Subj: Scientist need help. (Updated 10/5/05)

[skoo]

My name is Chukwu Benedict. I am writing from Nigeria. I stay at 12 Babinton Asaye street Okota Isolo Lagos. I need help in construction based on a new motion law. I do not have transportation cost but a prove of my personaliy. A formular i derived for finding the area of a circle excluding the pie.

phone *****-*******
Email ******@yahoo.com

----------------MY REPLY BELOW----------------

Greetings Chukwu,

My name is skoo, and I am wearing a blue t-shirt today. I quite like
eating pies. What sort of construction are you planning? What sort of
costs are you looking for?

Could you tell us more about the formular? It sounds interesting!

Regards,

skoo

----------------HIS REPLY BELOW----------------

It is Chukwu benedict again. The construction i am talking about is ment for a device that can be used to power aircrafts boats e.t.c. without the use of air or expansion of gasses for moton. It can also work if covered totaly but that of the prop eller method or rocket will not wok if totally corvered or sealed.

The mathematical formular is just to serve as a pove.
******@yahoo.com

----------------MY REPLY BELOW----------------

Hello again Chukwu Benedict!

It is skoo here, and today I am typing with two hands! This sounds very exciting to me, the formular must be quite complex. Do you have any diagrams that I could see? Or is it top secret?

Please let me know!

Regards,

skoo

----------------HIS REPLY BELOW----------------

Hi Skoo. It is Benedict again. The formular is a secrete for now. All i am asking for is how i can get you or your organisation to help me basaed on my project. I am only an inventor stranded in this country with no hope. If you mean emailing the formular to you i am confused.

******@yahoo.com

----------------MY REPLY BELOW----------------

Hi Benedict!

It is Mr Skoo here again. I understand the need for you to keep the
formular secrete, but perhaps I may be able to offer some assistance.
How can me or my organisation help you? What sort of help do you need?
We are based in London,England,UK,Europe,Northern hemisphere,Earth.

I do not wish for you to e-mail us the forumular, as it is obviously
your secrete for now! Do you have proof of your identity? A picture of
yourself? Please let me know.

Regards,

Mr Skoo

----------------HIS REPLY BELOW----------------

Hi mr Skoo. It is Chukwu Benedict again. I have a picture of my self.
This is the formular.
D*D-(3/14D*D)
D meaning diameter
Dsquare minus (three divided by fourteen Dsquare)
USE BODMAS

******@yahoo.com

----------------MY REPLY BELOW----------------

Hi Chukwu Benedict,

It is Mr Skoo again. Thank you for sharing the formular. I must admit,
mathematics is not my strong point. You mentioned before about
requiring some help from us, what help do you need?

May I see the picture of you so I can show my colleagues? They are
very interested in your formular.

We will keep this information secrete for you.

Regards,

Mr Skoo.
----------------HIS REPLY BELOW----------------

Hi mr Skoo. What i want is how i can come over for the project of my invention based on a new motionlaw. I do not have money on me.

I stay at 12 Babington Asaye street Canal avenue Okota Isolo Lagos Nigeria.
******@yahoo.com


http://img124.echo.cx/img124/8708/chukwu4mj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

----------------HIS REPLY BELOW----------------

Hi mr Skoo. It is Chukwu Benedict again. Please tell me howfar.

----------------MY REPLY BELOW----------------

Hi Chukwu Benedict!

It is Dr Skoo here, I am sorry for the slow reply, it was my birthday!

I have attached a picture of me in January. I have lost a lot of
weight since the picture was taken, and I even shaved! Twice!

In answer to your question, we are about 3098 miles from Lagos. My
associates and I are very keen to see more proof of your identity.

Mr Fromage Frais, our accountant, said that one picture alone is not
proof, so do you have another picture that I can show him?

{{YES, THIS IS A FAKE PIC OF ME}}

http://img214.echo.cx/img214/9207/january222001354mt.jpg

----------------TO BE CONTINUED?----------------

[Paradigm^]

This is completely and utterly fantastic! :D

You may also have a groundbreaking idea on your hands which you could steal, patent, and then be able to live off for the rest of your lives!

Maybe :ninja:

[Arkwright]

This would be the same e-mail from Kernal's blog?

I don't understand why they bother flogging the idea of a formula that circum-navigates pi on a cartoon site.

[skoo]

Possibly the first email. The second was to me directly.

