The Noob Hotel.

[BjorntheViking]

I'm setting up a noob hotel where noob's can stay and chat and live here as long as they want. People can get rooms and stay there with up to 2 other roommates, theres a restaurant, a pool and a coffee fountain so far. I'm looking for a caretaker, security, a cook, waiters and waitresses to work here as well. While I'm away, Zero Bass is in charge.

[Zarni]

*walks in, dings bell on the counter repeatedly, then walks out again*

*giggles*

[Zero bass]

*removes the bell*

*has some coffe for morning tiredness*

well i see iron man has started this thread.

see you all at 3:27

[PJ]

I wan't a room.

I will tell you if anyone want's to stay with mwa.
(HaHa French)

[problem child]

*comes through the door* *looks around* *rings bell* *asks for room*

[apocolypsenow]

*moves in front of problem child* GIVE ME A ROOM NOW DAMMIT!!!!!

[problem child]

*smacks apocolypsnow in the face* apocolypsnow is on the floor cryin!

[apocolypsenow]

*runs away into the staff room*......moments later....*comes out with a shocked face*

[problem child]

*chases after him* apolisypsnow has just locked me in a cubord *crys*

[apocolypsenow]

HEY Quit making me do stuff....

[problem child]

*gets hold of an axe and starts smashing in the door* *get out* *chases after apocolypsnow and chops his hand off*

[apocolypsenow]

The bastard took my hand! *dropkicks problem child*

[Captain Mark]

*Lights his torch and sets fire to the hotel*

*Puts out a sign saying "Go to the New Newb Lounge (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17049)"*

[apocolypsenow]

The fire! It Burns!!!!

[problem child]

Aaaagh Im On Fire!

[PJ]

Fire man peej swings in and put it out and goes to burn new newb lounge :mad:

[problem child]

*drinks a burnt cup of tea*

[apocolypsenow]

*rings bell again* HELLO? Service?

[allfalldown]

Aaaagh Im On Fire!
I like the capitals. Seems like: I Am, In Fact, On Fire.

Maybe the hotel will distract any potential invaders from the Lounge

[Zero bass]

ok.
i am back from school
peej problem child and apocolypse now can all be roommates.

*goes to the coffe fountain and gets a cup of coffe*

[dodo queen]

i am an owner of this hotel to then???

[Zero bass]

yep me iron man and you are all co owners of the noob hotel the only reason you werent mentioned was that iron man tried to pm you but you went offline and wasnt sure if you wanted to do it.

*starts to build a beauty message room a games room a dance room and a bar*

[dodo queen]

cool!!! i do wanna do it!!

[Zero bass]

if anybody wants jobs pm me and i will give you a job of what you perferably want (if it is not already taken)

[Zarni]

*swings through a window with a crash of breaking glass and drops to the floor in a crouch, passing his broadsword from one hand to the other and back again*

*sniffs*

'i smell someone trying to muscle in on the newb lunge's business...'

*proceeds to whirl around the room in an almost invisible blur, ripping wallpaper, pulling down curtains, chopping up plants, smashing pillars and finishes by chopping the marble desktop in two with his hand*

*walks out calmly, whistling.*

*the reception area collapses in on itself.*

[dodo queen]

stop spamming up our hotel, zarni!!!

[Zero bass]

*rebuilds the noob hotel*

[Zarni]

*pops head through window*

'who, me?'

*runs off giggling*

[Zero bass]

zarni i have stoped being spammy in the newb lounge so stop destroying our hotel

[Zarni]

'i'll be watching you....'


*fades away and disappears*

[Zero bass]

*puts on his swim shorts and goes and sits in the jacuzzi*
*has a sip of his coffe*

[edit] peej is now the official builder of the hotel[edit]

[problem child]

*goes into room unpacks bags*

[PJ]

*goes into room and makes it bigger*
*says hi to problem dhild while unpacks his bag*
Bagsies on the biggest room.

[Zero bass]

nope sorry me dodo queen and iron man get the biggst room we are the owners of this hotel.

[BjorntheViking]

*Walks in looking frankly, godlike*

I'm back so I'll help running the hotel.

Edit: I'll help protect the hotel as, if you look at my avatar, you'll notice he has a machinegun. And peej, weren't you a bouncer in the newb lounge?

