Hank: The Suicidal Pear

[fishymcfish]

Any weebl and bob fan will know Hank. Hank is the pear who designed a sexy team laser explosion logo, only for it to be shunned by weebl, in favour of his own design. Hank was obviously upset by this and as a result tried to take his life on two occasions. Just look how upset he looks now:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/fishymcfish/ifyouwantfish/Image8.gif

Anyway, this is where you can help, imagine Hank is successful and he manages to kill himself, how does he do it? Well, you decide. I want you all to show me how you think Hank will suceed, you don't have to be the best artist, humourous ideas will go a long way and I will try and ensure no one gets flamed for their efforts. I'm sure you all have creative ideas and I really don't mind how you show us them.

This is my first (you can post as many times as you want), a classic hanging, from the very branch he first tried to jump from:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/fishymcfish/ifyouwantfish/hanksuicide.jpg

I'm sure there are lots of you who can think up more creative ways for Hank to end his life than this and I look forward to seeing many of them :).

[RobW]

I don't know if I'm crying for the pear or crying in joy of your art.

[Matt]

First ever attempt at Photoshop drawing. EVAR. (It shows I know :p)

*dramatic music* no Hank! Don't do it!

http://img237.echo.cx/img237/4784/hankcopy8mm.th.png (http://img237.echo.cx/my.php?image=hankcopy8mm.png)

[Cjw]

Fantastic style both of you. Love it

[Apie_kindof_guy]

This is fun. Heres mine:
http://img148.echo.cx/img148/4280/applesandpears6dd.th.png (http://img148.echo.cx/my.php?image=applesandpears6dd.png)

[Nocashvalue]

Great idea fishy.
http://img163.echo.cx/img163/669/hanksuicide1nq.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[moovok]

This is like "Bunny Suicides" but instead it's "Hank Suicides" :D Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!! :D

[spazmondo]

Sorry for the bunny suicide steal.
I'll thing of my own tommorow, because i'll be thinking about doing it to my teachers :p.

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/3074/hank4xw.png

[Destrukto]

This is FanArt like it should be :)

[junior]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v362/Biffy/Stuff/hank.png

[Lozzie Stardust]

I know its on paint & crappy but it's the idea that counts right?


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Lozzie1/hankdead.jpg

[Midget]

Sorry for the size.
http://img82.echo.cx/img82/6683/rip3ry.gif

[Matt]

This is all really good stuff! It's great to see people putting the effort in, like Destrukto said.

[Bisyss]

Another Paint piece, but I couldn't let the idea go undrawn...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/Raven_1959/Hank.jpg
I miss Paint Shop Pro... :(

[fishymcfish]

Thanks everyone for such a lovely response, I din't expect so many people to take part, so thanks and I look forward to more. Every one so far has been fantastic in their own way, well done :D.

I was thinking about ways hank might die at school and had to wait all day to make this, remember you can post more if you think of more ways.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/fishymcfish/oven.jpg

[Tiode]

http://img31.echo.cx/img31/9491/hanksuicide9vs.png (http://www.imageshack.us)
EDIT: remember this moovok? Or is this in the second one?

[junior]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v362/Biffy/Stuff/hank2.png

[evil monkey]

This is like "Bunny Suicides" but instead it's "Hank Suicides" :D Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!! :D
Love that book. Anyway I may have a try!

[Drattigan]

http://img84.echo.cx/img84/3145/hank9bz.png

If I am accepted to the art Walk Off, I think I would submit this. But I think I'm not allowed. Anyway, enjoy the pain.

[Fox]

There's a lot of really good art in this thread! Love it. But it seems slightly spoilt by those who have posted bad quality jpgs made in paint. :(

[SPACKlick]

Don't flame the paint efforts, some of us have nothing better

[Fox]

Don't flame the paint efforts, some of us have nothing better
I'm not exactly flaming them am I?

On topic: I may make a pic later if I have time.

[fishymcfish]

I look forward to it :)

Try not to get into an arguement please, if you have only paint, I have no problem with that (and it didn't seem like fox did), the two so far were definately amusing. It would probably be a compromise to try to save your pic as a .png in paint in future (underneath save file as, the should be something called save type, (or something like that) which is set on .bmp, instead of choosing .jpg, choose .png, as the quality is much better)

Nice to see more good entries, I look forward to more.

edit: please don't be discouraged, as paint can do a good job

[spazmondo]

http://img151.echo.cx/img151/4536/hank20nw.png

[moovok]

EDIT: remember this moovok? Or is this in the second one?

