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Chassisbot
31-08-2005, 08:53 PM
What do you hate? Post it here, and I will consider whether to put it in room 101.

For instance, I hate the whole concept of compost. It is pointless. I am forced to empty organic sticky things into a barrel of rotten gunk, which is never EVER used.

This goes in Room 101 because I said so, and I am the adjudicator.

The things in Room 101 are:
Compost
The PSP
Buggy games
Drama
thetrooper
Crap fanart
Dog Turds
Little sisters
Narrow minded parents
Terrorists
Download limits
Bad dancing
Baby noises
moths
slow walkers
people who don't take care of rental DVDs
slugs
chavs
emos
scene kids
fleas
furries
mcfly
older siblings
frowning
needles
odd piercings
white vans
car-keying vandals
people who walk in front of you and then stop dead
KFC
Neighbours who randomly bang
Cheese Strings
decorative candles
Yapping dogs
exeter
crazy frog
LIDL meat products
Sunny Delight
being told "im not listening to a [insert age here] year old"
being forced to go on holiday
Excessive traffic cones
School
Rubbish cloned movies
footballers' salaries
Technophobes
cover artists
Jack Thompson
Hangovers
Linda Barker
Lib Dems
Haircuts
Shit Music and its likers
Kilroy
The osbournes (except ozzy)
Daytime TV
Reality TV
Drizzle
MSN Chain letters
Being added into a huge computer-crashing MSN convo

Jay
31-08-2005, 08:56 PM
The PSP.

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
31-08-2005, 08:57 PM
Ear-headphones
There called headphones for a reason. The other headphones are comfertable as well and dont fall out of your ears! this really annoys me! I hate them, sometimes one phone has a longer wire than the other. And they actualy have a left and right thing on. Why! They should be able to fit both ears perfectly like normal headphones.
This is the end of my rant.

Weevel
31-08-2005, 08:58 PM
Game developers that release games to the masses knowing full well it's bugged to fuck.. use the general public as playtesters/bugfixers and release a patch a month down the line.. it's just plain sloppy!

Fade Away
31-08-2005, 08:58 PM
Drama

What is the point.

Teenage girls scream and cry and name call, and then, they are friends again.

Drama. Needs. To die.

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
31-08-2005, 08:59 PM
Game developers that release games to the masses knowing full well it's bugged to fuck.. use the general public as playtesters/bugfixers and release a patch a month down the line.. it's just plain sloppy!
AKA-Black and White's developers

Chassisbot
31-08-2005, 09:00 PM
PSP: £180 for something that is of no practical use. 101'd

Earphones: You have a point, but you can't exactly put a set of clunky headphones in your pocket. I say no.

Buggy games: Yes. TSFP was like this, and that was ANNOYING, because it spoilt the game. 101'd

Drama: There is NO POINT. 101'd

Jay
31-08-2005, 09:01 PM
I win ^_^.

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
31-08-2005, 09:05 PM
Black and white not being colours
Why arnt they just called colours! I know its something to do with light but if there not colours what are they?

Chassisbot
31-08-2005, 09:06 PM
There is a reason why there is "Black and white" film and "colour film." Sorry, no.

Jay
31-08-2005, 09:06 PM
Black and white not being colours
Why arnt they just called colours! I know its something to do with light but if there not colours what are they?
Thier shades of colours I think you'll find.

Bloopo
31-08-2005, 09:17 PM
Yes, because you're going to buy a handheld games console for a practical use...

Chassisbot
31-08-2005, 09:18 PM
Are you arguing with the contents of Room 101?

Bloopo
31-08-2005, 09:20 PM
I wouldn't argue with Paul Merton, but yes, I would argue with you.

Chassisbot
31-08-2005, 09:22 PM
thetrooper: You are annoying me. 101'd.

Bloopo
31-08-2005, 09:27 PM
Wow. 'S dark in here. At least I have a PSP to play with. And some compost. *Hugs compost*

Jay
31-08-2005, 09:28 PM
Wow. 'S dark in here. At least I have a PSP to play with. And some compost. *Hugs compost*
Make the most, the batterys gonna run out...