[PJ]

ill make your room cool if i can have the biggest ZeroBass

[Zero bass]

*looks up to the sky with his hands in prayer possiosn*
thank you lord thank you

[BjorntheViking]

*Goes up to room and unpacks*

I get this bed!!

*Jumps onto chosen bed*

[Zero bass]

no thanks peej
we can make our own room cool
and what i say goes for i am more owner then anybody on this thread for it was my idea
*starts laughing manically*

*runs up to his big room*
i choose this be..........*looks at iron man on the bed he wanted* damn you
*picks the bed right next to the mini coffee fountain.
*puts up a poster of kurt cobain*
*puts on his cd walkman and listens to cky*
0o0o0o0 big post

[BjorntheViking]

Oh yeah! Posters!!

*Puts up a Metallica poster, Black Sabbath poster and sets up electric guitar and amp*

*Rocks out on guitar*

[Zero bass]

*puts in his drum kit and his bass guitar in the room*
well im off to bed
i wont really be able to post much until the weekend might pop in every now and then
goes to sleep whilst listening to cky
godnight all going to bed

[BjorntheViking]

I'll hold down the fort while dodo queen's away and Zero Bass is asleep

We really need some extra staff, hard running this place on our own, please PM me if you want a job.

[PJ]

*make mini fountain giant fountain*

* makes his room the best room*

[BjorntheViking]

Cool room and fountain Peej, but before you do these things, could you ask one of the co-managers first?

[PJ]

O.K, but id like a bit of freedom to do what i want with my room and i was making the fountain a bit bigger.

[BjorntheViking]

Anyone can put whatever they want into their room, it's their personal space (which is shared by the roommates obviously). You don't have to ask to put stuff in your room.

[Slithe]

*asks for a room*

*waits*

[BjorntheViking]

You can have a room upstairs, whichever one you want, I think everyone else who has a room is asleep so you might have to wait until the morning to chat, sorry!!

*Points Slithe in direction of rooms*

If you want you can have 2 other people living with you.

Edit: Oh my God, I went away for a few minutes and I'm up 25 REP POINTS!!!!!! :) :) :)

[Slithe]

nobody, thanks. *goes to sleep*

[BjorntheViking]

Right, I'm off to bed, anyone who wants a room can check themselves in, but don't wake me up. I can sort it out better in the morning. Anyone who wants a job can PM me, dodo queen or Zero Bass.

*Tiptoes off up to bedroom*

[Electroman]

I want a room buster. Is there anyware I can stash some stolen tv's?

[Sand-Man]

*Stands near a vent duct outside of the Newb Hotel pumping laughing gas into the ventelation system, I laugh and drive away.*

[Zero bass]

*starts to laugh manically*
mwhahahahahahahahahahaha
*gets a fan and starts to fan out all the laughing gas*

*wakes up and looks around* 52nd post in this thread good since it only been open for 2 days

[BjorntheViking]

*Wakes up*

*Goes downstairs and opens window to let out laughing gas*

Sure you can have a room electroman, but I already said you can check yourself in. You'll have to keep the stolen telly's in your own room though.

Right, so the guest list so far is as follows (correct me if I'm wrong).
Me,
Zero Bass,
and
Dodo Queen in one room,
Peej (our builder!!),
ApocalypseNow
and Problem Child in another,
Slithe in his own room,
and Electroman in his own room.
Is that correct?

[hoogiman]

*checks in for some nice brekkie*

Any restaurant yet? ;)

[Zero bass]

hey iron man

*goes to give iron man a coffee*

*has a cup of coffee for himself*

*Goes to sits down in the jacuzzi*

and yes hoogiman the resaturant is ready

[BjorntheViking]

Yeah, there's a restaurant what do you want?

Edit: Hey Zero Bass, how are you?

[hoogiman]

Some nice meat pie. Mmmmmmmmm.

Any job openings there?

[Zero bass]

yep there is job openings

*goes to make hoogiman a meat pie*

there ya go

[hoogiman]

Mmm. Thanks.

/me wants to be a cook.

*orders hot chocolate*

[BjorntheViking]

*Hands Hoogiman Hot Chocolate*

Ok, Hoogiman, you can be our cook, do you want to live here as well?

[hoogiman]

Why not?

*Gets breakfast buffet ready then gets bags ready*

[BjorntheViking]

Ok, Hoogiman, you'll be on your own at the moment, but you can ask any new people if they want to bung in with you.

