IRC Comedy Quotes

[Garg]

I think this should be in here this time around....?

A little crap starter

<the_colonel> hang on
* Garg chalks hands and grips...

This is one of my favourite threads... lets keep it alive!

[moog]

good call

on with the shenanigans \o/

[Docco]

yes good call garg...

i still reckon one of the best ones ever was us being v.cruel to zmk :twisted:

shazzam

[Magpie]

hey, i've lost the link to the irc room, i know it's #weebl but not which server?

help

sorry for interuprting your lovely thread

[Sloth]

irc.quakenet.org

i think this is what you want?.,... oh atleast that what it says in mine... even though i hardly get to go there...:(

[Death]

irc.quakenet.eu.org:6667 for me.

[Garg]

Right well this went off topic like a bitch didn't it.

Come on now!

BE FUNNY....

*points towards skoo....*

[Dødens Knekt]

[15:46:31] <flamb0so> what's wrong with flambøso?
[15:46:38] <the_colonel> its a bit gay
[15:46:39] <skoo> I prefer Doeds etc
[15:46:45] <skoo> you sound like a magician now
[15:46:55] <skoo> the fantastic flamb0so!
[15:46:56] <DarkTrojan> ninja pipe cleaners!
[15:46:56] <the_colonel> the flambouyant flamb0so
[15:47:04] * Cheechy gives colonel a pot n a kettle
[15:47:06] * the_colonel high fives skoo
[15:47:08] <the_colonel> heh
[15:47:09] <flamb0so> :)
[15:47:10] <skoo> teamwork
[15:47:12] <the_colonel> i don't sound gay
[15:47:14] <the_colonel> i AM gay

[MeeZ_&_MonK]

i ALWAYS have a laugh in #weebl for the short periods im unbaned from it

[MrPete]

Well, a new forum, new n00bs, more IRC fun - will they ever learn?? ;)

[20:32] * Spooneh|away Quit (Ping timeout)
[20:32] <jamestwis> yay for everything
[20:32] <jamestwis> ping timeout eh? whats that
[20:32] <Jimpy> Evil
[20:32] <jamestwis> oh i c
[20:32] <iDrink> 
[20:32] <jamestwis> evil eh?
[20:32] <Evilone> you called?
[20:32] <jamestwis> idrink eh
[20:32] <Jimpy> root of the californias
[20:32] * schabuda Quit (Signed off)
[20:32] <stav>
[20:32] <iDrink> 
[20:32] <Evilone>  
[20:33] * iDrink 
[20:33] <stav>
[20:33] <TwoPieR> * KaMimi locks the fridge
[20:33] <TwoPieR> <KaMimi> can you lock fridges?
[20:33] <the_colonel>
[20:33] <the_colonel>
[20:33] <stav>
[20:33] <iDrink> 
[20:33] <KaMimi> O.o
[20:33] * stav 
[20:33] <jamestwis> i believe so
[20:33] <TwoPieR> James I can only see your text
[20:33] <iDrink> 
[20:33] <jamestwis> uhu?
[20:33] <TwoPieR> I think this is the IRC byg
[20:33] <stav>
[20:33] <the_colonel>
[20:33] <TwoPieR> We need to quit and restart I reckon.
[20:33] <Jimpy> LOL OMG Thats funnyt stav!
[20:33] <the_colonel>
[20:33] <iDrink> 
[20:33] <jamestwis> wot u mean only ma text
[20:33] <stav>
[20:33] <jamestwis> wotchu talking
[20:34] * the_colonel 
[20:34] <Jimpy> LOLOLOL
[20:34] * iDrink 
[20:34] * stav 
[20:34] <TwoPieR> Most of the stuff everyone is saying isnt coming up.
[20:34] <iDrink> 
[20:34] <TwoPieR> We need to quit and restart
[20:34] <stav>
[20:34] <fenicide>
[20:34] <Jimpy> Stav that tru?
[20:34] <the_colonel>
[20:34] <TwoPieR> should fix it.
[20:34] <stav>
[20:34] <iDrink> 
[20:34] <Jimpy> oh okay
[20:34] * fenicide
[20:34] * GuerillaBaaBaa Quit (Signed off)
[20:34] <stav>
[20:34] <iDrink> 
[20:34] <Scrambled>
[20:34] <the_colonel>
[20:34] <Jimpy> \o/
[20:34] <Scrambled>
[20:34] * TwoPieR has quit (restart to fix bug, cant read your text guys sorry)
[20:34] * stav 
[20:34] <iDrink> 
[20:34] <Jimpy> yea I know =(
[20:35] <jamestwis> ill fix it!
[20:35] <stav>
[20:35] <jamestwis> ummmmmmmgggggghhhhhh
[20:35] <Scrambled>
[20:35] <jamestwis> there all done
[20:35] <stav>
[20:35] <iDrink> 
[20:35] <Scrambled>
[20:35] <Scrambled>
[20:35] <Scrambled>
[20:35] <Scrambled>
[20:35] <stav>
[20:35] <the_colonel>
[20:35] * TwoPieR has joined #weebl
[20:35] * iDrink 
[20:35] <stav>
[20:35] <stav>
[20:35] <stav>
[20:35] <cad^n^mpd> 
[20:35] <fenicide> ?
[20:35] <fenicide>
[20:35] * Scrambled can't read none of what everybody is saying and shit
[20:35] <Scrambled>
[20:35] <Scrambled>
[20:35] <Scrambled>
[20:35] <Jimpy> welp I gots to be going, got to make something for paint contestio >_<
[20:35] * fenicide
[20:36] <iDrink> 
[20:36] <stav>
[20:36] <jamestwis> this is crapped
[20:36] <jamestwis> ypo
[20:36] <the_colonel>
[20:36] <jamestwis> up
[20:36] <jamestwis> cant see wotchu talking
[20:36] <iDrink> 
[20:36] <the_colonel>
[20:36] * jamestwis has left #weebl
[20:36] <stav>
[20:36] <the_colonel> bye
[20:36] <cad^n^mpd> \o/
[20:36] <Scrambled>
[20:36] <iDrink> awww
[20:36] <Scrambled> \o/
[20:36] <fenicide> haha
[20:36] <Gareth> lmao
[20:36] <stav> :D
[20:36] * skoo sets mode: +b jamestwis!*james_twi@stuff
[20:36] <the_colonel> awww my ass
[20:36] <cad^n^mpd> lol
[20:36] <TwoPieR> oh thank fuck
[20:36] <Scrambled> \o/
[20:36] <iDrink> <-- in ABSOLUTE hysterics atm!! :D
[20:36] <Scrambled> i love skoo
[20:36] <cad^n^mpd> who was that?
[20:36] <Scrambled> thats the SECOND time now we've successfully done that
[20:37] <stav> \o/
[20:37] * Scrambled gives #weebl a round of applause
[20:37] <the_colonel> some abusive new poster with an orange squash disorder
[20:37] <iDrink> \o/

Hehe, always a classic :nana:

[freddiestarfish]

heheh

thats a good one.


always works at least once..


now can i be un-banned?


yours

fredwaaarstorefooosh

[Mystical Parrot]

[19:33:47] <colonel|bbs> beb
[19:33:50] <colonel|bbs> beb?
[19:33:51] <colonel|bbs> brb
[19:33:52] <colonel|bbs> yes

well done :P

[moog]

my typing hand was busy

[littlefirework]

macrame?

[Garg]

Originally posted by Mystical Parrot
[19:33:47] <colonel|bbs> beb
[19:33:50] <colonel|bbs> beb?
[19:33:51] <colonel|bbs> brb
[19:33:52] <colonel|bbs> yes

well done :P

My nickname for Marie is beb \o/.

* stav sits in the corner
* the_colonel throws fruit
* stav catches
<flashkat> :)
<flashkat> fruit corner

Nice one Kat ;).

[Mystical Parrot]

[17:13:39] * Docco is now known as iwantyourboobs
[17:13:47] * +iwantyourboobs in my face

[17:14:08] <KaMimi> strange
[17:14:10] <KaMimi> random
[17:14:13] <+docco> :D
[17:14:20] <+docco> you just summed me up in 2 words

:D

[moog]

[00:53] &lt;Garg&gt; I SO need to concentrate more on scanning
[00:54] &lt;the_colonel&gt; your penis?
[00:54]&lt;stav> hold&gt; one manny

beautiful timing stav

[stav]

the whole spelling mistake and not reading the previous lines helped

[manny]

