Smirnoff

[HammerandSickle]

After seeing some Graffiti today I decided to create this thread based on it.

The name of the game is to make a funny and witty pun like:
I thought Illegal meant a sick bird until I discovered Smirnoff.

It must always end in "Until I discovered Smirnoff".
The ones that make me laugh will get +repped.

Here is one to start you off:

I thought Clap was a form of applause until I discovered Smirnoff.

[IOU!_username]

I thought Spinal Tap was a back ornament until I discovered Smirnoff.
I thought buggerall was a command until I discovered Smirnoff.
another one, though it's not really a pun-
I thought I had friends until I discovered Smirnoff.

[gatochy]

I thought the girls I slept with were ugly until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Bisyss]

I thought you used the Internet to catch fish until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Scribbly]

I thought that a pussy was just a type of cat untill I discovered Smirnoff.

[therhino]

I thought Led Zeppelin was the future of transport until I discovered Smirnoff.

[gatochy]

To whoever plussed me for my post, the cliché that when you drink people look more attractive to you usually goes like this: men drinking, women getting prettier the more they drink. The fact I (Gatochy = girl) said it doesn't make me masculine in my way of thinking. And second, thanks for the plus, but please read what it says in my "location" and in my sig. Thanks again.

I thought getting work and getting a job were the same thing until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Littleshore]

I thought drinking was a bad thing until I discovered Smirnoff

I thought Stalin was bad until I discovered Smirnoff

I thought tennis were boring until I discovered Smirnoff

[plattbridger]

I thought driving was boring until I discovered Smirnoff

I thought alcopops were contained alcohol until I discovered Smirnoff (well it does but not nearly enough)

I thought antifreeze was the shiznitz until I discovered Smirnoff

[HammerandSickle]

They are all good so far,
Reps will be on thei way *Just gotta wait 24hrs :)*

Another few:

I thought Copper Nitrate was Police Overtime until I discovered Smirnoff.
I thought Smirnoff was a Russian tank commander until I discovered Smirnoff.

[junior]

I thought cunnilingus was a cloud until I discovered Smirnoff

[Gork]

I thought herpes was what girls did when they went to the bathroom until I discovered Smirnoff.

[king_kihl]

I thought that nail polish made my nails shiny until I discovered smirnoff.

[Sand-Man]

I thought waking up and not knowing where you were would never happen to me, until I discovered Smirnoff.

[gatochy]

I though blondes had more fun and brunettes were smarter until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Bisyss]

I thought you used the Brownian method to make pudding until I discovered Smirnoff.

[junior]

I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository until I discovered smirnoff!

I thought tongue twister was a word game until i discovered smirnoff.

[Dude]

I thought I Pwned until I discovered Smirnoff.

I thought I liked Busted until I discovered Smirnoff.

[junior]

I thought oral sex was just talking about doing it until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Bisyss]

I thought mooning was a form of astrology until I discovered Smirnoff.

[IOU!_username]

I thought ninjas sucked till I discovered Smirnoff.

[dadatramp]

I thought i was Boris Becker until I discovered smirnoff

[Handwashed Pug]

I thought a ho was a garden tool until I discovered Smirnoff

[Sand-Man]

I never thought of sleeping with my sister untill I discovered Smirnoff. (Redneck joke)

[Bisyss]

I thought beasteality* was impersonating animals untill I discovered Smirnoff.

*I can't spell!

[argh]

I thought there was a limit to how much you could vomit until I discovered Smirnoff.
I thought 12 year olds were off limits until I discovered Smirnoff.
I though gettin drunk was something vampires do to you until I discovered Smirnoff.
I thogt I cud tipe on-til I descoverd *hic-up* Smirnopjkjhblkjghs.adg

[Bisyss]

I thogt I cud tipe on-til I descoverd *hic-up* Smirnopjkjhblkjghs.adg
I thought Argh was taking the mick out of my typing errors until I discovered Smirnoff.

[HammerandSickle]

I thought until I discovered Smirnoff.

[SWE]

i thought frogs with big elbows were cool until i discover Smirnoff

[Schism]

I thought goths needed puppies until I discovered smirnoff

I thought the anwser was 42 until I discovered smirnoff

I thought 4 degrees was a harmless song until I discovered smirnoff
(if you dont know what this means pm me and Ill tell you, most of you do I bet)

[Sand-Man]

I thought tossing the salad was what you did at a restaraunt until I discovered Smirnoff.

[IOU!_username]

I thought a one night stand was something that David Blaine had done till I discovered Smirnoff.

[HammerandSickle]

I thought Pr0n was fake until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Handwashed Pug]

I thought shaking hands with the unemployed would give me a job down the local job centre until I discovered smirnoff

[Bisyss]

I thought an Enema was a rapper until I discovered Smirnoff.

[gatochy]

I thought a "rep" was a sexual assault until I discovered Smirnoff.

[HammerandSickle]

I thought spamm was food until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Empty Pie Dish]

I thought I was Super Man until i discovered Smirnoff

I thought a hangover was where you put your coat until i discovered smirnoff

I had a nice job, wife and kids an a cute little kitten until i discovered smirnoff
:twisted:
I wasn't in jail condemned to death until i discovered smirnoff(part 2 of above)

[argh]

I thought I could fly when I discovered Smirnoff.
I could walk until I discovered Smirnoff.
I thought I like men until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Bisyss]

I thought Limp Bizkit was a disabled gingerbread-man until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Mcdoodle]

I didnt think until i discovered Smirnoff

[Bisyss]

I thought cybersex involved robots until i discovered Smirnoff.

[Mcdoodle]

i thought falling out of a tree hurt until i dicovered smirnoff

[Blackthorne]

I thought abstract was only an art form until i discovered smirnoff

[Mcdoodle]

i thought spammers were people that make spam until i discovered smirnoff

[HammerandSickle]

I thought only petrol was flammable until I discovered smirnoff.

[Wilson]

I thought spooning was stabbing your partner with spoons until I discovered Smirnoff.

[gatochy]

I thought "puss in boots" was a surrealist pr0n movie's title until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Mcdoodle]

I thought making posts were hard until i discovered Smirnoff

[gatochy]

I thought the flapping of a butterfly's wings could cause a natural disaster until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Gin&Tonic]

I had a life, money and respect until I discovered Smirnoff.

[plattbridger]

I thought you played Russian Roulette in a Casino until I discovered Smirnoff

I thought Lisa Riley was ugly until I discovered Smirnoff

I thought I'd never do drugs until I discovered Smirnoff

[Sand-Man]

I thought I would never be on Cops until I discovered Smirnoff.

[LeoZ]

I didn't know 'give the dog a bone' was ambiguous until i discovered smirnoff

[allfalldown]

I knew the difference between horizontal and vertical until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Bisyss]

I thought innuendo was literal* until I discovered Smirnoff.
*say it slowly...

[Sand-Man]

I thought shrooms were what you ate on pizza until I discovered Smirnoff.

[Mcdoodle]

i thought pizzas were round until i discovered smirnoff