Chassisbot
31-08-2005, 09:29 PM
As long as you're happy. *Subjects thetrooper to all his worst fears and memories in order to change him to our way of thinking.*

Make the most, the batterys gonna run out...

In 3...2...1

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
31-08-2005, 09:30 PM
I think i should be thrown into Room 101

Fade Away
31-08-2005, 09:33 PM
thetrooper: You are annoying me. 101'd.

Haha

Chassis owned returns!

Chassisbot
31-08-2005, 09:34 PM
I think i should be thrown into Room 101

No, because then you would enjoy being put into room 101, and that would be a paradox.

Haha

Chassis owned returns!

I aim to please.

Bloopo
31-08-2005, 09:35 PM
I enjoyed being put into Room 101. It smells faintly of Paul Merton and old books.

Fade Away
31-08-2005, 09:36 PM
Crap Fan Art!

It really needs to go.

All you have to do is try, spend sometime on it.

If you really can't manage anything good, then don't post anything. Simple!

All crap art gets is people yelling at you.

Pointless.

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
31-08-2005, 09:37 PM
Damb, can u put dog-turds on streets in room 101. That realy is annoying.
Then it will be raining turds on thetrooper seeing as there are that many turds on streets

Alien O
31-08-2005, 09:37 PM
Wow, this forum is certainly not ruled by mindless Nintendo fanboys...wait!

N@0m!
31-08-2005, 09:42 PM
*Little sisters
*Narrow minded parents
*Terrorists
*Download limits

fudge nelly
31-08-2005, 09:43 PM
pie_man

Mat^
31-08-2005, 10:23 PM
Room 101, just to see what would happen.

Any dancing that isn't "Flashdance slash mc hammer shit", what#s the point in making an arse of yourself on the dance floor without people knowing you're being ironic?

That noise babys make, self explainitory.

xkittyx
31-08-2005, 10:24 PM
Moths... Please send them away to room 101. Please?

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
31-08-2005, 10:26 PM
yo xkittyx. I agree. They like lights way too much. And they eat clothes. One ate my best shirt. ARSE!

allfalldown
31-08-2005, 10:30 PM
-People who walk slowly side by side in the street and block the pavement.
-People who don't take care of rental DVDs.
-Musicals.
-Slugs.

I once wrote a massive list of things that bug me. Maybe I should come back after I find it.

MR CHUM CHUMS
31-08-2005, 10:42 PM
Chavs

carpefula
31-08-2005, 10:49 PM
Boy that wear nail varnish - not that i'm agianst self expression, it's just all the shit that comes with the nail varnish like the song writing and tears and studded dog collers

Also... RedBull.

It is the Devi'ls Sperm in a cup of beer to be drunk by un-suspecting Frat Boys.

Mezmerize
31-08-2005, 10:50 PM
World hunger........ nah joking

The Royal Family :S whats the point to them?

deliops
01-09-2005, 03:41 AM
scene kids...with their damn overstyled black hair, too-tight pants, shitty mainstream-but trying-to-act-like-they're-nonconformist-and-original band logos on their shirts and hoodies, chucks, stetched ears, and prickish personalities.
man i hate scenesters...

and fleas.
fleas are the devil.

cucumbers too.

Jay
01-09-2005, 03:44 AM
scene kids...with their damn overstyled black hair, too-tight pants, shitty mainstream-but trying-to-act-like-they're-nonconformist-and-original band logos on their shirts and hoodies, chucks, stetched ears, and prickish personalities.
man i hate scenesters...What...emos? Or is scene kid a new breed...faster, smarter and even more depressed...

Splush
01-09-2005, 04:01 AM
What...emos? Or is scene kid a new breed...faster, smarter and even more depressed...
I think any 'scene' is pretty deserving of room 101.

deliops
01-09-2005, 04:04 AM
What...emos? Or is scene kid a new breed...faster, smarter and even more depressed...

i think its that pretty much all emos have evolved into scene kids which are indeed worse.

Maple Moose
01-09-2005, 04:06 AM
Im not a fan of emos.
I hate preps
I hate shallow people
I hate rich people who make poor people feel bad
I hate it when people don't leave tips at restaurants. My dad took a dollar away from the tip we left at pizza hut today. I was really pissed off. Usually i tip 5$ atleast.

