the ladies room

[b_em]

As promised in debates....


Girlie topics: cosmetics, clothing, gossip, men, pictures of men, gossip about men, men's clothing, feminine hygiene, angelina jolie.


OK?

I'd like to start the ball rolling with a few pictures of my current favourite men.


Mat Rogers (Wallabies Fullback)(Apparently Littlefirework is currently cybering him but I have doubts about the integrity of my information source).

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/rugbyyay.jpg


Rob Thomas (Matchbox Twenty)

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/rtsml.jpg


Shifty Shellshock (Crazy Town)

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/shiftymmmbod.jpg



Conversation and picture posting commences now. No pithy whinging and no pictures of a tampax box with an oh so humorous comment.

Gogogogo

[DarkTrojan]

Additional: if you need to find out any forum gossip, this is the place (take note men). :twisted:

[Fruiterian]

Ooo. Forum gossip.

Unfortunately, I have nothing to post of this moment. Since I am too lazy to open up google images, and grab an image.

Rob Thomas. Yummy.

[littlefirework]

Nah. I'm a little fixated on Clive Owen lately though- not that I went to see that movie he was just in. He and Angelina Jolie probably make the best looking couple on the planet.

[b_em]

just if anyone was thinking that dt has had a sex change... (which he may well have done, I wouldnt know)... this thread is open for men to post in too.

The topics and subject matter are female orientated.

And dickheaded comments will not be tolerated (I'll take my diamante encrusted handbag to you).

[manny]

:love: dirk :love:

[DarkTrojan]

Originally posted by b_em
just if anyone was thinking that dt has had a sex change... (which he may well have done, I wouldnt know)...

You have no proof that I wasn't female in the first place :rolleyes:

[b_em]

you people have strange ideas about nice men.


nice to see manny being out and proud about his love for dirk ;) and littlefirework...that english teacher type is erm.....male. (sorry thats about as good as I can do....your taste was so much better when you were cybering matty).




and er dt.... the picture of you looking male would have been a starting point ;) Naturally I dont mean a picture of your bits because that would be wrong and ew and ick.*




*save it for PM.

[ZekeyLizard]

Im not a girl but I do like to gossip...



Word on the street is that Zekey fellah is a doofus.
Came as a shock to me too...
:D

[b_em]

What attracts you to a man?

Don't flood me with 'sense of humour' or 'caring attitude' or worse 'charity work'....give me some gritty physical stuff.

Looking back over my fellas (and believe me, I do, regularly)... I would have to say that a nice mouth is pretty sexy, with a cheeky smile.


Oh alright alright. Big sexy rugby playing legs with bulging muscles

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/legmuscle.jpg

tight arm muscles

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/armball.jpg

slim waist

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/armwaist.jpg

and broad shoulders.

http://emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/armreach.jpg



I can't divulge which rugby team I supported in the final.

[littlefirework]

I'm rather partial to the back of the neck. Chou Yun Fat's is about the best I've seen.

[b_em]

your taste in men scares me lf

but I understand the neck thing. There's a young forum fella whose neck is distinctly bitable.

I think you know who I mean girlies ;)

[Loveli]

Johnny Depp
When it comes to him I sometimes have trouble getting my thoughts into coherent words. He is People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" for the year 2003. I strongly agree.

Depp has appeared in over 20 films since 1984. My personal favourites are Edward Scissorhands, Benny & Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Dead Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Chocolat, From Hell, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Appearance wise he seems to be getting better with age. He falls under my "Shaggable List" when it comes to men.

[Taba]

Oooh johnny depp. He's gorgeous...Rob Thomas too. Yum.
Anyway, I find strong square jaw lines, muscles, black hair, and dirt bikes extreamly sexy.

And everything about these two...
Cory Nastazio (bmx rider):
http://www.nemontemi.com/nasty/pic/ux24.jpg
and he's a kick ass rider, too.
and Chester Bennington (linkin park):http://gallery.linkinparksource.com/Chester/Pictures/Picture19.jpg
I looove the glasses.

[goody 2 shoos]

i dont like johnny depp much... at alllllllllllllll!
rob thomas is good though....
ashton kutcher isnt as cute as he used to be
but the winner is
HARRY POTTER!!!!
he really has some good looks in real life....www.dreuzels.com/fotosvandeweek/ daniel.jpg
yes.. he's a younger man, or not....:rolleyes:

[Noot]

you girls will see a series of the men i will marry one day...not all at once mind you...they're far too gorgeous to put here in one piece...

Mike Shinoda (linkin park) *drool*

[b_em]

Originally posted by Taba
Anyway, I find strong square jaw lines, muscles, black hair, and dirt bikes extreamly sexy.

And everything about these two...
Cory Nastazio (bmx rider):



You my girl, have good taste! I still reckon he needs some more time on the weights but he's definitely well on the way!!!

Question is though, does anyone actually get a real-life version of what they like?

While I am stopped from going down to Sydney and sidling up to my favourite rugby player by the fact that his girlfriend might see (stealing another woman's man = WRONG), I know that it is unlikely I would ever land myself a catch like that. But at the same time, I ogle these wonderful pictures and then look at my fella, and there's little aspects of him which I take for granted which are just like those on these unattainable men.

How close is your real-life current or past squeeze to your dream man?

[WeeblKitty]

Mmm, Johnny Depp is always hot, but as a grungy pirate I can hardly contain myself... which kinda creeps me out o_O
And Orlando Bloom is sexy with both blonde and brown hair, although I can't say I ever took particular liking to his mohawk...

http://www.geocities.com/nekooniko/legolas.txt

And, sticking with the grungy man / fantasy series theme I've got going for me, let's not forget Viggo Mortensen...!

http://www.geocities.com/nekooniko/aragorn.txt

As for the "common man," I can truthfully say the first thing I notice is the eyes, followed by the lips (lips can tell you a whole heck of a lot), and then the facial region in general. My tastes are so random that they surprise even me, because it appears that I like both the grungy manly man and men with more womanly facial features... o_O I also dig scrawny men (built ones frighten me to tell the truth) and there really is nothing like a good, cute butt upon which to place a hand. *swoon*

Edit - I'll addy a pic-o my man within a couple of days, once the film is developed from last weekend ^-^ He's a cutie - and scrawny with a nice ass and a perfect blend of masculinity and femininity and he's so wonderfully caring *insert more obsessive yammering here* :D

[b_em]

that person with long hair is a fella? crikey.

Although I have to agree with you WeeblKitty, lips do say a heck of a lot about a person. I always tend to go for the more expressive type...the cheeky knowing smile etc (usually because I'm staring doe eyed at them). Heaven!


I'm trying to find a good Angelina pic for the lesbian/bi contingent but do you know how difficult it is to find a picture that isnt showing her breasts? The interweb today, honestly!

[b_em]

<hurrah>

[Dingo]

LMAO B_em! "That person with the long hair is a fella? Crikey!"

You make me giggle girl.

And yummy @ Angelina. I'd hit it. *shrug*

[freddiestarfish]

Originally posted by b_em
that person with long hair is a fella? crikey.



thats bad...

/me sniffles


:(

[littlefirework]

Agreed. The elf is a bit girly.
But that Viggo... mmm. There's nothing wrong with Viggo.
Well, except for his music. I don't think I could pretend to like his music.
Just listen to it. I dare you.
grey eyes (http://specialrealms.com/VM/sounds/DTMWTD/newTrack%2005song2.mp3)
dark ends (http://specialrealms.com/VM/sounds/DTMWTD/newTrack%2004song.mp3)
1959 (http://specialrealms.com/VM/sounds/1959.mp3)

[DarkTrojan]

Originally posted by b_em
but I understand the neck thing. There's a young forum fella whose neck is distinctly bitable.

I think you know who I mean girlies ;)

All you bloody do is talk about me. FS. :rolleyes:

[Dom]

im not a chick but hey i can randomly list men that are cool right?

michael j fox

http://ibelgique.ifrance.com/cinedestin/acteurs/fox.jpg

hes cool (cute) smooth talking deputy mayor of NY and he can time travel...come on hes gonna have all the ladies...and hes also the winner of the actors with aliments competition.

christopher lloyd

http://www.ozcraft.com/scifidu/future/cast_doc.jpg

hes smart, hes well travelled (in time) and come on...what women wouldnt just so they could say...i did christopher lloyd and all your girlie mates will say "what was he like???" and you'll just turn around and say with a cool voice "it was outta time baby!"

patrick stuart (easily the best captian)

http://www.hypertrek.org/xr/img/stewart.jpg

hes easily experience and you can rub his head for luck, oh yeah apparently hes a dab hand at the girly shakepeare stuff so you'll end up with some sonnetts, you know the stuff that makes other blokes puke.

now for the girlies

enid

http://www.icq.com/images/specials/action-heroes/images-cropped/ghostworld2.jpg

first of all let me say WHOA! im not one of those crazy emo kid types or anything dont let the picture fool ya but my god shes hot....ive had the comic for a few years now (ghostworld) and i sleep alot better with it cramped up under my pillow ill tell ya that much....

that girl from but im a cheerleader

http://www.damnthe.com/poster/acatalog/but_Im_cheerleader.jpg

wow, wow, wow....and really nice too...big problem shes a lesbian..which probably rules me out...and the fact that im no fancy swanky hollywood type.

sailor moon

http://croissandelune.free.fr/images/eternal%20sailor%20moon.jpg

now some would say there is a problem with liking a cartoon in that way....i would say yes however the main problem is the fact that shes supposedly 12 years old...im so going to jail.

anyways thats it for me....slap me (verbally) if you wanna

Dom

[WeeblKitty]

OMG littlefirework... that's... wow. I was blissfully unaware that Viggo attempted music, but you are so right - tears formed in my eyes for all the wrong reasons upon hearing the first minute of that topmost song - I was too disturbed to listen to the rest of it, let alone any of the others ;) It's a damn shame that a face and a voice so hot as his should attempt to sing and fail - my goodness that man could not hit one pitch head-on! o_O Anywayz...