[02:36] * jack^sparrow puts manny in a plastic ball
[02:36] <manny^pirate> (meep :( )
[02:36] <manny^pirate> ( sup )
[02:36] <jack^sparrow> run monkey, run
[02:37] <manny^pirate> ( /me runs )
[02:37] <jack^sparrow> (brackets)
[02:37] <manny^pirate> ( its the sides of my ball innit )
[02:37] <jack^sparrow> (oic)
[02:37] <manny^pirate> (ouc)
[02:37] <jack^sparrow> (good work fella)
[02:38] <paintkat> (are we playing gladiators?)
[02:38] <stav> (heh)
[02:38] <jack^sparrow> (would you liek to?)
[02:38] * jack^sparrow is now known as lightning
[02:38] <lightning> ooh ooh
[02:38] <manny^pirate> i love therapy
[02:38] * paintkat is now known as warrior
[02:38] <manny^pirate> jet Nickname is already in use.
[02:38] <manny^pirate> shit :(
[02:38] <manny^pirate> everyone always gets dibs on jet first
[02:38] <warrior> do do do doooo
[02:38] <lightning> jet Nickname is already in use.
[02:38] <lightning> -
[02:38] <lightning> Jet Nickname is already in use.
[02:38] <lightning> heh
[02:39] * manny^pirate is now known as ulrika
[02:39] <lightning> \o/
[02:39] <stav> garg i know theres one pic for the marie fans
[02:39] <stav> ;)
[02:39] <ulrika> now who gets to be hunter? :)
[02:39] <warrior> mmmm hello ulrika ;)
[02:39] <Garg> I have a few... but the Marie fans will have to ponder :)
[02:39] <lightning> whoever it is gets a fun night in with lightning
[02:39] <warrior> feck him have me lovey!
[02:39] <spooneh> omg
[02:39] <spooneh> im still here
[02:39] <ulrika> warrior will do :)
[02:39] <lightning> omg spooneh :D
[02:39] <spooneh> could have sworn i was gone
[02:39] * ulrika jumps into bed with warrior
[02:40] <warrior> :D
[02:40] <Garg> lol
[02:40] <mpd^minus^cadex> which one was the blonde one with the mullet?
[02:40] <spooneh> weird
[02:40] <lightning> falcon
[02:40] <Garg> You people remember
[02:40] * warrior poses with pugel(?!) stick
[02:40] <Garg> You scare me
[02:40] <lightning> :)
[02:40] <lightning> pick a gladiator name spooneh
[02:40] <stav> /nick rinowolf Nickname is already in use.
[02:40] <stav> -
[02:40] <stav> rino Nickname is already in use
[02:40] <ulrika> awooooooooga
[02:40] <lightning> may i suggest nightshade
[02:40] <stav> :(
[02:40] <warrior> :D
[02:40] <warrior> fashanu!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:40] <lightning> nightshade - worlds biggest teeth
[02:40] <mpd^minus^cadex> heh
[02:40] * stav is now known as fashanu
[02:40] <fashanu> \o/
[02:40] <lightning> :D
[02:40] <spooneh> why are most of them in use
[02:41] <spooneh> and not in here!
[02:41] <lightning> because they are kewl
[02:41] <warrior> now awoooga
[02:41] <lightning> AWOOOOOOOOOGA
[02:41] <warrior> do do do do another one bites the dust!
[02:41] * mpd^minus^cadex is now known as AWOOOOOOOOGA
[02:41] <spooneh> what was the ref called
[02:41] <ulrika> AWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA
[02:41] <AWOOOOOOOOGA> \o/
[02:41] <ulrika> john anderson
[02:41] <lightning> john something
[02:41] <lightning> yes
[02:41] <warrior> :D
[02:41] * lightning hugs ulrika
[02:41] <lightning> nice tats
[02:41] <lightning> <- lesbo curious
[02:41] <AWOOOOOOOOGA> contender, you will go on my first whistle
[02:42] <warrior> :D
[02:42] <ulrika> <- was an unwitting victim having to watch gladiators at dinner time cos my brother loved it :(
[02:42] <AWOOOOOOOOGA> gladiator, you will go on my second whistle
[02:42] <AWOOOOOOOOGA> 3
[02:42] <AWOOOOOOOOGA> 2
[02:42] <AWOOOOOOOOGA> 1
[02:42] <fashanu> hunter Nickname is already in use
[02:42] <lightning> peeeeeeeeeeeeep
[02:42] <AWOOOOOOOOGA> go you buggers!
[02:42] <warrior> :D
[02:42] * lightning climbs up the eliminator
[02:42] <ulrika> the TRAVELATOR!
[02:42] <lightning> oops
[02:42] <lightning> hehe
[02:42] * warrior waves her sponge finger thing about
[02:42] <AWOOOOOOOOGA> tee hee
[02:42] <ulrika> (snap_
[02:42] <lightning> indeed
[02:42] * lightning waves warrior about
[02:43] * ulrika gets horny
[02:43] * ulrika goes to ikea
[02:43] <warrior> oooh lightning press a bit harder there love
[02:43] * lightning buggers wolf in the changing rooms
[02:43] <ulrika> heh heh
[02:43] * fashanu is now known as contestant1
[02:43] <Perp> i turn around for 5 minutes
[02:43] <lightning> \o/
[02:43] <Perp> and this is what happens

this is what happens at 2:45am

[moog]

drunkness is no excuse ( i was jack sparrow/lightning btw)

[katox]

oh god... we are such knobs. made me laugh my head off though so can't be all bad.:p :D

(moi was paintkat/warrior)

[Garg]

We all bukkaked Manny/Ulrika as well \o/.

[manny]

....right

[Docco]

[16:31] <Dibbie> I need ice, nurofen and oral secks
[16:31] * @iDa_nOOOOOOOOOO gives dibbie a can of coke and some paracetamol
[16:32] <Dibbie> close enough

[Garg]

I'll just post the Stav edit music mp3s...

* docco Is Now Playing - Reel Big Stav - Sellout [03:47]
* docco Is Now Playing - System Of A Stav - Bubbles [01:57]
<Garg^Better> !mp3 Staviohead - Pyramid Song.mp3
* docco Is Now Playing - Rammstav - Du Hast [03:55]
<Garg^Better> !mp3 Stavimoto - Goodmorning Sunshine.mp3
* docco Is Now Playing - Stav Against The Machine - Killing In The Name Of [05:14]
<Garg^Better> !mp3 Anti-Pop Constavium - Bubblz.mp3
<Garg^Better> !mp3 Musical Stav - Pass the Duchie.mp3
* docco Is Now Playing - Aphex Twin - Stavlicker [06:07]
<Garg^Better> !mp3 Queens Of The Stav Age - First it Giveth.mp3

lol we find amusement in little places.

[Evilone]

[17:40:48] <boyfantastic> lo
[17:40:53] <boyfantastic> ash you wuss
[17:40:56] * freddie (~freddiean@213.122.213.247) has joined #weebl
[17:40:57] <boyfantastic> stay and be blamed
[17:41:02] <freddie> ok
[17:41:03] * freddie (~freddiean@213.122.213.247) has left #weebl
[17:41:05] <Evilone> lol

freddie managing to misunderstand the direction of weebl's blame there :P

[scram]

<miss-mimi> hello
<Scrambled> sup
<miss-mimi> i'm tired
<Scrambled> go to bed
<Scrambled> next


later



* fen covers eyes
* Loneli covers ears
* Scrambled covers mouth
<[murray]> oh my medication


Lollerrific.. well for me

[Magpie]

* peepers^schoool is now known as peepers
<peepers> hi
<cadex> ho
<Magpiggles> go back to school
<Magpiggles> don't be a fool
<Magpiggles> it's cool
<skoo> omfg u rool
<skoo> you tool
<cadex> lool

oh the wit

[Docco]

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[18:24] * docco cries


own up... who broke the internet?

[igor]

oh shi

[freddiestarfish]

i blame ash

[moog]

[00:08] <[murray]> i have also discovered that after 5 or 6 vodka and cokes, mirrors confuse me horrensoduly

i love friday nights in

[2PieR]

<[murray]> why the hell am i playing guitar solos on my head???

Not exactly hilarity but it cracked me up at the time. the mental imagery was too good.

[[murray]]

Originally posted by 2PieR
<[murray]> why the hell am i playing guitar solos on my head???

Not exactly hilarity but it cracked me up at the time. the mental imagery was too good.

Heh, I was tapping out the solo to Pipeline (a surfing song) on my head with my left hand.

Ah alcohol, how I love thee.

Edit: Damnit I'm on form tonight.

[scram]

<Scrambled> hey smeagle lets play /quit again
<Comrade_Penguin> lol
<Smeagle> me so silly
<Evilone> /quit
<Scrambled> /quit
<Evilone> fun game Scrambled!
<Smeagle> how rude
* TwoPieR has quit IRC (Signed off)
<Evilone> rofl @ twopier
<Scrambled> always gets someone

When we're bored on irc, we play with people.

Learn.

[EasyTiger]

*laughs*
that's fantastic.

[2PieR]

Originally posted by Scrambled
<Scrambled> hey smeagle lets play /quit again
<Comrade_Penguin> lol
<Smeagle> me so silly
<Evilone> /quit
<Scrambled> /quit
<Evilone> fun game Scrambled!
<Smeagle> how rude
* TwoPieR has quit IRC (Signed off)
<Evilone> rofl @ twopier
<Scrambled> always gets someone

When we're bored on irc, we play with people.

Learn.

*gets up, brushes dust off*
I meant to do that.

[EasyTiger]

\o/
I got to play the quit game :)

<Scrambled> oi
<EasyTiger> yes oi
<EasyTiger> all you lot
<stavchops> oi
<Scrambled> oi
<EasyTiger> I want to play the quit game \o/
<docco> oi
<stavchops> k
<EasyTiger> and seb said he'd join me
<EasyTiger> anyone else for it?
<Scrambled> how do you play?
<stavchops> /quit
<Smeags> yay
<fredwaarrdddd> oi?#
<EasyTiger> /quit
* Scrambled (Scrambled@cpc1-leat1-5-0-cust210.herm.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Signed off)
<fredwaarrdddd> _\quit
* Smeags (Smeagle@breakspears.force9.co.uk) Quit (Signed off)
<stavchops> /quit
<docco> :D
<stavchops> \o/
* EasyTiger giggles
* Dibbie|cleaning (Dibbie@cpc2-cwma1-4-0-cust226.swan.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Signed off)

\o/

[Smeagle]

Not fair, I held down the wrong button by mistake :mad:

[EasyTiger]

bwuahaha :P

[moog]

[14:46] <GuerillaBaaBaa> I love crap
[14:46] <iPete> i can stand some fish (inc. crabs (i know are not fish)), but i cant stand cockles, muscles, etc.
[14:46] <GuerillaBaaBaa> wtf?
[14:46] <GuerillaBaaBaa> that was supposed to say crab
[14:46] <the_colonel> lol

note that P and B are not even anywhere near each other.

scatman? hmmm

[EasyTiger]

you defated him? :>

Well done skooble ;)

[Dibbie]

Originally posted by EasyTiger

* Dibbie|cleaning (Dibbie@cpc2-cwma1-4-0-cust226.swan.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Signed off)

\o/

Being a past-master of the quit game and also having appeared in a similar post in the previous forum I would like to point out that I quit for legit reasons and not because I was playing the quit game.

