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[squealpiggy]

OK then Carling cup: Why do Manchester City suck so much? Dammit I am tired of bloody well losing!

[ZekeyLizard]

Why did you close the old thread Mr.Skoo?

[cow_cop]

i was wondering the same thing zekey.

[Mystical Parrot]

i blame ash!

happy?

[fishymcfish]

the most popular thread i ever made, ruined :nana:

oh well, on with the pics

[Stealer-of-Pie]

Skoo, did you make "Sorry"?

[cow_cop]

i think that you should change the thread starters name for fishy.

[Death]

can u still get i blame ash t shirts?

[William Wallace]

*hides behind Skoo* yes you can. They're in the W&B shop. I think I'll get one for a mate's birthday.

[Micky]

Originally posted by squealpiggy
OK then Carling cup: Why do Manchester City suck so much? Dammit I am tired of bloody well losing!

You'll notice that apart from the 'big three' pretty much every other premiership club are distinctly average this season. Trouble is, very few teams now are playing for anything at the moment (i.e. no relegation fight at present, and only one of three clubs will win it). Sure, there's that fourth champions league spot, and 5th and 6th for Uefa (which of course is a nothing cup, which is why we chose to go out in the first round ;)), but no-one seems particularly bothered about them.

[Tommuz]

Bah Division 1 much more fun... some how... well the team i support certainly are a load of fun. Tis like watching a good TV drama with all the ups and downs. We always manage good Cup run, altho we sucked last nite. Not gonna say who i support tho as i get the shit ripped out of me enuf as it is by me mates :P

[squealpiggy]

City played really well in division one, then last season they played really good Division 1 football, which of course was not good enough for the Premiership. This season they have been playing average Premiership football... hmm.

[oppernaR]

ARGH!!!!!!!!!

Where are the pics? Stop talking about !@#$guys running after a !@#$ piece of leather filled with air!!!

That is NOT manly!

[cow_cop]

i agree with opernar, lets get on with the pics.

[Micky]

Originally posted by oppernaR
Where are the pics? Stop talking about !@#$guys running after a !@#$ piece of leather filled with air!!!

That is NOT manly!

OUT! OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Oh, wait, you're not in my h... sorry!

Seriously though, football is an integral part of the male psyche. It's somewhat of a holy trinity type thing: football, beer and women, try giving up one and you'll go craaaaazy ;)

[terrrbite]

Spoon Girl (she loves her spoons)

[leeroy]

ARSENAL!!!!!

[ZekeyLizard]

I am now officially blind.
Thank you Terrorbite.
Thank you.
:rolleyes:

[BlueHippo]

my spoon is too big. my SPOON, is TOO BIG!

sorry thats the 1st thing i thought of when i saw that.

[terrrbite]

You're all just jealous cause Spoon Girl is going out with me, and not you guys :p

[BlueHippo]

thats exactly it -sigh- your a lucky man, you and spoon, wow, what a hot couple :D

[terrrbite]

Spoon Girl has let me post one more pic of her for the time being.

We're really the guys aren't we? Yarr!

[PoofBird]

i love your drawings, terrorbite

[terrrbite]

They are not drawings. They are genuine photos of my girlfriend, which have been touched up in Paint.

[BlueHippo]

hehe, the speech bubble wraps around her boobies [/4 year old]

[fishingfrog]

http://ruffryderzilla1.onestop.net/pics/SusanLori.JPG

[terrrbite]

Final pic.

Me and Spoon Girl. She is gonna kill me.

I say, what spiffing knockers. Tally ho!

[Dødens Knekt]

http://www.bamva.com/

loads of pretty girls

[terrrbite]

Here is a pic of my current love, Alex Lovell (pun unavoidable).

My signed pic arrived today. Yay!

Spot the candle shaped like Santa which is propping it up :)

[squealpiggy]

Football is damn well awesome and if you don't like it then you may as well come straight out and admit it: You like some other sport.

I like sport a lot because it is healthy, competitive and gets you women ;)

[gopherboy]

Colymbosathon ecplecticos - Which part do you think means large penis? I want to put it on a t-shirt :D

[Link]

Probally eplictimos word:weebl:

[SemiCircle]

the kolymbosathon bit means "swimmer"
ekplectikos means "scary", in a sort of suprising way.

so its name means "startlingly good swimmer".
no large willy in there, sorry.

[Hydralisk]

( . ) . ) mmm... tities!

Unfortunetly, I don't have any pics of luvly Voman...... aah well.....

[Tommuz]

Pity scotland aren't in that group. would really top it off. Its still a good group tho. gonna b a lot of fun seing how that turns out :D

[squealpiggy]

France
England
Switzerland
Croatia

Group B.

Wha!?

Oh right, 2006.

