Honestly. What is wrong with people? (rated yarR)

[ZekeyLizard]

First off, in this thread, I am going to paste a conversation I just had a few moments ago on AIM. Some weird fellow (whose name I have changed so you all dont contact him like the sheep you are), has been bugging me for the last few days.
I have been nice to him. I am usually very nice in chat-programs.
But there are certain things people just should not talk about, or for that matter show each other.
It's just common sense.
But look at tonight's conversation and be astounded by this extremely creepy chap:

First he said "Hi"
I said Hello back and minimized the window. It flashed blue and I hit enter.
And so as follows....
(I'm fololo, just so you know).



XXXXXXXX: look at this!
XXXXXXXX: (here he posted a hideous hardcore porn picture. hentai-esque. penises everywhere).
XXXXXXXX: pretty nice heh
XXXXXXXX: ?
Fololo 311: no
XXXXXXXX: uh
XXXXXXXX: right of course
XXXXXXXX: dude
Fololo 311: dont ever send me porn of that nature again.
XXXXXXXX: how long
XXXXXXXX: i wont
Fololo 311: ever.
XXXXXXXX: i got it
XXXXXXXX: u get in truble for it
Fololo 311: no, its just there are penises in that picture
Fololo 311: the hotness of the girl, is ruined by the penises all around her
XXXXXXXX: actually
XXXXXXXX: the girl has a dick as well
Fololo 311: .....
XXXXXXXX: i cant send u porn
Fololo 311: O_O
XXXXXXXX: but
XXXXXXXX: i 100% guarantee it
XXXXXXXX: shes a tranny
XXXXXXXX: a hott as fuckin tranny
XXXXXXXX: ill admit it
Fololo 311: O.O
XXXXXXXX: shes hot
Fololo 311: *_*
Fololo 311: see that
Fololo 311: you made my eyes explode
XXXXXXXX: yea
XXXXXXXX: but stilll
XXXXXXXX: hot face heh?
Fololo 311: ...I cant tell due to the aforementioned penises all over it.
XXXXXXXX: so uhh
XXXXXXXX: im gussing ur a freshman in high scool or not even if that
Fololo 311: LOL.
Fololo 311: I'm in collage
Fololo 311: college
XXXXXXXX: you are ?
Fololo 311: not collage
XXXXXXXX: n u cant look at porn!
Fololo 311: I can
XXXXXXXX: wats wrong w/ cha!
Fololo311: I just dont like penises
XXXXXXXX: i dont like em either
Fololo 311: no matter how hot a girl is.... penises = unhappy me
XXXXXXXX: but i cudnt get another pic
XXXXXXXX: ok ok ok
XXXXXXXX: actaly
XXXXXXXX: not penis
XXXXXXXX: but dick
XXXXXXXX: or ceck
XXXXXXXX: or cock
XXXXXXXX: or chawk
XXXXXXXX: got it?
Fololo 311: o_O
Fololo 311: O_o
XXXXXXXX: yea
XXXXXXXX: i think u got the point
XXXXXXXX: lol
XXXXXXXX: so
XXXXXXXX: what r u studing
XXXXXXXX: for
XXXXXXXX: majoring
XXXXXXXX: all that bullshti
Fololo 311: trying to get my bachelor's degree in computer animation
XXXXXXXX: r u workin on ur bach already!?
XXXXXXXX: ur done w/ AA?
Fololo 311: AA?
XXXXXXXX: ass in arts
XXXXXXXX: how old r u niggior
Fololo 311: ...
XXXXXXXX: ok
XXXXXXXX: how old r u
Fololo 311: (at this point I wrote my age.)
XXXXXXXX: im 20
Fololo 311: coo'
XXXXXXXX: fo sho
XXXXXXXX: how long u been up in da college n shit
Fololo 311: about a year and a half now.
XXXXXXXX: oh
XXXXXXXX: so your a newbie
XXXXXXXX: somewhat newbie
Fololo 311: technically, yes
XXXXXXXX: lol
Fololo 311: i are n00b
XXXXXXXX: scool
XXXXXXXX: sucks
XXXXXXXX: all those penises u talked about
XXXXXXXX: i hate college
XXXXXXXX: but i still go to it
XXXXXXXX: almost done w/ it
Fololo 311: congrats
XXXXXXXX: last semester here if i pass
XXXXXXXX: yes
Fololo 311: hold up brb
XXXXXXXX: i know you own me 100.00 dollars
Fololo 311: why?
XXXXXXXX: nm me
XXXXXXXX: do u know wat bukakke is
XXXXXXXX: or salad tossing
XXXXXXXX: or rim jobs
Fololo 311: yes
XXXXXXXX: LOL
XXXXXXXX: which one u know??
Fololo 311: right.....no offense....but I'm gonna block you. I'm sure you're a nice person and all but this conversation is way too wrong in a mental and social sense.

