View Full Version : Badger Badger Badger is about dirty sex
Soso Koba
14-11-2003, 09:51 PM
While tripped out last night I listened to badger badger badger and forgot that I was watching it, closed my eyes and the images in my head from the music, were no less than some very dirty sex, what is this?
The whole 'ooooOOooo its a snake', what a trouser snake? What? Why the oooOOoooo? The shock at first of someone flashing out their snake only to be changed with pleasure. I don't know about mushroom or badger they gave me some dirty images also. You try to corrupt me.
Sloth
14-11-2003, 09:55 PM
yes yes...
but just remember sex with badgers normally end with you face ripped off...
just sayin'...
canadian cub
14-11-2003, 10:31 PM
OK, I may be Canadian, but I know little or nothing about Badger sex.
ZekeyLizard
15-11-2003, 05:24 AM
In most cases I would go to National Geographic.com and yank out a lovely picture of badgers humping.
Until I realized that some might be grossed out.
Seraph
15-11-2003, 08:29 AM
Haha, imaginations get bigger and bigger these days.. :rolleyes:
BlueHippo
16-11-2003, 01:33 AM
*shutters at thoughts of wild badger s3x*
Originally posted by ZekeyLizard
In most cases I would go to National Geographic.com and yank out a lovely picture of badgers humping.
Until I realized that some might be grossed out.
if you won't, i will:
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BlueHippo
16-11-2003, 06:28 AM
OH NO!:eek: :eek: :eek:
charli
16-11-2003, 09:01 PM
wooooo thats just scaring me *hides* :weebl:
Seraph
16-11-2003, 09:09 PM
Haha, Yikes.
Imagining him search for badger sex scares me more than that little picture does tho. :rolleyes:
charli
16-11-2003, 09:10 PM
ewwwww! lol
Originally posted by Seraph
Imagining him search for badger sex scares me more than that little picture does tho. :rolleyes:
actually, i searched for 'badger reproduction' and, of course, it was google images ;)
this was the only picture i found...
l33t k1w1
17-11-2003, 06:16 AM
30 seconds on Google found this (http://www.kaisha.cx/~bondofox/Gallery_SC.htm)..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
Lallemuuh
17-11-2003, 07:29 PM
j00 crazy i tell ya !
Seraph
17-11-2003, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
30 seconds on Google found this (http://www.kaisha.cx/~bondofox/Gallery_SC.htm)..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
You've gotta be kidding..................:isayisay:
Totally disgusted.
PeePers
17-11-2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
30 seconds on Google found this (http://www.kaisha.cx/~bondofox/Gallery_SC.htm)..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
:eek:
is all i got to say to that
sniperduck
18-11-2003, 11:30 AM
:badger: Badgers Rule but like someone else said sex with a badger will end you up without a face.
I know im sad that will happen too
Site (http://www.s3sk.com)
sniperduck
18-11-2003, 11:30 AM
:badger: Badgers Rule but like someone else said sex with a badger will end you up without a face.
I know im sad that will happen too
Site (http://www.s3sk.com)
mR.Me
18-11-2003, 03:14 PM
u ppl are just mentally wrong:weebl:
FoxTrot
18-11-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
30 seconds on Google found this (http://www.kaisha.cx/~bondofox/Gallery_SC.htm)..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
i'll be back in half an hour :love: :fluffle:
FoxTrot
19-11-2003, 05:51 PM
wanna join in? :D
u as bad as hairy lee! :eek:
... or worse... kevin! :weebl:
Devilx
20-11-2003, 02:29 PM
well i like badgers and if they are singing about SEX then let them i would not sleep with badgers but i know people that would!!!
:mushroom:
smiley clown
20-11-2003, 07:33 PM
I don't.
often Ndisguise
22-11-2003, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
30 seconds on Google found this (http://www.kaisha.cx/~bondofox/Gallery_SC.htm)..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
that is some damn freaky shiznit man:rolleyes:
TheJamfan
23-11-2003, 04:48 PM
ill never see badgers the same again *shudders*
BlueHippo
23-11-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by TheJamfan
ill never see badgers the same again *shudders*
ind33d, why would any1 do that? *shudders over and over again*
ZekeyLizard
25-11-2003, 12:25 AM
Beleive me my friends there is some SICK shit on this net of ours.