Hmm. It will be tricky to get to watch that as I will be in Canada.

Well don't rule out Poland, Wales I don't think will pose much of a threat, the others are pretty bad, especially Northern Ireland. Top two per group qualify so I guess that we would probably go through unless Wales really were surprising.

Edit:

I just checked who Canada were playing, they're playing Belize. I didn't even know Belize had a country let alone a football team!

[Tommuz]

Actually England's group only 1 go thru cos there are 6 teams in there. Some other groups have 7 so 2 will go through. So really England have got a reason to worry cos it could quite easily be Poland who go thru in that group

[cow_cop]

please....do not post anything else with spoon girl. you made me vomit right onto the computer screen.

[Tommuz]

Originally posted by skoo
It'll end on goal difference then :eek:

Well if we can pull of a win against Poland and of course all the others we should b fine. No doubt we'll draw 0-0 with Poland just to make things exciting as usual :rolleyes:

[terrrbite]

please....do not post anything else with spoon girl.

Pff.

[cow_cop]

if you can post junky drawings you made when you were stoned, so can i!

[Dr-Electro]

Manly stuff, eh? Jungle fighting, hand-to-hand. DIY auto repair. Private detective work. Nekkid wimmens!!! Beer. Prostate cancer. Hunting live animals. Nekkid Wimmens!!! Drag racing, even though there are some awesome women drivers. Spitting contests. Cow-chip throwing. More beer. Nekkid Wimmens!!! Professional Wrestling, but only for true rednecks. Reality TV that features women with big breasts and no brains. Weird Al Yanckovic. Beer tasting contests. Nekkid Wimmens!!! Hardboiled detective stories. Jumping ditches in old pickup trucks. Impromptu boxing matches in back alleys. More and better beers. Nekkid Wimmens!!

And:

http://people.freenet.de/cateyesangel/popup/bottom_1.jpg

Not a huge picture, but nice.

[William Wallace]

Originally posted by Dr-Electro
Manly stuff, eh? Jungle fighting, hand-to-hand. DIY auto repair. Private detective work. Nekkid wimmens!!! Beer. Prostate cancer. Hunting live animals. Nekkid Wimmens!!! Drag racing, even though there are some awesome women drivers. Spitting contests. Cow-chip throwing. More beer. Nekkid Wimmens!!! Professional Wrestling, but only for true rednecks. Reality TV that features women with big breasts and no brains. Weird Al Yanckovic. Beer tasting contests. Nekkid Wimmens!!! Hardboiled detective stories. Jumping ditches in old pickup trucks. Impromptu boxing matches in back alleys. More and better beers. Nekkid Wimmens!!

And:

http://people.freenet.de/cateyesangel/popup/bottom_1.jpg

Not a huge picture, but nice.

OI! You fergot the TIG OLE BITTIES!

[oppernaR]

Originally posted by skoo
You SO forgot lasers and night vision

Thermovision SO beats nightvision on any level! But nothing beats lasers though...

[b_em]

And directional urine.

Generally directed towards walls of alleyways and pubs, although on occasion there's always the old 'wardrobe / sock drawer' fiasco after a truly memorable night.

[oppernaR]

I directed it towards the Gelredome in Arnhem (holland) last night, it's nice to piss on footballstadiums.

[b_em]

you see, being female, I really am disabled in the directional urine scores. The best I've ever managed was pissing all over my friend's legs, and thats only because we hadn't accounted for the tide when we took a shifty wee break in newquay.


:D gotta love women.

[Beef Magic]

I would.

But.

They don't like me.

:)

[SemiCircle]

thermovision's bloody useless for looking at anything other than creatures, and if you wrap yourself entirely in tinfoil then it can't see you at all. handy for seeing people through walls, though. i myself would rather have nightvision: it's a bit more general-purpose.

[Dødens Knekt]

cred to anyone who knows what movie this is from
starlight aint good enough, switching to thermal

[bovine warlord]

hmmm, this is getting kind of boring. no one is posting pics. *yawn*

[squealpiggy]

Originally posted by SemiCircle
thermovision's bloody useless for looking at anything other than creatures, and if you wrap yourself entirely in tinfoil then it can't see you at all. handy for seeing people through walls, though. i myself would rather have nightvision: it's a bit more general-purpose.

Tinfoil though is a particularly crap material for making camouflage! Unless you are hiding in a shiny silver jungle...

Bovine: Post some pics then. Like this one:

[Mungo]

Originally posted by squealpiggy
Tinfoil though is a particularly crap material for making camouflage! Unless you are hiding in a shiny silver jungle

or hiding your brainwaves from mind control

deflector beanie (http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html)

[wyrd_fish]

Originally posted by Dødens Knekt
cred to anyone who knows what movie this is from
starlight aint good enough, switching to thermal

isn't that that seals film with teh sniper called god

[Dødens Knekt]

cred to wyrd_fish for knowing what movie the cool line was from

[William Wallace]

has anyone ever seen the movie Flesh for the Beast?