Redux
01-09-2005, 04:41 AM
Furries.

:love:

Shave
01-09-2005, 06:43 AM
McFly - there's no point to them, the can't sing, they're covering pinball wizard, they should be in there

failing that - natasha beddingfield - her lyrics make me cringe to heaven above. yes love, i feel so A.D.D too... because everyone feels like attention deficit disorder... ???

Congratulations! you have been targeted by Operation Pixie (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37932). The troops are coming...

Fritz Zanzibar
01-09-2005, 08:55 AM
1.Chewing gum.
People always spit it out on the street, and it sticks to everything.
It always sticks to my shoes or the tires of my bike.

2.Emos

3.Mobile Phone Providers
They take all my money

moovok
01-09-2005, 09:02 AM
* Older Siblings - because they're really annoying and nasty usually to the youngest sibling, including getting them into trouble.
* Frowns - people who frown should be chucked in. Everyone should see the positive side of the world and smile once in a while!
* Spiders - not only would it be nice for thetrooper to have some friends, but they're freaky, scary and eek!
* Needles - sorta the same, they're really horrible and why can't we design something that doesn't have a sharp instrument inserted into your skin?
* Piercings in odd places - I don't mind piercings in your ear, nose is probably okay, naval is cute, but mouth? in your private areas? Come on people, enough is enough!!!

These are just some of my Room 101 things (*sings it for more passion*)

Liz
01-09-2005, 09:10 AM
white vans
vandles who have keyed my car
people who are walking infront of you then suddenly stop dead
kfc's
my neighbours who are obsessed with banging randomly
cheese strings
candles that are bought for decorative reasons - the ones you cant bear to light.

[EDIT] The spider in my house who is so big i have had to name it dave. (moovok reminded me)

Simon
01-09-2005, 09:38 AM
Yeah, I think I agree with a lot of this. Moths, chavs, George Bush, wasps, flies, Mcfly, Nintendo (yes...the whole company :twisted: ), ps3 controllers, crazy frog and JML. Mmm....pixification...

Sheepymot
01-09-2005, 09:42 AM
Yapping dogs
Chiuauas (those rat like things, how anyone can bear to walk down the street with one, i cannot comprehend)
Garden gnomes

-Sheeps

Liz
01-09-2005, 09:42 AM
JML can go in for me too.

their adverts suck

Sheepymot
01-09-2005, 09:47 AM
JML can go in for me too.

their adverts suck

yea, they always seem so unprofessional! I mean, some of their products are quite clever - but I wouldn't buy them cos their adverts suck.

How bout they do a Dell: screw the quality of the components, and spend loads on advertising. "Ah, you can't buy Dell in the shops", that bloke always seems to be there when some unsuspecting dell customer crosses desert, ice and ocean to get to their Instanbul branch..

I nominate dell

wayland jr
01-09-2005, 09:55 AM
-chavs
-exeter
-crazy frog
-PSP
-moths (very annoying when they flitter into your room at 3am at attack your face)
-macdonalds
-LIDL "meat" products
-sunny delight
-being told "im not listening to a [insert age here] year old"
-being forced to go on holiday and waste the last week of presious holiday ¬_¬

and many more things which i can't be bothered to list....

Ste150
01-09-2005, 10:06 AM
Exxesive traffic cones.
|- Yes. i get the point, you cant drive there, no need to have a cone every metre. Jesus.

School
|- Keep the friends, get rid of the teachers, let me learn at my own pace thanks :)

Rubbish movies that are clones of other movies
|- Stealth.... im looking at you!

Tiode
01-09-2005, 10:16 AM
Patsy

Crazy frog

Nuclear Spoon
01-09-2005, 10:18 AM
I hate Apple fan boys.

GO BANANA!

eleanor
01-09-2005, 10:20 AM
And they actualy have a left and right thing on. Why! They should be able to fit both ears perfectly like normal headphones.
Actually, that's so that you hear the stereo sound the right way round.

OMH. ¬_¬

Into Room 101, I place people who don't know what recording in stereo means :p (there was someone else a while ago on here who was liek 15 and had only just discovered stereo... I think I was about eight or something when I realised that different sounds come out of each speaker...)

