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I have embedded a virus into one of your videos. Every person that views this video will recieve this virus. For infomation on removing it please dont hesetate to contact me.
Hackers098
i have replied thus:
Dear Hackers098
thank you very much for letting us know of your dastardley plans. I, for one, am terrified at what this could mean for our site and I think its safe to say we are totally at your mercy.
I assume that you have done this for a reason, in which case what are your demands? What do you want? We will do anything!
yours lovingly
kernal
p.s. are you chinese?
albie_123
02-06-2005, 09:01 AM
No! Dont give in, Kernal! It shall just encourage them!
Midget
02-06-2005, 09:01 AM
Oh noes!1 We're all gonna die!1. :p
Good to see a new thread in here finally.
Smartie
02-06-2005, 09:25 AM
ooh, crikey chief. What if their plans are simply too evil to contemplate?
<looks for government information pack on nuclear warfare>
Tony Blair
02-06-2005, 09:29 AM
Ekkk...
This needs TLE and Chris the ninja pirate to combine against the powers of evil.
psycho_7
02-06-2005, 09:35 AM
i have replied thus:
Dear Hackers098
thank you very much for letting us know of your dastardley plans. I, for one, am terrified at what this could mean for our site and I think its safe to say we are totally at your mercy.
I assume that you have done this for a reason, in which case what are your demands? What do you want? We will do anything!
yours lovingly
kernal
p.s. are you chinese?
attracted in chinese now, are we? :p
\\o// new thread in this forum!
Nick has the DVD though! Oh noes!
...
My boss has a DVD virus! My boss has a DVD virus! My boss has a DVD virus!
How the hell are they adding viri to your DVDs, the fiends?
I hope t3h 1337 h4xx0r responds, not CONSIDERING the fact someone would noticed if there was a virus on the DVDs... :rolleyes:
psycho_7
02-06-2005, 10:00 AM
Hummm..... I thought the hacker meant that he put the virus on the web page........
How can you catch a DVD virus? Oh, unless you put it in your computer but.......huh?
Lagmeister
02-06-2005, 10:29 AM
Its all part of their despicable plans, they intend to make every dvd player useless so you have to return them to the manufacturer, its the conglomeration of all the dvd manufacturers, you know it to be true.
Patrick Moore
02-06-2005, 10:30 AM
Fairly sure they mean the animations, tards.
Paradigm^
02-06-2005, 10:44 AM
These need to be animated :D
Nuclear Spoon
02-06-2005, 10:49 AM
Are you sure these emails aren't just random spam that got past the filter?
Chavvy
02-06-2005, 10:49 AM
Class. I can't wait to see the response.
Meatball
02-06-2005, 10:56 AM
kill the son of a bitch!
Are you sure these emails aren't just random spam that got past the filter?
it was sent through the weebls-stuff contact email bit so its legit and also it makes too much sense to be spam.
Arkwright
02-06-2005, 12:02 PM
I say you should unleash Ash, the rabid web-monkey on this Haxx0r. then blame him for something afterwards
Paradigm^
02-06-2005, 12:52 PM
I reckon it is ash who sent the email.
Tony Blair
02-06-2005, 01:31 PM
I Blame Ash
Yorkshire Tea
02-06-2005, 02:01 PM
I blame the trade unions, the government, the Daily Mail, the Two Ronnies, BT Broadband, Doctor Who and the cider punks of Bath.
psycho_7
02-06-2005, 03:32 PM
You forgot Ash.
Yorkshire Tea
02-06-2005, 03:34 PM
Oh yeah. That guy.
psycho_7
02-06-2005, 03:45 PM
For shaaaaammmmeeeee.......
I wonder what he's going to reply :D
Playbus
02-06-2005, 04:00 PM
Probably never, he was probably just testing the water.
Macca
02-06-2005, 04:17 PM
I blame myself...
I say you sign up his email address for all kinds of newsletters! Register him for adverts for pr0n and such like...you know where I'm going here don't you?
