Oh you crazy Danes

[weebl]

My friend and I love weebl and bob and we have an idea for a script. Don´t know if you´ll like it or not, but either way, we would like to get some feedback. It's very short but we are from denmark, so we´re not very good at English.

(Bob is standing in front of an oven. He is wearing an apron. Weebl comes in, wearing a tank top.)

Weebl: Lo bob.
Bob: Lo.
Weebl: You have pie?
Bob: Yes. I be baking it right now.
Weebl: Surprise, surprise. I didn't know that.
Bob: Really? Weren't you wondering why i was wearing an apron?
Weebl: Nah. I thought you finally came out of the closet.
(Bob get mad.)
Bob: Me? You be the one who be wearing a tank top.
Weebl: Errrr... No I don´t.
Bob: Yes you do. Look at you.
(Weebl looks down at himself. His eyes turns big.)
Weebl:What? Oh no!
(Bob giggles.)
Bob: He he... Gay wanker...
Weebl: Damn you fab 5. You win this time.

From Tine Nielsen/Julie Kofod

Brilliant. And not offensive in the slightest. There wasn't enough jokes about AIDs or the Jews for my liking though.

[Cloud Trifle]

HAHA. Thats pretty good.

I <3 teh Danish.

[esquilax]

Hehe. Can you just abandon the not using suggestions rule just this once? :D:D

How random, how Danish

[Maple Moose]

Fucking Brilliant.

[ZekeyLizard]

I certainly hope you're prepared to pay thousands of wads of cash in royalties to the fab5 for use of their copyrighted nickname.

(this post alone costed a millionbajillion).

[captain canuck]

Indeed...the Comedy Gods must be Danish. :notworthy

Mmmm. Cheese Danish.

[crab]

Christian fundamentalist version:

(Bob is standing in front of an oven. He is wearing an apron. Weebl comes in, wearing a tank top.)

Weebl: Lo bob.
Bob: Lo.
Weebl: You have pie?
Bob: Yes. I be baking it right now.
Weebl: Surely your wife should be doing that?
Bob: I feel that the duties of house and field should be shared between Husband and Wife. Besides, didn't you wonder why I'm wearing an apron?
Weebl: No, brother. I thought you finally decided to reveal your sin of homosexuality that we may cure you of the Devil.
(Bob get mad.)
Bob: I do not suffer this sin! You are the one sporting the devil's clothes!
Weebl: Blasphemy!
Bob: I speak the truth! Look at you.
(Weebl looks down at himself. His eyes turns big.)
Weebl:What? Oh no!
Bob: Heathen!
Weebl: Get thee behind me, Satan! You have led me into temptation this time!

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Now, THAT'S offensive.

Amateurs.

(Though I would like to see this get made, even though it can't be...)

[Fezwald]

Now I love danes even more :p

Crab's script is good too

[crab]

still not enough jokes about AIDS or Jews.

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(Bob is standing in front of an oven. He is wearing an apron. Weebl comes in, wearing a tank top.)

Weebl: Lo bob.
Bob: Lo.
Weebl: You have pie?
Bob: Yes. I be baking it right now.
Weebl: Surely your wife should be doing that?
Bob: I feel that the duties of house and field should be shared between Husband and Wife. And she has AIDS, and I don't want to catch it by eating her pie. I wouldn't want to catch homosexuality, or jewishness from her either. Besides, didn't you wonder why I'm wearing an apron?
Weebl: No, brother. I thought you finally decided to reveal your sin of homosexuality that we may cure you of the Devil and AIDS. You Jew.
(Bob get jewish-mad.)
Bob: I do not suffer this sin! You are the one sporting jewish clothes!
Weebl: Blasphemy!
Bob: I speak the truth! Look at you.
(Weebl looks down at himself. His eyes turns big.)
Weebl:What? Oh no!
Bob: Jew!
Weebl: Get thee behind me, Satan! You have led me into temptation this time!
Bob: Jew. With AIDS.

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How about now?

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

much better.

[SWE]

It is brilliant, but as a Swede i cannot love anything made by a dane :(
It is the law to hate all Danish.

[Nocashvalue]

Hah. That rocks.

[renatzu]

You've missed an obvious Jew joke.
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(Bob is standing in front of an oven. He is wearing an apron. Weebl comes in, wearing a tank top.)

Weebl: Lo bob.
Bob: Lo.
Weebl: You have pie?
Bob: Yes. I be baking it right now.
Weebl: I thought you had a Jew in there.
Bob: No, we put Jews in oven later.
Weebl: Surely your wife should be doing that?
Bob: I feel that the duties of house and field should be shared between Husband and Wife. And she has AIDS, and I don't want to catch it by eating her pie. I wouldn't want to catch homosexuality, or jewishness from her either. Besides, didn't you wonder why I'm wearing an apron?
Weebl: No, brother. I thought you finally decided to reveal your sin of homosexuality that we may cure you of the Devil and AIDS. You Jew.
(Bob get jewish-mad.)
Bob: I do not suffer this sin! You are the one sporting jewish clothes!
Weebl: Blasphemy!
Bob: I speak the truth! Look at you.
(Weebl looks down at himself. His eyes turns big.)
Weebl:What? Oh no!
Bob: Jew!
Weebl: Get thee behind me, Satan! You have led me into temptation this time!
Bob: Jew. With AIDS.

