Sports that aren't in the olympics that should be.

[Dude]

This has probably been done before but I don't care.

Well, what sports do you think should be in the olympics? They can be anything that involves movement (No ¬_¬) e.g. who can click the pen the fastest.

To start off, I think extreme ironing should be an event. Then like I said before, clicky pen races.

Any other idea's?

By the way, i'm not any sort of rep :p

[Sk£tch]

Farting events

Come on, you know you would watch them!

There could be an endurance, volume and pitch competitions!

endurance is who can do the longest fart, volume who can do the loudest and pitch to see who can let off the squeakiest fart the world has ever known...


Oh, and snail racing for Leoz

[Purple Wabbit]

kissing - marks given for tingly-ness quotient and lack of slobber

N.B.: all judges to be kissed must be attractive and apply lip softening balm before event

[Sk£tch]

All female competitors must be judged by a female judge

:notworthy

[Purple Wabbit]

methinks i do not like the above proposed rule as it is unfair to heterosexual female competitors

[Sk£tch]

I shall compromise

Male judges are allowed in the female event if they fulfill the following criteria:

They are me

Seems fair to me

[Purple Wabbit]

I am afraid that all judges are to be vetted by participants before being allowed to take up their position - this removes any chance of disadvantage to the contestant due to revulsion.

N.B. i am not referring to you particularly by that sketch, im just pointing out a necessity - you are probably very attractive *wouldn't know*

[Sk£tch]

I consider myself likely to cause revulsion.

I would post a pic but my mate has all of them from when I get drunk and foolish, and gets tired of sending them as I have to format every like 6 months because my computer enjoys dying...

I shall judge the blind participants!

[Purple Wabbit]

agreed - good compromise :)

[Sk£tch]

I found this, it's one of the only ones where I am not pulling a face, mainly because I didn't know the camera was facing me.

Drunk and it's quite old...

http://www.sc-clan.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=299

I'm either VERY tall or it's the worlds lowest doorframe...

[Purple Wabbit]

i can't see anything remarkably revolting about that - but as i believe i have said, judges will have to be vetted extremely thoroughly. By the way, who's in charge of the Olympics? I really like this idea - I would so win gold!!

*dreams of glory....sigh*

[Sk£tch]

George Foreman and his lean, mean fat reducing grilling machine (tm) are in charge of course!

[Purple Wabbit]

mental note: contact george foreman and co. and demand that kissing is declared an olympic sport.

Also demand to be both a participant in the female event and a judge in the male :rolleyes:

[Sk£tch]

We now need new events, such as freestyle trout slapping

It's too late to think about stuff that makes sense...

[Purple Wabbit]

or a variation on trout slapping, best interpretation of the monty python fish slapping dance

EDIT: why the hell am i still awake?

*snores*

ooh that gives me an idea: EDIT2: sleeping!!!

*me likes+++++*

[Sk£tch]

Monty Python > All

Although Reeves and Mortimer are notibly genius...

How about a medal for Footballer Who Said "Errrrr...." The Least In An Interview...

The world record currently being 121890

[Purple Wabbit]

or the person who most accurately calculates the number of times david beckham says "you know" in a speech (if you can even call it that)

was that record the most or least number of times?

*guesses least*

[Sk£tch]

He only says you know because he doesn't know... Anything



Especially how to score a penalty

[plattbridger]

Belching
Atomic Badger Racing
Tiddly Winks
And the inebriated 100yd stagger

[Sk£tch]

I don't think the ineberated stagger should be divided into distance, rather units of alcohol to be consumed first, and the winner should be the one who falls down last

[Purple Wabbit]

indeed

i get the feeling we are kinda dominating this thread just a little? :rawk: <---me playing in empty room (wrong colour though - :nana: - who spray-painted me yellow?)

oops, off-topic slightly there, erm......fastest retriever of coins from a wishing well :)

EDIT: took me so long to write someone else posted, making my comments invalid - sorry

[Sk£tch]

Obviously what the Olympics is missing is a good old egg and spoon race!

The joys of running in front of the pack
The sorrow of realising you dropped the egg about 5 seconds ago

What more can you ask for

As for dominating the thread, it's not our fault that people don't have the sense to be hanging around the forums at nearly 1am

[Purple Wabbit]

wabbit like egg and spoon race - only race they would let her enter at primary school sports day

*sobs at missed chance of glory - now if there had been a kissing event....*

[Sk£tch]

I was once awarded joint first in the obstacle race, despite the fact that I clearly won it...

Scandelous...

Olympic WWF, sorry, WWE wrestling!
It's not as if it's scripted or anything :ninja:

"Oh no! Now the Judge is in the fight, and he just happens to have a steel chair in his back pocket"

[Purple Wabbit]

posting in forums should be an olympic sport

oh i should soooooo go to bed

[Sk£tch]

I would go to bed, but it's the summer holidays so i'm used to staying up late and so probably couldn't get to sleep even if I wanted to

[Purple Wabbit]

again, i feel i should proclaim the merits of sleeping as an olympic sport - 'twould be so fun!!!

[Sk£tch]

Not from a spectator point of view though...

[Snay]

How about event fixing, or for the greeks, stadium building. :)
No offence to any greek builders intended.

[Sk£tch]

How about event fixing, or for the greeks, stadium building. :)
No offence to any greek builders intended.

You should be worried about causing offence, because they're more likely to be on here reading this than actually getting on with building the bloody stadium :)

[Purple Wabbit]

me likes idea of event fixing muchly - someone is required to challenge wee bull when it comes to fixing prize-givings

i do not understand the allusion to greek builders, but if you have insulted my native race, i will boil you in oil! :twisted:

EDIT: sketch, was that an insult to the greeks i just heard? *prepares pot*

[Sk£tch]

Not Greeks in general, just the builders contracted to build the stadium

:mmmpie:

[Purple Wabbit]

*relents, cleans pot, puts back in cupboard, pats*

wabbit all tired now - me go to beddiebyes

*wabbit wins olympic sleeping contest*

[Nuclear Spoon]

Who can do the most alternating mouse-clicks in a minute. (left-click, right-click ect)
And who can do the strangest laugh. So I can enter.
And at last who can drink the most Coke in 30 seconds. Me, I almost have an addiction. What does make it so addicting?

[gatochy]

or the person who most accurately calculates the number of times david beckham says "you know" in a speech (if you can even call it that)

was that record the most or least number of times?

*guesses least*
On that note, we could also make it a sport of including that expression "You know" as many times in conversation as it's humanly possible - I bet my Tom Cruise against your David Beckham any time, any day.