Also, footballers' salaries. I mean, why? Offensive. ¬_¬

Also, JoJo. 13/14 year old singer in the US. I've seen one forum post somewhere on the interwebs where someone said they'd like to do her, and if one person said it, someone else said it too (applying Newton's Law of the Interwebs). This points out to me one of the main reasons for which it is wrong to make your 13-year-old into a popstar (that and the fact that, like the vast majority of child stars, she'll probably be a drug-addled washed-up has-been by the age of 25).

Mozzer
01-09-2005, 10:20 AM
Exxesive traffic cones.
|- Yes. i get the point, you cant drive there, no need to have a cone every metre. Jesus.
I will extend this to roadworks in general. Mainly because they generally have no point. They lay out cones for miles and miles... and doing nothing with the closed lane. It always reminds me of those Trigger Happy sketches where they cone off part of a street in London for a table tennis game or a bed or a dining table...

Also:

Technophobes - If they don't understand it, they fear it.

Cover artists - If you can't think up your own song, don't bother. You'll just wreck it. ("Diamonds are forever... forever... forever" + rap = arggh fucking hell!)

Borrowers - No, not the diminutive creatures who live in walls and floorboards but the type who borrow your stuff and give it back all buggered up. I suppose that's just an extension of the DVD rental one really.

[/rant]

Wow, that felt good!

guy in a box
01-09-2005, 10:23 AM
Not just crazy frog, but the whole of company. All their creations are annoying.
Also small yapping dogs... You just want to run up to them and see how far you can kick them.

worldh8er666
01-09-2005, 12:16 PM
trainspotters and drug dealers i mean you just dont need them do you??

maw3193
01-09-2005, 12:53 PM
Jamster/Ringtone king - one and the same providing crap, annoying, ripoff ringtones and ripping off consumers the world over. That, and for the crazy frog single being advertised every other advert for WEEKS!
Jack Thompson - Liar. Cheat. Fascist. Crusader, and those are his good points. He preaches that computer games are the devil. He publicly announced that he wants to destroy Rockstar Games (not that I have any sympathy for it). He uses outward lies to try and target The Sims 2, calling it a 'paedophile simulator', he has crossed the line!
Got the police involved with trying to arrest the people who made a buddy icon of someone killing someone who preached against video games. He responds childishly to respectful E-mails pointing out where he went wrong with responses such as "get a life", "grow up", "check yourself into a mental health clinic" and "I can have you arrested for cyberstalkingyou fag!!!11!". His website makes my eyes bleed. He denied that he put up his contact information on his website (coincidentally includes his address and phone number)
Useless pests, insects, etc.- Flies, do nothing for us or plants, just lay eggs in dead bodies. Moths & daddy long-legs etc, sole existence is to fly at bright lights. Spiders, creepy and useless if there are no more flies.

Aladdin Sane
01-09-2005, 12:53 PM
I would like to banish hot weather. By hot, I don't just mean the opposite of cold weather, oh no. I mean the type of weather where you wake up already swetaing; the type of weather where if you even so much as think of moving then you suddenly feel exhausted and have to go have a lie down; the type of weather where there is absolutely no breeze at all and opening the windows seems to make things worse; the type of weather where brekfast, lunch and dinner consists almost entirely of ice lollys. Actually that last one, isn't so bad, but I still think stupidly hot weather like that should be put into Room 101, for the greater good.

maw3193
01-09-2005, 12:54 PM
-And to upset thetrooper.

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
01-09-2005, 12:58 PM
daddy longlegs are ok. They kill the bugd like flys and moths. they are the most venamous animal on the earth! But they cant kill us because there fangs cant penetrate into our bloodstream. lol.
Get rid of mosquitoes! They can kill. (especialy the tiger mosquito, which has now come to england, im quite worried about that :()

allfalldown
01-09-2005, 01:57 PM
Chassisbot's gonna have his work cut out for him when he gets around to sorting all this lot :p

Lozzie Stardust
01-09-2005, 05:46 PM
Hangovers - My stomach is bitching enough, why start Mr Headache?

mmeeeh.

gruff
01-09-2005, 05:49 PM
Happy smily (did i mention shitty?) Nintendo
EA
Richard Cheese

Jay
01-09-2005, 05:51 PM
Happy smily (did i mention shitty?) Sony :rolleyes:

charlieman
01-09-2005, 05:58 PM
people who walk slow... that really grinds my gears... or people who just walk in lines across the whole pavement... with buggys...

