Who shot JFK?

[Mexican Pie]

Today in class, we watched the clip of JFK getting his shit ruined. Messy. The first Lady was scared SHITLESS and jumped out of the car. Here's what I know about the Assassination.

He went to Dalas, Texas for something (I can't recall). He wasn't really popular in Texas, because he was fighting for the rights of Black Americans, and was a bit soft on the Commies. He was the youngest USA president at 43 years old (or 46... can't remember yet again).

Okay, I'm going to have to improvise abit here, because I can't find my usual website for loading up pics.

JFK was "supposed" to travel straight through on a straight line to a garden somewhere. When he came to a 4 street intersection, his driver took a right. Now, when they got to the end of that, there was a left hand turn over 90 degrees big. A turn over 90 degrees is without saying difficult to navigate. Now driving straight again to the garden, but on another street, a certain fellow (whom I can't remember the name of) went up to the final floor of a book depository, and was "supposed" to fire at least 3 shots with a world war 2 rifle. 1 hit the president in the neck, the other missed, the other did the final blow. Now, here's the interesting parts:

-A World War 2 rifle, which was tested by several of the worlds best MARKSMEN, was found very unlikely to have killed JFK from the distance shot, even if it was a lucky shot.

-The book depository was behind Kenedy when shot. When he got his head messed, he was pushed BACKWARDS. One of Newtons laws, can't remember which one, states that a object will be pushed in the same direction that a force pushes it in the SAME DIRECTION. If he was shot in the back of the head, he should have been pushed FORWARD, not BACK.

-Someone must have known that JFK would have been going down that street. The Assassin must have been on the inside of the Government. The driver must have been on it too, or it is very likely that he was.

I will post some more info on this, but to you I ask this:

Who do you think shot JFK?

[squealpiggy]

I asked Shaggy and he said

It wasn't mehttp://www.unitedworldchart.de/shaggy.jpg

There are a couple of things wrong with the Kennedy assassination, but only one person would truly know. And that as Lee Harvey Oswald who was conveniently shot and killed by an FBI agent. Tht fact alone is themost suspicious thing about this case.

[ZekeyLizard]

eech!

May I never look at that picture again!

[smiley clown]

It is kinda obvious that it weren't Lee Harvey Oswald. It's pretty certain that there was a second gunman on the grassy knoll ( which is in front of where the president was.) This is because many spectators said they heard the second and third come from there. One of these was particularly reliable cos he was just on a break from his army training so was quite used to bullets.

Theres some film about it u should watch.

[Pod]

it was lister from red dwarf

[ZekeyLizard]

it was lister from red dwarf


With that, I think this threads steam has run out.

As for JFK? Well, I have not researched that due to my fear of the FBI. Usually when I look up the FBI its to find out what aliens they are hiding.

[Ouroboros]

Originally posted by Pod
it was lister from red dwarf

In Red Dwarf, a future version of JFK shot himself.

:p

[ZekeyLizard]

In Red Dwarf, a future version of JFK shot himself


Meh...
I've seen that program maybe three times on the Education Channel

[Pod]

Originally posted by Dumples
In Red Dwarf, a future version of JFK shot himself.

:p

really? crap :D all i remember was kryton giving someone a gun, and i assumed lister :)

[freddiestarfish]

is oswald did kill jfk, he must have had a magic bullet, as it will have hat to travel round corners, and slow down and speed up to hit jfk where he was.
so no, i dont think is was lee h oswald

[Ouroboros]

It was the man on the grassy knoll. Possibly a future version of JFK.

Kryten: We could go back to Dallas on November 22nd 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck!"

[Micky]

I'll make one point for now (not in the best mood for reasoned argument at the moment): any belief people may have that the shot oswald took was too difficult (I've heard many people tell me that he couldn't actually see the car from the window and soforth) must be unfounded. I personally know someone who has been to the very window where it is alledged Oswald took his shots and he said that it was a perfectly realistic shot.

Someone in my history class is doing their A2 coursework on who shot JFK, only trouble is from the start he's biased against the oswald theory, which could disrupt the flow of the analysis, but we'll see what he comes up with.

[RadiationHazard]

The Grassy Knole was the Kill shot.

[Mexican Pie]

Maybe the government was trying to cover up it's own tracks with Oswold? Who knows. I did see the actual footage in which he got killed by some guy- he just walks in front of him then BAM- through the chest.

1 thing though- when JFK lost his head, why did they take him to the hospital and spend 30 minutes on him only to find out that he was dead? Usually when you have no head, you would be classed as DEAD.

[malcolio]

The grassy knoll, definitly. Lardman could have done it, as his whole life is an adventure.... :D

btw, while JFK was Ambassador to Germany, he made a comment that he supported the killing of Jews, how about that??

[squealpiggy]

But does that have any basis in reality? I find that usualy allegations of that kind have a tendency to be completely untrue.

[Shiny_macShine]

Some people beleive it was the mafia because JFK's daddy was apparently very bribeable, the mafia had him in their pocket, so they tried the same thing on JFK but he was having none of it (and possibly publicly said he was going to deal with the mafia but i'm not sure). So people believe the grassy Knoll marksmen was a mafi hitman and oswald was just a patsy.

[smiley clown]

JFK's election campaign was actually funded by the mafia, i think and then he said they were going to crack down on organised crime so thats why they were pissed off.

BTW, there was a whole magazine about conspiracy theories in the Independant. in case anyone bought it....

[Scribbly]

weird, the moment I read "JFK was 'supposed' to have ..." the online radio guy said 'supposed' really loud :)

But on topic: as I'm told by monkey island, the shot might have just been fired out of the grassy knoll...

[Zelutos]

Tisk tisk, Read up on this a bit. There is a rumor of a conpiracy rooted behind something called 'track 2' which involved the CIA, an administration and even Richard Nixon when he was VP. However for the most part kennedy was kept unaware for the majority of the time, he did eventually figure it out. Many think his assasination was a CIA operation gone wrong with mafia members truly commiting the act which were supposed to be eliminating Castro by the basis of 'track 2' however there is some rumors that state he was killed for his failure to stop cuba from going communist, again rumored to be a CIA killing.

It has long been known that the CIA does commit assasinations for politcal reasons. Such as the assasination of the Vietnam president, or a few assasiniations in S.A. Track 2 came after the bay of pigs invasion and was essentially the operation of eliminating the opposing leader be it castro, or other wise in any place that needs a track 2.

I firmly believe the CIA's track 2 went to hell and it killed Kennedy, but thats just my opinion..