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Lewiji
02-05-2005, 04:58 PM
OK, Whyplash came up with the idea, and I've talked to phreeck and he thinks it's a good idea, so:

I propose a 2v2 Counter-Strike Source tournament. Nothing big, just a bit of fun, and get to know each other's skills ;)

We can use my clan's server, it's a Jolt clanserver, 12 man so minimal lag, we'll (hopefully) get HLTV on it so we can watch each other's matches too.

For those of you who've never played a match before, you pick a map with your team, the other team pick a map, and you play both usually 10 rounds each side. The scoring is based on 4 parts, T first map, CT first map, T second map, CT second map. You have a knife round first to determine which team picks the first side, then play to 10 rounds, swap, or have another round if it's a draw.

[RULES AND POINTS]

To start, we'll have a free-for-all type match, pick your own team but no mixing of "experts" per say.

Whyplash has it more detailed below, but basically we count how many rounds are won total, 12 rounds each side per map, and the winner gets 3 points/1 point for a draw.

This will be discussed more when we get to it but we'll have every team play every other team until we have definite winners/losers. Might organize some runners-up matches so noone's left out.

Remember: It's only a bit of fun, and without your participation it's going to fail, so even if you aren't great at CS it's a great opportunity to get better, experience a match etc with people you're friendly with-that said, abuse will not be tolerated and you may be disqualified if you insult other players.

If you don't mind, it'd be good if we played without tags...Mainly because quite a few people are in my clan so it'd look unbalanced :p

[/RULES ETC]

I don't think we'll have prizes although we could have an arrangement with the mods for a custom avatar or something I suppose.

Now this isn't a fixed idea so tell me what you think or if you have a better match method (since that was thought up as I was writing it) post it.

Current people "up for it" (plus CS names, if your CS name is different from forum name post them here):
Lewiji
Phreeck
Whyplash
Huh? (Blinxx)
Magic_Pea (Splinter)
Mystical Parrot
BeverlyHillHobo (HoboMessiah)
Pebble Rebble
(possibly) Lagmeister
Jimeh^
Playbus
Twatybollocks (R@gnar0k)
YYYEEEAAAHHH (Explosivo)
JimmyWit
Stealth Chimp
Pilk Man
Fitzy

Possible Teams (for first round at least)
Whyplash and Huh?
Lewiji and Magic_Pea
Twatybollocks and YYYEEEAAAHHH
Phreeck and Jimeh^
Playbus and Pebble Rebel
Nocashvalue and Stealth Chimp
Pilk Man and Fitzy
Hobo and MP

Again don't be scared about playing, it's just a bit of fun and you'll get to play with some very good people so you'll probably improve!

Phreeck
02-05-2005, 05:00 PM
Great idea - Im up for it.

Your all going down.xD.

JimmywiT
02-05-2005, 05:27 PM
I would but I dont have CS:S. I would take you on at CS though. Anybody here still play CS or DOD? IF so, server IPs please :)

Lewiji
02-05-2005, 05:32 PM
Well I'm playing 1.6 a bit more now (I used to play loads of 1.5) so if this is successful it could be repeated for CS :)

Timmeh
02-05-2005, 05:41 PM
Righteo, me and Lewiji have just come up with this:

First round: Round robin competiton. Pick your own team of 2. This way people get to play with their friends. Everyone plays everyone on a variation of reasonably small match maps. I see these as being:

de_dust
de_dust2
de_aztec
de_cbble
cs_office
de_inferno [if it's released in time]

if anyone really wants something added, shout it out :)

date and time: well really whatever both teams playing can make.

Points: 3 for a win, 1 for a draw. HLTV will be available for anyone who wants to watch it (I'll host it).

I think it'd be cool to play two maps per game. So for example, my team vs lewiji's team, we each get to pick a map... my team pick de_dust2, lewiji's team pick de_inferno... we play 24 rounds on each and add the total number of rounds won together to determin the winner :).

After the round robin, the top x (probably 4) teams... we don't know how many people'll be playing yet will go into the finals - a knockout competition working in the same way as above, but the losers are instantly disqualified.

So everyone grab a friend and sign up!

Team 1: Whyplash and huh?

Team 2: Lewiji and magic_pea

Team 3: YYYEEEAAAHHH and twatybollocks

magic_pea
02-05-2005, 06:28 PM
I'll definitely do it! Count me in!

I think you should add chateau and/or compound.

Timmeh
02-05-2005, 06:29 PM
chateau's maybe a little big for 2v2s. You can't really get between the bomb sites quickly enough as CT.

Mystical Parrot
02-05-2005, 07:39 PM
im not a big css player but that wont stop me :)

put me down

Lewiji
02-05-2005, 07:53 PM
OK, I'm going with magic_pea (which is useful since we're in the same clan :p) although I'd quite like cbble.

Stringy Pete
02-05-2005, 08:22 PM
It's been so long since I've played CS :(
Poxy Uni doesn't let Steam work properly, le sigh

If it was going to be held in the summer, then I would've been up for it.

/goes to play CS:S against bots

BeverlyHillHobo
02-05-2005, 08:56 PM
I'll play it.
Office? It's small and everyone loves it deep down.

Lewiji
02-05-2005, 08:59 PM
Yay Tom!

^ Is a good player, and gets a lot of flukey headshots :p

(btw you're going down)

BeverlyHillHobo
02-05-2005, 09:09 PM
I think you'll find that you sir ... are going to kill me. :(

Timmeh
02-05-2005, 09:11 PM
office added :)

I think you'll find that the both of you are going down!
[/trashtalk]

pebble_rebel
02-05-2005, 09:27 PM
Count me.... ill get totally raped (today was a fluke honestly, Lewji will vouch for it) depends when i should still be doing art coursework....

can i go with whyplash? :love:

Lagmeister
02-05-2005, 09:30 PM
I might be able to participate, if I can get to revising for my exams, damn you Java exam, how does one write code on paper, tis not natural (unless you used to live in the days of punch cards maybe).

jimeh
03-05-2005, 05:28 AM
Sign me up ladies :)

Twatybollocks
03-05-2005, 08:56 AM
I'd like to be considered, it just depends on the date/times of the matches as I am playing a lot of ED league games and practise sessions at the moment.

CS:S Name = R@gnar0k

Timmeh
03-05-2005, 12:19 PM
Times/Dates are cool whenever the teams drawn to play eachother can make it :) that's why we decided not to use bigger teams... it's quite hard to find times when 6+ people can all play.

Playbus
03-05-2005, 01:27 PM
I'm in for sure, if this is still open to entries.

Go! Go! Go!

Lagmeister
03-05-2005, 02:37 PM
I might be able to borrow a teamspeak server if anyone needs it

Mystical Parrot
03-05-2005, 03:22 PM
ive got a teamspeak server as well, and we could use it anytime (im an admin ¬_¬)

Timmeh
03-05-2005, 03:25 PM
MP if we could hijack 2 channels (team A and team B for example) for the duration of the matches, that'd be awesome :)

Explosivo
03-05-2005, 03:27 PM
COUNT ME IN

I wanna Pwn lewiji in a match..............again

(my css names Firestorm Explosivo)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can i play with twaty

Playbus
03-05-2005, 03:29 PM
posted by YYYEEEAAAHHH
I wanna Pwn lewiji in a match..............again

Me too :p

Explosivo
03-05-2005, 03:33 PM
Me too :p

Its not like its particually difficult thing to do is it.

Playbus
03-05-2005, 03:33 PM
All I need is my shotgun and some flashbangs.......he knows all about that :twisted:

Timmeh
03-05-2005, 03:34 PM
Its not like its particually difficult thing to do is it.

That needed a clawing gesture and hissing.

Team 3 = YYYEEEAAAHHH and twatybollocks :)

Explosivo
03-05-2005, 03:37 PM
HA HA

Come on Me and Teh Twaty.

Could there be a more greater team?

Lewiji
03-05-2005, 03:50 PM
HANDBAGS!

And hey I didn't do badly, it was my noobs who'd never even played a match before who sucked :p

Also after witnessing what I will call the h0ltz00r shotgun bus massacre, I've been using the pump action a lot and it owns.

Explosivo
03-05-2005, 03:53 PM
You couldnt beat us when we were terroists. Thats rather badly in my opinion.
AND Now im with teh Ragnorok. I shel R0x0rz Your S0ck0z0rz Even more

Lewiji
03-05-2005, 04:07 PM
Calm down dear :p

I dunno about that, it says no mixing of expert players to be fair or I would have bagged whyplash ;) (Not that I won't whip your ass anyway) Also that match I don't care about, I was at my dads with a crappy gfx card and mouse and I had a team full of noobs (which I think you can at least agree with :p)

Explosivo
03-05-2005, 04:11 PM
Yeah tis true. Your team was how to put this nicely. Crap.

And i am a n00b so why cant i go with Twaty?

Timmeh
03-05-2005, 05:01 PM
You and twaty are both still to play me, give me a game sometime soon and I'll check out if you're too good to be mixed :p

Huh?
03-05-2005, 05:10 PM
Hiya guys! My CS:S/CS name is:

Blinxx

If that's alright.

jimeh
03-05-2005, 05:16 PM
If necessary you can use my server too if you want :p

Prepare for poon
I'd go with Phreek if he were up to it.

Phreeck
03-05-2005, 05:23 PM
Yo chaps

Ill go with Jime then xD

Mystical Parrot
03-05-2005, 05:23 PM
yoink: 213.151.50.133:8767

i'll put two channels up a day before we start

BeverlyHillHobo
03-05-2005, 05:24 PM
When is this thing starting?

Phreeck
03-05-2005, 05:27 PM
Add me and Jime for a partner ship.

Ta.

magic_pea
03-05-2005, 05:32 PM
On the subject of Playbus and Mystical Parrot's amusement...
HANDBAGS!
Seconded.

Woo this shall be fun. I'm not available for weekdays this week and next week. Exams. Blegh.

pebble_rebel
03-05-2005, 07:24 PM
the bigger this thread gets the more i feel im going to have my assed kicked and fucked beofre being sliced off and turned into salami for a rick waller sandwich....

if you know what i mean

Mystical Parrot
03-05-2005, 08:29 PM
i need someone to play with

someone worthy

who is also strong of character, because i tend to flame on teamspeak, its my default setting :D

add me to xfire (link below!)