Toodle-oo

tl:dr, no doubt.
Honestly, part of it is my fault.
The moral of the story is when AIM flashes blue when minimized, dont press enter because it will open a DIRECT connection with some sad porn-obsessed man who is clearly not 20 and has obviously never attended school.

I have been pwned this night.
The picture he sent me was quite horrible.
Even now my vision is blurred from the sight of it.
:nana: x 666

Yes well, anyway I'm done. If this makes you laugh or feel depressed at the state of humanity then I've done my job.

[Fade Away]

Hmm...

Zekey, I bet you could have had lots more fun with this fellow.

But, yes, quite annoying.

I think he wanted sex of some sort, but that's just me maybe.

I say you should have sent pain4 back at him.

[matt bird]

post the pic nobody will mind it'll probably be quite funny lol

;);)

[deliops]

Fololo 311: *_*
Fololo 311: see that
Fololo 311: you made my eyes explode

that made me giggle!
but wow. sorry...that guy sounds like a total greaseburger! i really do not understand how people get like that and manage to function enough to survive. :(
(btw, you left his sn in once near the bottom)

[Liz]

well im scared.

i am curious of this pic too, but if its as vile as it sounds then i wouldnt post it!

[Maple Moose]

Zekey got pwnt?!

Thats impossible...I do feel quit sorry for you witnessing it, but it was quite funny. Im ashamed he knows your age and yet the entire forum is still shrouded in the mystery of your current Age.

[AngryPaul]

Penis = unhappy Zekey.

The only penis that doesn't make me unhappy is my own.

Poor Zekey.

[Meatwad]

Damnit Zekey, you STILL haven't told me how old you are.

Dickhat.... :(

Even after I watched your cartoon like you wanted me to....

[Dude]

I know how old Zeek is :)

[Darling]

Why did you even let the conversation go on for half as long as it did????

:confused: :confused: :confused: :nana:

[Chassisbot]

No, don't worry zekey. You weren't pwned. You were nearly pwned, but the pwnage was reflected off your coat of pure 1337.

[jonffm]

..What is it with Zekey and his age? XD Makes me think he's like...really old, or some kinda prodigal 10 year old :D It's getting a tad Kill Bill-ish....wheres my bleep machine gone?


Also...that..*consults black-wannabe textbook* 'home dawg' has some issues. Serious issues.....I definatly wouldn't want to meet any of his girlfriends...possibly using a very loose definition of the word 'girl'.... :s

[Midget]

I know zekey's age also. :p

[renatzu]

Zekey transcends all barriers of age.

[Destrukto]

First off, in this thread, I am going to paste a conversation I just had a few moments ago on AIM.

You made one simple mistake.
You reasoned with the person.

People who send you such stuff are not to be reasoned with.
Break off the convo with a nice statement and they will go away.

Yes you want to make them feel it, but frankly, that never works.
Just end and leave.

[T3-X]

That seems like something my brother would do, he LOVES the cock.

[crab]

Futanari, for future reference.

As in:

"NEVER send me futanari again.

You may be pansexual. You may like it.

Great.

Fine.





BUT DON'T FUCKING SEND ME IT!"

I would say you are ~20/21, yes?

[RobW]

This air of mystery around Zekey's age was about to clear, but another deep cloud surrounded it. Poopytrousers.


I don't see how anyone couldn't pwn that kid Zekey was talking to actually :p

[Beef Magic]

Yes, I also don't know what's wrong with people these days. I minused someone a while ago, as I often do, and they sent me a long rant about how I'm offending their honour. Not knowing that I don't care.