[Lewiji]

A formular to calculate the area of a circle without pie?

What is a circle, without pie? Nothing. A circle simply ceases to exist without some form of beefy goodness.

What this means of course is that this sudden disappearance must cause a lot of matter in space-time to be ripped apart and thus energy is produced, making any object attached to a circle fly inter-stellar distances!

DON'T YOU SEE SKOO? DON'T YOU SEEEEE?

[Arkwright]

My God! Benedict plans to use your money to destroy the universe!

He's like some evil nigerian genius, cunning

[eidderf]

Why did he tell you where he lived, is so you know where to send him money so he can build an engine. It's odd that he would contact a admin on an internet toon website, it's not like they're going to be the biggest supply of money and support in the world.

[Patrick Moore]

I do belive I almost lolled...

[Fox]

Haha nice replies skoo. :p

What will happen next?

[moovok]

I always hate but also enjoy To Be Continued things, can't wait for this one... :D I wait with baited breath (not bad breath, baited - I'm waiting...)

[Chavvy]

I <3 scambaiting. More I say, more!

[Dyakson]

Bah. There's no Alt-1234 code for "π". Sucky ASCII protocols...

Mmmmmm, π.

I wonder if this Nigerian guy is serious? If there is a way to find the area of a circle without using "π", that would be quite rare. But I can't imagine how you make aircraft engines from that concept though...

[oppernaR]

Do you have any diagrams that I could see?

We need complicated diagrams!!!

Please let him send some! Oh dear god, PLEASE!

[Maple Moose]

Me likes the sounds of this!

[Macca]

I might just make an engine based on his principles and use it for my bike.................


Oh do continue when he emails back!!

[Maple Moose]

I think its quite sweet actually that this person is asking for help, this could be the beginning of a great friendship between skoo and Chukwu

[Skorne]

This is a great section. I'm gonna be reading these emails alla the time now.

[Al2]

We need complicated diagrams!!!
But these get you a complete lack of angry emails from readers!

Also, how do you type with two hands? I tried it once but my fingers crossed over and we had to call the fire brigade to separate them again.

[Paradigm^]

Only Skoo can type with two hands, for he is Skilled.

[Arkwright]

Only Skoo can type with two hands, for he is Skooed.
Good God, I hate myself for that one.

[hamsternator]

I still stand by my Nigeria Conspiracy method:
They are building an pie cannon capable of huge nuclear capabilities. They then can hold the world to ransom, and blow it up whenever the hell they feel like it.

*Yes, I know this is retarded, but it's a possibility!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Good Gay, I hate myself.

Yes.

[LeoZ]

oh my these are gold :isay:

[invisiblekid]

It is skoo here, and today I am typing with two hands! This sounds very exciting to me, the formular must be quite complex. Do you have any diagrams that I could see? Or is it top secret?



diagram
http://img171.echo.cx/img171/7620/untitled1copy4if.jpg

formula
area = (d squared) - (2/3 x d squared) should work

correct me if my memorys crapier than a donkeys sewage farm

tested

stinks of teh poop, but i tried

you could use

251327/800 x r squared, works to the level of acuraccy for everyday use

[Arkwright]

You cannot make circle without pie goodness, this Benedict is either a liar or a practitioner of witchcraft.

[Tiode]

You cannot make circle without pie goodness, this Benedict is either a liar or a practitioner of witchcraft.

I say the latter.

[Dyakson]

formula
area = (d squared) - (2/3 x d squared) should work

correct me if my memorys crapier than a donkeys sewage farm

tested

stinks of teh poop, but i tried

you could use

251327/800 x r squared, works to the level of acuraccy for everyday use

251327/80000 is pi, to some decimal places.

Hmm. A circle of radius r centered on the point (0,0) can be defined as x squared + y squared = r squared. Maybe he's found a way to integrate that to find the area.

I can't understand how that makes new engine technology work though...

[Paradigm^]

Tell Chukwu to hurry up! I need to hear more about his theories!

Learning from other threads, I go on the premise that "big letters always help you get your point across."

[skoo]

Bump for update.

[Chavvy]

'Formular secrete' sounds like an ingredient in a hair product to me... :)

I hope this turns into a huge scambaiting session. If he supplies a photo skoo, will you send one in return??

[skoo]

A photo, yes. I'm not sure if it will be of me.

[eggmuffin]

Send one of Kernal, when he's in a good mood.

You know what I'm talking about.

