Photoshop challenge - Porn flicks

[weebl]

I know this probably should go in house of chops and socks but I want as many people to do this as possible.

I'll be putting the entries on the weebls-stuff site so try and keep it vaguely work safe

Plan:

Make a cover for exciting new porno films with amuzing titles

Eg:

The Spy Who Loved Wee (watersports)
Forest Dump (coprophilia)
Harry Potter and the prisoner of Arse Cabin


Feel free to photoshop these names.

Again Please keep it as work safe as you can.

[Twatybollocks]

I haven't got photoshop but anyone feel free to make one using this title. A combination of watersports and beastiality...cool!

Pee-rats of the Carribean

[RobW]

*Thinks*
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen?

[Al2]

K Rob, but you're meant to open up Photoshop and make it.

Man, Ellie's gonna be sore when she reads this thread! She can't run and doesn't have Photoshop on her crappy little laptop thing.

/me brainstorms

[RobW]

I don't have it, so I am just giving ideas.

[bionic sheep]

http://img51.exs.cx/img51/2/dogmaish.jpg

Bigger (1024x768) (http://img51.exs.cx/img51/7721/dogmaishBIG.jpg)

I didn't even have to change the tagline . . . .

EDIT: Can we enter more than once?

[Patrick Moore]

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/6440/butterflysmall.jpg

Bigger. (http://img58.exs.cx/img58/1935/butterfly1.jpg)

Not that good...it was just the first and most origional thing that came to mind.

[Pete]

for all you weirdos out there who missed him the first time :rolleyes: (in Spanky goes to... Hollywood) heres your next chance to get a glimpse.

http://graphics.t-ml.co.uk/petes/spanky.jpg

[LeoZ]

sorry :(

http://img47.exs.cx/img47/354/chicks.gif

[Titty Biscuits]

Nah, they're all brilliant! :D

[Ezrabbit]

I'll get rid of it if you want, but it was the only thing I could think of at the moment:

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/2245/MR.jpg

[Sugar Ray]

Don't you dare. It's the best one yet!

[TusksRUs]

I dont have your fancy photoshops (or any artistic talents whatsoever) but how about someone else (who does have photoshop and/or artistic talent) uses "Austin Growler: International shag of mystery"?

It's crap I know...

[Dude]

I suck at photoshop.

http://www.lemonlemonlemon.co.uk/jpork.jpg

[bionic sheep]

Not great, but:

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/3120/snatchsmall.jpg

Biggererererer (1024x768) (http://img70.exs.cx/img70/647/snatch1.jpg)

If you don't understand, ask your parents.

Arf.

EDIT:
http://img35.exs.cx/img35/9590/tombraidersmall.jpg

http://img35.exs.cx/img35/1285/tombraider.th.jpg (http://img35.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img35&image=tombraider.jpg)

I like this challenge. :D

[Dude]

Here are some ideas:

The Inciminator
The Chronicles Of Dick
Pirates In Mens Pants (heheh, i live near penzance)
Ride-Her-Man (spiderman incase your stupid)
Lord Of The Rings

Oh god, me and my brother used to think of these all the time, now that he has gone away, i can't think of any more, and the ones i did before have been forgotten.

[Bail]

Grr at saying lord of the rings thats what I'm workin on now, dam you!

[ZekeyLizard]

Here are some ideas:

The Chronicles Of Dick
.....


I am SO making that once I get home.
Its perfect.

[Dude]

Hmmm, i shall make another right now...

[Lew]

just a quickie (bad pun) http://img56.exs.cx/img56/4091/60seconds.th.jpg (http://img56.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img56&image=60seconds.jpg)

[renatzu]

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Unfortunately I don't have photoshop

[Fox]

Haha some good ideas coming up.

*Fox goes off to refine his photoshop skills

[Sephiroth]

Star Whores.

All i need now is bloomin photoshop.

[Nuclear Spoon]

Men In Cack
Indiana Boned
The Bodylard (not exactly a porn name but funny)
The Italian Blowjob

...

I'll get my coat.

[n00bzilla]

Black cock down
Hot cock and two smoking carols

i have a thousand of these in my memory. ahhh wasted school days. i just need to access my brain.

[The Visioneer]

Tit-anic..

[Nuclear Spoon]

Black cock down
Hot cock and two smoking carols

i have a thousand of these in my memory. ahhh wasted school days. i just need to access my brain.

Hold on, I've got a chainsaw somewhere.

[oppernaR]

I don't have photoshop either, so had to do this by hand, but here it is:

http://home.planet.nl/~duiij001/weebl/FistClub.jpg

[Youlikeyams?]

Womb Raider - I saw that top shelf at Global Video, honest.

[oppernaR]

The classic snuff movie

http://home.planet.nl/~duiij001/weebl/tokillacock.jpg

[fishymcfish]

The classic horror based snuff movie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/fishymcfish/texas.jpg

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

There may be more, here is my contribution so far:

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/7648/gigantitanic3.jpg

[Cloud Trifle]

How about Glad-he-ate-her..? (Gladiator)
Juice Almighty? (Bruce Almighty)

Just some thoughts...