It's about succubi(female demons)that eat people. Horribly. They trap men into thinking they are beautiful women, then turn into ugly demons, tear their guts out and eat them. It put me off of shining the rocket for a week.

[Greg]

I'll make sure to pass on that movie, thanks for the info.

[Dødens Knekt]

incubi = male form of succubi
now you know

and everyone should see erasorhead... by far the sickest, most disturbing and disgusting movie I've ever seen... twice...

I saw it a second time yesterday, even worse than the first time...

[ez_cle_otis]

I heard the baby in that movie gives you nightmares ;)

http://www.bikini.com/images/sm/jennifer/portfolio/jennifer_167_screen.jpg

[Dødens Knekt]

Originally posted by ez_cle_otis
I heard the baby in that movie gives you nightmares ;)

...chicken will never taste the same again...

I wont say more than that

[Wally]

MUAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!

[Wally]

Originally posted by William Wallace
has anyone ever seen the movie Flesh for the Beast?

It's about succubi(female demons)that eat people. Horribly. They trap men into thinking they are beautiful women, then turn into ugly demons, tear their guts out and eat them. It put me off of shining the rocket for a week.
don't succubi rape?
they probably have another job now..

[squealpiggy]

http://www.allposters.com/images/34/003_LIVTYLEBPS.jpg

Mmmmmmm.

[Greg]

Damnit Wally, now I have to pick the vomit from my keyboard, wtf kind of picture is that, hahahaha.

And what is an erasorhead? Is it that bad? Where can I find it, because I need to get a bunch of people together, get really drunk, and watch it.

[Link]

I think this forum died...

[squealpiggy]

Liv revived it with her elven magic and shapely legs.

[itchy]

quite correct, link.

[Dødens Knekt]

Originally posted by Mullet
And what is an erasorhead? Is it that bad? Where can I find it, because I need to get a bunch of people together, get really drunk, and watch it.

See the movie to figure out what an erasorhead is. It's not bad, it's creepy, but if you're drunk and have your friends around you I'm afraid it wont have that special effect on you.

If you're hungover, alone and kinda sleepy when you see it your mental defence is likely to be down and you'll get a real horrorkick...

I have the video, but my VCR is b0rken, so I downloaded the movie from the internet and burned it onto a CD.

remember that for the rest of you who havn't bought the movie downloading it is ILLEGAL...

[squealpiggy]

It's not a great film for getting drunk and watching it with a crowd, you want Cannibal Holocaust for that. If you tried that with Eraserhead you'd all be like "double-you tee eff mate!"

[terrrbite]

Wooooo!

Got a personalised signed pic of Alex Lovell this morning in teh mail!

[Blackout]

Give me these three things and I can die happy:

1. Ducati 916, only in black.
http://www.ducati-kaemna.de/content/pic/kaemna955_gross.jpg

2. Dark Angel (Jessica Alba) to ride. The bike, I mean.
http://www.modelfreeview.com/pinuppage/jessica/alb12.jpg

3. Paul Reed Smith Dragon II. Worth about £15000. Only 50 ever made.
http://www.prsguitars.com/showcase/discontinued/images/dr2sd.jpg

[Lessthancosby]

I just got one of those. Crazy, arent they?

[Wally]

Originally posted by Mullet
Damnit Wally, now I have to pick the vomit from my keyboard, wtf kind of picture is that, hahahaha.

MUAHAHAHA!
A babe with the head of Stalin:twisted:

[Hydralisk]

Originally posted by Blackout
Give me these three things and I can die happy:

2. Dark Angel (Jessica Alba) to ride. The bike, I mean.
http://www.modelfreeview.com/pinuppage/jessica/alb12.jpg



OMG :eek: That looks sooo much like someone from my school!

Seriously, its like shes her clone or something!

having said that, brill pics all, keep 'em coming

[wyrd_fish]

Originally posted by Dødens Knekt
cred to wyrd_fish for knowing what movie the cool line was from

yeah... and i deserve it

that film rocks so much, with all the explosions and sniper rifels with power simmilar to that of your average tank...

[Blackout]

Originally posted by Hydralisk
OMG :eek: That looks sooo much like someone from my school!

Seriously, its like shes her clone or something!

having said that, brill pics all, keep 'em coming

Ok now breathe. You must tell me this: where is your school, and how can I get in?

[leeroy]

bit pissed so we did a very manly thing today voila tower of power

[terrrbite]

Tsk, underage drinkers :)

edit: and your alcopops

[Zip]

www.tommysbookmarks.com

pwnz0rs

[ZekeyLizard]

One day I will get really drunk.
And not just sloppy drunk, oh no.