BlueHippo
25-11-2003, 01:23 AM
you know you like it zekey ;)
i kid, i kid.
this thread started downhill... and it's now subterranean *shudders some more*
Explosivo
27-11-2003, 06:47 PM
ive just realised ive sat and read about to pages of people talking about sex with badgers???? i dont get it whts wrong with these things :badger:
Knight
01-12-2003, 02:19 AM
What does it say at the end of the badgers movie?
there *is* no end... it just keeps going...
:bb: :bb: :bb: :bb: :bb: :bb: :bb: :bb: :bb:
*badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom ...*
Pigabuff
02-12-2003, 08:00 PM
hey, you know there is warning saying that the animation gets out of sync with the sound after a few repeatitions.....
has anyone actually listened to it long enough for it to get out of sync?
just wondering.....and can i say you people are quite sick, I'll recomend you to th people in white coats, ok! ;)
Blamat
03-12-2003, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
30 seconds on Google found this (http://www.kaisha.cx/~bondofox/Gallery_SC.htm)..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
Oh my god... that's disgusting. :(
*deletes history with extreme prejudice* :twisted:
Originally posted by Pigabuff
.....and can i say you people are quite sick, I'll recomend you to th people in white coats, ok! ;)
Who says we're not already ;)
In fact, I'm in a white coat now, strapped to a chair, with nothing but my arms extending locked into a typing/mousework position in front of a coputer in a secret lab in a basement of a military institution.... *pants*
I know you won't tell
;)
Pigabuff
03-12-2003, 10:32 AM
no worries, they've already given me a frontal lobotomy.....what are we talking about again?.....where am I?.......hang on, what's my name? :confused:
Freddie83
03-12-2003, 01:51 PM
My oh my,
who the hell came up with the idea about badgers and sex? It's sick. But I must admit, It's a good thing there's a place to speak out the word.:p
Seraph
03-12-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Pigabuff
hey, you know there is warning saying that the animation gets out of sync with the sound after a few repeatitions.....
has anyone actually listened to it long enough for it to get out of sync?
Yes ;)
I have done anyways... I dont sit and stare at it for that long, but i leave it on for background noise when im doing work, then i check back with it and its all out of sync!
::Badgers badgers::
*shows snake*
::mushroom mushroom!::
*shows Badgers*
heh :p
Pigabuff
04-12-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Seraph
I have done anyways... I dont sit and stare at it for that long, but i leave it on for background noise when im doing work, then i check back with it and its all out of sync!
Yeah......right !! ;)
you leave it alone, while it goes out of sync!
No, I believe you love it soooooo much that you like watching it for hours on end........ don't lie now Seraph! ;)
Edit: just found a way of making it out of sync, without having to wait! :D
start playing it, then right click, and unselect play and loop. Then slect them again, and hay-presto, it's out of sync! :D
mini-moose
09-12-2003, 08:27 AM
hey, you know there is warning saying that the animation gets out of sync with the sound after a few repeatitions.....
has anyone actually listened to it long enough for it to get out of sync?
yes I have, it doesn't take that long, i don't know how many repetitions, maybe 10 at the most? I know, I'm sad watching badgers appear on my screen, but its so FUNNY!
It really sucks once it goes out of sync, the mushrooms appear in the middle of the 'badgers' bit.
Has anyone watched the weird, freaky badgers 2, with all the dead-looking badgers floating around? Does anyone think it sounds more like, magic, magic, magic ....... mushroom? or is it just me?
ZekeyLizard
09-12-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
30 seconds on Google found this..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
SHAME ON YOU ALL
C-Rex
11-12-2003, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
30 seconds on Google found this (http://www.kaisha.cx/~bondofox/Gallery_SC.htm)..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
Really Somethingawful.com just has the wrong idea, and that is only a small percentage of furs who are into the porn. Somethingawful should focus on things that are really wierd, like religion.
mini-moose
11-12-2003, 03:40 AM
Iew! which sick person would think of DRAWING that stuff???
l33t k1w1
12-12-2003, 04:19 AM
Originally posted by mini-moose
Iew! which sick person would think of DRAWING that stuff???
