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Tiggs
04-09-2005, 07:35 PM
I saw this in the warehouse at the supermarket I work at today

http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/3599/xmas3co.jpg

The first big shipment of christmas goodies is going to come in tomorrow and it will all be on the shelvs before the end of the week. Christmas isn't for over 3 and a half months, yet it already seems to be here.

My manager told me that the plan is to have our stuff out before Tesco, who are going to have theirs out by the end of the month. but thats still far too early, it's still the middle of summer! (or at least it felt like it today) At this rate I'm expecting to see easter eggs arriving in November :rolleyes:

RobW
04-09-2005, 07:36 PM
Oh woe is me.

Baby Jesus doth turneth all emo.

It's quite sad, the build up to Christmas.It's 4 months too long a build up.

AngryPaul
04-09-2005, 07:38 PM
I work opposite a Clintons and they were sticking out the 2006 calanders today and they also told me that their christmas stuffs were lying in wait.

Inverse
04-09-2005, 07:40 PM
It's September! WTF?

Ste150
04-09-2005, 07:43 PM
I Love Christmas.
When its in december.

At all other times it is the devils spawn and should be banned.

maxxy_p
04-09-2005, 07:48 PM
Does anyone actually buy this stuff in September? We usually only get advent calenders on the last day of November and the Christmas tree a day or two before Christmas Eve.

I'm guessing shops wouldn't do it this ridiculously early unless they got a fair amount of custom from it.

!!!
04-09-2005, 07:49 PM
They always release calendars in September!

lattherobogirl
04-09-2005, 07:50 PM
does anyone actually BUY most of the complete and utter christmas shiz they sell at all?

!!!
04-09-2005, 07:57 PM
No.

Preasure
04-09-2005, 07:58 PM
A friend of my mums waits until the surplus sales in january, and buys all her christmas stuff then.

Lozzie Stardust
04-09-2005, 08:00 PM
I had to clear all of the garden funiture stock out of the sesonal layflat at B&Q to make room for Xmas trees to go up for october.

WTF.

Shave
04-09-2005, 08:25 PM
:p

i'm pretty sure we had a thread like this this time last year (i may have started it, can't remember, though i don't think i did)

if i did it was because like you i noticed the christmas stock, we've had ours in since late august. stupid

[edit]i think i may have imagined it. this was the closest i got: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22394&highlight=christmas

eleanor
04-09-2005, 09:34 PM
Selfridges already had its Christmas paraphernalia on display at the end of August. I actually exclaimed "What the fuck?!" loudly upon entering, within earshot of sales assistants who probably agree with us lot that WTF AUGUST IS NOT DECEMBER N00BS, OMFG.

moovok
04-09-2005, 09:43 PM
I can't believe that. It's usually October we get the Christmas hype happening. They get earlier each year, next year we'll be starting up Christmas stuff in January, though it's good to get Christmas stuff in the January sales :D hehe

Cjw
04-09-2005, 09:46 PM
This fucks me off. It makes christmas seem near when it's actually ages away.

And as others said, who the hell buys christmas stuff in september ffs?

T3-X
04-09-2005, 10:56 PM
Like Dilbert once said: "We are either recovering from one holiday or preparing for the next"

You have to admit things get pretty crazy around Christmas at mall and such. You can't really blame them for trying to spread things out. If that was what they were doing, at least. They are simply trying to get people into the buying craze already, and it is shameful, like most things department stores do.

If only the Xbox 360 could come out in this version of 'Christmas season'...

UMIST_For_Ever
04-09-2005, 11:18 PM
The Germans seem to find this phenomena hilariously funny too.

:(

It doesn't seem to be the case over there

deliops
05-09-2005, 12:23 AM
what about halloween and thanksgiving??
man they get chinced....

Jimpy
05-09-2005, 07:03 AM
What are you going to buy for halloweens though other then maybe costumes or candy? Christmas is just so great because people get stuff. Something to do with greed, I dunno.

T3-X
05-09-2005, 07:24 AM
Christmas is usually the day of the year with your best childhood memories. Some people are willing to do anything to get back to their youth.

DJ Nufonia
05-09-2005, 07:26 AM
This is like when back-to-school savings came in early June, and Valentine's Day sales began in November.

Jimpy
05-09-2005, 07:28 AM
This is like when back-to-school savings came in early June, and Valentine's Day sales began in November.

I hated the back-to-school thing starting so early, it was the beginning of freaking summer. Anything for sales I guess.

DJ Nufonia
05-09-2005, 07:31 AM
I hated the back-to-school thing starting so early, it was the beginning of freaking summer. Anything for sales I guess.

Same here, man.

T3-X
05-09-2005, 07:33 AM
Why dont they just make a law stating you cannot start a holiday season over a month before a holiday? That would make things much simpler

squidgyegg
05-09-2005, 07:57 AM
*Nods in agreement*

Christmas is over-commercialised, i thought it was supposed to be celebrating the birth of the Christ. That's lost it's meaning now. Makes me so angry!!!

UMIST_For_Ever
05-09-2005, 08:56 AM
The back to school stuff was just depressing.

Just as you escaped the nefarious clutches of your school, they sell new uniforms and all the shit you need in the classroom!

Thomp
05-09-2005, 09:42 AM
Someone said to me as soons as the summer holidays started:

Well, five months until Christmas!

So I punched them

Geek Grrrl
05-09-2005, 12:31 PM
last year the place I worked at had us putting up christmas tree's, lights, christmas toys the lot in august and september. and they always asked me to help because I <3 christmas.

there were soooooo many people coming in saying "its not christmas yet is it?" (hehe, oh so funny and original), there were just as many coming in getting our stuff though

the simple truth of it is, stock arrives for christmas, the shop only has so much room for stock, and more and more stock is arriving. they HAVE to put it out there at some point.

