Pepsi complaint

[skoo]

My name is michelle thompson and I have been purchasin pepsi for 10 years
and have never had a ptromblem till yesterday when i purchased a 24 pack
when I got home to put it in fridge tere were 4 cans empty and 4 dented
that were leaking slowly I called the store and they said they cannot help
me so here I am trying to contact someone I hope you can help me I paid 7.49
plus taxes and got like half a case of pepsi please email me back as soon as
possible at ******@vianet.ca

________

WTF?

[Nuclear Spoon]

Was this in your spam folder, by any chance?

[Purple Wabbit]

Methinks she might not have meant that email to send to you skoo...

Or she is deceived into thinking that 'skoo' means 'send your pepsi complaints here'

[Zoidy]

Wow, 7.49. That must really dent your wallet.

Get a job. Get over it. Teaches you not to binge on Pepsi.

[Czar]

That's why Coke is always the way to go.

[Lewiji]

Well Skoo, I hope you bit the bullet and duly repaid her! It is disgusting how this shop has ripped her off and you are the only guidance in such a matter.

[Oli]

That Really was WTF.

[Purple Wabbit]

Her maths is faulty.

24 cans
8 damaged
24-8=16
24/2=12
12 does not equal 16

Sheesh, you'd expect someone who made an intelligent complaint like that to check her figures!

[/pedantic whining]

[Lagmeister]

So the evil owner of Pepsi is in fact Skoo, everything is now slotting into place.

[moovok]

They gave her more, or less, and because of which it screwed up her maths and I don't know Skoo, you have your birthday fund, just accept the blame and deal it out of that cash fund :P

[xanthateto]

I almost thought this thread was gonna be about me when I saw the title..

[Chrisper]

So are you going to pay up? Hmm?

[Explosivo]

How can you possible not realise that half the cans were dented when you picked it up in the shop?

And If some of them were empty surely it would have felt a lot lighter as well?

Quite a stupid mistake really

[Maple Moose]

What the hell....what is wrong with her?

[vampiress]

:eng101:
that hurt to read.
she must have been suffering caffeine withdrawal.

[Shpox]

What the hell....what is wrong with her?
A number of things. A large number of things.

[Weeman]

What the hell....what is wrong with her?
It would be simpler to ask what's right with her.

[Shave]

probably a completely unrelated person but michelle thompson (http://www.15megsoffame.com/artist/1339/Michelle-Thompson/songs)

if it is the wrong person then at least she got some advertisement for her music

[itchy]

oh no! not teh pepsi!


she's broke now... :(

[AngryPaul]

I didn't know that you dealt in this stuff.

Expect an email about my Iced Gems soon....

[Macca]

WTF indeed, WTHF. But I can't see why she didn't just get one of those two litre bottles or even two, they are a heck of a lot more ecconomical now............

[eggmuffin]

She didn't notice that half her soda cans were cracked or empty when she bought them?

[Smartie]

indeed - she a fool. does she not know pepsi is only 69p for 2 litres (at selected specialist outlets), which is the same as 6 whole cans, and therefore much more bargainous than the £2.19 'real' supermarkets charge.

Now then, 24 cans = about 8 litres, which is only £2.76, and in american money that is still only $5.52 (generously accounting 2 to 1 for the exchange rate).

Thus may I suggest that she is replied to and advised of her foolishness!

Also, cans weigh a LOT. I'd bloody notice if 4 of them were empty and i'd PROBABLY also notice if they were leaking, as pepsi would clearly be visible running down my legs/ top/ hair (wherever is closest to where she carried them).

Conclusion >>>>

Americans :rolleyes:

[Horse]

Seems likes the age old mistake of transporting your cans by rope tied to towbar rather than in the boot/trunk.

[eggmuffin]

Conclusion >>>>

Americans :rolleyes:
In the civilized world, this is what we know as bigotry.



How I loathe people who assume they can judge others from where they have the misfortune or, in this case, fortune of being born.

[Dyakson]

Eggmuffin is west of the pond, then? :D

[renatzu]

According to his location, he's from 10 East longitude. I'm not sure how well you know geography, but that's Eastern England.

British :rolleyes:

-not serious-

[Smartie]

In the civilized world, this is what we know as bigotry.



How I loathe people who assume they can judge others from where they have the misfortune or, in this case, fortune of being born.

FFS, did you get a humour bypass?

I am a lesbian with an AMERICAN jewish girlfriend. I’m not a bigot, I just have a sense of humour, which I believe you are missing.

[Al2]

Her maths is faulty.

24 cans
8 damaged
24-8=16
24/2=12
12 does not equal 16

Sheesh, you'd expect someone who made an intelligent complaint like that to check her fingers!

[/pedantic whining]
Fixed

Also she had to take her shoes off.