Im not all too great at photoshop but I will have a go at one of these in the next couple of days if someone else already hasn't...

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

More!

dont ask me what the animals were for, it seemed funny in my head at the time (midnight)

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/673/branotits2.jpg

click for bigger tits! (http://img57.exs.cx/img57/2932/bra1.jpg)

[~Crazy Penguin~]

Star Whores.
Does anyone else besides me realize just how great this is?
Has anyone done this on yet?

[scram]

Do it yourself:

And do all six films:

The Hymen Menace
Attack of the Bones
Revenge of the Jizz
A Nude Hope
The Empire Likes Crack
Return of the Japs-eye

[BlueHippo]

meh, crap

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/1074/manlove1.png

[edit] you guys better know dr. stranglelove (http://home.blarg.net/~dr_z/Movie/Posters/Reproductions/DrStrangelove_Rep.jpg)

[LeoZ]

http://img64.exs.cx/img64/5484/bestiality.jpg

[weebl]

how is this thread not rated 5?

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

After an hour of trying various splooge effects in photoshop, I think I have it:

http://img60.exs.cx/img60/2035/even-better.jpg

Edit: NOW WITH EVEN BETTER SPLURGE EFFECTS!

[Jasmic]

A first go....

http://jasmic.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/jpegs/weebl/incrediballs.jpg

[moovok]

http://www.moovok.co.uk/HP_POAC.jpg

No good at art work, this is my first attempt. Okay, the new writing doesn't seem right, but come on, first attempt and all. Plus, great film (the actual one, not the porn related one)

There was one which I couldn't get a big enough picture, which said "Darkness Decends" or something like that, I thought that would have been better.

[Dr S]

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/8133/halloween47.th.jpg (http://img67.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img67&image=halloween47.jpg)

I don't have photoshop so I made this little simple one on PaintShopPro
I find the simplest are the best ... but I would say that cos I made it :D

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/4169/sbsp.th.jpg (http://img68.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img68&image=sbsp.jpg)

I don't think this one even needs to be changed, the image ... the line, classic

[PJ]

Meet the fockers. Its all in the name anyway.
spongebobnopants the movie.
Ill do the spongebobnopants one.

http://img35.exs.cx/img35/1295/spongebobnopants.gif

[piemanmoo]

XXX-Men, anyone?

[Mr.Zanix]

There must be a kill bill one!

http://www.picsplace.to/044762/Lickbill.gif

edit: well done its in the bestest of threads! w00t!

[Nuclear Spoon]

Flange of New York
Flashpants
There you go, some more ideas for you Da Vincis.

[Dude]

http://www.lemonlemonlemon.co.uk/potc.png

Heh.

[bionic sheep]

Such a perfect name.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/5611/xmensmaller.jpg

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/1151/xmen.th.jpg (http://img58.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img58&image=xmen.jpg)

:D

[~Crazy Penguin~]

Aa always, it's doomed to be a classic!

[pebble_rebel]

more suggestions, but not of good of course

fucking nemo,
Porn of the dead and my piece de reisistance
School of Cock
have some!!!! If only i could make it :(

[Phreeck]

i had no ideas...so i did this

http://img51.exs.cx/img51/7523/man1.png

EDIT : holy crap...sorry for making it huge, want me to shrink it?

[Fishmonster]

Hmm these aren't my creation but the names of apparently real porn movies. Both come from the Empire Movie Trivia Book obviously lol.
The Sperminator and Tit-tanic (oh wait already suggested oops). Both genius if you ask me
/me regrets not taking credit for them lol oh well just spreading wisdom

heh me likes Pirapes of the Carribean not for the concept itself but "Walt Jisney" is genius.

ohohoh another cunning plan, my own creation this time "Fill Bill" not great but enough for a tired man's pride.

[Ant2oo4]

:D
http://img58.exs.cx/img58/777/gangs.jpg

[~Crazy Penguin~]

So, when is the premire? ;)

[gxfu]

South Penis: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

[Hazel_Parasite]

Some that come to mind:
-Soul Wang
-13 hitting on 30
-White Dicks
-Seabastard

[gxfu]

Oh yeah?

Erm...

The Little Wang that Could.

[Ant2oo4]

more suggestions, but not of good of course

fucking nemo,
Porn of the dead and my piece de reisistance
School of Cock
have some!!!! If only i could make it :(
w00ts!
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4594/nemo2.jpg

[Misanthrope]

I always thoguth Grinding Nemo was better.

Not to mention:
Hairy Pooter and the Sorceror's Bone
Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions
The 90's sci-fi flick Starship Hooters
And of course the James Bond films, Thunderballs, and Goldenrod

[Hazel_Parasite]

And in first- No second- oh number 3- We'll need a photo finish Ladies and Gents- I cant believe it! It's.. It's..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Totoro-feminine/SB.png

[Dude]

This was far to easy.

