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Cupidstunt
17-09-2003, 12:49 PM
Ok, everyone puts in no more than 10 words to make a continuous story that lasts forever and at least 100 pages.
ill start...
Once upon a time there was a man called...
Alucard
17-09-2003, 02:43 PM
marcus, and he was bored
Kuroneku-sama
17-09-2003, 02:45 PM
So he shot Mellis
Alucard
17-09-2003, 02:58 PM
.... many a time through the groinal region...
Mushroom
17-09-2003, 03:07 PM
and Mellis did scream and writhe

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The_Cyclops
17-09-2003, 03:07 PM
whilst a wry grin spread across his evil catlike face.
Smeagle
17-09-2003, 03:15 PM
...for he was a masochist...
Alucard
17-09-2003, 03:16 PM
... due to taking cheese...
The_Cyclops
17-09-2003, 03:29 PM
...analy...
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 04:43 PM
...with a straw. His doctor told him...
Alucard
17-09-2003, 04:44 PM
... 'you sick twisted...'
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 04:57 PM
...weirdo. Take this medicine three times a...
Alucard
17-09-2003, 04:59 PM
...'second, it will help you to...'
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 05:02 PM
...breath." But then, Marcus went into a...
Mushroom
17-09-2003, 05:08 PM
...lemming shop and ordered three...
BesigedB
17-09-2003, 05:09 PM
.... non latex condoms ....
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 05:14 PM
...into the nostril of a passing...
BesigedB
17-09-2003, 05:15 PM
... pie ...
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 05:29 PM
...which exploded into a million pieces, covering every...
Mushroom
17-09-2003, 05:35 PM
...badger, for miles around...
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 05:38 PM
...making them lash out into uncontrollable...
Mushroom
17-09-2003, 05:40 PM
...fits of eating.
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 05:42 PM
So everything was normal. Untill...
Mushroom
17-09-2003, 05:46 PM
...one day, someone noticed a snake...
William Wallace
17-09-2003, 06:12 PM
..and they screamed, "ARGH! A snake, a snake, oooh a snake!"...
Dirt_Monkey
17-09-2003, 07:08 PM
but of course they were saved by the dancing
BesigedB
17-09-2003, 07:23 PM
... but forgot to put ... ...
xamnam
17-09-2003, 07:56 PM
It grew arms and legs...
The_Wombat
17-09-2003, 08:21 PM
...which began to uncontrolably smack...
Jeff The Jiff
17-09-2003, 08:27 PM
a metallic pineapple, which in turn led to
Liria
17-09-2003, 08:33 PM
the merger of the pie and pineapple into
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 08:35 PM
...a mutant egg which stabbed its spear straight into...
The_Wombat
17-09-2003, 08:39 PM
... the great pulsating heart of sweeden!
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 08:51 PM
...The swedish were not amused at such behaviour. In fact...
The_Wombat
17-09-2003, 09:07 PM
...they beagn to summon the...
Alucard
17-09-2003, 09:09 PM
...slimes, but had to wait till...
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 09:11 PM
...they had all brewed correctly. In the meantime...
Alucard
17-09-2003, 09:12 PM
...marcus decided to....
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 09:13 PM
...jump behind a...
The_Wombat
17-09-2003, 09:14 PM
...convinently placed badger...
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 09:20 PM
...and nibble on its...
The_Wombat
17-09-2003, 09:22 PM
...cousin lou, who happened to be...
Mr. Moo
17-09-2003, 09:36 PM
...frying bacon at the time.
Smeagle
17-09-2003, 09:46 PM
Suddenly, the bacon sprang up and...
Alucard
17-09-2003, 09:48 PM
... joined forces with....
Weeman
17-09-2003, 10:01 PM
the mushrooms, who had secretly been plotting
Nagoragama
17-09-2003, 10:25 PM
...to steal the octopus...
Mushroom
17-09-2003, 10:41 PM
...that gives golden ink...