JimmywiT
03-05-2005, 08:40 PM
I will be getting CS:S on the weekend. I have been playing CS since about Dec 2002 so i'm not too bad, but I have mainly been playing DOD since Steam, so I am Majorly Rusty (I joined a normal pub server today and had troubly staying level). So i think you should put me down as a n00b, as players here seem to be tremendously good. Oh, and bear in mind I have never played CS:S :nana:
my steam is registered under my old email mrgreese@hotmail.com (dont ask)

Lewiji
03-05-2005, 09:25 PM
the bigger this thread gets the more i feel im going to have my assed kicked and fucked beofre being sliced off and turned into salami for a rick waller sandwich....

if you know what i mean

If there are odd numbers I'll play with you :D Although we'd be pretty fucked if it was me and magicpea vs me and you :p

And jimmy, don't worry about it, I'll put you with Tom (BeverlyHillHobo (he won't mind)), you're in good read flukey hands

Timmeh
03-05-2005, 09:27 PM
I can get one of my 1.6 clanmates to play if nessicary :). He's very good...

Twatybollocks
04-05-2005, 08:24 AM
HA HA

Come on Me and Teh Twaty.

Could there be a more greater team?

No, I simply can't imagine one!

Explosivo
04-05-2005, 08:40 AM
Ive got a bloody huge Clan. I can get some guys to join. Switchfoot verve Hazmongrel tim. you need anyone just let me know, and ill get someone.

Timmeh
04-05-2005, 08:44 AM
Yeah I've got a good number of expert players in my 1.6 clan if any are needed :)

In other news, we're going to China \o/

(we should've won anyway, 4K broke the rules with a silent plant, but judges are biased so they ignored it :))

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4491241.stm

Explosivo
04-05-2005, 10:15 AM
wow thats between sad, and call. Ill give it a thumbs up for now and a pat on the back.

But will we really need the uber players or just some normal lads who are reasnobly good and create a more balanced game?

Apart from when they face me and twaty. we shell be teh Pwnage

jimeh
04-05-2005, 10:56 AM
Wootses! Me and Phreek for the win!

Twatybollocks
04-05-2005, 11:45 AM
wow thats between sad, and call. Ill give it a thumbs up for now and a pat on the back.

But will we really need the uber players or just some normal lads who are reasnobly good and create a more balanced game?

Yeah, we need to balance it a bit. If you're n00b or intermediate and you end up going against a pro the game is not going to be enjoyable at all! 12:0 is not fun!

Lagmeister
04-05-2005, 12:14 PM
How about we get everyone to play in a big almighty match, then we should be able see skill levels from that.

Nocashvalue
04-05-2005, 04:35 PM
If one extra person is needed to make teams even, than I'll give it a go.
If not, I'm too shit.

Timmeh
04-05-2005, 05:06 PM
Course you can play nocash :) everybody's welcome, this is intended to be fun... and although people no doubt want to win, nobody cares as long as we enjoy ourselves doing it. Most of the above is competative trash talk anyway ;)

Explosivo
04-05-2005, 05:47 PM
Yeah. I played with a suposibly "sick" JimeH^ today.

HIS SERVER ROCKS. Although i did get killed by a bot and the luckiest guy ive ever met.

But me and twaty could Pwn him anyday.

Lewiji
04-05-2005, 05:53 PM
Jimeh's server is cruel. It was the whole of the A team + my mate Tom vs a load of random clanless people and me. We got owned :( (although I got an almost positive score :p)

Yes noca, I'm blatantly going to be knocked out because I'm usually piss poor in real games and just get flukey kills in pubs. But it's fun, and you'll hopefully learn some new skills from it, and also experience a match without it being too competitive :)

pebble_rebel
04-05-2005, 05:58 PM
If there are odd numbers I'll play with you :D Although we'd be pretty fucked if it was me and magicpea vs me and you :p

but you can do anything lewji! im sure you can clone yourself for a day...

EDIT: I am proud to say for the first time very people thought i was hacking.... they thought i had a health cheat after i took out 5 people on the first round i arrived in the game with a pistol and no body armour. if only i was more consistant though...i then got bum raped on the office in the next game. :(

Lewiji
04-05-2005, 06:49 PM
Haha, although if people accuse you of a health cheat (aka the "BLOOD CAME OUT BUT YOU'RE ON 100 HEALTH OMGZ" accusation) they are noobs. It's not possible to edit health cuz it's the most server sided thing in the game.

Timmeh
04-05-2005, 06:54 PM
Today, I joined a 1.6 server. During two rounds, I was accused of:

aimbot
wallhack
rate hacking
ghosting
money hacking (lol)
health hacking (lol)
ESP'ing
Speed hacking (aparently I got to the top of mid on de_dust2 waaaay too fast.)

Second round, 11-0 I was kicked and banned. All I can say is lol.

Twatybollocks
04-05-2005, 07:02 PM
I was just kicked and banned from the Milk Bandits server. Hadn't played there in a while so decided to go back. Wish I hadn't.

Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me?

One of their admins said that almost solid for 3 rounds straight on his mic. I kept on saying yes...no-one else responded...I finally cracked and shouted, "YES NOW SHUT UP!!"

Kicked and banned by a power hungry kid who's having a bad game.

I'm sick of getting kicked from servers by ejits who shouldn't be allowed near a blunt spoon, never mind an admin server password...

That'll teach me to roam back to pubs. :cry:

Lewiji
04-05-2005, 09:48 PM
You'll love me and YYYEEEAAAHHH twaty...We ARE the ONLY reason you play CS :p Pro mic whoring!

Playbus knows.

hehehe bangerly dangerly...

Timmeh
04-05-2005, 10:02 PM
Looking forward to this :) it doesn't matter who plays first, so I'll have to consult with huh? but I suggest

Whyplash + huh? vs Lewiji + magic_pea

Time/Date: TBA

Map: TBA (I'll consult with huh? when she gets online :))

pebble_rebel
04-05-2005, 10:11 PM
can i be huh?

Timmeh
04-05-2005, 10:16 PM
Sorry pebbs, I arranged playing with her a few nights ago

Second game makes sense to be Twatybollocks + YYYEEEAAAHHH vs Phreeck + Jimeh^

anyone have a choice of parter? if not it can be done at random :)

pebble_rebel
04-05-2005, 10:36 PM
i think it should be random or some unbiased person should make all the l33t's go with the newbs. this wont happen though...

tell huh? i envy her....

EDIT: ZOMG!11!! I didnt realise huh? was real... bugga. YYYEEEAAAHHH can i steal switch to be on my team?

Twatybollocks
04-05-2005, 11:30 PM
Just bring it!

Huh?
05-05-2005, 07:13 AM
i think it should be random or some unbiased person should make all the l33t's go with the newbs. this wont happen though...

tell huh? i envy her....

EDIT: ZOMG!11!! I didnt realise huh? was real... bugga. YYYEEEAAAHHH can i steal switch to be on my team?

I might be the biggest noob you ever laid eyes on and hence need 1337 team balance in the form of Whyplash.

I honestly don't mind which map, de_dust2 or cs_office are both fun, but I'm honestly fine with whatever.

Playbus
05-05-2005, 07:18 AM
Where am I fitting in?

I'm confuuuuuuuuuuuused

Explosivo
05-05-2005, 09:07 AM
Pebble go with Playbus.

Twaty the mic guy wouldnt have been Geen, and ill get you unbanned mate never you mind.

Me and Lewiji R TEH MICWHORES so much fun with all talk on and BANGERLY!!! (only me lewiji and playbus will understand)

Playbus
05-05-2005, 09:49 AM
hehehe yeah last night was fun, especially that officesiege map. I'd never played it before last night and I totally pwned everyone muhahaha

Oh and that map with the big structures that you could destroy was reallllly cool too!

:D

Right so it's me and pebble. When are the games beginning? Or do we not know yet?

I can't play during my work hours -- 8.30am to 5.00pm weekdays but I can
be around pretty much any other time if I have a little bit of notice.

:D

/edit

oh yeah on the subject of accusation, I was in the OH (Obviosuly Harmless) clanserver last night for a bit before I met up with you guys. At first there was only one guy there, and he beat me for the first 3 rounds before saying

"noob"

Then I proceeded to blow his head off 7 rounds in a row. He then accused me of wallhacking and using an aimbot.

I said

"noob"

and fell about laughing.

He continued to accuse, but then some regulars joined that I know, and they backed me up.

So he left.

Gotta love it.

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 09:54 AM
The matches can be any time all 4 people in it can play :) give me a bit of warning too and I'll sort HLTV :)

Explosivo
05-05-2005, 10:01 AM
hehehe yeah last night was fun, especially that officesiege map. I'd never played it before last night and I totally pwned everyone muhahaha

Oh and that map with the big structures that you could destroy was reallllly cool too!



Id never played it either didnt know where the hell i was going. Rather annoying really. But Lewiji just made that worth playing last night. you MUST get a mic playbus

Playbus
05-05-2005, 10:02 AM
This evening is convenient for me......pebble what about you?

I'll get home and have my dinner, be ready anytime after 6pm.

PS I've dug out a mic but it's not a headset.....it'll do for now

Twatybollocks
05-05-2005, 10:33 AM
Pebble go with Playbus.

Twaty the mic guy wouldnt have been Geen, and ill get you unbanned mate never you mind.

Me and Lewiji R TEH MICWHORES so much fun with all talk on and BANGERLY!!! (only me lewiji and playbus will understand)

The guys name was Ghost. Tis ok though, I vented some steam on the forum, took a load of abuse, sucked up on the forum and took a load of abuse and then they let me back on!

Classic strategy that never fails to work!!

Explosivo
05-05-2005, 12:25 PM
Just put a little added threat on there for you. Heh. he called you a stupid kid. what a n00b.
Bit like Bangley.

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 01:11 PM
i cant do 6 o clock, i have dinner.... how about 6:45?

Playbus
05-05-2005, 01:16 PM
7.30 or 8 then? Just gimme a time! Add me on MSN if you use it.....address in my profile :D


and who are we playing against, we need to talk to them too...

Explosivo
05-05-2005, 01:20 PM
Yeah im an 8 oclock man cos i have dinner 7ish

Mystical Parrot
05-05-2005, 01:30 PM
want two teamspeak channels?

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 01:49 PM
7.30 or 8 then? Just gimme a time! Add me on MSN if you use it.....address in my profile :D


and who are we playing against, we need to talk to them too...
i will... 8 sounds good

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 02:54 PM
Looking forward to this :) it doesn't matter who plays first, so I'll have to consult with huh? but I suggest

Whyplash + huh? vs Lewiji + magic_pea

Time/Date: TBA

Map: TBA (I'll consult with huh? when she gets online :))

We're going to die we're going to die oh dear we're going to die

Just out of interest, if we lose this, does this mean we're out?

