NiNJA PiCS OF YOU!!

[scram]

:ninja:

It is ninja tradition for forum to post pics of the ninja.

You too can be ninja.

Ninja Scrambled have secret weapon of Wifebeater and Mini Cheddars.

Note stealthy Santa sneaking behind the ninja.

FACT: Santa is ninja.

note: Ninja instructions lost in time and cyberspace or until houseofninja.com pull their ninja fingers out of ninja arses and make site work again.

[Gothic]

The ninja picture...is brillence.

[stav]

here i come to save the day

http://cheesefarm.co.uk/weebl/shirtninja.jpg

instructions in link form to save us with shit connections

[moog]

hurrah. Old pic first but should have a new one with my lovely sword tomorrow. This is ninja with stealth torches.

http://www.nicebutwrong.com/images/ninja.txt

[Gothic]

I remember that website! I remember seeing it on the old forums!!!

[squealpiggy]

I'm about to double post, so sorry.

I own a sword. It is here, not exactly a ninja sword but it's still a cool sword. I use it for Ju Jitsu and for slicing cheese:

[squealpiggy]

And here is a ninja who has come back from the dead and joined a pirate crew. Yes, it's a zombie ninja pirate!

[*coo*]

tye dye ninja!

(yes i DO have to be dfferent :P)

[squealpiggy]

OK so it's vivid on a dark background but it's a near invisible disguise if you had to infiltrate a student market... or Glastonbury!

[Shadow_Keeper]

Ninjanessessess \o/

http://syncdrive.no-ip.com/pix/ninjapic.jpg

[Scribbly]

Originally posted by stavrosjr
here i come to save the day

http://cheesefarm.co.uk/weebl/shirtninja.jpg


awesome.

[electric gremmy]

First, i need digicam
Second, i need decent internet at home
Third, i need to be NINJA

[foxy]

:)

I have NEVER EVER understood the obsession with Ninjas....

Any enlightened person care to explain it to me?

[El_MUERkO]

Ninjas are the coolest thing since pirates, thats why Chris rocks so damn hard.

[PoofBird]

You cannot know the obsession, you can only live it.

You cannot understand the Ninja, you can only be one.

[electric gremmy]

Ninja are Ninja

'nuff said

[tungazzio]

:eek: Ninjaninjaninjaninjaninjaninjaninjaninja! Give me ninja! Aak. Sorry. I was ninja-ed away. I have some home-made shuriken(s?) and nunchukas. They are fun to use. I'm going trick or treating with some kiddies on Hallowe'en so I'm going as a ninja. I should hurry up and make some sais.

[tungazzio]

Originally posted by electric gremmy
Ninja are Ninja

'nuff said
A wise man once said 'ninja more than just ninja'. His words must be spread and known.

[scram]

Oi back to the posting of pics of yourself ninja-ised. None of that ninja zombie shenanigans neither.

And for the record, I've never understood womenses obsessions with going to the toilet together.

Wise man say some obsessions are not clear to some but obsess the few that they obsess.

[moog]

http://www.nicebutwrong.com/images/ninjapic.jpg

oh yeah, once you've got a sword no motherfizzle comes near you. Of course putting a t shirt on your head takes off some of the scariness, but hey...

[MU||37]

This is by far one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.

I want to be a stealthy ninja too, but I don't have a black t-shirt, hahaha.

[katox]

look at coo you twit! you don't have to wear a bloody black t shirt! :rolleyes:

~will edit this, with piccy later~

[SemiCircle]

i can't help but think this ought to be in chops and socks. (who am i to think that, though?)

myself, i'm about as un-ninja as they come. occasionally i wear black, but never around my face. it looks silly.

[FluffleFairy]

heh, ninjas ROCK!

[Weeman]

lacking any form of camera to use for this, I cannot show off my ninja coolness, :( :ninja:

[weebl]

I'm rating this thread 5 for 5abulous

[manny]

hey guys i think i did it wrong :confused:

http://www.tenka.co.uk/stuff/challengethread/paperhead.jpg

[Weeman]

Now THAT is a good ninja.

[scram]

Originally posted by SemiCircle
i can't help but think this ought to be in chops and socks. (who am i to think that, though?)

I don't know who you are but I don't like your tone.

Less complaining about where I put my thread and more ninja pics.

Chop chop.

Nice sword colonel! Please don't stick it in me.

