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evil monkey
04-04-2005, 04:58 PM
have you ever relised that sony made pretty much everything what can you think of that they havnt made that is avalible today not very much. they could make guns for the military! panic!

Patrick Moore
04-04-2005, 05:01 PM
They don't make everything I can think of.

I can name hundreds of things they don't make.

You also make absolutely no sense and seem to have murdered the english language in cold blood. Shut up; go out; buy a dictionary; read it.

It's a good book. The zulus did it.

Weevel
04-04-2005, 05:12 PM
have you ever relised that sony made pretty much everything what can you think of that they havnt made that is avalible today not very much. they could make guns for the military! panic!

Toast
Cheese
Cheese on toast...
I'm spent...

OMG!!1 Ur s0 rite!

They could make guns for the military but knowing Sony you'd have to go harvest iron for 15 hours a day just to keep the thing in working order only to find that after two weeks use you're overqualified and that the upgrade would cost you more money than you've ever earnt let alone seen.

Nuclear Spoon
04-04-2005, 05:17 PM
They don't make:
Carpets
Curtains
Sofas
Chairs
Trees
Reservoirs
Roof tiles
Slinkies
Socks
Hats
Condoms
Paperclips
Paper
Clouds
Easter Bunnies...
I'm bored.
See? They don't make un-boredom machines.

Garry2
04-04-2005, 05:18 PM
See? They don't make un-boredom machines.

PS2?

Nuclear Spoon
04-04-2005, 05:22 PM
PS2?

Shut up. It's designed to entertain, not un-boredify. Arse.

Arkwright
04-04-2005, 05:24 PM
Dear God, Sony could become a gun manufacture! Just like the many other gun manufactures currently in business all over the world! OMG NOES!11!11eleventy!1!!

Apart from the fact that there is more profit making elec-tron-ics, I think that is what you meant by "everything" because you can't define between technology and the rest of the world.

Garry2
04-04-2005, 05:25 PM
en·ter·tain (ntr-tn)
v. en·ter·tained, en·ter·tain·ing, en·ter·tains
v. tr.

1. To hold the attention of with something amusing or diverting. See Synonyms at amuse.
2. To extend hospitality toward: entertain friends at dinner.
3.1. To consider; contemplate: entertain an idea.
3.2. To hold in mind; harbor: entertained few illusions.
4. Archaic. To continue with; maintain.
5. Obsolete. To employ; hire.
6. To give admittance to; receive.
7. To un-boredify.

Nuclear Spoon
04-04-2005, 05:31 PM
Fuck you, Garry. Fuck you in the head.

Alteran Ancient
04-04-2005, 09:45 PM
I, myself am a Sony person.
Okay, that may be a little pricy, but it's well worth it!

evil monkey
05-04-2005, 08:34 AM
It was kind of like a metaphor. But they have made lots of normal manual stuff, into electronic like irons. And yes i agree with the above they are pricy, only because they make their products very well and test it for ages, thus putting the price up.

Mozzer
05-04-2005, 03:59 PM
Sony don't make eggs and therefore have no monopoly on the world of chicken. Maybe they should invest in an egg...

evil monkey
05-04-2005, 04:19 PM
They could make lots of money with eggs the same as a farmerrr! Or easter eggs that feed you eletronicly untill it melts!

hoogiman
08-04-2005, 08:24 AM
They don't make:
Carpets
Curtains
Sofas
Chairs
Trees
Reservoirs
Roof tiles
Slinkies
Socks
Hats
Condoms
Paperclips
Paper
Clouds
Easter Bunnies...
I'm bored.
See? They don't make un-boredom machines.


What about Kuala Lumpur?

samtheman
09-04-2005, 12:54 AM
Glass eyes?!
Obviously we could compile a huge list of items sony don't currently make, but there wouldn't be much point in that.
Most people think sony are the greatest at everything, just because they are a massive company with a good reputation and competitive prices.
In the top end of most markets sony don't have many customers. You may think they have high prices, but not compared to other brands, i don't see many £30,000 sony hi-fi's!!! In the same way that many people think BMW's are expensive, but compared to higher end makes they are relatively cheap.
I don't think this was the intention of the original post!
Sorry, didn't mean to write and essay!!!!

The monkey
09-04-2005, 08:51 AM
Sony don't make tea. Therefore, I do not agree that Sony make everything. If they stopped making PS2s and started making tea, I'd change my mind about them.

Mozzer
09-04-2005, 09:35 AM
Ah, but then they wouldn't make PS2s! Choices choices, eh?

FoxDhoj
09-04-2005, 09:39 AM
They don't make:

Waffle Irons
Trouser Presses
Sandwich Toasters
Oven Grills
Blenders
Kettles
Doorknobs
Floating Candles
Shiny Tin Foil
Fridge Doors
Boy Scouts




Shut up...

Oooh Yeah
09-04-2005, 12:57 PM
they don't make tea. that is so true. they should make some tea.. saying that, if you go to their head office in tokyo or where-ever they probably do have corporate branded tea and or coffee.

you know what businesses are like? pens, paper.. tea

i like sony, their company ethics about no compromise in either the field of design or quality is something i like, i also like apple who have similar principles.

as a student price is biggest factor for me though.

ye olde noob
09-04-2005, 12:59 PM
They didn't make me! Oh wait, yes they did... :nana:

FoxDhoj
09-04-2005, 12:59 PM
\0/ Tetley's PS2 - New China edition. Hahahaa.

Littleshore
10-04-2005, 08:15 AM
Cleaning Robots! They don't make those!

Patrick Moore
10-04-2005, 09:59 AM
The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker. :eng101:

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