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xkittyx
31-08-2005, 05:19 PM
Gah, this is circulating the net like mad so I'm sorry if you've all
seen it already but I think this message should hit home. Especially since
I hear so many of my friends brag about starting fires at reading and
throwing canisters on them.

This isn't intended as a debate... please just read and pass on if you feel
the need. Searched and didn't see another topic of this nature.


This is written by a steward at the Reading Festival. It's from
www.efestivals.co.uk

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"im not a user of this or any festival Forums , but i work at Reading every
year as one of those guys u see on the towers in your camp sites and had to
Find somewhere where people who go to reading can read what i have to say .

we are from dc site services and work many festivals including leeds and
glastonbury .. our works site is www.dcsiteservices.com

i had to find a forum , and at least try to describe to you guys , what its
like from my point of view , i have been working at reading now for 7 years
, firstly on the towers , and then other stuff. ive seen many things from
dudes sellin weed , jumpin fences , robbing tents , rape , robbery , fraud
and confiscation of glass bottles by stupid scottish security guards (and u
know they drink them ) To evictions , streakers , mass riots and staff
being mutilated.

But this year took the piss , and im about to tell u why.

Our Job Description is a "safety Steward" which means , we are there to
help you guys , when your lost , f*cked up , Youve been robbed , theres a
fire , any first aid (including emergencies) etc etc etc , Basically those
dudes with STEWARD (not the oxfam ones) on their jackets , are there to
save your ass. u need help of any kind , they are the ones to ask , we are
Security with Brains , We control the campsite.
There are 300 stewards (150 working at anytime) , 1700ish security , and 20
police on site workin at anytime , the security are responcible for
policing the site and handin over bad bad boys to the police etc , we are
responcible for gettin teh security to where they are needs , fire brigade
to where their needed , and paramedics , and anything on the campsite ...

On sunday night This year i was working in the yellow Area , on one of the
towers , now , ive seen some shit in the past 7 years , and evicted some
right tits , who have been stealing from your tents , robbing your stuff ,
setting fire to your tents , well as i got on this tower in the early hours
of the morning , i was informed it had been bottled by campers like 15 mins
earlier ...so the staff that were on it , had to go sort themselves out ,
me and my colleague had been drafted in to help for an hour or so ...

when we got there there were 6 fires in a 1000metre radius from the tower ,
we have 10 exinguishers and 9 had been used , huge Gas canisteres were
being thrown on to fires as well as deoderant cans and camping stoves , so
there were 2 or 3 explosions per minute , mushrooms of fire and shrapnel in
the darkness

The lights in Yellow had been knocked out by someone throwing toilet roll
over the Light strings and Burning it , snapping the wire , and killing the
generators curcuits , so its pitch black , all u can see are explosions and
1000`s of people around them . (we are supposed to put these out , even
with 1000 rioting kids around them )
During all this , a lad appeared at the bottom of the tower , told my
colleague that his girlfriend had been trampled in their tent by 200
rampaging lads , and had a serious back injury , i called in an emergency
medic response and told my colleague to keep her still and find where she
was to guide the ambulance in,
Pretty bad , all my roads are blocked by fires and explosions and 1000`s of
u lot rampaging . i had called our fire rescue to come and deal with one of
our larger fires as literrally 1000`s of campers had gathered round. .
luckily this engine arrived quickly as it was local , and proceeded to
clear a path towared the girl with a back injury to Cut her out of her tent
. i was awaiting the ambulance still , bare in mind im gettin bottled 20
metres in the air , in darkness , mid riot .

i look down to watch the security drinkin their F*kin coffee , as my
colleague fights his way thought a riot in a steward tabard trying to help
this girl and hes gettin missiled ,the tabard is like a target. ... i
notice a Lad aged about 15 heading to my tower Clutching his Crotch area ,
im 20 metres in the air and as he staggers towards the tower i can see the
blood literally gushing from his lower chest / genitals . i see him
collapse in front of my tower on to a camping chair and im lookin Directly
down onto him , i see my colleage ( a 26 yr old grown man) go white in half
a second , then the security guard panic , then i see the lad pull his
t-shirt up , and trousers down , he moved his hand of his groin , and i saw
the blood literlly piss out all over the floor , his nuts were no longer
there and there was a hole in his stomach , this lad saw this and just
blacked out instantly and fell off the chair ......
My radio is going Nuts with riots everywhere , Fires everywhere , people
pushing over ice cream vans , catering stalls setting fire to tents , and
THROWING GAS CANISTERS IN FIRES , im trying to get through to my control
.... This lad , had walked past a fire that someone had thrown a canister
on , and got hit by shrapnel . and now , while your all rioting , hes dying
at the bottom of my tower , Gushing blood , and im trying to help him ,
being bottled for 40 quid for a 12 hour shift.

i managed to get though to control , and request an serious serious proper
uber large emergency unconsious casualty with multiple injuries losing
blood fast , my fire engine was dealing with my back injury casualty , and
we diverted Her ambulance to the lad who now has no sex life to look
forward to , at 15.

the girl was cut from her tent and got taken off site within an hour. i
spoke to paramedics at 7am who confirmed the lad had been taken offsite too
,and was stable but obviously in hospital .

