Little children

[guy in a box]

Recently I have been looking after my baby cousin who is three.
He was getting on my nerves so much, If he doesnt get his way he screams and he always messes about creating loads of noise which gets on your nerves after a while.
Young Children also manage to get their hands on everything you dont want them to touch, and never seem to be intrested in the stuff which they can play with but love the things which they are not allowed.

Have you had any bad experieces with little children or have they done things to piss you off?

[drunk_monk]

Every Weekday! My little Niece ( 2 years old ) goes into my room everyday and presses buttons on my keyboard and turns off my computer, since she doesn't know what the buttons do sometimes she deletes files and one time she deleted my music folder ! I also frequently download stuff and obviously when the computer is off it stops the download. I've told my mom to close the door but she can open it, its really anoying, i've now started to move the keyboard & mouse ( since they are wireless ) and hide them untill i return home but now she is just turning the computer off straight away :nana: .

[Inverse]

Why not just leave your computer turned off? You can leave your illegal downloads for a while surely?

I have children. All of them.

There's one who lives near my house. I was sitting on the grass outside the front of my house and he came up and started shhooting us with his fingers. We played along and shot back and he ran off.

then he came back and threw a rock at my chest the size of a fucking lemon; and I can't even hit him because he's 4.

Little shit.

[*Ooh Sparklies*]

I see a lot of little children antics whenever I’m in work. Pulling things of shelves running around then running into people, screaming on the floor when mummy wont buy them this toy or brightly coloured thing!

Just learning I guess. After a while I learn to ignore it work, but if I’m out and about and see it, it really annoys me :|

[Inverse]

You can get quite brightly coloured asprin, you know. And it takes far less to OD a 7 year old.

[Mr.L.Xp]

Its not what my 4 y.o cusion does that annoys me, its the look she gives me, after shes emptyed every single packet of crisps in the house into the center of my bedroom.

*twitch twitch*

[Skatey Kaity]

it's not really the children that are the problem, its the parents that have no controll over the little buggers

[El Kabong]

I want all children to die.
I'm thinking about starting a day care, but instead of caring for children, I give them all bottles of arsenic and tell them to go play in the street.

[allfalldown]

My half-sister (now four years old) used to be badly behaved, mainly in that she refused to go to bed or even show any signs of being tired after everyone else was shattered. Even I got annoyed with her, something that hardly ever happens. Eventually her parents just started making her go to bed at 8pm, whether she wanted to or not. Now she goes to bed without a fuss as far as I know, but later than 8pm.

The odd thing is that when her parents are home, she'll sometimes cause all kinds of havoc, but whenever I babysit her alone she could hardly be better behaved. One time I just left her with some colouring in and watched MTV all afternoon, and there was hardly a peep out of her the whole time.

[crazyMLC]

nah but use reverse sycoligy on him then, guy in a box

[Erasmus]

I have children. All of them.

Eh?
Don't see how that works, unless you're God.
In which case you've been keeping it under your hat, haven't you?

[T3-X]

Me and my sister were going through a trailer park to meet some friends, and a 7(ish) year old girl ran up to the car and threw a chunk of dirt at the car the size of her head. The crack is still there. I usually get irritated by things like this, but I just smile and remember all the cruel things I did for enjoyment as a child, and justly pay my dues.

[stav]

I'm sure DT would have some tips for you

[guy in a box]

My cousin also beats me up, he runs and jumps onto me ripping the skin off my face with his nails. Then he grabs a broom and starts wacking me round the head with it, and I am not allowed to hit him because he os three. It's so unfair.

[Redux]

sycoligy

JESUS TITTYFUCKING.

[eleanor]

Every Weekday! My little Niece ( 2 years old ) goes into my room everyday and presses buttons on my keyboard and turns off my computer, since she doesn't know what the buttons do sometimes she deletes files and one time she deleted my music folder ! I also frequently download stuff and obviously when the computer is off it stops the download. I've told my mom to close the door but she can open it, its really anoying, i've now started to move the keyboard & mouse ( since they are wireless ) and hide them untill i return home but now she is just turning the computer off straight away :nana: .
a) Set the screensaver to come on after liek one minute of inactivity, and password it; and/or

b) get a UPS (uninterruptable power supply) so that if the power to your computer goes down, it stays on for about twenty minutes (possibly longer - I haven't personally got one so all this is from other people's experience :) ); or

c) get a lock for your bedroom door.