Dom, don't worry about the Usagi obsession. Anime chicks are uber sexy, and this is from someone who considers herself to be a hetero female ;P And besides, she was 14 at the start of the series, so by Sailor Stars she's gotta be 15 or 16... it may not be entirely legal everywhere you go, but perfectly acceptable. Heck, I'm dating a 16-year-old at the moment. Which now that I think on it, is a little disturbing... Especially since I usually go for older men. Ah, well, get the younger ones ladies, since the men die off before we do, statistically-speaking ;)

*sniff sniff* I know Legolas is femmy but he so cuuuuute! I don't know what it is with femmy guys an' me.. mebbe I got more bi in me than I think ;) I've got a life-sized Legolas in my dorm room here with me... mwa ha! He's in front of my mirror so I can always see him ^-^ And I, too, have some cartoon obsessions. I have a life-sized Duo Maxwell poster above my bed at home, and a life-sized Heero Yuy (but only because I didn't want Duo to be lonely - I don't like Heero as much) scroll/poster too. And I've always had a thing for Fushigi Yuugi's Nuriko, who of course is cross-dressing for most of the series and isn't revealed as a guy until much later (I knew him as a guy first, I swear!)... it took me a while to get to like Tamahome, but he's cute, too. (Yeah, I guess it is a little weird to be talking about cute cartoon characters, actually... but at least I can understand the obsession... or something...) o_O

[Edit] PS - I forgot to mention earlier the hotness of Darren Hayes (on the right) in this particular photo (and a couple of subsequent ones that I could not find)... even if he's gay, he's still good eye candy as far as I'm concerned... and a better singer than Viggo ^-^

http://www.geocities.com/nekooniko/darrenhayes.txt

[CATS]

ok guys and even girls, you all must agree that even if these pictures arnt very good their subject is a vision of pure perfection. I didnt think that it existed untill i saw underworld, i mean kate beckinsale is well 'you would' anyway but in underworld it goes further, she looks absolutly perfect, nobody has ever looked this good, its something girls and guys (any guy who saw the film and could stand up before the end of the credits dosent have a drop of red blood in him) can admire.
http://www.katebeckinsale.net/pictures/movies/underworld/1.jpg

http://movieweb.com/movie/underworld/co2.jpg

I cant wait for the film to come out on DVD.....FREEZE-FRAME!!!
I know its a fictional character but I CAN DREAM CANT I?!?!?

[CheHamstera]

ref body parts: biceps. mmm biceps. strong, intrinsicly manly and very biteable. tattooed = fabulous

ref rugby: i did like the tight white tops that the England players wore in thr tournament. they looked like the Tour de France on steriods. yummy.

Originally posted by b_em
How close is your real-life current or past squeeze to your dream man?

hehehehe - about a million miles away, and at the same time, absolutely perfect for me right now :D

think i'm up to speed on the thread now...

oh yes, and Ms Jolie is the only woman who i would ever consider getting all lesbiany with. i prefer her look in 'Gone In 60 Seconds' - grrrowl! :twisted:

and one more thing - doesn't it piss you off ladies, when you get mistaken for a man. i do all the time because i'm over 6 foot and don't wear skirts. some wanker in town thought me and dibbie were a gay couple!!

[Dingo]

That darren Hayes guy is gay?? Hm... where have I been?

[GorillaBearBear]

Wow....you have good taste in men....especially loneli....mmm Johnny.

As for what makes a man attractive, for me it's all in the face, particularly the eyes....although a nice chest doesn't go down too badly either.

My current Amour has to be Noah Wyle....He's so cute! And and I think he has a sexy voice, and his eyes do this cute thing when he smiles, they sort of scrunch up and it makes me melt. MmmmmmNoah

Pic comes later

[WeeblKitty]

Dingo - well, I heard it from a gay male friend of mine who was convinced that myself and my best friend were lesbian lovers, along with most of my other female friends... so, considering it's from a source who thinks everyone is gay, who knows? I certainly wouldn't be surprised, though... ;)

[Angry_Pierre]

Originally posted by manny
:love: dirk :love:

-Oh boy, it's Face from the A-Team!
Why does weebl always lose?

-Ahhh, I don't wanna know

[katox]

~Suddenly morphs into a giggly school girl~


Oh lordy loo! Mr Depp is grrrrrooooowwwwlll whoo! Yumsville. Just those eyes..arggg. :drool: - http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/drooljohnnydepp.jpg

Viggo too is a shexy man. But those aren't the real colour of his eyes...damnit! :'(
He also paints you know. Arty and gorgeous. Swoony. - http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/droolviggomortensen.jpg

Lovely skinny fella. Bloody cheekbones. ~collapses~ - http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/drooljonnygreenwood.jpg - Jonny Greenwood.

Joseph Fiennes. Again it's the eyes. - http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/drooljosephfiennes.jpg~drowns in drool~

Joaquin Phoenix. Eyes again. - http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/drooljoaquinphoenix.jpg

Anda no more. Otherwise I'll be here all day. Never realised before but I think I might have an obsession with men's eyes. :shock: Just dark long eyelashes...arggggg MMMMY! :D Can't help myself.

I'm feeling for you Che on the whole getting mistaken for a man. I used to be told I looked like one at school when I had my hair short (like I have now) but since I hadn't developed any boobs at that stage, people used to take the piss. The stupid tossers, not every woman wants to grow her hair all long and wear lots of make-up. Bleddy hell.

[Noot]

*ahem* well then....on with my list

i want to have 1000 babies with this man. yes.

[goody 2 shoos]

no, i would get arrested, but i dont care
harry potter is hotttttt!!!!
and so is michael jackson, guys bending the rules AHHH!
blackfedora.galeon.com/ news.html
no, jkjk, sorry for freaking you out
i'm not sure if the images i post actually show, tell me if they do?

[Noot]

i seriously hope you were joking about the michael jackson thing...he looks like a white starved woman more than a black guy..:confused:

[goody 2 shoos]

duh, i said i was joking!
can you see the image, though???

[Noot]

ahh ok *takes her eyes out and cleans them* no i can't see it, but it may just be my computer...

[William_Wallace]

AgH! It's my father!

o_O Oh. Okay. Just a lookalike.

I gotta get out of here.

[goody 2 shoos]

i am on your ignore list, willy....
why?:(

[Noot]

mmm...Brandon Boyd-y...*drool*

(and the little Hippo boy's new name is Brandon btw :D :twisted: )

[Noot]

lawd lawd:p

[William_Wallace]

why the hull am I still here?

*bangs his head on the wall*

[Noot]

*tapes a pillow to WW's head* ok proceed.

[William_Wallace]

*knocks himself silly*

OoOoOhh..pretty CoLoRs.

*THUMP*

[Noot]

noooo! *smacks you back concious*

[BlueHippo]

Originally posted by WeePie
mmm...Brandon Boyd-y...*drool*

(and the little Hippo boy's new name is Brandon btw :D :twisted: )

your crazy ;)

[William_Wallace]

*is startled and goes through the roof*

Owch.

*falls back and is caught by the pirate Jack Sparrow*

Well, saved from a premature death.

*rolls to the ground and stands up*

[Loveli]

Jake Gyllenhaal
Just seeing his name causes my legs to go weak and sends my heart aflutter. In 2002 he won the Young Hollywood Award for Breakthrough Performance-Male category.

Gyllenhaal has acted with the likes of Dustin Hoffman, Susan Sarandon, Jennifer Aniston, and Noah Wyle. He has appeared in films such as Moonlight Mile, The Good Girl, October Sky, and Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko is by far my favourite.

Those beautiful stormy blue eyes and the kissable lips make me melt like butter. He also has made it on the “Shaggable List” of mine.

[b_em]

I'm sorry to break it to you hon, but I've already baggsied Gavin Rossdale.

*swoon*

I told my fella when we first got together that there is only one man I would consider leaving him for. Yes, it's Gavin. Why on earth he married Gwen Stefani I don't know...that wedding dress was a disgrace (perhaps I am biased here!).