[b_em]

Hon, clearly you're missing out on the essence d'la ninja.


The men: love it, makes them feel all tough and gives them an excuse to stand around dressed in black whilst occasionally spinning out and killing people.

The wimmin: love it cos the men look so darn sexy in those ninja robes.


To illustrate my point I request that Weebl post his ninja pic from previous forum.


*manny thats a mummy not a ninja poppet :)

[Shpox]

Mmm stav seems to have tutorials for everything. Wish i had a fuckign digi-cam. I put the shirt thingy on and gramps had all these swords he bought from cardiff , you know near the castle thingy ? the armour shop thing.. they were form there. ... I looked terribly sexy.. sorta looked like a terrorist too. :)

[eejit]

i just end up looking like Miss Taliban 1974

[squealpiggy]

None of that ninja zombie shenanigans neither.


No you misunderstand, that is a pic of me after I graduated from Ninja School, died, got raised from the dead by a NECROMANCER and then went for a career on the HIGH SEAS as a pirate (ninja zombie BSc.)

[weebl]

I see chatting but no ninja-ing. post pics and less waffling.

[nNski]

"Man who lay maiden in pantry get ass in jam."


''Fortune say man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy''

http://members.lycos.co.uk/swatnn/Pictures/ninja_removing_sword_md_wht.gif

[Mimi]

http://www.angelfire.com/pro/mimilyra/images/IMGP0345.JPG

I am ninja

[Old Chap]

Nice pose mimi

[Pie Priestess]

ok, i recently promised the colonel....so here's me
http://laroo212.tripod.com/ninja.txt


and my ninja-man!:love: http://laroo212.tripod.com/ninjalego.txt
legos rule!

[scram]

your eyes make me weak.

[Ly]

had a bit of trouble getting the mask on :(

but BEHOLD the blue ninja

[Shadow_Keeper]

1) My msn ninja pic I took a while back:
http://syncdrive.no-ip.com/pix/meninjapic.jpg


2) Trying to replicate The Shredder from TMHT
Note to self: Buy tinfoil

[GorillaBearBear]

Rawr - The white ninja - a force of good methinks

[Dibbie]

Mummy

Nuff said

[Mystical Parrot]

wow a ninja mummy ;)

[Seraph]

Hey, as demanded by Scrambled... here is my Ninja pic.

I guess the worst bit about this pic, is it actually does look like a shirt on my head :) Nevermind eh! At least i know i shouldnt try to become a ninja when i grow up!!

;)

[Mystical Parrot]

is that a real sword or was it photoshopped in?

[Seraph]

Originally posted by Mystical Parrot
is that a real sword or was it photoshopped in?

Tis real :p

That one is my brothers..
He lost his Black ninja ones that i was going to use, so i just borrowed that one.

Worked well enough :)

[squealpiggy]

Seraph looks like the badass ninja that kicks everyone's ass but the heroes and then the hero grabs "him" and pulls the hood off (as you do when fighting a ninja!) and voila... it's a chick!

[scram]

tell you what, ninja pics really show off the ladies with the amazing eyes! Very nice Seraph :D

We'll make a ninja of you yet!

[stav]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
Which is exactly why I'm NOT doing one :(

do it you have lovely eyes and so does Seraph and mostly all the ladies here

[squealpiggy]

Why? Do you look like Ben Turpin?

Ben Turpin ninja!

[Bob]

Wow, Seraph has beautiful eyes

[scram]

recognise game

im seeing a distinct lack of ninja secret weapons of choice.

Rectify.

[stav]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
I caved in: This is "Strike a Pose" Ninja... Inspired by Madonna's video "Vogue"

\o/ as i said you have lovely eyes

[DarkTrojan]

Someone wanted this... (it's weebl)

[Old Chap]

Nice weapon...

BTW what is \o/ mean?

[Pie Priestess]

Originally posted by Scrambled
im seeing a distinct lack of ninja secret weapons of choice.

Rectify.

Secret ninja weapons of choice: Pie Fork & Co-Ninja Back-up Ass Kicker
http://laroo212.tripod.com/ninja2.txt


P.S. Seraph's eyes win the prize! Sparkly BLUUUU!

[b_em]

A true ninja should have the power of improvisation, and the ability to disappear in a crowd.

We present our ninja.

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/ninja1sml.jpg


The ninja presents the weapon: a seemingly harmless boat.

