Your Personal Top five punchlines in any W&B episode?

[pietastic_saz]

Everyone, please tell me your personal favourite top ten W&B lines.

OK. My personal top 5 favourite weebl and bob lines are probably

1. Arse Fez! (Pikea)
2. Hot piss! (History of the World according to W&B Episode 5)
3. Pie tastes of Donkey-Poop. (Donkey)
4. Oh Dick Sprouts! (Anyhoo)
5. When come back, bring pie... Wanker. (Pie)

Please send in your top ten!! If they make me howl with laughter, then I will give you rep! ^_^ Im in a good mood today!

Lots of Love and ten cherry cream pies

Pietastic Saz!

:notworthy XxXxXxXxX :notworthy

[RobW]

Wow, rep. ¬_____¬

Anyhoo, I like anything said by vibro egg, what a guy.

[Marlowe]

You can't beat a good old "How Rare!"

[Dildobaggins]

Well, yay for rep. But maybe this belongs in Weebl and Bob beginners?

Maybe. I dunno. It could just stay here if it doesnt feel like moving. :ninja:

[pietastic_saz]

hehe. I like the way the pear talks and that guy on 'captain' when he goes 'Yees!'

[RobW]

Yees.

*Expects plus*

http://www.weebl2.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/doober9.gif

[Garry2]

I love these recent ones, less for the lines but more for the delivery.

Bob: "But shouldn't we save the Mayor first?"

Weebl: "I think it should be a picture of me looking hot!"
Hank: "Couldn't you have said that last week when we started"

[Nuclear Spoon]

"it still good" - weebl, get well

"titty biscuits" - bob, BWIF
:D

[eleanor]

The Captain: "Ooh, turd snot pie! Look lively shipmates! We shall eat well tonight!" and of course his assertion of power that is the inimitable "SIIILEEENCE!"

[spazmondo]

"My face is stuck" made me rofl my waffles

[Lozzie Stardust]

"wanker."

priceless.

[Patrick Moore]

It boggles belief that you can actually care.

[Sigerson Holmes]

"I can spell 'beefs' too" from pikea is a classic.

[Eridanus]

as i posted in a similar thread:


Bob: "i hate playing weebl can't lose"
Weebl: "it MY favorite game"

from 'Heist' i think.

[SPACKlick]

"it is when i make the salad dressing" beats all

[renatzu]

Bob: "i hate playing weebl can't lose"
Weebl: "it MY favorite game"

from 'Heist' i think.
Still one of my all time favorites.

Bob: Why don't we play "Bob always win"?
Weebl: But it takes so long to play.

Classic.

[Wahoohoo]

"ow my spleen! or arm"
from "Ouch"

[Mozzer]

Moon:

Weebl: "Think of the moon Bob."
Bob: "But you sold my house!"
Weebl: "*sigh* I don't know why I bother"

And also: "Oh bumgrapes!"

[Mooselord]

I love these recent ones, less for the lines but more for the delivery.

Bob: "But shouldn't we save the Mayor first?"

Weebl: "I think it should be a picture of me looking hot!"
Hank: "Couldn't you have said that last week when we started"

Agreed.

Bob: "No...it's really not." <--- Pause between "No" and "it's" was perfect.

Jonti: "Ow! My spleen or arm....arm." <---- The Perfect Pause strikes again. Ph34r/love it.

[Oooh Yeah]

"wanker."

priceless.

*old man profanities* here here, i second that.

[Amayirot Akago]

"My face is stuck!" (Anyhoo)

"How rare!" (Merchandise)

"What the? This isn't blood! It's jam! Nooooooo!" (Halloween)

[Pinky-The-Cat]

"Hello there... i seem to have done a toilet on your floor, good job i brought this pie scented cleaner eh?"

[TezzRexx]

"My face is stuck"

"Bum clouds"

"Sorry!" (it's teh monkeys voice that made me "lol")

[mysterious w]

The Captain has all the best lines

"Atttttaccckkkkkk" cracks me up for some unknown reason.

[Explodingmonkey]

"That is why I remain at large, even to this day".
That had me in stiches.

[tutacanaras]

Doesn't bob just sound funny saying yes or no?

[The monkey]

Yeah, he does. It was delivered brilliantly here:

Weebl: Team Laser Explosion are here!
*pause*
Bob: Yes.

[Alteran Ancient]

Bob "What would weebl do?"

Memory haze weebl- "Wanker. Wanker. Waaaaaaaannnkerrrrrrr!"

[Mushroom]

"Why you on land?" -Blockage

"Aaagh! It burns!" -Clowns

"I'm a banana!" -Clowns

"Silence!" -Captain,get well