I do indeed, have both. Huge bunny fan and although they're dying, very funny :D

[junior]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v362/Biffy/Stuff/hank3.png

[BlueberryMuffin]

Great Idea Fishy, and great art by everyone so far.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/Bez_watev/hank2.gif

[Macca]

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/4913/hanksuicide13dv.png

Mine attempt..................feel free to laugh and poke fun at it...........with sticks

[The monkey]

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/1781/hanksuicide9bb.gif
The writing on the tank says "Danger! Cheese!"

[Macca]

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/2826/hanksuicide24zy.png

[Midget]

http://img195.echo.cx/img195/9823/canal1bq.jpg

[Fox]

This is nothing compared to the amazing picture Marvin's posted or anything as good as fishy's, but I thought I'd experiment with photoshop & flash.

http://img136.echo.cx/img136/2222/hank3eh.png

Hmm still not that happy with it. :/

[Midget]

I like it fox. :)

http://img38.echo.cx/img38/236/sliced5aa.gif

[Furnie]

Marvin yours is horrible. +ed.

[Patrick Moore]

http://img46.echo.cx/img46/5218/pear5qt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Bail]

I love(d) bunny deaths, but this is the new version.. Fab.

[moovok]

These are top notch, but Fox - how is Hank dying, I can't see????

[Shave]

i ain't to great with photoshop

http://img98.echo.cx/img98/250/bombcopy7cp.jpg

[bionic sheep]

http://img116.echo.cx/img116/7338/hanksuicide0mg.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

I <3 Lefty Righty.

(Believe it or not, actually done in Paintshop Pro 5)

[Nuclear Spoon]

These are top notch, but Fox - how is Hank dying, I can't see????

I think he's just experimenting with drawing Hank. Maybe we should publish a book...

[junior]

I think its something to do with the Blair Witch Project.

[PieFanatic98]

http://img2.exs.cx/img2/2180/stupid8ql.png

haha

[Boyinabox]

I'm not very skillful with Paintshop pro and all the good ideas have been taken.

http://img64.echo.cx/img64/689/hanksuicide6ji.th.gif (http://img64.echo.cx/my.php?image=hanksuicide6ji.gif)

[Zen]

http://img79.echo.cx/img79/4895/pear9eb.jpg

:(

[moovok]

I doubt we can publish a book - Jonti owns the rights to Hank and then you'd have to share it with every single artist here :P

[Macca]

http://img130.echo.cx/img130/1365/hanksuicide31jp.png

[Lozzie Stardust]

Attempt 2: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Lozzie1/chavhank.png

thank you for all of those that gave me CONSTRUTIVE criticism.

[Macca]

I want to + this^^^^^ but 24hrs from now prepare to be +'d royaly

[Shave]

my inventiveness is limited by my photoshop talent. alien vs hank:

even though it's not suicide

http://img43.echo.cx/img43/151/alien3ef.jpg

[littlegirly]

Though i cant do art myself, i am compelled by all of these good artists to try. but i wont for god would weep if i did. i shall instead praise all of you/
.

[Mokona]

^_^ I've made one, which ended up being duller than I thought it would be...

If Hank stood near me he'd die, cause I sure would glomp him to death =P and maybe eat him ^_~ after all it's his fault for being so cute *_*

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/MokonaResource/hankmoko.jpgwai
(I told you it was dull...)

It took me the whole Sunday to make this -Not Funny- pic, I hope you like it anyway =D

Reminder to self: Be more creative next time

[BlueHippo]

wow, its very beautiful. did you draw everything?

[Mokona]

wow, its very beautiful. did you draw everything?

Thank you! I really appreciate your comment ^_^

Kinda, Hank's shape is a cleaned up resize of the image of him in The Monkey's reply (not that I'm lazy, my mouse isn't doing curves well, gotta get a new one asap =P and I guessed that one is the same as in the animation and I was too lazy to screencapture it ^_~) the camouflage-like pattern in the background I made with a couple of filters (Noise + Sponge), everything else was made by me, in Photoshop CS, with a crappy mouse (gee I wish I had an optical mouse, or perhaps a Wacom *wink wink* XD). Was I clear enough? sometimes I write things not even I can understand (º.o)

<EDIT> added another sentence to clarify things, but it doesn't clarify anything at all haha :twisted:

[Fox]

http://img83.echo.cx/img83/4871/hankface2dw.png

[ABirdInTheHand]

Good ol' Fox. Completely neglecting the SUICIDE bit and just drawing Hank

[spazmondo]

It's Build up.
Tension... Tension....