But yes. Sunday would be good for me, Saturday is slightly harder since I go to my dads, and I really can't play CS with his mouse.

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 02:58 PM
We're going to die we're going to die oh dear we're going to die

Just out of interest, if we lose this, does this mean we're out?

But yes. Sunday would be good for me, Saturday is slightly harder since I go to my dads, and I really can't play CS with his mouse.

Nooo :) tis a round robin, everyone'll play everyone, 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw... top let's say 4 teams at the end go through to a play-off?

Mystical Parrot
05-05-2005, 02:58 PM
take your mouse with you?

Playbus
05-05-2005, 02:59 PM
So are me and pebble playing anyone tonight, about 8pm?

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 03:00 PM
take your mouse with you?

Do you not think I would have thought of that? :p

Nah my mom's got uni revision to do, I can't rob the mouse because she has to use my PC, since her laptop hates adobe reader (because it's old and slow)

So are me and pebble playing anyone tonight, about 8pm?

I'll get the server ready for then, hopefully we'll have HLTV so we can watch you :)

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 03:12 PM
I've downloaded Source HLDS, so yeah, you can have HLTV :) I'll get it in the server.

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 03:12 PM
sexy.. ill physically kill my brother to get him off the web. How long would a match like this probably take?

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 03:15 PM
two maps, server rules as

mp_maxrounds 24 (x 2 maps)
mp_roundtime 1.45

should result in a fairly quick game :)

What map would you two like?

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 03:16 PM
Max is about an hour 2v2, depends how quickly you get slaughtered :p

Nocashvalue
05-05-2005, 03:17 PM
Meh.
If it's not too late, I may give it a go, actually.
As long as I don't get p00ned too badly :P

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 03:17 PM
id love italy and dust.... does playbus have an xfire tag?

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 03:23 PM
Meh.
If it's not too late, I may give it a go, actually.
As long as I don't get p00ned too badly :P

Course it's not too late :) I'll get my friend Tom to go with you if you want

Playbus
05-05-2005, 03:29 PM
I dont have an Xfire tag....

I don't mind which maps we play, but I'd really like to avoid Dust2 if we could please.

So it's me and pebble VS who exactly?

Twatybollocks
05-05-2005, 03:44 PM
Just put a little added threat on there for you. Heh. he called you a stupid kid. what a n00b.
Bit like Bangley.

The thread seems to have been deleted. Heh, maybe they regretted it or maybe they are afaird of my BuM!??

So the matches are on HLTV eh..so everyone can see...no pressure there then! :p

For me playing, unless I have a match on I personally prefer 8pm (except Thursday) and I could do a Saturday or Sunday afternoon as well if required.

Nocashvalue
05-05-2005, 03:57 PM
Hehe.
That would be great, Lewiji.
As long as he won't get too pissed off with py probably constant dieing.
I have a non-headset mic, and stuff. Xfire= n0cashvalue
:)

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 04:01 PM
i just played CS today.. and i was shit. Even on dust.... i hope your ready for me playbus.

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 04:05 PM
So the matches are on HLTV eh..so everyone can see...no pressure there then! :p

Not only will they be watchable liveish (I'll be adding a 90 second delay to ensure there's no ghosting afoot :)) but they'll be recorded + possibly turned into a video :p

Twatybollocks
05-05-2005, 04:09 PM
I'd just like to say if anyone does manage to beat me, it aint going to happen, but just in case it does, see the below disclaimer.

"If you pwnd me so bad that you even stood in front of me, bollock naked armed with a bent spoon saying, "Neyaa nye nyaaanaa naaa naa naaaa, you can't hit me!" and I still fail to kill you, it's because I've been playing with my rates and have screwed up my fps/ping/pubic hairs, you're a haxoring cumjuice slurper or I'm just having a bad CS day and therefore I win by default."

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 04:11 PM
i just played CS today.. and i was shit. Even on dust.... i hope your ready for me playbus.

Meh you didn't do too badly, kept an even score at least :)

Anyway server is set up, whyplash gimme a shout on xfire when you have hltv ready, IP is:

195.149.21.189:27025

PM me for password when you're playing.

Currently having a few ping fluctuations but it's probably someone leeching the FTP, it'll be gone after 6pm when Jolt cap the FTP connections :)

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 04:44 PM
actually i didnt on the last terrible map

JimmywiT
05-05-2005, 04:48 PM
I got CS:S now. Its not that different from CS. What servers do you guys play on?

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 05:04 PM
Lewiji... do Jolt allow use of HLTV from their servers? Because HLTV doesn't seem to be something you can "bring with you" anymore... it has to be put in by the server. If you're allowed (check the rules to make sure it doesn't say you're not)

rcon sv_hltv 1
rcon changelevel [whatever] (hltv won't appear until you change the map)
rcon hltv_delay 90
rcon hltv_record [name]

sorry, but even the newest version of stand alone HLTV won't work for source :(

Nocashvalue
05-05-2005, 05:19 PM
Fs.
Just got kickbanned from one of my fave servers, because I complained when the admin used his admin powahs to kill anyone who shot him.

Wank.

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 05:39 PM
I got CS:S now. Its not that different from CS. What servers do you guys play on?
everyone plays on the milkbandit server although theres also lewjis and jimehs
83.142.52.34:28025 (milkbandits)
195.149.21.189:27025 (lewjis)
195.242.220.180:27015(jimehs)

Phreeck
05-05-2005, 05:54 PM
When are me and JimeH playing our game and who are we against?

magic_pea
05-05-2005, 06:05 PM
Lewiji, I am not free tonight (watching a movie).
I'm free tomorrow night (in the evening - I'm going to the cinema about 4pm).
I'm not free Saturday night (going to a gig in London).
But I might be free Sunday night, depending if my parents make me revise or not.

Sorry for being a wee bit inconvenient :nana: But tomorrow I'm on study leave and have no exams so we might be able to figure something after the movie?
It starts 3:45 so I guess I'll be home by approximately 6:30, leaving us to start between 6:45 - 7:00?

JimmywiT
05-05-2005, 06:12 PM
I am I still in?

I am not free tonight due to a History essay
I am probably not free tomorrow due getting together with friends

I am preparing for a Philosophy timed essay on monday, so the whole weekend is a bit iffy but i might have the time. From tuesday night onwards i am almost definatly free

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 06:54 PM
1st game is me and huh? vs pebble_rebel and playbus asap :)

Explosivo
05-05-2005, 06:59 PM
playbus is there pebbles online. I wanna know where to watch HLTV

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 07:27 PM
FIRST MATCH IS UNDERWAY!

Playbus and Pebble vs Whyplash and Huh?

HLTV can be viewed at:

195.149.21.189:27020

And I'll post the dem later :)

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 08:17 PM
Great game, much enjoyed :D

scores were:

myself and huh? won de_dust2 13-11 and cs_office 18-6... although it was a lot closer than it shows :)

Lewiji, get the demo up, bitch :p

Playbus
05-05-2005, 08:17 PM
We lost. :(

It was a great match though.

First map - Dust 2 - score in rounds was

Whyplash & Huh? -- 13 rounds won

Me and Pebble - 11 rounds won

OH SO CLOSE



Next map was Office

Whyplash & Huh? -- 18 rounds won

Me and Pebble -- 6 round won

WE WERE OWNED!

Good game guys :D A rematch will soon be in order ;)

/edit

Damnit you got in first Whyplash :p

Huh?
05-05-2005, 08:19 PM
Good game all. Nicely balanced teams too. IE, I sucked, whyplash owned.

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 08:20 PM
i must say that my ping was 3 times higher than normally is in the first rounds of dust 2....

and im sure it was 12-11 on the first one....

still beaten by a girl and cs:source noob... playbus was truly cack as well. i thought he was supposed to be good










(just kidding)

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 08:21 PM
Good game all. Nicely balanced teams too. IE, I sucked, whyplash owned.
you were as good as me and poobus, whyplash is just a loser that spends too much time playing the game... what a looser.


Not that im a sore loser doubleposting in my anger.... bumeyes

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 08:26 PM
you were as good as me and poobus, whyplash is just a loser that spends too much time playing the game... what a looser.


Not that im a sore loser doubleposting in my anger.... bumeyes

:(

That was quite litereally my 6-7th ever game!

I may or may not've been playing 1.6 since beta 4. Probably may.

Playbus
05-05-2005, 08:27 PM
I'm not using it as any kind of excuse, but I was drinking beer all throughout the game, and for about an hour beforehand ;)

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 08:27 PM
gay...

Huh?
05-05-2005, 08:28 PM
you were as good as me and poobus, whyplash is just a loser that spends too much time playing the game... what a looser.


Not that im a sore loser doubleposting in my anger.... bumeyes

Lol, I'll take your word for it :D

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 08:31 PM
*continues to grumble*

Playbus
05-05-2005, 08:32 PM
The time for revenge will come, my friend. Patience is a virtue. Our enemies will fall.

/maniacal cackle

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 08:33 PM
not if your drunk and rubbish again....

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 08:36 PM
I have no idea if the demo got the whole match as the HLTV fecked up a bit on the second map. However:

http://www.xebsoftware.com/dl/2v2dem/plashvbus.zip

And pebs, calm it down mate, it's only a bit of fun :)

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 08:38 PM
What Do You Mean Fun!!!! You Think Im Taking This Hard!!! Noo! Its Like Water Of A Greasy Ducks Back!!!11!!!

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 08:39 PM
Calm down dear, it's a comercial :)

plenty more matches to come!

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 08:41 PM
the video doesnt work either ¬_¬

Explosivo
05-05-2005, 08:43 PM
God, Playbus and pebble. You didnt seem to pose much of a chagellenge when i joined. But whyplash had his Awp (ye n00b)


Twaty.. Theres no competition. We will wipe the floor with them. (just watch out for phreeck and Jime)

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 08:45 PM
the video doesnt work either ¬_¬

Yes it does, I'm watching it now :p

You have to put dems into the cstrike folder, go into console and type playdemo <demoname>

jimeh
05-05-2005, 08:50 PM
Right bitches, whoa re me and Phreek up against. We wanna know so we can get practicing.
Also gotta check if it intervenes with ED matches and such :p

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 09:13 PM
i was having a bad day yyeeeaahhh and ahh rite lewji, i just thought you could click on it (noob)

Lewiji
05-05-2005, 09:20 PM
Jimeh^, me and magic_pea will play you soon if that's OK, although you will probably own us we may as well get it out of the way :)

Edit: Some people still need to get a partner, and it's still not too late to sign up! So come on, JOIN US DAVE, YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW

magic_pea
05-05-2005, 09:46 PM
Jimeh^, me and magic_pea will play you soon if that's OK, although you will probably own us we may as well get it out of the way :)

Own?