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/ninja2sml.jpg


The ninja converts said boat into a deadly sharp killing machine.

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/ninja3sml.jpg http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/ninja4sml.jpg


With just one fluid movement, the ninja vanishes into the crowd. A close-up reveals our cunning ninja has transformed into the community's most trusted sister: a nun.

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/nun1sml.jpg http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/nun2sml.jpg http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/nun3sml.jpg


This ninja's versatility is not exhausted yet. With another swift movement, the nun is tranformed into an engineer.

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/engineer1sml.jpg



a truly dangerous opponent



*apologies for poor photo quality, it's a cheap cam and a very bright day :)

[Kari]

Originally posted by skoo
Unfortunately, nobody can be TOLD what the obession with Ninjas is.

You have to SEE it for yourself.

You seem to speak the truth...

But only maybe, because nothing is certain. :ninja:

[Seraph]

Originally posted by Pie Priestess

P.S. Seraph's eyes win the prize! Sparkly BLUUUU!

lol, thank you everyone.

It's weird how even with my full face - my eyes seem to be the focus of it all. :p

By the way... You're very pretty Priestess :)
I like everyone's ninja pics!
b_em, that was actually quite good, i like the steps, with or without an awesome cam - good idea!

Keep them coming everyone! I like seeing new ideas - it helps me with mine!

Yahoo! :D

Also..
BTW what is \o/ mean?

It doesn't MEAN anything...
It is a person - going hoorah or whatever.

\ = Arm. o = Head. / = Other Arm. \o/

[squealpiggy]

I like the \o/ idea. But look... <o_
It is a ninja doing a deathstrike!

[Dibbie]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nathan.kennedy/ninjadib.jpg

Weapon of choice? His and hers matching Colonel Swords. Nuff said.

[bass_kid]

ninjas rule! :ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:

[Shadow_Keeper]

http://syncdrive.no-ip.com/pix/blackninja.jpg

I am the black ninja

It looked better in the msn convo window though

Weapon: Me: My ability to scare those in the same accomodation area as me...

[moog]

Originally posted by Dibbie
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nathan.kennedy/ninjadib.jpg

Weapon of choice? His and hers matching Colonel Swords. Nuff said.

I think my pants just went small...:D

[EasyTiger]

Ninja EasyTiger.

Not a good pic, but it's the only time i've been a ninja, I have no other pics.

[MU||37]

I was looking through these pics and almost choked on my food from laughter. I just wish I had one of those webcam digital bastard cameras, whatever they're called. I'd be the mexi-ninja supreme.

[ike]

what th...
i'm getting a feeling of de-ja-vu.

oh yes, i started a 'ninja pics' thread way back in September.. but hardly anyone seemed to take notice.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums//showthread.php?s=&threadid=202


see, i'm such a skillful ninja, EVEN MY THREADS ARE STEALTHY!1111!1@#%&

*deep breaths*

and so.

[PoofBird]

hadn't posted here yet...

hifi pics will come lat0r

[PeePers]

Originally posted by ike
what th...
i'm getting a feeling of de-ja-vu.

oh yes, i started a 'ninja pics' thread way back in September.. but hardly anyone seemed to take notice.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums//showthread.php?s=&threadid=202


see, i'm such a skillful ninja, EVEN MY THREADS ARE STEALTHY!1111!1@#%&

*deep breaths*

and so.
That hat
it is my 3rd(or 4th) god
:notworthy

[Stevotheclown]

Oooooooh. Me a ninja.

[*coo*]

you nine

[Stevotheclown]

What do you mean im nine?

[*coo*]

no. i meant he looked nine years old

maybe ten if your lucky

[Stevotheclown]

I am 14. I may not look it, but i am.

[PeePers]

Originally posted by *coo*
you nine
lets not talk about how old we look shall we?

[Stevotheclown]

Yes. Back to ninjaness.

[eejit]

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/011103-ninj0r.JPG

FACT: ninjas wash fully clothed in dry baths.

[Gothic]

Yet one of the coolest ninja pictures EVER!

[[murray]]

http://snipe.visualcode.co.uk/~murray/Halloween/Ninja1.jpg
http://snipe.visualcode.co.uk/~murray/Halloween/Ninja2.jpg

If they dont come up automatically, click on them, from the party I was at last night.

Edit: Yes theyre me.

