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weebl
25-04-2005, 01:02 PM
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This is the forum where emails from people like Carlos here will be posted.

scram
25-04-2005, 01:03 PM
Jonti, you just made my day :D

moog
25-04-2005, 01:05 PM
<3 carlos, i never forgot you :dreamy:

stav
25-04-2005, 01:06 PM
Oh how I missed him

Paradigm^
25-04-2005, 01:15 PM
What the cabbage?

Macca
25-04-2005, 01:17 PM
What the greasy, post-shroomage poop?

scram
25-04-2005, 01:17 PM
For the uninitiated, a couple of forums back there was a section for bat-shit-crazy-mad emails alongside the original Hell Ward, Confessional and Pie Pron boards.

Carlos was a cult figure for a small period of time.

But for some of us he never left our hearts.

Nuclear Spoon
25-04-2005, 01:20 PM
Is this gonna be a permanent thing or is it just some kinda of odd joke?

weebl
25-04-2005, 01:20 PM
no you can't

Macca
25-04-2005, 01:22 PM
Oh well, sorry. I envy Carlos in a way, so unshamed of his own natural beauty!

Thomp
25-04-2005, 01:26 PM
Carlos who? *reads* I still seemed to be confused. Rephrase yourself

Macca
25-04-2005, 01:32 PM
For the uninitiated, a couple of forums back there was a section for bat-shit-crazy-mad emails alongside the original Hell Ward, Confessional and Pie Pron boards.

Carlos was a cult figure for a small period of time.

But for some of us he never left our hearts.


Well that explained it for me!

Twatybollocks
25-04-2005, 01:42 PM
I remember the old forums but not this pile of trumpet. I must have erased it from my memory banks.

scram
25-04-2005, 01:47 PM
Carlos who? *reads* I still seemed to be confused. Rephrase yourself
Do I need to use a carefully prepared sequence of flash cards, annotated diagrams and hand puppets?

Carlos sent an email and picture of himself to weebl.

We laughed and loved him.

Carlos is back.

And so is the crazy emails forum.

Woo and yay!

vampiress
25-04-2005, 02:03 PM
hallelujah

Magpie
25-04-2005, 02:16 PM
hurray Carlos.
now like last time will loads of people promise to take pics carlos-style and then NOT DELIVER AFTER PLAYING WITH OUR HEARTS?

crab
25-04-2005, 02:28 PM
Ooooh, damn you making this on my last day for a while. (Stop grinning.)

So what does one do in this forum exactly?

Does one post crazy emails one has recieved?

Or send crazy emails?

Or only crazy emails with crazy pictures?

Lewiji
25-04-2005, 02:44 PM
I love carlos!

I always wanted to send him emails telling him of my undying love for his general strange language.

Maple Moose
25-04-2005, 02:52 PM
I never met him, But god bless him anyway.
Jonti, thank you for making my day!

moog
25-04-2005, 02:55 PM
Ooooh, damn you making this on my last day for a while. (Stop grinning.)

So what does one do in this forum exactly?

Does one post crazy emails one has recieved?

Or send crazy emails?

Or only crazy emails with crazy pictures?

the admins receive a lot of strange emails from fans of the site, and when we get a particularly noteworthy one, we'll post it here for all of you to bask in it's glory. Only admins can post threads and the forum itself is just intended as a bit of lighthearted fun, nothing more.

scram
25-04-2005, 02:57 PM
Ooooh, damn you making this on my last day for a while. (Stop grinning.)

So what does one do in this forum exactly?

Does one post crazy emails one has recieved?

Or send crazy emails?

Or only crazy emails with crazy pictures?
If it's anything like the last one it will be a forum for weebl and skoo to post some of the crazy emails they receive on a daily basis.

I would suggest you avoid posting threads along the lines of "OMG my friend sent me an email the other day and he was drunk LOLZ."

[edit] you always arrive before me, kernal :(

moog
25-04-2005, 02:59 PM
we've got some choice morsels lined up for this i tell you :)

crab
25-04-2005, 03:10 PM
Thanks.

Chavvy
25-04-2005, 03:12 PM
kernal, will they be as tasty (or more so) than the ones on your 'nicebutwrong' site?

I wait in anticipation if so.

Themig
25-04-2005, 03:24 PM
Ah carlos, so many memories.

Was it not posted on the main page awhile ago, or is that just my memory playing tricks on me again.

Paradigm^
25-04-2005, 03:29 PM
no you can'tCan't what?

Or has Jonti got supernatural powers and is answering the question "Does that mean we can send you crazy emails and you'll post them here?" before I ask it?

Nuclear Spoon
25-04-2005, 03:33 PM
Was he the guy who said "Good luck smucking those bagets."?

moog
25-04-2005, 03:35 PM
Can't what?

Or has Jonti got supernatural powers and is answering the question "Does that mean we can send you crazy emails and you'll post them here?" before I ask it?

there was a deleted post in there that you can't see by someone trying to be 'funny'

Wahoo
25-04-2005, 03:41 PM
i remember carlos from a looong time ago. sexeh beast

Paradigm^
25-04-2005, 03:41 PM
Oh.

I preferred my theory about Jonti having supernatural powers :(

Littleshore
25-04-2005, 03:56 PM
so.. when can we expect a letter?

Mozzer
25-04-2005, 03:56 PM
A whole section named after a psycho?

How rare.

crab
25-04-2005, 04:20 PM
After doing some homework on this ledgend that is Carlos, I can confirm:

He was not a psycho, he was cool!

(And SarChasm, Jonti DOES have psychic powers. But he only uses them for good.)

stav
25-04-2005, 04:32 PM
RIP? What the fuck are you on about?

crab
25-04-2005, 04:34 PM
He's not dead.

As far as I understand.

Nuclear Spoon
25-04-2005, 04:35 PM
He clearly hasn't got a flying fuck about what's going on, so he's just trying to look like he understands.

crab
25-04-2005, 04:39 PM
That's right. *nods sagely*

TusksRUs
25-04-2005, 04:54 PM
This forum has been here for a few hours now.

It's got a long name... and I didn't notice it until just now.

Amazing.

I'd never heard of Carlos before now though, but I think I get it...

oppernaR
25-04-2005, 04:55 PM
O

M

F

G

!!

Carlos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

\o/

renatzu
25-04-2005, 05:02 PM
A whole section named after a psycho?

How rare.
This entire forum is named after a psycho.

Lewiji
25-04-2005, 05:03 PM
I almost wet my pants when I originally saw it while I was in school. However the school network sucks horribly and cut off the entire page when I tried to open it. If only it had decided to cut off Carlos' pants instead

Cjw
25-04-2005, 05:11 PM
Egads :ultra:

Those are some funky pants

Jack Bauer
25-04-2005, 05:17 PM
So in short? We can post crazy e-mails? If I am wrong don't crucify me...I want to be cremated

Jimmeh
25-04-2005, 05:18 PM
I remember him! The e-mail was on about him saying how him and his friends do it all the time! And the lady with no legs and stuff!

Ah man this place is great I'm glad it's back. Much respect to whoever revived this.

stav
25-04-2005, 05:24 PM
So in short? We can post crazy e-mails? If I am wrong don't crucify me...I want to be cremated

No, read the thread.

piemastermike
25-04-2005, 05:25 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaay!

Dude
25-04-2005, 05:27 PM
:)

this makes me happy \o/

Jack Bauer
25-04-2005, 05:32 PM
I get it now stavrosjr, thank you

RobW
25-04-2005, 05:36 PM
Wow, Omg?

Jimbob jones
25-04-2005, 05:46 PM
How rare.
Wooo new forum etc

junior
25-04-2005, 05:56 PM
I've been here long enough to remember... but i don't. I don't remember it on the old forums or on these.

But anyway...

\o/

Mystical Parrot
25-04-2005, 05:59 PM
omh carlos \o/

i wonder what hes up to now...

AngryPaul
25-04-2005, 06:34 PM
omh carlos \o/

i wonder what hes up to now...Hopefully something sexy.

moog
25-04-2005, 06:51 PM
Ah man this place is great I'm glad it's back. Much respect to whoever revived this.

^_^

GungHo
25-04-2005, 07:20 PM
So, will the old Carlos mails be posted here? I'm curious!

Meatwad
25-04-2005, 07:25 PM
I am so confused.....

Who?

ZekeyLizard
25-04-2005, 09:02 PM
Hahahahaa!

Oh...strangely funny yet sad memories.

Joy.

moovok
25-04-2005, 10:21 PM
Sounds like a good idea, I loved it when the kernal posted a few emails in his blog once, really good rubbish stuff, laugh a million, can't wait to read some of these :D

EDIT: Will we be able to read your replies as well to the email, they're usually funny as well? :) PS. haven't started reading so if this is the case in the other topics, then ignore this question.

piemanmoo
26-04-2005, 01:41 AM
oh carlos, how we missed thee
I actualy have no idea who carlos is

Macca
26-04-2005, 01:46 AM
I already am in love with the bloke and I only just met him [/ sexingsbandwagon]

Empty Pie Dish
26-04-2005, 11:29 AM
Heh, i remember that.WTF all around!

Carlos was my secret lover(not)

Bikkel
26-04-2005, 02:21 PM
I love carlos, but I don't know who he is.
You do?
Explain it to me.
Please.
I want to know who carlos is.
Really.
True.
For real.
Yes
Yeah

TusksRUs
26-04-2005, 02:28 PM
I love carlos, but I don't know who he is.
You do?
Explain it to me.
Please.
I want to know who carlos is.
Really.
True.
For real.
Yes
Yeah

Did you even read the thread?

Dr_nwa
26-04-2005, 03:03 PM
People don't read threads, they just read 1 post.

More carlos. More
!

scram
26-04-2005, 03:05 PM
I'd like to personally thank the forum as a whole for dragging this great idea into the pits of frustration and mongism.

It takes a special breed of idiot to turn this thread into something which makes me want to walk off a tall building.

Congrats.

bionic sheep
26-04-2005, 03:46 PM
I suggest:

Turn off non-admin posting all together.

Mongs will be mongs, and they shall not be mongs in here.

eleanor
26-04-2005, 04:13 PM
Caaaaarlos!

Funnily enough I was remembering Carlos just earlier today! Oh my.

chompisen
28-04-2005, 02:05 PM
go go carlos \o/ this brings back happy memories \o\

Weeman
28-04-2005, 04:04 PM
I thnk I vaguely remember the previous incarnation of this forum, but I could be thinking of a different site so I'm not sure.




Either way, jolly good show for the revival!

Cynic
28-04-2005, 04:45 PM
Uh-oh, Dr weebl is the mod for this forum...

Cerberus
14-07-2005, 07:59 PM
I am so very sorry to post after so very vey long but what happened to Carlos?

wtfomfg kung fu
08-09-2005, 06:48 PM
answer the man!

crab
08-09-2005, 06:49 PM
He died.

Moral: don't jump naked on cars.*

*may be lies

Mind_of_cheese
06-10-2005, 03:23 PM
ahhhhhhhhgggggg there is a bit of cheese in my shoe

stalefish
06-10-2005, 03:30 PM
I'd stay in beginners a while longer, young one.

Try posting a 'hi I'm new' thread, or such.

Anyways, I am far too new to know who Carlos is, yet I am not stewpeed and have read the thread.

For those lazy people:

For the uninitiated, a couple of forums back there was a section for bat-shit-crazy-mad emails alongside the original Hell Ward, Confessional and Pie Pron boards.

Carlos was a cult figure for a small period of time.

But for some of us he never left our hearts.

Sebas
30-01-2006, 09:49 PM
Haha, I just read back most of the threads here (Yes, I had time too much ;) ) and I just want to thank Carlos. I never knew him, but he has just made my day with this part of the forum. All hail Carlos!

Belcherdude1992
04-03-2006, 06:51 PM
i joined AC (After Carlos) so i don't have a clue what this is about, in other words: http://img83.exs.cx/img83/9995/3bunny_pancake.jpg

da-geezer
04-03-2006, 07:15 PM
i joined AC (After Carlos)

Furthermore, I think most people joined AORP.

(After Overused Retarded Picture, fyi)

Soapie
04-03-2006, 08:41 PM
(After Overused Retarded Picture, fyi)Yah, it's quite clear that there are -two- pancakes on that godforsaken rabbit's head.

Paradigm^
04-03-2006, 08:55 PM
I want to see a bunny with a proper pancake on its head. You know, the ones that you make in a frying pan on Pancake Day.

basstard
04-03-2006, 09:05 PM
I want to see a bunny with a proper pancake on its head. You know, the ones that you make in a frying pan on Pancake Day.

What the bunny has on it's head is known as a Scotch pancake, which is usually eaten by itself or with butter/jam for when guests are round as a little nibble.

The big pancake-day pancakes are essentially crêpes in all but name. And would probably cover the bunny's entire head, blinding it.

Paradigm^
04-03-2006, 09:35 PM
Perhaps, but it'd be a bloody funny image.

Far better than that overused piece of poo.

Belcherdude1992
04-03-2006, 10:34 PM
sorry, i could not resist

Monique
12-04-2006, 01:20 AM
How confusing this all is.

PatatoeMassacre
14-04-2006, 11:55 AM
You are what you eat, the French got thin midget pancakes, the Americans got fat midget pancakes, and the Dutch got big, thin, sexy pancakes.

Magicaltina
02-05-2006, 06:43 PM
Urm...mmm pancakes....YES I AM A NOOB...*looks around room* well i reckon magical trevor is a TRANSVESTITE...no joke...no man can have all that power without breaking without having a strong wooman behind him...see no, MAGICAL TREVOR IS A GIRL...HE IS A SHE...CALLED TINA...

[USER BANNED FOR THIS POST]

2-D
02-05-2006, 06:57 PM
Erm...yes?

Sorry :(

Hydralisk
29-06-2006, 12:41 PM
Its ok - he is gone now...

back vaugely ontopic, woo for Carlos [although I wasn't around when he was, he seems a reat guy :)]

Corn_Fest
07-07-2006, 12:10 AM
moved to cheesebin!

http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showthread.php?t=51698

Smartie
07-07-2006, 02:16 PM
Might I advise you not to post off topic random stuff, and not derail threads. You can post blurry pictures of rabbits and pancakes in the Cheesebin.

Don Squadron
09-07-2006, 01:06 PM
Might I advise you not to post off topic random stuff, and not derail threads. You can post blurry pictures of rabbits and pancakes in the Cheesebin.

this thread has already flown off the rails, so I shall put it back on.

Carlos is like, the man, don't you agree?

katt
16-07-2006, 03:16 AM
After careful consideration of the photo I have decided that he has a lovely knee.

Kirsty
27-07-2006, 11:26 PM
ve just spent my evening reading the whole thread. and it is clear to me that no emails have infact been posted. just crazy ass rabbits and carlos worship? no ok then.

Erasmus
27-07-2006, 11:44 PM
ve just spent my evening reading the whole thread. and it is clear to me that no emails have infact been posted. just crazy ass rabbits and carlos worship? no ok then.

The emails are in the OTHER THREADS in this forum. ¬_¬

El Kabong
28-07-2006, 12:01 AM
Other THREAD. There is only "I am the law." and frankly, it's not all that funny.

Erasmus
28-07-2006, 12:11 AM
Other THREAD. There is only "I am the law." and frankly, it's not all that funny.

OIC.

You've got the forum on stupid settings.

Go to the bottom of the forum, where you see this:

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7840/settingsnb7.png

and change it to what you see there

clu291
02-12-2006, 02:18 PM
my apologies but i am so confused that i may randomly explode :eek: which is why i post this warning. never eat cabbage, unless you know what the hell is going on... :zoidberg:

Turkey Sandwich
02-12-2006, 04:50 PM
Is this the incomprehensible spamming thread now?

esquilax
02-12-2006, 08:42 PM
I know, it feels like I've accidentally wandered into the Cheesebin.

yowyow
11-12-2006, 07:33 AM
c-r-a-z-y! :D

Meltyfox
05-06-2007, 10:19 AM
So is Carlos awake in that photo? Because if not the way his arms are stretched upwards is quite impressive. Like a characature of a sleepwalker.

Emptyspraycan
05-06-2007, 08:12 PM
Not many of the cars have number plates, does anybody know why?

I Lion Heart I
07-06-2007, 06:02 PM
Because in some countries (like USA) they don't have number plates on the front of the cars. Only the back.

rachel ^_^
20-11-2007, 01:53 PM
Because in some countries (like USA) they don't have number plates on the front of the cars. Only the back.

wow! you learn something new every day!

also yes, his knee is not bad, as far as knees go!

Rhiyo
21-11-2007, 04:46 AM
lol 5 month delay post

livewirekitty
26-11-2007, 01:41 AM
Because in some countries (like USA) they don't have number plates on the front of the cars. Only the back.

This depends on where you live in the US. Where I live at you have to have a front and back license plate. I've never known it to be any different for as long as I have lived here.