Utterly beautifully wonderful!!


And kat....Joaquim Phoenix is delicious!! I thought he looked absolutely fantabulous in Signs. River used to be rather wonderful too but obviously he's no longer here. Those eyes are just soooo inviting!! And who can beat a movie showing your favourite fella with an aluminium foil hat on eh? Perfect!


The Savage Garden fella...gay as. Take it from an aussie, he's gayer than a parade of butterflies. I mean, listen to that music! Anyway, we all know the score... well kept, well dressed man = gay* BAH


*or has a girlfriend who keeps him well kept and well dressed in which case double BAH

I have to say, I feel terribly out of the loop. Who is this hairy Viggo fella?*



*Don't laugh at me, I'm in Australia. We're too busy dancing to Duran Duran, getting shoulder pads added to every outfit and working out how to use these new fangled mobile phone things to keep up with the western world.

[Noot]

Daniel Johns...need i say more?

[WeeblKitty]

Mmm Weepie, y'know, I have a friend who absolutely wants to stalk Johnsy ;) Of course, she also had a thing for Kurt Cobain... the whole grunge blonde scenario creeps me out, though, since I have an older brother who is a bit of a grunge-band blonde himself... o_O;;

N' although I know little about Viggo's history until Lord of the Rings, he's Aragorn / Strider in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, you poor, underprivileged, underViggoed aussie gal ;) Isn't it interesting that we're bringing a lot of Aussies into this, actually? What with Silverchair and Savage Garden 'n stuffs... I think I'm under the false impression that Australia is inhabited by madly sexy men who run rampant in the plains, fighting vicious Koalas and Dingos for the cream of the crop... Yeah, it's definitely time to get some sleep, huh? o_O;;

[Taba]

Ok, here's some more..

Mark McGrath
http://i.ivillage.com/womn/photos/mmcgrath_200.jpg
Ricky Charmichael
http://www.offroad.com/dirtbike/interviews/2002carmichael/cover.jpg
Maybe only because he can do this:
http://web.math.luc.edu/jdoucas/carmichael.jpg
mmmm. dirt bikes...
Ty from trading spaces...
http://www.chrisonomicon.com/images/daily/021108.jpg
that's all I have. sorry if they're big...heh.


and someone (the post above me), mentioned Kurt Cobain, who I think is sexy also..was sexy...eeh. and damn talented...
http://www.laprensa.com.ni/aquientrenos/diversion/diversion-20021101-05.jpg

[Beef Magic]

Originally posted by goody 2 shoos

and so is michael jackson, guys bending the rules AHHH!


hahahaha.

Bending in more ways than one.

On another note, This topic has become to embody everything that i hate. I go on a bus to College, and all I hear "Oh my GOD, he is like, so FINE!".

This is not better than Progressive Trance. Chances are they are not nise people. They just want to bang many women. It's why I rarely go to Man On The Moon, because people like that are there.

On another note, here is the best male in the world. Officially crowned Cruel To Be Kind's Best Guitarist.

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/alcawhorlick/dayifeae.JPG

He has an "Animated quaility"

[CooCooChaLoo]

Tom welling

http://www.scifispace.com/assets/images/sv_welling4.jpg

http://ru.laser.ru/gallery/mento/elijah_wood.jpg
elijah wood

http://www.puc-rio.br/pilha/pilha7/imagens/jimi1.jpg
jimi hendrix

http://img4.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/00/02/51/23/colin.gif
mr. 'colin firth' darcy



mmm.... drool

[Cheeky Prophet]

*sigh* Johnny Depp... Orlando Bloom...

hmm... there was a really hot guy on Big Brother last year I think it was.. Alex something.. model.. I'll look it up and post a piccy later.. he's worth the work..

Well my favorite would be Alex Band from the Calling.. beautiful voice.. and cute as a button.. no cuter!

[Dingo]

Originally posted by b_em

*Don't laugh at me, I'm in Australia. We're too busy dancing to Duran Duran, getting shoulder pads added to every outfit and working out how to use these new fangled mobile phone things to keep up with the western world.

are you serious honey??? oh my.....:eek:

[Beef Magic]

Ever noticed how Shallow this topic is?

BUT WAIT. What's that? If a male starts up a topic olging over women then it's wrong and we are shallow.

Feminists? Where's Tony Benn when you need him...

[WeeblKitty]

Too true, Pinker :P~~~~
And Beef Magic, iff'in ya didn't notice, a couple 'o the guys and even a few gals have mentioned / posted pics of seksi females they would consider shagging with... so don't get too haughty as there is some representation for truly hot women as well ;P

[eleanor]

Mmmmmm Alan Rickman, sole reason I want to see Love Actually in the cinema (yes, cinema... as in pay for it! shoxx0r)

I can never pinpoint that much that I would say is defining of my "type" of man, except I do like a slight belly. ;) Not too much but definitely not too little, skinny guys are wrong!

[Dødens Knekt]

Originally posted by Beef Magic
Ever noticed how Shallow this topic is?

BUT WAIT. What's that? If a male starts up a topic olging over women then it's wrong and we are shallow.

Feminists? Where's Tony Benn when you need him...

If you don't like the thread don't read it...

you want a thread for the boys? go make one, don't bitch in this thread...

I think it's highly amusing to read the posts here :D

but that could be a side effect of having long hair :P

[William Wallace]

Sure it's amusing, but my nuts are slowly growing smaller while I'm in here.

[EasyTiger]

Angelina Jolie *swoon*

Possibly the most beautiful woman on the planet imho. *nods*

I also have this image on my website ;) She is truly gorgeous in my eyes, and I would have her for dinner if I could :P

[William Wallace]

MMmmm yeah that's fine.

[EasyTiger]

you want more? :>
I have many photos of her on my PC ;)

[Anti - Squirrel]

The only reason I went to see "Hulk":

http://www.movieline.com/features/images/connelly1.jpg

mmmmmmmmmmmJenniferConnelly!!!

[EasyTiger]

she has big scary eyebrows :shock:
Apart from that though, she is purdy :)

As for men well...

*swooooon* David Duchovny :>

[Anti - Squirrel]

Originally posted by EasyTiger
she has big scary eyebrows :shock:


The eyebrows kinda do it for me :D

[PeePers]

magpie is was and always will be the sexiest male alive

[Loveli]

Audrey Hepburn had so much class. Just beautiful in appearance and soul.

[Noot]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
I just remembered two more...

FIRST ONE: STEPHEN DORFF... .WHOOOO he's HOTTTTT.

yes. :shock:

[b_em]

Originally posted by Dødens Knekt
If you don't like the thread don't read it...

you want a thread for the boys? go make one, don't bitch in this thread...



Huzzah some sense from the foreign ladyboy!

Yeah, to reiterate, I'm in no way trying to stand on anyone's little masculine toes or hurt their little rough and tough feelings. All I'm trying to do is offer a forum with a more feminine-related subject line. It's actually not about the manpics (yeah right em ;)), it's about things that interest wimmin.

Clearly so far all we're interested in are rugby players, dead rockers, dirt bike riders and angelina jolie. Perhaps this does indeed make us shallow.*


*who cares? check out the tidy little buns on that ;)


Besides, there is far more to the hero worship than meets the eye. You see, us wimmin are fickle types. We can be happy and cheery and rawring to go and then catch sight of a man. The man might have a misshapen nose, piercings through every last little inch of skin, hair that is just WRONG or any other disability or defect (like a ring on his finger or baby carrier in his hand). And suddenly, we wimmin rush down from our great high and feel rather odd.

You see, it's sweet that a man can be committed and have children and all the rest, but it also means that all our fantasies are crushed in one nasty swoop.

Stick with me, this is going somewhere...


Shit sorry just realised this is gonna be a big ass mofo of a post, just skip it if you're already bored.


My first 'real' boyfriend was a Baptist. Let's cut to the chase. That means no sex before marriage, no nudity, no touching, basically no damn fun. I am decidedly un-baptist. Let's cut to the chase again. That means a free-for-all on nudity, a distinct lack of moral fibre and questionable ethics.

We were together for four months (one month of which he was actually sharing me with another man but he didnt need to know that at the time). Now, back in those heady days of being 17, I thought that the difference in our religions didnt matter. His religion was fine as long as he didnt expect me to subscribe to it, and my lack of religion worked just fine for me and I couldnt give a flying ferret's scrotum if he had a problem with it.

He tried to change me, he tried to apply his way of thinking to my life. It didnt work. Months later, when we went on a group holiday together, I found myself locked in his car for seven hours so I could 'think about what I was doing' - I had been flirting with another fella. Actually it was more than flirting, but likewise, he didnt need to know that at the time.

He's a good lad, he's actually not a bad guy. He's had some shit in his life and he's dealing with it well. He tested the bounds of his religion (we broke every rule but the no-sex one ;) ) and consequently thinks he is condemned to hell now for touching me (hehe most men do). I'm sure one day he will find a girl with values and beliefs similar to his and they will have a wonderful happy marriage with much baby making and joy. I however have moved onto a different relationship, and my own personal set of values don't necessarily fit so well in this one either. But I'm working on it.