Why not just leave your computer turned off? You can leave your illegal downloads for a while surely?
How do you know they're illegal? I mean, for example, the Linux distro I downloaded yesterday was 600mb in size and took about two hours - and it's been said elsewhere on these forums that downloading things like TV episodes is a murky area that isn't clear-cut enough to be called illegal (seeing as people tape them off the TV anyway and this isn't much different)... but this is another topic! :)

On-topic: omgh8kids, but only the badly-behaved ones that seem to be the majority these days. I have it on good authority* that my sister and I were never the type to run screaming round public places, throw tantrums, hit people, etc. etc. Obviously we didn't have a computer when I was liek 3, so I can't say for definite whether fucking them up would have amused me or not, but I don't think I was the type to turn off a TV that had been left on. Also liek we have kids on our street who shriek when playing... and two of them do it when leaving for school at 7am. Through the closed, double-glazed windows of my room, this wakes me up.

This brings me onto my next point. People, teach your kids not to shout and scream, please. It's an important part of growing up that children are taught that they're not the centre of the universe, and it seems that very few parents teach this any more - hence, brats.

*from me mam

[woobi]

I just randomly hate anyone under 10.
They always run about.
I hate children.
Even my smaller cousins that are under 10.
And the worst place to have children...on a plane.
When I was on holiday three weeks ago to lanzarote, about 13 couples had babies on the plane on the way there and back. No one could sleep, they were screaming at the top of their lungs. Children should never be allowed to go on planes.

[allfalldown]

My cousin also beats me up, he runs and jumps onto me ripping the skin off my face with his nails. Then he grabs a broom and starts wacking me round the head with it, and I am not allowed to hit him because he os three. It's so unfair.Just get hold of him and stop him moving around, and tell him you won't let him go until he stops attacking you. Probably not the most effective method, but seeing as you can't hit him it's the next best thing I reckon :)

[Inverse]

How do you know they're illegal? I mean, for example, the Linux distro I downloaded yesterday was 600mb in size and took about two hours - and it's been said elsewhere on these forums that downloading things like TV episodes is a murky area that isn't clear-cut enough to be called illegal (seeing as people tape them off the TV anyway and this isn't much different)... but this is another topic! :)
I omitted the :p face from the end of that. I'll try harder next time; sorry miss i know I can do better ):

[guy in a box]

Just get hold of him and stop him moving around, and tell him you won't let him go until he stops attacking you. Probably not the most effective method, but seeing as you can't hit him it's the next best thing I reckon :)

I have tried that many times. Hes then says he wont do it again, he walks off slowly out of sight then comes running back screaming with another hard long object to hit me round the head with... He thinks it's so funny, but all it is is painfull.

[Urlosenged]

This thread is spookily appropriate to my day. On the train home from an aussie rules football match (a bad one for my team) I had like 5 little kids sitting behind me. Normally this wouldn't bother me: ipods go up pretty loud. However, the ipod had died just 10 mins before boarding the train. So I had to put up with screaming and random shouting about random things. I was close to shouting "SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO READ HERE", but luckily for them I have enough self control not to. The odd thing is I never remember being an annoying little shit. I think I was a quiet child (from what I've been told) and it was my brother that was a noisy as hell one.

[Mr stabby]

My cousin also beats me up, he runs and jumps onto me ripping the skin off my face with his nails. Then he grabs a broom and starts wacking me round the head with it, and I am not allowed to hit him because he os three. It's so unfair.

Just kick him in the face*, he wont mind, i promise.

I cant stand wee kids, epecially when your playing darts/pool in a pub and they come mess up the game, or in a restaraunt when they scream, it makes my ears bleed.
And noone tell me i shouldnt be in pubs.

*golf shoes will land you in jail.

[Inverse]

I'm not allowed near children any more...not since the "incident".

[maw3193]

I have a little sister who screams until she gets her way, and then denies it. Whenever she gets punished she says that my brother and I never get punished, and then proceeds to shout throughout the house that she gets blamed for everything (because she does everything, obviously).

The secret to violent siblings is a wedge of wood under the door, you are in, they are not.

[Mushroom]

Kids should be locked up in a secure facility where they don't have to be seen or heard until they're at least 12 :p

Okay, so while I don't actually believe this, the sentiment is still there. I can't stand young children.

Babies cry and throw up and need changing (literally :p)
Toddlers cry and throw tantrums but are more mobile to do so.
Young children do all this yet have a demonic streak that forces you to keep bathroom and kitchen cabinets like Fort Knox.

And they're expensive.

In fact, the only thing they're good for is some sort of insurance for when you are old and dribble and need changing...

[maw3193]

That's why there are many anti-contraception movements (by bigots, mostly) and the 'parental instinct'

[RobW]

I'm sooo [un]lucky, I have my 5 younger cousins all under 5.

The four-year-old is a blithering idiot, all he could say when he came over from France for Christmas was "a mouse a mouse a mouse a mouse a mousetc." or whatever he saw in front of him. Then there's his two-year-old brother, he didn't say anything, a little less annoying. They couldn't stop wandering around screeching and causing havoc. I now have a new cousin, first girl out of the nine I have called Biba, and I hope she will try to be sensible.