Try pwn my friend.

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 09:49 PM
As long as you have fun, tis all that matters :)

(Happy birthday magic_pea by the way:))

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 09:57 PM
next match should be good, i shall be tuning in...

Playbus
05-05-2005, 10:04 PM
Here we go, for anyone interested, here is my official beer skills chart!

pebble_rebel
05-05-2005, 10:17 PM
im a total light weight so f(x)= (x+2) and you would get nearer to my personal chart

Timmeh
05-05-2005, 10:21 PM
I play like a god when I'm hammered. Next CPL, I should turn up drunk :D

Explosivo
06-05-2005, 09:03 AM
Little request for you all. DONT go on the Milk Bandits server any more. The owner Daghost is being a whore and threating to ban me, SSOO ill take away his players. Then we see how he feels.

magic_pea
06-05-2005, 10:24 AM
*Is unobservent*

Who does the next match involve? And when can I switch my hltv on to take a peek?

Twatybollocks
06-05-2005, 10:27 AM
How do you view these HLTV thingies? I thought it was all Source TV now, although I don't know anything about that either?

I've got a practice session tonight followed by a match at 9 so I can't do anything tonight but tomorrow and Sunday about 8'ish I'll be available if there's a match.

Little request for you all. DONT go on the Milk Bandits server any more. The owner Daghost is being a whore and threating to ban me, SSOO ill take away his players. Then we see how he feels.


Yeah...I'm getting sick of bad Admins! They cheat (slapping CT's just as they are about to defuse bomb, teleporting etc etc) restricting access to weapons, slapping campers/ambushers (no-one likes a camper but staying in a good ambush spot for about 20 seconds and then moving on is part and parcel of the game...these admins slap anyone who pauses for more than a second!) and generally banning anyone they feel like. Abuse of power.

Sure it's a privaledge to play on these servers and respect must be shown, but if they dis the players lets see how they feel when people stop playing on them!

[/RANT]

Timmeh
06-05-2005, 10:36 AM
You put the demo in your cstrike folder then go into CSS and type in console

playdemo *

replacing * with the demo name :)

As for the next game... how about Lewiji + magic_pea vs Jimeh and phreeck?

Twatybollocks
06-05-2005, 12:21 PM
Cheers for that whippie, I'll give that a try when I get home!

:(

That was quite litereally my 6-7th ever game!

I may or may not've been playing 1.6 since beta 4. Probably may.

How are you finding Source compared to 1.6? I see a lot of threads on the Valve forums from 1.6 players complaining that Source is totally unplayable and they demand Valve fix it!

I've never played any previous version and although some weird things happen in Source I've never found it unplayable!

Explosivo
06-05-2005, 02:43 PM
NEWS FLASH.

I Got banned from the milk bandits server. Im delcaring a personal war against that twat Daghost, AKA Jason Moxam. And whats more, Ive got his address. He shell be PWN3D

Lewiji
06-05-2005, 02:45 PM
If you want to watch HLTV while a match is going on, I'll post the IP, you connect to it just like you'd connect to a normal CS server and it automatically manages views etc :)

Twatybollocks
06-05-2005, 03:00 PM
NEWS FLASH.

I Got banned from the milk bandits server. Im delcaring a personal war against that twat Daghost, AKA Jason Moxam. And whats more, Ive got his address. He shell be PWN3D

Sorry to hear that mate. Is it a permy one? Was it because you stepped in to help me?

I've put a post on their forum trying to help out. I didn't really want to go on again because all they'll do is fling abuse around and I'll probably get banned again (not that I really want to play on there anymore after all that has happened) but you can't just stand around and watch an admin on a power trip without saying something!

Nocashvalue
06-05-2005, 03:04 PM
Admins on power trips are wankers.

Guys, I think I may have found my own partner. He was on these forums a few months ago, by the name of russianmunki or something like that. He's pretty good (if he isn't exaggerating immensley, I've never seen him play before, lol), so that my balance my shitness.

:D

Timmeh
06-05-2005, 03:05 PM
Cheers for that whippie, I'll give that a try when I get home!



How are you finding Source compared to 1.6? I see a lot of threads on the Valve forums from 1.6 players complaining that Source is totally unplayable and they demand Valve fix it!

I've never played any previous version and although some weird things happen in Source I've never found it unplayable!

It is really quite different... there's a hell of a lot less recoil on the guns, which although you'd think would make things easier, I'm very, very, very used to pulling down my mouse a certain amount to control an AK... and suddenly on source, I find myself shooting the floor!

The AWP's quite different too, you have to be standing still for longer before your aim settles... on 1.6 you could pretty much stop dead, shoot accuratly and keep running... now you have to pause for at least a second before your aim settles down. USP, M4, AK and Mac-10 been made better, glock, MP5, Para, auto shotty and a few others have been made worse. No matter what people say that "they're the same game" they really aren't, if you were used to 1.6, they're extremely different. It's worth picking up a copy of HL1 for £5 and giving 1.6 a go, it's still a class game!

Twatybollocks
06-05-2005, 03:15 PM
It is really quite different... there's a hell of a lot less recoil on the guns, which although you'd think would make things easier, I'm very, very, very used to pulling down my mouse a certain amount to control an AK... and suddenly on source, I find myself shooting the floor!

The AWP's quite different too, you have to be standing still for longer before your aim settles... on 1.6 you could pretty much stop dead, shoot accuratly and keep running... now you have to pause for at least a second before your aim settles down. USP, M4, AK and Mac-10 been made better, glock, MP5, Para, auto shotty and a few others have been made worse. No matter what people say that "they're the same game" they really aren't, if you were used to 1.6, they're extremely different. It's worth picking up a copy of HL1 for £5 and giving 1.6 a go, it's still a class game!

If the AK has worse recoil on 1.6 I can't imagine how anyone could use it! I keep on meaning to try 1.6 - I may just pick up a copy of HL1 and have a shot (pun intended) sometime.

Timmeh
06-05-2005, 03:26 PM
If the AK has worse recoil on 1.6 I can't imagine how anyone could use it! I keep on meaning to try 1.6 - I may just pick up a copy of HL1 and have a shot (pun intended) sometime.

Ahh you see, that's why (with a little practice) I've become quite good quite fast at source... the recoil's less, much easier to control :) it's more an issue of getting used to what's changed :p the colt is basically the same gun (except now when it's sillenced it makes a stupid poncey noise :p) so I'm still pretty good with it. AWP however's quite odd to get used to... I used to run, pause for a split second, kill someone and keep running... and it was something I did a million times over a few years, and suddenly, you do what you always have... and they don't die :/ that's kinda weird.

Buy it and give me a game sometime :D I'd recommend it to anyone who enjoys source.

jimeh
06-05-2005, 03:30 PM
Wot wot- I NEED DATES!1111one
Yeah, tune into srctv if you want :p

Question: How can I give sourcetv to other people to watch.

Explosivo
06-05-2005, 06:50 PM
Hey slightly off topic but would JimeH^ whyplash Twaty Playbus Myself + One extra like too give mmilk bandits a pcw.

all we would have to do is put [WB] infront of names. Cos we'd Trash em.

pebble_rebel
06-05-2005, 07:28 PM
oh yeah and whats teh easiest way to get the console up?

(noob)

Playbus
06-05-2005, 07:42 PM
posted by YYYEEEAAAHHH
Hey slightly off topic but would JimeH^ whyplash Twaty Playbus Myself + One extra like too give mmilk bandits a pcw.

Sure, I can do that. Sounds fun. Let me know when :D

Timmeh
06-05-2005, 07:57 PM
oh yeah and whats teh easiest way to get the console up?

(noob)

Enable developer console in advanced options, then press the tilde ` (top left just below escape) key to bring down the console.

and I'm more than up for the game V milk bandits, im sure we can get some external comms sorted too :)

Lewiji
06-05-2005, 07:57 PM
I'll play MB :)

jimeh
06-05-2005, 09:53 PM
Hey slightly off topic but would JimeH^ whyplash Twaty Playbus Myself + One extra like too give mmilk bandits a pcw.

all we would have to do is put [WB] infront of names. Cos we'd Trash em.

We could have mercs from my clan if you want- if some people arent up to it. Trust me we pooned YEAAAAHH's clan earlier ;)

Timmeh
06-05-2005, 10:44 PM
Or a few from mine :) either way, I've played lots of MB and they're all... er... shit. :)

Twatybollocks
06-05-2005, 11:39 PM
I'd like to kick some Milk Bandit butt. I'm sick of them to be honest. Looking at their bio they started out as petty thieves and have not achieved anything since, they even seem scared of joining ED!

So let us know the time/place etc but I want Ed config or something similar in the match,

magic_pea
07-05-2005, 07:59 AM
The AWP's quite different too, you have to be standing still for longer before your aim settles... on 1.6 you could pretty much stop dead, shoot accuratly and keep running... now you have to pause for at least a second before your aim settles down.
Yes, you would know all about AWPs wouldn't you, Plash :rolleyes:

*cough* awp whore! *cough*

Nocashvalue
07-05-2005, 08:18 AM
Meh, I'll be happy to play in a proper match, if you don't think i'm too bad...

jimeh
07-05-2005, 08:35 AM
I'd like to kick some Milk Bandit butt. I'm sick of them to be honest. Looking at their bio they started out as petty thieves and have not achieved anything since, they even seem scared of joining ED!

So let us know the time/place etc but I want Ed config or something similar in the match,


Is anyone up for 9pm Tomorrow-
195.242.220.180:27015

(that's my server, I can set up all the admin and mr12)

Timmeh
07-05-2005, 09:42 AM
9's great by me... let's do it properly, CPL config

roundtime 1.45, freezetime 2 etc, I can send you it so you can just rcon exec it? Unless everyone'd rather the ED one? :)

Nocashvalue
07-05-2005, 10:05 AM
9 would be fine, as long as it doesn't last too long.

Timmeh
07-05-2005, 10:07 AM
A potential of 34 minutes... probably won't be that long. Unless they want to play some stupid long round time, then it could be a while if they like to wait around as much as my clan + everyone we play do :/

JimmywiT
07-05-2005, 10:08 AM
I am LOVING the tiny x-hair you can get with source now. Even the small one on 1.6 seemed too big, and i couldent be arsed to get a custom xhair. And I swear the pump shotgun has been made much better, i couldent kill anything with it, but now I find myself running round the map popping peoples heads off with it! All the maps look so sexy as well.