No idea...go watch the CSI episode 'Fur and Loathing' - I downloaded it off BitTorrent and it's one of my fave eps.
Anyways, where ya hail from mini-moose?
mini-moose
12-12-2003, 07:11 AM
i hail from palmerston north. you hail from invercargill, I see. heh. Palmy is a sh*thole. Honestly.
C-Rex
12-12-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
...go watch the CSI episode 'Fur and Loathing' - I downloaded it off BitTorrent and it's one of my fave eps.
That episode is nothing like what goes on at a furry convention. We all got a good laugh out of it anyway.
ZekeyLizard
12-12-2003, 11:03 PM
Can we talk about something else?
Those furry things are nasty and creepy and downright wrong.:o
mini-moose
12-12-2003, 11:07 PM
Zalm down Zekey, it's only nature... gross it may be, but you can't do anything about it without much discomfort. Kind of like thinking about what your parents are doing in the bathroom next to your bedroom.
Pigabuff
12-12-2003, 11:10 PM
eewww, ^^ don't go there!!!
just the fact that I was concived is too much to handle!!! :eek:
ZekeyLizard
13-12-2003, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by mini-moose
Zalm down Zekey, it's only nature... gross it may be, but you can't do anything about it without much discomfort. Kind of like thinking about what your parents are doing in the bathroom next to your bedroom.
I could tell you some stories that would turn your hair gray....
C-Rex
13-12-2003, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by ZekeyLizard
I could tell you some stories that would turn your hair gray....
I doubt you could, but dont even start with that.
:bb:
mini-moose
13-12-2003, 04:23 AM
That's great! But i'm sure I could do better. But still! YUCKY!
Feral_Wolve
13-12-2003, 06:32 AM
listen all i know is that if i was walking and i saw a hot badger strutting its stuff i hit it so hard...over a toilet even...
C-Rex
13-12-2003, 05:22 PM
Most of the stuff on Something Awful that they criticise furries for isnt even furry stuff. If they're going to make fun of people, they should at least make fun of the right people. Not that they should anyway, furry is just an interest, and anyone that makes fun of other peoples interests just because they dont get them is retarded.
mini-moose
13-12-2003, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by C-Rex
Most of the stuff on Something Awful that they criticise furries for isnt even furry stuff. If they're going to make fun of people, they should at least make fun of the right people. Not that they should anyway, furry is just an interest, and anyone that makes fun of other peoples interests just because they dont get them is retarded.
I DON'T GET IT! what does that have to do with what we have been talking about? I'm confused! :rawk: Don't you think these babies are so cute?
C-Rex
13-12-2003, 06:24 PM
l33t k1w1 mentioned something about it earlier. I just got around to checking on it.
Magpie
13-12-2003, 09:18 PM
The Furry haters of today
were the homo-phobics of the 80's.
well done kids.
keep your Prejudices going, you'll save us all one day.....
:rolleyes:
mini-moose
14-12-2003, 02:17 AM
what is wrong with furries? a little hot wax does wonders!
Andromeda
14-12-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by ZekeyLizard
Those furry things are nasty and creepy
OooOooo!... furry things! (http://www.iespana.es/Scorch/bolas.gif)
Rommie
LosChimpos
14-12-2003, 09:28 PM
The rather odd badger/bondage site:
The subject matter is bizzare but the artwork itself was pretty good. :D
ZekeyLizard
14-12-2003, 10:36 PM
Can we lock this thread and put it away?
God.
No, it has to be one of those things that lurk in the bottom corner of a cupboard, collect dust, mould and, dare i say it, FUR! :twisted:
Giraffe
17-12-2003, 05:53 PM
Im not sayin badgers :badger: arouse me but omg they do
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LosChimpos
18-12-2003, 11:17 PM
The song isn't about sex it's about badgers harvesting mushrooms under the watchful eye of Farmer Snake.
Or it's just a brilliant animation.
Or it's a figment of our imaginations, in fact we don't even exist.
Or I could just go to bed, yes I think that's best.
what if you were unable to wake from that dream?...
