The Anti-Handsome Boy & Nega-Glamour Girl Thread

[Waffles]

Alright, I'm sick of trying to look pretty for the camera. God knows it's difficult enough to make myself presentable for work, let alone sitting around at home. So, without further ado, I present the Anti-Pretty Picture Thread. Dig around for the least flattering photographs of yourself an' stick em' here. Go for the hungover, bloodshot eyes, matted hair extreme. Don't be afraid. Everyone's doing it. Really.

As for myself and getting things started with a bang, I present my first drivers liscense photo, complete with sulky teenage glower, sparse pubescent facial hair, and long stringy Trent Reznor wannabe hair (with all new getting in your eyes and bugging you action!!!!)

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/5159/licenseage6bp.th.jpg (http://img107.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img107&image=licenseage6bp.jpg)

(p.s. the only thread i thought i'd bump off the frontpage by putting this up was the cat/boob sucklage thread, and i didnt think anyone would realllly miss that one.)

[moog]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????

[Yorkshire Tea]

You do have a point there, Kernal.




Why would we want to look at tired, ugly people?

[moovok]

Finally, a thread I can post in... some pics will be short coming... :D

[Marlowe]

Clicky! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/MarloweGCHQ/Spam.jpg)
At last I can reveal my true form!

[Waffles]

Simple concept Yorkshire Tea. This is someplace to stow your embarassing pics, the ones in which you really look like crap, but you are so proud of yourself for how much you managed to put away the night before that you feel that you should be proud to look so strung out. Plus, why not? I know I don't feel attractive all the time *despite what you might say you dastardly gorgeous Kernal* and I'd be willing to be that other people don't either. Why do guys sit around the house in their boxers and women sit around without makeup and bras? It's relaxing to go au natural sometimes, even a bit soothing.

If you don't like the thread, don't post in it and it will eventually go away. If you despise it so much you can't bear it's existence, then complain to a moderator and get it locked or taken down. This is just a silly thread, a chance to blow off steam for anyone who doesn't care what the other forumites think about how he or she may look. Hell I know my goofy ass looks funny enough for a good half-hour or so after i managed to drag-ass outta bed in the morning, and you shoulda seen it when i had hair.

[Czar]

Here is the ugliest picture of me ever. I was making a dumb face and it turned out worse than anyone could imagine... I was in my Latin class. That is my teacher in the background.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/Glassmark/Mefuckingugly.jpg

[Combine Elite]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/Tom_Cheng/stupid-pose.jpg

Me and my stupid pose... no one can out-dickface me in this picture!

P.S. I assure you, I look a lot better when I am serious. I wish I can proof it with my own digital camera!

[Tucker6677]

Theres me :D
I'm 215..this is my worst picture yet.. i look like a mong with that face im pulling at me mate on the cam..

DON'T make fun of me :p

[Dead Body]

Here's me, at my worst:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v33/RealThing/PA140028.jpg
I'm the one in the middle. Now, this was after a looooooong night out on the town. I'd come back and gone to bed. When I wasn't up at my normal time the next day (around 9-ish) my room mates decided to come jump on me and take pictures. Hence the highly confused look on my face.

[DarkPrincess]

http://community.webshots.com/photo/213724906/213727234qUJzYe


OMFG did someone say crap pictures? Hahahahahahaha! Here you go, eat your heart out. Me (the lass if you wondered) looking stoned as fuck.

*note to all: this look can be avoided by not smoking weed...*

Yeah. I'm scary looking. Please be nice... :(

[Czar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/Glassmark/metrackshorts2.jpg
I am in short shorts and my legs are hairy. What could be worse?