I also have another baby cousin who comes to our house on weekdays all day. It's hell. I can hardly play my geetar.


We also had these Australian kids that are the sons of my parents' friends. They squawked "FWOG FAAAAACE" constantly at my dad, broke an antique rocking chair, gave me a headache and went home.





Bless their little hearts.

[BlueberryMuffin]

A couple of days ago a received a phone call from one of my better friends asking me to come over. He was babysitting his two year old brother and was bored, and even offered to pay me a small amount if I helped with the baby sitting. Score! I thought, it's like getting payed to visit my mates. Unfortunately my lack of experience with children under 8 rendered me unprepared for the horrors that followed.
In the following hours I was bitten, beaten (never under-estimate small children) and sneezed on among other things. But by far the worst ordeal was the 2 hours odd I spent trying to get his shoes on. Every time I managed to find the correct children's-TV brand shoes under a pile of oddly smelling clothes, he needed a different pair, or different socks, or would much rather watch 'BUZZIE!' (Toy Story 2) than simply let me put his shoes on *sigh*

[squidgyegg]

my 2yo sister untunes my guitar evertime i see it, and she often untunes it the wrong way. (I spend a lot of money on new strings). What's worse, my mum keeps giving it to her to play with!!! Biatch.

[Fruity Biscuit]

Yes, children, (especially under 4) piss me off. Especially at Bus Stops.

One time I was visiting Blackpool, and I was at a Tram Stop (bugger loads of them in Blackpool) and there was this 2 foot nothing kid screaming and yelling because he Mum wouldn't buy him some sweeties or whatever these new kids want nowadays.

Also, I have a 7 year old family friend , who makes a habit of playing on my DS, deleting my game saves, playing on my PS2, then when he loses throwing the controller half a mile accross the room. Indeed, he has once or twice got hold of my PC, somehow got on AOL, told all my friends to "PISS OFF" logged off. I have to explain this to them.

And no, I can't hide these things. I have no clue when him or his family is going to come round, I lock my door, that lasts about 10 minutes because hes thumping, kicking my door, and if it breaks its my fault, so I unlock it, he runs in, jumps on me, screams WAAAAZAAAAAA and throws his shit at the walls.

Phew.

EDIT: And oh yes, I now remeber, I was on a bus, and I was sat 2 seats in front on this 3 year old girl. She kept saying "So you DID take it, NO I didn't, So who did, I DID, So YOU DID take it" Worst of bloody all, she was sitting with her kid brother, who was reciting the ALPHABET ALL WRONG.

HJsjghsgjsgksaha,.

[barkskin]

i love my 2 year old cousen (will hyatt) thouh a bit annoying a times.but i was like that when i was a child i went to a speicel needs school for 6 years.but anyway i couldnt bare more then 1 child

[Geek Grrrl]

one of my nephews stays over once a month, he's uncontrolable

one time id left paypal open for a second and he was on the computer (despite constantly being told not to go on it), he NEVER shuts up, he takes your things without permission, once I even caught him throwing a football at one of my tiny chihuahuas!!

and if you tell him to stop doing something he either carries on or walks out of the room because he's been told off.

I have to say, of all my nephews and neices he's my least favourite

[Liz]

All you child haters should go and get you knobs sawn off with rusty junior hacksaws.

Me = Parent.

Admittedly they can get annoying, but you were one yourself, you did all these things. And they have alot of really good points too, i absolutely love my little boy, even if he does have to odd tantrum. its all about teaching them right and wrong, you learnt it, so will they.

Try and have a little consideration for us parents here.

[monkey magic]

Thankfully the only time I have to put up with little kids is when I'm out and about on the town (I'm so distiguished)......... and in restaurants and on planes and on trains, bus stops, my favourite coffee venue was recently invaded (though only once), hmm...

I was in town the other day, I had happened to have purchased a choc-dip (chocoloate stuff and biscuit sticks to dip in, hence the name) for a modest 37p and a child accosted me as I sat oin i bench to ingest it it went like this:
Child: Whats that?
Me: choc-dip
Child: can I have one?
Me: No.
Child: why not? (this is enfuriating enough)
Me: Because I don't like you, go away.
later
Child(after returning): Why can't I have one?
Me: because I don't like you, shove off!
Child: you're stupid (goddamnit kid, think logically!)
Me: I'm stupid because I don't like you?
Child: yes
Me: bloody retard.
His mother heard the last remark and promptly dragged him away, to which I shouted
Me: Thank you so much!
causing her to shoot me a look, which I promptly returned by way of a finger. I'm not normally like that, but kids piss me off so much I wish they would die.