*Points Hoogiman in direction of rooms*

You can have whichever one you want.

While I'm at it, do Hoogiman, Slithe and Electroman wanna live in the same Room?

[Hayoo!]

bung.....bungflaps lol

[BjorntheViking]

bung.....bungflaps lol

What do you mean?

[Hayoo!]

hehe nothing

[hoogiman]

/me will go into any room. except the janitor's closet.

*makes some pancakes*
*eats pancakes*
*realises pancakes are for guests*
*makes more pancakes*

[Hayoo!]

well tough luck cos i am locking you into the janitor's closet

[BjorntheViking]

hehe nothing

Er, right then.

Edit:*Let's Hoogiman out*

Hayoo, did you come in here just to spam us?

[hoogiman]

well tough luck cos i am locking you into the janitor's closet

*hoogiman feeds hayoo poisoned pancakes*

No closet for me!

[Hayoo!]

fine..i'm poisened and dead

[BjorntheViking]

*Revive Hayoo*

Do you want a room?

Edit: I have to go out now so Hoogiman will you watch over things here? Peej, Zero Bass and Dodo Queen will be here before I get back. If I don't get back later on I'll be here tommorow evening.

[hoogiman]

w00t, a promotion! Yay!

[PJ]

I'm awake and im surprised that you trust me to look over hotel.


ill have a double latte bacon and sausage with baked beans please.

[hoogiman]

*cooks it up*

Here you go.

*opens breakfast buffet*

[PJ]

Your kitchens a bit small should i make it bigger for you??

Oh yeah and i asked for a double latte.

[apocolypsenow]

*runs downstairs* whos in charge here?? my room has a leak!!!

[PJ]

well iron man is but im the builder.

*fixes pipe and fits new carpet as it is wet.*

[Zero bass]

Im in charge well me iron man and dodo queen but im more in charge then any off them
i just let iron man make the thread cause i was going to bed. well thats now clear.
so hoogiman is the new chef eh?
well i will have a slice of pizza.
*goes over to the coffee fountain and gets a cup of coffee*

im the grand funk poobah

[Sand-Man]

Delivers acid laced doughnuts to the breakfast buffet.

[Zero bass]

*throws out the dougnuts*

sand-man stop that please

[PJ]

Sand-man will be bounced.

[Zero bass]

damn you iron man
damn you to hell take away my rep
only joking iron man is cool.

*goes down to the bar and looks at the juke box thing*
*hmmmm selects n1rvana smells like teen spirit*

sits down in a chair lightly headbanging*

[PJ]

Hi everybody,
I am sorry to say that people have complained to the police........
about us being the best hotel and stealing........ buisness so we have been nominated for the weebl hotel of the year.

And i have been nominated builder of the year and Zero bass has been nominated boss of the year.

[Zero bass]

woo boss of the year

*starts to do his little jig*

*stops dancing*

is this supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?

[PJ]

a GOOD it is brilliant.

I hope i win and you win and hotel win.

[Zero bass]

where did you find this out?

[PJ]

Letter arrived in my post box at peej's art that told me the nominees.

Minted is up for chef of the year.
Sorry hoogiman your not.

[Zero bass]

eh?

*turns of n1rvana and puts on the t.v*

so how is everybody today?

im fine if anybody wants to know

[PJ]

Im great as now i have 45 rep points.
\o/.

Also i have just had way to much caffeine so im hyperactive.

[Zarni]

*walks in with hands on hips; doesn't look happy*

'excuse me, chaps, i warned you about taking business from the noob lounge; if people want food, that's where they go, not here. this a hotel, where people can sleep after getting thouroughly sozzled in the lounge. 'tis not a social gathering point. and as for boss of the year, i think it's quite clear that labmonkey wins that straight off. what have you done for your employees zero bass?'

*storms out; not a happy bunny*

[PJ]

Hey listen man they have breakfast here we dont serve lunch dinner and tea or supper.

we sell breakfast and ZeroBass has kept us toghether and has helped us as so has lab monkey.

They come here, have there breakfast and go to the newb lounge then come back and go to sleep.

I love both of theese places hotel and newb lounge that is how it is going to be hard to vote for wich one i like the best.

[Zarni]

let's just make sure it stays that way.