[gopherboy]

I generally try to detroy bad pics of me, but heres one that slipped through the net ¬.¬ And my secret is revealed - I used to be an ugly women *cries*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/gopherboy/January04067.jpg

[Lucage]

Must have been cold in there. :eek:

[Slick]

This is me looking like a wet burrito, because I was swimming at a motel and we ran outta towels : :nana:
http://www.boomspeed.com/zybezsigs/wetburrito.jpg


and this is me being your typical camera whore. The catch is that I decided to color my hair purple so I used a magic marker...and it got all over my forehead. Ouch. (I was under the influence of marijuana when I got the idea)

http://www.boomspeed.com/zybezsigs/joey2.jpg

[bionic sheep]

Two pink hoodie things (not mine ¬_¬) plus inventiveness leads to blind pink terrorist based fun. At least you can't see my face:
http://img139.echo.cx/img139/2301/pinkterrorist7tu.th.jpg (http://img139.echo.cx/my.php?image=pinkterrorist7tu.jpg)
http://img34.echo.cx/img34/7654/hoodupordownitisnotthehoodbuty.th.jpg (http://img34.echo.cx/my.php?image=hoodupordownitisnotthehoodbuty.jpg)

Shorter hair + wheel clamp = trouble (incidentally, that's not my chain round my neck; borrowed it for comi purposes from female friend. Although it is rather fetching, if i do say so myself):
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/5683/martinalseepfortoolongondouble.th.jpg (http://img77.echo.cx/my.php?image=martinalseepfortoolongondouble.jpg)

They FORCED me to wear this. I swear!
http://img211.echo.cx/img211/9383/martin1wi.jpg

[Paradigm^]

http://img132.echo.cx/img132/4392/meface0xf.jpg

I win.

Taken in a camera shop in Scarborough a good few years ago now, to see if the camera was working. As you can see, it was.

[Lucage]

I was erm... experimenting. Honest.

http://www.lucage.dsl.pipex.com/Photos/Philippa3.JPG

[katox]

Me at my Birthday dinner dressed as Rod Stewart looking like a very w*nkered Devil. It's divine. :love:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/me/newme/HAH.jpg

~Cracks up.

Why oh God am I posting this?! All illusions of maybe possible sexyness going down the drain. Oh well!!! BRING IT ON.

[Meatball]

\o/ best thread ever! mon with the ugly people!


Heres a pic of my bad mug:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/bean9044/walkoff.jpg

[NarkAgent]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/Habzamaphone/misc/CIMG0636.jpg

[moog]

you look a bit streisand dear :)

and bean9044, you don't look particularly ugly in that picture. Is there something I can't see that might change my opinion?

[NarkAgent]

Hence why it was placed in this thread. I hate my nose. That's what breaking it 3 times does for you.

I also like how they managed to get a photo of me looking distinctly pissed, when I'd only had 1 glass of vino collapso.

[Meatball]

and bean9044, you don't look particularly ugly in that picture. Is there something I can't see that might change my opinion?

From shoulders down, I'm a dog!

[Cryomaniac]

http://img95.echo.cx/img95/7214/hehe1bt.jpg

Me when drunk and annoyed, I'm in the Miami Dolphins jersy.

[a secret slut]

i usually destroy really shit pictures so this is the worst one i have... i like the fact my back is a different coulour to the rest of my body aswell, really gives the impression of normality, along with the crazy expression and hair
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/onlyalooser/junk/worstpicever.jpg

[gopherboy]

Me after i was possessed by the spirit of Elvis at my cousins wedding over the weekend. It was quite scary but you'll be glad to hear, Elvis has left the gopherboy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/gopherboy/DSCF0950.jpg

[moovok]

From shoulders down, I'm a dog!

Then why show us shoulders above? Show us shoulders down, let's see this dog of yours

[plattbridger]

It looks like I was trying to do a Churchill impression or something...

http://www.plattbridger.myby.co.uk/IMAG0374.JPG

*shudders*

[Meatball]

Then why show us shoulders above? Show us shoulders down, let's see this dog of yours

Speak to the Kernal about that!

[moog]

hurhurhur ¬_¬

down boy

[Meatball]

Is it me or did things just get a bit gayer in here?

[Cryomaniac]

Yes, things got a lot gayer.
http://img189.echo.cx/img189/2675/me0013en.jpg

Damn I look camp in that picture.

[jimeh]

http://img277.echo.cx/img277/9290/45753175m5kt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

UGLY IS FUN!

[Littleshore]

I'm loveleh
http://img262.echo.cx/img262/7162/anders0zc.th.jpg (http://img262.echo.cx/my.php?image=anders0zc.jpg)

[Meatball]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/bean9044/AAAA0002.jpg

Mon the mingers!

