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Playbus
04-12-2003, 09:25 AM
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Doritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children

On a helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

On a Taiwanese shampoo:
Use repeatedly for severe damage

On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink:
After opening, keep upright

On a New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.

On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids:
Lie down on bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected
portion Like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting poscool
for Approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet.

On a blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado

On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place."

On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

On a Magic 8 Ball:
Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.

On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.

On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.

On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

On a handgun:
Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.

On pantyhose:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

On a piano:
Harmful or fatal if swallowed.

On a can of Fix-a-Flat:
Not to be used for breast augmentation.

On a Pentium chip:
If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it
for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97.

On work gloves:
For best results, do not leave at crime scene.

On a palm sander:
Not to be used to sand palms.

On a calendar:
Use of term "Sunday" for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.

On Odor Eaters:
Do not eat.

On a blender:
Not for use as an aquarium.

On a revolving door:
Passenger compartments for individual use only.

On a microscope:
Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.

On children's alphabet blocks:
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and
sentences that may be deemed offensive.

On a wet suit:
Capacity, 1.

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open Other End.

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
Why Not Try Tossing Over Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?

Cherokee Red
04-12-2003, 09:48 AM
Heh he he, tried not to laugh while I read those cos i'm in college, but it didn't work.

Well done playbus!

CATS
04-12-2003, 09:57 AM
the sad thing is stupid people probably sued for damages because they did what caused those warnings to be put on the packages (if that makes any sense at all).

Playbus
04-12-2003, 10:02 AM
Hehe, yeah CATS, you're probably right there.

My favourite is:

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use

What's the other use? lol Those mad Japanese.

Shadow_Keeper
04-12-2003, 10:12 AM
I remember hearing about on an American chainsaw something like:
Do not attempt to stop blade with hands

squealpiggy
04-12-2003, 10:17 AM
Apparently microwave ovens now carry a warning because some daft old bastard used to dry her dog in the over and tried drying it in the microwave and killed it, so she sued. I find it hard to believe anyone would try drying their dog in the oven but human stupidity has surprised me before.

electric gremmy
04-12-2003, 10:19 AM
On work gloves:
For best results, do not leave at crime scene.


knew i'd forgotten something

Bosnod
04-12-2003, 11:15 AM
On sainsburys peanuts:
May contain traces of nuts.

3v1l |\/|1NiOn
04-12-2003, 02:01 PM
Im in school, now everyone is looking at me because I was laughing...

HiTmAN
04-12-2003, 02:03 PM
That is great, added a few laughs to the booooring ict lesson :)

Ninja Duck
04-12-2003, 02:50 PM
That's a mighty fine collection of warning labels!

Cheeky Prophet
04-12-2003, 04:26 PM
On a pair of shoelaces I bought:

WARNING: Do not eat FAT LACES! Eating FAT LACES causes serious Stomach troubles or might KILL YOU!

BEST BEFORE: 11.11.2222

made in Austria



Now, I've never tried to eat my shoelaces before, but now I know not to. Thank goodness for the warning label..

moog
04-12-2003, 04:31 PM
if you like this kind of stuff, have a look at engrish (http://www.engrish.com) and the comedy labels and instructions therein

Playbus
04-12-2003, 04:37 PM
Hehe I love Engrish. I've got most of the site on my hard disk lol

Scribbly
04-12-2003, 04:42 PM
Don't know if it's for real, because I read it in a book, but:
on the back of a pack of toothpicks:

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in
mouth. insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle
in-out motion."

:p

It's from Douglas Adams - So long, and thanks for all the fish in case you're wondering...

Scribbly
04-12-2003, 04:43 PM
Don't know if it's for real, because I read it in a book, but:
on the back of a pack of toothpicks:

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in
mouth. insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle
in-out motion."

:p

It's from Douglas Adams - So long, and thanks for all the fish in case you're wondering...

Ninja Duck
04-12-2003, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Scribbly
Don't know if it's for real, because I read it in a book, but:
on the back of a pack of toothpicks:

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in
mouth. insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle
in-out motion."

:p

It's from Douglas Adams - So long, and thanks for all the fish in case you're wondering...

