Worms

[Garg]

This animation in my eyes is the best on this site.

"I have just dropped a not significant amount of acid.
If you would follow me now into the drawing room where...
Oh... sorry, I thought my legs had turned to wood"

Pure f***in' class!!!

Please make more!

[Glimpse]

Well at the end it does promise a new episode called

Heroin: Harbringer of doom.

we can only wait and wonder

[Jeff The Jiff]

am i the only one who didnt 'get' this?

[Jarf]

Originally posted by Jeff The Jiff
am i the only one who didnt 'get' this?

Yes you are the only one, infact many people laughed when they read this post whilst thinking "He must be the only one". Then they laughed some more. Then they had some cereal and a little chortle and that was about it.

[freddiestarfish]

yes

you didnt get it at all.


and i will stop now before my eyes fall out

[Jeff The Jiff]

aww... :(

[Garg]

Originally posted by Jeff The Jiff
am i the only one who didnt 'get' this?

The "joke" in this is the absurd fact that a post english talking geezer takes hard drugs and trips about worms.

The absurdity of the line "Sorry, I thought my legs had turned to wood" just cracks me up.

[Mrs. Stabby]

I didn't get it either...and I still don't get the "Sorry, I thought my legs had turned to wood", part. :confused:

[xamnam]

LOL! He said his legs turned to wood? LOL!

[Unidan]

Can we have the full dialouge of what he's saying? The only line I could understand was "Sorry I thought my legs had turned to wood" x.X;;;

[Jeff The Jiff]

Originally posted by Unidan
Can we have the full dialouge of what he's saying? The only line I could understand was "Sorry I thought my legs had turned to wood" x.X;;;

yeeah, me too.
it kinda spoils the joke if you cant hear it the first time.

[Amanita]

Originally posted by Unidan
Can we have the full dialouge of what he's saying? The only line I could understand was "Sorry I thought my legs had turned to wood" x.X;;;

Okay, here's the transcription i just made. Some parts are a bit fuzzy, but the jyst of it should be pretty clear:

Good day to _____ and Lord Peter Feathering-Walthamstone We've gone to Feathering-Walthamstone Manor.

As the more astute of you may have noticed I just dropped a not insignificant ammount of acid.

Now, if you join me as we walk through to the drawing room and go out...

::thump::

Sorry, I thought my legs had turned to wood.


The wav of this is here (http://david.xirgo.com/worms.wav)

[Garg]

The whole point of the joke is that it's completely farcious and slapstick.

You not get slapstick?

Must be american.

[Mrs. Stabby]

I just don't understand what he means by "Sorry, I thought my legs had turned to wood."

Can someone please explain it without getting rude?

[ReAction]

He goes to walk into his living room and keeps his legs stiff and doesnt move them, and then falls backwards. and then explains that he did this because he thought his legs were wood and thus they couldnt move. Just one of those inexplicable random things that comes from weebl's mind.

Out of interest, does he say acid?

I thought he said 'I have dropped a not insignificant ammount of ashen.'

Which would make a lot more sense seeing as it's a cigar he's holding...

[Amanita]

ReAction,

First of all I'm not familar with any drug called "ashen", and second if it's a smoked drug as you insinuated then you wouldnt say you've dropped it now would you? That's reserved for drugs such as acid or XTC.

[xamnam]

did he burn a hole in his shoes?

[ReAction]

Originally posted by Amanita
ReAction,

First of all I'm not familar with any drug called "ashen", and second if it's a smoked drug as you insinuated then you wouldnt say you've dropped it now would you? That's reserved for drugs such as acid or XTC.

Um, you missed the point completely. Ashen is just another word for Ash. And a cigar as it burns, drops ash! So in holding the cigar out as it slowly burned, it dropped ash (ashen) all over the floor.

[Amanita]

Hmm... Somehow i doubt that. First off, he said that it was a not insignificant ammount of "ashen" (if that is indeed what he said). And he was holding a cigarette rather than a cigar as you said. A cigarette would have dropped a very insignificant ammount of "ashen" rather than a not insignificant ammount.

Also if it wasn't acid that he dropped, then I'm not sure how you would go about explaining the worms or his thinking that his legs had turned to wood... If he had taken acid then he would be tripping about the worms, had he not... the whole joke just falls apart had he said "ashen" rather than acid.

And last of all, is ashen english slang for ash? Becuase I've never heard the word ashen used in place of ash in my life. The word ashen means something that is composed of ash or resembling ash, in other words it's an adjective. An adjective can't be the direct object of a verb (in this case that would be "dropped").

[Panda_Lord]

Originally posted by Jeff The Jiff
am i the only one who didnt 'get' this?


No. I hated that sketch. I couldn't understand a word of it. If anyone would put up the script, I'd be very pleased.

[Amanita]

Originally posted by Panda_Lord
No. I hated that sketch. I couldn't understand a word of it. If anyone would put up the script, I'd be very pleased.

I did post it...earlier on in this thread actually...

[Garg]

It's acid.

You drop acid.

That's the term used by those of knowledge.

The reason he's holding a cigar is because he's posh.

And the "I thought my legs had turned to wood" is funny in the same way that Norman Wisdom running into a wall has cracked millions of people up for years!

Just if you don't like it you can stop posting here.

You're ruining my fap.

[Unidan]

Sorry, who's Norman Wisdom? ^^;; Teenage yank here, sorry. XD

[nimbleandwitty]

By golly! Norman Wisdom is a legend of the world of slapstick. I genius!

And I agree, its Acid. Accept it.