Read my emails!

[moog]

God i can't wait for the summer holidays to be over:

hi can you give this to weebl: read my damn messages you damn poofter you must tste like my damn cat you damn turd YOU ARE THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE damn poofs i hayt em
now this is very irritating

not only am i being used like some cheap messenger service, only good for passing along messages and bending over the photocopier in a tight skirt, i now get overlooked as the premier gay of the forum???

It will not be!

Weebl I'm calling you out, you are NOT the only gay in the village damn you. However you DO like his cat because you love that kind of thing you do. I don't.

[Shave]

don't worry moog, you'll always be the alpha male in my eyes :p

[Smartie]

God Bless retards, in all their glory and badspellingness.

[Bewildebeast]

bending over the photocopier in a tight skirt
photos pls

[weebl]

You Are A Damn Poof You Damn Gay You Would Be A Good Worker At Mcdonalds Coz You Are Damn Rubbish At Cartoons Damn You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cockmaster!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!donkey Raper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think Arron likes the gays.

[Nihlathak]

And people wonder why the lovely Mods/Admins don't reply to emails...

[moog]

i have replied thusly:

you are a horrible little man

I AM THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE NOT WEEBL and YOU taste like a cat you
windowlicker. poofs are great and you can just go and suck it if you dont
agree ok

hurray

[crab]

Send him a picture of Weebl kissing a woman.

[TX_101]

some people can really reach a whole new level of retardism

[moog]

this guy is a gem:

Crime is a shit that needs cleaning but it smudged and made you and weebl

i think i quite like him

[Fezwald]

poor Moog :nana:

sounds a bit like a quote from the burt face man series, mabey Dave Firth is jelous of you and weebl.

Only jokeing Dave :p

Sorry for the shit you and weebl have to put up with

[wikkybikky]

ahhh moog, i think he is truely a distressed young man in dire need of a sexuality awakening mentor- he has clearly chosen you to be this mentor...you should bring him out on a pleasant date, perhaps attending a musical (in order to homosexualise him gently).
Full reports upon your return from said date if you please.

[moog]

ahhh moog, i think he is truely a distressed young man in dire need of a sexuality awakening mentor- he has clearly chosen you to be this mentor...you should bring him out on a pleasant date, perhaps attending a musical (in order to homosexualise him gently).
Full reports upon your return from said date if you please.
good point

it is all so clear now

i shall let him know i am here for him to guide him on his journey

[Arkwright]

Make sure you get him thoroughly drunkened. Intoxication is key to awakening repressed sexual urges.

[zero defex.]

Get your coat moog, you've pulled!

[UMIST_For_Ever]

ROFFLES.

Moog, corrupt him beyond belief...

Tape it and blackmail him....:p

Or keep it for your own personal porn collection if it is any good!

[Meatball]

F*cking poofs, damn them and thier deadly dancing, unbelievable fashion sense, great personalities and absolutely brilliant furniture arranging . I mean what other reasons do we have to like them. . . . except for the great sex.


tut.


So should we expect a video diary of this boys journey into manhood?

[sack the chimp]

So, the moral of the story is: to get a sexing from the moogish one, send him an e-mail filled with obscenities?

[moog]

bring it on

[crab]

So, the moral of the story is: to get a sexing from the moogish one, send him an e-mail filled with obscenities?

Or tell him he has pretty hair.

[wikkybikky]

So, the moral of the story is: to get a sexing from the moogish one, send him an e-mail filled with obscenities?

bingo....lamentably i would find it nigh on impossible to use the internet for sex purposes..who has heard of such a thing?? the internet is for help with study, finding jobs and looking at interesting government statistics...isn't it??

[Arkwright]

bingo....lamentably i would find it nigh on impossible to use the internet for sex purposes..who has heard of such a thing?? the internet is for help with study, finding jobs and looking at interesting government statistics...isn't it??
The internet is entirely devoted to sex, it was invented exclusively for the viewing of pron.

[pebble_rebel]

you know what i think......




Peej

[zero defex.]

It's PJ, idiot. :P He's gotta be scene.

I got his msn for anyone interested.

Funny as hell. Everyone knows I'm the only gay in the world.

[Goose in a jar]

Well this sounds like it will be a grand outing.

Make sure you take pictures moog!

[moog]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU ARE A POOF
well its clear he's taken a lot of time over this, and its nice that he qualified just what he meant at the end, so I thought it only fair to send him a nice reply.

Aaron you're only telling me what i already know!

It would be like me shouting at you that you have hair! I mean, you do have
hair don't you Aaron? I hope you do or my analogy would become faintly
absurd.

Anyway, it's lovely to hear from you again. Are you enjoying your summer
holidays? The weather is delighful isn't it? Perfect for a nice kickaround
in the park I think! I'd better go Aaron, I have lots of work to do today
and all this chit chat just won't do!

I look forward to hearing from you again VERY soon

xxx

[Shave]

:D

that has to be one of the most perfect responses.

please let it be PJ :p

[zero defex.]

Angry Paul's Betting Shop, anyone?

Odds on it being:

Weebl - 4/1
PJ - 5/1
Skoo - 15/1
Ash - 20/1

Perhaps?