I saw that Zekey didn't do his one so i did it.
http://img85.exs.cx/img85/4923/ridDick.jpg

[monkey magic]

Why has nobody though of this?

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421563095/12.jpg

[Teh MightyBoosh]

Porn of the Dead.

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/4629/k3qdead.th.jpg (http://img76.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img76&image=k3qdead.jpg)

I cant be bothered doing this... its 5:35 am and i havnt selpt yet... but

The Bitch! Leonardo Di Capro in some gimp stuff... that woule be funny.

[EDIT] Damn Imageshack and there stupid "its not allowed porn in the file name" rule.

[Nicro]

hmmm not porn but...
"Harry pothead and the sorcerer got stoned"

. . . Yeh it is older than time itself, but it would be funny if someone made it...

Wait a second... "Harry pornhead and the sorcerer got boned" <--- Now THAT one I made up.

[fythbro]

Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.
Ok, its off a tv show, but still good.

Eightballs?
Starsky and Butch?
The Unfuckables?

[Misanthrope]

hmmm not porn but...
"Harry pothead and the sorcerer got stoned"

Along those lines I prefer "Harry Pot-head and the Gravity Bong"

But back to porn...
Instead of "Girl Interupted", you could have "Girl Uninhibited."

[Garry2]

Please don't ban me...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/garryj/FillBill.jpg

[streety]

The classic film... FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.
http://img74.exs.cx/img74/8711/n3tfiddler.jpg

[gxfu]

The Unfuckables?The Unfuckables would be a good name for a rock band (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24652).

[fythbro]

I was thinking The Untouchables, the movie about Al Capone, and i hadnt seen that thread before, so oh well.

[Smartie]

One I know is a real film i'm sure... BI-Tanic.
Blade Reamer
Goldilocks and the three bares
Around the world in 80 Gays.
Riders of the lost arse

Er... I don't have access to a pooter at home cos i'm working abroad, gosh darn it.
*Pops thinking cap back on*

[Skudro]

Harry Portabelly and the Sorcerers get Boned

[Cheesus_Chrust]

Right, my first thread, and an appropiate place to start don' you think? Anyway, here is what my sick mind came up with.

Continuing on the Indy theme:

Indy-had-a-bone and the temple of boobs

Indy-had-a-bone and the ass crusade

The incredible bulk

28 gays later (ok i didnt make that one up)

one fine gay (one fine day)

the gay after tomorrow (basically put "gay" in any film with "day" in)

donnies dark-hole (donnie darko)

rocky :P

ok I think thats enough for now. Potoshop away people.

BTW I have no idea why most of titles I came up with would be suitable for gay films. I think it might be telling me something....

[Mellomeh]

http://img32.exs.cx/img32/4319/weebl4op.png

Immature I know.

[Scribbly]

Please don't ban me...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/garryj/FillBill.jpg

You know, there's a DVD out there (can be bought on amazon I think) which is called "Fill Jill"..

Sounds a lot better than 'fill bill', when you think about it, no?

[nodnirGkraM]

Grr at saying lord of the rings thats what I'm workin on now, dam you!
Oh .. hi Bail!

[Cloud Trifle]

Anyone seen that new film with Jim Carrey....

With Herpes comes unfortuneate events...

[prodigy69]

fwapman! :)

http://img141.exs.cx/img141/7199/fwapman2tk.jpg

[scruttocks]

Now THAT's a fuckin' classic! :D

[prodigy69]

http://img147.exs.cx/img147/5079/bridgetbones3ec.jpg

[Mellomeh]

Oh my...

Keep it up prodigy69 (not literally).

[prodigy69]

well...you asked for it!

http://img92.exs.cx/img92/5707/canthump9gg.jpg

[Smartie]

not v good, but best i could try as a first attempt (and the fact i'm poo at graphics type thing)
Indiana Jones (http://www.geocities.com/capt_jo/indianajones.jpg)

[pebble_rebel]

Missed oppurtunity.. should have been "Indiana Bones- Bum raider of the lost arse". Fool......

[fythbro]

Not brilliant i know, but i dont have photoshop.

[Chief Beef]

Ok I guess i didn't exactly go for the realistic effect.

[Phreeck]

Ok I guess i didn't exactly go for the realistic effect.

LMAO, that is awesome.

I need to get into this...maybe post one later. :D

[SUICIDE SCOTT]

fythbro stole my idea!

[Dude]

Missed oppurtunity.. should have been "Indiana Bones- Bum raider of the lost arse". Fool......

Or Indiana Moans.

[pebble_rebel]

Ok I guess i didn't exactly go for the realistic effect.
I think i have singlehandly inspired this thread in one way or another....

or not...