[Paradigm^]

Send one of the pics from the "make weebl LESS scary" thread :D

[freddiestarfish]

I vote to send a pic of hanson.
That or a goat.

[scram]

I'd like to offer my scientoffic skills to his project.

I have a degree in psyence and am very skilled with formulars and preventing the leaking of secretes.

[moog]

Send one of Kernal, when he's in a good mood.

You know what I'm talking about.

:)

[Macca]

Oooh, Ooooh, now, take the pictures now!



Secretes means to hide something somewhere.................wonder where he is hidding his formular?

[Wahoo]

i wonder if he wants a picture of your secrets aka secrets being private knowledge aka privates.

[Weeman]

This is quite wonderful. The people demand pictoral evidence.

[Tiode]

Well isnt this exciting.
Random, but exciting.

[eleanor]

preventing the leaking of secretes.
And also preventing the secreting of leaks.

[Lagmeister]

And also preventing the secreting of leaks.

and leaks of secretion

This is rather amusing, if I do say so myself, which I did.

[Al2]

Secretes means to hide something somewhere
Also like when goo comes out of your skin or whatever. Like, snails secrete slime. I don't, therefore, want to know about him secreting his formulars.

[eggmuffin]

It must be very practical if he ever were to get a job as a math-teacher.

"What is the answer to the equation oozing out of my wrist?"

[skoo]

Updated

[Macca]

\0/ we have the formular!! But no pic? He says he has a photo but he probably doesn't know how to attach it.........

[NarkAgent]

How have I only just found this?

Skoo, he sounds like a scammer with a heart. Give him £10000 now! :p

Is it me, or does secrete forumular sound like the actions of a lactating woman?

[Patrick Moore]

Oh no Chukwu! He's told someone his formular, therefore putting it in the public domain, and therefore losing his right to patent it ):

Sucks for Chukwu Benedict.

[eggmuffin]

I can't be arsed to test it. Does it work? Can it be used to accurately find the area of a circle without using pi?

[NarkAgent]

I'm am scared to admit that it comes pretty damn close :(

[scram]

Mr skoo raveeld his secrete!

Yur going too HEL Mr skoo!

:(

[Patrick Moore]

Bugger me, that's close.

For a circle of radius 2 it's 12.566370614359172953850573533118

His forumula makes 12.571428571428571428571428571429

[eggmuffin]

Bloody hell. I suppose he's not a scammer after all. Or at least he's smarter than he appears to be in the mails.

[Cynic]

Yes, but he's only close rather than dead on so why would you want to use it?

It might be a good trick at parties though

[Shave]

using more examples:

d=5:
formula: 19.64285714
pi x r x r: 19.63495408

d=10
forumla: 78.57142857
pi x r x r: 78.53981634

d=297
formula: 69307.07143
pi x r x r: 69279.1866

where r = radius = 1/2 D


his forumla works very well, but isn't quite accurate and this is amplified with bigger numbers. and i can't see why you would ever need to use this formula when you can just use pi x r x r (can't be bother to get character map)

[eggmuffin]

It might be a good trick at parties though
What kind of parties do you go to?

[NarkAgent]

What kind of parties do you go to?Really dull ones :p

[eggmuffin]

Can you imagine? Nine drunken teens sitting around a table trying to think of clever ways of calculating the mass of their beer.

[Cynic]

Really dull ones :p

Now that was a genius comedy answer [/Sarcasm]

Anyway, what else can you use a second rate mathematical formulae for? You can hardly put it out on the street.

[eggmuffin]

Anarchistic emo kids will use it to demostrate their non-conformism.

[Lagmeister]

Give it a cardboard box and get it to live in the second rate formular colonies under the motorways.

[MONKEY050]

using more examples:

d=5:
formula: 19.64285714
pi x r x r: 19.63495408

d=10
forumla: 78.57142857
pi x r x r: 78.53981634

d=297
formula: 69307.07143
pi x r x r: 69279.1866

where r = radius = 1/2 D


his forumla works very well, but isn't quite accurate and this is amplified with bigger numbers. and i can't see why you would ever need to use this formula when you can just use pi x r x r (can't be bother to get character map)

I've noticed a pattern though. Have a see at this:

Shane's first example:
d=5:
formula: 19.64285714
pi x r x r: 19.63495408

Do you remember the thing where you round up or down after the decimal? Look at the hundredths place on the formular version: 19.64285714. Now look at the other one in the same spot. 19.63495408.

