New.

[king_kihl]

What does it take to get some pie around here? Everyone else has one, except Bob. Seriously though, I am King_Ki'hl a new noob and I thought I may aswell introduce my self.
*Holds out hand awaiting a friendly shake*

[Shave]

*shakes hand* make sure you read the FAQ's and unwritten rules written down, don't spam or use text/1337 speak, otherwise... welcome to the forums and have a good time :p

[Kharysma]

Hello and Welcome! Enjoy your stay! And remember.... I'm just a pm away if you need help or have a question. :D

[Flack]

Wilkommen. Wie Geht's? (Expect diff. language based comments from me)

James

[Captain Mark]

Welcome, new one.

The forums just got a bit brighter, another newbie with good grammar :)

What's this forum coming to? :)

[Minted]

Soon we'll need the 'beginners', 'beginners with english skills', 'beginners who can only use l33t due to a brain defect', 'begi ...

You get the idea. I like it, means the place will be less spammy - welcome and have fun!

[Dr S]

*shakes hand .... if not too hard*

welcome, you may want a shotgun to protect yourself from the nazi zombies.

[king_kihl]

And where may I get a nazi zombie then? Or should I look for the shotgun first? Wow this place is so friendly. I thank you all for your kindness and advice on the zombies.

[Incognito2me]

I'm sure this person was better recieved than I was... All i was offered was a dime bar, and he gets zombie nazis? :p

[dead]

as long as you can spell properly, read the rules, think before posting and be wittier than your average n00b, you'll do well here. have some reputation. :)

[hoogiman]

Hello there. *waves a lot*
*falls over*

[Patrick Moore]

everything's been said...

hello there.

[Zarni]

welcome to the future...

(well, it is orange, at least)