Recruitment for The Cause: Join now and get a free lollypop...this is not a bribe.

[Norbington]

Are you feeling lost and bewildered by the giant orange(sometimes argued to be blue) haze that we call the Weebl and Bob forums?

Do you feel you may need some protection from the big and scary people outside of this lovely beginner's section?

Do you want to aid in bringing forth the apocolypse?

And finally, do you like pie?

If you answer yes to all these questions then why don't you help us by letting us help you?

Join the army of PieKaos, Norbert the Norse God and Manwe and become our minion, help us bring about the apocolypse and also aid us in the destroying of our worst enemy Martha Stewart!!

By joining our army not only will you meet lots of interesting and new people in the form of other minions and ourselves but you will also be part of the greatest army ever seen on this here forum.

Added extras to joining this army are

1. A well organised Hierarchy which can be climbed slowly but steadily
2. Bountiful amounts of regular, god and H pie
3. Giant hams
4. Dancing bananas
5. A sense of security
6. Lollipops

Can you really think of a reason not to join us and help us make the world a better place?

Join us today and become part of something that really matters!


P.S. when you join the cause you will gain access to a new and exciting, previously hidden, part of the forums.

P.P.S. To join the cause simply PM Destrukto.

[Destrukto]

Succesfully stickified...

The Cause needs YOU!

[freddiestarfish]

ooh
this looks fun


add me...

[Nanaki]

Yeah why not.
For the sake of pie I would die, hehe

[Shimmy]

Erm, can i be added pleez

good idea btw

[Norbington]

this thread is just here for show you know

if you people want to be added you have to PM one of us otherwise I'm just going to ignore you

[freddiestarfish]

well, you attempted to ignore me, by leaving.
anyhoo...

[Peachey]

I am redy to sacrifice my self to the cause

P.S. Can we add Justin Timbirlake to the Evil Ones

[Death]

i would like to join the cause..... please.

[Pixel]

i wanna join!!!!!


you forgot magic pie..

do we have to get all our rankings again? or do we stick with the ones we had?

[Jonny]

hey, you asked me to join.... so here i am! :)

[Pixel]

good on you!

[Jimpy]

I guess Ill join :o

[Smeagle]

Norbington said:

this thread is just here for show you know

if you people want to be added you have to PM one of us otherwise I'm just going to ignore you

[Jimpy]

yay :D I change my mind anyways

[PeePers]

is it cool not to join the cause or somming?

[Hydralisk]

In response to peepers question:-

No.

joining cause=coolness, bannanas + PIE!

[Anti - Squirrel]

I've never been one to do things just because they're "cool".

I have no piercings!!!

[itchy]

geeze people, PM them. don't just sit here, and wait for something to happen!!!! because nothing will..... and when nothing happens, you loose.

[CheHamstera]

hello Cause types. your offer sounds very interesting, and i would like to make a few more friends on these boards than i have enemies, but i would like to clear up a few points:

Are you feeling lost and bewildered by the giant orange(sometimes argued to be blue) haze that we call the Weebl and Bob forums?

it's a strange new forum and i keep hitting the wrong buttons. i think we all feel a bit lost

Do you feel you may need some protection from the big and scary people outside of this lovely beginner's section?

people do like to pick on me in general pap, but i probably bring most of that on myself...

Do you want to aid in bringing forth the apocolypse?

i don't know - would i be on the winning team?

And finally, do you like pie?

would i be here otherwise?

Join the army of PieKaos, Norbert the Norse God and Manwe and become our minion

i don't actually do minioning. it's the ego and sense of self worth that gets in the way

aid us in the destroying of our worst enemy Martha Stewart!!

any friend of middle America is an enemy of mine! was that whole scandle your doing?

anyways, dancing nanas and giant hams sound like just my sort of thing (but giant dancing hamsters would be more appealing), but is their a place in your army for someone of a rodenty and left-wing nature who isn't keen on hierarchys but does want to overthrow the establishment?

[itchy]

n00bs, you should all join the cause. you'll probably enjoy it. i know i'm enjoying it, even tho i dont really know what i'm doing yet.... i still like it, and i'm a n00b in the cause...

join, and you will receive plentiful dancing bananas;:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

and you will gbet some badgers too :badger: :badger: :badger:

woo! hooray!

[Destrukto]

lol, seems like we should post "PM Destrukto, Norbington or Spooneh" alternately in this thread :D

[Mik]

Count me in :D.

Hurrah!!!

[Furry Vegetable]

The cause shall bring peace and harmony young forumite, providing a safe and sheltered environment for those poor, vulnerable souls who cannot find solace in the other world.

We shall embrace those who seek us, and pray for those who don't.
But never shall we be weak, for we are the cause...