[Liz]

I'm not normally like that, but kids piss me off so much I wish they would die.

sorry, i left out the 'Blunt rusty junior hacksaw'

[maw3193]

Try and have a little consideration for us parents here.
You mean the parents who teach their children right and wrong or the parents who leave their children to learn wrong and wrong from the general public?

Face it, bad parenting is the bane of society.

And I was no devil incarnate (I swear, you kick a dinnerlady one time) and at least I grew out of it before the age of 8!

[Liz]

I was addressing people who are saying 'I hate Kids' and especially 'I wish they would all die' Its pretty insulting for me to hear. Now i can take a joke, but this is different. The way it comes accross to me is; If you want all kids to die, that means indirectly that you want my kid to die, that thought to me is unimaginable, therefore its really not very nice to hear and im sure other parents would agree.

You mean the parents who teach their children right and wrong or the parents who leave their children to learn wrong and wrong from the general public?

the majority of mums love their kids to pieces, they just need a handy guide.

kids so young are still learning, all the discipline in the world wont stop them from being curious until they are older. 4 or 5 is the age they start to gain more understanding of it i think. And us horrible parents who tell our children off for them wanting to touch something they shouldnt? We get a big fat tantrum thrown back in our face!

J is 13 months and he loves a good tantrum. He's very curious of things i wont allow. Now thats bloody annoying!

Annoying is one thing, Hate is abit strong for me to sit back and not comment.

[DiscoStu]

I have 2 kids. a son who's 5 and a daughter who's nearly 3. And they're both adorable, my son lives on the other side of the country so i don't see him that often and my daughter i see everyday.

The only really bad thing about being a parent is the evil, soulless dark and blackened pit that is a Haven holiday park. The terrible caberet acts singing shit pop songs badly. the overpriced boring food, the constant reminders during childrens entertainment (at which the bars are closed) by an oversized pink elephant that its all on their brand new DVD...

Still, at least the kids enjoyed it.

[Bewildebeast]

I'm with Lizabeef on this one. I teach drama to kids as young as 6 and yes, sometimes they can be annoying. But most of the time they're great fun to work with. I crew theatre productions where the cast is made up of the same kids, and they respect us and leave us to get on with our job. They wait quietly, they leave the dressing rooms tidy and they do their best when they're performing. We're very proud of them.

I also have incredibly cute cousins (http://www.bluwavedesign.co.uk/blog/2005/08/cousins.html), who I love loads.

I'm betting the people in this thread who've said they want kids to die and other such rubbish weren't little angels 100% of the time, either.

[MichaelJackson]

I hate kids, they run on my lawn when they come home after school. The parents just don't give a fuck. One little twat jumped on to one of my plant pots and purposely cracked it, right in front of me AND his parents. If my garden was part of the pavement IT WOULD BE MADE OF CONCRETE YOU LITTLE SHITHEADS. :evil:

[guy in a box]

I must admit that I do like little children, but they can be such a pain in the arse.
I do adore my cousin but recentlly I have been in the mood where I don't want to play stupid games and mess about, I have felt that I need my own space without any irritations.
I do however feel slightly bad that I didn't pay him much attention when he was around because now he has moved to Wales and I will barely be able to see him now. I am a bit unhappy because I was practically his idol, he always wanted to do what I was doing, and now we wont be as close as we were.

[Liz]

I hate kids.. blah blah

Dirty blunt rusty junior hacksaw.....

[mittens]

I have some forty-five cousins, a score of them below ten years-old. They're certainly adorable, but at certain ages they seem to pick up habits that are dreadful. For example, dear four-year-old Colson recently discovered how much he can stall any activity with a series of "why/why not's". Naturally, he's passed this on to three-year-old cousin Shane, as well as a really terrible habit of drawing his "no's" into minute-long, mini-tantrums. I suppose that is just the age though.

I adore watching peer pressure being exerted by them, though. ("I want to play with this game, you should play too. It's better than that game you were playing with that kid. That kid shouldn't play in our new game.")

[Captain]

Here are some quotes that made me cringe.


I hate children. All of them.


You've met all the children in the world? No, so how can you hate them all. Im pretty sure they hate you to you assfez.

I want all children to die.
I'm thinking about starting a day care, but instead of caring for children, I give them all bottles of arsenic and tell them to go play in the street.

You sir should be banned, every post i have seen of yours has been wrong, disgusting and horrible and this most of all. I have reported this post.

I just randomly hate anyone under 10.
They always run about.
I hate children.
Even my smaller cousins that are under 10.
And the worst place to have children...on a plane.
When I was on holiday three weeks ago to lanzarote, about 13 couples had babies on the plane on the way there and back. No one could sleep, they were screaming at the top of their lungs. Children should never be allowed to go on planes.