For evidence - check out the nick I was using...

Still ,funny as a truck load of feck anyway :p

[freddiestarfish]

*freddiestar has joined #weebl
<skoo>lo
<skoo>lets not beat about the bush
*skoo sets mode +b 213-122-62-45.in-addr.btopenworld.com (me)

[[murray]]

[16:34] <freddiestarfish> heh
[16:34] <freddiestarfish> i need an idea of something to do for a fansign
[16:34] <freddiestarfish> i cant spell skoo with my hair, its too hard
[16:34] <[murray]drivor> write it on your mums tits while shes sleeping
[16:34] <skoo> rofl
[16:34] <Scrambled> murray
[16:35] <skoo> thats genius
[16:35] <Scrambled> thats the best thing i've ever heard you say
[16:35] <[murray]drivor> heh
[16:35] <skoo> then shout "WAKE UP" and take the pic

[EasyTiger]

<fred`osbourne> /quit
<Scrambled> /quit
<EasyTiger> /quit
<DarkTrojan> /quit
* piano^coo /quits
<Scrambled> :)
* piano^coo (coo@cpc2-lock1-3-0-cust143.cos2.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Signed off)

*giggles*

bless her ;)

[Smeagle]

OK, I know this isn't an IRC quote, but I couldn't find anywhere else to post this, and didn't want to make a new topic.

A child (must have been at least 14) was sitting behind me with his mum today. Their conversation was as follows:

Kid (in angry voice); I'm bored, I'm tired, and I really need a fart!
Mum: Not here.
Kid (whining): But I can't hold it in any longer!
Mum (angry): Well you're just going to have to learn some self-restraint!

*foul smell*


:shock:

[Magpie]

my comic genius is great

<Smeags^homework> wb
<Magpiggles> i'll welcome you back if you're not careful
<Smeags^homework> sorry
<MysticalVerking> lol
<Morning_Fox> LOL
<Morning_Fox> oh my gosh
<Morning_Fox> thats too great

[Jeff The Jiff]

lol... yeah magpie, that was grreat... ;)

[PoofBird]

* fen has joined #weebl
* fen prods docco with a slice of lemon
* fen has left #weebl

o_O

[freddiestarfish]

heheh
IRC is rather strange
and i am a friggin' muppet
damn !ban action

[foxy]

Originally posted by Magpie
my comic genius is great

<Smeags^homework> wb
<Magpiggles> i'll welcome you back if you're not careful
<Smeags^homework> sorry
<MysticalVerking> lol
<Morning_Fox> LOL
<Morning_Fox> oh my gosh
<Morning_Fox> thats too great

MORNING fox

as in I was barely awake, and wanted to die

[stav]

15:40] <freddiestar> im not geodire
[15:41] <skoo> how about geordie?
[15:41] * Ollie` slaps skoo around a bit with a large trout
[15:41] <Ollie`> bitch :P
[15:41] <freddiestar> im not geodrie either
[15:41] <freddiestar> *geordie

[freddiestarfish]

<skoo> freddiestar ate my hamster!

[Docco]

[23:44] <JD-Nips> noooooo
[23:44] <JD-Nips> dont rub the penis in my face!!


[00:12] * docco is playing: The Muffs - Kids in America [03:17]
[00:12] * docco giggles
[00:12] <@skoo> hehehe
[00:12] <@skoo> muff
[00:12] <docco> muffs?!?
[00:13] <docco> i was laughing at america!

[freddiestarfish]

<docco|jsf> my eyes are leaking!
<Vl^D> nice
<MysticalParrot> lol
* MysticalParrot collects doccos eye juice in a bowel
<MysticalParrot> bowl
<skoo> bowels
<skoo> LOL

[Mystical Parrot]

that was quick :rolleyes:

[freddiestarfish]

swish...........

[b_em]

[14:45] <Foxy> yeah but are you mulitskilled to enough to deal with a 300lb lesbian who doesn't leave her house?
[14:45] <em_sorted> damn sure
[14:45] <manny> i'm not
[14:46] <Foxy> lol
[14:46] <manny> but thats when i can depend on the services of my local file department
[14:46] <manny> file department :(
[14:46] <manny> they also deal with fires
[14:46] <manny> but mainly administrative work


my hero :)

[Micky]

<PoofBird> who else can suck his own dick?
<Mickeh> er...
* PoofBird deletes his latest comment

And that wasn't the worst of it

[Jimpy]

holy shiot, the internet broke again

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<Jimpy|Lurker> hmm why wont my name change
<Jimpy|Lurker> Ack!
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<Jimpy|Lurker> good god son
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Whats this mean?

[scram]

and SARS.

I recommend you burn it.

[Jimpy]

AHHH! BURN IT ALL TO HELL!

[Docco]

[01:38] * Loneli prowls
[01:38] * docco- growls
[01:38] * PoofBird owls
[01:39] * Loneli howls
[01:39] * docco- scowls
[01:39] * PoofBird tapdances

trust you

*tsk*

[*coo*]

<MysticalParrot> faster sexcopter

[Mystical Parrot]

damn straight

[freddiestarfish]

<Garg^Dartboy> It goes all over your face

[Wahoo]

<hamsta> sup ya'll
<docco> ll
<docco> o
<docco> -l
<hamsta> :S
<docco> *lo
<docco> ffs
<Wahoo> lol
<stavchops> silly occod
<hamsta> that should so go in the irc thread :)
<Wahoo> shall i post it?
<Wahoo> lol

[PoofBird]

Last night, I came back from a party

* the_colonel chases DrunkBird
* DrunkBird geets goought
* the_colonel things DrunkBird meant to get caught
<the_colonel> thinks
<DrunkBird> you ghiting so?
<Foxeh> lol
<the_colonel> ok even i didn't understand that one
<DrunkBird> llo
<DrunkBird> *lol
<the_colonel> and i speak fluent drunk

....

<DrunkBird> dont give me "irc commeyd qwyoetes:
<DrunkBird> pleese
<DarkTrojan> ok
<the_colonel> i'll consider it if you can bring a smile to my face
<DrunkBird> I danced to Whigfield tonight
<the_colonel> \o/
<the_colonel> you did it
<DrunkBird> now, smile
<the_colonel> no irc quotes for you
<the_colonel> well done

ok, i'll post it myself

[Docco]

regarding the forum meet up on the 18th:

[13:30] <@GuerillaBaaBaa> Docco says- "notice how tom hugs the guys a lot harder than girls"
[13:31] <@GuerillaBaaBaa> Me - "ALRIGHT! I LIKE MEN OK?!?!?!"

[freddiestarfish]

<Evilone> sum1 make skoo appear
<Evilone> and we can playt
* Fick waves magic wang
<Fick> oops
<Evilone> rofl
<Fick> i mean wand

[Dødens Knekt]

<graham^colonel> i've just found some pizza in my arse crack
* stave hides
<graham^colonel> \o/
<ICTC> lol
<stave> O:
<graham^colonel> hoe did that happen?
<graham^colonel> how
<stave> are you going to eat it?
<scram^norton> }:)
<graham^colonel> too late
<scram^norton> well
<ICTC> do you normally store your leftovers there?
<graham^colonel> i have
<stave> oh shi
<graham^colonel> precisely
* graham^colonel gets another slice
<stave> O:
<stave> from your arse?
<graham^colonel> not this time
<stave> phew
<graham^colonel> we'll see whats down there later
<graham^colonel> could be dessert

[Mystical Parrot]

[17:26:22] <Scrambled> so surreal sitting and having a conversation with two professional drag artists on saturday
[17:26:36] <the_colonel> i'm sure you felt quite at home

:D

[Dødens Knekt]

<mts> skoo... very soon now....
<mts> look at the time
<mts> 07.40 is doomday
* PaNTs0r has joined #weebl
<skoo> :<
<mts> you´d better start running now
<PaNTs0r> ok
* PaNTs0r has left #weebl
<the_colonel> \o/

[Docco]

[20:38:05] <[murray]> docco, im ordering from oneandone.co.uk not your one who cant bloody spell giff :P
[20:38:12] <[murray]> gif^
[20:38:13] <[murray]> shit
[20:38:15] <@skoo> IRONY


well done muzzah

[[murray]]

Originally posted by Docco
[20:38:05] <[murray]> docco, im ordering from oneandone.co.uk not your one who cant bloody spell giff :P
[20:38:12] <[murray]> gif^
[20:38:13] <[murray]> shit
[20:38:15] <@skoo> IRONY


well done muzzah

/me grumbles

[Docco]

[01:17:51] <Destrukto> penises are nice
[01:17:54] <Destrukto> erm

:twisted: sorry D

[Docco]

i apologize ever-so-sincerely for the double post here...

[03:06:25] <em|clean> 5'2" and somewhere in the region of 140 lbs......:P
[03:06:42] <ninjadocco> 5'2" !!!!!
[03:06:44] * em|clean wiggles her cute bits
[03:06:44] <ninjadocco> awwwwwwww
[03:06:46] <em|clean> yeah
[03:06:48] <em|clean> tiny
[03:06:48] <em|clean> :D
[03:06:51] <ninjadocco> aintcha cute!!!!
[03:06:51] <KillKaos> i LOVE short women
[03:06:53] <ninjadocco> ^_^
[03:07:01] <KillKaos> my mom's only 5 ft

...oh dear :o

[ike]

damn, i haven't been in the chat fer yonks. :(

i was having a lil' look through some of me old log files,
found this one of me n' weebl talking shite from about a year ago, gave me a slight chuckle, might as well post it.