When you round 4 to the nearest thousandth in the formular version, it rounds down to 3 in that place on the pi x r x r version. Try to find the pattern, I hate math and can't be buggered to find any pattern in the rest. It looks like it's got some kind of relation trend though. Test it out and see if I came upon something. :rolleyes:

[scram]

:rolleyes:

Listen carefully

:eng101: Factorise his "formula" properly

D² - (3/14 D²) => (1 - 3/14) D²

:eng101: Replace the D with 2R

(1 - 3/14) D² => (1 - 3/14) (2R)² => (1 - 3/14) * 4 * R²

:eng101: Multiply through the numerical terms

((1 - 3/14) * 4) R² = 3.142857 R²



OH, HARRO HANS BRIX! IS THAT A CRUDE ESTIMATE FOR PI?


I cracked your code Chukwu and I see you for the fraud you are.

You and your crude estimates are no match for THIS organisation, friend.

[eggmuffin]

Is there any way we can find out if this "Chukwu" isn't someone from the forums?
I imagine he'd be laughing all the way to Arizona by now, if that was the case.

[Chrisper]

Yes. I thought it was just a load of numbers to make pi. Really.

[Jack Bauer]

Although this appeared cool on the surface I took it to my maths teacher who made quick work of it and drew the same conclusion as Scrambled

[scram]

I should be a maths teacher.

I could make millions teaching the sprogs who will become tomorrow's leaders.

Oh wait...

[vampiress]

Is there any way we can find out if this "Chukwu" isn't someone from the forums?
I imagine he'd be laughing all the way to Arizona by now, if that was the case.
arizona is no laughing matter.

[Sk£tch]

Don't forget to use BODMAS or he will secrete all over you!

Benedict eh? I smell papal trickery!

[Arkwright]

It's especially weird because he says "I have come up with a formula, but it has nothing to do with my idea for building and engine, so just forget all about it".

Beware his sly powers of misdirection.

[Smartie]

I think the next reply from skoo should be...

Dear Chuckwu Benedict.
I have tried your secrete formular and it very nearly works.
I was so excited I passed it on to a scientist friend of mine.
Unfortunately he discovered that it was not patented and has stolen it as his own.
I know this is wrong, and hard luck for you, but he says if you try to use it again he will sue.

No hard feelings, eh?
Best Wishes to Nigeria
Mr Skoo.

[eggmuffin]

Followed by a polite:

"And what of this engine you speak so highly about? Send me the plans."

[Al2]

Forget the formular and concentrate on the engine!

[skoo]

Updated! Woo, I see we hit five gold stars!

[Gin&Tonic]

He looks like a Bradford bouncer. Invite him to a meet, he can be your bodyguard!

[Al2]

Oo er.

Does that make sense to anyone? Specifically Mr Skoo, who will have to respond :s

[Littleshore]

Marty Feldman for fake picture of you Skoo!


http://www.nndb.com/people/623/000043494/martyfeldman-sm.jpg

[NarkAgent]

I give you Professor Mark Smith from Warwick University!

http://physweb.spec.warwick.ac.uk/nmr/marks.jpg

He has the most fantastic tank top collection!

[Jack Bauer]

Why not use the picture of Carlos?

[Shave]

fuck knows who this is but it looks funny:

http://photos3.flickr.com/3489504_8c83569ca2.jpg

or even this guy:

http://www.indiana.edu/~phipsi/albums/house/24280017_G.sized.jpg

[eggmuffin]

I suggest, once more, that you send a picture of Kernal.
Put some glasses on him and Chukwu will be shivering with intellectual delight.

If not then this (http://www.emich.edu/public/geo/clement.html) man is also called Chukwu. Clement Chukwu. By a freak coincidence, he is also Nigerian.
He won a silver medal in Sydney, he did. Smashing!
He also has a Major in Urban and Regional Planning and a Minor in Geography from Eastern Michigan University and a Major in Geography and Planning from the University of Jos in Nigeria.

A man of spotless repute, in other words.

[Patrick Moore]

Chukwu benedict made me get cola up my nose.

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/4696/dad7wx.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Just search for words like "dad" or "uncle" or just random names.

[eggmuffin]

I'm afraid to try.

[LeoZ]

I intend to send him a FAKE picture. I need your help in locating a suitable image. It must be funny, but not overly so. Reply with them here

http://img170.echo.cx/img170/5051/oddman7hm.jpg

[Jack Bauer]

LeoZ! Stealing that picture from the Jam Mafia! :D

[LeoZ]

LeoZ! Stealing that picture from the Jam Mafia! :D

I was the one who sujested we use it in the first place.

Sorry for off-topicness :trex:

[eggmuffin]

Leoz' looks like something out of a fantasy-game.

[Jack Bauer]

Check out what Mickey is doing to Minnie :)

[Macca]

http://www.politicalinformation.net/encyclopedia/180px-Photo-michaelhoward-nov2003-1.jpg


Uber Bad Taste Joke.............

vote lib dem

[Fade Away]

New motion law, I want to hear this!

[bionic sheep]

Goatse.

Or carlos. Send the Carlos picture, in fact. That would be funneh.

[Dyakson]

http://www.politicalinformation.net/encyclopedia/180px-Photo-michaelhoward-nov2003-1.jpg


Uber Bad Taste Joke.............

vote lib dem

Hehehe.

Does anyone else feel sorry for this guy, or that it's a bit mean to wind him up like this?

[bionic sheep]

Not really.

It's almost certainly a scam, anyway.

"I need money to support my business venture. Give me lots, and I promise you'll double your money!"

Bollocks.

Probably deserves it.

[skoo]

Less obvious pics pls, they have to be funny to us, but believable to him.

[Paradigm^]

OMG SKOO USED TXT SPEAK! :p

I think you should try to get him to explain his motionlaw to you in as much detail as possible. It's the crux of the issue, I feel.

[AngryPaul]

These actually came up when I searched Google for skoo...

http://members.aol.com/ZKiZ/skoo.jpg
http://www.btica.net/skoo.jpg
http://www.canr.uconn.edu/nusci/images/skoo.jpg

[Chavvy]

Thread gets better and better...

I reckon a nice chav picture will go down well..

http://img95.echo.cx/img95/4834/chav8ju.th.jpg (http://img95.echo.cx/my.php?image=chav8ju.jpg)

[Paradigm^]

I like AP's last picture, it's perfect.

[eggmuffin]

Surely mine wasn't obvious. He was a Nigerian named Chukwu.

[Macca]

Would he really know who The Conservative Party leader is?


ok, how about this.

http://rdanderson.com/film/images/atlnts2.jpg

Definitely.

http://www.tenthplanet.co.uk/memorabilia/brian%20blessed%20memorabilia/Brian-in-full-flow.jpg

[Marlowe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/MarloweGCHQ/Des.jpg

I reckon that just about covers it.

[JimmywiT]

http://storm.prohosting.com/dannywin/graphics/gc/sh-gc-ra-dtp-man.jpg (Big Picture)

I reckon this would be alright

[eggmuffin]

Macca. Your whateveritis doesn't work.

[Mr Zero]

An uber womanizing pimp dude suits you Skoo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/thankyouplease/sid_unmasked_new_1.jpg

[xanthateto]

I kinda think this is a bit unfair.. it's not really his fault he doesn't understand English that well, although I have no idea how he came to think this was the right place to send his stuff..

Unless this actually does turn out to be a scam I think this is horribly mean, getting his hopes up like this.

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

I kinda think this is a bit unfair.. it's not really his fault he doesn't understand English that well, although I have no idea how he came to think this was the right place to send his stuff..

Unless this actually does turn out to be a scam I think this is horribly mean, getting his hopes up like this.

If it turns out not to be a scam, we should all donate money to him for providing a good source of comedy and amazing formulae.

[SPACKlick]

Why is everyone saying "if" has anyone looked at the formula? it isn't the area of a circle.

what he has is 3.14285714285714285714xRxR (which is just 22/7r*r) this was an old way of estiamting the area of a circle

which is an allright approximation for the area of a circle but is an average of 27 cm squared out across the first 256 integer radius circles.

Send him an improved formula in the next email something like 219911485751286/70000000000000 r squared

or to be accurate to 15 dp (439822971502571/(1.4*10^14))r squared

[sack the chimp]

What he has isnt even a formula really, it should surely equal something?

[skoo]

Bump for update

[NarkAgent]

Genius! I love your replies Skoo! :D They make me giggle.

Mr Fromage Frais will be ever so please when Chukwu sends more ID proof ;)

[Paradigm^]

You may well have ruined it with Fromage Frais, but nice one on the picture choice. I also like the way you've upped it from Skoo to Mr Skoo and now Dr Skoo. What next? Prof. Skoo? King Skoo? Emperor Skoo, Lord of the World?