Hate anyone under 10? My nine year old sister is more mature than some people over 10, she doesn't run around or scream or throw paddys.
Also not allowing children on planes? Yeh your right lets leave 6 year olds home alone whilst there parents are on holiday. :rolleyes:


Child: Whats that?
Me: choc-dip
Child: can I have one?
Me: No.
Child: why not? (this is enfuriating enough)
Me: Because I don't like you, go away.
later
Child(after returning): Why can't I have one?
Me: because I don't like you, shove off!
Child: you're stupid (goddamnit kid, think logically!)
Me: I'm stupid because I don't like you?
Child: yes
Me: bloody retard.
His mother heard the last remark and promptly dragged him away, to which I shouted
Me: Thank you so much!
causing her to shoot me a look, which I promptly returned by way of a finger. I'm not normally like that, but kids piss me off so much I wish they would die.

Yeh sure tell a little kid you don't like them, that'll really boost the confidence when there older and using Obscene language in front of them and insulting them!Wishing them all dead is the most evil thing to do. You were a kid once remember that, you wouldn't like being wished dead. God hopes you never have kids.

I hate kids, they run on my lawn when they come home after school. The parents just don't give a fuck. One little twat jumped on to one of my plant pots and purposely cracked it, right in front of me AND his parents. If my garden was part of the pavement IT WOULD BE MADE OF CONCRETE YOU LITTLE SHITHEADS. :evil:

He doesn't understand he is doing wrong ffs. He is only young.

All of theese people, if you ever have kids, i will find out were you live, come over to your house and take them to social services as you are quite clearly not fit enough to be parents.

[guy in a box]

Well said Captain... I don't wish childen death or anything but sometimes I do need my own space.

[Liz]

you kick arse captain. I <3 you too. and have a +

[FoxDhoj]

Doesn't look like guy in a box is very good with children? I however, am good with children, run several charities, have stopped countries from engaging in war and saved several species of animal over the past month. Could I be more of a perfect arse? [/completeshittylie]

[allfalldown]

He doesn't understand he is doing wrong ffs. He is only young.That's understandable, but to me the point is the parents don't do anything to stop it.

[Captain]

That's understandable, but to me the point is the parents don't do anything to stop it.
Then he should hate the parents not the child.

[Liz]

That's understandable, but to me the point is the parents don't do anything to stop it.

Surely you dont think that all parents are like this? I know many many parents since i have been one, and our top priorities are teaching a child right and wrong. They have to learn somehow.

[argh]

I don't hate children more then I hate people in general, it just feels like that sometimes when they scream. But then I look at it as, they don't know better yet (some of them do and are just jerks, but small people get the benefit of the doubt). What I do hate specifically is the parents who do nothing. (Not all parents, example ahead..........little further.........almost.........maybe............ye s) Like when I was in the doctors office and this small child was sitting on the floor, playing and SCREECHING. The mother, who was sitting close by, did nothing, she might have said shh, but didn't pick up the child, or tell her it was wrong to be screaming in a confined area with a large amount of people. I had to leave, I told my mother (who was sitting close to sceaming childs mother, small waiting room) that I was leaving so I wouldn't smack the kid. Not that I would ever hit a child, it was mostly for the mom to realize that she should do something, maybe take the kid for a little walk around the hallway to calm her down, I dunno, I'm happily not a mother. I don't think the woman got the hint though. Anyways, moral of the story, parents who don't try suck, had she tried to calm the kid down, I would not have been nearly soo annoyed.

[allfalldown]

Surely you dont think that all parents are like this?Of course not, most of the small children I know are well-behaved, at least compared to the examples in this thread, which means that the parents probably tell the children off when they misbehave. But for a child to be coming home from school with his/her parents, and then for the child to go into someone's garden and damage their property (see MichaelJackson's post, quoted by Captain) and then have the parents do nothing about it, that's just not right.

Hope that made sense.

[Liz]

yes it does.

do the parents actually know that their kids are running around in Michael Jacksons' garden? If so, then they should go to jail

Heh

[MichaelJackson]

yes it does.

do the parents actually know that their kids are running around in Michael Jacksons' garden? If so, then they should go to jail

Heh
'Kids running around in Michael Jackson's garden' is that some kind of sexual inuendo?

[Fruity Biscuit]

Here are some quotes that made me cringe.



You've met all the children in the world? No, so how can you hate them all. Im pretty sure they hate you to you assfez.



You sir should be banned, every post i have seen of yours has been wrong, disgusting and horrible and this most of all. I have reported this post.



Hate anyone under 10? My nine year old sister is more mature than some people over 10, she doesn't run around or scream or throw paddys.
Also not allowing children on planes? Yeh your right lets leave 6 year olds home alone whilst there parents are on holiday. :rolleyes:



Yeh sure tell a little kid you don't like them, that'll really boost the confidence when there older and using Obscene language in front of them and insulting them!Wishing them all dead is the most evil thing to do. You were a kid once remember that, you wouldn't like being wished dead. God hopes you never have kids.