[Smeagle]

I'll try to get a better one later, with weapons etc, and hopefully find someone to take it for me so I can get a proper stance.

Anyway. Ninja!

[Magpie]

I like your eyes.

I may have to steal them eventualy.

[Pigabuff]

Yeah! I'll join with this one........just as soon as I find y camera! :(

Instead here's ninja evil eyes! enjoy ;)

[jonno1234]

my ninja (i know wrong ninja):(

[jonno1234]

anyone here seen kung pow that is a mint film

[snord]

y is evry 1 so weird??? it only is fighting an stuff! also rugby football and cricket r weird spesally rugby cos all they do iz beat each other up it iz dim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !:p

[EasyTiger]

4nd j00 n33d t0 l34rn h0w t0 typ3 y0ung m4n!

[weebull]

PH43R me

[oppernaR]

Ninjaaaaaaaaaah!

oppernaR the evil Ninja of Anarchy actually..

[eleanor]

The film "Kung Pow" is gratuitous in its wrongness.

Here am I...... White Ninja! :D Weapon of choice: teaspoon.

[oppernaR]

More Evil Ninja of Anarchy!!!

[el bandito]

The purpose of a Ninja is to flip out and kill people.

[PeePers]

Originally posted by oppernaR
More Evil Ninja of Anarchy!!!

WOAH
3 low lands thingies
You rock
:)

oh and the ninja-ness is cool also
:D

[FoxTrot]

Originally posted by oppernaR
More Evil Ninja of Anarchy!!!

it slightly dims the effect that its a kitchen knife and the bangles

[oppernaR]

It's not a kitchen knife, it's just a simple boyscout's knife (by lack of better), and four Lowlands thingies (the green one -2000- likes to hide behind the blue one -2001-).

Hey, it's the best I could do, and I like it :evil:

[eleanor]

Originally posted by PeePers
WOAH
3 low lands thingies
You rock
:)

oh and the ninja-ness is cool also
:D
peepers peepers peepers! did you notice my white Ninja status? :D Partly because I have no black t-shirts, partly because white Ninja Is Best.

[PeePers]

woah
pretty white ninja-lass
:)
*runs from Al*

looking cool, ill get my ninja pic up somewhere soon as well

[oppernaR]

Originally posted by eleanor
peepers peepers peepers! did you notice my white Ninja status? :D Partly because I have no black t-shirts, partly because white Ninja Is Best.

The only true dark ninja is the Black Evil Ninja of Anarchy!

And besides, if you don't know Lowlands you don't know Anarchy!

But White Ninjas look cute :D

[ike]

what's the use in a white ninja?
unless you're planning on breaking into an igloo or something.

[jonno1234]

i agree and kung pow is cool but weebl is cooler if it is a word and i LOVE the new adverts:weebl: :weebl:

[freddiestarfish]

crappy ninjanes of me

although i have the right weapons

[Jimmaw]

Originally posted by freddiestarfish
crappy ninjanes of me

although i have the right weapons

Looks like you have pants on your head!
yay for ninja-ness

[ThePoopSmith]

DID YOU KNOW?


ninjas attack people with cheese at random

ninjas are also pirates

ninjas are work at chinese restaurants

ninjas kill kittens

-ThePoopSmith

[eleanor]

White Ninja (http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/)

and now, for one of (l-r) me, Al and his mate Laurence as ninjas, one night before going out. \o/ :rawk: Weapons of choice: teaspoon, my head (apparently :confused: ) and a CD.

[L'Anarchiste]

WOOO!
Ninja's rock
!!!

[I_Am_Death]

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/games/ff/ffIX/vivi9.gif

i like NinJahs

[L'Anarchiste]

You no like Ninja. You become Ninja.
Heeeee-ya!

[eejit]

http://www.theharrywraggs.com/albums/album14/DSCF0025.sized.jpg

a kick in the arse for an old thread thats too good to die

me on the right.

[magic_pea]

sorry about the crappy quality, i took it with le webcam. Enjoy!

[Markeh]

lots of me in ninjah mode

[Ninja Duck]

Originally posted by Scrambled

FACT: Santa is ninja.


Dude... you know it too? I so totally sent something to b3ta.com for the crimbo compo about santa being ninja, but my website crashed, dude, so now I can't post the image! Bummer.

I'll edit this post with the image as soon as my site comes back up.

EDIT:

http://tuahan.com/gumfish/saninja.jpg

[Markeh]

ARRRRRRRRRR

[Haircut]

Originally posted by stavrosjr
here i come to save the day

http://cheesefarm.co.uk/weebl/shirtninja.jpg

instructions in link form to save us with shit connections
You sir...are my hero.

[scram]

Some ninja are evil

http://cheesefarm.co.uk/scram/evilninja1.JPG

but sexy

http://cheesefarm.co.uk/scram/evilninja2.JPG

beware

[vampiress]

nothing like a horny ninja
:jam:

[Markeh]

come get some

[Pie²]

OMG A NINJA MARKEH!!!

[Zip]

http://www.hackernetwork.com/flash/stickdeathx.shtml

WHOOO YEAH!!!! NINJA STICK MEN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Markeh]

ive got 2 many of these

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

cleverly disguised by the sacred NINJ4 hoodie!

[Ninja Duck]

This may very well be a stupid question, but can anyone give directions on how to wrap a piece of cloth like a ninja mask?

[eleanor]

I think if you google "shirt ninja" it turns up the site we all used.

Re-posting from the pics thread: hair ninja! :D

[Chookmeister]

Aiiiiii

[GreatE]

This is not a pic of ninjas, but link to ninja pics!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[Ninja Duck]

Originally posted by eleanor
I think if you google "shirt ninja" it turns up the site we all used.

Re-posting from the pics thread: hair ninja! :D

Got it. Nice pic, by the way. Seems like the odd kind of thing the people at b3ta would like.

[chompisen]

:)

[scram]

i smell photoshop.

Ninjapics should be 100% REEEEL!!!

[Luk$kyWok]

http://www.foodforthemoon.com/ninja/video/RUPSpecialEdition.mov

ninja movie!!!

[LosChimpos]

Me and my friends displaying our true Ninja powers...

[chompisen]

yeah cool

[Youlikeyams?]

nice glow.

[StuB]

How do ninjas wash their hair?

[Luk$kyWok]

they dont... filthy animals!

[JTDemon]

Originally posted by 3v1l |\/|1NiOn
cleverly disguised by the sacred NINJ4 hoodie!
got me one of those.... it so warm... like a ninja's blade fresh after battle ..snuggly!

[Mushroom]

i don't have a sword (or anything like that) or even a decent camera, but i'm going to try and do a ninja pic sometime soon...
...try ;)

[Pigabuff]

erm, mushroom, you'd better delete that pic in your sig, it's faaaaarrr too big!

the biggest size you can hove is 15k i think, and yours is like 40k!

[Mushroom]

Originally posted by Pigabuff
erm, mushroom, you'd better delete that pic in your sig, it's faaaaarrr too big!

the biggest size you can hove is 15k i think, and yours is like 40k!
Oh, sorry - didn't know that :/
i'm obviously too used to b3ta!

(yes yes, i know, i should read the faq board...)

sorted now anyway :)

[Pigabuff]

Originally posted by Mushroom
Oh, sorry - didn't know that :/
i'm obviously too used to b3ta!

(yes yes, i know, i should read the faq board...)

sorted now anyway :)

nice :)

:D good change, thats a little funny ;)

heh, lemmings :)

[seaempty]

Winter Ninja. Toasty warm!

[Mushroom]

Yay! done one.
Sorry the quality's not too good, my camera's not brilliant and the lighting's a bit dodgy in here.
http://www.zen21902.zen.co.uk/ninja.jpg

[BlueHippo]

i have NO idea what im doing...

[the architect]

i cant see it

[eleanor]

lo!

[eXtremer]

Real ULTIMATE Power! (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)
Official ninja site!!

[ZekeyLizard]

My first post ever in Besterest Threads.
And I bring you a Giant Ninja!!!!

OMG!
WTF!!!!111!!1111oneoneoneoneeleventy

Sorry.
I just blew up the GIF a few sizes.

[eleanor]

grr... post pics of forumites as ninjas or post nothing at all.

[Nights]

Norway might not have as many wild and exotic animals as Kenya (I.e Lions and tigers), however, it does have a fair population of Ninja.

Ph33r NinjaNights.

[queenofself]

heh was just transferring stuff from puter to puter & found my ninja pic. how i wish i still had a webcam so i could stick a t-shirt around my head & do it all over again :(

[hopperwithazing]

what are those...thingies coming out of your head?