[Garry2]

I'm starting to doubt that these will be appearing on weebls-stuff :p

[katox]

I've deviated from the rules slightly for this one, but hey? Not all porn has to be in film form!

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/art/notonwebsite/demonhead-master.jpg


Ok, so it's a bit lame. :/

[Handwashed Pug]

I tried star whores but it was too difficult, so instead I decided to let my immature hands rip into another classic

http://img85.exs.cx/img85/3049/excv4hx.jpg

/is ashamed

[matmanmarsh]

http://www.howrare.mrikasu.com/TBWP.jpg

[eleanor]

¬_¬...

http://www.geocities.com/blog_hosting/polyjizz.txt

Slightly messy, but Ron's face was asking for it! :D

[pebble_rebel]

^Hermione :love:

[Timmeh]

Sorry for utter shitness of the pic, it was done in paint, after 60 hours of pure insomnia-fuled awakingness :/

I took the star whores theme a little further and added a piccy.

I give you:

Star Wars, the Empire licks crack

[matmanmarsh]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=37976&stc=1

edit by ash: penis attachment removed. (snigger)

[Midget]

So b&.

[eleanor]

Forrest Dump, one of Weebl's suggestions from the first post of the thread:-

http://www.geocities.com/korn_girlie_182/forrestdump.txt

:ninja:

[fythbro]

Or you could do Forrest Hump.
Desparados- Desperate?

[matmanmarsh]

http://lordmatt.topcities.com/28days.jpg
http://lordmatt.topcities.com/28days.jpg

[eleanor]

Your hosting doesn't seem to allow hotlinking... Maybe put the pic on a webpage and give us that link.

[SUICIDE SCOTT]

i was looking for a site for a gimp mask then thought about doing a "Forrset Gimp" one.
im no good at editing photo's so someone else has gotta do it!

[pebble_rebel]

OR.. maybe you have already seen that idea on B3TA.



tard

[SUICIDE SCOTT]

whats B3TA?

[Dibbie]

Ladies and Gentlemen I proudly present:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/dibbie2/p-lxglickle.jpg

A larger version can be found here:

Hoooooge (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/dibbie2/p-lxg1.jpg)

[reno]

My first attempt:

http://reno.techmonkey4u.net/optical/random/hairycooter.jpg

Yes, come visit Hairy and the gang at the mystical CrotchWarts castle!

[skoo]

Did this ages ago, kinda fits here:
OMG REPOST!

http://www.skoo.nildram.co.uk/stuff/dibbiedoesdallas.jpg

[Dibbie]

Oh my luscious luscious locks.

If ihad boobs like that I wouldn't leave the house (except to buy a mirror)

[reno]

It was a tough decision between "Rise of the Libidos" and "Rise of the Erection." Erections worked better for space purposes and took less time.

http://reno.techmonkey4u.net/optical/random/s3erections.jpg

[SUICIDE SCOTT]

it should of been rise of the penis, that basically means erection.

[reno]

didn't work as well.

[reno]

I told my mates about this and they immediately drove here to have a group brainstorming session while I turn their ideas into pictures.

The first one we came up with was this:

http://reno.techmonkey4u.net/optical/random/irubbutt.jpg

pay special attention to the bloated crotch. i'm all about the detail :p

[reno]

we'll probably do one or two more after this.

http://reno.techmonkey4u.net/optical/random/kungpoo.jpg

[reno]

this is probably the last one i'll be doing today, unless anyone has ideas for what they'd like to see.

http://reno.techmonkey4u.net/optical/random/flanges.jpg

[Meatwad]

I'm normally against double/triple/quadruple posts, but those are brilliant.

[reno]

and one more because i just thought of it/made it. now i'm going to call it a day.

http://reno.techmonkey4u.net/optical/random/crabz.jpg

[link hero of pi]

how about
"Star Trek: Penetrations"
instead of star trek: generations?

[DutchDemon]

here we go
http://www.gengvv.nl/DutchDemon/img/star trek.JPG
made with paint. took me long enough >.<

[Al2]

Quite good, for paint, that :)

I had to quote you and delete my post to make the pic show up though ¬_¬

[DutchDemon]

I think my host was a bit slow maybe and waiting would have probably done the job too :)

[OWNage stoat]

I've run up one or two some what non-orginal ones, let me know if they've been coppied already, because I havent read all the way back on this topic...
http://img85.exs.cx/img85/6381/shittyshittygangbang6uf.jpg

http://img85.exs.cx/img85/7853/meninblackmen6nn.jpg

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/7228/jackass5qn.jpg

http://img109.exs.cx/img109/7700/about1dd.jpg

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/8600/indiana9vq.jpg

http://img85.exs.cx/img85/3587/shaun2hk.jpg

Feedback is alwasy helpful :)

[ShoX-17]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/facewhore/SP.jpg

^_^ i know its cheap, and crappy (no pun intended) but its what first popped into my head

