Ive always wanted to....

[Lestat]

so what have you always wanted to do? ill get the ball rolling

Ive always wanted to sit on an umpires chair in a town or city centre with a large box of popcorn and a pepsi, watching people go by like i was watching a movie and being really obnocious (sp?). laughing when someone falls over, biting my fingers and screaming in fright, that kind of stuff.

also, ive always wanted to go up to someone using a hands free kit, but holding their phone in one hand and holding the ear piece in with their other hand, and slap them in the face. not to cause them actual harm, but just to show them how free their hands arent.

yeah, im weird, i know

[guy in a box]

I have always wanted to press one of those big red buttons saying "do not press".
It's just so tempting and I really want to see what happens after.

[Mr.L.Xp]

kick a midget in the nuts.

[AngryPaul]

Learn to tapdance.

Honest.

[Ouch!]

be known in my school

[junior]

Fly kick people.

And fly really fast fighter planes.

And fly.

[guy in a box]

be known in my school

I'm sure many perople notice you, you just don't know it. Even if you are not noticed in your school your noticed around here :)

I have aslo always wanted to swim with dolphins and go bungie jumping... Oh yes, and go swimming with sharks whilst in one of those big cages.

[Inverse]

I have aslo always wanted to swim with dolphins and go bungie jumping...
At the same time? Because that would actually kick ass...

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

I've always wanted to blow something up. Like, big. A car or something. Oh that would be fun.

[junior]

Definitely. Like school. When I was wee I hated school, so I wanted to blow it up.

But I'm ok now.

[T3-X]

I have always wanted to bitch-slap the Pope, with no repercussions, of course.

[moovok]

I've always wanted to own my own film company, but also I'd love to learn to ride a bike or play a guitar or something really cool that you can go "guess what I can do - yes, I can ride a bike" :D (maybe be normal...?)

[maw3193]

I'd like to be a judge when Jack Thompson starts his mad lawsuit against the sims 2, just so I can charge him with slander, defamation of character, libel, racial hatred and generally being an arse fez.
Also, wasting police/court time with frivolous lawsuits, attempting to persecute someone for making an AIM buddy icon and trying to prove it's a crime and obviously empty death-threats.
Also, for the heck of it, emotional anguish for all those people who were pissed off by his abusive language towards people who proved he was wrong.

[El Kabong]

I've always wanted to kick a chihuahua off of a tall building. It would be the most satisfying thing ever. Especially if I heard the *SPLAT* when it hit bottom....

[charlieman]

drive a steam roller over things... it just looks like such fun...

[esquilax]

post in this thread

[CoX]

Serious one: i'd like to go back to Ascension Island where I went a few years ago. It is a TRUE tropical paradise, with just a few hundred inhabitants on the island.

Silly one: I'd like to kick Prince Charles in the nuts, and then ask him how his crown jewels are.

[Cooldudebob]

Use a taser to stun people in painful places :twisted:

[Ouch!]

came up with a new one!!

Have a party in my garden with loads of pario heaters, people, food and drink, then for it to absolutely lash rain, but for people to stay out because the patio heaters. How cool would that be!?!?!

[maw3193]

Right now I'd like to sneak up behind a christian fundamentalist (READ:bigot) and shout through a megaphone, "I AM AN ATHEIST"

[Liz]

ive always wanted to be tasered to see how it feels (yes, seriously)

[RobW]

I've always wanted to injure someone by pointing at them evil monkey style. Then fly orf whilst giggling inanely. Then later on h4ck on to their forums and post naughty pictures of Dennis Norden. Damning these offernders of my life to the flaming hell where they belong doesn't seem enough, and it's people like the people who piss me off to make me want these powers that trigger my incurable rage. RobW has the last laugh again. Mwahahaetc.




I wonder if I'll be overly flatulent when I'm older?

[gruff]

I've always wanted to stage a fake arrest with friends in a public place.....sad I know (I was one of those kids who pretended to be James Bond)

[!!!]

...be happy. :(

[Inverse]

I've always wondered about the taste of human flesh...

[FoxDhoj]

I've always wanted to tie a pitchfork to a shotgun, and make a pitchgun. With a parrot on my shoulder.

And I wanna drive a tractor. Not over a field, but over a whole load of haystacks and sprinklers.

Beat that losers!

[Inverse]

I used to wonder what drowning was like; but then I drowned and it's not nice.

Because then you have to cough all the water back up too :s

[Fade Away]

I've always wanted to be accepted.

BUT WAHHH I AM SHUNNED FROM SOCIETY

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT ME>!>>~>~>>~.``

No.

But really.

I always get urges to do ridiculous things, like when I'm driving, I feel like I want to run off a cliff, or into to some building. Or when I'm doing anything with anything big, I feel like using it to crush something..

Oh I'm a psyco |\/| - :

[Redux]

I have always wanted to stay focused.

[gruff]

show up to a conformation or other roman catholic ceremony dressed as the devil, with 'the number of the beast' playing in the background

When I was young I had a friend who always wanted to dress up as a Nazi officer....I wasn't allowed to play with him..

