17/m/uk
<BionicSheep> ooooh
<BionicSheep> 17/f/uk
<NotForResale> cool
<BionicSheep> wanna cyber?
<NotForResale> k
<BionicSheep> you start lol
<NotForResale> i liek it when the girl starts
<BionicSheep> okay
<BionicSheep> i'm wearing a massive spoon costume, with the words 'BUY MORE SPOONS' plastered across the front. I slowly undo the zipper, walking towards you
<NotForResale> i walk2wards u and trip :(
<NotForResale> i get up. ow. carpet burn :'(
<BionicSheep> i help you up and slowly get out some scissors
<NotForResale> i trip again and spiek my self with the sizzors
<BionicSheep> i cut your hair and eat it, all the while feeling your kidneys with my sharp claws
<NotForResale> i hit you on the head with a spade, bad kitty
<BionicSheep> i eat the spade and nail your cock to the floor
<BionicSheep> with a nail gun, they really turn me on
<NotForResale> ow
<NotForResale> i stick a spike up ur pussy
<BionicSheep> i am pranking you
<NotForResale> wut?
<BionicSheep> PWND
<BionicSheep> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12701

[Nocashvalue]

Bah. You fucktard :p
You really should think before you private chat me...

[bionic sheep]

I know it was you. :P

I was hoping to keep it quiet, no worries.

Why weren't you in #weebl? Then I could have avoided you.

But meh. I don't know.

Oh yeah, and in future don't try and prank the prankster. So you started this thread, that's life. But I am the King of Embarassing Horny Teens. ;)

[Dingbat]

Ah, fantastic, this thread is up again! I shall have to return to my "cybersekksing" duties.

[PlasticVicar]

slightley off-topic, but in the process of trying to sekks someone, i got this:

[19:06] <BrianR> hi, have you ever talked to a guy that likes to dress up in girls clothes???
[19:07] <Jenny12> yeah
[19:07] <BrianR> kool
[19:08] <BrianR> i love to do that too
[19:08] <BrianR> its really fun
[19:08] <BrianR> have you ever seen a guy dressed up in girls clothes??
[19:08] <Jenny12> yeah actualy i have
[19:08] <BrianR> very kool, who did you see dressed up

k, weird person.

EDIT:

Got someone


[19:44] <Joe15M> hi
[19:44] <hornychic13> hi asl?
[19:45] <Joe15M> 15/m
[19:45] <Joe15M> u?
[19:45] <hornychic13> 13/f
[19:45] <Joe15M> cool
[19:45] <Joe15M> whatyou do for fun?
[19:45] <hornychic13> wanna cyber?
[19:45] <Joe15M> sure
[19:45] <Joe15M> u got a pic?
[19:45] <hornychic13> no sorry
[19:45] <Joe15M> what ya look like?
[19:46] <Joe15M> i'm black hair, brown eyes 5'8 and slim
[19:46] <hornychic13> bout 5'3, blue eyes, mediumish blonde hair
[19:47] <Joe15M> sexy
[19:47] <Joe15M> what ya wearing ?
[19:47] <Joe15M> i got black jeans and boxers and white tee
[19:47] <Joe15M> give me colours of undies too please
[19:48] <hornychic13> jeens, with red thing under;)
[19:48] <Joe15M> ajnd ur top?
[19:48] <hornychic13> and black t-shirt, with red bra
[19:48] <hornychic13> why dont you take them off
[19:48] <Joe15M> stand up so i can see ya first
[19:48] <Joe15M> and come over to me :)
[19:49] <Joe15M> u got big boobs? what size?
[19:49] * Joe15M admires your body
[19:49] * hornychic13 comes over to Joe15M
[19:49] <Joe15M> and are u a virgin?
[19:49] <hornychic13> no
[19:49] * Joe15M kisses u and starts to pull off ur tee
[19:50] <Joe15M> how old were you when you first did it? have sex?
[19:50] * hornychic13 rips off ALL of Joe15M's as quick as pos
[19:50] <hornychic13> i was 12
[19:50] <Joe15M> how old was the guy?
[19:51] * Joe15M rips all yours off too
[19:51] <hornychic13> he was 13
[19:51] <hornychic13> any, enough about that, id rather forget

(sekksings)