He doesn't understand he is doing wrong ffs. He is only young.

All of theese people, if you ever have kids, i will find out were you live, come over to your house and take them to social services as you are quite clearly not fit enough to be parents.


Have you met all the children in the world? NO. So quiet, moron.

People shouldn't be banned for posting opinions either. If parents can't control there kids from being out of control, if they're screaming and pissing all over your carpet, then yes, I FEEL like throwing them out of 50 story window.

"he doesn't understand what hes doing wrong ffs. he is only young."

Don't give me that crap either. Kids should be taught at the age of 0 to treat people with manners- rather than throwing CDS all around my room, they should sit down- the presence of children doesn't make me go nuts- the stuff that they do DOES. I'll let him use my stuff, as long as he doesn't have a shit on it, throw it in my face, then proceed to turn my computer off, then yes, they are allowed in my room.

So quiet.


EDIT: And oh yes, that Choc-Dip thing, as soon as the guy said "No." the kid should of walked off, gone back to his/her mother. You don't ask for sweets off strangers anyway.

[Liz]

'Kids running around in Michael Jackson's garden' is that some kind of sexual inuendo?

Yes i was referring to the actual MJ lol, im not about to accuse anyone here of being a beast.

[guy in a box]

Doesn't look like guy in a box is very good with children?

I am good with children, many perople have told me that I am amazing with them and have even put me in charge of looking after them whilst they are out.
It is just recentlly I have been getting to see the bad and annoying side of them. I still love babies and small children it's just that often they can be a pain and a lot of trouble to look after. I don't feel I colud be around a child constantlly without going crazy, but seeing them for a bit every now and them I really enjoy.

It takes a lot of work to look after a child and it is a very stressfull thing to do. It isn't like the mother wants them to start getting on peoples nerves so you can't really always blame the parents for their child being naughty because you dont really know what it is like to be in that situation 24/7, and children don't understand right from wrong all the time because they are just little and havn't understood it yet.
Mothers do an amazing job looking after their children, it is probablly more work and more stressfull than having a normal job. So you can't say that they should controll their children more because it is in a childs nature to mess about and parents probablly do the best they can to make their children behave properly.

... I Hope all of that made sense :p

[Liz]

bollocks



Oh how pathetic of you.

really.

you obviously know alot about parenting dont you? Well i sure am going to feel sorry for your kids, thats if anyone is stupid enough to give you any.

You've really upset me, well done, you succeeded. clap clap.

And YOU make me cringe.

shh yourself.

[Fruity Biscuit]

Well you all sicken me.

Apart from the people who agree with me. Which, I dunno if anyone does.

[Captain]

Have you met all the children in the world? NO. So quiet, moron.

People shouldn't be banned for posting opinions either. If parents can't control there kids from being out of control, if they're screaming and pissing all over your carpet, then yes, they deserve to be thrown out of 50 story window.

"he doesn't understand what hes doing wrong ffs. he is only young."

Don't give me that crap either. Kids should be taught at the age of 0 to treat people with manners- rather than throwing CDS all around my room, they should sit down- the presence of children doesn't make me go nuts- the stuff that they do DOES. I'll let him use my stuff, as long as he doesn't have a shit on it, throw it in my face, then proceed to turn my computer off, then yes, they are allowed in my room.

So quiet.


EDIT: And oh yes, that Choc-Dip thing, as soon as the guy said "No." the kid should of walked off, gone back to his/her mother. You don't ask for sweets off strangers anyway.
I never said anything about knowing them, i admit some kids are dickheads, but that is no reason to say ALL kids are.

Posting opinions is wishing kids would die and saying rape is good (another thread)? That imo is not an opinon that is a twisted person thinking its funny.

From the age 0? Dont give me that shit! You do realise kids cant completly understand you til the age of 2-3 (matters on the child) so trying to teach a kid the age of 0 to say thank you and not crawl over peoples gardens is ridiculous.

I never said the kid wasnt in the wrong, but there was absolutely no reason to use offensive language towards a young child.

[Liz]

why do we sicken you? because parents love their kids so much it hurts, and you go and say you would throw them out of a window!

Age 0, you are teaching a child to smile, they only have control over their eyes, and even then they can only see about 6 inches infront of them. When they start crawling around, no one in their right mind cant not teach them what they should touch and what they shouldnt, because they want everything. the best parents can do, is keep saying no. But all kids behave in a way that they want attention. So if they do something good or funny, we laugh and they get attention. If they do something naughty, we shout and say no, they get attention, and they dont mind which sort, it means they are getting attention.