xamnam
18-09-2003, 01:04 AM
which summons martians
William Wallace
18-09-2003, 01:16 AM
...but the Martians were really Imperial Stormtroopers, sent by Darth Vader...
The_Cyclops
18-09-2003, 10:01 AM
...who was wearing a fetching pink tutu...
Jeff The Jiff
18-09-2003, 02:39 PM
...sounding like a bleating horse came from...
Smeagle
18-09-2003, 03:17 PM
...a dark corner, where...
Alucard
18-09-2003, 03:18 PM
... there stood a large detachible...
Dirt_Monkey
18-09-2003, 03:20 PM
hoover attachment, which was rather rare as
Alucard
18-09-2003, 03:22 PM
...they are normally found in...
The_Cyclops
18-09-2003, 03:22 PM
...special boxes of cereal...
Jeff The Jiff
18-09-2003, 03:23 PM
...pink elephants dont often fly around...
Alucard
18-09-2003, 03:24 PM
...novalty items made from...
The_Cyclops
18-09-2003, 03:30 PM
...leftover sea-lion soup. Unwittingly...
Jeff The Jiff
18-09-2003, 03:34 PM
the beehive was disguised as a
Ouroboros
18-09-2003, 03:48 PM
dissected.
Smeagle
18-09-2003, 04:45 PM
, revealing inside a hideously deformed...
Jeff The Jiff
18-09-2003, 04:48 PM
...penguin offering cookies to the nearest...
The_Cyclops
18-09-2003, 05:05 PM
..."Codswallop!", bellowed the magician...
Jarf
18-09-2003, 05:10 PM
as he nearly spilled his magic bean
Alucard
18-09-2003, 05:20 PM
... on to the passing...
BFCA
18-09-2003, 06:48 PM
......local drunk, who proceeded to remove his...
Alucard
18-09-2003, 06:49 PM
...shoe, and batter...
William Wallace
18-09-2003, 06:55 PM
...therefore he ate the bean, and became Darth Maul, complete with a doubleblade Light Staff...
ph3ar the seven
18-09-2003, 07:31 PM
...confusing the angry mob around him with torches and rakes, who proceeded to...
Tikky
18-09-2003, 07:45 PM
... phone a friend ...
Jeff The Jiff
18-09-2003, 09:06 PM
who happened to be Mr
cow_cop
18-09-2003, 09:47 PM
osama bin piedish who brought a fleet of
The_Cyclops
18-09-2003, 10:18 PM
...jibbering corn loafers. When worn theses loafers emit...
Seraph
18-09-2003, 10:30 PM
...a horrible smell and a very strange...
The_Wombat
19-09-2003, 12:29 AM
...colored banana shaving...
Liria
19-09-2003, 01:12 AM
... an unhappy skunk don't smell THAT bad.
Kuroneku-sama
19-09-2003, 07:10 AM
then something strange happened
The_Cyclops
19-09-2003, 08:21 AM
... to the colour blue. Consequently...
xamnam
19-09-2003, 11:03 AM
that are filled with frogs...
Kuroneku-sama
19-09-2003, 02:41 PM
and rather interesting cheeses
Smeagle
19-09-2003, 03:21 PM
But one of the frogs ate one of the cheeses, and...
BFCA
19-09-2003, 04:31 PM
...the cheese retailiated by purchasing from the local hardware store, a packet of....
Jeff The Jiff
19-09-2003, 05:18 PM
reinforced peanuts.
Jimpy
19-09-2003, 05:23 PM
that had lazer
Seraph
19-09-2003, 05:59 PM
...and everytime it saw another frog it..
Ouroboros
19-09-2003, 06:24 PM
A rather curious peanut shaped sculture emerged from...
xamnam
19-09-2003, 07:36 PM
the laser and proceeded to...
NIGHTCOW
19-09-2003, 08:32 PM
....procure some devilled eggs in a...



:evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ouroboros
19-09-2003, 08:34 PM
amusingly shaped artichoke
cow_cop
19-09-2003, 09:37 PM
...which changed into a...
xamnam
19-09-2003, 10:31 PM
owl that was a frog who
Smeagle
19-09-2003, 10:51 PM
...was in a genetic experiment that went horribly wrong, and...
Kuroneku-sama
20-09-2003, 08:09 AM
smelt funny
Seraph
20-09-2003, 10:46 AM
...and when the ninja palm tree looked up, still carrying his owl that was a frog, to his surpise he...
Kuroneku-sama
20-09-2003, 01:52 PM
saw a great orange fell from the sky
Ouroboros
20-09-2003, 02:02 PM
But in the orangeness that is the weebls stuff forums, noone noticed it until, tragically...
Smeagle
20-09-2003, 02:07 PM
Um...ok it's fine for the story to be random, but at least make it work from the last post...