[eggmuffin]

The picture blew it. If he's still on the hook, he's either retarded or stupid in some other very similar way, just without the excuse.

[Zoidy]

I tried doing the formular with D = 1 but I can't get 3.1415etc.

Maybe I'm not doing it right.

[Macca]

Yes, I'm sure they speak French as a first language in Nigeria............I might be wrong though, but I doubt it!


Great pic though, but Brian Blessed would have been ace!

[DutchDemon]

I tried doing the formular with D = 1 but I can't get 3.1415etc.

Maybe I'm not doing it right.
If you want pi as the approximate answer, D should be 2. (Since D = 2r)

[SPACKlick]

His formular isn't writeen in a particularly good way but it jsut approximates pi to 22/7 which is RUBBASH

[Maple Moose]

I want to donate to him quite badly.

[cliffhanger]

I found an old pound note the other day. He can have that.

[moovok]

Loving the picture and... Mr Fromage Frais, PURE GENIUS!!!

[SPACKlick]

Sadly fromage frais probably tripped skoo up, 'tis likely he speaks french

[crab]

I just launched a rofflecopter fleet!

Bet he doesn't have another picture of the same person.

Maybe he'll cotton onto you soon.

[lellykelly]

I'd like to marry Mr Fromage Frais please and thank you.

[Mat^]

This thread has been keeping me rolling on the floor, and getting some strange looks from the people around me.

Can't wait for the update!

[DaveCalibra]

Hehe, great stuff here. I reckon a photofit from Crimewatch would have made it funnier yet. :D

[Midget]

Sadly fromage frais probably tripped skoo up, 'tis likely he speaks french

People can have surnames from other languages you know, mine is irish. :eng101:

[SPACKlick]

Yes, but fromage frais is not a common french surname now is it

[Midget]

Of course it is, what about... uhhh... that guy... Maybe you're right.

But if "today I am typing with two hands!" or "and I am wearing a blue t-shirt today." didn't give skoo away, then I'm sure this probably won't. :p

[SPACKlick]

Those are things which could be colloquialisms or phrases that chukwu might not know.

[Skiddadle]

Yes, but fromage frais is not a common french surname now is it

But isn't it possible that the guy who invented fromage frais was possibly called mr. frais? or something... maaaybe?

then again maybe I'm talking crap

[Jack Bauer]

No because "frais" means fresh in French so really it's nothing to do with whoever came up with the recipie

[Chrisper]

Actually it means cream...

[eleanor]

No, "crème" means cream. "Frais" means "fresh" (or "fees" :eng101: ).

[Macca]

And Frommage=teh cheese!


But Frommage Frais isn't = Fresh Cheese, it's actually a type of yoghurty thing I think...

Chrisper confoosed his Frenches, Créme Frais is fresh cream, a common phrase.

[SPACKlick]

it is fresh cheese. It is cheese that dsoesn't set due to the bacteria that are used to make it so it stays in a yogurty consitency.

[ro-ro]

SPACKlick is right! I know because I just spent three months studying dairy products, including soft cheeses, different types of milk (i sampled 15 varietys), creams, dairy desserts, etc. Fromage frais is a soft cheese which is usually stocked under the yoghurt/dessert section in a supermarket.

[eggmuffin]

Sounds facinating. Please, tell us more.

[mould2k]

wow my sarcasmometer just exploded.

damn thats gonna cost a bundle to replace

[Explosivo]

Skoo.. Please update this.. You know you want to, and you Know you have updates with pictures...

[eggmuffin]

If he hasn't updated it, it'd because there is nothing to update with. Benedict has probably commited suicide (or the online equivalent).

[Explosivo]

If he hasn't updated it, it'd because there is nothing to update with. Benedict has probably commited suicide (or the online equivalent).
I Happen to know that there is extra stuff to be added to this thread. I would not have posted otherwise. Skoo himself told me he would update it "soon" at the back end of may. But he hasnt.

[eggmuffin]

Aha. My mistake. Apologies, Great One.

[SPACKlick]

Hurry yourself up skoo, I say.

[George Bush]

I need help too

[eggmuffin]

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Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

"George Bush"? That is such a pathetic attempt at political satire that it hurts my head.




What exactly is it you need help with? You and who else?