*proffers peej a contract to sign. it reads: 'we of the noob hotel agree to work nicely in partnership with the noob lounge, and do hereby promise not to muscle in on its patronage by ever offering lunch. adverts for each establishment must be placed in the other. if we ever break from the guidelines worded in this contract, we accept that we will be liable to be subjected to the wrath of zarni. amen.' puts contract on front desk*

[PJ]

ill show this to zero bass

Or iron man

or dodo queen.

[Zarni]

good lad. you know, me and labmonkey may want to use this place sometime...

do you do themed bedrooms?

*coughs*

[PJ]

You can do what you want to your bedroom, but stop asking me questiins im just the builder.

[Zarni]

why is the sky blue? does everyone see blue the same way? does everyone see anything the same way? how do you define blue? how do you know where the sky starts? where does space end? does anything even end at all? what is the meaning of existence?

*writes these questions on a bit of paper and sticks it to the hotel's cork message board behind the front desk*

[dodo queen]

hey zarni, this is our hotel, and our life!!! Please stop trying to put us out of buisness.
And would you really like a room for you and labmonkey???

[BjorntheViking]

Hey everyone, I'm back but for only about 20 minutes . First thing, me and Dodo Queen are just as much in charge as Zero Bass.

*Runs upstairs to room and turns up Metallica's 'For whom the bell tolls' REALLY loud, and proceeds to listen to Metallica's albums (apart from St. Anger, grrrrrrr.) for the rest of the night*

Night all, see you tomorrow.

[PJ]

Hi everybody been out and now im reay to do my dutys anything need fixing or building?

[Zero bass]

damn you peej you ruined the 100th post i was gonna do that
i dont mind working with the newb lounge
for i am chilled and the new lounge is quite cool
its where i met dodo queen and iron man

[Sand-Man]

In return for the semi odd posts in my fan art thread I install a completely stocked bar. Now you can drink while you watch TV in your room with the new satelite system I also installed. The Noob Hotel is now a 5 Star establishment!

[hoogiman]

Mmm.... 5 star.

*prepares early birds breakfast*

[Zero bass]

thank you sand man *looks suspiciously and sand mans other posts*
*has a drink*
yep its ok
hey hoogiman can i have bacon sandwhich

[PJ]

Ill have that early birds breakfast.

[Zero bass]

Im back and have finshed school.
wont really be able to post a lot cause im going to see my family

[dodo queen]

hey, im going up to my room.
*goes up to room for first time, and realises the good beds have been taken*
Damn, should have come up here ages ago!!!
*goes and sits on bed and admires various posters, the drumkit and electric geeeeetar*
*gets out pool table*
yay, pool*
*starts to play pool*

[Zero bass]

*goes upstairs and starts to play the electric bass*

last post i can make until the weekend

dodo queen and iron man look after the place and stop people from spamming

[Lindsay Lohan]

*RIngs the bell*Asks for a room*

[PJ]

Huh O' my god a celebritie.

I have to take your coat madam.

* takes Lindsay Lohan's fur coat and runs.*

[dodo queen]

peej give that back!!!
Of course you may have a room, Lindsay lohan!!
*hands lindsay key*
there you are, one floor up on the left.

[Zero bass]

wooo we are 5 stars,hot post,up for hotel of the year, im up for boss of the year, peej is up for builder of the year, 112 post in here,we also have famous people here
AND WE HAVE ONLY BEEN OPEN FOR 4 DAYS

[PJ]

Here you go. :rolleyes:

We are teh r0xors.
We'll win hotel of year hurrah.

[dodo queen]

woo and yay!!

[BjorntheViking]

Hey everyone, I'm back early today.

[PJ]

The shop's open if you would like something.
Only three things a day.

[BjorntheViking]

There's a shop now? I'm really out of loop.

Edit: What sort of shop is it?

[PJ]

Look at the next thread down.

[BjorntheViking]

Ok, I've looked at the thread and posted on it, it's a pretty cool idea. If anyone wants me I'l be upstairs in my room.

*Go's up and starts playing favourite song, Iron Man, (yes I'm named after it) on guitar.*

Edit:*Comes back downstairs*

I got some stuff from the shop, I'll move it upstairs.

*Moves bean bag, expensive phone and computer upstairs*

And while I'm at it...

*Adds Thin Lizzy posters (I'm Irish you see, therefore MUST like Thin Lizzy) to the walls*

[PJ]

Puts hi-fi stereo incliner and King-sized bed in room.

[dodo queen]

check your shop peej, ive ordered something!!