Bisyss
01-09-2005, 06:10 PM
Happy smily (did i mention shitty?) Sony:rolleyes:Which neatly leads on to my own addition to the room: Fan boys.

Not just in games, in everything. Movies, music. If you're going to insult people because they don't like the things you do, then you're an idiot. While this can produce some good debates, the kind of people that fit into this category don't debate beyond "zOmg! That's not [insert brand/licence here], so it sucks!!1!1!"

Remember kids: A closed mind is a dead mind. :eng101:

jonffm
01-09-2005, 06:19 PM
Linda Barker, for prolonged furniture touching....would anyone in the WORLD be sad to see her throw into a pit for all eternity?

The DS, because by your own reasoning, it also has no practical use....and anything that asks for large sums of money and then asks to touch it has got to be dodgy. The 'hiillaaarious' sexual undertones in the ads also make me :(

Lastly, Lib Dems. Do I even need a reason?

Explodingmonkey
01-09-2005, 06:24 PM
Haircuts. Mine's rubbish, I want my afro back.
Anti Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft types. (fan boy is a rubbish word).
Shit music.
People who like shit music.
Kilroy Silk.
The Osbournes. With the possible exception of Ozzy.
People who like themselves too much.
Daytime TV.
Reality TV.
The "celebrity" world.

Liz
01-09-2005, 06:30 PM
yea, they always seem so unprofessional! I mean, some of their products are quite clever - but I wouldn't buy them cos their adverts suck.

How bout they do a Dell: screw the quality of the components, and spend loads on advertising. "Ah, you can't buy Dell in the shops", that bloke always seems to be there when some unsuspecting dell customer crosses desert, ice and ocean to get to their Instanbul branch..

I nominate dell

LOL.....errr.....LOL, oh!, LOL.......and........LOL

Chassisbot
01-09-2005, 06:30 PM
Crap fan art: Get better, or 101'd
Dog Turds: My uncle's cousin's son is blind due to dog turd. 101'd
*Little sisters
*Narrow minded parents
*Terrorists
*Download limits - All 101'd
pie_man - I don't know him, so no.
Room 101 - no, this would create a paradox.
Bad dancing: Embarrassing. 101'd
Baby noises: annoying. 101'd
Moths: Natures little bit of pointlessness. 101'd
-People who walk slowly side by side in the street and block the pavement.
-People who don't take care of rental DVDs.
-Musicals.
-Slugs: All 101'd except musicals, because that includes the Blues Brothers, which I love.
Chavs: They threw apples at me. 101'd
Boys that wear nail varnish: Emos, in other words. 101'd
Red Bull: Tastes vaguely of strawberries, so no.
Royal Family: They rule, so no.
Scene kids: 101'd although I've never met one.
Fleas: Itching. 101'd
Cucumbers: What would women masturbate with? No.
preps
shallow people
rich people who make poor people feel bad
when people don't leave tips at restaurants. My dad took a dollar away from the tip we left at pizza hut today. I was really pissed off. Usually i tip 5$ atleast. - I fall into all of these categories, so no.
Furries: Patsy is the devil. 101'd
Mcfly: 101'd, no questions asked
Chewing gum: No, cos it's minty
Mobile phone providers: Without them, there would be no mobile phone service, so no.
* Older Siblings - because they're really annoying and nasty usually to the youngest sibling, including getting them into trouble.
* Frowns - people who frown should be chucked in. Everyone should see the positive side of the world and smile once in a while!
* Spiders - not only would it be nice for thetrooper to have some friends, but they're freaky, scary and eek!
* Needles - sorta the same, they're really horrible and why can't we design something that doesn't have a sharp instrument inserted into your skin?
* Piercings in odd places - I don't mind piercings in your ear, nose is probably okay, naval is cute, but mouth? in your private areas? Come on people, enough is enough!!! -all 101'd except spiders, who eat garden pests like greenfly and pixies.
white vans
vandles who have keyed my car
people who are walking infront of you then suddenly stop dead
kfc's
my neighbours who are obsessed with banging randomly
cheese strings
candles that are bought for decorative reasons - the ones you cant bear to light. -101'd
Yapping dogs: Loud. 101'd
JML: Actually quite good ideas, so no.
-exeter
-crazy frog
-macdonalds
-LIDL "meat" products
-sunny delight
-being told "im not listening to a [insert age here] year old"
-being forced to go on holiday and waste the last week of presious holiday ¬_¬
All 101'd except McD's. Tasty meat crap!
Exxesive traffic cones.
|- Yes. i get the point, you cant drive there, no need to have a cone every metre. Jesus.

