The Create a Sport Challenge

[Twatybollocks]

Ok, either mix up a few sports or create a brand new one of your own and detail it here. BTW – The sport doesn’t have to be sensible, anything creative/funny will do.

SPORT – Cross Country Badminton

General Rules – Participants must travel in pairs. They run across country batting the birdie between them as they go. They get points for how fast they finish the course and how many times they successfully bat the birdie to each other without it hitting the floor. Penalties are handed out if they fail to bat the birdie to each other at least once every 20 seconds, if they fall over or if they run into a tree. Can I say bat the birdie again, I don’t think I’ve said it enough in this thread? Bat the birdie.

[PJ]

Sport- dodec game

Rules- you get a ball with a liitle metal ball inside so it makes a loud noise.
The same rules as football only you are blindfolded so you have to listen for the ball.
The nets are bigger and the pitch is bigger. The crowd has to stay quiet or they get thrown out.
First to ten wins.

[Nuclear Spoon]

Sport - Frigsby

General Rules - Like rugby, but with a few changes. Instead of a rugby ball, you have a Frisbee. 10 players to each side. 1 goalkeeper to guard the rugby posts (where you can chuck them through the bottom for 2 points or over the top for 3 points. You can make long forward passes for your teammates to run onto and slot into holes in the ground. If you throw it and it hits the ground, penalty/free pass to the opposition. A scored penalty is 1 point plus the normal number of points of the area it went through. If it goes out of touch on the sidelines it's a free throw. If it goes past the bi-line, goal throw. Less contact, you can push people to the ground if you're jostling for the Frisbee. But if you go all the way ie rugby tackle, slide tackle them, penalty/free pass.

Not a bad idea this actually.

[TaterSalad]

The sport: Global Football

It's a mix between American football and soccer. All of the plays are constructed and executed in the American style, but instead of endzones their are goals at the ends of the field and a soccer ball is used. Also, the player who is running down the field cannot carry the ball, they must use their feet. There are many other rules, but that's the general outline of it. If you want me to explain the rest of the rules, just say so.

[HammerandSickle]

Sport Dodge Javelin.

The rules of the game are simple, one "Thrower" starts holding the javelin, the oher players are running around (Inside a closed area). The aim is to "Tag" the other players with the javelin.

Once a player is tagged they can also throw the javelin (If they are not hospitalised already.)

Points are awarded for:
Best Piercing.
Straight Through the Body Bonus. (Javelin flies straight through leavig a hole.)
Double-killTag (Getting two people at once.)

[Gnome General]

I invented a sport once, and my friends and I actually play it on occasion because all it requires is a field and a tennis ball or other similar ball.

You need at least four people to play, but more is better. You split up into teams, and go to opposite sides of the field. Your goal is to move the tennis ball to the other side of the field, and into a predetermined strip at the end, a few feet wide, which can be marked off by trees, cones, painted lines, etc. This area is similar to an endzone in American Football.

When holding the ball, you can only take three steps. To pass the ball, you must bounce it once and only once before it can be caught by another team member. If the ball is dropped, the opposing team gets possession and must start moving the ball in the other direction.

Other than those rules, you are pretty much free to do whatever you want. There are contact and non-contact variations depending on how rowdy the players are. My friends and I generally play in an area that has scattered trees, which make handy obstacles.

The game's main appeal is that it is very simple to learn, and requires very little equipment.

[renatzu]

Highway badminton. I don't think an explanation is necessary.

[TezzRexx]

Monkey Tennis? lol taken from Alan Partridge™

[BlueberryMuffin]

The 'we have a soccerball and some cricket bats to play with but want to play 4 different games' game

Rules: If there is more people than bats, you randomly select who get's bats. You lay to Jumpers/Cones/Cans/Sticks/shoes/ears/jellies/tables/mushrooms at each end of the Backyard/Oval/Road/Grassy Area about 3 metres apart. You have to get the ball through the two markers anyway possible. No dirty play or hitting people with the cricket bats/hands/feets/leags/arms/shoulders/heads/knees/teeth/neighbour's cat.

Fit Ball Volleyball/Markings Up
Rules. Two teams at either end of the road. You have to kick the ball down to the other end. If you catch the ball the kicker is out. If you fall over as a result of the ball you are also out. Last team/man standing wins.

Tennis ball tag
Speaks for itself.

[lemur]

Extreme Chess

Like chess, but instead of the board and the wee pieces, the players use scythes and play in a vat of butter. First one not to drown or first one not to be scythed wins

[weeling bad?]

Blitzball

Grounds: A rectangular field , preferably made of soft matter (such as grass). Dimensions shouldn’t be two large (25m long by 10m wide is good).

Equipment: A hoop (aound 75cm in diametre) suspended around 1.5m fround the ground (at the base of the hoop). A spike ball (made of soft plastic, covered in small rounded spikes, protruding around 1cm. Availible from your local primary school (at least in Australia anyway). Normal clothing.

Players: 1 goalie, 2 forwards and two backs (like rugby, forwards=tanky people, backs=fast). No set amount of players, however this is the recommended amount.

Objective: To through the ball into the hoop.

Scoring: From more than halfway mark scores 3 points, otherwise 1 point.

Penaltys: An illegal action results in a 5m penalty, with only the goalie guarding.

Tackling: An contact with areas such as the testes is illegal. Head contact is also illeagal. Eye gouging, stomping etc. are alo illegal. Otherwise, have fun. Closelining is allowed. No rough contact is allowed on a player who doesn’t have the ball. However, if they are in a stack on top of the ball, they can be moved out of the way.

Passing: There are no restrictions on passing. If the ball moves out of bounds, the other team passes it into play. Shots are not allowed.

Begining the game: The ball is placed in the centre of the field. A player from both teams stands 5m from the ball and 3,2,1, go is counted. On go, both players rush towards the ball and try to obtain it.

Invented by a friend and I on a boring weekend. Was banned from my primary school for being ridiculusly violent. mmmmm........ violence :twisted: