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Broche
25-09-2004, 03:31 PM
I was up in Glasgow the other week and I saw an Indian restaurant called "Indian Place",I thought it was probably just a joke,but then a few weeks later,an indian take-away opened in my town called "Best kebab and pizza 2".
This got me thinking,what's the most unoriginal name for a shop/take-away/etc. ever.
So,has anyone seen a less original name,or is there just an abundance of uncreative shop-owners in my area :p ?

Bloopo
25-09-2004, 03:44 PM
Theres a corner shop near where I live called...yep, you guessed it "the Corner Shop"...

jonffm
25-09-2004, 03:45 PM
All the places around my area are weird...there's one about a mile away called 'Snappy Tomato's Super Fast Pizza' o__O

renatzu
25-09-2004, 04:08 PM
An area in Nyack has an shops called "Hilltop antiques", "Hilltop resteraunt", and "Hilltop hotel" are in the same 30 meters. Guess where on the hill they're located :rolleyes:

*Ooh Sparklies*
25-09-2004, 04:11 PM
There is a Chip Shop near me called "The Dee View" the Dee is the River Dee that flows through North Wales where i live *belive it or not* the thing is you can't see the River Dee from the chip shop! so why its called that i dont no :rolleyes:

Spiker
25-09-2004, 04:14 PM
Sparklies,would you believe that there is a Jewellery shop near me called 'sparklies for sale!:shock:' How rare!

*Ooh Sparklies*
25-09-2004, 04:20 PM
Sparklies,would you believe that there is a Jewellery shop near me called 'sparklies for sale!:shock:' How rare!


How much am i worth :ninja:

and to stay on topic i thought of the best one yet! over a year ago there was a fast food type shop called "Want Fries With That"....and they didnt sell fries/chips :p the store has since changed lol

Spiker
25-09-2004, 04:24 PM
How much am I worth? :ninja:


About £80! :D

and to stay on topic,I found a place called 'the pie bakery!'

C T M
25-09-2004, 05:28 PM
I know a shop in a retail park called 'The Computer Shop'. Yuck.

Patrick Moore
25-09-2004, 05:35 PM
"the village florist"

About 100 yards down the road...in the village...

Sephiroth
25-09-2004, 05:45 PM
In Turkey in a little city called Ichmeluer (Itch-ma-leer) there is a chip shop called "The Chippy" underneath the board it said open all day and nigth. How funny it is to laugh at people who can't spell. By the way it was very english there if you know what i mean.

littlefirework
25-09-2004, 06:28 PM
In a town where I used to live, there was a fish place that started to sell pizza also, so it was renamed the "Pizza Wharf". The name (and the thought of that combination) totally put me off.

xanthateto
25-09-2004, 09:42 PM
On holiday in Spain I saw a lot of places called 'Irish Pub', most of which were painted green. I laughed every time I saw one.

Yes there's also a Computer Shop in Milton Keynes city centre. Despite the name its a pretty cool shop :D

StupidCatOfDoom
25-09-2004, 09:44 PM
I have a hotel near me called "The Whorehouse".

No, really.

And, there's a Private Bank near me, (not run by Lloyd's TSB etc), called "The Bank".

My town has noo imagination...

Greenface
25-09-2004, 10:42 PM
There's a shop in the village I live in called 'The Village Store'.

Handwashed Pug
25-09-2004, 11:04 PM
I once saw a place in Crawley called "the Money Shop :rolleyes: "

"GAME" also has an exceptionally imaginative name as well, must have taken hours to think that one up...

At the other end of the originality scale there is a vegitarian restaurant in Brighton called Wai Kika Moo Cau (pronouced why kick a moo cow)

therhino
25-09-2004, 11:28 PM
Near me there is a shop. This shop is located on a street corner.

Guess the name of the shop. It's really surprising, really it is.

the cornershop. oh yes.

renatzu
25-09-2004, 11:56 PM
There is a beverage center in my town lovingly called "The beverage center", which sells mostly beer. Down the road there's "The liquor store", which is stacked front to back and floor to ceiling with liquor. Come to think of it if you continue up the road not even 100 meters there's "Last Chance Saloon", and then a few stores down there's "Murray's Pup." Those names aren't unoriginal, but it says something about my town.

C T M
26-09-2004, 12:02 AM
As far as place names go, I got annoyed a little while ago at every town having a 'Hilton' area, but I 'spose they have a right to do that. I also know a wee village called Hilton. As in "Hill Town" I'm supposing. Genius.

the roo
26-09-2004, 08:57 AM
In a town down the road from me there is a coffee shop called "the coffee shop". Wow. And another one, called "the River", because it's between two banks (I thought that one was quite clever however). Glasgow has some wonderfully uninspiring names, such as "the Art Store" and I've seen a couple of "corner shop"s and "newsagent's" in there too.

Alomie
26-09-2004, 12:09 PM
i always thought that the sainsburys resturant named the j sainsbury's resturant was pretty damn genious?

Ouch!
26-09-2004, 12:46 PM
There's a fast food restaurant in Dublin called "Chicken Hut"
They sell pizza's too... hint hint...