[BjorntheViking]

What did you order?

[dodo queen]

a playstation 2 and a *shudder* heart shaped bed. The only reason i asked for the bed was because you and zero bass took the good beds, i dont really like *shudder* hearts

[BjorntheViking]

Cool! A PS2!! I don't really have an opinion on hearts, stuff I like tends to be black. (Bar my beautiful guitar, it's red!!)

Edit: Why don't you just put in your own bed, instead of a heart-shaped one? There is one good thing that's heart-shaped, 'Heart-Shaped box' by N1rvana, deadly song!!

[dodo queen]

i like black stuff alot, and peej doesnt seem to be back at his shop yet so i havent got my stuff

[BjorntheViking]

Are you a rocker or something?

[dodo queen]

depends on what you think the meaning of rocker is

[PJ]

Done.

sorry i had to go out.

[dodo queen]

*pushes her PS 2 and heart shape bed up to her room*
*starts to play on the playstation*

[BjorntheViking]

Well, here in Ireland being a rocker generally means you like rock and metal, Irish rockers tend to dress in black hoodies and baggy jeans with chains on them, a lot of them have long hair too.

[dodo queen]

well, that is kinda my style. Ive got to go, look after the hotel and save it from spammers for us!!

[BjorntheViking]

Ok, I'm in charge of the hotel right now.

P.S.It's kinda my style too.

[PJ]

*burp*

I have just had a shandy to weak give me a vodka and coke twist.

[BjorntheViking]

*Hands Peej a vodka and coke twist (we have a bar now? Why am I never here for these things?)*

Being doing anything exciting?

[PJ]

Its not a bar its that you have coca-cola and i have vodka so hurrah.

[BjorntheViking]

Ok, cool. I guess it's better, that way Zarni won't be at us again.

[dodo queen]

Immmmmmmmmmm back!!! So, your a rocker to then??

[PJ]

Get in there iron man ;)

[BjorntheViking]

Hell yeah I am!!

Edit: Cheers Peej.

[dodo queen]

cool!!! so, anything interesting happen while i was away?

[BjorntheViking]

No, not really, except us underage drinkers are aloud shandy now.

[labmonkey]

*Appears in the doorway of the Noob Hotel, hands on hips, tapping foot very impatiently*

*Sniffs the air, looks at the 3 co-owners, sniffs the air again* :ninja:

You've been serving alcohol in here! Don't deny it I can smell it, when Zarni was trashing this place because he thought you were stealing business from the Lounge we agreed, no bars or restaurants in here (except for breakfast) and in return no rooms available at the Lounge!

And what do you go and do, serve alcohol - to underagers no less. Ive spent 162 pages in that Lounge making drinks, thinking up cocktails, remembering everyones favourite drink, I even gave you all a pub quiz and this is the thanks I get! Well you go ahead, I can't be held responsible for the vengence that Zarni may now exact! You have been warned!!! :twisted:

[PJ]

There is no bar its my vodka and Iron mans coca cola so we mixed it toghether and had a drink as you don't serve beer to us even though i am older than everyone in the newb lounge and hotel forum wise.

[labmonkey]

Hmmmm, I suppose thats reasonable enough, just don't be giving alcohol to any of your guests! I'll be keeping an eye on this place :ninja:

Ok have a nice night all and enjoy yourselves! :)

[Sand-Man]

Hmm its seems my bar has gone to waste, bananas and other fruits sit on it. Starts construction in the basement of the hotel on a "speak easy". Sets it up and installs a nifty blast resistant vault door with a peep hole.

[dodo queen]

hello everyone!!! im freeeeeeeeeeee from the hell of school!!!!

[PJ]

hi DQ by the way IronMan loves you the machine will work in a minute in newb lounge.

[dodo queen]

im not to sure he does peej. How would you know anyway???

[PJ]

Shhh i not tell you about my gossipingingnessagge tsk tsk, do you aspect david blaine his magic trick secrets.

[dodo queen]

i dont really see david blaine that often, so i have never asked him.
But i see you everyday on the forums!!
and im not sure that gossipingingnessagge is a word
p.s tell me!!!

[dodo queen]

oh what the hell im double posting for once!!
*goes up to room and lies on bed with door open and listens to mindless rock music*

[PJ]

* walks in DoDo's room and kicks stereo in *

Turn off that shit.