[eggmuffin]

According to his location, he's from 10 East longitude. I'm not sure how well you know geography, but that's Eastern England.
You're way off. I'm from Oslo, Norway and my coordinates are correct..

[gwasanaethau]

FWEE!! there's nothing wrong with pepsi..... unless there's something wrong with it. I refuse to take sides.
A good old penguin is far better for one's health.

[Twiz]

indeed - she a fool. does she not know pepsi is only 69p for 2 litres (at selected specialist outlets), which is the same as 6 whole cans, and therefore much more bargainous than the £2.19 'real' supermarkets charge.

Now then, 24 cans = about 8 litres, which is only £2.76, and in american money that is still only $5.52 (generously accounting 2 to 1 for the exchange rate).

Thus may I suggest that she is replied to and advised of her foolishness!

Also, cans weigh a LOT. I'd bloody notice if 4 of them were empty and i'd PROBABLY also notice if they were leaking, as pepsi would clearly be visible running down my legs/ top/ hair (wherever is closest to where she carried them).

Conclusion >>>>

Americans :rolleyes:

But she's Canadian isn't she? ****@poo.CA? The Canadian Dollar is worth less than the American version is it not?

[argh]

Canadian dollars worth less, but not a whole lot less (anymore).

She could always return it to wal-mart, they take fucking everything, even if you only think you bought it from there.

[Wizard]

Costco wont take it because you need a club card. I got kicked out for trying to act like I was with someone who had one at the front door. It doesnt help that she said, to the lady who was checking the door, who was infact pregnant, when she was due. Then leading into a conversation about the ladie I was with didn't have any kids.

Poo!

[Aquarium]

i'd PROBABLY also notice if they were leaking, as pepsi would clearly be visible running down my legs/ top/ hair (wherever is closest to where she carried them).


Do you live on her shoulder/in her pocket or something?

[Smartie]

Do you live on her shoulder/in her pocket or something?

I'm assuming you're being humerous, as obviously I was putting myself in her situation. And indeed, no I don't even live on the same continent.

[eggmuffin]

There's nothing wrong with pepsi.
Pepsi is evil.



The end.

[Tiode]

Fixed

Also she had to take her shoes off.


What do you have twelve fingers or something?

[Al2]

...

Shoes off?

No?

[theevilted]

:weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl:
Theres nothing wrong with pepsi even if it is half pepsi!

[buddapeople]

but its pepsi. c'mon. coke for everyone. at least they had their marketing right when they put cocain in their drinks to get people hooked.

[Mercury126]

Its because your so sweet and refreshing skoo

[Loogie]

Well, if the store can't help her then it's clearly all over, unless we all here at weebl's stuff pitch in and raise £7.49 for replacements.

[molestargazer]

Yep, caffeine withdrawal.
If I were the Pepsi company I would simply reply saying:

Dear Valued Client,
We appreciate your writing in to tell us about this problem, however we must stress that it's your own stupid fault.
Take some maths and some spelling lessons.

Yours not-so faithfully,
The Pepsi Peeps.

That should sort it out.

[Loogie]

Yep, caffeine withdrawal.
If I were the Pepsi company I would simply reply saying:



That should sort it out.
Alternatively, we could round up all these people and shoot them. That should sort things out

[shinytheelf]

Massive bump WOOT

[scochrane]

How is this Pepsi's fault? Pepsi's company merely provides the product to cash and carrys, shops and the like. If anyones to blame it is the store that she bought them from!

With that logic i'll go out and buy some walkers cheese and onion crisps (or chips for you yanks)... if i find a hole in the packaging you're going down WALKERS. ;)

Pepsi is better than Coca-Cola, it is sweeter and tends to sell cheaper in stores but to be honest I'd settle for either. If you've been buying Pepsi for 10 years and been happy a couple of busted cans is no reason to shun something you've loved for so long heh.

[crab]

How is this Pepsi's fault? Pepsi's company merely provides the product to cash and carrys, shops and the like. If anyones to blame it is the store that she bought them from!

With that logic i'll go out and buy some walkers cheese and onion crisps (or chips for you yanks)... if i find a hole in the packaging you're going down WALKERS. ;)

Pepsi is better than Coca-Cola, it is sweeter and tends to sell cheaper in stores but to be honest I'd settle for either. If you've been buying Pepsi for 10 years and been happy a couple of busted cans is no reason to shun something you've loved for so long heh.
Aim for the point and miss!

[Gloop]

Pepsi costs only 68p for 2L compared to coke costing about £1.32. I think pepsi bought my village.

[Zhyl]

I think she must have seen history 7. She didn't notice at first because of the trick-of-the-mind flavourings they used which leaked into her brain making her think that what she was buying was perfectly ok.