Join us, and know greatness

[Norbington]

Originally posted by CheHamstera
hello Cause types. your offer sounds very interesting, and i would like to make a few more friends on these boards than i have enemies, but i would like to clear up a few points:

Are you feeling lost and bewildered by the giant orange(sometimes argued to be blue) haze that we call the Weebl and Bob forums?

it's a strange new forum and i keep hitting the wrong buttons. i think we all feel a bit lost

Do you feel you may need some protection from the big and scary people outside of this lovely beginner's section?

people do like to pick on me in general pap, but i probably bring most of that on myself...

Do you want to aid in bringing forth the apocolypse?

i don't know - would i be on the winning team?

And finally, do you like pie?

would i be here otherwise?

Join the army of PieKaos, Norbert the Norse God and Manwe and become our minion

i don't actually do minioning. it's the ego and sense of self worth that gets in the way

aid us in the destroying of our worst enemy Martha Stewart!!

any friend of middle America is an enemy of mine! was that whole scandle your doing?

anyways, dancing nanas and giant hams sound like just my sort of thing (but giant dancing hamsters would be more appealing), but is their a place in your army for someone of a rodenty and left-wing nature who isn't keen on hierarchys but does want to overthrow the establishment?

I'm sure we can fit you in Miss Hamstera

I apologise for the inaccuracies in the recruitment post

it was written a long time ago

and I couldn't be bothered to change it to fit in with this forum

"was that whole scandle your doing?"

err...no

I shalt get you added s soon as possible

and everyone else

PM ME!

[MeeZ_&_MonK]

k i did already ;)

and all you other web nubbys PM HIM dont ask in here ;)

[Norbington]

tell us you're joining

just dont post in here asking us to add you

[Ferret Pie]

Hello
will there be other armies or is this the only one.
PI pI pIE HAM

I like PIe

[Norbington]

it's THE cause

[Furry Vegetable]

Which basically means theres only one, and its cool and its great and fun and exciting and way out there and all sorts of cool things, honest...

[Dirt_Monkey]

well no i dont want to join. sounds pretty lame to me. but if its for you then go for it!

[Mr.Cheesecakes]

i'll be a faithful batty piece of shit, go dancing banananas.:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

[Stevotheclown]

Please add me to the cause so I may be a member again!

[Wolf-E]

*Gets out English-to-moron phrase book*
*looks for another way to say "PM Destrukto, Norbington or Spooneh and say you want to join - dont just post in here!" *



i give up *sigh*:rolleyes:

[Weeman]

Maybe we should just get a mod to lock this thread, but keep it sticky, then they can't do anything else.

[Mat^]

or we could keep it open and ignore every1
oh thats what were doing

i is joined to ze cause and have no idea what we do

[Bob]

I want to rejoin please,

And As I have heard Gremmy has taken my janitor job, I want a promotion, Please!

EDIT: Yo, I'm a diposhit!

[Norbington]

ok people

PM DESTRUKTO now

not me

as DESTRUKTO can now add people without having to bother cheechy

[Ouroboros]

Please people! Do not be manipulated by cheap offers of giant hams and nanas! Stay away from the cause. It's for your own good. Or something like that.

[Norbington]

shush

[Ouroboros]

hmmph.:mad:

[freddiestarfish]

do not try and quell us
we have an army of loyal followers ready to attack on our every whim.


and i might hit you a few times as well.

[Furry Vegetable]

Cracks knuckles threateningly...the cause shall not suffer abuse from the likes of you.

At least we have a purpose, not bothering to run around like headless chickens does wonders for the soul.

[god]

this cause is attracting my followers, i must join and keep an eye on them

[Amanita]

Okay, I attempted a PM to Destrukto at request of Norbington, however his mailbox is full atm. I'll try again later, as instructed.

[Norbington]

yes

sorry

but our inboxes get very full very quickly

I've just had to empty mine

but please keep trying :D

[Araconeoness]

Let me join and the army's of the hordes of heck shall be yours! My costs are unlimated Pie reservers! Themutated south american rat women of sunlandania need lot's of pie! Oh and also to let me become in a higher class than minion! I AM not a minion!

[Smeagle]

Araconeoness, please don't type in red, it makes it rather difficult to read...

And you can't just instantly be a higher rank than minion, you have to work your way up, by being generally useful, making intelligent, well thought-out posts etc..

[Weeman]

None can join at a rank higher then basic minion (except for what myself and the other god's did).

