Best.Quote.Ever

[apocolypsenow]

What is everyone's favourite quote..from anything..TV show, song etc...

Mine has to be from the brilliant Only Fools and Horses:
Mike: So have they decided on baby names yet?
Trigger: Yeah, if its a girl its called Sigorney, after the actress, and if its a boy, its going to be called Rodney, after Dave....
Trigger's stupidity is just brilliant...

[PJ]

Mine is.

Dude weres my car.

Chinese woman: and then
jessie:thats it
Chinese woman:and then
jessie: thats all
Chinese woman: and then
Jessie: if you say and then one more tome ill kill you
Chinese woman:and then and then and then and then

[Zarni]

fry, you have no nose! there is no nose on your face! your nose has gone! where it is, i cannot say, but on your face, it is not!!!

or:

wuv? this concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates me!

(both from futurama)

[madhatter]

Family guy:

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

[Shave]

Dr. Evil - "ow. you friggin' shot me" from Austin Powers 2

[Zarni]

or: 'minime? stop humping that laser.'

[Dude]

"Riiiiight..." from Austin Powers.

"How about nooooo" From Austin Powers.

"I emplore you to reconsider" Kung Pow, Enter The Fist.