I will be completely sloshed.
You would not like me when I am sloshed.
No, not at all.:evil:

[Fick]

Originally posted by leeroy bit pissed so we did a very manly thing today voila tower of power

manly??? but you're drinking smirnoff ice. And I can see a bottle of bacardi breezer, the most girly drink known to man.

You bunch of girls!

[Death]

they were the girl's bottles dunna fret.

[terrrbite]

manly??? but you're drinking smirnoff ice. And I can see a bottle of bacardi breezer, the most girly drink known to man.

No no. Archers Aqua is the most girly... peach flavour especially.

[Death]

^ absolute talent. what is her name (all i can assume is fernanda) i do not recognise her :/.

[terrrbite]

http://disgustipated.gaming-hell.co...da/fernanda.htm

*Adds to Favourites...*

[leeroy]

indeed those drinks belonged to the ladys, i only had one beer, i dont need booze to have a good time.

and she is FIT

[fat bear]

true

[Ouroboros]

:D

[Ouroboros]

Sorry for the double post, but how could we forget:

[PieKaos]

Mmm...Keira Knightly....words can't even describe her...

[eejit]

http://www.kkwavefront.com/kmr/candids/2003-07-01/newscom/ti-WENN002349.jpg
(big)

***sigh***

[SillyHatsOnly]

Originally posted by PieKaos
Mmm...Keira Knightly....words can't even describe her...

its true.


may i please join the thread? no im not a man. but... im going to end up reading this anyways if there are really boobies, as stated.

[squealpiggy]

You can join the thread of course. We're not misogynists...

Mmmmm Kiera Knightley.

[SillyHatsOnly]

Well, in that case:

My favorite playboy bunny.
http://www.kailayu.com/images/photo_gallery/17.jpg
Kaila Yu
<3

[terrrbite]

Mmm...Keira Knightly....words can't even describe her...

Indeed.
She was so hot in Bend It Like Beckham.
http://www.kkwavefront.com/kmr/movies/bilb/outnow/20.jpg
http://www.kkwavefront.com/kmr/movies/bilb/foxsearchlight/image6.jpg

[Hezzy]

http://planetside-universe.com/forums/images/smilies/banana_hitit.gif

[Link]

Yeah shes nice. sorry i cant find any pic of any1:weebl:

[SillyHatsOnly]

Originally posted by skoo
Amy Lee from Evanescence.


Please help me find more pics of her!

hell yes.


and i had trouble finding pics of her myself. there are some pretty good ones on their site

[squealpiggy]

I would never tire of b**ming her ;)

[terrrbite]

The lovely Cat Deeley (she makes me do a sex wee), the Cameron Diaz and the beautiful Rachel Stevens (I would love to stick my wet in her).

http://www.terrorbite.com/misc/deeley.jpg
http://www.terrorbite.com/misc/diaz.jpg
http://www.terrorbite.com/misc/stevens.jpg

[oppernaR]

Originally posted by skoo
JACKPOT:

http://www.allstarz.org/~amylee/pictures.htm

\o/ for your taste in women!!

[Tofufi]

oooooh
http://www.fhm.com/img/girls/rachelstevens/large/5.jpg

[fishymcfish]

so would I

[ZekeyLizard]

Oh Please!
Laaa-deeeee frickin' da!


Here is the epitome of hotness.
http://www.cliphoto.com/super1/banks02.jpg

Perhaps one day I shall have thee....when I am rich and not so hideous...oh cruel fate!

[Tofufi]

oooh again
http://members.fortunecity.com/oops52/rachel_stevens211121.jpg

[ZekeyLizard]

Neccesity?

I'll give you Neccesity!!!!
http://www.cliphoto.com/super1/banks04.jpg


Oh.....yeah.....



Skoo banana

[Tofufi]

you mean you actually read it?
i was looking elsewhere....

[Dødens Knekt]

not sure id this was posted in old thread

its an old joke

but still funny

[Feral_Wolve]

Ya really good...::drooling::


::swiming in drool::

[Sharp]

can't see it......

[ash]

hmmm lana

http://evoluted.net/stuff/hotties/lana.jpg

[Greg]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38051000/jpg/_38051104_kellyosbourne.jpg

Kelly Osbourne is so, so...

Oh my damn she's ugly.

*VOMITS*

[ash]

http://evoluted.net/stuff/hotties/kiera.jpg

http://evoluted.net/stuff/hotties/kiera1.jpg

[William Wallace]

Originally posted by ash
http://evoluted.net/stuff/hotties/kiera.jpg

http://evoluted.net/stuff/hotties/kiera1.jpg

I would...

[Garg]

She has perfect boobs in my book.

