Microsoft goes too far, yet again

[gruff]

Sorry if this has already been posted...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2005/09/04/cnmsoft04.xml&menuId=242&sSheet=/money/2005/09/04/ixcity.html

[Penguin Pimp]

I just thought. If bill gates joined richard branson we would have microsoft run transport and phones. What do you think about that?

[!!!]

Calm down dear, it's a search engine...

[gruff]

Is it just me or does that link not work?

[Ste150]

This news story has been exaggerated A LOT since it first broke a while ago. I wouldn’t get too worked up about it.

[RobW]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/graphics/2005/09/04/cnmsoft04.jpg

Please photoshop this.

[Penguin Pimp]

well multiple peni could be put into place. but i aint got it and wont do it:P

[captain canuck]

Okay. Not to be random, but note this paragraph:

Analysts believe Google's trans-for-mation from a simple search engine to an internet portal developer makes it a grave threat to the future earnings of Microsoft, Yahoo! and AOL.

"trans-for-mation"... evidently the telegraph editors are asleep at the wheel.

[Huh?]

Ballmer's a crazy mofo (http://www.flamingmailbox.com/maccomedy/movies/balmer.html).

http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

[Lozzie Stardust]

That man needs locking up. 0.o"



Seriously.

[AngryPaul]

I think someone feels threatened. By a search engiene.

I would boycott Microsoft if it didn't mean my computer stopped working. :(
Ballmer's a crazy mofo (http://www.flamingmailbox.com/maccomedy/movies/balmer.html).Suddenly the word developers sounds really wierd.

And he is a fucking nut-job.

[T3-X]

I would boycott Microsoft if it didn't mean my computer stopped working. :(

Shh, dont say that, they can HEAR you...

Oh, what? No, nothing oh, that's just a popu-... wait, no! GET AWAY FROM ME! SOMEONE, SEND HELP!!

*blood-curdling screams*

[eleanor]

I suspect Ballmer is addicted to some sort of drug or other, and doesn't get much sleep. Why else would he care about such things that much?

Also he's ugly lol

[Cynic]

I bet the Micrpsfpt PR people are slamming their heads in there doors right now

I mean seriously, what kind of idiot is he?

[deliops]

wow... that guy probably eats babies...

[eleanor]

He looks like Uncle Fester crossed with Lurch crossed with Frankenstein's Monster, or the product of an unholy orgy involving the aforementioned.

[captain canuck]

wow... that guy probably eats babies...

...even the Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells would think that guy is completely unstable. Indeed.

[renatzu]

What's wrong? Microsoft afraid of a little healthy competitition?

I doubt he eats babies, he probably just chops them up and burns them.

[wocket]

I'm just waiting for the day when Google releases an OS. I will giggle.

...And then I will buy it. Oh yes, yes I will.

[T3-X]

I'm just waiting for the day when Google releases an OS. I will giggle.

...And then I will buy it. Oh yes, yes I will.

Giggling aside, to simply throw away the original manufactured evil is kind of heartless. Think about all the things Microsoft has done to piss you off? The moment you find another device to give you ulcers you just toss them aside? Tyrants have feelings too!

PS: If you are wondering how I escaped my last dillemma (see previous post on this thread), it is a bit of a dull story, actually. Basically, my computer got possesed, I had to cut off my right hand. Entire house was haunted, forced to chainsaw my best friend in half, blah, blah. I had to destroy my computer, and right now I am using a makeshift one made out of a lemon, a couple of strands of wire, and an empty TV dinner container. I'm sure you're wondering, and, actually, it runs pretty well. Plays Half-Life 2 and everything.

[MONKEY050]

He looks like Uncle Fester crossed with Lurch crossed with Frankenstein's Monster, or the product of an unholy orgy involving the aforementioned.
You mean Microsoft? XD