April fools plans [Archive] - weebls-stuff forums

Jimmeh

30-03-2005, 08:51 PM

Oki so some of us aren't imaginative for april fools/always get fooked over on it. So I figures here's a good place to collaborate a bunch of funny plans.

I found by mistake on msn you can have the exact same adress as a .com person but with .co.uk.. This shall result in many people telling them that they love each other, then meeting somewhere not too far away from my house so I can laugh at them..

Feel free to use it however you want as I wanna hear some funny stories in this thread after you've done your evil deeds.

Best of luck!

crab

30-03-2005, 08:53 PM

I have a plan. Not telling you.

Try putting a bar of soap in your best friend's hat. Hilarity will ensue.

DarkPrincess

30-03-2005, 08:57 PM

I lso have a plan.

Poor defenceless music teacher + baking soda in friends mouth + random rolling on floor and twitching = spazzy fit from teacher and much hilariosity. :D

OKO

30-03-2005, 08:59 PM

Myself-dressed in my Scream costume, with a tomato ketchuped stained knife, a doll, with no head; bleeding. In my parents bedroom.
Yeah, my Parents are going to be in Hospital with Heart difficulties for a few days. ;)

spazmondo

30-03-2005, 08:59 PM

Get up earlier than usual.

Get a knife and fake blood (if no fake blood ketchup will do.)
Cut a hole in a t shirt.

walk downstairs lie on the kitchen floor and smeare blood on the t shirt.
Lie down and wait for someone to find you.

ZekeyLizard

30-03-2005, 09:04 PM

Set someone's house on fire.

LOL APRIL FOOLS!@!!!!!11!121293278!!!~!

*is arrested and taken away*

Nuclear Spoon

30-03-2005, 09:05 PM

I could think up of loads of stuff, but I'll never do it.... too goddamned lazy...

DarkPrincess

30-03-2005, 09:06 PM

Set someone's house on fire.

Or just set them on fire?

:twisted: :twisted:

titanic

30-03-2005, 09:07 PM

get my sister in on the joke, dive on my brother whilst he is still asleep hold his hands to his face shove 2 macky d's straws up his nose just incase ans procede to tape his hands to his face

then begin laughing untill he starts to kick us

Dude

30-03-2005, 09:12 PM

Tie someone to a lamp post, then take pictures, then post them on internet forums for all to laugh at!

titanic

30-03-2005, 09:15 PM

Tie someone to a lamp post, then take pictures, then post them on internet forums for all to laugh at!

then edit them around to say pwned?

JonathanEx

30-03-2005, 09:15 PM

For my april fools joke on my forum, it's making them think there isn't one by doing it a day late! :D

For my site, it's probably making them think some big project is being made but no-one will believe me.

zero defex.

30-03-2005, 09:16 PM

err... i go up to someone i don't like... punch them in the face... and walk off...

does that count?

titanic

30-03-2005, 09:25 PM

no you have to point and shout april fools at them then walk off

Shave

30-03-2005, 09:28 PM

i have a driving lesson on friday and you cannot imagine how thankful i am that it's after 12 (not that that would stop anyone)

Rush

30-03-2005, 09:51 PM

I was thinking bottling a fart and seeing if I could trick my friends into opening it.

Shouldn't be too hard to think of something, everyone is pretty gullible.

NarkAgent

30-03-2005, 09:51 PM

I'm planning on telling mine and my boyfriend's parents that I have a bun in the oven...

That should go down like a lead balloon. :D

Should be fun!

Discus

30-03-2005, 09:53 PM

My car is going in for £300 of MOT repairs tomorrow. I'm SO glad that's not friday!

I'm going to run into my sisters room and wake her up shouting "Fucking hell there's been a nuclear bomb get up quick!!!"/just shave her eyebrows off.

renatzu

30-03-2005, 10:12 PM

I plan to tie my best friend's shoelaces together.

And then I'll run him down with a wheat thresher.

Al2

30-03-2005, 10:17 PM

Yeah what you want to do is spend all morning pretending that someone called Juan has hacked your MSN/AIM/Whatever account...

Garry2

30-03-2005, 10:35 PM

Kick them in the face and then sleep with their sister, after abducting her from a local nursery. :D

jameshammett

30-03-2005, 11:10 PM

Put a certain group of people (you know what I'm on about Garry2 :p)into my kiln then do a little dance. Unfortunately I do this anyway so bleh.

I plan on walking into my local shops and 'having an epileptic fit', to see how they react (apologies if any epilepsy sufferers were offended in the reading of this post)

James

Czar

31-03-2005, 02:02 AM

...You have an elephant on your head...

...

APRIL FOOLS!

Sorry. I suck at pranks.

Woloch

31-03-2005, 06:45 AM

saran rap under the toilet seat.

simple, traditional, and messy.

hamsternator

31-03-2005, 06:50 AM

Toilet paper removed for sandpaper.
Good, huh? :twisted:

Weevel

31-03-2005, 10:22 AM

I'm gonna reset a few clocks around work, with luck I'll get someone sacked for leaving early.

Garry2

31-03-2005, 10:57 AM

Take some silly putty to the doctor and convince them I've grown a second penis.

Thomp

31-03-2005, 11:01 AM

Me and a couple of mate are going to get someone drunk, then take them down to The Albert Dock (in Liverpool)...take his clothes except his underwear and then leave him on Fred's Island ( a small island of the UK). :D

bigmother

31-03-2005, 11:04 AM

lace toilet paper with itching powder. They won't know what hit them.

either that or sprinkle nit eggs in their hairbrush.

or perhaps the old, lace their brandy with cyanide trick.