<weebl> really big shoe
<ike> ...oh.
<weebl> yes
<ike> quite
<weebl> and I mean a REALLY big shoe
<ike> damn, that big huh?
<weebl> serriously
<weebl> that shoe is like sooooo big
<weebl> it hurts
<ike> pretty big then
<weebl> if the shoe got any bigger it could start forming a blackhole
<ike> by my calculations, i make that size out to be rather large
<weebl> hell yeah
<weebl> are you using a logrhytmic scale?
<weebl> or linear?
<ike> yes
<Darep`> :p
<weebl> well I believe you are missing a power then
<weebl> you haven't quite fathomed the largeness of this shoe
<ike> well, it seems to be off the scale on my bigass-shoe-o-meter
<weebl> you sir are correct
<weebl> spread the word
<weebl> that there shoe....
<weebl> .... pretty big
<ike> word.
* R1p (~blah@public1-derb2-3-cust44.nott.broadband.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: "Sleep is for the weak!" and thats exactly why im off to bed :D)
<ike> so
<ike> weebl
<ike> about this shoe
<weebl> k
<ike> exactly what kind of shoe are we talking here?
* enaoD (~djdefence@modem-701.caterpie.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Where my PIE, Wanker)
<ike> simple trainer? high heeled? help me out here
<weebl> I'll check
<ike> k
<weebl> It may take a while
<weebl> I need to get a good look
<ike> chop chop then
* weebl runs off into distance
* ike twiddles thumbs
* weebl runs back
<weebl> this shoe
* ike looks
<ike> ah
<weebl> seems to be mostly trainer
<ike> i see.
<ike> well, i'm glad we got that off our chests
<ike> so to speak
<weebl> phew
<weebl> yes
<ike> i can sleep peacefully tonight

[DarkTrojan]

* anti-hero has returned...
<anti-hero> sorry

[[murray]]

Originally posted by DarkTrojan
* anti-hero has returned...
<anti-hero> sorry

The likely reason for this apology...

[11:09] *** anti-hero (anti-hero@is.an.elite.dj.at.uktfr.co.uk) has joined #weebl
[11:10] * [murray] ffafs skoo
[11:10] * anti-hero has left IRC...
[11:10] <[murray]> well that was s slightly pointless venture onto irc
[11:10] <[murray]> wouldnt you agree
[11:10] <DarkTrojan> yes

[jimeh]

Originally posted by the colonel
my typing hand was busy

Urrr! :eek:

[Justin Sane]

<JustinSane> ah screws, i'll just shut up now
* JustinSane is a tard
<stav> turd?
<JustinSane> no, tard
<stav> ok then you are a turd
<JustinSane> cheers mate

Goddam my tardishness, or even turdishness if you so wish.

[moog]

<freddiestar> s
<freddiestar> btye
* Quits: freddiestar (~freddiean@host213-122-28-18.in-addr.btopenworld.com) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<the_colonel> worst goodbye ever
<skoo> oh, has he gone?
<skoo> I thought he was saying a file was 5 bytes
<the_colonel> yes i think he managed to download his brain onto the computer

[freddiestarfish]

...
its good to see i am noticed

[*coo*]

<GreatE> rod roddy died :(
<stav> who?
<geetaw^coo> took the words out of my mouth stav
<geetaw^coo> put them pack now you theif!

[freddiestarfish]

that wasnt very funny...
anyway



* em|Drinking fluffs up her fleece
* freddiestar gets the velcro gloves
<em|Drinking> :o
<em|Drinking> freddie
<em|Drinking> thats worrying

[CheHamstera]

* stav` steals hamsta's legs
* Scrambled pets hamsta and gives her a wheel
<BaNaaniTonttu> baarg
<Scrambled> well a fat lot of good my wheel will do now!
<Scrambled> unless...
* Scrambled gives hamsta 3 more wheels and a motor
<Scrambled> VROOM!
<stav`> can i have it?
<Scrambled> no
<stav`> pah
<Scrambled> you can have an early night young man
<stav`> :(
* hamsta drives around, crusing up and down the strip
* stav` strips
<hamsta> :o
* hamsta is blind
* hamsta drives into a lampost
<stav`> didnt mean to poke you in the eye

:D

[*coo*]

its quite worrying to open up irc and find this:

<Garg> It sticks up properly an all

[[murray]]

[12:48] <skoo> ash: waking life
[12:49] <ash_> wanking what?!

[Angry_Pierre]

*manny hugs priestess

*Angry^Pierre hugs himself in corner in "fake getting off with someone" fashion

*[murray] gets off with the colonel

*Angry^Pierre watches in shock

<Angry^Pierre> How rare

(p.s. I only said How rare because its W&B like)

[DarkTrojan]

That's not the slightest bit rare. You're new around here, aren't you? :cool:

[stav]

[15:29] <LucidHaze49> anyone wanna play \quit?
[15:29] * Joins: electrichamster (~jonty@adsl-213-249-184-232.karoo.KCOM.COM)
[15:29] <stav`> sure
[15:30] <iOut> /quit
[15:30] <stav`> /quit
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> ]quit
[15:30] <iOut> /quit
[15:30] <stav`> /quit
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> \quit
[15:30] * Quits: iOut (Peteh@m444-mp1.cvx1-a.cam.dial.ntli.net) (Signed off)
[15:30] <stav`> no its /quit
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> hehe
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> k
[15:30] <stav`> not \quit
[15:30] <stav`> or ]quit
[15:30] <stav`> silly
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> space in front?
[15:30] <stav`> /quit
[15:30] <stav`> if you want
[15:30] * Quits: LucidHaze49 (~LucidHaze@12-240-110-4.client.attbi.com) (Signed off)
[15:31] <stav`> \o/

you have to be able to play the game yourself otherwise it doesnt work ;)

[[murray]]

Originally posted by stavrosjr
[15:29] <LucidHaze49> anyone wanna play \quit?
[15:29] * Joins: electrichamster (~jonty@adsl-213-249-184-232.karoo.KCOM.COM)
[15:29] <stav`> sure
[15:30] <iOut> /quit
[15:30] <stav`> /quit
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> ]quit
[15:30] <iOut> /quit
[15:30] <stav`> /quit
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> \quit
[15:30] * Quits: iOut (Peteh@m444-mp1.cvx1-a.cam.dial.ntli.net) (Signed off)
[15:30] <stav`> no its /quit
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> hehe
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> k
[15:30] <stav`> not \quit
[15:30] <stav`> or ]quit
[15:30] <stav`> silly
[15:30] <LucidHaze49> space in front?
[15:30] <stav`> /quit
[15:30] <stav`> if you want
[15:30] * Quits: LucidHaze49 (~LucidHaze@12-240-110-4.client.attbi.com) (Signed off)
[15:31] <stav`> \o/

you have to be able to play the game yourself otherwise it doesnt work ;)

If you can't take the heat, then get out of the colonel's undies.

Or something.

[moog]

Originally posted by [murray]
If you can't take the heat, then get out of the colonel's undies.

Or something.

what undies?

[[murray]]

Originally posted by the colonel
what undies?

teh hurrur D:

[LHZ-49]

somebody please truthfully explain how to type /quit and not quit!

And hey, i was LucidHaze49!

[DarkTrojan]

/quit

[EasyTiger]

what he said...

[PoofBird]

we all learned teh hard way


/quit

[Angry_Pierre]

You need to press alt+z before you type it.

/quit

[PeePers]

/quit
jay
im cool now too
:cool:

[moog]

<Eliminos> ive used it before, it just doesnt like my badly attempted crack

[stav]

<Eliminos> ive used it before, it just doesnt like my badly attempted crack

[Angry_Pierre]

<Eliminos> ive used it before, it just doesnt like my badly attempted crack

[freddiestarfish]

<Eliminos> ive used it before, it just doesnt like my badly attempted crack

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

Im glad noone knows who he is:D

[stav]

<Eliminos> im 3v1l |\/|1NiOn, just IRC doesnt like my nick

well they do now :twisted:

[Dødens Knekt]

Originally posted by Angry_Pierre
You need to press alt+z before you type it.

/quit

funny you should mention that...

[00:51:22] <DK|ZzzZzz> LucidHaze49, to do the /quit thing you have to disable auto-scripts
[00:51:27] <DK|ZzzZzz> /quit
[00:51:32] <LucidHaze49> you do?
[00:51:35] <DK|ZzzZzz> yes
[00:51:39] <biteykat> mmmmmmmm all that gold jewellery goodness
[00:51:41] <LucidHaze49> serious?
[00:51:43] <DK|ZzzZzz> yes
[00:51:48] <LucidHaze49> where
[00:51:53] <DK|ZzzZzz> shortcut is alt+z
[00:51:57] * LucidHaze49 has left #weebl

heehee

[LHZ-49]

erm, k i know now the hard way. please unban me! erm, "pooslinger"... erm, /me is sorry

/edit btw, im 12-240-110-4.client.attbi.com

[LHZ-49]

fun on #fishbot...

<LucidHaze49> lo all
<[N]eo|Inv> hey dude
<[N]eo|Inv> look... theres a
<[N]eo|Inv> snake
<fishbot> Ah snake a snake! Snake, a snake! Ooooh, it's a snake!
<LucidHaze49> heh
<LucidHaze49> wanna play the /quit game?
<[N]eo|Inv> not played b4
<[N]eo|Inv> fun?
<LucidHaze49> heck yeah
<[N]eo|Inv> only 4 10mins tho
<LucidHaze49> you just type /quit
<LucidHaze49> /quit
<LucidHaze49> like that
<LucidHaze49> /quit
* [N]eo|Inv has quit IRC (Signed off)
<LucidHaze49> heehee

[freddiestarfish]

quotes from #weebl only.