Just example odds.

[wikkybikky]

moog, that is a perfectly charming response...i'm sure he got a little jolt of desire when he read that... i can see you two developing into something really beautiful together

[TX_101]

can't you just feel the loving and tenderness put into his responses... :p

[moog]

like the sands of time, it never ends...

Are you gay or somthin

yes!

haha Aaron I love how we have these fun moments although I note you may be having a little trouble with your 'G' key. Perhaps you dropped some crumbs in your keyboard? Oh crumbs! haha

so where do you live Aaron? I live in London and I really like it here because there's lots of things to do and people say London people are mean but they're not really they just walk pretty fast.

Anyway I have to go out for lunch, my stomach is rumbling good and proper! I hope I have a nice email from you waiting when I get back :D

bye!

x

[Goose in a jar]

You are so charming moog, this little guy does not know what he is missing.

Send him a picture of you looking sexy he may drool on his keyboard...
hmm does that mean sticky gooey crumbs?

[_pinky_]

salad. This is amazing. And hilarious. and so gay! yay for gay people!

[Fezwald]

ditto what pinky said

keep it up moog :p

[Meatball]

Aaron is amazing, I think every home should have an Aaron!

[Mittwoch]

moog my dear you are tempting me to email you abusive emails about your sexuality under the name of 'Brian' just so I can get replies like that :)

[Goose in a jar]

moog my dear you are tempting me to email you abusive emails about your sexuality under the name of 'Brian' just so I can get replies like that :)

Resist it, we all want more moog but well... well why not!

[Smartie]

how is it his original comments are reasonably well spelt, then the later replies appear to be written by a chimp with no fingers.

[Mittwoch]

how is it his original comments are reasonably well spelt, then the later replies appear to be written by a chimp with no fingers.
It's like a payphone, the reception is breaking up. It just means moog needs to insert £20 for the next five minutes of calling.

Though I think we all know he would prefer to insert something else.

[TX_101]

Haha !

Awesome stuff Moog, and yeah, his spelling does seem to deteriorate as time goes onwards...

[wikkybikky]

it is hard to type one handed.... isn't it moog?? only natural a few letters go missing in the process

[Shave]

just out of curiousity, why was the oh aaron! thread deleted?

[wikkybikky]

agreed shane, where is oh! arron gone ?? controversial :ninja:

[Smartie]

I thought i was going insane for a while there tho.. maybe it's a legal thing.

Deny all knowledge :ninja:

[weebl]

what thread?
:ninja:

[wikkybikky]

does that thing my granny does *puts finger to side of nose & winks*

[Yorkshire Tea]

Ah, Peej. Like last night's Egg-In-The-Middle, he just keeps coming back.

[crab]

I think weebl deleted it, moog wasn't happy about this, and that is why Weebl is now sporting a poo.

Incidentally, Watson, you are wearing paisley-patterned underwear.

[PJ]

I am posting one last time to comfirm i am not the person behind such doings.
I got told about this thread and yould just like to say i didn't do it.

[Shave]

I think weebl deleted it, moog wasn't happy about this, and that is why Weebl is now sporting a poo.

weebl had poop a day before moog even created the thread

[Mozzer]

The thread was deleted because Aaron was no longer replying. Probably. It's been nearly 2 hours now for me!

[Yorkshire Tea]

I am posting one last time to comfirm i am not the person behind such doings.
I got told about this thread and yould just like to say i didn't do it.

Point taken.

I didn't know you were back...

[moog]

I think weebl deleted it, moog wasn't happy about this, and that is why Weebl is now sporting a poo.

Incidentally, Watson, you are wearing paisley-patterned underwear.

w
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n
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thread was temporary, mission accomplished, thread gone

i bought him a poo last night

[Chavvy]

i bought him a poo last nightOnly on this forum does that actually not seem weird.

O_O

Oh and FOAD PJ you little shit. LOL j/k

[Cerberus]

Poofter

teehee, that word brings memories

[crab]

:(

*hangs up hat and opium pipe*

[woobi]

*takes opium pipe and sells it on ebay...only to be bought himself by a lonely russian gigolo*

[Mozzer]

thread was temporary, mission accomplished, thread gone

i bought him a poo last night
You're messing with nature here... that thread was destined to become besterised. Now you have interfered, who knows how many inbred zombies will come and eat our brains?

And as for the poo-based purchases... no comment ;)

[Lamson]

i now get overlooked as the premier gay of the forum???

Perhaps it would help if yor avatar wasn't a policeman with a handlebar mustache................

[zero defex.]

What's wrong with handlebars?! I Like handlebars!

[woobi]

Whats wrong with policemen?! I Like policemen!

unless they beat the crap out of you because you looked at them funny.

Damn saltcoats police station

[zero defex.]

Saltcoats? Does your town have a high average cholesterol rate by any chance? :D

[moog]

What's wrong with handlebars?! I Like handlebars!

i really suit a handlebar but society says no :(

[zero defex.]

Mmmm Moog with handlebars.... rebelling against society... oh moog you beast...

Sorry, got lost in a very nice train of thought there.