Ah, I thought that sounded familiar?

What's with all the double posts? I think I know who to blame, but still...

fishymcfish
04-12-2003, 05:23 PM
blame ash,

i got pics of a few funny signs, i get them in email of people all the time,

this is a funny one, theres also a few more i could post in time

Tofufi
04-12-2003, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by HiTmAN
That is great, added a few laughs to the booooring ict lesson :)

hehe added a few laughs to mine too - much better than spreadsheets :( :o are all IT lessons in Bristol boring?

Mungo
04-12-2003, 09:02 PM
nope its just ict lessons across the country

Tommuz
04-12-2003, 09:08 PM
Made even worse when u have a teacher that can't do ICT to save her life.

Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."

Ouroboros
04-12-2003, 09:33 PM
Ha! My ict teacher thinks that ms powerpoint is the be all and end all of computer animation!

littlefirework
04-12-2003, 09:41 PM
Engrish? What a bore. ;)
(I'm actually highly addicted)

Remember, one should never jump into Niagara Falls- even if one guy did live through it.
http://www.davidbowie.com/users/jrpzoe/nfsign.jpg

Dødens Knekt
04-12-2003, 10:03 PM
http://maggro.sksf.biz/photos/engrish/afterdying.gif
http://maggro.sksf.biz/photos/engrish/trap.gif
http://maggro.sksf.biz/photos/engrish/youlady.gif

well

I thought it was funny :D

fishymcfish
04-12-2003, 10:06 PM
nice ^

i love donkey
04-12-2003, 10:34 PM
Billy Connoly found one on a hairdryer that said "do not use in shower"

Playbus
05-12-2003, 10:39 AM
Wow, this got moved to the Besterest Threads! W00t! :D :D :D

gopherboy
05-12-2003, 02:23 PM
I walked past a restaurant in Warrington the other day and it said "Closed for lunch" on the door.

Stealer-of-Pie
05-12-2003, 05:34 PM
http://biphome.spray.se/web.design/images/arne.jpg

Do NOT atempt to look like this guy!
Even thought it might look cool, it is NOT a good idea!

And remember:
Try NOT to have have any contact with this guy!

SuckerLove
06-12-2003, 03:49 PM
heh heh...strange one..

"niccotine el....'to help STOP ur smokin habits'"

*small print* (contains niccotine?)

wtf? hows that meant to help?

Mungo
06-12-2003, 08:34 PM
so you get the subtance you crave and dont smoke

its like cutting down

damn tasche
06-12-2003, 09:12 PM
I used to have a dressing gown that had a label on it reading "keep child away from fire"


Good thread by the way.

Lewiji
07-12-2003, 08:12 PM
On my sisters advent calender:

Note: Cardboard is not for eating.

NIGHTCOW
09-12-2003, 07:34 PM
On a cheap toaster:

Do not submerge in water whilst plugged in

MissMoo
10-12-2003, 10:10 AM
HaHa, thats funy, made my computing lesson very funny!
:p

gopherboy
10-12-2003, 11:35 PM
I was on the bus the other day and below the emergency hammer was the notice "For use my elderly and disabled passengers". WTF are you supposed to do in an emergency if you've not got an old or disabled people on the bus? Brake a leg first?

MikeythePikey
11-12-2003, 07:58 PM
The last one on that list: Try tossing over our favourite cereal.

I bet it's kind of like grabbing the salt tub instead of the sugar one...

Dude
11-12-2003, 09:38 PM
On some rat killer it said "Do not eat" What the... DUH!?

I also saw on some amonia acid "If in eyes, wash eyes out imediatly with soap and warm water" Wash eyes out? With that strength, you wouldn't have any eyes!

Greg
11-12-2003, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by squealpiggy
Apparently microwave ovens now carry a warning because some daft old bastard used to dry her dog in the over and tried drying it in the microwave and killed it, so she sued. I find it hard to believe anyone would try drying their dog in the oven but human stupidity has surprised me before.

*Quickly takes bubbling poodle out of the microwave*

Dave-o-Darkness
12-12-2003, 02:01 PM
lol they're cool.