Lewiji
07-05-2005, 10:15 AM
I can make 9pm too, although I wouldn't mind a slightly longer roundtime :p

Timmeh
07-05-2005, 10:23 AM
Nooo :p long round times make for a boring game where T just sit in spawn for a minute and a half while CT go make a cup of tea :/

Twatybollocks
07-05-2005, 10:24 AM
I can only do 8 till 9 tonight as I'm out after that :(

Timmeh
07-05-2005, 10:26 AM
It's tomorrow twaty :)

Twatybollocks
07-05-2005, 10:27 AM
ooh...ok..I'll see what my schedule is for tomorrow!

Wait a minute....9pm on a Sunday is....24 on Sky one!! Oh noooes! Can we not have it at 8??

Nocashvalue
07-05-2005, 10:31 AM
ooh...ok..I'll see what my schedule is for tomorrow!

Wait a minute....9pm on a Sunday is....24 on Sky one!! Oh noooes! Can we not have it at 8??

8's also fine for me. Whatever.

Stealth Chimp
07-05-2005, 10:31 AM
Well apparently I've been told to say "yo doods, i'll give it a go as noca's partner".

Timmeh
07-05-2005, 10:32 AM
ooh...ok..I'll see what my schedule is for tomorrow!

Wait a minute....9pm on a Sunday is....24 on Sky one!! Oh noooes! Can we not have it at 8??

A magical device known to many as the video recorder? :p

/edit

yo stealthchimp :)

Twatybollocks
07-05-2005, 05:00 PM
A magical device known to many as the video recorder? :p

/edit

yo stealthchimp :)

Me watches it live, then talks about it on msn and forums straight afterwards...it's like a religious thing! :eng101:

BeverlyHillHobo
07-05-2005, 05:05 PM
I'm so lonely. Anyone wanna partner with me? I'm semi good ... come on ... *puppy dog eyes*

Explosivo
07-05-2005, 07:54 PM
We could have mercs from my clan if you want- if some people arent up to it. Trust me we pooned YEAAAAHH's clan earlier ;)

Sorry you won Ts

We won Ts

makes us even. Not pwn3d

EDIT

I have same problem as twaty about tomorow and Daghost aint even agreed yet. Though he will.

Twatybollocks
07-05-2005, 10:58 PM
He won't. You know why? He's a coward! He's so used to ruling his own empire and playing the game by restrictive rules he will never, ever agree to play a group of proper players.

Oh and as a side point and getting back to the point of this thread a bit (although I love any chance to go at the milk Bandits, keep up the good work guys!) I tried to view the first match earlier and all I got was this:

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/5139/dedust200005dc.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

It was very weird...I couldn't see much!

Timmeh
07-05-2005, 11:43 PM
HLTV demo didn't load properly... just re-load it :)

Whenever the match is arranged for, I can play given a little warning :)

mrikasu
08-05-2005, 08:46 AM
I didn't want to start a whole new thread for this but I also don't want to derail this thread so don't bother commenting on this but if you want to play CS:S but, like me, don't have HL2 (OMG noes!) then I thought this Amazon offer might be of use for you.

Basically it's £15 for the HL2 collectors tin which includes the game, CS:S, HL:S, mini-guide, t-shirt and a nice metal tin.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00068FGNC/026-6801349-1364437

I'm gonna get it.

BeverlyHillHobo
08-05-2005, 10:49 AM
Twaty that happened to me so I pressed space. But I'm guessing you've tried that ...

jimeh
08-05-2005, 12:18 PM
Confirmed Times and info for tonight's match- :eng101:

Time: 9pm
I.p: 195.242.220.180:27015
Password: weeblrocks

I'll update with Ts2/vent Info later, if we can get that set up.

Timmeh
08-05-2005, 01:00 PM
My clan's vent and servers are down while the company move box, but I have got my hands on a spare vent channel... we can sit in their lobby :p

dedi108.vent.taa-gaming.com
5108

I'm currently writing a config file for this match with start scripts etc :)



Config I wrote: someone test it please :)

rcon sv_lan 0
rcon sv_maxupdaterate 100
rcon sv_minupdaterate 20
rcon sv_unlag 1
rcon sv_maxunlag .5
rcon sv_voiceenable 1

rcon mp_autokick 0
rcon mp_spawnprotectiontime 0
rcon mp_autocrosshair 0
rcon mp_autoteambalance 0
rcon mp_buytime .25
rcon mp_c4timer 35
rcon mp_fadetoblack 0
rcon mp_flashlight 1
rcon mp_forcecamera 1
rcon mp_footsteps 1

rcon mp_freezetime 3
rcon mp_friendlyfire 1
rcon mp_hostagepenalty 0
rcon mp_limitteams 5
rcon mp_maxrounds 0 // Prevent changelevel
rcon mp_winlimit 0
rcon mp_playerid 0
rcon mp_roundtime 1.75
rcon mp_timelimit 0
rcon mp_tkpunish 0
rcon mp_startmoney 800

rcon sv_airaccelerate 10
rcon sv_allowdownload 1
rcon sv_allowupload 1
rcon sv_alltalk 0
rcon tv_enable 1 // enable source TV
rcon tv_delay 90
rcon sv_cheats 0
rcon sv_friction 4
rcon sv_gravity 800
rcon sv_maxrate 25000 // Could be a bit higher if anyone likes silly rates?
rcon sv_maxspeed 320
rcon sv_minrate 0
rcon sv_stepsize 18
rcon sv_stopspeed 75
rcon sv_timeout 65
rcon sv_voicecodec vaudio_miles
rcon sv_voicequality 5

rcon mp_allowspectators 1
rcon decalfrequency 60
rcon host_framerate 0
rcon setpause 0
rcon mp_logdetail 3

// Aliases
alias w "wait"
alias w5 "w;w;w;w;w;"
alias w10 "w;w;w;w;w;w;w;w;w;w;"
alias w100 "w10;w10;w10;w10;w10;w10;w10;w10;w10;10"
alias lo0 "rcon say --- LIVE ON THREE RESTARTS ---;"
alias lo1 "rcon mp_restartgame 1; w100;"
alias lo2 ""rcon mp_restartgame 1; w100;"
alias lo3 ""rcon mp_restartgame 3; w100;w100;"
alias lo4 "rcon say [------------];w5;lo5;"
alias lo5 "rcon say [E-----------];w5;lo6;"
alias lo6 "rcon say [VE----------];w5;lo7;"
alias lo7 "rcon say [IVE---------];w5;lo8;"
alias lo8 "rcon say [LIVE--------];w5;lo9;"
alias lo9 "rcon say [-LIVE-------];w5;lo10;"
alias lo10 "rcon say [--LIVE------];w5;lo11;"
alias lo11 "rcon say [---LIVE-----];w5;lo12;"
alias lo12 "rcon say [----LIVE----];w5;lo13;"
alias lo13 "rcon say [-----LIVE---];w5;lo14;"
alias lo14 "rcon say [------LIVE--];w5;lo15;"
alias lo15 "rcon say [-------LIVE-];w5;lo16;"
alias lo16 "rcon say [--------LIVE];w5;lo17;"
alias lo17 "rcon say [E--------LIV];w5;lo18;"
alias lo18 "rcon say [VE--------LI];w5;lo19;"
alias lo19 "rcon say [IVE--------L];w5;lo20;"
alias lo20 "rcon say [LIVE--------];w5;lo21;"
alias lo21 "rcon say [-LIVE-------];w5;lo22;"
alias lo22 "rcon say [--LIVE------];w5;lo23;"
alias lo23 "rcon say [---LIVE-----];w5;lo24;"
alias lo24 "rcon say [----LIVE----];w5;lo25;"
alias lo25 "rcon say [----LIVE----];w5;lo26;"
alias lo26 "rcon say [----LIVE----];w5;lo27;"
alias lo27 "rcon say [----LIVE----];w5;lo28;"
alias lo28 "rcon say [----LIVE----];"
alias unrestrictweapons "ma_unrestrict glock;ma_unrestrict usp;ma_unrestrict p228;ma_unrestrict deagle;ma_unrestrict elite;ma_unrestrict fiveseven;ma_unrestrict m3;ma_unrestrict xm1014;ma_unrestrict mac10;ma_unrestrict tmp;ma_unrestrict mp5navy;ma_unrestrict ump45;ma_unrestrict p90;ma_unrestrict galil;ma_unrestrict ak47;ma_unrestrict m4a1;ma_unrestrict sg552;ma_unrestrict aug;ma_unrestrict scout;ma_unrestrict awp;ma_unrestrict g3sg1;ma_unrestrict sg550;ma_unrestrict m249;ma_ununrestrict flashbang;ma_unrestrict hegrenade;ma_unrestrict smokegrenade;ma_unrestrict vesthelm"

alias ko0 "rcon say --- LIVE ON THREE RESTARTS ---;"
alias ko1 "rcon mp_restartgame 1; w100;"
alias ko2 ""rcon mp_restartgame 1; w100;"
alias ko3 ""rcon mp_restartgame 3; w100;w100;"
alias ko4 "rcon say [------------];w5;ko5;"
alias ko5 "rcon say [S-----------];w5;ko6;"
alias ko6 "rcon say [ES----------];w5;ko7;"
alias ko7 "rcon say [VES---------];w5;ko8;"
alias ko8 "rcon say [IVES--------];w5;ko9;"
alias ko9 "rcon say [NIVES-------];w5;ko10;"
alias ko10 "rcon say [-KNIVES------];w5;ko11;"
alias ko11 "rcon say [--KNIVES----];w5;ko12;"
alias ko12 "rcon say [---KNIVES---];w5;ko13;"
alias ko13 "rcon say [----KNIVES--];w5;ko14;"
alias ko14 "rcon say [-----KNIVES-];w5;ko15;"
alias ko15 "rcon say [------KNIVES];w5;ko16;"
alias ko16 "rcon say [-------KNIVE];w5;ko17;"
alias ko17 "rcon say [ES------KNIV];w5;ko18;"
alias ko18 "rcon say [VES------KNI];w5;ko19;"
alias ko19 "rcon say [IVES------KN];w5;ko20;"
alias ko20 "rcon say [NIVES------K];w5;ko21;"
alias ko21 "rcon say [KNIVES------];w5;ko22;"
alias ko22 "rcon say [-KNIVES-----];w5;ko23;"
alias ko23 "rcon say [--KNIVES----];w5;ko24;"
alias ko24 "rcon say [---KNIVES---];w5;ko25;"
alias ko25 "rcon say [---KNIVES---];w5;ko26;"
alias ko26 "rcon say [---KNIVES---];w5;ko27;"
alias ko27 "rcon say [---KNIVES---];w5;ko28;"
alias ko28 "rcon say [---KNIVES---];"
alias restrictweapons "ma_restrict glock;ma_restrict usp;ma_restrict p228;ma_restrict deagle;ma_restrict elite;ma_restrict fiveseven;ma_restrict m3;ma_restrict xm1014;ma_restrict mac10;ma_restrict tmp;ma_restrict mp5navy;ma_restrict ump45;ma_restrict p90;ma_restrict galil;ma_restrict ak47;ma_restrict m4a1;ma_restrict sg552;ma_restrict aug;ma_restrict scout;ma_restrict awp;ma_restrict g3sg1;ma_restrict sg550;ma_restrict m249;ma_unrestrict flashbang;ma_restrict hegrenade;ma_restrict smokegrenade;ma_restrict vesthelm"

