Foreign Sachet Experiment [56k beware]

[AngryPaul]

Hello there. I have an experiment to show you.

First lets address what we are experimenting with.

A weird assortment from Belize (http://interconnection.org/habitatbelize/images/Belize-large.jpg), where my mother went and retreived said stuffs: Bizz.

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It is a pack of sachets that claims it can make 2 litres of mixture from one sachet. This lot contains approx 60 sachets. So thats 120 litres!

I was wary at the claim, but also excited. Therefore I decided to give the stuffs the go ahead. And I've let you peak in on the action!

I chose the one that seemed to be Strawberry although it actually said "Sabor Morango", but the others looked like Lemon, Orange and Grape, so Morango got the go-ahead....

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Next I needed 2 litres of water, althought they specifiy litros, but I havent any of those. Oh, the artsyness

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Now I added the mixture...

That was the easy part.

Here we have the final product.

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Looks just like a nice glass of normal squash, but it came from a snazzy little sachet. Does it taste the same? Lets find out....

Do I really look like that? :(

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AngryPaul looks in his element as he braces himself for his first sip of Bizz.


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AngryPaul realises he is unsure about this new mixture.


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The face never lies.

It was shit.

Tasted like red water. And thats don't taste good.

[Inverse]

Surely 60 sachets making 2 litres makes 120 litres?

I think I've had that stuff before...but it was green and tasted like green...

[Simon]

Great....I'm going to eat mayonnaise...

I think foreign stuff should be shown more often.

[guy in a box]

Great... That is very insightful. I once had a drink that tasted like petrol... I wold know.
Why do you have a whole load of Bizz?

[AngryPaul]

Why do you have a whole load of Bizz?A weird assortment from Belize (http://interconnection.org/habitatbelize/images/Belize-large.jpg), where my mother went and retreived said stuffs: Bizz.She also brought back for me some sweets which make up for the piss-poor Bizz and a sticker saying "Un-BELIZE-able".

I was estatic.

[The Visioneer]

All we need is for a company called Jelize to sell sachets of Jizz...

[MichaelJackson]

a sticker saying "Un-BELIZE-able".

Can you post a picture it sounds hilarious

[streety]

Are you going to try the other flavoured jizz water?

[Shave]

yeah. we want more jizz tasting. how about mixing flavours (what does red taste of btw?)

congratulations. you have been targeted by operation pixie (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37932). the troops are moving in

[AngryPaul]

(what does red taste of btw?)http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/5031/after9lf.jpg

Like that.

[wyrd_fish]

you should hand them out at your local family planning clininc, imagine the dissapointment

[Aladdin Sane]

Mix them all together and make some sort of unholy jizzbizz cocktail. :p

Heh, had something like this happen to me once. One of my friends gave me some sweets they had got from abroad. Barely had it touched my mouth I had to spit it out. It tasted something like the inside of an exhaust pipe combined with rotting bananas. These days, if I can't understand what the packaging says, and if it has a picture of a fruit I've never seen before, I stay away.

[moovok]

What are you gonna do with the rest of them? They're probably just to dilute the water a certain colour, hehe :) Or make it taste icky. Just think, kids in poor starving countries and unwrapping their packages of AID to find these in there, the joys on their faces, before finally they drink and...

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[AngryPaul]

These days, if I can't understand what the packaging says, and if it has a picture of a fruit I've never seen before, I stay away.However, the sweets I got, was preety nice. I'm quite happy to keep those in my gob.

[Inverse]

Try a bit of each of the powders on their own; see if they actually taste like they're meant to.

[Taekwon-joe]

Has anyone been to Italy. They have black Fanta and theres probably a reason you never heard of it. It will make your face go
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X1000000000000000000

its one of those drinks where you thimk

"Well this is a bit weird but whats with... OMG VOMIT!!!!!"

[T3-X]

Try a bit of each of the powders on their own; see if they actually taste like they're meant to.

Have you ever tried eating Kool-aid crystals? Your tongue will be as ravaged as a young Swedish prostitute. On the thought of Kool-aid, maybe you had to add sugar?

[O RLY?]

Seemingly the flavours are in portuguese..Post them here and I'll translate, so you don't have weird surprises... Morango means strawberry, yup.

[Midget]

Mix them with vodka. \o/

[AngryPaul]

Seemingly the flavours are in portuguese..Post them here and I'll translate, so you don't have weird surprises... Morango means strawberry, yup.Laranja, Uva and Abacaxi.Mix them with vodka. \o/But then its just coloured vodka.

[Liz]

better than boring old clear?

[AngryPaul]

better than boring old clear?I suppose, but the taste of shit might ruin your vodka a tad.

Food colouring would be a better idea.

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

Laranja, Uva, Abacaxi:
Orange, Grape, Pineapple.


According to Babelfish anyway.

Stick the packet's instructions into it, see if it yields any methods of making it less shit.

[Shave]

try the grape, i've always wanted to know what purple tastes like

[Oooh Yeah]

i've never liked the taste of red.

[Ste150]

Try making cocktails from one or more packet.
Alternatively, you could alter the concentration of the juice in a scientific way (i suggest you measure it in Mol/litre) by changing the amount of powder and volume of water etc.
Take a picture after drinking each one.

Then you could write a paper on
"The way in which the concentration of foreign shit affects Angry Paul's Expression."

[bionic sheep]

OH NOES TEH JUICE
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[Inverse]

Have you ever tried eating Kool-aid crystals? Your tongue will be as ravaged as a young Swedish prostitute. On the thought of Kool-aid, maybe you had to add sugar?
:ssh:

[Broche]

Foriegn foodstuffs can be very scary. Recently I found these alcoholic minatures in Germany called "ejaculada". As you can probably guess, they contained a cloudy white liquid with pictures of what I can only assume to be albino tadpoles on the front.
Apparently it contains guarana, yohimbe and cava-cava, which translate into exactly the same words...which is worrying as I drank one.

[moovok]

Foriegn foodstuffs can be very scary. Recently I found these alcoholic minatures in Germany called "ejaculada". As you can probably guess, they contained a cloudy white liquid with pictures of what I can only assume to be albino tadpoles on the front.
Apparently it contains guarana, yohimbe and cava-cava, which translate into exactly the same words...which is worrying as I drank one.

ejaculada sounds something like ejactulate. I wouldn't have touched it no matter what, even if it was cloudy white liquid with albino tadpoles on the front...

[O RLY?]

Laranja, Uva, Abacaxi:
Orange, Grape, Pineapple


Yup. :p. The grape one must taste like shit >_>

[deliops]

i think its strange how things like 'red' can have a flavor... i think i like the taste of pink the best though! ;) but, there actually are a lot of things that taste or smell like a concept, like the i.c. spices from panera taste like christmas and the jelly bean lipsmackers smell like easter!

[Penguin Pimp]

Red water tastes nice. if ya just stick some food colouring in water it tastes nice... trust me ive done it. same with vannila essence

[Preasure]

I'd rather drink 2 litres of water. If I want it red, I'll put on some red glasses.

[AngryPaul]

Red water tastes nice. if ya just stick some food colouring in water it tastes nice... trust me ive done it. same with vannila essenceThats because vanilla essence is a flavour. :rolleyes: