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MichaelJackson
02-09-2005, 11:24 PM
That's right, I'm bored again and have decided to make another pointless and useless thread!!! (I searched and couldn't find any threads like this, but if it's been done make a post pointing it out so that no more posts are made)

This is you no stop shop for all your slightly funny tales that you simply MUST get out.

I'll get the ball rolling....

I had a cooking teacher (ha ha very funny I 'had' a teacher, nobody point this out its not that funny) who was forced out the country. He made some comments about the town on TV and was repeatedly attacked. He and his wife were asigned bodyguards by the police but the attacks kept coming. After realising everyone hated him (including his fellow teachers) he moved to France to open a tea shop. Nobody has brought his house over fears they will be attacked, thus leaving him thousands of pounds in dept. LOL

Comments on my story and you're own mildy ammusing anecdotes please.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, the teacher was French which is why it's so funny.
Moltz
03-09-2005, 12:08 AM
Speaking of France, I got lost in the louvre (as big as it is i wonder why that doesnt happen more) and had to go to security, who spoke french, and i spoke english and spanish, so that was fun. They knew enough english to laugh when I told them I was american, but they were very nice to me, so thumbs up to the nice french.
MichaelJackson
03-09-2005, 12:54 AM
Two years ago my Grandmother got drunk on holiday in Tenerife. A street salesman tryed to sell her a gold necklace. She took offence in this and started trash talking, before being restrained by passers by.

That was a true story so don't call me a liar.
Jay
03-09-2005, 01:15 AM
Two years ago my Grandmother got drunk on holiday in Tenerife. A street salesman tryed to sell her a gold necklace. She took offence in this and started trash talking, before being restrained by passers by.

That was a true story so don't call me a liar.Liar.
MichaelJackson
03-09-2005, 01:19 AM
Liar.
NU UH

Seriously it happened and it was embarrasing for all involved.

I come from a long line of drunks. :nana:

And another thing how come you always seem to be against me? Did I do something to piss you off? If so let me know and you will recieve a written apology in 5-8 months.
Jay
03-09-2005, 01:45 AM
...I was only messing dude.

I once stumbled around town and bumped into my drunken gran and her boyfriend...which was...disturbing.
MichaelJackson
03-09-2005, 01:59 AM
I once stumbled around town and bumped into my drunken gran and her boyfriend...which was...disturbing.

Was he her age or was it some kind of female Hugh Hefner thing? That would be really scary.