School
|- Keep the friends, get rid of the teachers, let me learn at my own pace thanks

Rubbish movies that are clones of other movies
|- Stealth.... im looking at you!
all 101'd
footballer's salaries: excessive, it should be mine! 101'd

Technophobes - If they don't understand it, they fear it.

Cover artists - If you can't think up your own song, don't bother. You'll just wreck it. ("Diamonds are forever... forever... forever" + rap = arggh fucking hell!)

Borrowers - No, not the diminutive creatures who live in walls and floorboards but the type who borrow your stuff and give it back all buggered up. I suppose that's just an extension of the DVD rental one really: all 101'd except borrowers, I'm a borrower.

Jack Thompson: wanker, 101'd

Hot weather: I like it, so no

Hangovers: pointless, 101'd

Linda barker: 101'd

DS: Great games console, no.

Libdems: 101'd

Haircuts. Mine's rubbish, I want my afro back.
Anti Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft types. (fan boy is a rubbish word).
Shit music.
People who like shit music.
Kilroy Silk.
The Osbournes. With the possible exception of Ozzy.
People who like themselves too much.
Daytime TV.
Reality TV.
The "celebrity" world - All 101'd except fannboys and self-likers.
Fannboys: I am one, so no.

Bisyss
01-09-2005, 06:32 PM
The Osbournes. With the possible exception of Ozzy.Ooh, that reminds me. I want Sharon put into Room 101, not just because of The X Factor. Anyone with a passing interest in metal will know about her spat with Iron Maiden. Bitching is all well and good, but cutting off PAs and throwing eggs is only screwing over the fans.

Explodingmonkey
01-09-2005, 06:33 PM
I think it'd be easier to ask Chassibot what he doesn't want 101'd. :)

Chassisbot
01-09-2005, 06:39 PM
If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. Aye aye aye. I might appoint a deputy.

dead
01-09-2005, 06:39 PM
I'd 101 the simpsons... such an annoying show

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
01-09-2005, 06:44 PM
can i please be a deputy :) please?

Chassisbot
01-09-2005, 06:44 PM
Oh, but it's SO funny. Noes.

fishface60
01-09-2005, 07:40 PM
I will extend this to roadworks in general. Mainly because they generally have no point. They lay out cones for miles and miles... and doing nothing with the closed lane. It always reminds me of those Trigger Happy sketches where they cone off part of a street in London for a table tennis game or a bed or a dining table...
Quite a lot of the time, the reason why they cone off an area, then do nothing to it, is because of the Beuracracy(sp?) where information needs to be passed up and down the chain of command, so it takes a week or more to get a decision.

Things to put in Room 101
Subscription MMOGs, you shelled out to get the game in the first place, why should you have to pay monthly to play a game that doesn't change an awful much. And they add in a long grind to keep you subscribing to their naff game.
Beuracracy, you have to go through all sorts of procedures to get anything done.
Spin Doctors, politicians focus too much on getting elected and re-elected, they don't care enough about the people that vote for them, they just give the impression that they do, while they think we are idiots.
Unpleasant people, I'm sure everybody knows a few, the people themselves don't have to go in Room 101, but their attitudes should.
[/RANT]

allfalldown
01-09-2005, 07:41 PM
People who don't know when they're not welcome.

Shave
01-09-2005, 07:43 PM
can we stick linda barker in there please, most useless lump of flesh ever

firetrap
01-09-2005, 07:50 PM
I'd like to put Simon Cowell in there please. No reason needed really, is there?