Bind "Startknives" "ko0;ko1;ko2;ko3;ko4;restrictweapons"
Bind "Startmatch" "lo0;lo1;lo2;lo3;lo4;unresrictweapons"

//written by whyplash

//thanks to lewiji for the restrict scripts and testing :)

//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

to use it, the commands are

Startknives: will start the knive round
Startmatch: will start the match and go live :)

test please :p

Nocashvalue
08-05-2005, 03:37 PM
My clan's vent and servers are down while the company move box, but I have got my hands on a spare vent channel... we can sit in their lobby :p

dedi108.vent.taa-gaming.com
5108

I'm currently writing a config file for this match with start scripts etc :)



(loadofcrap)

test please :p


W...
T...
F...

Lewiji
08-05-2005, 04:00 PM
Works really well plash, just tested on my server. I also added restrict scripts for live/knives :)

Timmeh
08-05-2005, 04:12 PM
Works really well plash, just tested on my server. I also added restrict scripts for live/knives :)

Add0red :)


W...
T...
F...


you'll have to learn this shit when you get a clan :p

Twatybollocks
08-05-2005, 04:45 PM
Twaty that happened to me so I pressed space. But I'm guessing you've tried that ...

Yes....err....of course I did!

*runs off to try space bar*

Good luck with the match tonight, I want a full report but I simply can't do 9pm matches coz my wife will kill me! I did one on Friday night (I was only supposed to be a sub grrrrr) and she didn't talk to me all day Saturday)

Phreeck
08-05-2005, 04:53 PM
Confirmed Times and info for tonight's match- :eng101:

Time: 9pm
I.p: 195.242.220.180:27015
Password: weeblrocks

I'll update with Ts2/vent Info later, if we can get that set up.

Its us(w&b) vs The Milk Bandits...

For us this is the team (I think)

Me, Lewiji, JimeH, WhyPlash and YYYEEEAAAHHH.

BeverlyHillHobo
08-05-2005, 05:22 PM
Yayz0r. I can't remember which one of them was a total arse to me a while back telling me I was cheating because I got headshots in a row so kill them all lots of times just to make sure.

Phreeck
08-05-2005, 05:24 PM
Yayz0r. I can't remember which one of them was a total arse to me a while back telling me I was cheating because I got headshots in a row so kill them all lots of times just to make sure.

Hello Tom :)

Timmeh
08-05-2005, 05:28 PM
I got kicked for 4 headshots in a row with a mac-10... they were in a narrow corridor and that gun finds heads on its own accord :p

I found it quite funny :)

BeverlyHillHobo
08-05-2005, 05:29 PM
Hello Tom :)
Hello. :)
That's what happened to me but with the M4. It was that narrow overpass on Dust. Everyone know's I can't hack, ask Lew I failed all those crappy test bar one.

Nocashvalue
08-05-2005, 06:52 PM
Its us(w&b) vs The Milk Bandits...

For us this is the team (I think)

Me, Lewiji, JimeH, WhyPlash and YYYEEEAAAHHH.

:|
:'(

Edit:
Lewiji.DiA//: well i dunno where the teams came from since apparently we aren't even playing

Lewiji.DiA//: no idea, according to explosivo the match isn't even tonight xD

Phreeck
08-05-2005, 07:59 PM
Were not playing tonight?

Oh...Well in that case...Shablam.

Nocashvalue
08-05-2005, 08:05 PM
I've no idea.
The server am empty.

Lewiji
08-05-2005, 08:28 PM
Hello. :)
That's what happened to me but with the M4. It was that narrow overpass on Dust. Everyone know's I can't hack, ask Lew I failed all those crappy test bar one.

Yeah, um, I'm pretty sure hacking CS is slightly different from hacking websites :p (hackthissite.org or whatever).

But no he doesn't cheat, I was on his PC the other day and he doesn't even have a porn stash, or any folders in C, just games and xfire XD

Timmeh
08-05-2005, 08:29 PM
When's the next game getting underway kids? pea + lewiji vs jimeh + phreeck... should be good :)

Lewiji
08-05-2005, 08:31 PM
Good as in absolute slaughter from the other side? :)

I'm free most of the week so any time suits me.

Timmeh
08-05-2005, 08:33 PM
Well, you're all around-ish now ;)...

if you don't feel like it, how about tomorrow?

Lewiji
08-05-2005, 08:37 PM
Got work to be doing :( Tomorrow's fine.

Timmeh
08-05-2005, 08:43 PM
Tomorrow... 8?

Twatybollocks
08-05-2005, 11:48 PM
He won't. You know why? He's a coward! He's so used to ruling his own empire and playing the game by restrictive rules he will never, ever agree to play a group of proper players.

Did they not turn up tonight?

If not "quoted for truth" if they did, what happened? I predict P@nage!

EDIT - Ah, just looking at the Milk Bandits forum ghost is claiming if you want a match you need to post it in the right forum. The forum is - http://themilkbandits.8.forumer.com/viewforum.php?f=15.

If we are going to do it, and you really want to win, we need to agree on what map we are all happy with, discuss tactics and practice beforehand if we want to waste them. I suggest Whiplash does this as he seems the most experienced here.

BTW - Just so some of you know, I'm not avoiding playing with any of you...my time on CS is sparse...I have a job, a wife, a kid and an insane dog to look after and I really cannot predict when I will be on sometimes. I also recently joined an ED clan and I'm trying to play in as many matches as I can so I can learn teamwork.

9PM - 11pm is when me and the Mrs sit in front of the telly and have some 'quality time' the best time for me to play is 7:30 to 9 on weekdays and early afternoons on weekends.

So.. I will try my best to be in this tournement and have a go at the Milk Bandits and play online with you guys, this is just an FYI so you know I'm not avoiding you or anything on purpose!

Explosivo
09-05-2005, 08:24 AM
and to be honest, weebl and bob is the worst flash shit i ever seen :s
fat pie puts it to shame really

OH ITS ON.


lol what challenge i have not seen any challenege? If you want to challene us to a pcw post in outside clan and it can be arranged.

As for abusing power? lol 99.5 % of the players who play on my server are happy with the admin on it. I only get the odd complaint where as when you had admin i got like 40. ALOT FROM YOUR OWN CLAN. Your own friends from your own school were glad i stripped your admin and I abuse power ?

I mean look at you some sad child whos prob sitting there tossing himself off over thoughts of a WB cartoon knocking on my door to ass fuck me. Rag is back in the server. He annoyed me I banned him. Hes back. Over.

Am I expect some fucking cartoon story of it now ? Some joke of an egg sitting there going " magh ghost is gay" . If so bring it on cause I would love to see it.

I think you need to sit back. Think. Then take a long look at your face in a mirror and realise how gay you are.

I get along with alot of people everyone infact. Very few I clash with. Blanie.. haz .. switch are all some of my best in game buddys. So what the fuck is your problem ?

Prick

Now lewiji did really sum it up when they called them Illiterate Prats.

He can't understand what weebl and bob Forumites is. or Are for that matter. Idiot

Timmeh
09-05-2005, 08:47 AM
And the funniest thing is, none of them can aim :D

Explosivo
09-05-2005, 02:11 PM
Even funnier. They have their own set of PCW rules.

So i told them to go $@*£ there PCW rules. Enemy down or nothing.

We gotta have HLTV and a 6th or 7th man depending on how many playing. JUST to make it that much sweeter. They cheat anyway.


The above person is also known as Daghost84 the milk bandit.

This is the team i would like to see play the Dick bandits

JimeH^ Playbus TwatyBollocks Whyplash Phreeck and me/lewiji (if needed) If not needed we shell be on team speak.

Timmeh
09-05-2005, 02:18 PM
Don't worry, we have enough skillz to outwit them ;)

shall we do some tactics beforehand? what map are we playing?

Explosivo
09-05-2005, 02:21 PM
They will play Office. Thats "their" map. We will also be allowed to choose a map or our choice. So this is where im leaving up to you guys. Pirensi is their worst map. But its Personal preference i suppose.

Timmeh
09-05-2005, 02:23 PM
dust one. It's such an easy map and I can awp their bollocks off :)

Twatybollocks
09-05-2005, 02:40 PM
When/where will it be?

I like Office - Played it a lot recently and developed some good T tactics - I have a map and everything if anyone is interested!

Don't mind Dust although it can be a pain when playing T's on pubs as my fellow T's decide to try and camp and get wasted when you really need to rush A to win this map!

If they do cheat we should have it on one of our servers and let them know we have Vac2 beta running on there to wind them up! :p

Timmeh
09-05-2005, 02:43 PM
to win dust as T, either rush A, flash middle tunnel, flash bombsite and charge in or rush right... or two walk underpass, three right tunnels right :) I know some good T tactics, don't you worry...

Lewiji
09-05-2005, 02:53 PM
Whyplash is amazing at Dust 1 as a T on 1.6 as I witnessed last night, topped the scoreboards by about 20 points if I recall, we slaughtered them :)

The fact of the matter is that "Daghost" can't face it that he doesn't understand the responsibilities of being a server admin, and he can't just ban someone because they annoyed him. As for complaints of admin abuse, I get plenty of reports quite frequently, I ask the person responsible about it and more often than not they apologize and won't do it again. All it takes.

Explosivo
09-05-2005, 03:07 PM
Arrows indicate suggested routes, rectangles indicate suggested defensive positions.
CT first:

1) Hold the Line:
http://img223.echo.cx/img223/4466/stratrefusedfrontcopy9cn.jpg

Strat: The team spreads out evenly holding all 3 exits to the tunnel, as well as keeping an eye on the underpass.