[PoofBird]

Originally posted by freddiestarfish
quotes from #weebl only.

on most occasions i would agree, but this seems to be a fitting conclusion to LHZ's quest to master the /quit game.

[Loveli]

* cadex eats cockies
<cadex> cookies*
<cadex> s
<cadex> fs

[cadex]

is it possible to go dyslexic?

[[murray]]

[22:28] <MysticMoobs> [murray] the mystical moobs say your future contains Brian Blessed and it will be painful to sit down
[22:28] <Fick> \o/
[22:28] <forgetfulkat> oooooh
[22:28] <[murray]> ROFL
[22:28] <DarkTrojan> lol
[22:28] <Mickeh> heh
[22:28] <DarkTrojan> save that one for kernal
[22:28] <[murray]> an evening with the colonel it is

Edit: I just cant contain my rapier wit

[22:30] <Fick> at what point does one become to old to be angsty
[22:31] <[murray]> when one is old enough to know what angst truly means
[22:31] *** djnrrd (~djnrrd@cpc4-swan1-3-0-cust79.swan.cable.ntl.com) has joined #weebl
[22:31] <DarkTrojan> good answer!
[22:31] <[murray]> i thought so
[22:31] <Mickeh> heh
[22:31] * [murray] chalks one up for the bad guys

[DarkTrojan]

<DarkTrojan> !moobs
<MysticMoobs> DarkTrojan the mystical moobs say your future contains Brian Blessed and .....Oh God.... It's...It's...Horrible!!!!!

[[murray]]

Originally posted by DarkTrojan
<DarkTrojan> !moobs
<MysticMoobs> DarkTrojan the mystical moobs say your future contains Brian Blessed and .....Oh God.... It's...It's...Horrible!!!!!

We're in this together. Did you bring any lube?

[b_em]

[11:37] <MysticMoobs> Garg said, get your arses to this dimension
[11:37] <wowwipop> where did the rest of the channel go?
[11:38] <MysticMoobs> In another dimension, I'm in touch with them.
[11:38] <wowwipop> aha
[11:39] <MysticMoobs> Is there a message you want me to convey to them?
[11:39] * wowwipop is now known as b_em
[11:39] <b_em> tell garg I said, get your lame white ass over here
[11:39] <b_em> and tell him theres a wowwipop in it for him
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[11:39] <b_em> wowwipops always do it

[Garg]

<DJNrrd> Got any welsh in you garg?
<Garg> Only when Stav is bumming me

Too right.

[djnrrd]

Originally posted by b_em
[11:37] <MysticMoobs> Garg said, get your arses to this dimension
[11:37] <wowwipop> where did the rest of the channel go?
[11:38] <MysticMoobs> In another dimension, I'm in touch with them.
[11:38] <wowwipop> aha
[11:39] <MysticMoobs> Is there a message you want me to convey to them?
[11:39] * wowwipop is now known as b_em
[11:39] <b_em> tell garg I said, get your lame white ass over here
[11:39] <b_em> and tell him theres a wowwipop in it for him
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[11:39] <b_em> wowwipops always do it

For some reason #weebl split into 2 rooms for about 5 minutes and I was in both as DJNrrd and MysticMoobs. Tres bizarre...

[stav]

Originally posted by Garg
<DJNrrd> Got any welsh in you garg?
<Garg> Only when Stav is bumming me

Too right.

heh i told you not to say

[freddiestarfish]

[13:07] <skoo> thank you for telling me what I'm looking at
[13:07] <freddiestar> np
[13:08] <skoo> CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
[13:08] * freddiestar is now known as captain`obvious
[13:08] <captain`obvious> here to save the day, and state the obvious
[13:09] <stick^^> obviously

[Dødens Knekt]

http://maggro.sksf.biz/forumrelated/flames/captainobvious.jpg

[GorillaBearBear]

<GunBlade> nadgers 2 is out x)

Best

Typo

EVER (four)

[mR.Me]

this thread makes no sense to me. plz explain sum1:weebl:

[Jeff The Jiff]

they are quotes from the weebl chat room.

[ash]

please only post funny quotes for my sanity

[b_em]

Originally posted by ash
my sanity



sorry mate, we couldnt save it

[Mystical Parrot]

[16:52:34] * [murray] hands colonel a gallon of tequila
[16:52:44] * colonel^mustard accepts graciously
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[16:52:56] <[murray]> look after this for me a second
[16:53:00] * [murray] turns around
[16:53:06] * colonel^mustard imbibes
[16:53:14] * [murray] turns back around
[16:53:18] <[murray]> wheres my tequila!
[16:53:20] <colonel^mustard> x_x
[16:53:50] * [murray] gives colonel^mustard mouth to mouth resucitation
[16:54:07] <colonel^mustard> god gave you your tongue for a reason you know
[16:54:09] <colonel^mustard> use it!
[16:54:14] <[murray]> yes sir
[16:54:14] <MysticalParrot> lol
[16:54:24] * [murray] tongues colonel^mustard

ah its times like this you love #weebl

[katox]

* kitkattoe mascaras colonel
<kitkattoe> ohhh you're all all pretty!
<colonel|tidy> i'm waaay ahead of you darling
* kitkattoe jumps about
<kitkattoe> more is more darling!
* kitkattoe adds red lippy
<colonel|tidy> my sweat is making the make up run
<ninjadocco> =/
<ninjadocco> you dont sweat
<ninjadocco> you're far too pretty
<colonel|tidy> my pores are begging to differ
<ninjadocco> lol
* kitkattoe dabs on come powder
<kitkattoe> just chill!
* colonel|tidy has a fag break
<kitkattoe> come
<kitkattoe> :D
<kitkattoe> some
<kitkattoe> hahaha
<ninjadocco> hurhurhur
<kitkattoe> oops
<kitkattoe> :D
* colonel|tidy cackles
<kitkattoe> go me

Made me laugh.:p Wonder if you can get that anywhere? :ninja:

[[murray]]

Originally posted by katox
Made me laugh.:p Wonder if you can get that anywhere? :ninja:

Instant Jizz, just add colonel!

[Garg]

<SpoonBus> everybody sing:
<SpoonBus> the garg on the bus goes fap fap fap
<SpoonBus> fap fap fap
<Reddig> :D
<SpoonBus> all day long
<Garg> Too right
<Garg> Though it gets sore after a while....
<SpoonBus> the bus does?
<Garg> Yes
<SpoonBus> bad man
<Garg> I know
<Garg> I'm sorry
<SpoonBus> you should be
<SpoonBus> twice
<Garg> I did actually fap on the bus once
<Loneli> gah
<SpoonBus> eek
<Loneli> couldn't died a happy woman not knowing that
<Reddig> wow
<Loneli> wrjlqethL
<Loneli> could of
<SpoonBus> i thought the crack smoking on the top deck of the 33 was bad
<Garg> I was pissed, it was empty and I was at the back of the top on a double decker
<SpoonBus> you sir take the biscuit
<Garg> I actually got on the same bus the next morning to college
<Garg> I know it was the same bus
<SpoonBus> dude
<SpoonBus> shush
<SpoonBus> i dont want to hear how
<Garg> Some white residue gave the game away...

The sad part about this is that it is entirely true :/.

[Pigabuff]

<ninjadocco> ASH
<ninjadocco> aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<ninjadocco> HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US
<DarkTrojan> lol
<GreatE> high
<DarkTrojan> low
<stav> :P
<stav> \o/ em
<Wahoo> isn't that flash?
<stav> yes
<Wahoo> ash is flash gordon?
<Wahoo> wow
<the_colonel> :\/
<DarkTrojan> someone's quick
<Wahoo> if you insist on me being quick then fine, so be it
<stav> i left that as a comment somewhere on the_colonel's site
<the_colonel> yus you did
<Loneli> ooo, flash gordon
<eVil^iDa> ash is not flash gordon btw
<ash_> lies
<littlefirework> phoo
<eVil^iDa> you're confusing him with buster crabbe!

[*coo*]

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<freddiestar> see
<freddiestar> dont worry Magpiggles, peepers is already lubed up
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[freddiestarfish]

[13:30] * Magpiggles has joined #weebl
[13:30] <freddiestar> see
[13:30] <freddiestar> dont worry Magpiggles, peepers is already lubed up
[13:30] * Magpiggles has quit IRC (Signed off)




this was following a rather interesting conversation about it

[cadex]

some irc oldies



click me (http://www.arba13672.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/quotepad.txt)

[Pigabuff]

* Pigabuff shows La||eMuuh his hand
<La||eMuuH> !!!
<Spider``> rofl
...
* La||eMuuH speaks to the hand "how are you"
<Pigabuff> lol
<Pigabuff> my hand says "hi"



silly, but was funny at the time!

[DarkTrojan]

<skoo> busy in here
<DarkTrojan> oh yes
<DarkTrojan> can't hear myself think
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<skoo> pardon?
<DarkTrojan>
<DarkTrojan>
<DarkTrojan>
<Ollie`>
* DarkTrojan
<Ollie`> /me Ollie`
<Ollie`> ..
<Ollie`> fark
<DarkTrojan> n00b
<skoo> oh dear
<Ollie`> hmmmmmm
<Ollie`> tricky
* skoo
<Ollie`> /me
* DarkTrojan
<Ollie`> ass
<skoo> /you
<Ollie`> /you
<DarkTrojan> /who?
<skoo> lol
<Ollie`> you ass master
<Ollie`> :)
<skoo> you're the one who cant do it
* skoo
<DarkTrojan>
<Ollie`> :(
<Ollie`> /me me
<Ollie`> /mee
* Ollie` fluffle
<skoo>
<Ollie`> /action
<DarkTrojan> /lights /camera
<skoo> /quit
<DarkTrojan> /quit
<Ollie`> /action

Hate to knock someone when they're down, don't we? :twisted:

[GorillaBearBear]

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<GorillaCareBear> hmm, I have had far too little gameage going on today
<GorillaCareBear> SHIT
<GorillaCareBear> also far too little history homeworkage
<GorillaCareBear> brb
<Seraph1> :\
<GorillaCareBear> back
<JustinSane> shit
<JustinSane> history homework
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Hehe, Slightly out of context as it said (ping timeout) at the end, but still, I thought it wa funny.