Arkwright
02-06-2005, 06:22 PM
Bestiality porn! Deterrant of all hackers!
Soapie
03-06-2005, 08:31 AM
the cider punks of Bath.Nocashvalue?
the mystery has deepened! It is now a deep mystery!
This morning I received this in reply:
Sorry m8, i dont have a clue what you are on about. What are you on about?
Same email address and yet it has been sent under a different name. I have replied thus:
We are being held siege!
An international terrorist has seized control of our website and is threatening our utter destruction if we don't bend to his will!
He must have somehow found a way to route the transponder through a back door and access the security logarithms to access your email address, which would explain why this terrible hacker emailed us from this same address. You are a victim in this too!
Please, you must send help! help, and bourbon creams.
shenanigans!
Chavvy
03-06-2005, 08:56 AM
Hmmmm Bourbon creams...
I think his mail address has been spoofed by the looks of it [/Captain Obvious]
Mooselord
03-06-2005, 08:58 AM
They are obviously holding a gun to the back of this poor man's head right now.
Anticheese
03-06-2005, 09:12 AM
Heh, If this is what Weebls-Stuff has to endure, I just have to peek into Microsofts inbox!
Great reply!
Smartie
03-06-2005, 09:15 AM
oh noes111 . you should at least have asked for chocolate digestives!
moovok
03-06-2005, 07:52 PM
Can we try and get other assorted biscuits? Although borbon biscuits are nice, give people a variety :D And milk!! :D or a cow :)
AngryPaul
04-06-2005, 09:04 AM
Golden Crunch Creams are the future.
You should make it a publicity scam. Its like a golden ticket whoever finds which toon the "virus" was "embedded" in, they win a trip to Willy Weebl's Animation Factory.
Then sell the film rights.
That'll be 15% thank you. :)
Tony Blair
04-06-2005, 01:58 PM
Golden Crunch Creams are the future.
I second that emotion.
mmmbacon
04-06-2005, 10:38 PM
for once I actually agree with Tony Blair (wow, never saw that coming)
anyways, I think the SOB deserves the ultimate old skool punishment, the incredible tar and feather!!!!!!! and I say we throw in a tomato throwing contest, next we get hot branding irons and burn in the phrase "Weebl and Bob forever, wanker" on his back, 3rd (or 4th i forget how far I am) we kick his dog, we gotta kick his dog, and that would conclude day 1 of the "Bastard Embarrassment Festival". Day 2 would include many activities including making him give a naked speech (kernal would supervise) and then we take him to his house, and pour gasoline on him, start him and his house on fire and then we take him to the middle of somewhere, hang him on a pole, and begin beating him with sausages, then drag him around on a moter scooter and throw peanuts at him.
Other than that I have no clue what to do.
Tell him that he is wiggly.
Jazza
05-06-2005, 05:37 AM
...............yours lovingly
kernal
p.s. are you chinese?
It sound like it!
smiley clown
05-06-2005, 05:09 PM
Maybe if you give us his email address we can help protect him from th evils of this hacker, destroyer of worlds.
Arkwright
06-06-2005, 09:05 PM
I like the touch of naming themselves "Hackers" after a popular film I forget the name of.
HappyJack
20-06-2005, 07:16 AM
Ha Ha, thats a good one, tell him to smarten up, tell him to eat his ballanced breakfast and run a mile or two bi-daily
Ha Ha, thats a good one, tell him to smarten up, tell him to eat his bollocks for breakfast and run a mile or two bi-daily
what?
HELLO64
01-07-2005, 11:43 PM
tell him i am virtually holding a double barraled shotgun at his private parts.
maw3193
05-07-2005, 08:32 PM
I blame myself...
I say you sign up his email address for all kinds of newsletters! Register him for adverts for pr0n and such like...you know where I'm going here don't you?
Of course, do you really want to face the wrath of the data protection act, as you have not received permission to use his e-mail address for commercial purposes.
(not my fault that I got work experience at an IT academy, all I did was choose it)
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