[Araconeoness]

Fine then but How we gonna take over the world! zit gonna be kinda hard wit only like 10 people We need to recruit at least 15! other wise we can pilot my 15 man destructo bot!
Also do we have acces to nukes, na stuff! n pie
mmm. pie We need slot lot of Pie! all the pioe we can get!
Yowsa this'll be fun!:twisted:

[Destrukto]

I think we already have more than 50 minions :)

Why not send me a PM so I'll add you and you can then actually SEE the forums we've been talking about in this thread ;)

[Araconeoness]

Sweet cause i have four 15 person destructo-bot machines, the rest can ride with the mutated rat women of newguinea on the flamethrower weilding poly pocket pony princessess horeses!:nana:

[Norbington]

calm down

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Smeagle]

Originally posted by Araconeoness
Sweet cause i have four 15 person destructo-bot machines, the rest can ride with the mutated rat women of newguinea on the flamethrower weilding poly pocket pony princessess horeses!:nana:

I spent about 2 minutes trying to work out what you meant :confused:

[freddiestarfish]

destrukto-bot machines?


what have you been planning with him destrukto?

[alsie boo]

:notworthy: i have joined the cause, i bow to you oh great ones and pie

[Norbington]

woo

[alsie boo]

see, im a good minion, who's downloading mIRC, but is unable to connnect to the server because her connection is being cra[i][/[]ippy

[Amanita]

Huzzah! I am now a member, and only on my second PM attempt. ::gloat gloat:: (I know that's pathetic, just let me have my simple victories)

[alsie boo]

*claps* only two attempts, be proud!

[steph]

Count me in ;)

[Gloop]

meh, i may aswell rejoin...
see what you people say/do, also do we keep the ranks from the old forums?

[Destrukto]

PM me and I'll add you.
And yes, the Ranks are the same as on the old forum although you may reapply if you want a different one...
We're just setting up a new mission, so you can enter that also...

[stickboy79]

One question before any PMing...can I blow stuff up? Also I have this to say...Martha Stewart has shamed my land of middle America greatly by sticking a turkey up her ass and pooping it out of her mouth...ugh...poor, poor turkey

[Destrukto]

Blowing up stuff is much in evidence in the Cause :)

[stickboy79]

Just had to make sure

[Amanita]

Originally posted by alsie boo
*claps* only two attempts, be proud!

And I am...and..I..am...

[Stick]

Greetings and Salubriations!

I come to join the cause and to flog Martha Stewart with dung in a nylon!

Oh...and bring on the apocaplypse as well!

Happy to be,

[pashosha44]

ooo i'll join!!:D

[Zin]

More minions. Woo!

PM Destrukto and he'll add you

[SkuM001]

I have just pm-ed him, lol. I should look at sticky topics in beginners more. I usually ignore them!

[Zin]

Originally posted by SkuM001
I should look at sticky topics in beginners more. I usually ignore them!

Maybe a good idea to read the stickys when u get into the Cause.

Anyhoo. Anyone else for recuitment? :ninja:

[Evil Madmen]

I'll join what ever the fuck it truelly is

[Bum Clouds]

um...my friend says something about being some agent thing with a number...um...i signed up for the cause but...no agent stuff. does this mean i'm not in or...what?

[Furry Vegetable]

It takes time to fit in, you've gotta make allies and sort out your friends from your arch nemesis(in a nice way) Just give it a bit of time and you'll be an agent, amongst other things.

[Bum Clouds]

huzzah. well than... happines is restored:D

[Furry Vegetable]

Helpful Hint: Dropping down the blow hole of a whale is a good way to get recognition.

What....bob has already done that....sorry, my fault, should view archives more often.

Viva la claws....

[me auld Na-Na]

is there a Readers Digest version of the last 6 pages does anyone know?

I'd simply love to join and be everyones chum but after my experience in the church choir I fear joining may require unusual activity in the toilet regeons

can someone pliss set me straight?

[Norbington]

is there a Readers Digest version of the last 6 pages does anyone know?

people said they'd join

they were added

that's about it

what they should've done was PM either me or Destrukto

can someone pliss set me straight?

*sets you straight*

[spikey-j]

So con i join?
i was spiky_joe so plz pm me to tell me:D

[Smeagle]

No

You PM Destrukto, to ask to join.

Not the other way round.

[Furry Vegetable]

Hold on, im going to get a moderator to pm ME in order to ask ME whether I want to join.

Sounds reasonable, doesnt it?

[electric gremmy]

yeah, if you've got a deathwish


think FV has a bit of an ego

[Furry Vegetable]

An ego to match my...*censored*

Anyway, stop talkin and start recruitin, we are allowed after all.

Viva la claws....

[electric gremmy]

*censored* being your stack of adult magazines

[me auld Na-Na]

I dunno I sort of lost interest if theres not going to be any interfereing with the toilet regions

that was the only bit of choir practice I enjoyed

[electric gremmy]

i'm sure norbington would be happy to oblige

*edit* ha, i beat FV

[Furry Vegetable]

You lost me there, what toilet regions?