*********

So here's the thing. We all know that people can overcome cultural differences, ancestral differences, class differences and even location. But when it boils down to it, can a relationship actually work when two people have utterly different morals and beliefs? Be it religion or otherwise, how do you overcome it??


I wasn't going to put a picture on this post but it looks f00king boring without one. Here you go, to illustrate my points (far too well illustrated if you ask me), theres a pic of a certain rugby fella (honestly, it's not that he's my favourite, he's just such a camwhore he's easy to find) plus wedding ring. And while I'm at it, here's an excerpt from a Rugby League website hall of fame. Believe me, the religion disturbs me more than marriage...

"Winner of the coveted Dally M Player of the Year Award, Mat is a highly successful NRL footballer whose flair for the game is matched by his genuine commitment to others and God. "

[freddiestarfish]

there seems to be alot of long-haired-male hairism
¬_¬


:p

[b_em]

hehe freddie dont panic honey, we do have a bit of a thing for long haired men.

Besides, my father has long hair (and hippy jesus sandals but we wont go into that) so I have much respect for the Follically Blessed man.*

;)





*hippy.

[eleanor]

I'm cynical about Pink's "rock" image. I think she manipulated the industry - sang very popular R&B, got huge, then changed tack completely. Cunning, but... meh. Also I'm cynical about "fashion lesbians", e.g. Madonna & Britney at MTV and all the others who do it to shift records.

These are some of my favourite girls :) although they do seem to change lineup with an alarming frequency, with Mercedes and Morgan as the only original members who remain... hmmm, maybe they're "hard to work with"?

[Noot]

i love long hair too...and again too.. my father has long hair, longer than mine even...anyways, here's another of Angelina:p

[Garg]

Both you and Angelina make me do a sex wee.

[Noot]

angelina and who??

[Garg]

The lady behind you.

...

>.<

[EasyTiger]

i have those 2 angie pics too ;)

[Anti - Squirrel]

It's okay Weepie. I can do a sex Wee for you so you don't feel left out.

[Garg]

I meant the girl behind her.

Wai...

No it's a mirror.

[Anti - Squirrel]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
lol, he MEANT her. I think it was something called SARCASM.

Sarcasm? WHAT'S THAT?!!

[Beef Magic]

Originally posted by Dødens Knekt
If you don't like the thread don't read it...

you want a thread for the boys? go make one, don't bitch in this thread...

I think it's highly amusing to read the posts here :D

but that could be a side effect of having long hair :P

It's not bitching

It's more of an intelletical whining.

In conclusion i hate you all because everyone is attractive :)

[Pie Priestess]

Good god (http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~mq6s-tgsk/ewan/pic/0313.jpg) almighty







*thud*

[William Wallace]

Surely you can't be talking about Obi-Wan Kenobi the younger?

[Cheeky Prophet]

Originally posted by b_em

So here's the thing. We all know that people can overcome cultural differences, ancestral differences, class differences and even location. But when it boils down to it, can a relationship actually work when two people have utterly different morals and beliefs? Be it religion or otherwise, how do you overcome it??


Since you put so much effort into that, and since everyone else completely overlooked it, and as its a good topic, I'll contribute my two cents...

In a truly ideal world, if you truly care for someone, differences in beliefs and morals wouldn't make a difference. However, its not an ideal world. And people like to live the way they want to live, not be held down by someone else's standards. But I believe its all up to that person.

Whether it be one or both, someone has to compromise in order for it to work. Either you live up to their moral standards, or they accept you for who you are, or both concede a little. But if neither change (which I infer is what happened in the relationship you were explaining about), then its probably not going to work, because that issue will always be a problem.


But then again, I wouldn't know, having had a total of one relationship lasting a whole of two weeks. (Oddly enough it was someone from this forum). I think I live for the thrill of the chase.. once the chase is over, so is the thrill. It sucks. really.

[b_em]

Why thankyou Cheeky Prophet how kind of you. I knew I shouldnt have tried to introduce a new idea so soon after mentioning angelina ;)

I understand the concept of compromise, I really do. I just don't see how it could happen in this case. I mean, your morals and ethics are something that are uniquely your own. If you try to live up to someone else's, you're inevitably acting, in which case you're founding your relationship on lies.


Strange things people. Very odd beings.

[eleanor]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
I saw this movie yesterday for the first time, I LOVED it, and I am now in love with Captain Jack Sparrow!! He is MINE, Weepie.
You can't come between me and my husband! :p

[eleanor]

Bump!

To justify this bump, here is a photo of my boyfriend eating a week-old yoghurt. There were no side-effects...

Edit: not the smallest of pics. sorry modemmers!

[katox]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
I saw this movie yesterday for the first time, I LOVED it, and I am now in love with Captain Jack Sparrow!! He is MINE, Weepie.


Oooh la feck! I think most of us girlies want him. Kinda camp ruggedness. Strangely alluring. :shock:

[eleanor]

Rah. He apparently just played the part as if he was pissed :D

[Fruiterian]

ooo, rather sexy pic of your boyfriend there eleanor.

Alas, I am single. I don't really care however. I could probably get a boyfriend rather easily if I wished to, however, I am too stressed for a relationship.

And I'm only fifteen. Bit on the young side to ruin my life with boys. ^_^

[Garg]

Only 15 and not yet wanting a boyfriend...

Good on you!

The law says no sex before 16.

And you're right... dating boys is alot of hassle.

Date girls or older men.

Be the Zeta Jones!

[CooCooChaLoo]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
I saw this movie yesterday for the first time, I LOVED it, and I am now in love with Captain Jack Sparrow!! He is MINE, Weepie.

hmm. i don't like johnny depp that much. hrrmmm. Orlando bloom is teh better.

[squealpiggy]

I have to say, I feel terribly out of the loop. Who is this hairy Viggo fella?*



*Don't laugh at me, I'm in Australia. We're too busy dancing to Duran Duran, getting shoulder pads added to every outfit and working out how to use these new fangled mobile phone things to keep up with the western world.


He is in a little independent film you probably won't have heard of, and it's being filmed on practically the other side of the world from you in a place called New Zealand. The film? Something about Ring Lords....

Incidentally I think that this chap is terribly handsome:
http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos28/colin-farrell.jpg

But I wouldn't want to touch his "thing"...

[felp]

you know at first i was ignoring this thread - for obvious reasons, but then i had nothing better to do, read it, and now i feel soo much better, because I was actually going to get my hair cut for better job prospects and abandon my hippy ways, but NO! this thread and the woman with their pro-male-long-hair-ness have prevented me from doing a dastardly mistake. thankyee.

[Cheechy]

Originally posted by felp
you know at first i was ignoring this thread - for obvious reasons, but then i had nothing better to do, read it, and now i feel soo much better, because I was actually going to get my hair cut for better job prospects and abandon my hippy ways, but NO! this thread and the woman with their pro-male-long-hair-ness have prevented me from doing a dastardly mistake. thankyee.

I on the other hand can't be arsed reading through their girly dribble.
But are you saying my long locks are back in girl fashion ?

[moog]

long hair is rather in vogue atm, so says i, and viggo is delicious

also, hellllo mrs roberts

[Loveli]

Mmm, Viggo

[squealpiggy]

Originally posted by the colonel
long hair is rather in vogue atm, so says i, and viggo is delicious

also, hellllo mrs roberts

Yes he is more handsome without a sheep.

[Cheeky Prophet]

I was watching Young Frankenstien earlier, and I remember thinking more than a few times: "Wow, Gene Wilder can really act." So I decided to share him with you..

(He's also Willy Wonka)

So here he is:

[Chickadee]

Colin Farrell is about the yummiest thing alive. When he talks and bats those peepers! MMMMM Colin! Sorry. Bad joke. :rolleyes:

I also likey Mister Depp and Mister Bloom. Also Ewan McGregor. Jude Law. Brad Pitt. No, o.k. I'm done. Oh, except for Paul Walker too. :D

As far as what initially attracts me to a fella, I'd say voice. Any guy with an accent or deep masculine bass. As far as looks, I'd have to go with hair (Long and dark, please), although smile and eyes tie for close second.

Quite frankly, if I hear a guy say something intelligent I seek him out. But it's much easier to tell a cute guy to just not express any ideas and pretend he's smart. ;) Works for about an hour, and that's all you really need. (For those who think I'm serious, smack yourself, then go find a therapist).

Of course, because I am so picky and can't make up my mind, I have not dated anybody in more than a year. It's good in some ways... No! It isn't! WAH! I'll die alone! I'll- :eek: sorry... :o breakdown for the day! :D

[Garg]

No he isn't.

[Rogue]

viggo looks best as aragorn.

[Garg]

Johnny Wilkinson of Newcastle/England rugby union fame is pretty damn gorgeous if I must say so myself and, whoa what a bod!