[20:04] <Joe15M> u are too
[20:04] <Joe15M> you like that?
[20:04] <hornychic13> yeah baby you make me so horny
[20:04] <Joe15M> cool
[20:04] <Joe15M> suck my dick clean for me
[20:05] * hornychic13 sucks cum off dick
[20:05] <hornychic13> how does it feel
[20:06] <Joe15M> oh baby thats good
[20:06] <hornychic13> to have been PWND!
[20:06] <Joe15M> say what?
[20:06] <hornychic13> congrats, you have taken part in a study on horny fuckwitted teenagers that will do anything for cybersex.
[20:06] <hornychic13> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12701&perpage=15&pagenumber=1
[20:06] <Joe15M> :)
[20:07] <hornychic13> im realy a french stripper named kevin
[20:07] <Joe15M> oh sniff sniff
[20:07] <Joe15M> :)
[20:08] <hornychic13> you think im joking dont you lol
[20:08] <Joe15M> na i just couldnt give two shits
[20:09] <Joe15M> i had my fun
[20:09] <Joe15M> you had yours :)
[20:10] <Joe15M> later

[nNski]

Uber-bumpage! Just thought I'd contribute this little gem. Not sure if its a "you had to be there" kind of thing but it was rather amusing at the time. You dont usually get this sort of thing going on in the SWAT3 chatrooms (a computer game where you run around killing terrorists and rescuing hostages(I thoroughly recommend it BTW), the chatrooms are used to meet people and set up a game)
Just a couple of things the language filter censored:
Foots=b00bies
corny=horny, which explains the slight mentalness at the end when we were trying to get horny to come through.

At the end, Witch Nat and Pie are moderators on the official SWAT3 forums. The big bullet you randomly get is the mouse pointer. This would all be just a text log but SWAT3 doesnt allow you to highlight and copy text. This whole thing had to be mashed together from about 12 screenshots.

In case you can't guess I'm LA*nN*PD

http://members.lycos.co.uk/swatnn/temp/cybersex%20in%20swat3%202.gif

[Smeagle]

nN!!!!11! You're back! \o/

*dances with joy*



I know I see you almost every day anyway, but that's not the point.

And what a return :D

[bionic sheep]

Guess whose back?

<tony_mont> hi
<tony_mont> asl plz
<BionicShe> you first
<tony_mont> ladies 1st
<BionicShe> 17 f uk
<tony_mont> 21 m lebanon
<tony_mont> so what do u do in ur life
<tony_mont> heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<tony_mont> do u like doing sex
<BionicShe> i do dancing, astronomy, clay-pigeon shooting and making rockets
<BionicShe> yes
<BionicShe> lots of sex
<tony_mont> so can i see ur pic
<BionicShe> sorry, don't have one
<tony_mont> do u have a webcam
<BionicShe> no sorry
<tony_mont> so can we do it now
<tony_mont> i am waiting for ur answer
<BionicShe> yes
<BionicShe> you start :)
<tony_mont> okey
<tony_mont> take off ur clothes
<BionicShe> ooh okay
<tony_mont> what r u wearing now
<tony_mont> lingerie
<BionicShe> i slip out of my long, black dress and walk towards
<BionicShe> you
<BionicShe> could you do something for me?
<tony_mont> what
<tony_mont> is it
<BionicShe> pretend to be an alien
<BionicShe> i was abducted a while ago
<BionicShe> martians really turn me on
<tony_mont> somebody fucked you and you dont want
<BionicShe> i don't want what?
<tony_mont> who fucked you
<BionicShe> everyone
<BionicShe> i sleep around a lot
<tony_mont> so let us do it now
<BionicShe> okay
<BionicShe> i lie on a bench, strapped down. I'm waiting for you
<tony_mont> okey i am comming to u know
<tony_mont> okey i am comming to u now
<BionicShe> i look up into your eyes, and my eyes meet the huge probe in your hands
<BionicShe> ooh
<BionicShe> a probe
<tony_mont> i took u in my car and went to my chalet
<BionicShe> oooh chalet
<tony_mont> so u take off ur clothes
<tony_mont> and u were wearing a red string
<BionicShe> i lick the walls of the chalet and slide around a bit
<tony_mont> and than u make me nacked
<BionicShe> hehe, i shteal thy clothes
<BionicShe> i push you outside in the rain
<tony_mont> and u went out
<tony_mont> ok
<BionicShe> i shut the door and lock it
<tony_mont> and than what u did
<BionicShe> i go to the top window and laugh at you
<tony_mont> ok
<tony_mont> and than
<BionicShe> i throw things at you
<BionicShe> ooh, i'm getting really turned on
<tony_mont> so what have u done
<tony_mont> i am waiting under the rain hurry up
<tony_mont> plz i am freezing
<tony_mont> so u can go now
<BionicShe> i throw a knife into your face
<tony_mont> so u like to kill people
<BionicShe> it pierces the skin. i scream
<BionicShe> you fall down, dead
<BionicShe> i like killing people a lot
<tony_mont> oh what a pitty
<BionicShe> i'm a hit woman, you know
<BionicShe> i have a barcode on my neck
<tony_mont> i really like these women
<BionicShe> good
<tony_mont> what have u done to urself
<BionicShe> i watch, screaming as you re-awaken, and sit up
<BionicShe> you mutter 'brains' and start lurching towards me
<tony_mont> the barcode that u have on ur neck from where
<BionicShe> i've always had it
<tony_mont> from ur birthday
<tony_mont> i'd like to put my dick in ur ass
<BionicShe> i'd like to cover it in liquid nitrogen and snap it off in a single, fluid movement, and laugh a you scream in pain
<tony_mont> you imagine a lot
<tony_mont> look i have to go now
<BionicShe> okay
<BionicShe> bye, you sexy beast
<BionicShe> come back, so i can shex you some mre


