Titty Toucher

[moog]

this is a true story that happend 2 my m8 i fink it wud b rly funny if u made a toon out of it!

One day she was walkin along minding her own business...when!! TT struck! (TT stands 4 titty toucher) he went up 2 her grabbed her breasts and ran off laughin!! it was hilarious!!!
then she fell in a bush!!

so sumfin on that wud b gr8
thanks a lot
xxx


This actually made me snort 7up this morning

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

The guy could wear spandex with a big TT and pair of breasts strewn across his front.

We have something brilliant!

[Jubble]

What on earth caused her to fall into a bush? If someone grabbed me in the spheres i wouldnt jump into a bush.

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

for comfort... obviously

[Jubble]

oooh... wouldnt want it to be a prickle bush

[Maple Moose]

Its 2:22am here, and i almost woke my parents up, because i was laughing so hard!

[Smartie]

Sometimes I half wonder whether the kernal makes these stories up (for our amusement, obviously).

In other news, my mate used to have “Stuntjugs” across her t-shirt and she got loads of attention.
He could wear an “I touch your tits for free” t-shirt and I bet he’d get loads of offers!
And he then wouldn’t have to do it wantonly, with bush related consequences.

[moog]

i can fwd you the original email if you like

its genuine i assure you

[Meatwad]

That gives me an idea.....

*Runs out into the city and starts grabbing every breast he sees*

[moog]

you should, they love it apparently!

this email has made me laugh consistently all day

[Dude]

Heh, who's going to make it then :p

[Mellomeh]

I present to you, The Titty Toucher (an artists impression):

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9389/titty8ea.png

[Lagmeister]

Dear god thats the splitting image of my old next door neigbour.

[pebble_rebel]

I love the added stains in the pants. I reckon he has the potential to be a cheese bin star like dancing jesus or that dinosaur.

[Purple Wabbit]

*roffles around* it's actually hard to type, i'm laughing so hard

God bless whoever sent that, and god bless teh sexy mr. kernal for posting it for our amusement :D

[Shpox]

So did you make a toon yet ?

[Scribe]

Kernal I love you. Thats frigging great! :D My cereal almost came out my nose when I read that... We have a hobo in our neighborhood that runs around grabbing girls arses. Hes been arrested twice, but he just keeps doing it. Man I love Argentina. Crazy spanish hobos...Whatever. Make the toon!

[Tiode]

In the name of TT i order you to make it.

[moovok]

Come on guys, it's Apple Dave :D Only kiddin' - is it??? He makes our Mum's horny, so... who knows...

[barkskin]

Come on guys, it's Apple Dave :D Only kiddin' - is it??? He makes our Mum's horny, so... who knows...
god i didnt know apple dave was real :eek: better wach out