Here's a good 1:

Japanese hotel:"You are entitled to take full advantage of the cleaning maids."

Saucy.

AlkalineOmen
13-12-2003, 03:45 AM
lol heres a road sign one

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
makes me laugh every time :p

The_Anomaly
13-12-2003, 12:17 PM
haha, I saw that same road sign when I was driving into Detroit. I live in Canada and going from 'Beware of Deer Crossing The Road' to 'Beware of Hitchhikers' was quite a shock.

Tofufi
13-12-2003, 01:39 PM
As seen on my new bed matress : "To avoid danger of suffocation remove plastic cover before using the product"
:confused: spose it makes sense :)

Dødens Knekt
13-12-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by squealpiggy
Apparently microwave ovens now carry a warning because some daft old bastard used to dry her dog in the over and tried drying it in the microwave and killed it, so she sued. I find it hard to believe anyone would try drying their dog in the oven but human stupidity has surprised me before.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/micropet.htm

good story, but apparently it's not true

skimmel11
14-12-2003, 07:18 PM
piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie



on a sweedish chain saw.

WARNING: do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals

Dude
14-12-2003, 08:28 PM
With your nads!?:eek:

Tommuz
15-12-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by skimmel11
piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie



on a sweedish chain saw.

WARNING: do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals

The only reason why that would be on there is because someone has tried it. Talk about your Darwin Awards eh? :rolleyes:

Pie-Reaper
16-12-2003, 07:28 AM
WARNING! If you are chased or attacked by a dog, quickly turn around, look the dog straight in the eye, and say, firmly, "BAD DOG. Go home!"

This works even on dogs that can't speak English.

cts dragon
17-12-2003, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by funkymunky
On sainsburys peanuts:
May contain traces of nuts.
It's true, someone sued for that because she had a nut allergy

on another note - "smoking is highly addictive - don't start" on a packet of cigarettes - a bit late I just bought them

cheesy demon
18-12-2003, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by AlkalineOmen
lol heres a road sign one

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
makes me laugh every time :p
i live right near the i-10.....i see that sign alot :D. u live in az alkaline? nice to know that someone on these forums lives in my state O_o


on a box of cue tips: WARNING: do not insert into ear.
but arent cue tips for cleaning ears?

Ally0002
18-12-2003, 05:45 PM
another one is that bottled water has a sell by date! as if water goes out of date!

al

Noo_Noo
21-12-2003, 12:19 PM
what about my sig? that contains a really dumb warning (would you really try and fold it without taking the baby out?)

Theres a good site that has loads of them, and most of them these aren't translation errors, just the stupidity of consumers:
www.dumbwarnings.com

Bosnod
22-12-2003, 06:33 PM
On a christmas card I got today:
Remove plastic cover after postage.

magic_pea
23-12-2003, 03:28 PM
on 'PalmOlive For men: Sensitive' shaving foam:

"...keep away form sources of ignition. No smoking."

I aint takin' no orders from no shaving foam foo'! :D

Youlikeyams?
23-12-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Shadow_Keeper
I remember hearing about on an American chainsaw something like:
Do not attempt to stop blade with hands

It was a swedish chainsaw and it said: 'Do not try to stop with hands or genitals'

Geez, and to think the Japs were crazy...

Ly
23-12-2003, 09:42 PM
on a bin:
"no rubbish please"

CooCooChaLoo
23-12-2003, 09:45 PM
ona make up remover for eyes

'do not use around eye area'

Markeh
24-12-2003, 05:55 PM
heres some of the same stuff

ImWithStupid
25-12-2003, 03:54 AM
heres a good site for stupid warning labels....

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/

EDIT: OUCH! sorry noo_noo didnt see that you already had that site posted....well that just proves its a good site for this stuff right?

GuS
25-12-2003, 09:48 AM
http://www.rove.com.au/whatthe/current/

some good ones can be found here
(there from my favorite show rove live)

hopperwithazing
25-12-2003, 06:52 PM
those almost made me piddle me britches!

Justin Sane
28-12-2003, 08:48 PM
On the muzzle of a rifle.

Do not place hand here while firing.