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/facewhore/Sperm.jpg

And this one has probably been done

[Air_stormy]

dude some good ideas

[link hero of pi]

yay somebody used my idea :notworthy
porn of the dead already been done, how about...
Dogs balls
We Were Sodomisers
or the good old favourite
A Cock's work at Orange (i know..its crap)

[mmmbacon]

Emission Impossible
The Firm
Ferris Bueller's Lay Off

[Handwashed Pug]

Didn't even need to change the name :)

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/6611/batteryenz3mx.jpg

Not too NSFW I hope (i''l remove it if it is :))

[EMiNoiR]

shindler's fist
ass ventura
meat the fockers
edward jizzumhands
mission: impussible
cockwork orgy
erektra
dickfest at tiffany's
jurassic pork
thirsty wives club

some are obvious, some are real porn flicks. Cbfed doing em myself :P

[prodigy69]

urgh he slimed me!

http://img152.exs.cx/img152/7940/ghostbusts5zu.jpg

[SUICIDE SCOTT]

i hope this hasn't been done before!
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/6474/ek86921b7tu.jpg

[Captain Maim]

Somebody do Horny Joe Young

[hjarie]

fwapman2tk.JPG stole this one(great editing!!) but this one was easy to do with paint (iam on school playing css all day)














soda days:trust the jam, obi-pie

[Captain Maim]

Here is some ideas:
Dude where's my condom?
Penis and Butt-Sex (Beavis and Butthead)
Star Whores
Charlies anals

[Smartie]

Charlies anals

Now that i'd like to see ;)

[~Crazy Penguin~]

I personally like "Enough". It's kind of along the same lines as Laid in Mahatten, and you don't even have to change the title!

[Liamh72]

I must say these are absolutely hillarious. I have some ideas and are therefore downloading Photoshop n my crappy 56k modem which will take about 7weeks. Help. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

[austin]

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Unfortunately I don't have photoshop

http://img148.exs.cx/img148/1813/moon2vf.gif

http://img161.exs.cx/img161/4536/moo25ra.jpg

[stat]

http://files.pixelice.be/fun/snwwnkr.jpg

[Macca]

Just Got a Few ideas, Hrm
B Laid Threeway(blade trinity)*edit*Or B laid three in me
Wankerman(Anchor man)
Butt royale(battle royale)
Butt RoyaleII re-cum(Battle royaleII Requiem)
Shogun Assdickin(Shogun Assassin)
great ass-prick-sensations(great expectations)
Oceans eleven way
Oceans twelve Way
the sex life of Brian
Bend over Like Beckham (coz he sumtimes bends the ball over, nay)
reservoir Doggers
Bored now I think I'll leave some ideas in my sick and twisted mind, these were all thought up in about half an hour just looking through my DVD collection, take a look at yours now it will never be the same again!!!

[Hashlamino]

Fuckurama (Futurama)
Twat Race (Rat Race)
Cat with a twat (Cat in the hat)
Sex men (X-men)
Pleasure Island (Treasure Island)

Sorry if some of these hav been mentioned I haven't read the whole thread

[Captain Maim]

Can somebody tell me where to download photoshop so i can join in, i have lots of good ideas.

[prodigy69]

Can somebody tell me where to download photoshop so i can join in, i have lots of good ideas.

download a trial version here http://www.adobe.com/products/tryadobe/main.jsp#product=39

[Oli_Salmon]

I spent at least an hour reading this lot last night (new here!)...heres my contribution - not sure if anyone suggested it - sometimes the most obvious go unnoticed!! :)

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/olisalmon/xXx.jpg

[Crujir]

How about:

Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Jizz in the Hood
The Dominatrix: Peeloaded
Hell is for Homos

Sorry guys, I don't got photo shop.

[Smartie]

oh dear... some of these fims we've suggested... they actually exist
A cockwork orange (http://excaliburfilms.com/AdultDVD/102230D1+Cockwork+Orange+dvd.htm)
Shaving Ryans Privates (http://www.xxx-vod.com/stream/s/shaving-ryans-privates.html) (I knew this was an actual movie, cos I saw it advertised outside a theatre in hollywood! hehe)

I can't post the "Lord of the rings" one, due to 'happy cockage' on the cover...

Contains a link to DVD cover only, not actual footage for the young 'uns.

[Breakout]

Wooyay, may i present, Ghost shit!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/thankyouplease/SEASHIT.jpg

[Reddig]

I know, that the X-Men were already posted here, but this here is a slightly diferent idea:

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Reddigzor-splashbodycopy.jpg

Actually, the girls look a bit like Colin Farrell now. Makes you think, doesn't it ;]

[Breakout]

My art has been called "the worst editing job i have ever seen"! w00t :notworthy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/thankyouplease/satrwhores.jpg

[moovok]

Not the best, far from it, but Steven Spielberg is doing another "porn" flick.

http://www.holodeck6.co.uk/mike/whores.jpg

[Fee]

OK I searched and I don't think this idea ahs been put forward.
Cast Away (your clothes or better title)
Starring Tom Spanks
Sorry we were watching Cast away in religion and we were laughing like hell over this title

[PieFanatic98]

http://img52.exs.cx/img52/5954/theswing5bq.png i hope i did this almost right...