[freddiestarfish]

[19:41] <fick> i want a tank
[19:41] <GorillaCareBear> don't we all?
[19:41] <fick> was watching scrapheap challenge while cooking this evening
[19:42] <freddiestar> same
[19:42] <freddiestar> without the coocking
[19:42] <freddiestar> *cocking
[19:42] <freddiestar> *cooking
[19:42] <freddiestar> :o
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[19:42] <GorillaCareBear> LOL
[19:42] <witchiLy> heh
[19:42] * GorillaCareBear cocks freddiestar
[19:43] <freddiestar> \o/
[19:43] * fick cocks gorilla with his wagic wang
[19:43] <fick> ^m
[19:43] <GorillaCareBear> lol, niiiice
[19:43] * GorillaCareBear enjoys it
[19:44] <freddiestar> <Eliminos> ive used it before, it just doesnt like my badly attempted crack

[b_em]

[14:49] * Sterling wonders why I clicked on real-shemale.com
[14:50] * eViL^DarkTrojan does too
[14:50] <eViL^DarkTrojan> wonders, that is


or so he says....

[Garg]

<Garg> Marie has been arsey all weekend and now she's happy again apparently
<Garg> I'm like :o
<freddiestar> :o
<freddiestar> its the female weekend-moody-arsey thing
<Garg> She usually most happy on weekends though :/
<freddiestar> oh
<freddiestar> hmm
<freddiestar> did you give her anything special?
<freddiestar> why are you asking me, i dont know
<Garg> lol
<Garg> I gave her a "package"
<freddiestar> :o
<freddiestar> a small one, im guessing
<Garg> Huge thing it were
<Garg> I could barely hold it
<freddiestar> water?
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<Garg> Well... some liquid was involved
<coocoochaloo> :o
<freddiestar> lubricant

Welcome to IRC Coo...

[katox]

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<memeltynesskat> yay :D
<memeltynesskat> !Mp3 Seafood - Porchlight.mp3
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<memeltynesskat> don't wanna beeee all by myselfffff :'(
* memeltynesskat weeps
<memeltynesskat> do do do do
* memeltynesskat hums quietly to herself


wahhh :'(

[DarkTrojan]

[16:31] <stav> oh shi its 3.23
[16:31] <DarkTrojan> yes
[16:31] <DarkTrojan> or
[16:31] <DarkTrojan> later
[16:31] <DarkTrojan> like 3.31
[16:31] <stav> er
[16:31] <stav> 30
[16:31] <stav> nn

[b_em]

[20:48] <em|tatu> hello munkey where did you spring from
[20:48] <Munkey> germany!
[20:48] <em|tatu> hmm
[20:48] <Munkey> or more specifically, my mothers womb
[20:48] <em|tatu> (what, you're newborn? shit you type well)
[20:48] <Munkey> yeah, 2 hours hold and i type better than most on the forums :/
[20:49] <Munkey> *old

[Garg]

Originally posted by katox
wahhh :'(

Me and Stav were the only ones active that were left standing.

Everyone had like a minute lag.

The conversations after that were quite humerous, and made absolute no sense in the order printed.

[ash]

garg you are not allowed to post comedy quotes involving yourself

[Garg]

You mean like 95% of the posts already?

[Mystical Parrot]

you dont have to listen to him

hes banned ;)

[Dødens Knekt]

<freddiestar> i canot be wrong
<freddiestar> *cannot
<freddiestar> damn

[freddiestarfish]

[20:23] <drPoggs> horse lover?!
[20:23] <drPoggs> eww
[20:23] <gloop> oh that reminds me

[Garg]

<HiddenCured> I'm too lazy to check the whosits whatit of the tree
<Tree> plese dont go checkin my wozits

Just now....

<cadex> meester lowtax is rich
<cadex> Im sue

[cadex]

only at weekends

:ninja:

[stav]

[03:14] <SterlingTE> I <3 teh cock!

[b_em]

[02:31] <Garg-oyle> I wonder if you can sue someone for being shtie
[02:31] <Garg-oyle> shite*
[02:32] * skoo sues Joel Veitch

[freddiestarfish]

[18:48] <Munkey> oh dear god, i just killed someone
[18:48] <Munkey> brb
[18:48] <starfeesh> \o/
[18:48] <SterlingTE> o.0
[18:48] <SterlingTE> save as evidence

[Mystical Parrot]

[17:48:36] <freddiestar> i love stav
[17:48:47] <stav> :D
[17:48:50] <@the_colonel> :o
[17:49:14] <freddiestar> you rejected me colonel
[17:49:16] <freddiestar> im sorry
[17:49:20] <freddiestar> but thats how it is
[17:49:26] <@the_colonel> what?
[17:49:44] <@the_colonel> i never wanted you to reject you
[17:49:47] <@the_colonel> i like men

[moog]

[ash_] i look like a french paedo

[DarkTrojan]

* DarkTrojan pokes s33n with a stick
* s33n] is now known as s33n`
* s33n` 's brackt falls off
<DarkTrojan> heh
<s33n`> =D
* DarkTrojan pokes s33n` with a stick
* DarkTrojan sees if anything else falls off
* s33n` is now known as s3n`
<DarkTrojan> :o
<s3n`> :o
<DarkTrojan> scary
<s3n`> indeed
* DarkTrojan does it again
* s3n` is now known as sn`
<sn`> heh keep this up an ill have no nick left

[Justin Sane]

<DJ-Hexy> arr stick
<JustinSane> <DJ-Hexy> arse tick
<skoo> <JustinSane> arse lick
<JustinSane> err

oops.

[Garg]

<rogues> its the fact i dont know u
<brian^blessed> yeah right
<rogues> and u are on my screen eating toast
<rogues> its weird
<Garg> No it isn't
<brian^blessed> welcome to the internet

[moog]

thats me btw

[MrPete]

Firstly...

[13:28] <skoo> <rude URL>
[13:29] <stick^> <VERY rude URL>
[13:30] <ash_> timeline
[13:30] <ash_> heh
[13:30] <iPete> i see you baby, shaking that ass...
[13:31] <Wahoo> shakin that ass
[13:31] <Hiddenpower> ooh
[13:31] <iPete> shaking that ass..
[13:31] <Hiddenpower> I've not even opened it and I like the file already
[13:33] * WarP- Quit (Ping timeout)
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[13:36] * eVil^eDna is now known as iDal
[13:36] <stick^> boing!!
[13:36] <stick^> boing!!
[13:37] <iDal> settle
[13:37] <stick^> are they made out of rubber?
[13:38] <stick^> she's like a top heavy tigger

Secondly...

[14:40] <|[T]|Hiddenpowe> so colonel
[14:40] <the_colonel> so hiddenpower
[14:40] <|[T]|Hiddenpowe> you fear my manly manliness?
[14:40] <the_colonel> i fear nothing
[14:40] * |[T]|Hiddenpowe pelvic thrusts
[14:40] <the_colonel> i would like to put my sex inside you
[14:40] <|[T]|Hiddenpowe> :o
[14:40] <skoo-towel> owned
[14:41] <|[T]|Hiddenpowe> or maybe what you're thinking is :o o=8
[14:41] <skoo-towel> teabag him!
[14:41] <the_colonel> any hole's a goal, darling
[14:41] <|[T]|Hiddenpowe> nyooooo
[14:41] <|[T]|Hiddenpowe> :P

That is all.

[Destrukto]

Not a quote but a damn funny cam I took of ash...

http://www.xs4all.nl/~ubu365/evaluateash.jpg

Evaluate now!

[DarkTrojan]

Evaluation:

ash scores 3/10

[Garg]

<Garg> !skate
<Jesus> Garg busts a Inward heelflip Method into a Bluntslide and hits the ground arse first.
<Scrambled> jesus said arse
<Garg> !sex
<Jesus> Oh Garg take me in the ass!
<Scrambled> thats some fucked up shit
<Garg> Good timing

[Mystical Parrot]

[16:30:26] <@skoo> <freddiestar> i got nasty blisters from masturbating
[16:30:30] <freddiestar> i went every week with school for a month, and they got worse each week
[16:30:39] <Magpiggles> teehee
[16:31:19] <Greenboy> I just got the hang of it and had to leave <cries>

[GorillaBearBear]

<JustinSane> shall we play the /quit game?
<skoo> /quit
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<skoo> owned

[Justin Sane]

about a minute later:

<JustinSane> i cannot believe i just did that

we are only human. we all make mistakes.

[freddiestarfish]

<GorillaCareBear> Metal sounds a lot better with a mandolin

then

<GorillaCareBear> how come no one labels porn videos with words like "ravishment" on kazaa
<GorillaCareBear> ahem

[Greenboy]

Originally posted by Mystical Parrot
[16:30:26] <@skoo> <freddiestar> i got nasty blisters from masturbating
[16:30:30] <freddiestar> i went every week with school for a month, and they got worse each week
[16:30:39] <Magpiggles> teehee
[16:31:19] <Greenboy> I just got the hang of it and had to leave <cries>

rofl.
what happened before that:

<Greenboy> I got blisters from ice skating =(

Don't believe everything you read in the media kids

[Mystical Parrot]

Originally posted by Greenboy
rofl.
what happened before that:

<Greenboy> I got blisters from ice skating =(

Don't believe everything you read in the media kids

and dont believe anything skoo copies and pastes again cause its usually altered :D

[freddiestarfish]

[17:27] <stick^> note to self: no more penises
[17:28] <freddiestar> :o
[17:29] <stick^> which could be misconstrued

[[murray]]

Originally posted by skoo
YOU LITTLE LIAR!