...and when the ninja palm tree looked up, still carrying his owl that was a frog, to his surpise he a great orange fell from the sky...

Sense that do no make!


Anyway, back to the story...


...the orange had decayed and rotted, leaving behind...
GandalfThePies
20-09-2003, 04:18 PM
......a pie dish, Not just any pie dish, it was a magical pie dish, and if you held it and wished a genie popped out and he............
Ouroboros
20-09-2003, 04:30 PM
sneezed
GandalfThePies
20-09-2003, 04:38 PM
....The sneeze blew you down wind were you float to a far away island, where theres nothing but women and ur sole job givin before you is.........
Liria
20-09-2003, 04:45 PM
Side note:
I thought we werent' supposed to supply more than 10 words at one time?
GandalfThePies
20-09-2003, 04:47 PM
:Side note: My bad didnt realise sorry.....

....The sneeze blew you down wind were you float to a far away island, where theres nothing but women and ur sole job givin before you is.........
Smeagle
20-09-2003, 05:58 PM
...to catch giant, man eating crabs bare handed, using only a...
Ouroboros
20-09-2003, 06:48 PM
pink fluffy thong
cow_cop
20-09-2003, 07:45 PM
:side note:
story got all messed up....damit.
...that smelled like...
Jeff The Jiff
20-09-2003, 08:09 PM
it had just been worn by a
cow_cop
20-09-2003, 08:19 PM
...gorrilla that looked like...
Jeff The Jiff
20-09-2003, 08:24 PM
a pink fluffy thong.
cow_cop
20-09-2003, 08:25 PM
...that had been previously owned by...
Jeff The Jiff
20-09-2003, 08:31 PM
...a gorilla that looked like...
Smeagle
20-09-2003, 08:32 PM
...a pink fluffy elephant...
cow_cop
20-09-2003, 08:32 PM
...a pink fluffy thong...
cow_cop
20-09-2003, 08:32 PM
dam u jeff! cancel that last post i made :)
...that smelled like...
Jeff The Jiff
20-09-2003, 08:38 PM
whoa, whoa. this is getting confusing.
Smeagle
20-09-2003, 08:39 PM
I think s/he meant Smeagle, not Jeff.
xamnam
21-09-2003, 01:52 AM
old rotten au gratin potatoes.
GandalfThePies
21-09-2003, 01:54 PM
Lock or delete this now, I think i ruined this one! *sorry*
Smeagle
21-09-2003, 04:28 PM
Ah well, there's another story thread somewhere
Jeff The Jiff
21-09-2003, 06:37 PM
...hastily replied smeagle with uncertainty.
Smeagle
21-09-2003, 07:13 PM
...because the other "story thread" isn't a story thread at all, it is actually...
cow_cop
21-09-2003, 08:20 PM
its he, and i think we should make a new story thread, this one is confusing beyond all reason.
cow_cop
21-09-2003, 08:28 PM
...a subliminal message telling you to burn everything...
Smeagle
21-09-2003, 08:30 PM
...especially people who double-post...


*gets a flamethrower*
cow_cop
21-09-2003, 08:30 PM
...like smeagle and jeff...
Smeagle
21-09-2003, 08:32 PM
...then Smeagle got confused, because to his knowledge he had never double-posted in his life...
cow_cop
21-09-2003, 09:14 PM
...then cow_cop thought smeagle should shut up...
The_Cyclops
21-09-2003, 10:36 PM
...shop and go home to masturbate furiously...
The_Wombat
21-09-2003, 10:44 PM
...the_wombat returns after the weekend to find the beautifull story in shambels *cries in a corner*...
Destrukto
21-09-2003, 10:45 PM
By request, indeed locked...
Try to keep it ontopic next time