[Ninja Duck]

Is there any forum-related gossip here? I mean, has skoo found a lady-jam? Why does the Cause like goats so much?

[Garg]

1) No one knows.
2) Because they're bored.

[b_em]

pffft trust the colonel to go for a man who is fairly well parallel to him in sexy terms. put it this way, you wouldnt kick either of them out of bed would you???


as for that bloody jonny wilkinson he isnt sexy. he is a nasty mean boy who thinks he's da shit.*



* he made my boys cry. they were still crying three nights later.



Oh, and thanks squealpiggy, I think I might have heard of that new zooland place.*



* I actually had six members of a maori culture group perform 3 maori songs and the haka on my verandah this afternoon ;)

[b_em]

if the boys want to talk about feminine topics, let them. I think it's terrific that they're all in touch with their feminine side.

Very sensitive and all that.

[Magpie]

I must say that back in his youth The Boss was quite the looker.


and i'll stand by it.

[Beef Magic]

In other news


I'm fat :)
and
single.
and
wonderful.
and
a cunt :)

I'm off to insert my head in a spoon making device.

[MissConsumed]

Well I must say I am definately a Benicio del Toro woman *drool*...but I was lucky enough to find a man with all of the features I only dreamt about before. Dark hair, blue eyes, that cut body that we have all come to love, firm ass etc etc...you know, I think I will just post a pic of him. Mmmmm, full lips...he is my own personal heaven.

http://www.geocities.com/sara_harrison11/ItsGettingHotInHere2.jpg

And in other news, I am a shopoholic that is moderately obsessed with nail polish and the Victoria's Secret catalogue, 3" heels, and Clinique bonus time at my local department store.

Also, B_em...it's true no one in their right mind would kick the colonel out of their bed, but isn't that the way of it, always want what you can't have ;)

[moog]

:ninja:

can i borrow your boyfriend please?

[Noot]

this is a pretty pretty man

[katox]

Originally posted by MissConsumed


http://www.geocities.com/sara_harrison11/ItsGettingHotInHere2.jpg



When I first saw that I thought it was Manny! :o~blushes and scuttles out of the room~

[Flower]

My taste in men has certainly changed as I have grown up.

I went through the teen angstieness, liking skinny indie boys when i was a little girlie, then went for the dark broding type. Now I can't be doing with man that pouts or sulks. They have to be happy. And i have definitely found the right man! He is never grumpy or moody! yay! \o/


Have to say, I have never seen the attraction of Orlando Bllom. He is just far too girlie. I guess from a teeniebopper point of view he is sexually non-threatening so is attractive to the little girls, but so many adult women seem to like him too. Odd.

[squealpiggy]

That sounds a bit like me! Except I have blue eyes.

[squealpiggy]

Nope... besides I'm not really all that!

Er indoors seems to like me though :D

Oops, can't use mysoginist terms like "er indoors" in the ladies thread...

http://www.nodanw.com/shows_a/logos/andy_capp.gif

[SemiCircle]

weepie likes the falsetto cornetto, eh? shame i look nothing at all like him. oh well, at least i have green(ish) eyes.

(i had to fiddle with my camera settings quite a lot to get that one to come out.)

[MissConsumed]

I am convinced I have found the pearl of the male gender...not only does he make my eyes pop out each and every time he smiles at me/walks into the room/walks out of the room ;), but he listens to me when I am talking!

I can go shopping with him, even if I am buying cosmetics or feminine products! We can go to the bar together for beers and to watch the hockey game with his buddies or just stay home in our PJs and have tea and just chat and watch movies...he is very respectful of me and has a great sense of humour.

He is not afraid to be affectionate with me in front of his chums (not to the point where they puke or anything ;) ) He can cook! I can do my own oil changes and spark plugs...we go to the gym together 3 times a week, he notices every time I do my nails, or if I get my hair done, or if I'm wearing a new shirt, sometimes he brings me flowers or a cheeseburger for no reason at all while he's out running errands...most importantly we communicate!

No head games, no pretending we should know what the other is thinking, none of that "if you really loved me you would.." B.S., no purposely making the other mad to see how far we can go. Say what you mean, and mean what you say. He has been there when the times were fabulous, and when the times were really really bad. After just about a year, I couldn't be happier.

Sorry for the ass-long message d00ds, talk about getting carried away :p

http://www.geocities.com/sara_harrison11/RobSara5copy.jpg
Yay, it's us being happy.

http://www.geocities.com/sara_harrison11/Robcopy.jpg
I love it when he shows me which way the beach is! Haha.

Kern: You can borrow my Polish Hammer if I get to watch and...er..'interact'.:eek:

[MissConsumed]

Yeah, I've been through that as well...dated one dude for 3.5 years - he cheated on me...dated another dude for 1.5 years - he was the king of mind games. It was only when I decided that I didn't care about men, and it could be me and my right hand into eternity, with a couple dogs in an isolated bungalow out in the country, that I got right pissed at the bar with my best bud and her sister, saw my man walk in, and in a shameless attempt to woo him, walked up to him intending to bump him with my hip and sacked him instead. The rest is history.

No word of a lie :) I could go on to tell you of how he picked me up for our first date with a black eye, and that we got (unbeknownst to me until 2 months later) seated beside his ex-gf at the restaurant we went to (which explains why he ate 4 bites of his lasagna and wanted to leave...didn't matter as I was so nervous I was just pushing the lettuce around my plate anyway)

Ah, the hilarity...but anyway, I often notice that when I have resigned myself to singledom (and tell everybody as much), THAT'S when he comes along, JUST to make you look like a complete arse and contradict yourself :)

[squealpiggy]

I guess as this is the ladies forum it is a good place to tell some romantic stories.

It's wartime, most of the British men are drafted to fight in various parts of the world, leaving the women and some foreign men to work in London on the fire crews in the Blitz. There was a Canadian fellow of Scottish descent, protestant by religion, on the same crew as a flames haired daughter of Irish parents, catholic as they come. They always make fun of each other, he calls her carrot top, she calls him damnyankee, but the spark is there. In wartime things move quickly (why get married tomorrow? There might not be a tomorrow!) and so after a very short courtship of a few months they get married, he converts to Catholicism. Their parents baulk at the idea, "it'll never last, too many differences!". It was over fifty years later that she died leaving a legacy of 5 children, 11 grandchildren and some great grandchildren, and a husband with more than fifty years of happy memories. The husband was reunited with her a few years later.

That was my grandparents.

Move on to the 1960s. A man and a woman start dating as people did then, then they started to go steady, he was a biker, she was more of a mod (though her musical passion was never so fashionable: she liked the Monkees!) and they dated for some time before a fallout. She didn't see him for a couple of months and then out of the blue he contacted her and asked to meet for coffee and a talk. They met and he proposed. They have two children and two grandchildren and have been together for 28 years.

That was my parents.

Far more recently there were some English lads on holiday for on of their birthdays. He had always wanted to go to Canada because of Canadian family connextions. So there's this one bar that they are persuaded to go into on the night of his birthday itself. They go in the bar, and at the end of the night the birthday boy is transfixed by the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Emboldened with dutch courage, he goes over to talk. "You're from England?" she asks. "I am going to live in England for a couple of years on a visa!".
"Well then we should exchange email addresses and you should visit" he replies. So they do and she does. And ever since that visit we have been together, we're getting married next month.

[squealpiggy]

Billy Idol? Jeez...

[Beef Magic]

I'm still more than likely to be fatter than everyone on here.

And better too :)














*lie*

[squealpiggy]

28 days later is good, and the guy in the main part is a handsome fellow yes.

[Seraph]

:Wanders in and looks around:

Uh...

Barry Eisenhart = YUM! :D ;)

http://www.barryeisenhart.com/big/barrytux1.jpg

Okay I'm done now.. :)

[katox]

Ohhh romantic stories, lovelylovelylovely. :) Makes you feel all gooey inside.


My mum was the same as you Consumed, decided after 12 years of being basically single(few flings here and there with some wankery types) and with us three kids she was destoned to be alone.

Then one night she went out with some of her mates. It was pissing down with rain (she took no brolly - silly girl :)) so when she got to where they were meeting she was soaked wet through. She managed to dry herself off sorta under the handdryer when one of her friends daughters (who had come out too) said she wouldnt' mind going to this other pub to see this man who was playing, as she hadn't seen him before and had heard good things about him from her mum. There was a bit of a debate on whether to go as it was still raining(she wouldnt' be able to see him again as she was going back down to London), but eventually they decided to risk it and trudged up the hill to the pub.
They got to the pub (more than a little damp again) and sat down. The pub in question being one of the dodgiest in town - a right dump. Mum went to order some drinks in and bashed her head on the bar and that is when they noticed one another. Her friends never got their drinks (they had to come up and get them themselves, after wondering who the hell mum was talking to, they thought mum knew him!). Mum bashed her head another two times, the silly lady and the next day she got asked out on a date with him - Brian, and he has never been out of our house since!