Quite small and very very VERY scrumtious.

Yum

[seaempty]

She's the epitome of perfection in my opinion.

[squealpiggy]

She's minging, you don't want her. I'm desperate enough... I'll take her off your hands!;)

[terrrbite]

Very nice Kiera Knightley pics

[Cherokee Red]

quite nice. reminds a bit of Natalie Portman (just a tad)
i have a few pics of her, but not on this pc.
i'll try & get some though

[katox]

Originally posted by William Wallace
I would...

I think everyone would...




Ooh lady -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohisla.jpg

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohisla1.jpg

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohisla2.jpg

Just make her a tiny bit fatter please. :)

[Cherokee Red]

WOOOoooo. Katox you rule \o/ Isla fisher is sooo hot.
I only hav a couple of pics on this pc, the rest are on my old one.
the ones u posted r the ones i have.

[katox]

Thanks. :) Can't remember if we've had this lady yet. -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohkirsten.jpg

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohkirsten1.jpg

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohkirsten2.jpg

[Death]

i luv u kat :)

[eleanor]

Men! Answer me a question (might seem a simple and obvious answer, but i'm having a debate with someone about it.)

Do computer-created artwork images such as this one (Aribeth from Neverwinter Nights) arouse the sex thoughts in the men? Would this count as (rather soft) porn? My mate's arguing that photos can be porn but art can't ever count as porn and I disagree.
(Please don't just reply with comments like "I'd hit it", I'd like some answers. :) )

[terrrbite]

Art can be porn to some people.

There is hentai for a start, but given that you can create photorealistic people using computers... hmm I dunno.

It wouldn't be anywhere near the same as a real woman of course.

[eleanor]

Well, the mate in question argues that as Aribeth is an elf, this is neutral fantasy art. I say, the only difference between that and a woman clad in leather looking orgasmic is the pointy ears. Computer techniques make very realistic art nowadays. To me, that image seems to have been created with its main purpose being titillation. Going by the Oxford English Dictionary, that makes it porn...

[terrrbite]

Its a good question.

If I saw a hardcore "cartoon" video, that might be... interesting, but softcore or still images, I wouldn't look twice. It'd just be art.

[eleanor]

Thanks for the help. damn, it would appear that my mate wins the argument... I think technically it is porn, but not as the 21st century knows it. Meh! :)

[terrrbite]

Ah porn...
*searches round computer*

[Feral_Wolve]

id hit it...

[eleanor]

*shun!* :p

[scram]

Originally posted by katox
Thanks. :) Can't remember if we've had this lady yet. -
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohkirsten2.jpg
I will to be marry her fs!

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0204/29/dunststoryth.jpg
:isay: someone's smuggling raisins!

http://www.realm-o-tigger.com/kirsten/pictures/kirsten23.jpg
grrrr baby GRRRR!!!

http://www.realm-o-tigger.com/kirsten/pictures/newhotkirsten14.jpg

Two words: Spuh Laff

[squealpiggy]

the word pornography comes from Greek

Porno = prostitute
graphos = writing

The first pornography predates photography by thousands of years, being pictures intended to titillate, usually with some quasi religious significance so people can pretend that they are not pervs.

Nowadays people say that erotic drawings are "art" again so they can pretend to themselves that they are not pervs.

[William Wallace]

Originally posted by eleanor
Men! Answer me a question (might seem a simple and obvious answer, but i'm having a debate with someone about it.)

Do computer-created artwork images such as this one (Aribeth from Neverwinter Nights) arouse the sex thoughts in the men? Would this count as (rather soft) porn? My mate's arguing that photos can be porn but art can't ever count as porn and I disagree.
(Please don't just reply with comments like "I'd hit it", I'd like some answers. :) )

Oi, if it's a human Female and it has shapely Arse, Tits, and C*nt, i would.

Porn is a type of art, you know. Just thought you should know. Harems in the old days were always well-decorated with art that would be considered porno nowaday.

Of course, it depends on if you consider naked wimmens or blokes porn, or a couple going at it.

I consider a couple going at it porn. Tits or an erect willy is not porn(or that bonjour monsieur video is porn :) )

[eleanor]

Originally posted by squealpiggy
the word pornography comes from Greek

Porno = prostitute
graphos = writing

The first pornography predates photography by thousands of years, being pictures intended to titillate, usually with some quasi religious significance so people can pretend that they are not pervs.

Nowadays people say that erotic drawings are "art" again so they can pretend to themselves that they are not pervs.
That's my point of view as well. I looked up the word "pornography" in the online Oxford English Dictionary and found, as part of the definition, "...the expression or suggestion of obscene or unchaste subjects in literature or art; pornographic literature or art. Also qualified by hard or soft, with reference to hard core (b) s.v. HARD a. 23b, soft core s.v. SOFT a. 29, to denote pornography of a more, or less, obscene kind."