[Bewildebeast]

i really suit a handlebar but society says no :(
Society can kiss my moustache-loving arse

Maybe you can go along to The Handlebar Club (http://www.handlebarclub.org.uk/) for some support and guidance.

http://www.handlebarclub.org.uk/hbcinfrontofWindsorCastle.jpg

[moog]

http://www.handlebarclub.org.uk/pianist.gif

[duggyfresh]

http://www.handlebarclub.org.uk/pianist.gif

That.......is......brilliant.

[wikkybikky]

i think i have discovered the true identitiy of your your admirer Moog...meet Aaron...
http://www.handlebarclub.org.uk/jurgenburkhardt.jpg

[woobi]

He comes from Germany and enjoys pasties and cookie dough on cold norwegian winters.

Saltcoats? Does your town have a high average cholesterol rate by any chance? :D
I'm not actually from saltcoats, its a town near me, but I go there like every night cause my towns shit.
And it doesn't have a police force, really, only two cops.

[maw3193]

I wonder, is it possible that he is homophobic not because he is a supressed homosexual, but because he was risen with religious bigotry?
meh, I appear to be the only one convinced that he may not be gay.

[wikkybikky]

I wonder, is it possible that he is homophobic not because he is a supressed homosexual, but because he was risen with religious bigotry?
meh, I appear to be the only one convinced that he may not be gay.

unless you are using the most deadpan sarcasm I think you may have misunderstood whats going on here. I'm not sure that we all think he is a repressed homosexual...just using the idea of it for our own childish (yet ultimatly cool) amusement. [/explaining joke]

[*eL mAsSaMo*]

time for another random comment in a random topic by a random noob about random stupid stuff

yay


once i took a stroll along a road full of memphis spirit which took me on a goat to dreaming hurrahfrectumal, which means to CAPSLOK the time u went to the docters and found out you had crazy dog foundings

i love the fine art of random, and taking down people smaller than you, as said in my signiture

[moog]

hey why don't you randomly go back to beginners!

that would be SO random!

[zero defex.]

pwned.

[Goose in a jar]

pwned.
^QFT moog that beautiful sarcastic witticism fits your loverly sig.

[Lucage]

Moog, the peoples champion. \o/

[MONKEY050]

once i took a stroll along a road full of memphis spirit which took me on a goat to dreaming hurrahfrectumal, which means to CAPSLOK the time u went to the docters and found out you had crazy dog foundings


Lucy in the skyyy with diamonds (repeat x3) Ooohhhhh.

Heh.

pwned.
QFT

[Meatball]

Any more news from Aaron then? Is there gonna be a secret rondevu somewhere? Preferably in G.A.Y.

[Fruity Biscuit]

I believe Aaron has been vapourised by the sheer loveliness of moog. He couldn't handle him!

[Liz]

He's most likely now questioning his sexual preferences.

[StupidCatOfDoom]

He types like a chav. Or one of the many people at my school. If he threatens to "fuk u up" then he is most likely a chav.

Moog, your replies are priceless! Keep sending him emails :)

[moog]

he has gone very quiet now i'm afraid

i think he has begun to look into himself, to analyse who he is and where he is coming from

I see great things for Aaron, now that he has finally let the healing begin

god bless you Aaron! Vive la vie la boheme!

[firetrap]

I only just read this thread but it made me laugh loads. I would've loved to have met such a... diverse character as Aaron. :)

[Bisyss]

I say you check up on Aaron, Moog. Find out how his healing is going.

[Nuclear Spoon]

What was his email address again? I never got round to talking to him in Malta.

[Fruity Biscuit]

Moog, I believe you should be his tutor. Hes an unguided spirit, and he needs your help, to push him along the right way.

[hynzytheweirdo]

Yeah. Guide him along the path. I'm hetero, but I have a lesbian friend.

[Drattigan]

Teehee. I know someone called Aaron...

He better not be the one insulting Moog's sexual prefrences, his lovely handlebar moustache and his witty replies. But knowing the Aaron I know, he wouldn't be like that.. he can type using proper English.

Or can he?

[gxfu]

Am I the only one that calls moog kernal now?

[/off-topic]

[Nihlathak]

[Also off-topic] Wow this topic is doing well

[wtfomfg kung fu]

that wasnt moog, it was zero defex.

Pwned.

[hynzytheweirdo]

pwned?

QFT?

please explain.................:(

[Simon]

Its a strange way of saying owned, deriving from a typing error that for some reason caught on. Owned means beaten just in case that gets you too.

[splodge]

Its a strange way of saying owned, deriving from a typing error that for some reason caught on. Owned means beaten just in case that gets you too.
And is also something moog is a master at.
QFT is quoted for truth.

[bionic sheep]

Am I the only one that calls moog kernal now?

[/off-topic]
Why would you call him kernal? Are you implying he is just the harsh centre of a fruity exterior?

Are you suggesting you'd spit moog?

HMMM?

Freak.

[crab]

Hasn't he replied, moog?

Aw.

You know what we should do?

TRACK HIM DOWN AND KISS HIM.

[Vermoskitten]

Bombard him with flirty emails! HE MUST REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need our amusement! O-)