Most of the time i say no to J, and he laughs and carrys on doing it, because it gives him more attention from me. So, the experts and the health proffessionals tell mums in my situation (majority of mums here) to IGNORE this behavior and distract the child away from whatever he is wanting.

are all the health proffessionals wrong? or are you? I know which one is more likely Fruity Biscuit.

By the way, i live near you, and its quite worrying to know i live near someone who would throw a child out of the window.

And how mature of you to neg me back, what for? being a good mum?

his message was: 'well BOO HOO'

lol

[Fruity Biscuit]

I know I WOULD of, if he would of tried to have my KP Choc Dip.

I wouldn't throw a child out of a 50 story building- sometimes I FEEL like doing it, but I wouldn't DO it.

[!!!]

My six-year-old cousin. They all play together, a game like tag or something in the summer, and they all have fun. Except him, he just ruins it. He never plays fairly, he hits his four-year-old brother, and he always blames the older kids for the stuff he does.

[Sebastian]

My cousin is 6 and since she was about 2 she has been beating me up everytime she sees me. I go and play with her then she starts hitting me in the balls etc. It's so annoying but kinda fun...

[!!!]

My other 4-year-old cousin punches me in the face... :mad:

[Captain]

I have a 3 year old cousin who hits me, but it is a game to them. Even if it hurts. I just pick him up by his feet for about 5 seconds. It usualy works for a while.

[Inverse]

You've met all the children in the world? No, so how can you hate them all. Im pretty sure they hate you to you assfez.
1. poetic licence
2. It's arsefez, unless you're a septic.
C. If you ARE a merkin; kill your president
iiii: lol
g) there's two Os in the last too.
potato) I actually do hate all children. Even before I know them I'm predisposed to hate them. I am ageist.

[Captain]

1. poetic licence
2. It's arsefez, unless you're a septic.
C. If you ARE a merkin; kill your president
iiii: lol
g) there's two Os in the last too.
potato) I actually do hate all children. Even before I know them I'm predisposed to hate them. I am ageist.

All of your statments there sound like the statements of a 2 year old with good grammar so you should hate yourself.
Im not american although i lived there for 5 years, just got me in the habit. (im pro-bush btw ¬¬)

[monkey magic]

Yeh sure tell a little kid you don't like them, that'll really boost the confidence when there older and using Obscene language in front of them and insulting them!Wishing them all dead is the most evil thing to do. You were a kid once remember that, you wouldn't like being wished dead. God hopes you never have kids. You seem to think I care how much confidence some kid will have in the future. I really don't. As for the obscene language, he's going to learn it from his parent(s)(who, in all fairness, should teach their kid not to ask strangers for sweets, that's worse than just accepting them) sooner or later. Yes. wishing a group of people were dead is the most evil thing to do, ever hear of the holocaust? One psychopath's wishes come true. Slightly worse I feel. I was a kid once, but have it on good authority that I knew how to behave, not to ask strangers for their food and not screaming at people for no reason (which the kid in question proceeded to do whilst he wasn't pestering me), I've been wished dead many times by many people, usually due to me ruining their day/week/month(even) with cruel cruel words.
As for your last point. You know what 'god' hopes? Surely an all knowing, all powerful being would not need to hope for things? You didn't think that through, but 'he' will get 'his' wish, as I never intend to have kids.
That, my dear, was one of my 'I honestly don't care what you think' posts.
Everyone else, get used to them.
Nuff respect to yo', though, Captain.

[Inverse]

All of your statments there sound like the statements of a 2 year old with good grammar so you should hate yourself.
Im not american although i lived there for 5 years, just got me in the habit. (im pro-bush btw ¬¬)
I wrote more coherantly than this when I was 2.

OFF TOPIC get back on topic or there will be trouble :mush2:

[Fruity Biscuit]

My original post has been edited. Read the 50 story window bit again, might as well change it rather than somebody bitching about it constantly.

Christ.

[Liz]

I know you wouldnt do it FB, but its a little bit to much to hear thats alls im saying.

I did ask politely in my first reply for some of you to have a little consideration, and it seemed like you just posted that comment because you knew it would annoy me. And it did, i can tell you that much. (as you can tell by earlier post)

[Fruity Biscuit]

Well, sorry. I didn't know you could be offended by "the internut", because of course, some stranger who you don't know, typing words really offends you.

Yeah.

[Frenchie]

Why not just leave your computer turned off? You can leave your illegal downloads for a while surely?

I have children. All of them.

There's one who lives near my house. I was sitting on the grass outside the front of my house and he came up and started shhooting us with his fingers. We played along and shot back and he ran off.

then he came back and threw a rock at my chest the size of a fucking lemon; and I can't even hit him because he's 4.

Little shit.
Hahahaahha wow i would kicked him i the head as soon as he gets older

[Liz]

Well, sorry. I didn't know you could be offended by "the internut", because of course, some stranger who you don't know, typing words really offends you.