[Magpie]

I've always wanted to ride a freight train like a 1920's hobo. As far as I know they don't exist in that form any more.

I've secretly always wanted science to end up like 50's sci-fi, even though society has changed to the degree that perfect bubble cities on the moon could never function socially let alone technologically.

So instead I've settled for simply wanting to ask Cassandra Claire to her face. if she's ever kissed a boy.

[LeoZ]

be really bloody clever but not in the smelly child with glasses kind of way.

[Lovergirl]

i'm always wanted to slap a big fat person with sunburn and scream 'porky porky p-pig!' in their face.

i've always wanted to put a big blob of superglue in someone's ice-cream

i've always wanted to pull someon's finger back till it goes snap. (but i won't cause of the 'ow' involved!)

i've always wanted to have someone take me to a big dance-hall that's totoally empty, the ceiling to flutter glitter down on my head, some gorgous song like 'grace' to play, and them to propose. i know it's not something I exactly want to do, more like have done to me, but that's been my dream since i was tiny. *blushes*

i've always wanted to tell my parents to feck off. just once.

i've always wanted to punch someone over and over and over until i can't punch anymore, as hard as i can. anyone, don't care who. just to let the rage out.

i've always wanted to play little kid games again - like doing the hokey-cokey in a big circle or playing musical statues or something. i miss those days.

i've always wanted to burp in someone's face and bellow 'excuse YOU!!!'

i've always wanted to shout 'screw the bloody feckers' in a church.

i've always wanted to wear a bikini. too poor of a self-image, though. one day i will.

i've always wanted to have a mullet, just for a day.

i've always wanted to have sex in a classroom.

i've always wanted to have someone arrested for being bloody stupid. that's the best charge EVER.

i've always wanted to pull out a library card and shout 'freeze, punk! up against the wall and spread 'em' and have them so cowed they'd do it.

i've always wanted to be posh and drink chamagne and wear beautiful clothes and have a nice house and be powerful and important and sexy. my dream.

[captain canuck]

so what have you always wanted to do? ride in the Popemobile; and maybe wear the hat.

this will likely never happen though... even if i were catholic, there just aren't enough canucks with vatican connections to make it happen. maybe if ever there's a Canadian Pope. But that's even less likely, really.

[Preasure]

Have some kind of great influence over the world. I want my name to hold sway in something.

[deliops]

i've always wanted to learn to how to play the accordion.
i've also always wanted to be a contortionist.
and i so want to drive past someone who's walking after is has been raining a lot and splash the hell out of them! i know its mean, and i have no idea why i want to so badly. i just think that it would feel really satisfying.

[Gostage]

Stop in the street and just start looking up in the sky to see how many people start to copy me.......... :rolleyes:

[Mirana]

But so many of these things are attainable! Gostage! Do it! Go on, it's fun.

Most of my wishes are rather embarassing. But that's not the point here.

- Learn to tapdance. I personally think it'd be cool. Well, I'd feel cool, anyway, which is the important thing.
- Go on a reality TV show. I unfortunately have no talent for singing, which rules out about three quarters of them. I'm good at doing nothing, though. Big Brother would be fun.
- I've always wanted to superglue things together. I don't know why. I'd like to glue a chair to the ceiling, and see how many people comment.
- I'd like to go to work naked, just once. Just to see what people say.
- And I want to be able to fly.

[Garry3]

I've always wanted to try cocaine.

[Jimpy]

I've always wanted to...

-Sky dive.
-Travel to foreign countries
-Get a pilots license
-Get a chopper license
-Bungee jump
-Go to a drawing class
-Learn how to 3d model
-Become the president
-Go to Area 51
-Blow up something

[EDIT]Oh.. and become a spy and wear lots of snazzy suits.

Lots of normal things really.

[T3-X]

FORUM TAG!

Convenientely, I offer classes for doing all of those things in my basement, although You may want to skip out on the bungee jumping part.:P

[squidgyegg]

I've always wanted to skydived naked (ooh! flappy)
I've always wanted to go into a hairdressers with a motorbike helmet and refuse to take it off
I've always wanted to jump off a cliff, but i dont want to get hurt...

Hmm... ow - thinky.

[Lamson]

I've always wanted to know how I went from 17 to -133 rep points with just one bad comment! And I would've thought penis jokes would be accepted on this forum..........

[Inverse]

I've always wanted to try cocaine.
Surprisingly overrated.

Now the touch of a woman, that would be something special right there.

[Lovergirl]

I've always wanted to try cocaine.

Do it. Now.

[Preasure]

I've always wanted to skydived naked (ooh! flappy)
Terminal Velocity HURTS, you know? *winces*

[Cjw]

But surely worth it for the feeling of anti gravity genitals?

"Luk ma, ma balls are a floppin"

[crab]

I've always wanted to practice my manga artwork skillz.

But I can't!

I'm too lazy.

Plus, art materials are fucking expensive.

[Redux]

I wish I could actually cook.

Regardless, I am still the microwave gourmet!

WONDERWAVES.