[scram]

Debate? :(

*Scrambled counters with Tara Reid!

http://fhm.com/img/girls/tarareid/large/7.jpg

:D

[MissConsumed]

Hmm...she'd fail the pencil test.

[ash]

the question is would you though?

[jimeh]

Yeah butwe all still would wouldnt we.

[Lewiji]

Jesus christ her eyes! Arrrrrgh!

[Sharp]

her eyes look.....freaky

[Feral_Wolve]

ID HIT IT WITH SUCH A FERROSITY SHE WOULDNT KNOW WHAT HIT HER!!! then id skul fuck her eyes out....


>i be a sick skank<

[katox]

I agree with skoo. Her eyes do look they have been painted on. Just nasty. Too much computer playing with there.


Bad quality piccys (:(), but there is just something about redheads -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohamy.jpg

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohamy1.jpg

[ash]

mine

[freddiestarfish]

:(
no ash, mine

[oppernaR]

no, mine!

[Anti - Squirrel]

No mine!!! and my Wife's!!!

[Zip]

ooh me likes this lady

[Feral_Wolve]

YES

[leeroy]

id bang her

[wyrd_fish]

what the software company???

PS her face looks like its made of plastc...

[BlueHippo]

i bet it wouldnt be the only thing on her made of plastic.

[MissConsumed]

Originally posted by ash
the question is would you though?

nope :p

[katox]

Her nipples appear to be stuck on top of her tits. No nipples poke up skywards like that, very dodgy repositioning by the surgeon there. :/ At least go for something vaguely natural boys. :rolleyes:

Found this lady in the paper today, bit of posh, ooh er.

:D

-

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohworth.jpg

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/oohworth1.jpg


Hope you like her. :)

[Feral_Wolve]

good one hippo

i think shes hot but hey im a horny crack slut

[Dr M]

Very nice pictures, you guys, keep up the good work.

[AnG3L]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!

[cheesy demon]

*odd sounding noises in background* hey!! whos doin that?? skoo what did i tell you about doing that in the forums? :p

[Zip]

YOU CANT HEAR HIM, DUMMIE!

[cheesy demon]

sure i can! i have amazing psychic powers!

[scram]

This needs bumping before it falls off the front page of pap

http://www.fhm.com/girls/sexiestresults2003/img/large/14.jpg

The REAL reason 24 is sop popular

[itchy]

mmm. very nice.

[AnG3L]

i love boobies.. MmMmMmm

[BlueHippo]

who doesnt love boobies?

[el_diablo5711]

Originally posted by Micky
You'll notice that apart from the 'big three' pretty much every other premiership club are distinctly average this season. Trouble is, very few teams now are playing for anything at the moment (i.e. no relegation fight at present, and only one of three clubs will win it). Sure, there's that fourth champions league spot, and 5th and 6th for Uefa (which of course is a nothing cup, which is why we chose to go out in the first round ;)), but no-one seems particularly bothered about them.

Too true... I am particularly bothered by my team, liverpool's, playing this season.... i am saddened that manchester utd are again at top... :(

[Tofufi]

Im the only person on these |Forums to support Charlton... (probably) but has anyone noticed the way they go up and down?
they also seem to do better against people who they should lose to, and have really embarassing defeats... :(

[squealpiggy]

Same with Man City. Apart from the "do better" bit.

[Zip]

i certainly would

[wyrd_fish]

would what???

beat her with a stick???

PS she is not, i repeat, NOT attractive

[leeroy]

that boiler looks a little dangerous

[moog]

Originally posted by leeroy
that boiler looks a little dangerous

what about the big thing behind her?

i missed the comedy awards? damn

[cheesy demon]

behold the new 5 star rating of this thread. *gazes at the pretty stars* *wanders off*

[William Wallace]

Originally posted by AnG3L
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!

Well, well, well fucking well. cans!

[GuS]

:D

[Tofufi]

Originally posted by wyrd_fish

PS she is not, i repeat, NOT attractive

:D
has anyone seen the Charlton vs. chelsea score? scary isnt it.
apparently charlon have lost more home games than anyone else in the prem, and they are still in the top half.

[wyrd_fish]

this last post confuced me... the comment and the quote had little to do with each other...

were you just quoting for the hell of it or the emphisize a point???

[Zip]

well how about this:

[Tofufi]

Originally posted by wyrd_fish
this last post confuced me... the comment and the quote had little to do with each other...

were you just quoting for the hell of it or the emphisize a point???
they were on two subjects.... maybe a little confusing, sorry.:(

[leeroy]

Originally posted by skoo
She looks rather oily

yes maybe she works in a candle factory

[scram]

Originally posted by mmm.. pie
:D
has anyone seen the Charlton vs. chelsea score? scary isnt it.
apparently charlon have lost more home games than anyone else in the prem, and they are still in the top half.