If gremmy replies before me the he's a sad git.

[The Butler]

Yes im new but im also very cynical...

This isn't one of those weird scams is it? You know the kind I mean. Ones that promise you things beyond your wildest dreams (such as widescreen tvs, dancing bananas or soap), only to cruely dash your hopes upon the Rocks of Despair (TM).

If I take the plunge and sign up for what seems like a jolly time of swashbuclking adventure and wanton destruction how do I know that im not being tricked into attending a London based seminar, through the lure of freshly baked pie, in which you systematically try and sell me time shares for a condo in Aspen, drug me and steal my kidneys in order to sell them for those squishy bits in all reputable late night Kebab shop burgers, whilst at the same time robbing my house, emptying my bank account and "interefering" with my pet hamster.

You think we're all stupid don't you! I'm onto you now!!! I'll tell the world... -sic-

[CheHamstera]

hello Mr Cynic

i'm in the Cause therefore it's great. i do tend to promise things beyond your wildest dreams, but where i'm from that's called flirting ;)


although this bit i will admit to:

Originally posted by The Butler
emptying my bank account and "interefering" with my pet hamster.

:twisted:

i like you already. very cool first post. so, come, join us :)

[Smeagle]

.

[Furry Vegetable]

Cool....just out of interest, when do you upgrade from mini pie?

Did you make that image or was it on a site somewhere?

The legend is growingforumites, its a laugh to read.

[Smeagle]

Well I already had the picture, I just scrubbed out 'Steal Pies' and wrote 'Join us!' instead.

And yes, the legend is getting interesting...if you couldn't decide whether to join or not, this should be the thing that finally makes you join!

It's dead good.

[me auld Na-Na]

we still need clarification on the badgers down the trousers issue

badgers down the trousers?

or not badgers down the trousers?

[Norbington]

both

depends on which you want

[Squeeble]

secret pie club

yummy

:nana:

[link hero of pi]

fight for the cause!! the hero of pie has arrived....
errr..i need 2 make a shield err lol

[Zin]

PM Destrukto, saying that you want to join the Cause

Then he'll add you, then you should be able to enter the Cause's forum

[link hero of pi]

hmm well thought out posts eh? *thinks*:confused:
AH HA¿ no...
ah yes..

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
weeeeee!!!:nana: :nana: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D :rawk:

[Zin]

/\
||
||

Newbies, this is the type of thing that no one needs; postless posts of spam

[Norbington]

I'm not going to add you if you post like that

[Ly]

ok i missed out on joining the last cause, so i think i will become a member.

\o/

[Ninja Duck]

Why am I just now for the first time noticing this thread?

(Bump)

[stickboy79]

Since I'm a member of the cause, should I put some sort of recognition, orrrr...ummm...what do I do now...I NEED SOMETHING TO DO!:confused:

[Microman]

hey i am thinking about joining the cause, but what do i have to do after i join :mmmpie:

[jonas-]

i want to join the cause

[freddiestarfish]

PM norbington saying "i would like to join the cause"

and include a 250 word essay on how you would benifit the cause (optional)

[Norbington]

Originally posted by Microman
hey i am thinking about joining the cause, but what do i have to do after i join :mmmpie:

nothing

and include a 250 word essay on how you would benifit the cause (optional)

please do

it'll give me something to laugh at

[Microman]

ok i have sent you a PM, i am glad to join the cause

[KrazyKris]

I WANNA JOIN YOUR ARMY!!! CAN I PLEASE?!!?! I WILL FIGHT FOR FREE THIS TIME!! :rawk:

[freddiestarfish]

this time?


and calm down a bit, we dont want caps lock cause

[Zin]

or excessive use of the moshing bunnies

[electric gremmy]

or, and let me make this clear, no damn bannananananananananananas, or the killer rabbit will get you

[link hero of pi]

i wanna join *sorry about the spam i couldnt resist* and i had nothing 2 do with my time...it will not happen again....only....double posting and errr stupid comments lol
k joking :D.............*god tough crowd*:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :isay: bow to the masters.....who are they??

[Bob]

Join the Cause, Sign but specifically sign yourself to me, I shall guide you my minions! I need something to care for...

[alsie boo]

ooh, you know i've joined, do you think we can re-write my contract so i'm yours bob?

[electric gremmy]

Be careful, bob adds some interesting sub-clauses to his contracts, make sure you read the small print.....

[alsie boo]

but i think i'll like the interesting small print

[electric gremmy]

:eek: er, :confused: i dont actually know what to say to that,

Apart from make sure your camera works:D sorry bob

Nah hes alright.

