Random story generator

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This is an idea i've seen used in other forums so i thought i'd start one here for us begginers.
you have to continue a sentance someone else starts and just see what happens.
No being harsh.

i'll start.

Jim was walking down the path when he saw a...............

[GorillaBearBear]

..nother thread exactly the same as this onehere (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13550)

[Soapie]

its almost the same as that thread, but this one is crap

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That game is a one word game this can be as long as you like and its crap cause no one but me and you have posted so it hasn't got started. Just give it a chance.

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We'll start again from here.

Weebl was eating a pie when.......

[Zarni]

all of a sudden, for no readily apparent reason, YellowSphere flamed him, as is his habit, it would seem. so...

(p.s. please don't double post; use the edit button at the bottom of the post to add new stuff. :))

[EDIT: apologies to yellowshere for mistaking his sex]

[Special_K]

Weebl was glad because this cooked his pie but then....

[Soapie]

YellowSphere wondered why he had been referred to as a female and apologised for flaming
(he also wondered where he had flamed before so as to be told flaming was his habit)

[Zarni]

he was then told that zarni had simply seen that flaming and extrapolated it into the story, thus making it a habit. weebl, meanwhile decided he was quite sick of all this pie, and decided to try a nice healthy apple instead, but...

[Soapie]

the apple was infested with small writhing maggots which

[Zarni]

he proceeded to spit at bob, in revenge for the evil orange peel trick he had pulled earlier that day. bob....

[Soapie]

didn't like this action and so hid away in the corner with

[jimeh]

misfit, who suddenly decided to join in on the action

[Zarni]

but weebl took this siding with bob to be a declaraion of war against him personally, and so began spitting worms at misfit too. bob retaliated with....

[Nick_Steel]

a giant kipper...

[Zarni]

which he threw at weebl. it exploded into lots of little kippers, which in turn exploded, showering weebl with smokey fish smells.

'right,' said weebl, 'this means war!'

......

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While weebl is getting showered with kipper bob sneaks up and steals weebl's pie causing...

[Zarni]

weebl's 'someone is stealing my pie' alarm to go off, activating the automated tracking laser, which zapped bob....

[Paradigm^]

...all the way over to Norway. Donkey poked his head round the door, and Weebl looked up, noticing that...

[Zarni]

donkey had managed to have a sex change.

'aah!' said weebl. 'donkey is male now!'

donkey said

[Minted]

"I wonder where the fish has gone?"

Looking perplexed, Weebl then ...

[Zarni]

showed donkey a rather large haddock, and pointed to the shards of kipper which still littered the floor.

'now,' said weebl, menacingly brandishing his haddock at donkey, 'tell me where that scoundrel of a pirate chris is!'