[queenofself]

they were my weapon of choice...devil hair-pins, a force to be reckoned with

[yanisdude]

Here are my weapons
:ninja:

[yanisdude]

my weapons

[yanisdude]

sry computer being dumb the images are blank and i apologize for triple post

[Skater_kin]

www.realultimatepower.net

the official ninja website - fuckin hilarious

[BigShimmeryWall]

evenin' all...

[Desolate_cheez]

:ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:

:ninja::ninja:



:ninja:

[OMGLIEKKEWL]

*whispers* I think she's a muslim... :cool:

[weebl]

I know you're an idiot.

[Desolate_cheez]

who's she?

eh?

[Dr_nwa]

Ahem.
Thread onto the tracks.
me, ninja style on my college's feast day.
Please excuse my lack of ninja weapons, my ninja goat of darkness had wandered off for a cigarette...

[Youlikeyams?]

meh. +

[Bellamy]

Oh shit! I bet ppl would get scared n stuff if u walked up to them holdin that! The wrenching wrench of doom!! lol!! no ninja pics as yet, but ninajs r cool

[Towedwart]

Not sure if anyone posted this, for ther are many pages on this thread...
so, Ninja Super Site! Real Ultimate Power (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)

[JaggedG]

Name: JaggedG

Weapon of choice: Hand Grenade

[Noot]

my weapon of choice: Mab she's asleep or i'd use her

Ph34R teh cuteness!!!

[ThePek]

Interesting ninjas.

[Hiddenpower]

Raaar

[lellykelly]

i wanted to be a pink ninja really

Edit: sorry its so big, i can't re-size them.

[Pwnage]

i don't think a pink ninja would have the same amount of scaryness...prove me wrong

[Pwnage]

pinkerbell as a ninja? muahaha

[Pwnage]

:eek: wow! nice. now a pink ninja then ^_^

[DarkTrojan]

Originally posted by Noot
my weapon of choice: Mab she's asleep or i'd use her

Ph34R teh cuteness!!! *PH34RS* :eek:

[lellykelly]

Originally posted by Pwnage
:eek: wow! nice. now a pink ninja then ^_^

I will soon :D

[Pwnage]

*PH34RS* :eek:

i am ph34ring you leet master

[Vibro Eggs Yolk]

People, I know its not exactly a photo but how could we forget

:D :D :D

[Angry God]

http://saturos.home.comcast.net/images/ninjacat.jpg

[oppernaR]

Come on, bunch of smappy bastards!!!

It's Ninja Pics of you :evil:

So stop spamming (and posting that true ninja link, it's on every bloody page!) and post the required pictures, or I'll come after your sorry arses!

..in the true ninja style, when it's dark and you're alone, dropping on your neck when you least expect it, from places where no other mortal being could have been waiting in hiding for hours, waiting for his victim to come along, and cutting your throat so fast you won't notice what happened untill five steps later your head falls off. So be advised.

[Toothpaste]

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.



Facts:



1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.



Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).





Q and A:.





Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.



Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.



Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

Quote taken from http://www.realultimatepower.net/.

Go visit it :)

[oppernaR]

I can't believe you... :(
I'll kill you soon... real soon...
I hate you so much!

[Noot]

what part of ninja PICS*are you people not understanding?












*of you, obviously

[xanthateto]

Ninjaaaaaaaaa! With a sword marked by the Tudor Rose! Very Japanatic!

[Humphro]

Took this a few weeks ago.

It's on humphro.deviantart.com aswell

[[murray]]

Ninjaaaiiiii

Notice the I am Ten Ninjas shirt diesel sweeties, if its visible. I forget.

[[murray]]

Sorry for double post, but...

[JaggedG]

That looks bad for your chair! :shock:

Anyway, cool. Gotta have all black if you're ninja.

[Lovely_Donkeh]

Messie room! Go clean up!

[[murray]]

Thats not my room, they were taken at a friends house.

My room is far messier.

And his chair is knackered anyway.

[LeoZ]

arrrrrr

tis a genuine ninja
( tis not me in a balaclava)

[vampiress]

http://vampiress144.com/pics/ninja.jpg my first attempt at ninjaness.

watch out for my fightiung sharpies...
http://vampiress144.com/pics/ninja2.jpg

[ninj4_dude]

http://vatte.xepher.net/art/ninja.gif

[ninj4_dude]

http://www.dreamers.com/losvaize/images/mgs/ninja.jpg

[Dr_nwa]

Oi.
Ninja pics of YOU

[bishbob]

Some of these people look like drunk kids with black linens wraped around their head.