[Lugiatm]

Few ideas here:

Dirty movies my friend has watched (not me, you can't prove anything!)
The Penetrator (Terminator)
The Extra Testcile (The Extra Terrestrial)
Shaving Ryan's Privates 2 (Saving Private Ryan)

Other stuff
Buffy the Vampire Layer (I don't need to tell you this one)
Sex Toy Story 2 (Toy Story 2)
Inspect her Gadget (Inspector Gadget)

It would be funny to see some "art" for these!

[Paradigm^]

Saw this one on posters on the Tube ages ago. Been meaning to do it for ages, but haven't gotten round to it til now (ironically, when I should be doing other things).

http://img141.echo.cx/img141/9283/ringlove3sc.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

I know it's not perfect, but it's the concept that counts, right?

[Jimpy]

Quick and slick...

http://img247.echo.cx/img247/5061/missionimpossible3dg.jpg

[Littleshore]

http://img118.echo.cx/img118/4810/forslag1copy1zv.th.jpg (http://img118.echo.cx/my.php?image=forslag1copy1zv.jpg)

the black thing he hold are supposed to be a censored penis

I suck at this i know

[Deathwish]

star whores- the empress fucks back

[blondie2]

how about the empress fucks me badly?

[Nuclear Spoon]

I know this probably should go in house of chops and socks but I want as many people to do this as possible.

I'll be putting the entries on the weebls-stuff site so try and keep it vaguely work safe



I haven't seen any yet. There also doesn't appear to be a fan art section...

[itchy]

i might do this one in a bit.

black cock down

[chris2209]

bend over like beckham
attack of the boners
etc etc

[walley505]

Is Super man better than Captin Kirk? I think not....

[killa_flamingo]

hey is any 1 here 1337 coz i am w00t

[Smartie]

hey is any 1 here going to neg rep me anymore, coz i just love it - bring it on. What are FAQs?

Fixed

edit/ on topic, we need more pics. also, if anyone can *ahem* get me a copy of flash I may even try it myself.

[DutchDemon]

Is Super man better than Captin Kirk? I think not....
How is that porn flick? :S it sucks.

ontopic @ smartie, I did mine with paint but it actually looked good... It's somewhere in this thread, forgot where..

[Twiz]

There's probably a free trial on Macromedia.com that you can legally activate after the trial runs out.

[Mr.T]

http://s10.invisionfree.com/anythinggoes

wicked!

[gopherboy]

sorry, i havent used photoshop as i havent got it :( I did have a go though, i hope you don't mind me posting 3 at once... It would have been 4 but i had problems doing Transgenders The Movie :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/gopherboy/bejohnED.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/gopherboy/fook.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/gopherboy/leboobski.jpg

[Thedevilchildso]

whore of the ring/? instead of war of the ring
whore instead of core
the increadible sulk

[major7]

my first contributions to this board =)

http://upload.gargantuan.de/uploads/house.jpg
http://upload.gargantuan.de/uploads/charlie.jpg

[Skorne]

I don't know much about photoshop so here's a few ideas

Fantastic Foursome
Star Whores III - Flange of the Sith
The Longest Hard
The Amityville Whore

/edit I did this one because it's easy
http://img268.echo.cx/img268/9374/longesthardsml1mt.jpg

[matt yer!]

sex! :notworthy :eng101: :jizz: [woo] :badger: :rad:

[pebble_rebel]

Why does this thread always attract the idiots....

[bigmother]

the swiss family nobinson

http://img180.echo.cx/img180/3102/nobinson9cq.th.jpg (http://img180.echo.cx/my.php?image=nobinson9cq.jpg)
you'll probably need to go and see the full thing.

[Dude]

http://www.lemonlemonlemon.co.uk/starfecknemesis.jpg

[RobW]

sex! :notworthy :eng101: :jizz: [woo] :badger: :rad:
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.


:nana:

[woobi]

Has anyone tried 'a cockwork orange' yet?

[Cloud Trifle]

I haven't tried photoshopping movie posters yet. Should be quite fun... I'm gonna look through the list for some great lines and make one tomorrow if I can.

[Quizango]

lmao at cumshot in the dark

[nightyamaha]

Lord of the rings? Did everyone fail to notice Lord of the G-Strings? I can't think of any others. Mabey Babe Spotting? (Trainspotting). Or Babe (you don't even need to change the title

[Boosh36]

Hot Piss!

[prodigy69]

http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/6324/goble6ea.jpg

Harry Potter and the Gobble of fire

[Arkwright]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Arkright/Art/aliens.jpg

[Anticheese]

House of Jizz is pure genius, I would also like to see the Fantastic Foursome!