I think you'll be finding you want to stfu right about now.

Heh, the first half was a cracking match - a true derby with both teams playing hard. The second half was basically Chelsea making a tactical video on "How not to defend." I was frankly appalled at the lowest standard of defending I've seen of Chelsea for months. Charlton deserved the win simply for that fact. Gudjohnsson was a nice addition to the second half but was the only spark of animation in the side.

For shame.

Anyone got any predictions for the January transfer window?

[scram]

Heard something about them having 15 mil for the transfer window. It just seems silly for them to spend it when they only have a caretaker manager till the end of the season. They'd be better off saving it till their new manager comes in and can have something to play with.

In the meantime they need to pick up their charisma. Poyet (ex-Chelsea :)) is pretty much the only passionate player out there.

I don't want to see Spurs slip down, but they've got some work to do in the second half of the season.

[Ratboy+cheese]

*dnaces to the music*
nice one skoo.

[itchy]

but it's only on the last page!

heh heh. nice one!

[Ratboy+cheese]

god, where did you get that tune? I mst get it! it makes me laugh every time i come on this page.

[itchy]

when i was cecking who posted just now (ratboy+cheese), i came in here, laughed, then read that ratboy+cheese laughs too.

i'm glaad i'm not the only one/

[Ratboy+cheese]

aha! I know the url of it now. i also know the embedding code, but I'm guessing it wouldn't let me. i must try it on CDHinteractive * scurries of*
oh, it's at:
http://www.skoo.nildram.co.uk/amigos.swf

[Tikky]

Originally posted by skoo
*puts some music into this thread*

<embed src="http://www.skoo.nildram.co.uk/amigos.swf" quality=high width="0" height="0">

I hear nothing :(

Edit: some fool turned the volume down on my speakers !

:bb: :bb: :bb: :bb: :mushroom: :mushroom:

[wyrd_fish]

aww...

just go to http://www.skoo.nildram.co.uk/amigos.swf

you goatta love it...

[Fick]

Originally posted by skoo
Tara Reid

Is that her out of the film? Can't remember what it was called, but involved lots of american college types trying to get laid. Probably one of the american pies, or possibly road trip...

[Markeh]

ive been on this page about 5 minutes and ive officially gone insane :/

the music just goes over and over and over and over and over......

[Fick]

Originally posted by Markeh
ive been on this page about 5 minutes and ive officially gone insane :/

the music just goes over and over and over and over and over......

And that is why only special people can make threads play music!

[Weeman]

Hurrah for the black dot.

[Zip]

i think this chick is really pretty:

http://www.mischabarton.net/mbimages/exclusive/pics-exc2.jpg

http://www.mischabarton.net/mbimages/exclusive/

thats some more of her

[squealpiggy]

Yes. She makes you want to kiss her and then introduce her to your mother.

[squealpiggy]

Hubba hubba!

http://www.claireforlani.com

Hubba hubba hubba!

[Markeh]

mmmm american pie girls

[Zip]

i like the girls on the far right and left

they are more normal than the other two

[squealpiggy]

I fancy Alysson Hannigan the most but she doesn't look thebest in swimwear.

[Markeh]

i think she looks so fine in that picture, i love it on buffy when she gets it on with the other girls, whos with me :D

[Anti - Squirrel]

Is it just me or did anyone else find her really attractive when She got possessed and her pupils went huuuuuuge?

No?

Oh dear. That's rather worrying. :confused:

[Mystical Parrot]

no alyson hannigan is teh sex and even more so with teh big pupils and black hair

[squealpiggy]

Originally posted by Markeh
i think she looks so fine in that picture, i love it on buffy when she gets it on with the other girls, whos with me :D

Not me I'm with Alyson and the other girls ;)

[Zip]

WHEW!

damn!

[oppernaR]

Originally posted by Zip
WHEW!

damn!

That is one darn fine lady... I'd like one please!

[Zip]

i get it ALL from

http://www.tommys-bookmarks.com/babes.shtml

best pr0n site on the net

[Digga]

Happy new year ;)

http://www.uue.nm.ru/Merphology/Pic/2004.jpg

[Zip]

is it just me or is that ass enormously large?

[KnucklzPlugDog]

Here I am, just discovered Mischa Barton, who is deliciously fruity yummy, and I have this annoying Seventies disco hook playing over and over and OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER WHILE I'M TRYING TO LOOK AT HER PICTURES!!!!

Curse you, skoo.

[Zip]

mmm.... Mischa Barton.....

mmmmmm...