[eggmuffin]

Most of them are.

The rest seem to be forgetting that the ninjas were originally hitmen, assassins and mercs.
A quite nasty lot actually.

[scram]

You clearly don't know anything about ninja.

[ebonyglider]

WOAH.

This thread is sweet and that's a fact!

[Finch]

G2 love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles ffs ^__^
ps. hi im new

[Empty Pie Dish]

we can notice your new

its ninja pics of yourself

btw welcome

[scram]

Look this is really pissing me off.

I'll get the powers that be to rename the thread to pics "of YOU" so that you tards who don't read the first page of a thread can fucking understand the complex theme of this thread.

A "[anything else = ban]" would be nice as well.

[Cap'n Zola]

Originally posted by eggmuffin
Most of them are.

The rest seem to be forgetting that the ninjas were originally hitmen, assassins and mercs.
A quite nasty lot actually.

I don't claim to be an expert but :slash: You're totally wrong! Ninjas are the ones who study Ninjitsu, a form of martial art! They weren't hitmen or anything! That's all in the movies, fool!

I apologise for not being able to contribute further but my webcam is on my other computer. :(

[piemaster]

I am the ninja of Punk.
I am so dangerous you cannot see me.
I'll Flip out at you like an egg flips out of a pan.
Mess with me, and i'll never upload the greatness.
I am the NOOB NINJA!!!

[Pyromaniac619]

Look there is a ninja! Epp. Lok tere are more ninja! YAY!http://www.oddessy.com/Uniforms/Ninja.jpg

[pies_for_you]

pink?

[C T M]

Not sure if this counts, but I just made this pic and think it goes in line with the thread to an extent

Edit: I just looked at teh first post and it says nothing about having to put yourself in the pic, just has to be about ninjas..

PS Dendrobates kick ass, search for them on google!! :)

[killsteel]

Hi guys. I'll put a pic up if you want it...

:ninja:

[PsYKs]

this was taken at AYAcon 2003. its amazing we were able to stand up and pose after so much alcohol.

[[murray]]

Originally posted by Cmon_the_meh
Not sure if this counts, but I just made this pic and think it goes in line with the thread to an extent

Edit: I just looked at teh first post and it says nothing about having to put yourself in the pic, just has to be about ninjas..

PS Dendrobates kick ass, search for them on google!! :)

Isnt the fact that the thread is called Ninja Pics of <b>YOU</b> enough of an indicator? And the fact that on recent pages people have been getting told off for posting non pics of them?

:rolleyes:

[freddiestarfish]

Blue ninjas use crossbows dont they?

[C T M]

Originally posted by [murray]
Isnt the fact that the thread is called Ninja Pics of <b>YOU</b> enough of an indicator? And the fact that on recent pages people have been getting told off for posting non pics of them?

:rolleyes:

Oh yeah, maybe I shouldnt post in the mornings from now on :o But I'm actually a small blue frog, so we can just pretend it was me in a bruce-lee style tracksuit.

[Tsugaru]

ahh, but the truth about the ninja are that they have no real cool sword to go shinobi on ppl that dont even know they're there (hence santa,) but they usually just had like a long piece of cheip metal with cloth wrapped around one end. on most occasions, the sword would be a one time use thing. 3 -step program: run, stab, buh-bye. they did this cuz the sword wasn't really much of their style.

I dont know if this is true or not, some guy obsessed about ninjas told me last week :ninja:

http://www.kokoromoyase.hpg.ig.com.br/figuras/ninja.jpg
Get Em Dude!

btw im so new that this is my first post! :weebl:

[Sir Weebl]

Cool!Nice Ninja pics.I like the sword.

[BigShimmeryWall]

The slightly bored silver ninja

[i-am-the-eggman]

lol, crinkly:p

surely that would attract too much attention towards a stealthy attacker such as a ninja (hark, whats that metallic crunching sound? arrrgh!) still looks cool though

[Smitty]

http://www.qsl.net/k3who/ninja2.jpg

[darylcooper]

i want to be a ninja but my silly silly digital camera is messed up. I look so uber cool!

[Giko]

I'm a Powerfull ninja !!