Jesus! I look about twelve in this photo!

[bigmother]

http://img269.echo.cx/img269/8749/050310101mw.th.jpg (http://img269.echo.cx/my.php?image=050310101mw.jpg)
I find this pic particularly entertaining and as I was only just introduced to this thread I felt it imperitive that I sully my reputation further.

[katox]

Oh God. Where to start, where to start??!

Me and my sexy ladies on a night out in Nottingham (we were completely rat-arsed throughout, if you are by chance blind to not seeing it).

Me and Hannah in my disgustingly untidy room. I'm the fat looking blob in black with the long funny face. (I blame drink and camera angle :ninja: ). -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/me/scaryme/meandhanbeforegoingout.jpg

It was a Tuesday night and not sure what to do with ourselves we thought we'd get our arses down to The Rig (heeheee the bouncer thought I was underage and only let me in cos he remembered me from the week before :rolleyes: ), for Our City is Pimps/Crash or whatever it is (basically Indie tosh).

Posing at the bar (Hannah looks completetly w*nkered already, whilst I'm just a maniac =D). -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/me/scaryme/dohertyhanmaniacme.jpg


Me doing some sexay manoeuvres to impress the men. -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/me/scaryme/sexaymover.jpg

A group photo (awww cute :P .). -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/me/scaryme/justdosomethingatthecamerag.jpg

Me and Hannah showing men and women alike what they're missing out on :isay:. -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/me/scaryme/whatchamissing.jpg

And finally, the end of the night; outside everyone's favourite: Nottingham Kebab House. Chicken burger and chips please!! -

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kissingkats/me/scaryme/nottinghamkebabhouse.jpg



Hope you enjoyed. I must be mad... :D... :/

[stav]

Oh I sure did

[da-geezer]

http://www.id-vault.net/hosted/weebl/spaz.jpg
[800x600, 93kb]

I'm the one in the middle in black, looking proper monged.

Oh how I love going out and getting so drunk I wake up with no trousers on.

[Airix]

lol those pictures are funny, im going to find some pics right now...

[wocket]

So, a few days ago, I went to the eye doctor, where they dilated my eyes.

For those that don't know, that makes them REALLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIGHT, and very sensitive. So, on the way out, the doctor gave me some really shitty plastic sunglasses.

Yes. Plastic sunglasses. HUGE plastic sunglasses that make you look blind. Couple those glasses with some horrible poses and you get:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/wocket/picsofme/hehe005.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/wocket/picsofme/hehe006.jpg

[sushi.]

No, no. You must rock the crappy sunglasses. Pose like you are wearing... ...really cool sunglasses.

[Brux]

http://personalpages.umist.ac.uk/student/j.brookes/oasis/IMG_0121.JPG


I look like the sodding Grinch (on the left, obviously). Taken at Oasis on Saturday. I was rat-arsed, too :rolleyes:

[glitch]

Shield your eyes, children!

http://x11.putfile.com/12/34811091052.jpg

Sorry for the bump.

[Emubas]

Me looking like a girl.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/adarklingcalledsebastian/5bd6d82d.jpg

Worst thing is, that is the picture that is on my passport.

[RobW]

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7895/kif16851fb.jpg


The worst moment of every boy's life, finding their Smashing Pumpkins CD has snapped.

[lottie_pants]

my little half brother wanted to take a picture of me and him, he ended up cutting most of himself off and having alllll of me, smiling rather seductively hah

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/lottie_pants/DSCN0495Small.jpg

[Bappel]

Ok, during one of my "shaving my head" times, my mum thought I looked funny and stoped cutting my head and picked out the camera. This is why I do this by myself nowadays.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/Weirdbear/INternetskit/fulextre.jpg

[steffie]

i have decided to share this 'beauty' with you all seeing as i'm on my mum's pc and it was just sitting there...

i'm clearly showing my displeasure at being manhandled by an evil clown my best friend:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b333/duchess_steph/thesugarmill21stmay009.jpg

[Emubas]

Damn, the things you find when browsing your online photo album...

Me looking kinda emo a couple of years ago:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/adarklingcalledsebastian/kop.jpg

[tehmoogles]

Sebas - You look like one of the total asshats in my old school.