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How about now?
In related news, today was Jewish appreciation day at Shea Stadium. They sang "Take me out to the ballgame" in Hebrew, and had Jewish dancers before the game. And Friday was Hispanic appreciation day.

For some reason it didn't make me proud to be Jewish.

[zero defex.]

Flurking brilliant stuff. :D

[TX_101]

lol, that was good, Danes now rule :o

[Saar]

As some other people already said: that was fucking brilliant :notworthy

[nuxx]

:(









...I need to move.

[Fezwald]

In houner of the Danes
http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/8780/1to65jg.th.png (http://img348.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1to65jg.png)
Enjoy :)

[GorillaBearBear]

It's great that so many people are like "hahah that so funny"

I'm pretty sure it was posted because, it's not funny, big OR Clever

[Destrukto]

What Baabaa said.

Weebls last comment uses a literary device called sarcasm, which I'm a bit shocked not a lot of people have picked up on.

I'm sad now :(

[sebble]

Some nice responses even the negative ones, I´m danish too! I think someone should animate that just for a laugh! And yes TX, we do rule ;)

[Cjw]

I just presumed everyone else was being sarcastic along with it. o_O

You might as well type out "ghey fagz0rs" 150 times over. Would contain about the same amount of humour as that script did.

[Jay]

You might as well type out "ghey fagz0rs" 150 times over. Would contain about the same amount of humour as that script did.
Lol ghey fagz0rs...

I just didnt get that "Script" at all...I was left craving a puchline.

[weebl]

There are some utter idiots on this forum.

[Goose in a jar]

I honestly apologize for my existence.

[renatzu]

I just presumed everyone else was being sarcastic along with it. o_O
Me too...

I thought people were laughing at how bad it was.

[*eL mAsSaMo*]

that script is pretty good

[Thomp]

Thank God I didn't post in this thread earlier then... seems you all got the wrong end of a very large stick

[oppernaR]

There are some utter idiots on this forum.

My dear weeb, considering how long you've been around on this forum (about 3 months, right?), I'm surprised you didn't find that out earlier...

On the other hand, BLIMEY what a gooood script! You simply must use it for an episode! I mean, it's at least eleventy times better than the entire Bob in France series (that I still watch on DVD on a monthly basis (yes, i bought the DVD kids! (you can be cool like me, buy it too))).

..and another reason to banish all scandinavian people to wales and make scandinavia a huge holiday resort for real people has shown its ugly head...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

I like it, I love it, I want some more of it...

[Yorkshire Tea]

I think we should all go 'gnnnnnnnnnehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' until we forget what we were talking about.

[~Crazy Penguin~]

Too late...

[Nuclear Spoon]

Hmm.

Weebl:Lo Bob
Bob:Lo
Jew:Shalom
Weebl (skeptic face): Who you?
Jew:I Jew
Weebl:You have AIDS?
Jew:...No.
(Chris jumps down from above)
Chris:Yarr, I be having the AIDS
(silence)
Bob:But you smelly.
(more silence)
Chris:At least I'm not a Jew.
Weebl:True.
(turns to face Bob)
You have pie?
Bob: Yes. It's big.
(pie falls from the sky)
Weebl:mmm. Pie from the sky.
(captain zooms in, sporting a swastika, and pushes Chris and Jew in to the pie)
Captain:Heil!
Weebl:Mmm. Jew AIDS pie.
Bob:Anti-Semitic bum eyes.
Weebl:But you German!
Bob:Oh.

Oh dear. I got a bit carried away...

[Fruity Biscuit]

You forgot the gay jokes as well... oh dear.

[dead]

and you didn't even put in a joke about all immigrants sponging of the benefits system.
tut tut.

[bellybutton]

It was better than the 1st one anyway^^^^^
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm danish pastry.......

[crab]

What Baabaa said.

Weebls last comment uses a literary device called sarcasm, which I'm a bit shocked not a lot of people have picked up on.

I'm sad now :(

I never noticed...

as it's really quite hard to convey sarcasm in written text maybe it's best to just write [/SARCASM] in size seven font.

[tom93]

I mean, it's at least eleventy times better than the entire Bob in France series
wait, is that one of those "sarcasms" I've heard so much about?
I can't tell.

¬¬

[Nosferatu]

wait, is that one of those "sarcasms" I've heard so much about?
No sarcasm here! [/sarcasm] ... [/contradiction] :P

[Meadow]

Wooo! I be Danish.

Well, half-Danish.

Honest.

[sebble]

Wooo! I be Danish.

Well, half-Danish.

Honest.
Same here! They're not all as crazy as the writers of that animation though.

[Nosferatu]

Hmm, I used to know a Danish guy... He was quite crazy!

Don't hide it man, bask in it! Hehe :P

[Dick Champion]

Forking hell, this thread is like the twilight zone. I couldn't work out what the fuck was going on until GuerillaBaaBaa posted. Does nobody have an opinion of their own?