[esquilax]

My first foray into here...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/matchstickmenLG.jpg

[Fritz Zanzibar]

A first attempt: Natural Born Killers

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7840/naturalcornkillers0aa.jpg

edit: not funny.. just couldn't think of anything else.
editedit: Bum, I'm stupid. Born/Porn.

[esquilax]

And another (sorry about the crappy W):
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/jdflorette.jpg

[gruff]

I can't beleive no one thought of this...
The Sexorcist
Swolleneye (goldeneye)
Amorous (Amadeus) that ones rubbish

[Midget]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7536/cheapbitch0ob.jpg

[Midget]

double trouble

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2923/creaming9fj.jpg

[esquilax]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/dogsoldd.jpg

[Highway_Runner]

will this work? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sonicstar/2820Days20Later20Front.jpg
Not that bad for a paint job...

[mark_simpsons]

http://thesimpsons.freehostingguru.com/unclefuck.jpg

If you don't know what it's about, the original Uncle Buck is at http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0783227388/qid=1123778737/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_sbs_1/002-1024658-6874417?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846

Hope you like.

[Handwashed Pug]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/Interrowashed/malegentialsLOLOLOLOLoi2.jpg

meh...

[MR CHUM CHUMS]

http://thesimpsons.freehostingguru.com/unclefuck.jpg

If you don't know what it's about, the original Uncle Buck is at http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0783227388/qid=1123778737/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_sbs_1/002-1024658-6874417?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846

Hope you like.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH. Thats brilliant.

[Mcdoodle]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/McDoodle/beautyandthebeastiality.jpg

[Vladimir]

Polar exxxpress starring Tom Spanks...i did this one long time ago, but i never saw this thread :)

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/2568/polarexxx5hp.jpg

[mark_simpsons]

theres some great stuff here. is it going to get to weebls-stuff?

[T3-X]

I whipped this together in about 15 min, most of that was trying to find a suitable photo (the movie posters just didnt work). I think it was fairly funny, and I thought of this before I saw it on this thread:
http://x4.putfile.com/9/24512562824.gif (http://www.putfile.com)

Bit crummy, but I had to most of it on paint, as my dell photoshop has expired, and only gives me limited options :(

[woobi]

This seriously was the best I could do.
http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/158/jeppers7zf.gif

[Lex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/wimbornemilitia/Myspace%20pics/C-Men.jpg

My photoshop skills are legendary! (Bad)

[crouchingbadger]

dont have photoshop,but heres a few ideas;-
DICK tracey
romancing the bone
a nights tail
snow white and the seven dwarfs uncut (what really happenned when a sexy young girl moved in with 7 horny midgets!)
ASSassins
broadcast nudes
american creampie

and somebody muist be able to do something with;-
bad boys
leathal weapon
strictly ballroom

[esquilax]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/bloodygood.jpg

I couldn't think of a good tagline....suggestions welcome

[iamutopia]

http://www.hotjeez.com/img/oliver.jpg

:/

[SilenTom]

some inspiration (if these aren't used yet)

fists are furry
crouching waitress hidden snake
saving ryan's privates
banghard (wouldn't see that one, personally)
goldfingerer

but some movietitles made for this are:
the good the bad an the ugly
and ofcourse then also once upon a time in the west
me myself and irene
the quest for the holy grail
xxx , that was too easy
any JB movie
a fist full of dollars
big fish
saturday night fever
legally blonde

good luck

[Bappel]

Nightcare with mistress?(nah. Not good. Nightmare Before Christmas anyways.)
The Addams Analy Values
Rape Fear
Twin Dicks (Twin Peaks)
Nose for Rectum(Nosforectum/Nosferectum)
Mad Stroker's - Suckula(I know, its a book)
Deep in Hole, oh! (Sucks, Sleepy Hollow)
The Deep-riders Guide to the Analy
The Bonecock Saints (The Boondock Saints)

Havnt read all the posts so I dont know if some of these already are taken.

[nezza]

Eternal Cum Shot on the Spotless Behind?


I'm crap with Photoshop - anyone?

[Hitpoint]

Lay-her cake (layer cake)

sperminal (terminal)

Tit-anic (titanic, DUH)

spider-ram (spiderman)

harry potter and the philosphers bone

[nezza]

9 and 1/2 inches

You got shemale

[Zen]

And another (sorry about the crappy W):
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/jdflorette.jpg

Cant believe no one did this:

http://users.aber.ac.uk/alr2/files/ManontheWoman.png

[esquilax]

Rape Fear


You spoke, I drew:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/B00005LC4D.jpg

And I didn't even need to change the faces!

You got shemale

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/youvegotmail.jpg

[Zen]

Meh

http://users.aber.ac.uk/alr2/files/sme.png

[charlieman]

http://tinypic.com/ev268i.jpg

yeah... i suck at this...

*edit*
http://tinypic.com/ev3uas.jpg
woo, paint skillz...

