beat this

[haha yourface]

I suck so much that I'm going to attach a picture to my post, but before you get excited, I'm actually going to be a spanner and attach it to the 2nd post of my double-post!

HELL YES!

[haha yourface]

This is my boyfriend, Terrence

[Gnome General]

Ooopa loompa, sluts are we, we are soopa, groovy!

[ZeroShade]

Its chocka-block maaaaaan!

[haha yourface]

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo daddy oh oh oh oh oh oh oh miggedy mack daddy!

[ZekeyLizard]

I like spine cones, cones of spines.

Spiraling spines of spectacular proportions.

[eidderf]

This man is holding a magnet, and the fish is made of metal

[Evil Sperm]

The pic is a ---> o_O

DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU? SHALL I TELL YOU AGAIN UNTIL YOU GET IT??

[Razz]

This is my cousins, they like to kiss

[haha yourface]

Long live the forks...


Taoism is a way of life inspired by the cosmic rhythms. The philosophy of Taoism is the adaptation to external circumstances, while its practice is the manner of accomplishing this goal.

The basic principles of Taoism come from the ancient writings of masters like Lao-tzu, Chuang-tzu, Lieh-tzu, Yang-tzu, and also from the famous work I-ching ("The Book of Changes").

[Stringy Pete]

This is my boyfriend. Damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I'd have to levy a fee.
http://tandoku.com/photos/static/heino.jpg

[Psychokilla]

Originally posted by Razz
This is my cousins, they like to kiss

A/S/L?

[piemastermike]

Originally posted by Razz
This is my cousins, they like to kiss

you make me want to visit my uncle

[Magpie]

you got to live your life
you got to learn to live
you got to learn to give
that is how the story goes

[Cherokee Red]

This is me in mexico, when the bombay badboy dance troop came to town!

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3356/186-8670_IMG.jpg

[Clueless Idiot]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/628/image39.jpg

Ride my pony, ride my pony, ride it, ride it, dont be phoney.

[mr jones]

R E S P E C T

Find out what it means to me

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9272/101_0191.jpg

[haha yourface]

Let the sun and the moon revolve by themselves! When I have time I read the sutras, when I am tired I sleep on my straw bed. The meaning of the teaching is profound and vast like the ocean. When I reveal it in my brush-work, its merits are limitless. Should I explain this secret teaching to you the solid mountain, I am afraid, would blow away.

[ZeroShade]

Each night, I gaze upon a pond, A Zen body sitting beside a moon. Nothing is really there, and yet It is all so clear and bright. I cannot describe it. If you would know the empty mind, Your own mind must be as clear and bright As this full moon upon the water.

[Dingbat]

Mahaprajnaparamita is a Sanskrit Word which means “the great Wisdom which enables one to reach The other shore.” This should Be performed by the mind and has Nothing to do with verbal Repetition. Verbal repetition without using The mind is like an illusion, A transformation, dew and Lightning; but verbal repetition Coupled with use of the mind, Will ensure a union of mind and soul.

[haha yourface]

1 cup half-and-half
1/2 cup butter
1 cup white sugar
3 egg yolks
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1 cup flaked coconut
1/2 cup chopped walnuts


In a medium saucepan, combine the half and half, butter, sugar, yolks and cornstarch. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Remove from the heat and stir in the coconut and walnuts. Cool to room temperature before frosting cake.

[Cherokee Red]

Iraq's interim prime minister says ex-leader Saddam Hussein will be handed to Iraqi legal custody on Wednesday.
The announcement comes a day after the US-led coalition handed power to Iyad Allawi's interim government.

[Glotpie]

Tonight: Cloudy with occasional showers arriving late. Low 47F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 50%.

Tomorrow: Considerable cloudiness with occasional rain showers. High 53F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.

[piemastermike]

it also deserves a random picture of me looking like a tit

[ZeroShade]

Okay, I'm starting to sufficate, here. I just find this topic absolutely disgusting. I hate the administrator who made this topic as degrading as it is.