Also please put the person who does all the voice overs for the movies. You know, "This Summer... A tale of treachery... betrayal... trust... friendship... and dependence!" Yeah, about that mate... kinda said the same thing 5 times, didn't you? :D

Also, Technosexuals. All these hard drives, 3 1/2 inch floppies and heavy rebooters must be stopped!

charlieman
01-09-2005, 08:39 PM
drizzle... its the most pointless type off all rain. it hits you in the face and makes you squint and look like a dickhead to anyone walking in the opposit direction who isnt getting in their face. and im sure its not even proper rain... its like a fine mist of pointless wetness... it just plain sucks...

Jay
14-09-2005, 01:13 AM
Sorry for the bump but I rather like this thread...

People who send chain letters on MSN

People who post convos from MSN on forums

People who add you into HUGE computer crashing convos for no reason.

Chassisbot
14-09-2005, 05:21 AM
Drizzle: Misc. wetness = poor. 101'd.

MSN Chain letters: Just so annoyingly false, 101'd.

MSN forum posting: Can be funny, so no.

HYOWJE convo inviting: I hate crashing computers, 101'd.

Fade Away
14-09-2005, 05:23 AM
Stupid Myspace Bulleteins that serveno purpose at all.

I mean nothing.

Just, REPOST OR "OMG HATE"

*sigh*

Then the important things just go unseen :(

_pinky_
14-09-2005, 03:52 PM
I hate the thin Jack Osbourne... He looked better when he was fat. no, seriously!

http://content2.i-am-bored.com/games/91013_newjacko9.jpg

terrorbite
14-09-2005, 06:07 PM
Bog trolls.

Those guys who hang around in bar/club toilets, and turn on the taps for you to wash your hands, and hand you towels etc, then expect a tip.

I can wash my own hands thanks, you pointless bastard.

Oooh Yeah
14-09-2005, 06:14 PM
slugs.

the facial kind. and tbh, i would like to appeal exeter's room 101ing.. it's a wicked university i thought..

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/184/2714/640/magnum.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~llwyd/bearded/jeckyll2.jpg

faragher
22-09-2005, 03:21 PM
- Elderly tourists who drive around Devon at 27 mph making me late for everything

- Children aged between 18 months and about 14 years - that's between 'cute' and can hold a conversation with'.

- People who speak loudly and slowly to people who look a little educationally subnormal* - you're embarrasing yourself and everyone around you.

- People who can't take their booze

and as for
drug dealers i mean you just dont need them do you?? Speak for yourself dude...

* Not sure what the correct terminology is here. To be honest, struggled not to use the word spack, or perhaps mong**

** Yes, I know this is really offensive. If it makes you feel better, I didn't really mean it. Retard.

gruff
22-09-2005, 03:28 PM
Bloody Mopeds (or electric toothbrush bikes)
Gangsta Rap

Nihlathak
22-09-2005, 03:29 PM
People who look down their nose at others. That really gets on my tits, they think they are better than everyone else, and sometimes they think they are always right. That's my rant over, please 101 it ;)

carpefula
22-09-2005, 03:43 PM
I don't understand why RedBull didn't make it in but LibDems did?

Failing that... i want to put Odean cinema prices in there! Since when has it costed £6.80 for ONE cinema ticket!??? Scandelous.

Taekwon-joe
22-09-2005, 03:55 PM
Being forced to learn subjects in school that you will have no use for after school. *cough*Irish*cough*

Serpentine
22-09-2005, 04:59 PM
Hmm...


Among other things; arrogant people piss me off.

the day that Ninjas goes in there, is the first sign of the apocalypse.

tom93
22-09-2005, 07:37 PM
people who put colour/font/size changing tags around every single post
grrr.

Jay
22-09-2005, 07:43 PM
tom93 :ninja:

tom93
22-09-2005, 08:07 PM
tom93 :ninja:
I can't plus you, I need to spread. Why do I want to plus you for wanting to room 101 me? no idea.

put less than three in there.
i don't <3 less than three.

bellybutton
22-09-2005, 08:14 PM
Being forced to learn subjects in school that you will have no use for after school. *cough*Irish*cough*

Tell me about it mate! Pog mo thoin!

crab
22-09-2005, 08:16 PM
MSN Chain letters
Being added into a huge computer-crashing MSN convo

Fuck that.

