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god
19-09-2003, 12:23 PM
Lo my children, i am god the almighty. ive been wathcing these forums for a while now (after all, i am omnipresent) and i thought a bit of my divine knowledge could be useful in these pie centered frolics
Kari
19-09-2003, 12:24 PM
Hello God! Nice to meet you!

Did you register, or re-register? o_o
god
19-09-2003, 12:25 PM
re-register? no, ive only just registered. why? has some heathen been impersonating my godliness?
Nanaki
19-09-2003, 12:27 PM
lo god, you have pie?
god
19-09-2003, 12:28 PM
i have pie my child, but only for those who truly believe in the existence of the great pie
PoofBird
19-09-2003, 12:29 PM
we've been worshipping FMHS for a year now, God.
Kari
19-09-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by god
re-register? no, ive only just registered. why? has some heathen been impersonating my godliness?

No, but everyone had to re-register because they changed the forums.

Welcome anyhow, and have a pie-ly stay! =)
Nanaki
19-09-2003, 12:31 PM
God will you join the cause?
This almighty pie... what flavour?
god
19-09-2003, 12:32 PM
you truly are a believer Nanaki, you asked the great question. it is badger flavoured.
i will not commit to joining any cause before i find out more about it.

i have begun my entry to the cause, i shall smile upon my self to spped up the process.

(i like the edit button, very nice)
electric gremmy
19-09-2003, 12:55 PM
lo god have fun dont spam follow the rules join the cause
god
19-09-2003, 01:31 PM
I have been accepted into the cause. it seems very empty, does not appear to have the life that the other forums do
Nanaki
19-09-2003, 01:34 PM
god give it time, be open minded, you will love it
god
19-09-2003, 01:35 PM
Possibly. I see theres some comedians in the cause, some of the humour in there made even me laugh
fishymcfish
19-09-2003, 02:43 PM
welcome god, :notworthy bask in the orange glory of these here forums and you will be even more enlightened
CheHamstera
19-09-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by PoofBird
we've been worshipping FMHS for a year now, God.

i hope FMHS re-registers. i want to see lightening bolts fly as these two super egos clash.

i bagsie commentator job on 'Battle of the Deities' :D
thecaterpillar
19-09-2003, 03:15 PM
Welcome to the forum God!

Yarr!

Have fun god!

Yarr!
freddiestarfish
19-09-2003, 03:16 PM
pah

no contest

FMHS would win, as god just knows he is god.
FMHS makes other people think he is
thedevilmademe
19-09-2003, 04:22 PM
yo god. I dont believe you. am i destined for hell?
stav
19-09-2003, 04:37 PM
the only god i would ever worship would be FMHS or Brian Blassed he is such a great man
thedevilmademe
19-09-2003, 04:46 PM
good on ya stav!
Jimpy
19-09-2003, 04:51 PM
Welcome god, please dont send me to no pie land :(



erm, YARR!
Stevotheclown
19-09-2003, 05:07 PM
Why are you pretending to be god?
Anti - Squirrel
19-09-2003, 06:23 PM
God, if you can give me rock-solid, scientific proof that you exist, then i will become a believer.

Otherwise, I don't believe you.
Cabbage
20-09-2003, 12:39 PM
Hey, God. I'm an atheist.