Playbus
29-12-2003, 04:50 PM
I've got a picture of (one of) the Hitchiker one(s).

I like the bullet holes.

scram
30-12-2003, 03:12 AM
sup Canada

Weeman
30-12-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Dude
I also saw on some amonia acidOkay firstly, it's spelt ammonia.
Secondly, ammonia acid?



This pedantism was brought to you by me.

Skuz
30-12-2003, 04:47 PM
This is cracking me up! I think this one was great.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Children's medicine, car, machinery! hahahaha

Lika Laruku
01-01-2004, 02:02 PM
Oh well, here's my addition:


Sierra Mountains caution sign:
"Caution: Road wet in rain."

Your average web community, such as datin servise or porn vendor:
"Become a member for free! For only $5.95"

Box of birth controll pills:
"Warning; do not take if pregnant or expecting."

pink/blue pregnancy test box:
"Actual results may vary."

Label on goth choker necklace:
"may be a choking hazzard."

Toothpaste label:
"warning: Do not use for more than 4 weeks unless directed from a physisian."

Jar of petrolium jelly:
"Not reccomended use for anal lubricant."

Sugar free diarary candy bar:
"Sugars: 24 grams"

Container of catnip:
"product not tested on animals"

Box of all natural harvest cerial:
"contains artiicial flavors & coloring."

A gasoline station I passed on vacation earlier this year:
"Temporarily closed for rennovation. Issued 1997."

"Commercial for store that sells genuine furs:
"no animals were harmed in the making of this commercial."

Sign at ice skating rink:
"Caution: Ice may be slippery."

Sign at rollerskating rink:
"Please do not skate on floor without skates."

Bathroom weight scale:
"Reccomended use; one at a time."

new Hangover pills;
"Caution: do not take with alcohol."

Memory pills:
"Directions: Take 3 every 4 hours every 2 days for 9 weeks."

AlkalineOmen
02-01-2004, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Lika Laruku

Container of catnip:
"product not tested on animals"

lol that 1 is funny
i wonder what they did test it on :confused:

Youlikeyams?
02-01-2004, 05:14 PM
...exactly.

ES-CAPY! Hmm...look's like escape.

I AM THE KING OF RANDOMNESS!


sorry.

Well, I say summit in a toy store today for a skateboard.

WARNING: Do not attempt to skateboard without board.

OK. I'll shut up now.

Youlikeyams?
02-01-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Weeman
Okay firstly, it's spelt ammonia.
Secondly, ammonia acid?



This pedantism was brought to you by me.

Ammonia acid? Hmmm.....neutral ammonia. Tasty. And tongue-tanging.

Greenboy
02-01-2004, 11:49 PM
On "celebrations" sweet boxes, on the bottom of the box there is a warning that says: "Do not read whilst box is open!"

floatingfish
03-01-2004, 08:36 PM
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

floatingfish
03-01-2004, 08:39 PM
Funny Instructions


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


taken from www.funnyjunk.com youve gotta give them some credit!!!

floatingfish
03-01-2004, 08:49 PM
does anyone know any good funny picture etc. sites thanks

chompisen
03-01-2004, 08:56 PM
i once buyed a packed of gum that sayed WARNING : contains small parts and can be poisones O.o i didnt eat that gum

floatingfish
03-01-2004, 08:58 PM
funny:)
what kinda gum was it??

Digga
03-01-2004, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by floatingfish
funny:)
what kinda gum was it??

wrigleys rat poison :D

floatingfish
03-01-2004, 09:02 PM
lol

floatingfish
03-01-2004, 09:03 PM
i know im (I'm) totally changing the subject just 4 (for) 1 (one) sec (second) but what is whith (with) th (the) money like (no need for "like". Use a full stop) ive (I've) got £6 pounds and youve ("you've" well done on selecting the right word though) got over £100!!! what do ya (I'll let this one slide but it should be "you") do wif (with) it:confused:

chompisen
03-01-2004, 09:03 PM
some turkish gum

rabid anarchist
05-01-2004, 12:49 AM
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

yellow_people
05-01-2004, 06:52 PM
on the bottom of a microwave meal:
Do not turn upside down

Pee
05-01-2004, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by rabid anarchist
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

quoted for truth
:)

Weeman
05-01-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Pee
Originally posted by rabid anarchist
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue quoted for truth
:) Quoted for emphasis.

chompisen
05-01-2004, 07:31 PM
That happend to me once in a old game

Mætlöaff
05-01-2004, 08:12 PM
I think that the point of that is that it pauses for you so that you can reconnect your keyboard, and then press f1 to unpause.