I crack myself up.

Lagmeister

31-03-2005, 11:14 AM

Cover their car with a variety of luminously coloured post-it notes, that was really amusing and it took forever to do, well we got the person to go for a drive around town with the post it notes.
Ahhh good times.

dead

31-03-2005, 11:42 AM

ring someone on their mobile and then when they hold it to there ear tape it to their head.
taping people's eyes shut is fun too.

ThrustTrust

01-04-2005, 06:44 AM

Today was April Fool's for me. I made some stickers with the words PULL and PUSH on them. At school I stuck the PULL stickers on doors that you would push to open, and the PUSH stickers on doors you need to pull open. Pretty harmless, but I found it funny. Much better than making up a stupid lie and then shouting "HA! APRIL FOOLS!", I reckon.

The prank was inspired from a Far Side comic. :)

mother leopard

01-04-2005, 07:23 PM

renatzu

01-04-2005, 08:17 PM

The 6/7 period chemistry honors class (the one I should be in and most of my friends are in, stupid guidance counselar with the intelligence of a retarded frog) decided to play a trick on their teacher. Between periods 6 and 7 (science here you do 2 periods every other day) they all went downstairs and stayed under the stairwell and didn't come back up. It was kind of stupid to begin with, but then 4 kids decided it was pointless and went back to class, and 1 guy went up about a minute after class and told the teacher about, and the teacher locked the door.

Yep.

He turned the tables, telling them all when they finally came back that they were all going to the office and getting solitary detention for a month (it was his own April Fool's joke). I wish I had been there to see it, but when the bell rang I went back to my class and only heard about it after the period.

On a slightly related note, I told my friend there was dirt on his shirt, and when he looked down I smacked him over the head with a hammer.

We all had a good laugh at that one.

mysterious w

01-04-2005, 08:51 PM

I got some red food colouring and faked coughing up blood. Tacky and tasteless, but I did get my mum, so I'm pretty happy.

Meatwad

01-04-2005, 08:55 PM

I just walk up to girls, tell them that they're hot, then yell April Fools at them.

PieFanatic98

01-04-2005, 08:57 PM

hmmm....april fools....oh i know!

Buy a gun if you havent already stolen one, tell your best friend your gonna kill him and point it at his head. then after about 5 minutes of him stalling, shoot him in the leg, april fools!

Oooh Yeah

01-04-2005, 09:46 PM

whoever was DJing radio 1 this morning got me, they said they were gonna play natasha beddingfield. i was mighty pissed off and got out of bed to turn it off. then they said april fools.

xanthateto

01-04-2005, 11:02 PM

Normally I'm not easily tricked by April Fool's Jokes, but I did sucky today. Not that I went out. It was the internet pranks. Me a geek :nana:

Anyway I believed ign's Game Boy and DS channels jokes about the Classic NES series continuing with a miniature R.O.B. and Gun stylus until the "Nintendo Representative Quote" called everyone stupid.. har. Also ign Filmforce's Star Wars Episode VII-XI: The Musical news. *smacks self round head*

ZekeyLizard

01-04-2005, 11:04 PM

Today I was doing this AWESOME april fool's joke using a chainsaw and I accidentally murdered my entire family....

WHOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garry2

01-04-2005, 11:08 PM

I bet The Pope is faking it for April fools.

Oooh Yeah

01-04-2005, 11:10 PM

i was thinking that earlier, to pay his respect to saint fool of april. he's in the bible you know? at the back... just nobodys bothered to read that far.

Meadow

02-04-2005, 09:22 AM

I wrote an article for my pals over at Battlefield 1918, a mod ofr BF1942 that also has historical articles. Many people were actually taken in by the concept of the Kaiser having a minigun mounted on his withered left arm!

piemanmoo

02-04-2005, 07:52 PM

I was walking down the streets of soho when some oriental lady whipsered to me that she was selling dvds. So I followed her over to her booth where she looked around, and then moved a bunch of stuff and then showed all these bootleg movies in a box. I told her "I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, miss. I'm an undercover cop, and what you're doing is illegal." Her eyes widened at the word "cop" and she looked like she'd seen a ghost. So then I yelled "April Fools!"

Of course, she didn't seem to speak much english, so I'm not sure if she realised that it was a joke. Oh well.

Mittwoch

02-04-2005, 11:08 PM

^^
Hehe.

I just go with the classic swapping of salt & sugar pots.

Anticheese

03-04-2005, 08:17 AM

I was planning to smuggle a big packet of candy flavoured antacids to school and get some year 7 to eat them and run about snapping at people but I couldent find any antacids that didint taste like treeware.

But you have to admit, It would have been pretty cool

Matt

03-04-2005, 09:33 AM

My favourite has to be the "falling down the stairs" prank. Simply nick a manakin (sp?) from M&S, dress it up as you, make sure everyone is near the stairs, and throw it down, yelling as you do so. This has 2 possible effects:

1. Your family and friends will hate you for the rest of your short life.

5. A seizure.

aPr1L f0oLzOrzZz!!!!!1ty-two

Meatwad

04-04-2005, 08:54 PM

Even though its a bit late, I'm going to keep pulling pranks.

I'm going to stretch Saran Wrap really tight over the toilet seat, so when someone sits down they get poo all over their ass.

Or stretch it over a doorway.