[Noot]

i do like Chris Cornell...but it's more like he has a wonderful singing voice...and he's just plain sexy (in my opinion anyway) hmm...my type of guy. now there's a question. i don't even really know, so i'll try to figure it out and you can find out along with me! the joy! *ahem* ok...well for starters intelligence is a MUST. can't have a dumbass tagging along with me. and a good healthy sense of humor is very good (especially if he's a spaz like me) and being playful. i loooooove longer hair, i'm not talking like to your shoulders specifically(no offense of course, freddie ;) ) but just longer than a normal guy would have his. and they have to be willing to let me play with it :D not too picky about eye color...or body build, just as long as i don't feel like i'd break him if i hugged him too hard, or he'd break me. and i'm pretty short, so not too picky about height either(anything 5'2 and above).....so really mine is more of a personality compatibility thing. hmm...so i think i narrowed it down a little. not too bad.

[eleanor]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
MMMmmmm..... YUMMY. P!nk's boyfriend is hot! I just love a man with tattoos...
Carey Hart:
hehe. Similar:-

[Beef Magic]

Originally posted by WeePie
ok...well for starters intelligence is a MUST.


I do not know why but i just had an image of the actor's in American Pie.

[Noot]

oh no you didn't.

[Beef Magic]

oh yes i did.

[Noot]

*brings out the duct tape* wanna try that answer again??:twisted:

[Beef Magic]

ok.


It's behind you!

*legs it*

[SemiCircle]

Originally posted by Beef Magic
I do not know why but i just had an image of the actor's in American Pie.

the actor's what?

[squealpiggy]

Pie!

[cliffhanger]

None of the blokes in any of the pictures are as sexy as me. I've got all me own teeth and I grow my own flab.

[b_em]

stud.

[Greg]

I'm still waiting for Tim Henman to win Wimbledon.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38409000/jpg/_38409629_henmanstretch300.jpg

Fuckin' awesome tennis player.

If anyone should win Wimbledon, it should be him. What ever happened to the serve and volley style?

[Angel@heart]

my role model is............


Lara Croft.
I know shes not real...as in the character not
I personally think that manion is the coolest thing on Earth!!! What a cool place to live huh?

[squealpiggy]

I too like Lara. The films are terrible though Angelina is a good choice for Lara.

as for Tim Henman, here is a picture of Hell on the day he wins wimbledon:

http://www.sorcererlodge.com/images/winter.jpg

[Greg]

Once Federer, Roddick, Agassi, Hewitt, Ferrero, Phillipousis, Nalbandian, Coria, Schuettler, and Dent are out of the picture, Henman should have no problem.

Oh fuck.

[leeroy]

Originally posted by squealpiggy
I guess as this is the ladies forum it is a good place to tell some romantic stories.

It's wartime, most of the British men are drafted to fight in various parts of the world, leaving the women and some foreign men to work in London on the fire crews in the Blitz. There was a Canadian fellow of Scottish descent, protestant by religion, on the same crew as a flames haired daughter of Irish parents, catholic as they come. They always make fun of each other, he calls her carrot top, she calls him damnyankee, but the spark is there. In wartime things move quickly (why get married tomorrow? There might not be a tomorrow!) and so after a very short courtship of a few months they get married, he converts to Catholicism. Their parents baulk at the idea, "it'll never last, too many differences!". It was over fifty years later that she died leaving a legacy of 5 children, 11 grandchildren and some great grandchildren, and a husband with more than fifty years of happy memories. The husband was reunited with her a few years later.

That was my grandparents.

Move on to the 1960s. A man and a woman start dating as people did then, then they started to go steady, he was a biker, she was more of a mod (though her musical passion was never so fashionable: she liked the Monkees!) and they dated for some time before a fallout. She didn't see him for a couple of months and then out of the blue he contacted her and asked to meet for coffee and a talk. They met and he proposed. They have two children and two grandchildren and have been together for 28 years.

That was my parents.

Far more recently there were some English lads on holiday for on of their birthdays. He had always wanted to go to Canada because of Canadian family connextions. So there's this one bar that they are persuaded to go into on the night of his birthday itself. They go in the bar, and at the end of the night the birthday boy is transfixed by the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Emboldened with dutch courage, he goes over to talk. "You're from England?" she asks. "I am going to live in England for a couple of years on a visa!".
"Well then we should exchange email addresses and you should visit" he replies. So they do and she does. And ever since that visit we have been together, we're getting married next month.

you bear your heart you tell em all and no one gives a damn jeez.

some very nice stories there and i hope you and your wife to be have many happy years like your parents and grandparents.

oh and i always get free tickets to centre court cos i live bout 5 mins from the courts in wimbeldon village

[Noot]

sooo pretty yet soo able to kick any guys ass..

[Angel@heart]

damn right!
Shes leathal!
Angelina Jolie was a very good actress playing her,i love the films!
And i totally agree with Pinkerbell, she does it all in style
:p Go Lara!

[BlueHippo]

i dont find her that attractive really, because she looks and sounds like my mom, its kind of disturbing actually. (the computer one, not the movie)

heres a pic for wee pie

http://rockonzine.homestead.com/files/DriveVidBrandon2.jpg

[Death]

is that brandon of incubus fame?

edit: dunno about pink as a role model. she does have alot of qualities i like though, namely, to some extent, speaking her mind. I dont really have any role models I can't think of any of the top of my head. I definetly look up to and respect (idolise?) a few artists and musicians namely maynard james keenan, adam jones, tom motello, chet zar and cam de leon. I just thought of someone who is kind of my role model, an artist using the alias jennadelle. she is amazing and churns out so much work, (im not stalking her leeroy I swear! :ninja: )

[squealpiggy]

maynard james keenan

I don't think that the ladies would like to be reminded of that man.

Something Awful dot com said

http://www.mtv.com/news/images/t/tool990930.gif
Most bands won't even let their roadies be this ugly.

[Noot]

Originally posted by BlueHippo
i dont find her that attractive really, because she looks and sounds like my mom, its kind of disturbing actually. (the computer one, not the movie)

heres a pic for wee pie

http://rockonzine.homestead.com/files/DriveVidBrandon2.jpg
omg i love you....:love: he is sooooo pretty

[CooCooChaLoo]

pinkerbell..

i think you are a tad obbsessed

oh and i :love: brandon boyd

[CooCooChaLoo]

hmm

shave off the beard and he would be tres hot :p

on another note... mm ewan *swoon* (http://www.cswu.cz/obiwan/ewan/08/ewan284.jpg)

[Dødens Knekt]

Merry Christmas girls

[Dødens Knekt]

someone posted the link on IRC

[leeroy]

Originally posted by Dødens Knekt
someone posted the link on IRC

sure they did lol

[Dr-Electro]

AND: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-re's Johnny!

http://pirates.movies.go.com/images/poc_splash_r1_r2c3.jpg

Only spoofin' y'all. It's not all of Mr. Depp. It's just his weatherbeaten zombie skull.:D

Since you are posting favorite men, I want to post a favorite lady:

http://www.dragonladyshop.com/images/Terry%20007-c.jpg

She's teh Dragon Lady, of course.;)

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
GROSS! :eek:

Where'd you dig up that horrible pic? My eyes burn!

likewise. Nothing turns me off quite like cheesy beefcake.

[GorillaBearBear]

Wow

Those men have the most ENORMOUS........hats

sorry, it is pretty gross out...

[moog]

well, i certainly wouldn't kick them out of bed

[Angel@heart]

MMMMM, Ewan Mcgregor is sooo nice...
awwww bless his little soul

ohhh and you cant forget Adam Garcia! mmm waht a hottie!

[CooCooChaLoo]

cute men rock.

mm elijah (http://www.angelfire.com/realm/maryspage/elijahwoah.jpg)


mm toby maguire (http://www.realgoodmovies.com/stills/toby_maguire_s.jpg)


mmm josh harnett (http://www.superdrewby.com/gghgghty67898/josh/9.jpg)

[Angel@heart]

wow, they are soo my kind of men!
cute and extremely good looking!





who agrees with me... they have to have a cute smile!

[CooCooChaLoo]

yes, but nice eyes count more....

[Angel@heart]

definately a must! Both is a giant bonus

[squealpiggy]

Originally posted by the colonel
well, i certainly wouldn't kick them out of bed

You couldn't! They're stacked!

They nearly have the muscle power I do, but they got their's from poncing about in a gym, I got mine FIGHTING TO THE DEATH IN A GLADIATORIAL ARENA!


The above may contain statements that are untrue.

[Angel@heart]

Originally posted by squealpiggy
You couldn't! They're stacked!

They nearly have the muscle power I do, but they got their's from poncing about in a gym, I got mine FIGHTING TO THE DEATH IN A GLADIATORIAL ARENA!