[basstard]

Really hope this hasn't been done, as my art skills [ha!] aren't really up to much more.

I used fishymcfish's original hank picture, I hope that's ok. :)

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/3425/hankpic1nc.png

[Mr Zero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/thankyouplease/sssss.bmp

I gave it a small try, yes, eating poo is fatal

BTW great art fishymcfish

[Fox]

It's Build up.
Tension... Tension....
Stay tuned- it's a story line.

[fishymcfish]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/fishymcfish/sharks.jpg

[Tiode]

http://img236.echo.cx/img236/8862/hanksuiciderockets8yr.png (http://www.imageshack.us)
I liked you last one fishymcfish!

[Shave]

woo. i like that one ^

bubble pear: he can't stop the flow!

http://img241.echo.cx/img241/3158/pearjuice9da.gif

[Tiode]

http://img249.echo.cx/img249/8743/hanksuicideboomarang0de.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[mrspoon]

http://img241.echo.cx/img241/6619/hankinspace9an.jpg
Hank takes on cats, suicide at it's 1337est :cool:

[Fade Away]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/8265/hankjump2qz.png

WOOOOO First actual drawn picture in Fireworks!!1!1

[Macca]

Suicide is slow with alcohol.

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/2012/hanksuicide45fp.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Contro]

Death by Gasoline.
http://img243.echo.cx/img243/8376/gascan5ei.th.png (http://img243.echo.cx/my.php?image=gascan5ei.png)

Blenderize!
http://img243.echo.cx/img243/4843/blenderize8so.th.png (http://img243.echo.cx/my.php?image=blenderize8so.png)

[fishymcfish]

A few nice efforts, I'm sure there can be more though [/hint].

Admittedly this isn't as good as my last at the bottom of the last page (take a look if you haven't already), but I found it funny.

Hank gets shock treatment:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/fishymcfish/electricshock.jpg

[mrspoon]

http://img244.echo.cx/img244/9007/hankmeetskkk4me.jpg
Hank goes down south...

[Macca]

Hank Watches some old road runner cartoons............

http://img247.echo.cx/img247/3624/hanksuicide58pt.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[eidderf]

Very nice pictures and thread idea, I'll do a picture when I get the time. Anyway keep up the suicides!

[Shave]

just messing about really: free-fall

http://img243.echo.cx/img243/4208/freefall8de.gif

[eidderf]

Well here's my attempt, it's nothing special. I'll do something on flash next time.
http://img114.echo.cx/img114/3649/hank11tw.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Tiode]

Pretty good i thinks! I will be posting a newone soon guys...

[OKO]

Well here's my attempt, it's nothing special. I'll do something on flash next time.
http://img114.echo.cx/img114/3649/hank11tw.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

Heh; thats awersome eidderf. I presume that was drawn by hand; but still. It looks really cool. :p

[Tiode]

http://img191.echo.cx/img191/1997/hanksuicidewaspies0um.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Contro]

This thread deserves life. So I did a quickie.

http://img160.echo.cx/img160/2910/asplode7uj.th.png (http://img160.echo.cx/my.php?image=asplode7uj.png)

[Tiode]

Tis good.
I geuss noone liked my above one. :(

[Sasta]

http://img46.echo.cx/img46/5218/pear5qt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

This one's da best so far- tis simple and funny. Da executions is ok tho.

Actually, alot of em are funny. Good stuff peeps!

[Tiode]

True, that one is good.

[Eridanus]

http://img80.echo.cx/img80/2739/hank8md.jpg

[moovok]

I'm actually partial to Eridanus' one, very unique and original, I like :) +++

[Macca]

Yes, it is a great concept, to kill a digital carachter, you delete it, simple, but so well done graphically!


http://img169.echo.cx/img169/6623/hank19bd.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Sasta]

May he rest in peace...

http://photos9.flickr.com/13419750_8b2940b4da_o.jpg

[Tiode]

i may do another bunny-suicide stylee one soon.