[Winston]

Scuse me, think im gonna go terrorise some kiddies

[canazza]

Here be mine

[Smeagle]

Originally posted by Winston
Scuse me, think im gonna go terrorise some kiddies
Holy shit! That's bloomin' scary :eek:


You have an impressively maleable brow :D

[Ghost]

Hehe........I've tried this! I can't show you my picture now because I'm at school but I can tell you this........I look way sillyier than any of you!!

[argh]

I'm a Ninja, Ninja's are stealth!

[bob the apostle]

small but deadly

edit: wow that was a lot bigger than I expected :confused:

[GreatE]

BEWARE: The Navy Ninja! (with boobs and eyeliner)


http://www.cis.strath.ac.uk/~dodonnel/Emily/E_ninja.jpg

[woobi]

http://myrthco.com/art/fan/ninja.jpg


does this count as ninja or crapsticles

[PoofBird]

ninja PICS of YOU

note the caps :mad:

[argh]

I ninja again......

[woobi]

but you see it could be m....

wait no it couldnt

im am not a cartoon

srry

[konstapeln]

Here I am, the Swedish NINJA!
(sorry for the bad quality, NINJA picture take with non NINJA webcam)
Enjoy!

[SWE]

the third Swedish ninja will infiltrate this thread soon... beware!

[Cloud]

Originally posted by BigShimmeryWall
The slightly bored silver ninja

look more like some guy in a helmet :P

Originally posted by freddiestarfish
Blue ninjas use crossbows dont they?

nice shuriken

[Pringle]

...

[laurenceeffect]

Well, the photo I was going to post seems to already be here... <gives Eleanor a hard look> so I guess I'll just have to use a different one!

<rummages>

<continues to rummage>

Oh yeah, and first post, too. \o/

{edit} Oh yeah, I'm on the right, the deadly CD ninja!

[GaLaXy]

Cool pictures =)

[Katie_D]

I just took this. I made a slightly better one after but this will surfice.

BEHOLD MY NINJA-NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShoX-17]

:D

i am ninja :P! :ninja:


*note - do not drink 12 cans of irn-bru at 2am or this happens*

[gogodidi]

about 1 and a half years ago, I was outside with my friends, and there was a group of people dressed in ninja clothing on the football pitch, and they were all fighting with swords and knives and stuff. it was awesome!

[munky]

So have you kicked teh Heroin habit now Gododidi?

[Spooony]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINJA GAIDEN ROCKS!!!!!!!

[evilchicken]

haha my ninja-ultra-heroic-rockstar alter ego comes into play once more!!!
TREMBLE BEFORE DANGER LAD!!!!!

[safetyhamster]

aha! i will foil your ninja festival with my power ranger errr........ powers!

[happy thing]

nobody will know me, with my ninja clothing

[Timmeh]

These aren't photoshopped, I promise, I really do have a black belt in Kung Fu :p

Decided to use a wooden sword due to the high chance of limb/kidney removal with a metal live bladed one!

[blondieloz]

hehe, here's me and my ninjaness
http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zESrvyAQ7Er6__JoXVc1tUR74DUGTWqhc8NbRR-

[JaggedG]

These aren't photoshopped, I promise, I really do have a black belt in Kung Fu :p

Decided to use a wooden sword due to the high chance of limb/kidney removal with a metal live bladed one!

Beautiful hurricane kick! (I think.) Nice form, at any rate.

[skatingtortoise]

this is a site to make PAPER ORIGAMI SHURIKEN OF FuuuuuuuRY!!!!!!

Heeya. And stuff.

linky:

http://www.ninja-weapons.com/rangedweapons/shaken/origami_shuriken.shtml

WARNING. IF USED PROPERLY THESE THINGS HURT!!!!!!

[UrbanSloth]

Evil Crow Stance! But why look at me motionless? check http://dentith.tripod.com/ninja.html!!

[Frogbowl]

Umm hi. I'm new and I have no idea what to say. Yay!

[scram]

Super.

Now, ninjas sometimes have to partake in everyday tasks.

This ninja is about to go kill wasps surrounding a fruit tree and remove all the fallen fruit.

A very dangerous task - yet the ninja fears not.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Scrambled/waspy.jpg

[foxy]

You were so cute like that...

[TEX_Cougar]

\o/ Scram, wasp fighter elite :D

Ive been meaning to do a ninja pic of me for a while, maybe tomorrow...