Yeah.

actually a bunch of people saying they hate kids and want to kill them offended me, regardless of weather i know them or not.

shh now, you are giving me a headache.

[carpefula]

Children should be banned from public places. FACT. Either that or installed with mute buttons.

I used to be head waitress in a beautiful brasserie in the town i used to live in and we used to open especially on Mothering Sundays and Fathers Day and host the occaisional Jazz Sunday lunch (Monday and Sunday we were normally closed.) That was the only times that our lovely middle class clientelle would think to bring the brats along.

I was there for 2 years almost and everytime we hosted one of these shitty sunday openings the other waiting staff would "Rock Paper Scissors" it to see who would have to work the tretcherous shift! I was Head Waitress so HAD to be there!

It broke my heard to have the musicians drowned out by wailing and see Chanel suits stained with £50 per lb Foie Gras.

Ban them i say

BAN THEM

[allfalldown]

This thread is making me :(

Sure kids can be annoying sometimes, but they're not solely to blame. As has been said, small children can be excused for not knowing better, but they can't go on like this forever. The parents have to teach the kids what's acceptable, and if they don't then they're causing themselves problems as much as they are for anyone else.

[Inverse]

Does the phrase "pinch of salt" have any meaning to anyone ever except me?

[Liz]

there are pinches of salt, and there are people saying they want kids to die. sorry but its not acceptable, pinch of salt or no pinch of salt.

[Inverse]

...It's a big pinch.

[Liz]

Yes, and i think some of it got in my eye! Ouch.

[1kcattiesofgold]

Small children don't upset me at all. All of my students are quite lovely and they never mean harm when they are irritating (the first-graders love to narrate everything they do just in case I don't know). No, it's their ignorant and rude guardians that are the problem. Kids don't get the idea that foreigners are stupid on their own.

[Smartie]

having just been on holiday with my gfs two rugrats, I can safely say coming BACK to work was a welcoming prospect. They are 8 and 9.
The most annoying things are the constant questioning, butting in on conversations, asking who we’re talking about, demanding constantly and repetitively, and lying.

The boy took one of my tampax out of the box in the toilet, and threw it down through the upstairs veranda. I hear the ‘plop’ onto the floor and am angered to see It there. When challenged he says he found it on the floor upstairs, and was returning it to its owner, via the slots in outside balcony floor. I accuse him of taking it directly from the toilet, he insists he found it upstairs outside his room.

Worst of all, my partner felt that he is so adamant it is unlikely he is lying, and could I have dropped it upstairs?
I say at the time I was not using them, and had not been upstairs with them, so no, I couldn’t have dropped one upstairs – he is lying.
And he kept on lying until we prised it out of him after about an hour of him stomping around, screaming saying he wasn’t lying, and even getting his sister on side with him.

This might seem like a simple episode, but this 8 year old managed to almost convince the others I was trying to set him up for something he didn’t do. And then refuses to apologise once found out. He then refuses to play dominos with the rest of us saying he doesn’t want to and goes upstairs.
When his mother tells him he is to have a TV ban for a week for consistent lying, he says that he has already been punished because he was upstairs whilst they we playing dominos.
He knows damn well lying is wrong, and was trying to save his sorry ass after being found out.
GRRRR.

[Liz]

Kids are just hard work all round. I took J to spain in July for two weeks. He was only 11 months so my main concern with it was his pool obsession (very scary) It was very hot, he was in strange surroundings, and it was an all round stressfull experience, espescially the bit where i have to stay in at night while everyone else went out and got wasted.

I felt like a 40 year old, not 21, and spent the majority of it wishing i'd left him at home with my partners mum and dad! (of course had i have done that i would have spent the whole time miserable missing him)

no win!

[allfalldown]

Does the phrase "pinch of salt" have any meaning to anyone ever except me?It's not the actual wishing harm on children that's annoying me here (like I said, they can be annoying) but the people here arguing amongst themselves. You're all right. Kids can be a nightmare and sometimes you wish they'd just fuck off, but they're also a lot of fun (particularly if they're as bonkers as my baby sis).

[Liz]

my son is far more fun than annoying. Addmittedly when he was a newborn and i had to take him for drives at 2am 3am 4am 5am etc, was a little annoying....oh, and getting up every 2 hours wasnt much fun after 5 months, but once they start sleeping, being a parent is the best thing in the world and i wouldnt change it for anyone.

the day all this arguing started - J started walking for the first time, and i can honestly say i have never loved someone so much in my whole entire life, or been so proud to say he is mine - believe me, i usually stay out of anything that gets me into any sort of argument.

I have been brought up to believe that even talking about hurting children is completely unacceptable. and i really couldnt sit in the corner on this because its all so close to home.