[Tiode]

Sorry about the double post.
http://img257.echo.cx/img257/3097/hankdeathbywhisk8bz.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[BlueberryMuffin]

Sorry for the massive bump, but some random hank related scrawlings in fireworks turned into this, and I thought this thread was worth reviving.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/Bez_watev/Hank.png

[Toph]

Hope this idea hasn't been done before!
Probably the best fanart I've done EVER!

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/856/hanksuisides2sj.jpg

EDIT : Sorry Macca, didn't see yours there.

[Nuclear Spoon]

It was. Oooh, it's a besterest thread!

[charlieman]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8627/hank6ej.png (http://imageshack.us)

SPIT ROAST!

[Dude]

Thought I'd have a go, I had a simple idea, but only a simple program to use.

Could have been better if I had been on my own computer.

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/1930/untitled3uc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Nuclear Spoon]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/NukeSpoon/whlhank.png
Not brilliant...

[fishymcfish]

Wow, I leave this thread for a while and its bumped and put in besterest, thanks :). In honour of this, I made a piece of art for the first time since before my exams.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/fishymcfish/cliff.png
I will probably tidy this up tomorrow, for I am quite tired now and had to redo the background, when my computer crashed (why does that only ever happen when you forget to save after every bit?)

[Fritz Zanzibar]

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/7659/hank6rl.jpg

Never tried painting with photoshop..
here's the result.

[sqirrel]

X-D

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b153/RingeSquirrel/hanksalad.gif


Well that was good fun, although it looks like it's been done.

[Tiode]

I want to do another one... but i can't.. i wish i could... i have run out of ideas...

[Fezwald]

poor Hank
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5289/hank5id.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Tiode]

http://img191.echo.cx/img191/1997/hanksuicidewaspies0um.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

I just thought i would quote this, because it is good.

Yeah.

[Fezwald]

heres another enjoy :p
http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3975/hank24il.png (http://imageshack.us)

[gruff]

Not briliant I know, still when boredom calls.....

[Catz]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/8153/hankatrhps3uk.jpg

Sorry I'm not much of a drawer... If you don't get it, the reason Hank has "virgin" written on his shirt is because I've read if you go to a live showing of the Rocky Horror Picture show, and you've never been there before, they label you a virgin and do horrible and naughty things to you... Well I'm guessing little Hank here was hoping it was a day when they do horrible things to virgins... Yeah...

And yes the lips and the words are an actual photo I stuck into the backround on the movie screen. I was too lazy to draw lips mmkay? :p

Oh and I used photo impression if anyones curious.

[Mozzer]

A great thread, and a not so great picture...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/MOzzer/hankypanky.png

Hanky Pankey sat on the wall, Hanky Panky had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the kings men
Had splattered pear to clean off the floor.

[worldh8er666]

cool thogh slightly deranged....

[Fezwald]

Hanks at the shooting range
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4610/hank39rj.png (http://imageshack.us)

[weebl freak]

Here's my attempt

[The Grim Reaper]

ARROWED
All hail my inferior totally unoriginal fan art.
this is my very first attempt at WAB fan art.

[iminthebox]

http://www.geocities.com/jorenbmx/hank.bmp
for the kill bill fans

[Fezwald]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8237/hank40qa.png (http://imageshack.us)
4th of my Hank Suicide Attempts :p
Remember kids don't use mobile phones while driving

[sick_boy]

tiode you copied suicidal rabbits drawingds

[Falco Lombardi]

Yeah but when it's this good who cares? Keep up the good work all. I'll post mine soon

[sick_boy]

just say that before posting it.
it would be nice for the original drawing author

[weebl freak]

another one

[robobin]

Right now i dont have a piccy i've made but i gotta tell u guy who make da pics, there all (when i say all i mean most (when i say most i mean a few)) of them are gr8! :mushroom:

[stalefish]

Right now i dont have a piccy i've made but i gotta tell u guy who make da pics, there all (when i say all i mean most (when i say most i mean a few)) of them are gr8! :mushroom:

Erm...try posting in beginners a bit more, and use proper English.

Anyway, these are great! I'd try, but I only have paint.

[Fezwald]

Back on topic
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/542/hank59gj.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Erskien_Parkour]

They are all good! :weebl:

[wtfomfg kung fu]

i like the last one best

[Fezwald]

why thanks you :)

I'll do another one soon

[Tiode]

tiode you copied suicidal rabbits drawingds

I copied the idea.
Yes.