[crab]

Forking hell, this thread is like the twilight zone. I couldn't work out what the fuck was going on until GuerillaBaaBaa posted. Does nobody have an opinion of their own?

I agree, not one person here has an opinion of their own.

You should all be ashamed.

[BillyTheBubble]

Briliant indeed:) nice to know that our danish brothers can come up with something big :) Its a small country ya know :P

[SPACKlick]

While i agree that the script was lacking severley in quality, many people seem to have objected on the grounds of it using homosexual based jokes. Well this is lunacy. we can mock the gays or straights or jews or Xns, it is humour, it need not reflect true opinione. I can just hear weebl saying "damn you fab 5 you win this time" and it makes me chuckle. Lets not stop all the gay jokes, someone has to be the but of a joke, why not gays?

[doctor_fruitbat]

Well, you don't use the mere fact that someone is hetero as the core of a joke, do you?

[Erasmus]

Well, you don't use the mere fact that someone is hetero as the core of a joke, do you?

you've never seen an episode of Will & Grace apparently

[doctor_fruitbat]

Not a whole one, no. Probably because I didn't find it all that funny.

[maw3193]

The way I see it, Weebl has the right to make gay jokes in a light-hearted way.

We have wanking jokes in the History series and plenty of sexual themes, why not?

[Dyakson]

I like Denmark. The Danish government had the courage to hold a referendum which it lost. (It was something EU-related, like joining the EMU). Can't imagine the UK government ever holding a referendum if the result wouldn't be the one they wanted...

[gerbilcake]

Weebl: Lo bob.
Bob: Lo.
Weebl: You have pie?
Bob: Yes. I be baking it right now.
Weebl: Is it spicy jew flavor?
Bob: No it big gay weebl flavor
Weebl: You didnt seem to mind too much last night
(Bob get mad.)
Bob: We agreed to never speak of that again
Weebl: You came on to me anyways
Bob: Then why you so hard now?
(Weebl looks down at himself. His eyes turns big.)
Weebl: No thats a sausage i was saving for pie
Bob: Oh really let me see
Weebl: OK then bend over.......

[jrave]

:shock:

..

i don't get it.

[pink_shoes]

..what?

[jrave]

just how screwed over this whole topic has become. was plain and simple to me what he was saying and also obvious that to cater to as wide an audience as possible, skoo and weebl have to write un biased matterial.

this thread looks like it fell out the dumbass tree and hit every branch on the way down only to land in the road and get viciously maulled by the tires of some big spikey wheeled truck.

\o/ woo yay!

[sursmiley]

I think that the script is magnifisant, absolutely splendid.
Well, that might be because I was one of the writers.
My friend and I were just fooling around, and the script was ment as a joke.
But I'm glad that some people like it, even though it wasn't a serious script.
And thank you Fezwald, for making it into a comic. That's about as much appriciation I've ever got. Wich is kinda sad. But then again, I'm not that old. And I'm danish. And a girl.

By the way, just so I'm sure you know (a lot of people don't) Denmark's an actual country, and not the capitol of IKEA.
And we do other stuff than make bacon and danish.
We... Do stuff... and... Who am I kidding, we're all lazy and fat, we don't do anything.
Except for offending people with drawings, we're good at that!
God... I'm pathetic.

[Turkey Sandwich]

Wow, that was some bump.
Only just brought this whole thing to my attention though.
Controversial topic, eh?

[sursmiley]

Wow, that was some bump.
Only just brought this whole thing to my attention though.
Controversial topic, eh?
Yeah, quite a bump.
But I only just discovered that they'd actually put it on the side, and I joined today, so that's why I did'nt post earlier.

Anyway, just wanted to say that the script was a joke.
We danes are known for our sarcasm. Or, well, we're really not, but we use it a lot.

[lidiyaL]

Sursmiley:
Capitol of IKEA? Good one ;)

But the script was cool, funny and all. Like it

[RevJ42]

the script was ment as a joke.

Hmm? As opposed to the hard-hitting reality of regular W&B episodes?

I know, megabump blah blah blah, but reading this thread was fairly hilarious... the way the posts swayed so quickly to suck up to weebl... we're so lame.

[Turkey Sandwich]

Heh, 'weebl-sucking'.

Now there's a strange image.

[esquilax]

And one which I may not be able to get out of my head for some time

[sursmiley]

Well, thanks. Now I'm not going to sleep tonight. Can't risk having a dream about that.

[Zhyl]

I remember I submitted a script a few years ago. That was before I'd been onto the forums and read the FAQs. I wouldn't do it again. Honest.

Now, if only you had sent it with jokes regarding Islam then by now sumo dojo would be a crumbling ruin, many gays would be slaughtered in moog's honour and our embassy would be badly damaged in several other countries.

"You hurt our feelings, we burn your house down."

I should add here that it is only a minority of exremist and that most of them are OK really.

[katt]

cant believe someone made a webcomic of the OP

ffs

[nataya_ivanna]

Hahaha, very cute! English not bad as mine, Slovakian here haha. very good vodka from denmark =)