Okay, that was a bit crap. But there's more!


<machinehe> hey
<BionicShe> lo
<machinehe> asl?
<BionicShe> you first
<machinehe> 17 m norway
<machinehe> u?
<BionicShe> 17 f uk
<machinehe> got a pic or a web cam?
<BionicShe> no sorry :(
<BionicShe> wanna cyber?
<machinehe> maybe
<machinehe> how do u look?
<machinehe> how do u look?
<BionicShe> quite tall, blonde hair, bright pink eyes, huge tits the size of the sun :)
<machinehe> mmmmmm
<machinehe> cyber?
<BionicShe> yes please lol
<BionicShe> you start
<machinehe> roleplaY?
<BionicShe> yesssssss
<machinehe> any ides?
<BionicShe> okay, you are a martian
<BionicShe> i was abducted by aliens a while ago, you know
<machinehe> whats a martian?
<BionicShe> aliens really turn me on
<BionicShe> a being from the planet mrs
<BionicShe> *mars
<BionicShe> they wear long, white coats
<BionicShe> they're very clinical
<machinehe> clinical?
<BionicShe> clean, y'kno
<BionicShe> with lab coats
<machinehe> oki
<machinehe> oki
<machinehe> big cocks?
<BionicShe> and long, long probes . . . mmmmmmmm
<BionicShe> no, tiny cocks
<BionicShe> big probes, though
<machinehe> oki
<machinehe> u been taken by a alien?
<BionicShe> yes, five times
<machinehe> tell me
<BionicShe> well, they abducted me using the old 'sneak up and hit them with a hammer' trick
<machinehe> ok
<BionicShe> then i woke up in a strange place,full of gyrating females and flashing lights
<BionicShe> i was in amsterdam when it happened, btw
<machinehe> ok
<BionicShe> they talked to me in a strange language
<machinehe> then what happend?
<BionicShe> it was like, "whhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo ttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeee ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccc cccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu?????"
<BionicShe> it was so scary
<machinehe> i bet it was
<BionicShe> then i passed out again. I think they probed me
<BionicShe> i woke up later, and they had sent an alien called 'Kevin' to look after me
<BionicShe> make sure i didn't escape
<machinehe> o?
<BionicShe> but i gave him the slip
<machinehe> slip?
<BionicShe> and managed to run, naked and cold, all the way back to my hotel
<machinehe> slip?
<BionicShe> get away from him, i mean
<BionicShe> i greased myself using some lubricant i found on the floor
<BionicShe> and slipped out of his grasp
<machinehe> oki
<BionicShe> but enough about me
<BionicShe> anything interesting ever happen to you?
<machinehe> no
<machinehe> no
<BionicShe> okay then
<BionicShe> still wanna cyber?
<machinehe> oki
<machinehe> u start
<BionicShe> okay
<BionicShe> i dress up like a man and start talking in a gruff voice
<BionicShe> what do you do?
<BionicShe> i like to dress up like men
<BionicShe> and then real men bukkakke upon my FACE
<machinehe> u do?
<machinehe> why?
<BionicShe> it's funneh
<BionicShe> i like bukkakke, you knoe
<BionicShe> lots of bukkakke
<BionicShe> i am your funky, spunky, munky of lovvvvvve
<BionicShe> do you like bukakke?
<machinehe> whats that?
<BionicShe> erm
<BionicShe> well
<BionicShe> when a mummy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy love each other very much . . .
<machinehe> 4 some?
<BionicShe> not quite
<BionicShe> it's when you spray me with cream
<machinehe> oi
<machinehe> oki
<machinehe> u like sperm?
<BionicShe> i lurve it
<BionicShe> i have it with strawberries
<BionicShe> did you know that whipped cream is actually only three quarters milk? and other quarter is whipped man juice
<BionicShe> fact
<BionicShe> they collect it
<BionicShe> you still there?
<BionicShe> honey?
<BionicShe> you want to rub cream on me?
<BionicShe> i'm ready for your cream