[dodo queen]

hey, what the hell did you do that for!!! I could never fix this stereo now!!
Unless someone does it for me

[PJ]

I can but i wont.

*puts on pcd player and listens to Oasis stop crying your haert out.*

[dodo queen]

ill have to get someone else to do it for me then. Is iron man or zerobass any good with machines???

[PJ]

No or they wouldnt of hired me give it here *fixes it but breaks all c.d's*

[dodo queen]

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! not my precious c.ds!!!!!
by the way, i have come to the conclusion that iron man doesnt fancy me and you were lying.

[Sand-Man]

Go down to the speak easy and enjoy the entertainment...

[Zen]

Iron Man
Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can

*sings repeatedley for 7 hours*

[Zarni]

*a figure cloaked in black slides in, no-one seems to be paying his any attention as he blends in so well with the magnolia wallpaper.... he goes downstairs, seemingly gliding bove the steps, until he reaches the blast resistant vault door to the speak-easy. shaking his right arm free of the robe, he allows the metal to glint in the weak light before ramming it through the metal of the door and wrenching the entire structure from its hinges. storming in, zarni throws his cloak from him and draws his trusty broadsword, bob.*

*finding sand man asleep atop several crates of beer, zarni picks him up and throws him into the kenyan, still singing, in a desperate attempt to shut the latter up. he then picks then both up, carries them up stairs and leaves them in the hotel foyer. before he leaves, though, he removes a small sphere from his belt, squeezes it, and tosses it lightly down the stairs.*

*zarni leaves, as behind him the hotel is shaken by a loud blast, and the smell of exploded alcohol fills the air.*

'my work here is done...'

*disappears....*

[Sand-Man]

What you mistakened for beer was bottled water for the breakfeast buffet. The Speak Easy was supposed to be a private lounge for you to eat your breakfast and read the morning newspaper.. But until the tables etc I need came in, we were using it for storage. The entertainment down here was a South Park Pinball machine and, a thing of krispy kreme doughnuts.

[dodo queen]

im now back to look after the hotel but it looks like zero bass or iron man arnt here to help me this morning. I feel so alone!!:(

[madhatter]

aww its ok.. you do most of the work any ways :ninja:

[PJ]

*fixes hotel and gives dodo queen c.d's*

Sorry for breaking them i was just p***** off.

[hoogiman]

I'm here to help.

-Hoogi,

Chef.

[PJ]

Give us an all day brekkie please.
im going to the bog.

[Zen]

Im alive, but how..................








Iron Man,
Iron Man,
Does whatever an iron can,

Flattens clothes,
Falls on feet,
God only knows,
What he likes to eat.......

Some day i will get a third verse.

[Sand-Man]

I 5 Star Hotel should have complete room service (food and drink), and it should have mini bars in the rooms. Hence forth there has been a proper kitchen made for the chef, and mini bars put in all the rooms.

[RobW]

*Walks in with a cat clawing face*
Room please.

[PJ]

Ahem sand-man your art is the shitznitz but im the builder here.

*takes everything hes done out and does it again peej style (the best)*

[king_kihl]

Oi! I've been here 15 seconds and I still haven't found my bed mint. What kind of Hotel is this? You have one more chance to redeem yourself. Show me to my room so I can check it out. 23, 24, 25...

[dodo queen]

*takes king_kihl to his room*
*shows him 5 bedmints laid out on pillow*
Are you happy now???

[Zen]

I want five bedmints.

*continues singing iron man song:

Iron man, Iron man,
Does whatever an iron can,

bla bla bla
bla bla bla, ect, ect*

In fact, I want six mints.........And a room............I live in a box...........spare change.......please.......

[dodo queen]

o.k, and stop singing that song!!! I dont think he fancys me, peej was lying, i think..........
any wayz
*show the kenyan to his room with six bedmints*
*gives spare change*
there ya go!!

[Zen]

Dodo Queen, Dodo Queen
Shes the opposite of mean. :love:

*stuffs his face with mints*

*asks everybody to give spare change, and more mints, now.....* :shock: o_0

[dodo queen]

you want more mints??
o.k, i like to give the hotel guests what they want.
*gives the kenyan more mints*

[Zarni]

*walks in*

*puts up advert for the shiny new Noob Toilets*

(with self-flushing infra-red urinals, uber-hand-washers, automatic beautifiers, magic mirrors, and international spy satellite uplink stations towel dispensers!)