The above may contain statements that are untrue.
Those men are actually quite sick...
talk about kinky?
My friend said that she loves men in suspenders...
hmmm, deranged if you ask me( but you dont)

[WeeblKitty]

Erm... I love guys in suspenders... tee hee

http://www.geocities.com/nekooniko/cheers.txt

(It's a pic of my boyfriend Joe before he was my boyfriend, taken in May of this year at my senior prom... he looks much better now that the bleach has grown out o_O)

http://www.geocities.com/nekooniko/teeth.txt

He says he doesn't like to have his teeth showing in pictures because it looks like he's going to eat something... o_O

http://www.geocities.com/nekooniko/smooch.txt

Awwww ^-^ What a sweetie :love:

[Rogue]

James CAviezel is the only movie star i have any sort of crush on. Well..aside from rowan atkinson(the guy who plays mr bean) but that is another story that i am almost embarassed to get into.

I like funny guys who are very smart. Looks arent that important as long as the guy isnt grossly obese , etc. I do admit i like really tall slenderish guys tho. NO BEEFCAKE.

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/the_count_of_monte_cristo/james_caviezel/cristopre.jpg

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/the_count_of_monte_cristo/_group_photos/dagmara_dominczyk10.jpg

this photo is from one of my favorite movies, "the count of monte cristo"

[terrrbite]

The *real* conversations in the ladies room...

[moog]

niiiiice :D

[BlueHippo]

woo and yay for homestarrunner, good site, without pie.

[katox]

:D Heeee Terrorbite! That is so cute!

And Rogue I know what you mean, was thinking about it today...I may drool over good looking men in films and stuff but in real life I always seem to go for the clever ones, ones which can stimulate me mentally instead of just looking pretty.

[terrrbite]

:)

[Fruiterian]

Just got a listen of Strong Bad Sings. Brilliant. I want a Trogdor hoodie though... must get one. Gr.

mm. Isn't that Strong Bad sexy? ;)

[terrrbite]

Just got a listen of Strong Bad Sings. Brilliant. I want a Trogdor hoodie though... must get one. Gr.

Me too. Also want the classic Homestar t-shirt (white, with a pic of Homestar and a blue star behind him).

mm. Isn't that Strong Bad sexy?

Nah, Marzipan :)

Going off just favourite characters though, I would have to say I'm favouring Homestar more these days, but still kinda on a par with Strong Bad.

[Fruiterian]

Homestar and the Cheat are awexome. I rather like Bubs. But Homestar has a rather special place in my heart.

I did an awesom video game cover for TGS 3 but it's on one of the school compies, where I can't acess it. -_- Dammit.

"I have a crush on EVERY boy."

[squealpiggy]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/the_count_of_monte_cristo/james_caviezel/cristopre.jpg

At first glance I thought that the above chappy was TV's own Philip Schofield, from This Morning with Philip and Fern and also Talking Telephone Numbers.

http://www.tellytunes.com/djphotocards/radio_one/1fm_ps1.jpg

[Angel@heart]

oh my gosh, if you look carefully they kinda do have similarities,
But i like the 1st one ;)

[b_em]

reason one.

colin.

http://www.emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/SWAT-colin.jpg


reason two.

Jeremy Renner.

http://www.emmy.ninjarobots.net/visage/2d/men/SWATjeremy.jpg


Damn. If I ever gave a reason to go see a movie, I'd have to say these two are my finest. TOTTIE GALORE. This whole SWAT thing really does work for me....I mean those special throat microphones??? Throat fetish + throat mic = happy movie goer.

I don't know how far behind the rest of the world I am, but please, even if it's already out on video, go get S.W.A.T. Hot cast, action, shooting, fast driving and lots of blood and sweat. Virtually no storyline but believe me, it doesnt need one :)

HAPPY GIRL. :D

[Greg]

I ams be so preddy

http://www.dearauntnettie.com/images/ugly.jpg

[leeroy]

ehe did you see him in fear and loathing? what a great film

[Tommuz]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
Wanted to bump this thread again! Come on ladies, let's keep this thread alive!!

Man meat aka perfection... JOHNNY DEPP PWNS JUDE LAW!!1111

JUDE LAW PWNS JOHNNY DEPPhttp://www.jovem.te.pt/ok/lazer/imga/cinema/jude_law9.jpg

[EasyTiger]

I'd have to go with Jude with those two photos. But I havn't seen pirates of the caribbean yet!

[Tommuz]

i'm not gonna get into a fight with you because i know you are wrong :p Jude Law is just so much greater than Johnny Depp. Its just a plain fact, sorry :p and if you ask me, JL looks better than JD in any of those pics you've shown :p Even ET agrees with me so :p

[EasyTiger]

I shall see it at some point in the near future i'm sure :)

[eleanor]

*BUMP*

I notice that Tommuz likes the :p rather a lot.


Mmmmmm Alan Rickman.

[squealpiggy]

Alan Rickman is indeed rather brilliant. I wouldn't kiss him though :isay:

Alan Rickman is kind of like the thinking woman's crumpet, along with Tim Curry

[nike]

i like both jonny and jude but jonny depp is soooo much funnier! If you havent seen pirates... then go see it cuz it seriously cracked me up!
oh and has anyone seen enemy at the gates wiv jude law. That movie's the only reason y i even looked at jude law twice.
Oh and the comment on ALAN RICKMAN...i'm going to ignore it.

[Johnny Barger]

wat i want to no is why girls post pics of the guys they like when there in clothes and they find that attractive enough while guys aint settled until the girls they like clothes are off

[Fick]

Originally posted by EasyTiger
I'd have to go with Jude with those two photos. But I havn't seen pirates of the caribbean yet!

Not quite sure what I'm doing in here, but Mr Depp pwns in my opinion. But if you see pirates of the caribbean make you laugh lots at Orlando Bloom's immense girlyness.

/me wanders back to the place (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2763) where the boobies are attached to the posts, not the posters.

[Pseudo]

Originally posted by Johnny Barger
wat i want to no is why girls post pics of the guys they like when there in clothes and they find that attractive enough while guys aint settled until the girls they like clothes are off

Because naked guys are all hairy and naked girls are much easier on the eye.

[b_em]

Pinker, most of the men you nominate are godlike, however I draw the line at a skinny vamp like Spike. EW!!!!

**

As for the men / women naked or clothed debate, I would have to concur.....men and women are both sexy when clothed, however when the clothes come off, the male iddy biddy bits (and those not so iddy biddy) are really not eye candy.

Not worthless ;) but still....horrific to look at :P

[cupido]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
I don't really have a certain type of guy that I go for. Physically, I like men with dark hair. I am not really into blondes, though there are a few exceptions. Eye color is not really important, but I do think green eyes are the most beautiful. I am not into muscles, and ones that are too big are unattractive, even. I like tall men (or at least ones that are taller than me, I am 5'9) and I HATE boney thin guys. That is such a turn off. Not a fan of facial hair, either. I like men who have a good sense of fashion as well. Not Tommy Hilfiger and all that crap. More like concert tees and faded jeans. You know, the guy that looks good but looks like he didn't mean to. Oh, and tattoos are MAJOR sexy! Other than physical, I like guys who are intelligent and can make me laugh. I like guys who like to read, I think that is very sexy. Men who are into cars and sports (heavily) just don't do it for me. Most of the ones I've known are pricks. Men who know a lot about computers are also very appealing, but I don't mean some geeky guy who only does because he has no life. Of course, I could go on forever and ever, but then there is no point, because the guy I've just described does not exist! :)


Honestly, I think that sort of guy is walking the streets in dozens. I know at least 5 people in my nearer vicinity who fit the description quite well. Mabe you ought to visit germany, Pinkerbell ;)

[squealpiggy]

Those two pictures are of goths... Goths aren't good. Except for Dream of the Endless from the Sandman comics, he's a goth and is cool. His sister Death is alright too.

Below is a picture of Dream of the Endless (the action figure)

[squealpiggy]

Morpheus Lord of Dreams looks like Fat Bob from the Cure only not fat.

[squealpiggy]

Oh c'mon I said that Fat Bob was fat, I never said it was a bad thing! I like the Cure! Fat Bob is awesome! (plus it's funny to call him fat Bob)

[squealpiggy]

He wears big jumpers and is a touch tubby now ;)

The Cure are awesome!

[mini_ninja_pir8]

umm whoever it was that attached that absolute gorgeous mike shinoda pic(weepie i think) weel heres a bit of new news(if you didnt know already)

1) hes married to a girl named anna*big tears*
2) apparantly its there but its not opening until sometime early january!anyways the website is......



here (http://www.mikeshinoda.net)

[Shnooks]

didn't look through all the pages, but...

Keanu Reeves cant act his way out of a paper bag, but he sure is a lot better looking then a lot of guys.

dude, Legolas is an ELF. huh?

Keanu is perplexed at your elf-love.

[b_em]

BELOW THE BELT PINKERBELL!!!!


Brandon Lee is a whole other class of person. (yeah, the dead class). Alright alright in The Crow he was knee-shakingly sexy!

I still draw the line at Spike tho :P

[cupido]

thats a ghastly picture of keanu reeves though, lol.