He'd gone.

I'm out of practice. :(

However, I found the best place ever for pranks. Go onto EFNet and join #sex. There are thousands of the buggers, ripe for the picking.

:)

[chrizby]

Originally posted by Streety
I think that the Paedophile wouldn't care if it was a wind up or not. They would get off on it all the same. I think that winding someone up that is just a horny teen is ok but when you start arousing paedophiles, that is just wrong.

what the hell are you talking about? its the same thing to pretend to be a little kid and reveal youre a man at the end or something.

and those last two convos were really long.

[Rood_Sepi]

Some kid from my old secondary school did something like this once. Unfortunatly he didn't seem to grasp the idea very well. He posed as a girl until the cybersex invitation, then got all weird and said he was a bloke before it even began.

I on the other hand will now unashamedly pose as a small Japanese girl in order to piss people off and (Hopefully) amuse you as much as you have amused me.

[nNski]

It's best to tell them you're from the FBI and agents are en route to their address

[Oli]

I tryed and failed. Better towards end. (Tis crap.)

<ROMANTICO> hi
<Beth235> hi
<Beth235> asl?
<ROMANTICO> 25 y/o man brazilian, single, u?
<Beth235> 24/f/uk
<Beth235> single
<ROMANTICO> ukrain?
<Beth235> no, britain
<ROMANTICO> ohhh sorry!
<Beth235> well more scotland
<ROMANTICO> nice!
<Beth235> on the border
<ROMANTICO> I see...
<Beth235> anyway, wana talk about naughty thingys!!
<Beth235> (sex)
<ROMANTICO> do u have a msn?
<Beth235> hehe
<Beth235> yeah
<Beth235> but it does'nt work at the moment
<ROMANTICO> why not?
<ROMANTICO> why?
<Beth235> dunno just does'nt , o well
<Beth235> we talk here, wana sex?
<ROMANTICO> I wanted to talk to you there
<ROMANTICO> so I could show u pictures and stuff
<ROMANTICO> web cam....
<Beth235> shame
<ROMANTICO> do u have pics?
<Beth235> nah, i've just got a new computer and i hav'nt put any thing on it yet
<Beth235> that does'nt matter though
<Beth235> fancy cyber?
<Beth235> im in a horny mood
<ROMANTICO> this is good!
<ROMANTICO> u like having sex then
<ROMANTICO> me too! a lot
<Beth235> yeah i little
<Beth235> *a
<Beth235> start?
<ROMANTICO> go ahead!
<Beth235> take off clothes
<Beth235> (i do
<ROMANTICO> let me take it then, tell me the size of your tits
<Beth235> and i put on my wizard hat, (just makes it more special)
<ROMANTICO> hummmmmmmm
<ROMANTICO> im at work now, cant get hard here!
<ROMANTICO> LOL
<Beth235> there bigguns
<Beth235> hmm,, i like your knob
<Beth235> it's so big
<ROMANTICO> yes it is
<Beth235> o sorry, g2g
<Beth235> bye bye xxxx
<ROMANTICO> and its hard just waiting for ya
<ROMANTICO> what?
<ROMANTICO> why?
<ROMANTICO> where are u?

Yeah right 25. What a loser. i did'nt have time to say im a guy, - so sad and gulable. That was first time and crap.

[Scribbly]

Hahah Scrambled, that is without doubt the best IRC conversation ever :)