*walks out.*

[Sand-Man]

Rigs up a vodka line secretly to orange juice despenser for the breakfast buffet.

[dodo queen]

so, im back to run the hotel!!
how ya'll doin?

[Zen]

*cuts the vodka line and very discreetley replaces it with a petrol line.*

Helllo dodo queen, hows it been, welcome back.

*walks into new toilets ans eats the urianal cakes (or whatever the hell there called)*

[allfalldown]

*drives forklift into kitchen and lifts crate of 1940s war rations*

*reverses away to the Noob Toilets*

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I said I would.

[Sand-Man]

What good will a gasoline and orange juice drink do ya?

[madhatter]

.. probaly not much.. except a stomach pump

[Zen]

:ninja: he he. And i would of got away with it if it wasnt for.....

[Nuclear Spoon]

*walks into hotel kitchen, takes 73 pies (calculated with nothing but brain), arranges them so there is 25 pie on the bottom and one on top, urinates on them and runs away with a look of triump on face*
*Throws a watermelon through a window on the 5th floor for no reason*

[dodo queen]

what is this i hear of people poisoning our guests with petrol?
oh, i dont know!!
*detaches petrol from orange juice machine and puts in security alarm*
thats better!

[madhatter]

what a waiste of pie!!! *checks THE MACHINE for pie* hey, that was all the pie!

[dodo queen]

i think youve got the wrong thread mate, this is the noob hotel, not the new newb lounge!!!!

[madhatter]

didnt you get the memo? one was installed in here too

[PJ]

Did you get the memo there wasn't.

Your seeing things. We have to cook our breakfasts.

[madhatter]

*cries* im becoming delutional... again

[Zero bass]

Im back from a longer then expected journey

suvoriners for all (sorry for spelling mistakes)

*hands everyone a mini big ben model*

[dodo queen]

hey, anyone wanna use the new spa that has been set up in peejs room?

[Sand-Man]

Installs water fountians in the halls on every floor. Its special "triple distilled" water :D .

[PJ]

Im the builder.

*Takes them all out and installs them again peej style.*

[dodo queen]

hey peej, have you been on the' pics of you' thread lately cos ive posted a piccie on there!!
Wheres our chef, im hungry!!!

[Sand-Man]

I didn't know adding special "water" fountains is building, but knock yourself out.

[dodo queen]

looks like im running it on my own again. *sigh*
i wish the others were here.
anyway, how are all the forumities doing then?

[PJ]

Fine thank you now ill chef until hoogiman realuses he could be hired.

What will it be anyone.

[dodo queen]

oh, please can i have a toasted bacon sandwich please?

[PJ]

Yes sounds nice ill have one two. *cooks up two bacon on toast sarnis.*

[dodo queen]

thanks peej, did you see my picture on the 'pics of you' thread?

[PJ]

Yes i did.

Whats that.
*looks at glowing thing in the sky*

[dodo queen]

ohhh, glowing thing!!!!
yay!!
*eats sandwich*
hey, youre a pretty good chef peej!!

[PJ]

I win.

I'll go see what it is. *runs outside with fishing net.*

[dodo queen]

damn it!! i thought that the glowing thing was a trick.
*runs after peej with fishing net*
haha!! i will catch you, take your fishing net and then catch the glowing thing!!

[PJ]

*I will catch it jumps on to tree and catches it.

Runs back in and eats it.*

Tastes like paste.

[dodo queen]

damn it!!!
*goes and mopes in corner*
i wanted the glowing thing
*sniff*

[PJ]

Here,
*give dodo a free bacon sarnie and laughs because she was crying over a stupid litle paste tasting glow.*

[dodo queen]

hehe, i knew my cunning crying plan would work........
*takes free sarnie*

[PJ]

Doh. im an idiot *makes sell extra strong coffee to wake self up.*

[Zero bass]

*kicks the door of the hotel open for dramatic effect whilst everyone ohhhhss and awwwws*

bit snowy out there

*goes and looks around to see 8 new pages since my last post*

cant be botherd to see what is new

*goes up to his room and plays the drums really loud to wake everybody up*

Im back wake up

[PJ]

Hi you do know you didn't win the boss of the yer as of letting all those pages go past :nana: . *sees another glowy thing*

[Zero bass]

damn
couldnt help it
i even said im going for some days to see my family

[dodo queen]

i was away for the nominations!! :(

[Zero bass]

oh well

did our hotel win?
did you win peej?

tell me all

*goes insane*

[PJ]

Well labmonkey won boss.
I won builder and i won the weirdest builder.
And we won the hotel.