[Dark Freeze]

Fezwald's art is the best I've seen in a long, long, long time...
its just amazing, keep it up!
the other stuff is good to tough...

[erikutt]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/erikutt/Funny/hank.jpg

Uh yeah.

Erik

[Ouch!]

i had a really good idea for one, but i don't really want to embarrass myself. Not only do i suck at fan art, but i even suck at using paint. My idea anyway, if someone wants to make it, is to have young hank dressed in black on a very busy road with a sign saying "MINIMUM SPEED: 150km/h"

[The mean bean]

damn u wee bull my image didnt come up

[tom93]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/tom93/Junk/hanksuicidetetris.png
(someone might've already done this, if they did, sorry.)

[moovok]

I'm so gonna see if we can have a "Hank: The Suicidal Pear" section in the fan site cause these are absolutely awesome :D

[piethagerous]

we must hope he doesnt succede in killing himself

[Fezwald]

Don't sass the piekia shopkeep
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/4563/untitled5pe1.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Tiode]

nicley done! You just keep churning this shiznit out don't you.

[gxfu]

How come I haven't noticed this thread before?

O_o

(tom93's was a favorite)

[Ouch!]

yeah i agree with gxfu, tom93 and Fezwald's ones are quality! w00t for you guys!

[Fezwald]

Thanks guys

I'm begining to run out of ideas though so if anyone has any good ideas but doesn't want to make them feel free to pm me and I'll try and do it. :)

[tom93]

*makes almost exactly the same joke again*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/tom93/Junk/pacman.png

[gruff]

Follow up to my equally bad JFK one.
Next time he'll be pear shaped i swear.

[Scott Star]

hopefully someone hasn't done this...it isn't that great but it least i wasn't bored when i did it.

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/7807/untitled2copy6mq.jpg


EDIT:


I just made a better one:
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/120/untitled3copy7ts.jpg

[Fezwald]

Heres another one,
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/4504/spacehank4to.png (http://imageshack.us)
Idea by Inferno1

[stalefish]

Sweet fan-art guys, I'd try but I can't use MS Paint for shit.

+ to Sabotage and I would + Fez, but I need to spread some rep first.

[Fezwald]

Don't trust you local video rental shop. :)
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2319/tv26wo.png (http://imageshack.us)

[bellybutton]

This is fun. Heres mine:
http://img148.echo.cx/img148/4280/applesandpears6dd.th.png (http://img148.echo.cx/my.php?image=applesandpears6dd.png)

Awk, that was my idea!!!

[Irvine Black]

Hope no-one's done anything similar...

http://x4.putfile.com/9/26415185788.jpg

[Revilo]

Hank went to the pivot thread...
I made an animation! are they allowed, or just pictures?
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9311/hankattack8ho.th.gif (http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hankattack8ho.gif)
oh joy of joys the colours gone wrong...

[stalefish]

Sweet fan-art guys, I'd try but I can't use MS Paint for shit.

As you can see here.

http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/3314/hanksuicideattempt4rx.png (http://imageshack.us)

[raggy boy]

hah

[olavelliv]

i never knew his name but hank why not wilbur or jesus or something hehe anyway cool

[HomeStarRunner]

Hank went to the pivot thread...
I made an animation! are they allowed, or just pictures?
oh joy of joys the colours gone wrong...
Nice.

Anyway, here's mine!
http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/6571/diehank7wa.jpg

[20eric04]

nice hank fanarts! visit my weebl & bob old fanart! i started it on 2004... well, the link is on my sig anyways... bye!

[_pinky_]

PH34R MY 1337 PAINT SKILLZZZ!

http://tinypic.com/f1e2xl.jpg

[albie_123]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/albie_123/Fanart-Hank.png

[Johnny 5]

took me ages to think up one that hadn't already been done...

[Revilo]

and i give u! hank2... original name, eh!
http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/7563/hank29bb.png (http://imageshack.us)
made with ms paint, so dont be too harsh...

[SonOfKong]

Here's my entrys, which, in keeping with tradition, I will blame the poor quality of on MS Paint.