Aladdin Sane
05-09-2005, 12:59 PM
I swear that if the shops keep bringing stuf out earlier and earlier, it's going to reach a point where we'll be buying christmas stuff for next year, whilst we're already celebrating this years christmas.

Mr stabby
05-09-2005, 10:13 PM
Its Xmas!!! Woo!
Oh wait, the shops are lieing. Dont do it! Do the right thing and wait untill dec 24th to do your shopping.

Geek Grrrl
06-09-2005, 09:52 AM
am I the only person that starts saving pennies for christmas super early?!?

Mozzer
06-09-2005, 12:50 PM
Well I can see the logic in that... however, there is a subtle difference between saving months early and buying months early, my friend!

Early Christmas sales are a load of bollocks though, because even if you're not religious (tut tut) it degrades the specialness of the holiday - instead of looking forward to a week or two of fun the shops make it "fun" for 5 months. Boo.

Tiggs
06-09-2005, 08:47 PM
Guess what signs I was putting up today

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6863/yaay8kl.jpg

And the first christmas goodies are now on the shelves. I did have some customers saying 'What the?' to me as I was putting them up. Looks like its going to be christmas all the way from now until January.

Preasure
06-09-2005, 08:57 PM
Its only actually 16 weeks until Christmas, if you think about it. 16 weeks goes rather quickly.

*Ooh Sparklies*
06-09-2005, 09:24 PM
In my work *asda* we get all seasonal stuff 3 months before the acutal holiday. So that goes for easte, halloween etc also. Our Christmas stuffs are to be delivered in the week.

Im sure most other supermarkets are the same.

xkittyx
06-09-2005, 09:34 PM
I've been saying since the 16th June 'It's nearly christmas' pretty much everyday to my boss!!

Frenchie
06-09-2005, 09:34 PM
Wow its september and i gotta get a tree now no im wating till at least a month before

Fruity Biscuit
07-09-2005, 09:27 PM
Christmas is like, old anyway. 10000 something years old. Who wants to celebrate it nowadays anyway?

AngryPaul
16-09-2005, 04:22 PM
Walked into Boots and was stopped in my tracks by this...

http://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22410.gifhttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22411.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22412.jpg
http://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22413.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22414.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22415.jpg
http://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22266.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22267.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22268.jpg

moog
16-09-2005, 04:26 PM
i want the darth vader outfit in XXS please

poliobear
17-09-2005, 07:20 PM
i want the purple bag!!!! erm.....anyways......holidays being announced months before they happen makes me so mad, i like christmas, not just the day but the whole season, when it's snowy and the christmas decorations have snow all over them. to the gaming section!!!!

Mr stabby
18-09-2005, 04:07 PM
Walked into Boots and was stopped in my tracks by this...

http://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22410.gifhttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22411.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22412.jpg
http://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22413.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22414.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22415.jpg
http://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22266.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22267.jpghttp://www.boots.com/images/nav/2176/13501/22268.jpg


You stole a sign from boots?
I already know what i want for xmas, but ive known since 2nd of March, so it was extra early for me.

bellybutton
20-09-2005, 02:13 PM
Awwwwwwww now the waitin starts :( why cnt day wait til after halloween??? (at leeest!) :eng101:

AngryPaul
20-09-2005, 02:55 PM
Awwwwwwww now the waitin starts :( why cnt day wait til after halloween??? (at leeest!) :eng101:Anyone? No?

I think it had something to do with halloween but I'm not certain.

Anyhoo... I do like the christmas feel. I love going out and buying things for people and I truely do favour the giving to the recieving. However, starting the season 3 months early ruins it. *is sadded*

Meatball
20-09-2005, 02:59 PM
I want the thingy-mi-bob with the cat on the front. yeah the cat. fucking shristmas (humbug) threre's isn't even shit for holloween out yet!

AngryPaul
20-09-2005, 03:04 PM
I want the thingy-mi-bob with the cat on the front. yeah the cat. fucking shristmas (humbug) threre's isn't even shit for holloween out yet!Yeah, but Halloween doesn't involve buying presents for every person you've ever known and is therefore less appealing to companies magical.

Meatball
20-09-2005, 03:05 PM
^^ buy me a pressie and I'll reconsider the humbug!

argh
20-09-2005, 03:15 PM
bumhug.

Cjw
20-09-2005, 03:21 PM
Plenty of halloween stuff around here...asda had a whole section, and i've noticed halloween Quavers, Monster Munch, and oddly enough, fanta.

Cerberus
20-09-2005, 03:26 PM
Woo, I are excited already, kinda.

Scaryduck
20-09-2005, 03:38 PM
I drove past a pub recently, and noticed a signed saying "Book your Christmas party NOW!"

The date: 1st August.

Naturally, I went back later and torched the place*.


* Lie.

Twatybollocks
20-09-2005, 03:41 PM
When it's sunny outside and warm the thought of christmas shouldn't be in anyone's minds. Let's build up to Halloween and bonfire night, enjoy them and THEN start the build-up to Christmas.

SquallLeonheart
22-09-2005, 09:12 AM
Get Used to the fact that shops are retarded and still havnt realised that xmas shopping is done by 90% of the population on christmas eve and no earlier therefore they should get things in around mid november and no earlier tho i was at work the other week around the 17th aug and we have started to recieve the january sale stock before the xmas stock which came in the next day very stupid