[alsie boo]

my cams bust at the mo, but one of my blokes is going to buy me a new one soon, yay!

oh, and whatever gave you the impression i like bob gremmy! the fact he's in my sig twice and i like talking to him means nothing ;) nah, i like bob, and he knows it, what more can i say!

i want to see you in a suit damn it!

[electric gremmy]

:D it'll be up soon, im gonna get my film developed and try and nick a picture off a friend and then you can see me in all my suitly glory


*poses in a suit*

[alsie boo]

whooo! gremmy in a suit! you ought to have more pics of you, we only have one of you:(

[electric gremmy]

i know, thats the only one on the pc's at college, my friends have got a few photos of me (Bobs got a couple, must talk to him) so ill try and get those up at some point.

be warned though, every photo that has been taken of me recently, ive been drunk









really drunk

[alsie boo]

lol, what is it with guys having their picture taken when drunk/stoned?! ah, maybe because thats what state you are generally in

[Bob]

You can just say that your mine!
If you are mine, I am all yours!

We can work the small print out later...

I shall post pics when I get back home

Not adulterated or anything...

[Bob]

Sorry About double post but I found a pic:

[mullett]

:weebl: :weebl: :nana: :nana: :weebl: :weebl:
random bollocks

[Hairy Jean]

Turnips r betta
I wanna join the cause

[mullett]

Add me to the cause:weebl:

[Hairy Jean]

What's the cause??/
Is it like the force?

[electric gremmy]

:eek:

that is not me.



If you want to join the cause PM Norbington or Destrukto telling them you want to join


The cause is, well, the cause

[Furry Vegetable]

The cause could be likened to the force.

A force of good against Nintendo and the Evil one(Bill gates), therefore against windows as well.

PM Destrukto and ask to be added, the choice shall be his.

[electric gremmy]

i suppose it couls be linked to the force, I have noticed myself being able to jump really high, and make people forget about stuff.....


anyway, join us

[Weeman]

The force is a weaker offshoot of the cause. Powerful minions are exponentially more powerful then Jedis.

[freddiestarfish]

wow

i must be super powerfull.


being head minion and all...

[Bob]

since when were yuou head minion?

[alsie boo]

since the voices in his head told him he was ozzy osbourne ;)

[itchy]

alll aboard the crazy train!!!
i'm in.

[alsie boo]

we're all aboard the crazy train, im hanging off the roof

[freddiestarfish]

norbert said:

Freddiestarfish is now head minion, no compalining

[Furry Vegetable]

yip, that sounds like Norbert. Can I ask the great god why my post count went down from about 80 to 50 while i was away, it was rather a rude surprise?

[Bob]

They're a cheeky lot, them...

where does it say that Freddie?

Or am I blind?

[freddiestarfish]

youre blind

and fv
it went down because they made it so that posting in the cause dont add to your post count, to eliminate spam

[electric gremmy]

he knows that, he speant an evening cultivating his post count to 69, then got bored and let it carry on, and now its gone back down again.




I think he was a little upset

[alsie boo]

awh, poor boy finding great humour in the fact his post count is a sex term.

[Bob]

Well, I would have thought FV would be used to things going down quickly.....

No Offence

[alsie boo]

lol!! but not that you've seen evidence of this....

[Bob]

Well....

uh....

...no...

i'm happy to say

[alsie boo]

i should know, i follow you everywhere:twisted:

[Norbington]

this is not a chatting thread

stop it

or I'll hit you with a large stick

[alsie boo]

join the cause and you will have the delights of norb on your doorstep

[Norbington]

i'm nowhere near anyone's doorstep

and I'm a lovely person

I just have a superiority complex

and am fond of large sticks

[Magpie]

he's actualy a right silly-billy.

and he dosn't wash for days.

and knowing him's put me into psychiatric help.

but still join the cause*


*and get a free foot spa

[Norbington]

and he dosn't wash for days.

that's a complete lie

the rest is true however

[Magpie]

yes

norbert will personnaly pay for a foot spa.


and your free "OMFG MAGPIE ROXXORS!!!!!" mug.


stalk the corrs.

[Weeman]

And then you might get a separation order. (or whatever they're called where you have to stay away)

[Mr.Cheesecakes]

too right otherwise you might get your left foot sliced

[link hero of pi]

tis a disturbed thread, this thread...
can i do the slicing? :D:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[freddiestarfish]

no


thats my job...

:twisted:

[Norbington]

stop using the :twisted: emoticon

it sucks

and makes you look like an idiot

yes I mean "look"

I can see you

[freddiestarfish]

damn

i should really unplug my webcam..

[alsie boo]

Originally posted by Mr.Cheesecakes
too right otherwise you might get your left foot sliced

what about my right foot? it'll feel left out.