Dudes , im in my early 30`s and after we got off that tower , me and my
colleage , both 6foot odd strappin lads who u wouldnt wanna mess with ,
were in shock and crying , that poor lad , jesus ........

ive met some great people at festivals in 7 years , saved some lives , made
some friends , evicted some twats ,

but my point is this , it was me - or that lad ,

either i had gone and put all those 6 fires out with my 1 extinguisher
against 2000 rioting nutters on each fire who would have batered me or
worse as i put a fire out a canister exploded and i end up where that lad
is , or YOU GUYS get injured cos we cant help you cos you have stretched us
to the limit with all your gay stuff.

its your lives ,we are there to help Y0u.

i wont be there to help u guys anymore im afraid , i cant go back after
seeing that lad , im still in shock even now. a few of you reading this
will laugh and say hahaha good riddance , but ive seen all our experienced
staff disapear over the years .. for teh same reason as me . and now u are
gettin 16-18 year old kids who have never seen a festival .

i hope u guys read this and at least 1 person listens ."

Shave
31-08-2005, 05:32 PM
shit. that's fucking bad. i would never do stupid shit like that, primarily for that reason. and it also enforces my negative feelings of staying over at festivals

Ste150
31-08-2005, 05:36 PM
Jesus... Well, I’ve never been to a festival.. like Shane said, for the reasons that are pretty clear from that.

I hope it does hit home like you said, immature retards need to realise that somebody will and always does get hurt.

xkittyx
31-08-2005, 05:36 PM
And this is the opinions of those there, taken from a friends LJ who will of course remain anonymous, posted as soon as she got back...

"* Then me and ***** destroyed the tents and gazebo. the fire steward got suspicious that we would burn it..OBVIOUSLY! so they sprayed water on it as a precaution.
* set fire to it anyway
* steward put it out
* set fire to the other side
* steward put it out again
* decided to blow up stuff on a real fire
* steward put it out again
* put soup on the fire this time. MASSIVE EXPLOSION and ******** was stood right near it and he flew into the air and the whole camp was covered in burning embers. ABSOLUTLEY he funniest thing i have witnessed in ages."

and

"* **** went menatl at me and called me a axe-wound for burning the tents even though they were our tents
* ***** had a go at us and said we were stupid for exploding stuff. i told stefan where to go."

and


"* went to a mass explosion with gas canisters every 5 seconds going off. was right class."

Ste150
31-08-2005, 05:39 PM
Oh my lord.
I’m sure it "was right class" indeed, right up until that boy got his genitals blown off by shrapnel. Or maybe they didn't know about that, or perhaps didn’t care. Either way, he's going to have no sex life, and possibly face years of surgery by the sound of it, because of mindless pyromaniac sheep who follow "cool" people into doing stupid stuff

Genius.

Shave
31-08-2005, 05:41 PM
bunch of tits. if that was them who got hit it may have hit home a lot quicker and they wouldn't be fucking laughing.

and i though it was dangerous being in the front centre of the crowd at reading during 50 cents performance :(

wyrd_fish
31-08-2005, 05:45 PM
leeds/reading's got quite a reputation for being full of drunken vandals

go to glastonbury, it's really peacfull and chilled thanks to all the ageing hippies

Shave
31-08-2005, 06:18 PM
i would advise anyone who has read this thread not to go and listen to the music in the "WTF is this" thread. the music has now become really really inappropriate :(

[edit] music has now gone

Preasure
31-08-2005, 06:53 PM
Thats really bad. News reports can only tell you so much, heartfelt testimony shocks.

Liz
31-08-2005, 07:01 PM
christ. Gets worse and worse. :nana:

N@0m!
31-08-2005, 08:56 PM
leeds/reading's got quite a reputation for being full of drunken vandals

go to glastonbury, it's really peacfull and chilled thanks to all the ageing hippies

Indeed; there were only 2 tent break-ins this year; I was one of them :P

Seriously though; thats bad. What kind of fuckwits do that without thinking? I really wanted to go to Reading this year; now i'm glad I didn't.

wocket
01-09-2005, 12:30 AM
That's the worst thing I've read since Woodstock 99 in America :(

Mr_Moo
01-09-2005, 01:33 AM
Correct approach: Give them all lighters and a near inexhaustible supply of gas canisters.
Fire the secuirty teams, fire the stewards, or pretty much anybody that's hired to look after these twats.
Leave the idiots to it, a few less twats to worry about in the world won't be too bad a thing.

They won't realise what arses they're being until they get shafted in one way or the other, I think that approach is called learning the hard way.

Sheepymot
01-09-2005, 09:49 AM
I agree completely with Mr_Moo.

What kind of arse plungers are these people? I mean.. That poor kid with the blood and stuff, I really feel sorry for him and the stewards