You said this not moments ago:

(MysticalParrot) skoo is never wrong

He may have meant (MysticalParrot) skoo is ever-so long

[Hezzy]

Ok, here goes.

[20:17] <skoo> most cctv footage is like 1 pic ever 2 seconds tho
[20:17] <skoo> every*
[20:17] <Garg> So you can perform crimes, as long as they're very very quick
[20:20] * Spider` is now known as Spider^Away`
[20:21] <cadex> in teoru
[20:21] <cadex> threor
[20:21] <cadex> theoru
[20:21] <cadex> yes
[20:21] <euphoricLy> lol
[20:21] <Garg> Wait.... wait.... wait.... waiFLYOFFWITHTHEFRIDGE

[22:30] <Scrambled> hey who wants to play a game?
[22:30] <rogue^cooking^p> i do
[22:30] <rogue^cooking^p> oh oh pick me
[22:31] <Scrambled> how quick can you type what i say
[22:31] <Scrambled> ghosts
[22:32] <rogue^cooking^p> ghosts
[22:32] <Scrambled> are
[22:33] <rogue^cooking^p> are
[22:33] <Scrambled> so
[22:33] <rogue^cooking^p> so
[22:33] <Scrambled> /quit
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(Editted to get rid of useless stuff)

[00:08] <Hezzy> skoo is going to say something really witty now...
[00:08] * ReinDigga wipes a tear of joy from his eye
[00:08] <Hezzy> he's just typing it out
[00:08] <Hezzy> ...right?
[00:09] <skoo> you didnt just "bump a thread" DOT DOT DOT
[00:09] <rogued> lets
[00:09] <rogued> ....
[00:09] <stav> les?
[00:09] <DarkTrojan> .
[00:09] <ReinDigga> ...
[00:09] <DarkTrojan> .
[00:09] <DarkTrojan> .
[00:09] <rogued> cross?
[00:09] <skoo> you dug up the corpse of a thread and fucked it like a little bitch while you screamed "DADDY!!! ITS ME!!!"

it was funny at the time

[01:15] <DarkTrojan> rogue loves teh cock
[01:16] <rogued> haha actually the feeling is mutual my dear

[Rogue]

oh good god. now i am in this hall of shame. *laments bitterly*

it was a poof bird thread. That is why i bumped it. case closed.

and that "feeling is mutual my dear" comment was most definitely not about what dark was saying.

I do not even remember typing this stuff

[DarkTrojan]

IRC + alcohol = win \o/

[Greenboy]

<Garg> I did sheep once
<Garg> That was fun

[GorillaBearBear]

<eejit> Jock Cyber
<Magpiggles> heh
<Greenboy> amen
<Garg> Heh
<Greenboy> with kilts damnit
<eejit> "Im slidin ma caber intae ye the noooo"
<Greenboy> easy access
<eejit> "OOOOH HAGGIS"
<Greenboy> we're no all good looks
<eejit> "Lube me up wi' Irn Bru, baby"

[Magpie]

<ReinDigga> does anyone have webspace i can use
* katoxes yawns
<Garg> I got a little
<ReinDigga> to put up a photograph of garg in a thong looking at adam the eejits boobs

[scram]

<skoo> MY PHALLUS IS MIGHTY

nuff said

[Greenboy]

<ReinDigga> marzipan's rank
<Greenboy> lies
<coocoochaloo> mar-zi-paaan
<skoo> chim-paaaaan-zeee
<Greenboy> what is marzipan made of
<the_colonel> dreams and dead children
<ReinDigga> tuna and whipped cream
<skoo> its chimp ear wax
<Greenboy> a solid sugar lump
<the_colonel> god we're hilarious

[Mimi]

no idea why but this made me laugh so much

* stav has joined #weebl
<ReinDigga> moo
* ReinDigga eats stav
<stav> lo

[moog]

[00:54] [em_done] so thats why you cant make intelligent conversation during sez
[00:54] [em_done] se?
[00:54] [em_done] wtf
[00:54] [Scrambled] blessed \o/
[00:54] [stav] kas?
[00:54] [em_done] damnit
[00:54] [Colonelpower] sez \o/
[00:54] [em_done] SEX
[00:54] * Colonelpower wipes his sez on Scrambled
[00:54] [stav] secs?

[CooCooChaLoo]

<ReinDigga> i'm sure you don't want to hear this, but tough shit i'm telling you anyway
<freddiestar> k
<ReinDigga> I'm constipated :(
<ReinDigga> so the tough shit is quite literal
<freddiestar> k
<Garg-oyle> :o
<Garg-oyle> LAX TIME
<freddiestar> woo
<freddiestar> figs
* coocoochaloo feeds digga figs and prunes
<ReinDigga> i keep being liek, "oh i need a poo"
<ReinDigga> and then i go to the lav
<ReinDigga> AND I DON'T NEED A POO


and a little later on...

<skoo> I just had a poo for digga
<freddiestar> \o/
<skoo> it looked a lot like him

[freddiestarfish]

[10:43] * freddiestar pokes Zin|
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[10:44] <freddiestar> heh
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[10:45] <freddiestar> hehe
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[10:45] <freddiestar> heh
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[10:45] <freddiestar> how rare
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[10:46] <freddiestar> :o

[gopherboy]

Originally posted by Greenboy
<ReinDigga> marzipan's rank
<Greenboy> lies
<coocoochaloo> mar-zi-paaan
<skoo> chim-paaaaan-zeee
<Greenboy> what is marzipan made of
<the_colonel> dreams and dead children
<ReinDigga> tuna and whipped cream
<skoo> its chimp ear wax
<Greenboy> a solid sugar lump
<the_colonel> god we're hilarious

It's actually almonds. I went to a marzipan factory in Holland on a school trip :( All the other schools go to Alton towers, but not mine, nooooo - we go to marzipan factories and clog factories. Bastards!

[freddiestarfish]

<JollyBird> i'd love to have an mp3player that could also suck my dick

[PoofBird]

<Greenboy> the fucking mp3 player fucking sucks my dick
(...)
<JollyBird> i'd love to have an mp3player that could also suck my dick
<freddiestar> so would i

:o

[Greenboy]

Curse you poofbird =P
On retraction: The mp3 player is not the one who does.. it is but the smartmedia card, apologies for any inconvinience caused =P
I'm sure a smc which could pleasure you would be just as useful

[Rogue]

Originally posted by DarkTrojan
IRC + alcohol = win \o/

No , IRC + alcohol + me = insanity.

Never again shall I enter that IRC room when drunk. That was actually the drunkest i have ever been. Horrid. I am afraid to go back to IRC cause i cannot remember exactly what I said.

[DarkTrojan]

We could post it here! :twisted:

[moog]

[15:01] [Nights|Sterlpet] There is nothing awful about being a furry! ^^

absolute comedy gold

[BigglesZX]

Lol none of you are familiar with bash.org (http://bash.org) then? :p;)

[Digga]

aye there;s bash.org and the new one bash.cx

I am proud to say that a quote of me is one of the top ones on the bash.cx site, from another community :D. Fuck knows who added it though :S.

[BigglesZX]

Yay :D

Yeah bash.cx is a rival that was set up because bash.org is crap (gets about one new quote every two days :( ), whereas on bash.cx the quotes are visible as soon as they're added. Search for " Biggs` " under "all" and you'll see meee :p

[BigglesZX]

<Gemini4t> I'm going to become rich and famous some day when I design a keyboard that has spring-loaded needles hidden inside the caps lock button.
<Gemini4t> Some newbie tries to type 'WOW WUT IS UP???? LOLZ' and instead he types 'AH FUCK MY FINGERZ BLEEDIN'
:D

[moog]

by 'IRC comedy quotes', we mean OUR channel.

#weebl if you hadn't guessed

[Zip]

sorry, but i thought these were pretty funny. of course they arent on your channel v_v


The stories of many hopeless IRC addicts in their caves...

<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass!
<ZondrZout> brb

<Mike> WTF
<Mike> MY TOASTER IS ON &$%#ing FIRE
<Mike> BRB

<OwnerDemon> Subliminal (kill) messaging (your) is (parents) awesome!

[BigglesZX]

Soz skoo, I aer noob :(

Forgive me?

[Garg]

I know this isn't a quote and it isn't very constructive, but I think you're a fucking cock.

That is all.

[ash]

Originally posted by BigglesZX
Soz skoo, I aer noob :(

Forgive me?