[terrrbite]

mmmm american pie girls

Mena Suvari (Heather) was my definitely my fave in the first movie, personality and looks wise, although I didn't like her as much as in the second and third.

She is the nicest in that pic you posted imo.

[ash]

http://evoluted.net/stuff/hotties/ameliaandjane1.jpg


*bump*

[1.5 Pie]

Thanks a lot Ash. Now I feel like wacking off, but I can't because my computer is in my living room. :(

[1.5 Pie]

Hey, I have an idea, when everyones gone I'll print the pic off then I'll wack it in my room. So thank you for bringing these very sexy women into my life. Store point for you.

[Fick]

Originally posted by 1.5 Pie
Hey, I have an idea, when everyones gone I'll print the pic off then I'll wack it in my room. So thank you for bringing these very sexy women into my life. Store point for you.

Thanks for sharing that lovely piece of information.

[PlasticVicar]

Needs no words to describe

[Zip]

crazy azn

always gotta be drawn...........

[Markeh]

nope she is real, she was in 2Fast 2Furious

also sarah michelle gellar is fine :D check it out

http://www.corriere.it/speciali/bacio/bacio.jpg

http://www.allstarz.org/smg/s3a.jpg

http://dudleyd33.tripod.com/geller.jpg

http://www.wolfpackproductions.com/BTVS/gellar2.jpg

that'll do for now

[NBGreenDay]

Keiras only been photographed topless once I think....cant remember the flick, its on zipperfish.com

[oppernaR]

Originally posted by ash
http://evoluted.net/stuff/hotties/ameliaandjane1.jpg


*bump*

Thank you!!! I no longer blame you not will I stare at you...


Have better things to stare at now

[1.5 Pie]

Skoo, you always complain about my topics being off topic or something but this has nothing to do with weebl and bob. but i do enjoy the boobs. And don't get mad at me I'm a n00b :(

[Tommuz]

Originally posted by skoo
We wont be posting that pic in this thread, she is only 17 years old.

No she's not, she's 18, unless you meant in that picture of course

[Zip]

babe

[Zip]

remember the girl way back with the purple dress? here is a topless shot, her boob surgeon didnt do too well on those nipples, did they?

[1.5 Pie]

Oh, alright, sorry I'm n00b, don't hurt me. I'm a nice guy honest... :)

[Zin]

Originally posted by Zip
remember the girl way back with the purple dress? here is a topless shot, her boob surgeon didnt do too well on those nipples, did they?

I think she needs to sue her plastic surgeon

[1.5 Pie]

Originally posted by Zip
is it just me or is that ass enormously large?

yea, it's pretty big, but i LOVE big asses. I like curvy women. As long as they aint fat.

[MUG]

My mummy says porn rapes the mind

[NBGreenDay]

its how satan gets in your brain so he can eat it.

[Lessthancosby]

Teacher says a hen will lay eggs in your tummy if you look at it.

[mr jones]

now heres a site i can really enjoy!! weebl and bob + semi porn. that deserves a woo yay!

[Lessthancosby]

*Bump*

Hey, it was almost falling off the front page

[Mungo]

Originally posted by skoo
This is a thread for everything that men like

like motorcycles

[leeroy]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

oh my god i would brutaly murder someone for that bike!! i want a chopper when i come of age, just like the one peter fonda rides in easy rider

[DarkTrojan]

*bump*

http://www.westcoastchoppers.com

[Markeh]

this is the bike my dad had before some stupid south african wench knocked him off cos she was driving like a typical woman. tut tut (this is a lads thread so its ok to be sexist init?)

but anyway, it (was) a really sexy bike. i love it

[Markeh]

apologies for the double post but i wanted to post the picture of the bike that my uncle has, and that my dad wants to get, itsa suzuki GSX-R

v nice

[leeroy]

Originally posted by DarkTrojan
*bump*

http://www.westcoastchoppers.com

theres a harley deuce which made me cream i swear on that site, god i want that bike :notworthy

[Mungo]

jesse james is one of my gods

if i ever meet him i will buy him a pint


if only i had £80K lying around to get him to build me a bike

[Markeh]

ill have the pint instead, i think he can afford his own

[AnG3L]

BOOOOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEEEEES!
and i think the pic is awesome :D :D

[cheesy demon]

dam. nice bikes. and tits.

[mr jones]

*drools* she will be mine.

[AnG3L]

naaah.. she is all mine!

[GuS]

she's pretty

[mr jones]

*sigh why cant i have a pretty lady. or just a lady would be nice :(

[AnG3L]

her face is kinda.. errr i dunno

[Markeh]

really hot?

[AnG3L]

naaaaaaaah.. i dont like her :S

[mr jones]

its worth the wait :D

[Dr_nwa]

very nice.
very very nice. worth the waiting time in fact.
rated+ (not that you need it)