2) Secure A
http://img223.echo.cx/img223/3197/stratholdacopy4aj.jpg

Strat: The majority of the team heads straight to A and takes up defensive positions. Perhaps 1 other teamate goes and keeps an eye on the underpass.

3) Tunnel Rush (CT)
http://img223.echo.cx/img223/2388/strattunnelrushcopy6rg.jpg

Strat: The whole team charges into the tunnel (from differnet entry points), and secures it from T assault. If possible, the team then continues out of the tunnel, and towards the underpass. Otherwise camp the Tunnel.


And now T:

1) Rush A
http://img223.echo.cx/img223/737/stratrushacopy8th.jpg

Strat: Does this really nedd any explanation? Yes? Alright: The entire Terrorist force rushes straight to A, planting the bomb ASAP. They then secure both entry points to A, ready to blast away any incoming CTs.


2) Underpass Rush
http://img223.echo.cx/img223/816/stratrushbcopy0rj.jpg

Strat: All Ts rush through the underpass, pausing only to pin snipers (if there are any), and maybe lob a few 'nades. They then proceed to B, stationing men hidden all around the area (but keep one visible to distract any oncoming CTs).


3) Tunnel Rush (T)
http://img223.echo.cx/img223/5701/stratrushbtunnelscopy9ct.jpg

Strat: The Ts rush into the tunnels, and then turn right, coming out overlooking the underpass. Depending on the positioning of the CTs, they then either go plant at A or B.

Ok, now add any thoughts of tactics and Strategies for Dust :)

Explosivo
09-05-2005, 03:09 PM
sorry for double post. They will definately play office so

Ok, I've got 3 CT strats for Office, and 4 T strats:

CT -

1) Side Rush

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/1350/stratofficesiderushcopy5of.jpg

Strat: Half the CTs go up the Front Steps, half through the front room, and meet up at the Side Corridor (this is to make sure no Ts get behind us). They then push through the Side Corridor and into the Office. from there on in, it's up to the strat-man of the team as to what is done next.

2) Main Rush

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/3699/stratofficemainrushcopy6gm.jpg

Strat: The whole team chrages up the Front Steps, and into the south entrance of the Office. If the Ts are camping in the P-Room, they pincer attack it, simultainiously sending a couple of men through each entrance.

3) Garage Rush

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/4263/stratofficegaragerushcopy3ak.jpg

Strat: The CTs take the Back Stairs out of the Garage and into the Office. Similar to Main Rush, just differnet way in.


Terrorists -

1) Hold Projector Room
http://img223.echo.cx/img223/8242/stratofficeholdprcopy0ha.jpg

Strat: Standard tactic for Ts really: Everyone camps in the Projector Room, awaiting the inevitable CT incursion. Possible that 1 man be sent to try and get behind the CTs and cause mayhem ;).

2) Frontal Counter Attack

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/9823/stratofficecafrontcopy7qd.jpg

Strat: The Ts rush down the Main Corridor and split, sending some men down the Front Stairs, and some through the Front Room, only to meet up in the Front Yard and decide what to do next.

3) Rear Counter Attack

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/9067/stratofficecabackcopy4qe.jpg

Strat: The Ts rush into the Garage via the Back Stairs and Back Yard, ploughing through quickly to get behind the CTs. Leave 1 man behind to hold up the CTs as long as possible.

4) Hold Corridors

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/1777/stratofficeholdcorridorscopy7c.jpg

Strat: Terrorists take up defensive positions at the marked choke points in both the Main Corridor and Side Corridor. Leave 1 or 2 men (depending on team size) in reserve to move up towards wherever necessary. 1 squad engages and holds the CTs, while the other squad moves behind them in a flanking maneuvere.

Timmeh
09-05-2005, 03:11 PM
On dust, one CT rush into A and sit behind the boxes right at the back :) nobody checks there, and just as their backs are turned, pop out and shoot them in the backs of the head ;)

Twatybollocks
09-05-2005, 03:46 PM
On dust, one CT rush into A and sit behind the boxes right at the back :) nobody checks there, and just as their backs are turned, pop out and shoot them in the backs of the head ;)

I've done that a couple of times and it works a charm. I usually wait until I hear them planting the bomb and take them out when they least expect it.

The frustrating thing about Dust (on Source anyway) is no matter how fast you are you arrive there at about the same time as the CT's so you do need to be quick and accurrate with the flashes!

BeverlyHillHobo
09-05-2005, 04:05 PM
Are you going to record the match because I wanna see this.

Explosivo
09-05-2005, 04:11 PM
most probably and most hopefully.

Oh dear. The milk bandits think im taking this too far.

yeat more editing


Thats real dedication to your clan there... fucks sake a lot of them are very good players but you're too wrapped up in this wankle and bob forum to even listen to them, let alone lead them?

Hmmm ive never been on Wankle and bob anyone got a link?

Lewiji
09-05-2005, 05:18 PM
Sounds to me like they're scared to play us and would much rather play firestorm..

pebble_rebel
09-05-2005, 06:14 PM
i know why. no offense but apart from the top firestorm guys (time, haz, switch etc) there a bit of a shambles.... dont know how you beat DIA... oh well. Im ordering a voice com tonight which should jazz up my next round, and allow me to join in the din people make on lewjis server.

BeverlyHillHobo
09-05-2005, 06:28 PM
i know why. no offense but apart from the top firestorm guys (time, haz, switch etc) there a bit of a shambles.... dont know how you beat DIA... oh well. Im ordering a voice com tonight which should jazz up my next round, and allow me to join in the din people make on lewjis server.
Cause we're crap.
But in all fairness it was our first match and our best players left halfway through to make the teams even.
But we've gotten better, I want another clan match LEW

Twatybollocks
09-05-2005, 07:28 PM
I think if they don't play us we should forever refer to them as The Arse Bandits.

EDIT - Just looked at their forum and after Whyplash put forward a very impressive resume, one of them replies with:

"Sorry but i found out from a 'source' that it was one of your petty weebl fags that accused some of us of cheating

ive been playing CSS for less than 1 month and i can safely say im better than pretty much everyone on our server. who gives a shit if you've been playing for 6 years? it makes no difference what so ever"

ROTFLMAO!!!

Timmeh
09-05-2005, 07:31 PM
I think if they don't play us we should forever refer to them as The Arse Bandits.

I concur :D I'm abusing them on their forum :)

Twatybollocks
09-05-2005, 07:58 PM
They are offerring Sunday at 7:30pm. That's good for me. We will have to get together and practice working together etc. I also think they are checking out these forums so no discussing tactics etc on here. I've deleted mine just in case.

Timmeh
09-05-2005, 08:01 PM
They've changed their minds

We already have a match then . How about not this wednesday but next wednesday at 7pm.

Explosivo
09-05-2005, 08:33 PM
I Shell not play in this mearly watch. This was my last promise to my old clan which i have now left.

Kill them. Thats all im saying

in other news
OMGWTFLOLROFL daghost want me to come to his house so he can assult me. What a N00b

Archangel
09-05-2005, 09:53 PM
The actual post that Chris is refering to is this , As you can see since he was deleting my post I did not have a chance to defend myself so I offerd him the chance to come " discuss " in person:

Ok I have had enough now.

I posted a long post that explained all the actions. With reasons ect.

Chris simply deleted it. If you noticed on my forum I have not deleted a single post even some that really insult me. If your going to start a discussion you atleast have to let the other party have there say or you are simply wasting your time.

So Chris I am making a serious offer to you. Since you are not man enough to let people read both our messages and decide for ourselves. Why dont you come down to my house and let me beat ten tons of shit out of you.

No really ... im not joking please let me.


Now I will repost the information I posted before :

Right guys I dont know what the big deal is. This all started with me putting a temp ban on a guy called Rag in our server. He seemingly became annoyed with me after I asked and I did ask alot of times if anyone could hear my mic. I heard no reply so ofcourse I kept asking over again :P To which rag lost his temper and shouted " Yes now shut up" down the mic at me. This isnt acceptable and then I also lost my temper and bannedhim. This is not acceptable either. I apologies. If you look on the forum I apologies there to after a while.

Was Chis Banned on the MB Server ? No. I told Chris that if he persisted to be very immature and threaten me with statements like and I quote " He is the most respected member on the weeble and bob forums and he has powerful friends " Then I would not only make the ban on Rag Perm I would also ban him.

I also told Haz information to this affect whilst playing a game with him on Cbble. Remember that Haz ?

I dont really see why you guys have a problem with me. My server has a traffic of hundreds of users per day. In the 3 months that the server has been active I have given out maybe 5 - 10 bans. These were all hackers. The only exception to this is Hazmeister who has been banned cause his very existance offends me. Out of all the admin I do on the server 7 days a week for the last 3 months I have had a total of 4 complaints. FOUR. If you look on psychostats you will see that a total of 7912 players have connected on our server for atleast 25 mintues. That means I have a total of 0.05055611729 % of complaints. If I remember correctly from my A Level business class most retail outlets and industry will allow a margin of 5 - 10 % complaints. Since this isnt a profit making organisation I would say we should aim to have less then 5 % complaints. But either way I am far from that...

Like I said in previous post I get along with most of you quite well. Atleast if I have a problem with people I say what I think to there face. I do not make silly threats like " this uber hacker is gonna kill u " I do not post peoples postal address on a forum to encourage harrassement.

That brings me to another ironical topic. Chris has several times gone about how he or others can sue me for banning some one on my own server. This is infact not possible.

However ...

Posting some ones postal address with out consent no matter HOW YOUR OBTAINED IT is highly illegal. This would be classed as harrassement. This can be sued for and you can get a injunction on some one to prevent it happening again. Furthermore with a case like this im pretty sure I could sue for damages. Would be nice to fund my clan out of Chris parents pocket.

I get along with most of you firestorm guys. If I dont i am still amicable. How many times have you guys asked to be swapped to the other team and I have done so ? How many times has one of you came on msn and I have dropped WHATEVER I am doing to come kick a hacker or sort a problem out for you ? I have even see Firestorm members get shouted at like i did by rag. I stand up for them and lay out kicks and bans.

Hell last night on msn i was discussing with firefly the possibility of giving free admin to switch and haz. When he asked why i told him it was becasue they play alot ... seem trustworthy ... and deserve it. However a clan leader is a representation of his clan. He should lead my example . Is this the kind of clan you are ? The offer of free admin can be forgot for now.

How many clan owners would offer the use of there private server free of charge so that there friends can use it for PCW ? How many clan owners pump as much time and dedication into there clan as me.