Here's one for all you Iron Chef fans:

http://www.geocities.com/nerdswithattitude/HankFinal.JPG

And, to feed my newly grown Hank-suicide habit, this:

http://www.geocities.com/nerdswithattitude/god-kills-hank.JPG

[xkittyx]

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/8705/hank0vj.png

[/SHIT ATTEMPT]

[xkittyx]

I found this really funny to make

http://artpad.art.com/?ipsghpfg5u4

Edit: sorry for double posting :(

[Snowop]

well, Here is my stab at it.

Sorry thats in a for of an attachment...

[Pie-X-]

make sure you crank the speed to its max ;)
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iqlzog1ma0bg

[Hipie]

Not sure how licking a pair would kill it, care to explain snowop?

[50. caliber]

*music Taps playes in backround* (when a ship sinks, that music) Hank, we hardly knew thee. *Open the acid vat* NNNOOOO!!!!!! *some dude jumps in the way and disintagrates instead of Hank* *No one tries to save him, they just watch*
Well, at least we know not to use that stuff in my Cake again!
50.Caliber

*music Taps playes in backround* (when a ship sinks, that music) Hank, we hardly knew thee. *Open the acid vat* NNNOOOO!!!!!! *some dude jumps in the way and disintagrates instead of Hank* *No one tries to save him, they just watch*
Well, at least we know not to use that stuff in my Cake again!
50.Caliber
It would be nice if some people could pass me some reputation points*

[esquilax]

It would be nice if some people could pass me some reputation points*

No

[MOONEGG]

my cat my bat my fat my pat my rat my tat...........................beans gonna kick u in the head and ur penis will laugh at the bald monkey in the window of the tree that is upside down in a puddle of socks that came from a three legged dog with a blue van, ooooooooooooh, that was nice said the blind rat with a frog on his back called mavis....... the mental gerbil never did find his way back from the place he never got to, but thats another story, like the one about always kicking a giraffe when it has its eyes wide shut ................

b HELLO HIPPO!!!!!!!!


and that u should never ever sell a turtles nipple to a member of the polish scottish no i mean mongolian tube train spotters convention of carrot sniffers from doncaster. i was once beaten up by an overgrown agrophobic dwarf, he was so hard that even his spit had muscles. my nanna farts out the national anthem of slovakia after eating three sprouts, pretty good trik that considering that she is dead. i was dead once, no twice it was i was dead. dead as a donut eating frog rustler from japan. i fell over once and then i sat on a a mans head and he took me to a barn in the middle of a feild and made teach all the spuds two foreign languages. spuds are not very clever but they can drink some. as my old tooth-brush once said, you know the one about being in and not out. well being out is not in is it, so by being in in the firwst place it is quite easy to gou out, but nevermind that because the fith element of suprise is when u wake up and ur mates nanna is sat on ur face.belgium elephants are so rude it is unbeleiveable. beans have fifty seven varietys...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEANS!!!! beans r cool. in 1993 i was suckin on a sweet called extacy.shamone ur mum is on the phoine, fuck u i say, i am typing a letter or is it a transcription of the space time continuam, who knows but i bet it will taste nice with some under-pants made from cheese and rusks. i am going now iam not lost because i have been looking where i have been and not where i am going incase the little man asks if my nipples r hard goodbye runty see you in the ice-cream parlour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOBS TATS VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!MONKFISHSANDWHICHESNIGGASBEATSINHISCOFF EEFORFUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!DOUTHINKTHATIAMABITNUTSORWHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UMAKEMEFEELWARM!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!BOOBSTHATHANGARESAGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!B EANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Youlikeyams?]

make sure you crank the speed to its max ;)
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iqlzog1ma0bg

That rules :D

[Kiwi Man]

Here's mine:

http://mirrage.dynamized.com/downloads/7/hankzekey.jpg

Goodbye Hank.

[Eccles]

Couldn't resist having a go...
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/andrewbennett/hank1.jpg

[fishymcfish]

Not too often I make art any more:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/fishymcfish/skinnydipping.jpg
Hank goes skinny dipping in ice cold water, even left a note :P.