[littlefirework]

Ooo. I had forgotten all about Vincent Perez (Crow2). He was amazing in Queen Margot... and Indochine. Mmm.

Keanu Reeves is attractive when not speaking.

Brandon Lee never struck me as the type of man that would have any particular interest in women.

[mini_ninja_pir8]

yes keanu is hot in that pic(thanks pinkerbell) but agreed,he cant bloody act his way out of a cardboard box! now,somewho is hot AND can act,orlando bloom...


*all drool with me......*

[Sorcha]

Keanu Reeves! Orlando! JOHNNY!!! *faints*

But, I do believe you have all missed a man who is deffinately the world's second most sexiest man (after Johnny)... Viggo Mortenson! (Aragorn from LoTR)

David Wenham (Faramir), Billy Boyd (Pippin), Dominic Monaghan (Merry), Elijah Wood (Frodo) and Sean Astin (Sam) [as well as the spunky Orlando as Legolas] are all good looking as well! Makes watching the LoTR films even more enjoyable hehe.

http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/downloads/rotkteaser/images/aragorn_poster.jpg

I mean c'mon... he can't even stand there without radiating sexual magnetism! :twisted:

[Noot]

Originally posted by mini_ninja_pir8
umm whoever it was that attached that absolute gorgeous mike shinoda pic(weepie i think) weel heres a bit of new news(if you didnt know already)

1) hes married to a girl named anna*big tears*
2) apparantly its there but its not opening until sometime early january!anyways the website is......



here (http://www.mikeshinoda.net)
i love you.

[Lika Laruku]

I like Japanese men, esp. perfectly symetric ones like Hakuei here.

[Lika Laruku]

This pic of Hakuei is just to proove to skeptics that he IS a man.

[EasyTiger]

Originally posted by SazZa


http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/downloads/rotkteaser/images/aragorn_poster.jpg


*DROOLS*

[Sorcha]

lol, Easy Easy Tiger.... :rolleyes:

*joins in drooling*

He's so dreamy.

[EasyTiger]

It's a shame he doesn't look that gorgeous in real life though. It's the beard and long hair that really makes him look gorgeous in LOTR :D

[Sorcha]

Yes, yes, I agree... He'd look okay in real life if he didn't have orange hair. A bit of stuble wouldn't go astray either. But I think he looked pretty yummy in 28 days with Sandra Bullock as well... *drools some more* ooo, me has desktop hehehehe... :twisted:

[Lika Laruku]

Gawd, I dont know what you see in him. Jessi, Miyu, Mila, Shanna, Kiley, & I were all hopping he'd die....or at least shave.

[Sorcha]

*shakes head* Tsk!

But it's the fact he doesn't shave and that he has messy unkemp hair that makes him sexy in the first place! I mean sure, I'd insist he'd have a shower before I had sex with him, but it's the wild look that drives me, and so many other women, absolutely crazy... :twisted:

[EasyTiger]

oooh, and he was in a perfect murder with Gwynth Paltrow and Michael Douglas. He was pretty cute in that ;) He had long hair in that though :P

[Sorcha]

I love his hair so much! As long as it's not to dirty of course. :rolleyes:

[Lika Laruku]

We may not all have the same taste in men, but PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS SHIRT HILLARIOUS!

[Lika Laruku]

Gackt is sooo sekushii^o^

[Lika Laruku]

If you havent guessed, this Japanese rockstar inspired the designs for Cloud (exact hairstyle from vanilla), & Squall (exact suit & eyes from his indies days in Malice Mizer).

[Noot]

oh my dear sweet lord...

[littlefirework]

You're all missing the defining Viggo film: The Prophesy. He's easily the best Devil ever. "I love you more than Jesus" gives me shivers every time.

Then again... that music.
Originally posted by littlefirework
There's nothing wrong with Viggo.
Well, except for his music. I don't think I could pretend to like his music.
Just listen to it. I dare you.
grey eyes (http://specialrealms.com/VM/sounds/DTMWTD/newTrack%2005song2.mp3)
dark ends (http://specialrealms.com/VM/sounds/DTMWTD/newTrack%2004song.mp3)
1959 (http://specialrealms.com/VM/sounds/1959.mp3)

[Lika Laruku]

Any guy with long hair & no facial hair is younger looking & handsomer than your average shmo. What think you of this man?

[Lika Laruku]

Or this Travis Fimmel?

[moog]

stop double posting please

and stop double posting girly boys n all

[Lika Laruku]

I do not know how to post more than 1 image in a post. & those last 2 are as manly as I can put up with. & yet I hate the way most women look....

[Mmmm...Pie]

oops i'm a guy in the ladies room LOOK OUT!!!

[Stealer-of-Pie]

HELLO, THERE
this thread is ONLY for ladys and gay people!

[b_em]

no it's not.

it's for all people who wish to take part, especially those with pictures of nice men. Now move over and post some decent men instead of all these bloody hobbits!!


Speaking of hobbits...did you see the guy who won World Idol?

Jesus.

[vampiress]

eh, i'm destined to be an old spinster. i totally fall for the wrong men. it i a disease and i am incurable. recently i have been falling for men too old, too young, or half way around the world from me. no good at all.

it seems when i was still getting over my ex, there were boys everywhere but i wasn't ready to date, now that i am ready, all the boys have left town. how does one re-enter the world of dating?

oh and about hot men, johnny depp is amazing. sean penn, rob lowe, james spader, thom yorke, aragorn(i really only like viggo as the character), ralph fiennes, kyl maclachlin...
i used this as the background for my journal.

[Noot]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
H'okay, I reeeeeeeeeealy don't want this thread to die, so here is a picture of Eric Balfour. He played in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He was really hot in that movie. Here is proof.
oh my holy damn lord :shock:

[Taba]

Originally posted by b_em

Speaking of hobbits...did you see the guy who won World Idol?

Jesus.
My thoughts exactly.

[Shpox]

Hello ladies ;)

Yes, i saw him too at world idol. Ugly fellow unfortunetly, as our dicko commented, didn't like his song either too.

[b_em]

I'd have been far more impressed if he had whistled it through that splendid gap in his front teeth.


Not that I'm bitter of course....I mean it's fine for our wonderfully fluffy Malaysian-born Australian idol to be beaten by three people of little talent, a hobbit and a Jamie Oliver wannabe whose career flatlined as soon as he came out the day after winning. Horrific to see that dreadful Gareth Gates making it into the Aussie music charts when the adorably classy Will is unknown over here.

Agh. You can tell I'm not won over by this Idol shit can't you??? Where are S Club 7 when you need them eh?

[Randy Warhol]

i only ever watched the pop idol 2 final, and surely the best part was 'Sparkling Daniel''s rendition of tainted love! haha that was fucking class

ooh i can get a video of it! click here (http://popidol.real.com/performances/) and it's the top video. it's worth it.

man, i love people

EDIT: oh you have to be a real player member. that's no fun

man pics you say? here's danny:

[AnG3L]

Originally posted by b_em
As promised in debates....


Girlie topics: cosmetics, clothing, gossip, men, pictures of men, gossip about men, men's clothing, feminine hygiene, angelina jolie.
ANGELINA JOLIEEEE!! so freakin sexy... id hump her in a sec!

[AnG3L]

and another

[Dødens Knekt]

Originally posted by b_em
Speaking of hobbits...did you see the guy who won World Idol?

Jesus.
Kurt Nilsen
Another Norwegian who puts our country on the map...

harharhar

the others where pwnd by a plumber with a gap between his teeth

:D

[EasyTiger]

Angelina Jolie signed autograph...

*drools* and it's mine all MINE :D

http://www.jem-online.co.uk/images/livejournal_images/angie_autograph.jpg

[EasyTiger]

I have that image at the top of my website :P

www.jem-online.co.uk

[moog]

tell you what, even the gays love her.

she really should go for president of the world or something

[AnG3L]

i would have posted one of her naked.. BUT.. gotta watch for the kiddies

[Zip]

cough... the LADS room? quite a bit of nakedness there

[arsippe_luvs_pi]

Originally posted by Zip
cough... the LADS room? quite a bit of nakedness there


he-he

I concur

[eleanor]

*BUMP* why does this keep falling off the page? I'm very disappointed.


Look at the pretty picture...

[Leftit]

Like this fellow.

[mini_ninja_pir8]

^ (points up)

who is that guy?????

[Garg]

For a guess I would say it is Shin Koyamada.

She posted saying she liked this guy in the "sexiest man alive" thread.

Just a guess.

[Leftit]

That would be Shin Koyamada from The Last Samuari.


( edit : nice work Garg! ;) )

[littlefirework]

Originally posted by mini_ninja_pir8
who is that guy?????
The better question is...
Why is Tom Cruise trying to bite his ear?

[foxy]

After watching Magnolia, I'm finding Tom Cruise MUCH less attractive.

Its concerning...

Is he not as good looking as he was in the Top Gun days?

[cupido]

Jolie is much too skinny for my liking. I like women a bit more voluptorous. These bony showbiz creatures I find uninteresting.