Norb, which weapon are you going to use for the slicing?

[Norbington]

a deli meat slicer

[alsie boo]

aaah. they're good for um, how can i say this, imasculising men.

[electric gremmy]

uh, i dont wanna know how alsie boo knows that.......

[alsie boo]

you don't want to know gremmy, you really don't want to know mwahahahaha

[Weeman]

Stop with the emasculating, NOW!

[alsie boo]

awh, but it's such fun! you should try it sometime

[Mat^]

i wouldnt.......






[back on topic]
yay yay the cause is fun join the cause and such


there
now i try to get my sig to work (stupid mspaint and its inablity to gif things)

[Microman]

yes every one join the cause, its great fun and you might be part of the mission


mat2003reborn, you can send my your pic in an e-mail, then i can save it as a gif and send it back to you, or you could get Photo shop

[electric gremmy]

BEEP. This is a recorded message from causeline......Join the cause..........Get back ontopic.......Join the cause........PM Destrukto or Norbington to join...........Join us..........BEEP

[Furry Vegetable]

*explodes*

I wonder if I could send some-one a howler via pm, that might just work you know.

Join The Cause-you know you want to.

Doesnt really have the right ring to it, I'll work on it.

*implodes*

[electric gremmy]

*pokes FV in the eye.*

Stop scaring them away

*pokes FV in the other eye*

[Nokill]

add me..
im in PIE! for evryone
help me make PIE! for the world:nana:

[Weeman]

PM Destruckto.


ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL YOU DAFT BUGGERS WHO JUST TYPE "ADD ME" NEED TO PM DESTRUCKTO. THAT'S HOW YOU GET ADDED TO THE CAUSE.

[Bob]

I know what she does, and it aint pretty, hell no

[alsie boo]

oh but darling, it's essential for my worship.


PM DESTRUCTO TO JOIN THE CAUSE AND RECEIVE A FREE BADGER!

[Furry Vegetable]

why do you get worshipped alsie?

Or is bob your only follower.

Join the cause to learn of our history and heroes, for only in learning from our mistakes are we justified in moving forward.

[lo.]

lo.
i am here to join the cause
am i accepted?:D ??
how did u guys all find out bout weebl and bob??



repie me now and u will get pie.:p

:mmmpie:
mmmmmmmmm pie.

[Smeagle]

Read through this thread.

Count out the number of times the phrase "PM Destrukto to join the Cause" has been posted.

Another phrase, not as well used but just as relevant, goes "Do not post in this thread asking to join the Cause"

;)

[Garrett]

I'll join. PM sent.

Hooray!

[alsie boo]

Originally posted by Furry Vegetable
why do you get worshipped alsie?

Or is bob your only follower.

Join the cause to learn of our history and heroes, for only in learning from our mistakes are we justified in moving forward.

no no no darling, you misunderstood, i'm the one doing the worshipping.

Pm Destrukto and join the cause!

[Christoph]

Errrrrm, ok:confused:

[alsie boo]

joining the cause?

[mini_ninja_pir8]

Originally posted by CheHamstera
hello Cause types. your offer sounds very interesting, and i would like to make a few more friends on these boards than i have enemies, but i would like to clear up a few points:

Are you feeling lost and bewildered by the giant orange(sometimes argued to be blue) haze that we call the Weebl and Bob forums?

it's a strange new forum and i keep hitting the wrong buttons. i think we all feel a bit lost

Do you feel you may need some protection from the big and scary people outside of this lovely beginner's section?

people do like to pick on me in general pap, but i probably bring most of that on myself...

Do you want to aid in bringing forth the apocolypse?

i don't know - would i be on the winning team?

And finally, do you like pie?

would i be here otherwise?

Join the army of PieKaos, Norbert the Norse God and Manwe and become our minion

i don't actually do minioning. it's the ego and sense of self worth that gets in the way

aid us in the destroying of our worst enemy Martha Stewart!!

any friend of middle America is an enemy of mine! was that whole scandle your doing?

anyways, dancing nanas and giant hams sound like just my sort of thing (but giant dancing hamsters would be more appealing), but is their a place in your army for someone of a rodenty and left-wing nature who isn't keen on hierarchys but does want to overthrow the establishment? ...che....same here mate...i feel the same way......BRING DOWN MARTHA STEWART!!!!:nana: oooh...lotsa dancin bananas..cool!!!nah jokes..its all the pie im here 4..and good friends

[mini_ninja_pir8]

Originally posted by Dumples
Please people! Do not be manipulated by cheap offers of giant hams and nanas! Stay away from the cause. It's for your own good. Or something like that. ...ooohhh........dumples uve done it now........oooh.. ur goin down by faithful weebl&bob(and pie)followers........can we attack him yet??