[Bappel]

You spoke, I drew:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/B00005LC4D.jpg

And I didn't even need to change the faces!


Lol! Its so cool! Thx dude! Must do some of my own!(not on this one. This is perfect)

[nezza]

You spoke, I drew:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/B00005LC4D.jpg

And I didn't even need to change the faces!



http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/youvegotmail.jpg

Great! Many Many Thanks

[esquilax]

These should be credited to Fotis (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/member.php?u=17278) :

http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/7738/desperado1xa.jpg

http://img491.imageshack.us/img491/1323/flash9gb.jpg

[Pilk Man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Tallman/Weebls-Stuff%20Stuff/B00004U8NB.jpg
It's crap but I make no apologies for it :p

[Aad]

http://www.overkamp.cistron.nl/aad/shaved2.jpg
I tried :)

[Bappel]

Heres my try on Nosferatu. Didnt find a dvd cover so I used some sort of poster that I found.

http://plox.shacknet.nu:81/gallery/weirdbear/449.jpg

Maybe I should change the girl into a butt or something.

[charlieman]

http://tinypic.com/fawun6.jpg

:p

[Johnny 5]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2700/therodfather2nj.jpg

[Revilo]

willy wanker, humpa lumpas, charlie fuckit, what more could you ask for...

[Oli Cannings]

Woody's face says it all..

http://www.oc88.com/crap/toystory.jpg

:)

[Olly]

How about 'The Girl With The Pearl Necklace' - Starring Colin Girth and Scarlett Hohandjob?

[Myself]

This was modded in paint. You probably can tell.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/Myselfpictures/jungle_fuck_two.jpg

[Kiwi Man]

That's very good! I wouldn't have thought that it was done in Paint if you hadn't said so. The only thing is the black bit at the top left of the "u".

[piemanmoo]

Whatever happened to Chitty Chitty Gang Bang?

[esquilax]

A bit rushed this one

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/xCultureSlut/kingschlong.jpg

[Sebastian]

It's not a film, but Dickhead and Condom in Da Bungalow has to be done.

[mooatr]

http://mooatr.com/images/lotr.jpg

Enough said

All it needed was a half minute paint job.

[WIND-CHIMES]

not the best in the world but

Shaving Ryan's Privates

and i will try and put pictures on here one day...if i can be bothered

ChImEs ;)

people have come up with fill bill, so why not thrill bill hmm? lol

[piemanmoo]

oh, and I'd also like to see someone make a Schindler's Fist

[urbanspud]

Star Whores.

All i need now is bloomin photoshop.

the bird off xfactor was in that (you know the one with the melons)

[Scott Star]

May i make a suggestion?

Fun with Dicks and jane

or Fun with janes dick.

[Mountain Man]

How about this?
http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/3849/funny7jx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img487.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funny9lr.jpg

Made using "Flash 5".

There could also be:
Thong of the Dead
Thong on my Head
Schlong of the Head
Schlong on my Head
Shawn on my Head

... I have way too much spare time!

[Midget]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/TheMarvin1234/jane.jpg

[Bacon Machine]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/bacon_machine/clockwork-orange-altered.jpg
So poorly editted but I felt it needed to be done.

[Kevis-MD]

http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/2645/coogan3gc.gif

taken from the new steve coogan film "a cock and bull story"

[Poppa]

How about...What Licks Beneath?

[Fraek]

I hope this is work-safe enough for y'all:

Alright, this is probably the most obvious possible pornographication that can be done, but I promise I'll try to make something better ;)

[Sebas]

Lol, the most obvious ones are often the most forgotten and therefore the coolest when they ARE made. It rocks, dude!

[Fraek]

Lol, the most obvious ones are often the most forgotten and therefore the coolest when they ARE made. It rocks, dude!Thank you! Never before have I been so proud to defile the work of another (well, with the exception of that one time...)!

[Super_SPAM]

Hmm let me think

Really lame but:

To kill a Fuckingbird :ssh:

[Fraek]

Well, this won't win no pulitzers, but what the hell:

http://img496.imageshack.us/img496/5702/sins1tu.jpg

I was thinking of making some more radical changes, but I just can't bring myself to do it on a Saturday ;)

[GorillaBearBear]

I am a bad bad BAD man:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/tomnash/Iamabadman.jpg

[LemonadePudding]

bump
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2569/ad7my.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Qwertyphace]

XXX-Men, anyone?
I'm more thinking:
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/7397/exmen5mz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Sorry crude humour and even cruder photoshoping,(EDIT: and it has been done before), but, I like it.

I always thoguth Grinding Nemo was better.
Me and my friend like "Finding Negro"

[pink_shoes]

Its not a movie and i don't have photoshop or anything, buuut:

Pubic Enema.
It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold My Cock.

[Sebas]

Crappy first attempt, but that look on his face just asked for it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/adarklingcalledsebastian/cuckoo.jpg