Well before you delete this Chris. I hope you have a long think and realise just how silly you are being .

Jason


The discussion about this issue can be found here: http://firestormwoo.9.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=104&st=30&#entry839

I think alot of you are missing some here. If you check the forums you will see I aplogies to both Rag and Crispy, for any admin i did that disobeyed my own server rules.However as you can see in the above post i even state rag was out of order to talk to me like that he angerd me i kicked him . End of. There is no need for the amount of abuse and threats that are going round. I find it amazing that in the above post Chris calls me a n00b for offering him the chance to deal with it properly. Since it was in fact him thats escalated in further by posting my address.

It is ludicrous that you can sit there trying to act all mature and saying how good admins you are when it is based on behaviour like that. Now I am quite willing to have a clan war. This is fine. We have them all the time and its the more the merrier if u ask me. But there will be no clan friendly. No wars unless the abuse from both partys stop. That ends here.

Regards.

Timmeh
09-05-2005, 10:07 PM
Posting some ones postal address with out consent no matter HOW YOUR OBTAINED IT is highly illegal.

That's a lie, it's in the public sector, it's considered redistribution of information, and could only be harrasment is if he actually started using the information to do damage to your property.

Why dont you come down to my house and let me beat ten tons of shit out of you.


that however, is :).

I was kicked from your server for no good reason - 4 legitimate mac-10 headshots in a row.

OK, so the childishness stops here, that's fine by me, but that means from everyone. No more abuse from either party, no more random kickings or bannings, no more complaining if you deserved to be banned etc. I'm happy to play a good clean war, but I tell you this... you're going down :)

Archangel
10-05-2005, 07:50 AM
We shall see dude.

Who kicked you for mac 10 head shots ? Mac 10 is my favourite gun and I know HS come eeasy with them.

And I didnt threaten him. I did say I was going to hunt him down and kill him. I offered him the chance.

Timmeh
10-05-2005, 08:01 AM
1) I have no idea, can't remember

2) It's threatening behaviour

3) Let's leave it there, what's happened's happened, let's enjoy a nice clean CS match :)

JimmywiT
10-05-2005, 08:08 AM
Update - Earliest I can play anything is Wednesday (11th) evening, or Thursday.

Explosivo
10-05-2005, 08:14 AM
wait its unfair Plash you know that player i told you could aim


I refuse to even play this pcw personally, firestorm, DVAS, Chaos, cake holders, nemesis.. whoever the fuck is #1 on ED I'll play, but I'll play it as a game, not to prove something.. I don't go into a game and say HAHA I KILLED U ME AM LEET everytime I shoot someone... and if I do Its usually in a very sarcastic tone and because I killed spurt or something.

Shit like this dosn't belong in a game, it belongs in playschool, nuff said.

hes not gonna play. you scared him off.

Everyone go on nocash's forums............now

Timmeh
10-05-2005, 08:19 AM
#1 on ED? *raised eyebrow* yeah that's something to be proud of. ¬_¬

"revenge" matches are so much more fun, because you genuinely want to win for pride rather than just points or mild feeling of self satisfaction.

Twatybollocks
10-05-2005, 08:36 AM
They've changed their minds

Fucekty! I can't play on that date and I have a really, really good reason! I'll by flying to New York. I leave on the 18th May and only get back on the 23rd. :nana:

Timmeh
10-05-2005, 08:37 AM
Fucekty! I can't play on that date and I have a really, really good reason! I'll by flying to New York. I leave on the 18th May and only get back on the 23rd. :nana:

Pffft what kind of an excuse is that ¬_¬

only joking, we'll miss you twaty :(

Twatybollocks
10-05-2005, 08:53 AM
I've just read Archangel's post and I have to retort.

Ghost was saying "Can anyone hear me" over and over again, as he says in his post, and I kept on saying yes, no-one else did. This went on for about 3 rounds.

Now if you are in any game and some guy starts mouthing off, singing, making strange noises, whatever everyone gives them grief and tells them to STFU! Everyone knows that.

I didn't even say STFU, I shouted, "Yes, now shut up!"

Now if he had been a normal player he probably would have said, "Alright alright, calm down...I thought my mic was broke" and I would have said something like "Yeah, sorry about that..I just lost my temper a bit" and we would have carried on.

But no, coz he had admin he abused his position instead of acting in a responsible manner and banned me. So I complained on their forum, took a lot of abuse, sucked up, was let back on and still took abuse on their forum. He never apologised to me and if you look at the forum the last thing he says to me is that I should take my 30 year old ass and fuck off.

I bit my lip and let it it go. I never ever theatened anyone or to hack anything. The only thing I did do was invite them to ED so my clan could have a match against them.

It is a pleasure and a privaledge to play on anyone's server and I do admire Admins for what must be a difficult task at times. The Milk Bandits is a fun place to play which is why I tried to not make the banning a big issue at all.

Increasingly though the admins on some servers are becoming more of a pain than the cheaters and they have a responsibility to the community they serve. When they do go over the line it is therefore hardly surprising that it causes grief and complaints.

Lets hope the clan war can sort this all out, everything is then forgotten and we can move on. Certainly on the weekend I had an enjoyable time on there with a lot of the Bandits playing and it was a good friendly match.

BeverlyHillHobo
10-05-2005, 07:15 PM
I enjoyed myself till I suddenly disappeared .... :rad: <-- couldn't find the smiley that would express confusion well except for the rubbish ?? one.

Explosivo
10-05-2005, 09:00 PM
Dont diss kicking rad its :jizz:

Twatybollocks
11-05-2005, 10:40 AM
Just an update about the WB V MB match. Somone called Smiddy on the Milk Bandits forum has said, "I've decided this game wont happen."

Is that a lovely yellow streak I see?

pikie666
11-05-2005, 10:57 AM
what the hell did u hope to acheve by posting his home address on the forum????, for someone that again and again post that his intellegence is miles above any1 elses on the mb forum, i have yet to see after that act.

tbh m8 if it was my address that you had posted on the forum, you would be in serious trouble right now, regardless of the law or what u might think, i would find out where u live and teach u a leson in fukin respect. :twisted:

How the hell would u feel if somebody was to do the same to you

its one thing to have a bit of antisocial banter, but to go and do that, is just beond stupid, im just glad that nobody acted upon what u posted, and that most ppl probable found u stupid by posting that, but didnt have the balls to tell u that.....

well there we go, all said and done, i hope you never find it in ur self to do something like that again.(think b4 you act)

pikie666
11-05-2005, 11:00 AM
(as i always normally skate around the subject, mostly i plain lie) - nice, real clever addtion,

you are so sad

Lagmeister
11-05-2005, 11:36 AM
Whats that batman? A complete lack of grammar? By the gods you are right, there is txt speak too, to the batmobile!

You critisise someone else for behaving in a certain way and then you go and post about how you would "would find out where u live and teach u a leson in fukin respect". You sir need to re-think your attitude just as much as he does.

Timmeh
11-05-2005, 12:16 PM
Don't double post, don't use text speak, don't threaten people in this manner. Passing on someones address, while maybe immoral is not illegal, it's redistribution of freely available information. If I wanted to get x's home address, I could do in all of 5 seconds by merely looking at their server's information. You, however, have just made a serious threat of grevious bodily harm against another individual, it's enough to have you arrested, fingerprinted, kept on file, maybe even given a restraining order if he felt that the threat was a real one. Calm the hell down.

That's enough off topic for my liking, back on the 2v2?

How do Lewiji + Magic_pea fancy playing jimeh and phreeck tonight?

pikie666
11-05-2005, 12:41 PM
what i wrote was a lesson for his own good... because i never said it was illegal to post sum1's address, nor do i care much for grammer when postin on forums - the point im trying to get across to him is that, one day he will come accross the wrong person, and when u come across the wrong ppl, u tend to find they have a lack worry, as to if they get arrested or not.

basically i said "what was he trying to achive by posting dag's address,sum1 give me an answer to that plz!

and "would he like it if sum1 was to do the same" - well would he???

he took it to a new level, if he cant handle a little verbal abuse, then why keep going on the forum if only to keep winding himself up.

After all they r only words with no action - true or not???

magic_pea
11-05-2005, 01:09 PM
(as i always normally skate around the subject, mostly i plain lie) - nice, real clever addtion,

you are so sad
Actually, that's a filter to attempt a stoppage of text speak.
t b h = to be honest (as i always normally skate around the subject, mostly i plain lie).

So shush.

And to anybody else who feels like fucking up this thread that was once a friendly place of game planning and fun, I have only one message for you:

...COUNTER STRIKE SOURCE IS AN ONLINE VIRTUAL GAME. IT WAS MADE FOR FUN. NOT FOR TARDS TO START FIGHTS ON EACH OTHER AND EXPLAIN THEIR OPTION TO SUE EACH OTHER...

Now, that was meant to cause no offence to anybody inparticular, but lets just forget about it and continue with this 2v2, eh?

Timmeh
11-05-2005, 01:31 PM
nor do i care much for grammer when postin on forums


Read the FAQs. Good grammar and spelling must be used at all times. Bans are not lifted here.

I'm sure if you're clever enough to find his address (it's not very hard) he's not going to lose any sleep because of an e-thug like you :). People who make threats on the internet make me lol.

Now... back on topic, Lewiji + Magic_pea vs jimeh and phreeck?

pikie666
11-05-2005, 01:34 PM
Thats right whyplash, keep diverting away from the questions, or is it that you dont understand them???

Timmeh
11-05-2005, 01:37 PM
You're not too bright are you?

Read the FAQs "please stay on topic"

is you threatening a respected member of the forums on topic? Thought not. Do I actually care about your idle threats or what you have to say? Personally, and it's not my fight, I think you're acting like a child. If you want to whinge about it, go make a new thread rather than spamming up this one.

pikie666
11-05-2005, 01:59 PM
sry mate but on the adverse, it seems to be you who is not very bright, as i remember from earler posts, (and by reading them correct), it was you guys who started this thread.

I made no direct threat to your "respected Member", as at this point he has done nothing to me - but this is for sure i WILL voice what i have to say on the matter.

And i am quite sure this has moved well away from CS now, not that it was us that were overly bothered by what had happened ingame, as it is only a game!! - i think that was down to your "respected Member".

so it is he that has brought this upon your forum

bans bans bans - you lot make me laugh - do you really think that im so bothered about getting banned from this forum - not likely

if its not your fight (not that i would call it a fight, just a difference of morals), why are you getting involved.

i asked only 1 simple or not so simple question - what did he hope to achive by posting his address, and in my mind theres only 1 person who could answer that question, of with i will await