Ultim8_Evil
19-12-2003, 01:18 PM
Badgers are like Agent Smith. They are everyone, and they are no-one.
l33t k1w1
21-12-2003, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by Ultim8_Evil
Badgers are like Agent Smith. They are everyone, and they are no-one.
True, but they don't wear cool shades and slur their 'r's or refer to people by their surnames. :p
disfuckshunal
22-12-2003, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by Ultim8_Evil
Badgers are like Agent Smith. They are everyone, and they are no-one.
Who says they dont?
rach12345
27-12-2003, 12:19 AM
thats kinda weird.......coz badger dont make me think of sex at all!
gladeradder
04-01-2004, 08:05 PM
well i'm glad they don't!! i'd be rather worried if you like the idea of sex with badgers.....would that even work though? hmmmmm :confused:
You're actually thinking about it? :D
Ouroboros
05-01-2004, 01:37 PM
Oh god...
Badger bondage is not right!
Pigabuff
05-01-2004, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Dumples
Oh god...
Badger bondage is not right!
that is what I said but they still dicussed it! :confused:
gladeradder
05-01-2004, 07:42 PM
well i don't like thinking bout it but i'm just curious to see what the result would be, some half badger half human thing...:eek:
Tsukasabeat
08-01-2004, 11:03 PM
Ahem...
Weebl+this thread=Uncensored nudity in his new toon.
disfuckshunal
09-01-2004, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by Tsukasabeat
Ahem...
Weebl+this thread=Uncensored nudity in his new toon.
That would be hott. :love:
Discus
09-01-2004, 11:10 PM
Ok I've tried my hardest to stay out of this one, mainly because I don't want people to get the wrong impression if they're looking over my shoulder and they see a reply notification to this thread in my inbox, but I'm afraid it's got to the point where I must say GOD DAMMIT SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SICK! OH MY GOD IM GOING TO PUKE! JESUS CHRIST SOME PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GET LAID!!! (And thats by ANOTHER HUMAN ONLY)
mini-moose
09-01-2004, 11:14 PM
JESUS CHRIST SOME PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GET LAID!!! (And thats by ANOTHER HUMAN ONLY)
what is wrong with making love to the occasional animal? my father used to rape bovines all the time and it made him a better man.
Discus
09-01-2004, 11:16 PM
NOOOOO! WRONG PEOPLE!!!!!
Humans are only compatible with HUMANS!
Would you attempt to plug a USB device into a firewire port???
Pigabuff
09-01-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Astir
NOOOOO! WRONG PEOPLE!!!!!
Humans are only compatible with HUMANS!
Would you attempt to plug a USB device into a firewire port???
if you have the right converter!... joke joke! :D
yes humans and animals are wrong together!
Discus
09-01-2004, 11:21 PM
Don't start comparing those little PS2 to USB converter thingies (you usually get with keyboards) to Strap-ons!
mini-moose
10-01-2004, 02:11 AM
What on earth is a PS2 to USB converter??? I really am not a cryptic anagram person myself.
Originally posted by Astir
NOOOOO! WRONG PEOPLE!!!!!
Humans are only compatible with HUMANS!
Would you attempt to plug a USB device into a firewire port???
I know some guys who are so desperate THEY'D try to fit into a USB port. Luckily I'm NOT among them.
Originally posted by Astir
Don't start comparing those little PS2 to USB converter thingies (you usually get with keyboards) to Strap-ons!
Maybe you are, though... you certainly sound it with THOSE ideas... and you seem to know you're stuff... all I did for this thread was a google search...
dakeyras
10-01-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by l33t k1w1
30 seconds on Google found this (http://www.kaisha.cx/~bondofox/Gallery_SC.htm)..
This is adult AND badger related and should explain why SomethingAwful hates them.
Now that was bizarre........:confused:
dakeyras
10-01-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by gladeradder
well i don't like thinking bout it but i'm just curious to see what the result would be, some half badger half human thing...:eek:
Ur spendin way toooooo much time on the computer.........:p
Discus
11-01-2004, 12:40 AM
Actually those of you into biology (and me; though I'm not) will know that a half human half badger thing is not actually possible because we have different chromosome numbers.
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