[Pork Pies]

my cat my bat my fat my pat my rat my tat...........................beans gonna kick u in the head and ur penis will laugh at the bald monkey in the window of the tree that is upside down in a puddle of socks that came from a three legged dog with a blue van, ooooooooooooh, that was nice said the blind rat with a frog on his back called mavis....... the mental gerbil never did find his way back from the place he never got to, but thats another story, like the one about always kicking a giraffe when it has its eyes wide shut ................

b HELLO HIPPO!!!!!!!!


and that u should never ever sell a turtles nipple to a member of the polish scottish no i mean mongolian tube train spotters convention of carrot sniffers from doncaster. i was once beaten up by an overgrown agrophobic dwarf, he was so hard that even his spit had muscles. my nanna farts out the national anthem of slovakia after eating three sprouts, pretty good trik that considering that she is dead. i was dead once, no twice it was i was dead. dead as a donut eating frog rustler from japan. i fell over once and then i sat on a a mans head and he took me to a barn in the middle of a feild and made teach all the spuds two foreign languages. spuds are not very clever but they can drink some. as my old tooth-brush once said, you know the one about being in and not out. well being out is not in is it, so by being in in the firwst place it is quite easy to gou out, but nevermind that because the fith element of suprise is when u wake up and ur mates nanna is sat on ur face.belgium elephants are so rude it is unbeleiveable. beans have fifty seven varietys...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEANS!!!! beans r cool. in 1993 i was suckin on a sweet called extacy.shamone ur mum is on the phoine, fuck u i say, i am typing a letter or is it a transcription of the space time continuam, who knows but i bet it will taste nice with some under-pants made from cheese and rusks. i am going now iam not lost because i have been looking where i have been and not where i am going incase the little man asks if my nipples r hard goodbye runty see you in the ice-cream parlour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOBS TATS VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!MONKFISHSANDWHICHESNIGGASBEATSINHISCOFF EEFORFUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!DOUTHINKTHATIAMABITNUTSORWHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UMAKEMEFEELWARM!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!BOOBSTHATHANGARESAGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!B EANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


Umm.... What the hell was that? I don't exactly approve of the use of the word nigga.

[Zeroxx]

A 5-minute piece of... well you could call it art. Maybe. If you were near-blind.

Anyway here:

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/2775/hanksuicide1bq.png

EDIT: Here's another of the same image but with the actual Hank edited in:

http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/9702/hanksuicide8fl.png

[i am the monkey]

my shitty thing

hey i made a pik why didn't it come up can sum1 tell me how i put my pik up oon this

[t3lboy]

One from a noob

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d33/t3lboy/bender1.png

[Lozzie Stardust]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Lozzie1/Hankdeath.png

ph33r my l33t paint skillz.

Or not. :(

[t3lboy]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d33/t3lboy/monkey1.png

[taradon_cool]

http://img491.imageshack.us/img491/2892/hanksuicide23xt.jpg

My first attempt- yes it is on paint...

[Mercury126]

this is the best thread ive seen in a while

[Kevis-MD]

make sure you crank the speed to its max ;)
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iqlzog1ma0bg

what's with the star of david?


My attempt:
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2079/jfak4hh.gif

[Emubas]

Ah well, figured I'd give it a try as well.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/adarklingcalledsebastian/Hank.jpg

Edit: Hmmm, pretty small, let's see if I can enlarge it.
Another edit: Nope, afraid not. Photobucket is being a bitch.

[Super_SPAM]

Ok, i'm YOUNG and i SUCK at art, all of yours are SO GOOD, here's one for the noobs like me PLEASE DONT BAN ME FOR MY BAD ART SKILLZ OR FOR THE LANGUEGE....

ENJOY! http://artpad.art.com/?itwc5u971o4

SOOOO SORRY for double post :P...http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/

Choose bottom link =)

http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/

They Dont Go To The Right Thing!!! Arghh

If this doesn't work stuff it!...
here it goes!! http://artpad.art.com/?itwcly1mrnys

Ok, can anyone do my idea thisi is what i want....

Weebl & Bob....and two other men ( can be anyone ) are sitting in seats.. One of the men barfs ( show vomit ) and a speach bubble saying " EEW BARF! " then down bottom write " Watch Hank the Pear shove a tampon in his ass ( this will cause his head to explode :P so he will die a death he very much wanted )

and weebl & Bob HAVE to be crying!!!

Who ever does this for me i praise you :notworthy

/ Super_SPAM /

[Mountain Man]

In my opinion this is the most dangerous thing you could do!


http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/719/hanksuicide7fb.th.png (http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hanksuicide7fb.png)



Yes I know its not the best but i was using Microsoft Paint.
Comments welcome. :)

[Haroshi]

here's mine done in flash, brick aided suicide
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/Haroshi/peardeath1.png

[Eridanus]

http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/4092/myspace2kc.jpg