[mini_ninja_pir8]

i have pm'd destrukto and norbington..............askin them both 2 join the cause.......that must mean i am crazy.............and i also am apart of the crazy train........im hanging off the side.........oh..and 2 those people who just post 2 say "sign me up"......u have 2 PM DESTRUKTO OR NORBINGTON.............ITS A SMALL PRICE 2 PAY 4 A WORTHWHILE CAUSE...........

[waylander]

free ham! i'm there!:twisted:

[Magpie]

Join the Cause.

the only place on the forums you don't have to read the shite typed by William Wallace!

[Norbington]

mini_ninja_pir8!

that was a triple post!

use the damn edit button

[William Wallace]

Ok, I am joining.

[freddiestarfish]

no you're not


and if you do, you wont last long

[William Wallace]

Sure I would.

[Smeagle]

Well I really hope we never get the chance to find out.

[William Wallace]

If it makes you all happy:

I apologize heartily for any hurt and plain idiocy and crap and I would like to be mates again with you blokes. :( :( :( :( :(

Jesus man, I offer my 'pologies. :( :(

[freddiestarfish]

good good

well, some people dont hold grudges, and you shall be welcomed cautiously by some.



me,


im a cruel, heartless twat.

so i wont be nice.

[William Wallace]

*keel and starts kissing Freddie's shoes*

Is that better?

[PoofBird]

Just don't make stupid posts again, or start rabid rants in a debates forum...

(and remove that blog link from you sig, it pisses me off)

besides that, I'm fluffy

[freddiestarfish]

nope.




dont even bother to try.

[William Wallace]

:( :( :( :( :( I'm sorry, okay!? I'm tired of being a gimp. Let's be friends.

[Smeagle]

Not so sure about friends...

How about mutual acquaintances?

[ImmyG]

ooo ooo ooo pick me pick me!!! i wanna join the cause

also possible additions to the evil ones list:

Westlife
The Chuckle Brothers
5 Star
Patsy Kensit
MC Hammer

ImmyG

[Destrukto]

Just PM me and I'll add you... :)

[mini_ninja_pir8]

Originally posted by Norbington
mini_ninja_pir8!

that was a triple post!

use the damn edit button ok...i will.......just on my own defence i was really tired....and i didnt have enough sense 2 do that...i am sorry.....oh......i have signed up 2 the cause.....yay!!!!

[William Wallace]

Originally posted by Norbington
mini_ninja_pir8!

that was a triple post!

use the damn edit button

EASY! Calm down! The boy is young, he knows little yet!

You need anger management in a bad way.

[Magpie]

you want to join the cause but tell their kind and laid-back leader he needs anger managment?

[Norbington]

:weebl_lo:

[Weeman]

Originally posted by Magpie
you want to join the cause but tell their kind and laid-back leader he needs anger managment?

I'll thankyou to say one of the laidback leaders please. Unless I'm the uptight psycho leader.

[Magpie]

yes.

remember when i wished you good morning and you broke my fingers with a claw hammer?

[Weeman]

:twisted: :twisted: Sorry about that old chap.

[Luche]

yay can i join the army i answered yes to all :D

[Norbington]

PM Destrukto and ask to join

[Christoph]

O O O O O O Pick me iwant to join the cause:D :nana: :badger: :rawk: :badger: :rawk: :badger:

[Jeff The Jiff]

PM Destrukto and ask to join


i doubt Destrukto would let you in the cause anyway, christoph.

[PeePers]

"can i join the cause? ":nana: :nana: :nana: :weebl: :twisted: :nana: :rolleyes: posts arent going to get you joined
better pm destrukto telling something about yourself and why you want to join the cause etc.

[Microman]

you dont even have to do that, all i said was

i would like to join the cause

and i was in

[electric gremmy]

stop with the damn moshing bunnies, they're almost as bad as that bloody bananananana.

Anyway. Join the cuase. Its fun, a whole new section of teh forum to look at, stuff from stories to role play kinda stuff. Join us its fun.

[Gothic]

Ave! Its Gothic! I've returned to the weebl and bob forums! I wish to rejoin the Cause, since it is time for me to come back to the Cause and help out, once again.

[alsie boo]

more people to help with the imasculation

[Norbington]

woo

please PM Destrukto for all your cause joining needs

[Weeman]

Originally posted by alsie boo
more people to help with the imasculation

That is no longer allowed in the cause, and the reason is that I say so.

[Gothic]

Originally posted by Norbington
woo

please PM Destrukto for all your cause joining needs

I just PMed him before regarding the cause, thanks! :D

[(gasp!)]

so confused. so scared. egg? WHAT IS WITH THE EGGS?!?!