VOTED +5 FOR COMEDY ACTION

[Digga]

[11:54:45] <Scrambled> theres lots of handy irc tags
[11:54:47] <Scrambled> like typing
[11:54:50] <Scrambled> for instance
[11:54:55] <Scrambled> /quit
[11:55:00] <Diggeh> /quit
[11:55:02] <Tulle^> lorn
[11:55:10] <Tulle^> /quit
[11:55:12] <Tulle^> har har
[11:55:13] <Scrambled> pld
[11:55:22] <Diggeh> your turn coo
[11:55:32] <coocoochaloo> noooo
[11:55:34] * coocoochaloo Quit (Signed off)

*mwahahahaha* :twisted:

[Magpie]

<Wolf94> might somebody know why i cant activat my acount on the forums?
<Magpiggles> cause of Stav
<stav> yes
<Munkey`> yes
<[murray]> i blame ash
<Wolf94> might i ask why?
<Magpiggles> he shut down your account for messing with him
<Wolf94> ...i messed with him?
<stav> dont mess with me again
<stav> ¬_¬
<Wolf94> oO
<Wolf94> whod i mess with?
peer)
<Magpiggles> that looks like he's messing you again stav
* GorillaCareBear has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Wolf94> T_T
<stav> right you'll never get it activated
<Wolf94> oooookaaaaay


<Wolf94> seriously whats up with the activation thing
<stav> i dont want to catch you messing with me again
<stav> or there will be hell to pay
<Wolf94> dude when did i mess with you

[ash]

[23:10] [Garg] I don't think I'm shallow
[23:10] [Garg] I personally don't care
[23:10] [ash_] heh

made me roofle

(best quote yet)

[Pee]

Originally posted by Magpie
-Brilliant Comedy quote-

-another Brilliant comedy quote-


i know its cliche but still: I LOVE j00 Have my babies

[scram]

Originally posted by Digga
[11:54:45] <Scrambled> theres lots of handy irc tags
[11:54:47] <Scrambled> like typing
[11:54:50] <Scrambled> for instance
[11:54:55] <Scrambled> /quit
[11:55:00] <Diggeh> /quit
[11:55:02] <Tulle^> lorn
[11:55:10] <Tulle^> /quit
[11:55:12] <Tulle^> har har
[11:55:13] <Scrambled> pld
[11:55:22] <Diggeh> your turn coo
[11:55:32] <coocoochaloo> noooo
[11:55:34] * coocoochaloo Quit (Signed off)

*mwahahahaha* :twisted:
This isn't really funny unless you can appreciate that Tulle was the intended victim here. Coo was just an innocent bystander caught in the crossfire. May she rest in peace. :(

[moog]

Originally posted by Scrambled
Coo was just an innocent bystander caught in the crossfire. May she rest in pieces. :(

[Garg]

* o0l3oml3er0o is now known as theLocust
<Garg> Hokay :D
<theLocust> im back
<Garg> LETS ALL TYPE /QUIT
<Garg> /quit
<iPete> /quit
<theLocust> y?
* theLocust has quit IRC (Signed off)
<Garg> lmao
<vAmpiress> ha ha
<iPete> :D

That was my Friend Ed... pwned \o/

[basstard]

<GreatE> LO
<GreatE> GARETH!
* GreatE tackles fareth
<stav> heh fareth
<thebasstard> who's fareth?
<Gareth> lol
<Gareth> lo Em
<GreatE> haha
<GreatE> i do that way too often
* GreatE beats her keyboard
<Gareth> heh
* keyboard has joined #weebl
* keyboard beats GreatE
<Gareth> rofl
* keyboard has quit IRC (signed off)

[scram]

Following a discussion about whether it is "chat-up" or "pick-up"

<Warota> you wanna pick up a girl at a bar not chat with her
<Noot> i want to look up it.

[CooCooChaLoo]

* the_colonel blows in stav's ear
<freddiestar> see post
<Digga> [16:42:54] * the_colonel blows
<Digga> kekeke
<AnG3L^> lol
<the_colonel> its funny cos its true
* stav blows the_colonel

[vampiress]

chatting up the colonel:

[11:52] <the_colonel> if its got a pulse, its got a chance
[11:53] <[murray]> and if it doesnt?
[11:53] <vAmpiress^> \o/
[11:53] <freddiestar> \o/
[11:53] <Garg-Oyle> It can't say no
[11:53] <vAmpiress^> oh wait, no pulse here
[11:53] <the_colonel> exactly
[11:53] <vAmpiress^> :(
[11:53] <vAmpiress^> it sucks to be a vampire sometimes
[11:53] <the_colonel> pun tastic
[11:53] <vAmpiress^> i am to amuse


and...
[18:52] *** Chungat (Chunga@h85n1fls35o1011.telia.com) has joined channel #weebl
[18:52] <Garg> Boobs are ni... you wear a blouse?
[18:52] *** Chungat has left #weebl
[18:52] <stav> what about my boobs?
[18:52] <TwoPieR> lmao
[18:52] <Garg> Hang on
[18:53] <Digga> lol
[18:53] * Pinkerbell looks at Digga's boobs
[18:53] <Digga> :o
[18:53] <stav> i know you've seem my boobs
[18:53] <Garg> That person's entire view of this room was "<Garg> Boobs are ni... you wear a blouse?"
[18:53] <TwoPieR> yep
[18:53] <GreatE> stav has nice boobs

[scram]

<GreenDay> i didnt know bum was a verb

made me giggle :)

[Garg]

GreenDay is coming out with some absolute classic tosh these days. Like his explaining on how snooker is played in America with the coloured balls replaced with numbered ones...

whilst the mere idea was in fact annoying any connoisseur of the fine game were getting mildly pissed off at the apparent American innumeracy.

[Dødens Knekt]

<doedensknekt> warota-banned?
<Scram> yes
<doedensknekt> why?
<skoo> what?
<stav> eh?
<doedensknekt> when
<skoo> warota isnt banned
<doedensknekt> ?
<Magpiggles> warota!
<skoo> wtf are you talk about
* Magpiggles rebels
<skoo> WAROTA!!

total chaos :D

[CooCooChaLoo]

<foxeh> I love my mountains


:eek:

[jimeh]

Trust me they are big

[DarkTrojan]

You stay away from her mountains :mad:

[CooCooChaLoo]

in fact, stay away from the WHOLE of canada

*chuckles*

[scram]

Originally posted by DarkTrojan
You stay away from her mountains :mad:

Yus. They're MINE! :mad:

[Dødens Knekt]

INCEST!

[scram]

It's only incest if you're from the Southern States

anyway

* the_colonel promises to have sex with the next person to type
<freddiestar> k
<the_colonel> AGH
<Death-> lol
<Scram> \o/
<freddiestar> :o
<iPete> bugger :|
<GorillaCareBear> damn
<freddiestar> \o/
<the_colonel> parley!
<the_colonel> parley!
<vampiress^> ha
<the_colonel> parley!
<GorillaCareBear> Bugger indeed

[HiTmAN]

<cadex> http://ccshared.sytes.net/sa/shared/HOORAY.jpg
<HiTmAN> You are not authorized to view this page.
<HiTmAN> :(
<skoo> sux2bu
<skoo> oh wait, and me

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

<cadex> !quit
<cadex> wait
* cadex has quit IRC (Signed off)

[stav]

[04:36] <TheGreatEmily> just dont touch my man!
[04:36] <TheGreatEmily> hehe
[04:36] <stav> :D
[04:36] * Pinkerbell touches your mom
[04:36] <Pinkerbell> WTF
[04:36] <Pinkerbell> *man

[HiTmAN]

* AnG3L^RS farts
* Tulle^ has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<stav> powerful fart

[Garg]

<Digga> i'll show you mine if you show me mine
<stav> oi put mine back in thanks
<Digga> no wait
<Digga> shit
* Garg grabs at Digga's flies
<Digga> i'll show your yours if you show me mine
<Knucklz> why, Sterling? Just because you're annoyed with me?
<Digga> no wait
<Digga> WTF IS IT
<Digga> <--tired
<Garg> I'll show you mine if you show me yours
<Garg> lmao
<Digga> i'll show me yours if you show you mine
<Digga> yeah

And you still got it wrong :D.

[oppernaR]

A funny msg I got just now ;)


<Rishi> oi, you there?
<oppernaR> half
<Rishi> any mods in the weebl channel?
<oppernaR> Mr.D is
<Rishi> my self-ban still wont let me back in...
<Rishi> no i need skoo or ash
<Rishi> or weebl
<oppernaR> ah, no such luck
<Rishi> i meant to say admins
<Rishi> not mods lol
<Rishi> alright well thanks
<oppernaR> k
<oppernaR> good luck
<Rishi> ill need it
<Rishi> oh one more question
<oppernaR> you will be unbanned tomorrow
<oppernaR> Mr.D told me
<Rishi> yay
<Rishi> any reason why tomorrow? lol
<oppernaR> the rest told me to say STFU n00b
<Rishi> lol... who are the rest?
<oppernaR> the rest... everybody, mainly darkT though
<Rishi> ah
<Rishi> ok well thanks
<oppernaR> yw
<oppernaR> now stfu, noob
<Rishi> k lol
<Rishi> (and its n00b by the way)
<oppernaR> no it's not, lame noob
<Rishi> is too
<Rishi> we'll argue 2morrow
<Rishi> lol
<oppernaR> ...stfu...

[scram]

Another Rishi moment

* Rishi returns snes and surgically reattaches willy
<Scram> rishi's a guy?
<Sterl|Gaming> you could just borrow my snes
<Rishi> o yea
<Sterl|Gaming> apparently
<Scram> woah that's my perception of her totally changed
<stav> rishi's a guy?

to be fair, stav totally makes this quote.

[Dødens Knekt]

<cooberry> lo diga
<cooberry> +g
<cooberry> digag
<cooberry> dggia
<cooberry> Digga

[Dødens Knekt]

* [DarkTrojan] has joined #weebl
<[DarkTrojan]> i said 'boobies' and it disconnected me
* DarkTrojan has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

/edit
just now:
<[murrahahahaha]> if i was drinking comething you can guarantee itd be splattered all over my screen now
<[murrahahahaha]> something^
<[murrahahahaha]> damnit worst typo ever

[Justin Sane]

<Digga> !test
<Keef^> !test
<stav> !test
<Digga> !test
<oppernaR> !test
<TwoPieR> Enough!
<stav> !test
* skoo sets mode: +m

pwned.

[Dødens Knekt]

and again...

<stav> !test01
<Rishi|Sedated> WARNING: THIS IS NOT A TEST!
<Digga> !test01
<Rishi|Sedated> WARNING: THIS IS NOT A TEST!
<stav> !test01
<Rishi|Sedated> WARNING: THIS IS NOT A TEST!
<Rishi|Sedated> crap nooo
<cadex> !test01
<Rishi|Sedated> WARNING: THIS IS NOT A TEST!
<iPete> !love stav
<doseone> iPet