MSN in general.

Actually.

Microsoft in general.

Jay
22-09-2005, 08:24 PM
Being forced to learn subjects in school that you will have no use for after school. *cough*Irish*cough*I don't see anything wrong with being forced to learn your native tounge...think it should be complusory, to stop it dieing out...I'd love to speak Welsh :(

bellybutton
22-09-2005, 08:27 PM
...I'd love to speak Welsh :(

Is that a language??
Ta an gaeilge ana dheacair, ni maith liom e! :nana:

Jay
22-09-2005, 08:38 PM
Um...yeah, Welsh is the lanuage of Wales, which is where I'm from ¬_¬

bellybutton
22-09-2005, 08:40 PM
Coool never knew that can you speak any?

Hydralisk
23-09-2005, 12:17 PM
Right

Daddy long legs - useless piece of... eer.. whatever. Seroiusly. Apart from being bird/spider fodder they have no use. AT ALL. They just sorta.. blunder into your face.
Pop-ups - need I say more?
Friends who talk utter ridiculous amounts of obvious bullshit and expect you to believe it.
Unreliable people.
L33t. C'mon - If you type English at least people can understand.
Crappy inflexible high school timetables and their people - apart from about 6 - 8 people I would be happy to see them all bugger off to the artic. or the Sahara desert. Or anywhere else Im not likely to be.

tom93
23-09-2005, 03:09 PM
hoodies labelling you as a theiving toe-rag.
beeing a teenage boy labelling you as a perv.

Chassisbot
23-09-2005, 03:35 PM
Subscription MMOGs; Runescape was a beautiful game ruined by the fact you need to pay to do anything decent. Look at Allegiance: It was shite, then the FAO abolished the subscription fees. Winnar. Therefore, 101'd.
Beuracracy; Makes the world go round, so you'll have to take that away with you.
Spin Doctors; They suck, 101'd
Unpleasant people; 101'd with no question.
People who don't know when they're not welcome: They can't really help it, so you'll have to take that home.
Simon Cowell: He tells it like it is, so noes. Take it home.
VO dude: He holds a monopoly, so 101'd for the others.
Technosexuals: They are the only ones who know how computers work, so no, take it home.
Useless Myspace bulletins: 101'd. I hate the whole idea anyway.
Thin Jack Osbourne: He won't fatten up in 101, so take it home.
Bog Trolls: I'll take your word for it. 101'd.
Slugs: Wtf? noes. take it home.
Elderly Drivers: Give up, take a cab. 101'd.
18 month - 14 year children: 101'd, I get out of that band next thursday.
People who speak loudly and slowly to people who look a little educationally subnormal: Funny to laugh at, so no. Take it home.
Bloody Mopeds (or electric toothbrush bikes): 101'd for their own safety, those things are lethal.
Gangsta Rap: Annoying, 101'd.
People who look down their nose at others: Take it home, because A) that is me, and B) I want to be on your tits ;-)
Odeon cinema prices: Ripoff, 101'd.
Useless subjects: 101'd.
tom93: This would give our other forumite in 101 a companion, so no. Take him home.
Microsoft: If I do this, I need a new computer, so no. Take it home.
Craneflies: They have dangerous poison, but no teeth. Plus, they're invading my room. 101'd.
Popups: 101'd.
Bullshitters: I am the almighty king of these, so no. Take it home.
1337: Can be useful in an ironic way. Take it home.
Inflexible timetables: 101'd.
hoodies labelling you as a theiving toe-rag: 101'd
beeing a teenage boy labelling you as a perv: 101'd.

Nihlathak
23-09-2005, 03:42 PM
;_; Mines wasn't 101'd, oh well

Klosetti
23-09-2005, 09:44 PM
Hey, I've got one. Wait, I've got two!

1#People who have some unexplainable urge to explain to me just how drunk they were the last night, and then bother to protest as I punch them in the groin one hundred and seventyfour times, to make sure they'll never breed.

2# Apple Dave. Ick.

allfalldown
23-09-2005, 11:14 PM
That god damn Intel Inside jingle. Makes me want to scratch my eyes out.