helo there!

[Xperiment]

I'm new here, and i'm scared :( :(

[Captain Mark]

Don't be, young one.

So long as you use grammar and don't spam, you shall be allright

Have fun on the great orange yonder :)

[PoofBird]

Welcome,

have a crow

[Minted]

I had a crow, but I lost it :(

Enjoy the forums, and take good care of your crow. You'll never know how much you'll miss it till it's gone ...

[Xperiment]

crows are cool thank you

you may pet my crow if you want I call him Rudolph

[Zarni]

whoopee! a good sense of humour!

*gives xperiment + rep*

welcome! and don't forget to visit the noob lounge for random fun! :)

[Littleshore]

Welcome!

Have a spoon

[Cap'n Zola]

Bit of a contradiction there...."don't spam" and "goto the noob lounge" :rolleyes:

Welcome, wanna dime bar? (Seriously, why does no one want this dime bar? :()

Have fun and whatnot, lurk around a bit to get the aura/atmosphere/feel/pollution/cat of the forums and jump in whenever you want =]

[Kharysma]

Hello and Welcome! Enjoy your stay and remember I am only a pm away if you ever need help! :D

[Paradigm^]

Welcome, welcome! Hang on, everyone was saying that to me yesterday. Eeek, I've been assimilated already!

[Minted]

Welcome, wanna dime bar? (Seriously, why does no one want this dime bar? :()

Where do you keep this dime bar? And if it keeps getting turned down, how long have you had it? Maybe if you refreshed the dime bar to a new one, people would want it?

[Xperiment]

no i dont want your dime bar

but i think rudolph loves dime bars dont you rudolph?

[Cap'n Zola]

Well I was given the dime bar when I first arrived here back in February...I can't quite remember who gave me it, some dark, evil shadowy figure in that alley way over there *points*

*runs while everyone looks at blank wall* mwahahahahahahahahahaha

[SWE]

hello there!
I have a brother.

[Dingbat]

Morgens.

Ignore this rumoured Zola...he's a little on the 'insane maniac' side ;)

Enjoy forums. Be good etc.

[hoogiman]

Welcome young newb, to the weebl and bob forum. Have a nice stay, be responsible, get reputation, and have fun. Make sure you don't spam or overuse emoticons and punctuate properly. Take care with posts and follow these rules and guidelines.

Common newb mistakes and tips:

:weebl: Start a "what's ur fave pie?" thread. You'll get flamed, linked to other threads and it'll be most likely moved to the cheese bin.
:weebl: This is not a chatroom: so don't say "ur", say "your". And don't say "teh", say "the", don't say "cant", say "can't" and don't say "gr8", say "great"; you get the drift.
:weebl: Don't argue with a mod or an admin, it's not a pretty sight.

N00b: omg! teh cow goes moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Admin: Stop spamming, you ferking idiot.
N00b: u cant stop me from talking, ill keep on talking
N00b: look! see?
N00b: u cant stop me!!!
N00b: Hahahahahhaha
Admin *bans*: Yes I can.

:weebl: Don't expect an answer after two minutes, again, this isn't a chatroom. Just wait.
:weebl: Don't start exact repeats of threads, especially when you've posted in the original.
:weebl: Make sure you use the search button on the top right when you are submitting a link in "Look what I've found".
:weebl: Look in the FAQ before asking a question about the forum itself.

[Xperiment]

O_O

what a lot of information! and i thought school was over...

*goes memorizing rules*

[Cap'n Zola]

Or forget what Hoogiman said and have fun and be yourself...but of course, I'm just the local insane maniac :twisted:

[dead]

excuse me that's my job.anyway, welcome to the blue forums ( they're not orange whatever you people say :rolleyes:, behave, don't spam, blah blah usual stuff that your told when you join a forum.

[Cap'n Zola]

I thought you were just a zombie rat :/

Ahhh blue forums, oh how I love the blue.

I'm starting to get a little annoyed by everyone saying that - new user registers, posts "hello" thread and is immediatly bombarded by 15 people telling them not to spam. I think that can be classed as being prejudiced :p

Just a little poke in the right direction, maybe a link to Poofy's thread about the guidelines and unwritten rules and a little courtesy, never harmed anyone, eh? =]

[dead]

i'm the reformed spamtard zombie rat. :rolleyes:

[Cap'n Zola]

Ahha, I'm the reformed* spamfuck pirate Twig. :D

*Matter of opinion :ninja:

[LeoZ]

Hello! Do you like snails? I like snails. read my thread. It has many a snail

to the thread!!11 (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15823)

[Xperiment]

i love that thread, but im leaving rudolph here cause i think he eats snails :eek:

[Zarni]

ah, a french penguin?