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Shpox
06-01-2004, 11:52 AM
while at a gas station staring at the huge gas thing saying "Flamable gas and underneath it saying caution.. very flammable.

yellow_people
06-01-2004, 06:44 PM
stupidity isn't such a bad thing- just very, very funny

Playbus
07-01-2004, 05:01 PM
Error from Windows XP, yesterday.....

"Error closing program - program is already closed"

Hmmm.

Dødens Knekt
07-01-2004, 05:04 PM
In half life I used to get
Critical Error x0E: No Error

HiTmAN
07-01-2004, 05:08 PM
scary thing was, i actually got these errors :eek:

NAHTMMM
08-01-2004, 05:11 AM
A lovely lovely lovely site that happens to have a very nice collection of warning signs

http://frogstar.com/pics/pics.warnings/index.asp


:D

Night Eagle
09-01-2004, 05:46 AM
NAHTMMM
Thanks, now I can put the eightfitty one in my sig :)

...uhmmm...I think I'll make the pic smaller, sorry...

*later*

There, 1/4 the size, 0/4 the credit...I forgot the site... :)

Hiddenpower
09-01-2004, 03:20 PM
This is off a packet for some watch batteries:

"GB/USA: Only remove battery immediately before use. protective covering will automatically be removed."

For USA: If swallowed, promptly see a doctor. Have a doctor's call: (202)625 -33 33 collect."


Now either it's saying people in GB shouldn't see a doctor about it or it's insulting american customers intelligence by assuming they have no common sense.

nifty
09-01-2004, 09:08 PM
[Edit: oops forgot to attach an actual image]

Not really stupid... but it was funny at the time.

This was at a school I once went to on an open day (it's called Lady Manners or something like that):
http://www.angelfire.com/games4/1up/Photo_27_.jpg

chompisen
09-01-2004, 09:37 PM
what is that sign attached to?

nifty
09-01-2004, 10:06 PM
A door. I think it's *actually* meant to mean no *fire* escape. I'm really not sure though.

Here is an error I got as a punishment from God for buying the game "Planetside". Just to make this post less spammy.http://www.angelfire.com/games4/1up/bloodyplanetside.jpg

Scribe
10-01-2004, 02:16 AM
on a silly string can bottle it says shake well before use. look at the directions it says do not shake this product too hard or too fast. may result in compression or liquid string....lol...

smurfIE
10-01-2004, 11:08 AM
I was in a pet shop looking for bacon flavoured treats for my dog, picked up a pack of treats called Bacon ************** <I dont want to get in trouble with them! and it said on the back,

"Dogs dont know its not bacon!"

smurfIE
10-01-2004, 11:12 AM
I just got my xmas pressie off a friend. its a game called shocking roulette. if u want to know how it works, repie to this and ill explain,. but basicaly, it emmits the same shock as if u take the bit out of an electric lighter and shocks your finger. the warning lable reads:
CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF YOU USE A PACEMAKER

smurfIE
10-01-2004, 11:19 AM
On White Spirits:
Drinking a large ammount of the contained liquid will result in death.

Now you tell me!?

HiTmAN
10-01-2004, 01:09 PM
triple post!?

please use the little "edit" button next time

chompisen
10-01-2004, 01:53 PM
your acceptance to this invitation could not to be sent!

Youlikeyams?
11-01-2004, 05:57 PM
immature as I am...I don;t get it.

Hels
13-01-2004, 02:02 PM
well, well well well. The stupid warning labels have relieved at least a small part of the boredom that is school. Thanks kids. Clean up. Boosh, w00t. Later days, Hels xxx

weebl
13-01-2004, 03:58 PM
threads turning to shit. locked.