[(gasp!)]

O_o

[Weeman]

stop it gasp!

[alsie boo]

Originally posted by Weeman
That is no longer allowed in the cause, and the reason is that I say so.

it was allowed before?!;) shuldn't he reason be you all quite like your members and would love to be able to have kiddies one day?

[Ninja Duck]

Whoa... this isn't really relavent, I was browsing through the cheese bin, and after a couple of pages I realized I was really in the beginners' forum. I could imagine why all the threads were cheesed. Except this one, of course.

[Norbington]

you're right

that isn't relevant

[alsie boo]

it's all related! just join the case and PM Destrukto

[lil' pie fairy]

ummm....what IS this cause spoken of? i'm ashamed to say that i'm way too lazy to scan 16 pages just to find out, but i'm curious...someone tell me??

[electric gremmy]

Its a wonderful place full of stuff.

Also at some point we shall march forward and cause armogeddon.


It also has a good pension policy

[Norbington]

ummm....what IS this cause spoken of? i'm ashamed to say that i'm way too lazy to scan 16 pages just to find out, but i'm curious...someone tell me??

you only need to read the first page

or the first post

[Tratos]

:ninja:

..im in

:rawk:

so what happens now, lol

~T

[Dude]

Can i join?????????? PLEASE?????!???

[Destrukto]

Originally posted by Dude
Can i join?????????? PLEASE?????!???

Just PM me...

[Smeagle]

Oh please, no.

It's Christoph with a new account (the one who was confined to the cheesebin and crapbasket for multiple spammings).

[Seraph]

Originally posted by Smeagle
Oh please, no.

It's Christoph with a new account (the one who was confined to the cheesebin and crapbasket for multiple spammings).

Haha! Typical.

How did you figure that one out? :p

[Werequeen]

can I join?

[alsie boo]

PM Destrukto and ask to join

[mini_ninja_pir8]

agree,agree,agree(sorry) u gotta pm destrukto or norbington to get into the cause

[MrPeg]

Methinks ill join, my occupation is Proffesional minioon anyway...


Who says taking worl home with you is bad?:twisted:

[alsie boo]

have you PMd destrukto and asked?

[jod]

so can i join i mean i was in it as spiky_joe if any one remembers:) so plz i was loyal!

[PoofBird]

Originally posted by alsie boo
have you PMd destrukto and asked?

[jod]

ssoooooooooooooooooo, am i in it???

[psychohamster]

I wish to join "the Cause". I wish to bring forth the apocalypse and destroy Martha Stewart!! Sign me up!

[electric gremmy]

PM the big D and beg and he may let you in

[Smeagle]

P.P.S. To join the cause simply PM Destrukto.
if you people want to be added you have to PM one of us otherwise I'm just going to ignore you
geeze people, PM them. don't just sit here, and wait for something to happen!!!! because nothing will..... and when nothing happens, you loose.
lol, seems like we should post "PM Destrukto, Norbington or Spooneh" alternately in this thread
PM ME!
just dont post in here asking us to add you
*looks for another way to say "PM Destrukto, Norbington or Spooneh and say you want to join - dont just post in here!" *
PM DESTRUKTO now
Why not send me a PM
PM me and I'll add you.
PM Destrukto and he'll add you
what they should've done was PM either me or Destrukto
You PM Destrukto, to ask to join.
PM Destrukto, saying that you want to join the Cause
PM norbington saying "i would like to join the cause"
If you want to join the cause PM Norbington or Destrukto telling them you want to join
BEEP. This is a recorded message from causeline......Join the cause..........Get back ontopic.......Join the cause........PM Destrukto or Norbington to join...........Join us..........BEEP
ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL YOU DAFT BUGGERS WHO JUST TYPE "ADD ME" NEED TO PM DESTRUCKTO. THAT'S HOW YOU GET ADDED TO THE CAUSE.
PM DESTRUCTO TO JOIN THE CAUSE AND RECEIVE A FREE BADGER!
Count out the number of times the phrase "PM Destrukto to join the Cause" has been posted.
Pm Destrukto and join the cause!
Just PM me and I'll add you...
PM Destrukto and ask to join
please PM Destrukto for all your cause joining needs
it's all related! just join the case and PM Destrukto
Just PM me...
PM Destrukto and ask to join
agree,agree,agree(sorry) u gotta pm destrukto or norbington to get into the cause
have you PMd destrukto and asked?
PM the big D and beg and he may let you in
:rolleyes:

[freddiestarfish]

i want to join teh cause

how do i join/?//

[Bob]

well then then why do we have this thread? Shouldn't it be just "HOW TO JOIN THE CAUSE ANNOUNCEMENT?"

and then a "what is the cause thread?"