[Zero bass]

we womn hotel
*dances*

but i think we are to only hotel.........?

anybody know whats happening to the cause?

[PJ]

Yes its dying, i know as im a causer.

[Zero bass]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

my life is being washed down the drain
the cause.......*sobs*
*has a 1 minute silence for the cause*

[dodo queen]

yay, paste!!!

[Zero bass]

paste?

ah well

*gets his bean bag and listens to cky on the stereo*

[dodo queen]

yay, cky!!!
anyone to use peejs new spa?

[_twiggyz_bitch_]

*hears cky from miiiles away*....*runs all the way to the hotel*.....*dances...alone....in a corner*

[Zero bass]

*jumps up on the chair and just goes crazy rocking out to cky*

damn you coffee look what you done to me

[_twiggyz_bitch_]

*joins in with the rocking out*

[Sand-Man]

Whom ever can drink the most from the water fountains before passing out gets +rep from me :D

[Zarni]

*sits outside the hotel giggling insanely, and launches another paste-tasting glowy thing into the sky above the hotel, just to frustrate dodoqueen and peej*

*giggles inanely*

[Zero bass]

wooo zarni geuss what
this is virtual
so whatever you do to the hotel is just fiction so if you think you are getting anywhere your not.

[Zarni]

woo, zero bass, guess what?

you're a fool.

no, wait, that's not virtual, is it?

[lellykelly]

Whom ever can drink the most from the water fountains before passing out gets +rep from me :D

-_- I'm not sure about water, that's the hard stuff heh :p .

[Zero bass]

to be honest i dont care write all you want in this thread dont really care cause im putting you on ignore

[Slithe]

*After a looooooooooooong sleep, I emerge, but noticing that everyone is fighting, I go back to bed*

[Zero bass]

*is a bit bored*

i see why iron man and dodo queen arnt here at the moment
proberly they gots social lifes

i except ypur challenge sand man

*runs over to the fountain and drinks the water for abput 10 seconed and emerges drunk*

hic
how did i do? *faints*

[Sand-Man]

Pretty good job there. Thats triple distilled "water" your drinking :D I wonder if anyone can beat that?

[PJ]

* runs over to the fountain and drinks for 5 minutes and popasses out*

[_twiggyz_bitch_]

*watches from a safe distance*

*pokes the recently passed out Peej with a bit of string*

*announces* yup....he's dead alright.

[Zero bass]

*stands over peej and decides to poke him with a stick*
poke poke poke

"goes and sits in the hottub he made"

[_twiggyz_bitch_]

*watches string oscillate in front of her eyes*

*is hypnotised*

o_O

[Zero bass]

twiggy have you got a room?

[PJ]

Did i win?

I win i win.

107 points wins.

[_twiggyz_bitch_]

*can't remember*

*thinks not*

*is going for the hobo kinda lifestyle*

*would probably like a room, just so she could have a key and feel special*

[Zero bass]

*gives twiggyz bitch a key*
enjoy your stay at the noob hotel

[_twiggyz_bitch_]

*puts key in mouth*

*feels ever so special*

*flutters eyelashes*

wow, thank you! *does the "i have a key, i am special" dance*

[dodo queen]

im a'back and ready to run the hotel............for 30 minutes............
*hops around the room insanely chanting 'i am a duck!!'*
quack!!!

[Zero bass]

*jumps in the fountain and sortof floats there drinking the water for 30 mins*

[dodo queen]

hi!!
why is everyone floating around in fountains?
oh well, ill join you!!
*dives into fountain*

[Sand-Man]

Its ultra special water, it makes you loose your motor skills, impairs your ability to drive, makes you pass out, and of course if fun to float in. (still no winner yet you have to beat my record of 7 minutes chugging non stop, not just floating and sipping)

[dodo queen]

*finally gets out of fountain*
i..ve be..e..n fl....oa..t...ing in t....he..re f..or a l..ong ti...me.
*faints*

[Zero bass]

allright people just been looking up 5 star hotels and found out that they serve food all day breakfast lunch and dinner a spa and a bar (we will serve non alcholic drinks to people underaged*