This is worthy of Banning

[cadex]

I dont get it

[basstard]

Originally posted by cadex
I dont get it

I'd do i...er, I mean, kill it!


edit - nipples, stiffening, must, get, butter.

[haha yourface]

Up to 600,000 extra school places would be created to give parents in England more choice under new Tory plans.

[Magpie]

Im the one with the style.

[piemastermike]

This is my car (it is indeed!)

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by Magpie
I know who's doing it, but i can't tell you

I'm betting that it's you

[Magpie]

Wakka wakka wakka me cracker tobacco

[Stringy Pete]

Hold, take my sword. There's husbandry in heaven;
Their candles are all out. Take thee that too.
A heavy summons lies like lead upon me,
And yet I would not sleep: merciful powers,
Restrain in me the cursed thoughts that nature
Gives way to in repose!

[haha yourface]

I must finish my needlework

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by haha yourface
I must finish my needlework

I will help you!

[piemastermike]

i are teh spellor good

[basstard]

Originally posted by ZeroShade
I will help you!

Me too!

[eidderf]

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by ZeroShade
I will help you!

I'm done! I made a picture of Gloria Honeyford riding a mechanical spider

[haha yourface]

It gets rough at my school when the biscuits are gone

[Dingbat]

Meow kitty meow

[Cjw]

Well this topic is umm...random

and so is this

[ZeroShade]

I like wedges of cheese

[haha yourface]

One two three o clock four o clock a rock!

[eidderf]

ROFL OMG!

2+2=4
4+4=8
6+6=12

[the great sayam]

NO!!!!

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by eidderf
ROFL OMG!

2+2=4
4+4=8
6+6=12


haha!

[mr jones]

Looking for longterm partner to commence mating with

[piemastermike]

i love having sex with animals

^^^ not edited

[haha yourface]

Best served: ICE COLD!

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright NOW LADIES

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by mr jones
Looking for longterm partner to commence mating with

Y helo thar

[basstard]

Originally posted by mr jones
Looking for longterm partner to commence mating with

me too, any guys available?

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by the basstard
me too, any guys available?

I'll take you both!

[haha yourface]

She slept swiftly, swiftly she slept.

[piemastermike]

I edited this because someone changed it to say "I am normal" when clearly I am not.

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by piemastermike
I edited this because someone changed it to say "I am normal" when clearly I am not.

You're not the first one who got an unedited post. :rolleyes:

[eidderf]

ABCDEFGHIJKLOL

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by eidderf
ABCDEFGHIJKLOL

LMNOPQRSTFU

[mr jones]

Y helo thar right back at c'ha ;)

[basstard]

Originally posted by eidderf
ABCDEFGHIJKLOL

Jibble jobble wibble wobble, jelly on top!

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by mr jones
Y helo thar right back at c'ha ;)

I'm not male... :eek: (Why do I have a feeling I know what the square root of 10 is?)

[Dingbat]

OMFG GURL ON GIRL SECKSSSINGS?!?!?!1

I WAN2 C U NEKKID LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

And so on.

[piemastermike]

If only mdoerators could use such power? Mayhaps my guesstimation was wrong!

[haha yourface]

I'm going to stop talking and behave.

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by piemastermike
If only mdoerators could use such power? Mayhaps my guesstimation was wrong!



You mean I'm being a spoilsport and making him angry?

[Dingbat]

Originally posted by piemastermike
If only mdoerators could use such power? Mayhaps my guesstimation was wrong!



If only I knew

[Gnome General]

Snow white Vs my sig - OUTSIDE


NOW!

[piemastermike]

Banned.

[haha yourface]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

[eidderf]

Originally posted by Gnome General
Snow white Vs my sig - OUTSIDE


NOW!


10 rupies on grumpy!

[ZeroShade]

Originally posted by haha yourface
i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

[mr jones]

i dunno, that was some great ass

[Dingbat]

Buttsecks?

[piemastermike]

wobble wibble wanker

[skoo]

What the hell.

You guys are insane - I'm locking this before you get out of hand!